1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
3. Right on.Copy !req
4. Whoo!Copy !req
5. Whoo!Copy !req
6. Hey, thank you.Copy !req
7. Welcome.
Wow, welcome...Copy !req
8. To the
kenan & kel
program.Copy !req
9. I answer to the name
of kenan!Copy !req
10. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
11. You're all
too kind!Copy !req
12. And i answer
to the name of...Copy !req
13. Sticky buuuuns!Copy !req
14. Sticky buns! Yeah!Copy !req
15. Oh.Copy !req
16. I also answer
to the name of kel.Copy !req
17. Um... Kel?Copy !req
18. What's that for?Copy !req
19. It's an um-brella.Copy !req
20. See, now if it rains,Copy !req
21. You can hold the
um-brella over your head,Copy !req
22. And the um-brella
will keep you from
getting wet.Copy !req
23. I know what
an umbrella is, man.Copy !req
24. Why do you have it
open inside?Copy !req
25. Oh, see, the weatherman
said that it was gonna
rain today, you know,Copy !req
26. And i don't wanna
get wet.Copy !req
27. Kel, we're inside,
man!Copy !req
28. How you gonna get
wet inside?Copy !req
29. It's not gonna
rain on you inside.
Rain inside!Copy !req
30. That's weird.Copy !req
31. It's rainin'
on the inside.Copy !req
32. Why is it only
rainin' on you?Copy !req
33. Because i have
an... Um-brella!Copy !req
34. I think i need to
hang on to this for
you for a minute.Copy !req
35. Now, come on...Copy !req
36. Dippity-doo!Copy !req
37. Dippity doo-dah,
dippity day.Copy !req
38. Kenan!Copy !req
39. Kenan, dippity who?Copy !req
40. Kenan, where you
goin' with the rain?Copy !req
41. Kenan! Awwww!
Here it goes!Copy !req
42. "rate your dating skills.Copy !req
43. "is a date with you
a night to rememberCopy !req
44. Or a nightmare?"Copy !req
45. Yeah, like anybody ever
reads these dumb old things.Copy !req
46. Question number one.Copy !req
47. Ah, stupid fly!Copy !req
48. Shoo!Copy !req
49. Where was i? Ah!
Question number one.Copy !req
50. "is your idea
of the perfect date...Copy !req
51. A: A moonlight picnic..."Copy !req
52. Yeah, right.Copy !req
53. "b: An arm-wrestling
competition..."Copy !req
54. ha ha!Copy !req
55. Ow!Copy !req
56. All right. Ok.
Now you've had it.Copy !req
57. Kenan!Copy !req
58. Kel, shh!Copy !req
59. Fly.Copy !req
60. Fly!Copy !req
61. Ok.Copy !req
62. Oh, man!Copy !req
63. I can't do it!
I lost my ability
to fly!Copy !req
64. Aw, kel!Copy !req
65. There is a fly.Copy !req
66. Right... Next...
To you!Copy !req
67. Oh...Copy !req
68. I got it.Copy !req
69. Wait a minute,
kel.
Bad idea!Copy !req
70. No—oh...Copy !req
71. I missed him.Copy !req
72. Hey, guys,
you'll never guess—Copy !req
73. What happened here?Copy !req
74. I was trying
to swat a fly.Copy !req
75. No, no, no,
what happened—Copy !req
76. Nah, not what
happened.Copy !req
77. See, what happened
was, there was
no fly.Copy !req
78. What we were doing
was taking everything
off the shelfCopy !req
79. So we could clean it...Copy !req
80. With orange soda.Copy !req
81. Oh.Copy !req
82. Hey, guess what!Copy !req
83. Mother and i won
an all-expense paid
trip for 2Copy !req
84. To yakima springs!
We're going there
for the whole week!Copy !req
85. Well...
Congratulations!Copy !req
86. The whole week,
you say.Copy !req
87. Well, i'm really
gonna miss ya.
Bye!Copy !req
88. Wait, wait, wait.
Not so fast, kenan.Copy !req
89. Before i go,
i have a big favor
to ask you.Copy !req
90. Oh, favor?
Well, i'm kinda
busy right now,Copy !req
91. Kenan, i was wondering
if you'd tend to my
house while i'm gone.Copy !req
92. Gee, well, normally
i would, but you know,Copy !req
93. The lunar eclipse
and the situation
with the potatoes—Copy !req
94. I'll pay you $50.Copy !req
95. It's a deal!Copy !req
96. Ooh!Copy !req
97. I got the fly!Copy !req
98. And now this one
gets watered on
mondays, wednesdays,Copy !req
99. And every other friday.Copy !req
100. Got it.
Water the plants.Copy !req
101. They're not just
plants, kenan.Copy !req
102. They're my friends.Copy !req
103. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
104. Ah...Copy !req
105. Come meet my fish,
norman.Copy !req
106. I like to play
the oboe for him.Copy !req
107. Well, isn't that
freaky?Copy !req
108. Hey, chris,
what's this picture of?Copy !req
109. That's mother and me
at my graduation from
grocery college.Copy !req
110. You can't even
see her.Copy !req
111. What are you
getting at?Copy !req
112. Well, she's not here
right now.Copy !req
113. All right!Copy !req
114. Ooh! I gotta go
to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
115. Kel!Copy !req
116. That is not
the bathroom.
That is the closet!Copy !req
117. Sorry about
your jacket.Copy !req
118. Kel, the bathroom
is upstairs!Copy !req
119. Thanks for taking
care of my friends.Copy !req
120. Oh, and kenan,
please don't forget.Copy !req
121. Don't worry!Copy !req
122. You just have fun
on your little vacationCopy !req
123. With mother...Copy !req
124. And trust me,
i will not forget.Copy !req
125. Whoo, boy!Copy !req
126. Kel, i think i'm
forgettin' something.Copy !req
127. What's wrong, kenan?Copy !req
128. Maybe you forgot
how to bake cookies.Copy !req
129. I don't know how
to bake cookies.Copy !req
130. I know.
'cause you forgot.Copy !req
131. What was i
forgettin'?Copy !req
132. You forgot about
that 10 bucks
i owe ya.Copy !req
133. What? What 10 bucks.
Never mind.Copy !req
134. Hi, boys.Copy !req
135. What's up?
Y'all bring me
something?Copy !req
136. Uh... No!Copy !req
137. Why would we?Copy !req
138. Oh!Copy !req
139. Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
140. Kel, what are you
laughing at?Copy !req
141. The tv's not on!
The tv!Copy !req
142. I know. It's just
a funny-lookin' tv!Copy !req
143. What are you two
doin' here anyway?Copy !req
144. Kenan, i thought
you had to work
today.Copy !req
145. I gave myself
the day off.Copy !req
146. Kenan, that reminds me.
Chris called you
last night.Copy !req
147. He wanted to know
how his plants
were doing.Copy !req
148. Tonight.
Yeah. When's chris
coming back anyway?Copy !req
149. Uh, kenan,
i think i know
what you forgot.Copy !req
150. I think i know, too!Copy !req
151. What?Copy !req
152. No, no, no, no!
I forgot to tell
my daddyCopy !req
153. That i left
my limbo stick
in a jar.Copy !req
154. Come on, kel.Copy !req
155. Limbo stick
in the jar?Copy !req
156. Oh, man!
The plants are dead!Copy !req
157. Oh, i killed the plants.Copy !req
158. They were his friends!Copy !req
159. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
160. And now they're dead,
man!Copy !req
161. Chris is gonna be
so mad at me!Copy !req
162. W-wait a minute,
kenan.Copy !req
163. Maybe they're
not dead.Copy !req
164. Maybe they're
just sleepin'.Copy !req
165. Wh-kel?
Shh, shh, shh!Copy !req
166. wake up!Copy !req
167. Wake up!Copy !req
168. They're dead.Copy !req
169. Oh, man!Copy !req
170. what about the fish?Copy !req
171. The fish! The fish!Copy !req
172. Norman's alive.
He's still alive.Copy !req
173. Aw, yeah!Copy !req
174. Ok, everything's fine.
We can fix this.Copy !req
175. All we gotta do
is clean up this messCopy !req
176. And then go buy
some new plants
from the store.Copy !req
177. No, no, that's
impossible!Copy !req
178. Chris'll be
back in 4 hours!
It'll never work!Copy !req
179. Calm-uh down-uh, man!Copy !req
180. I'll clean up
the leaves,
and you feed the fish.Copy !req
181. Oh! A-all right.Copy !req
182. I'm on it.Copy !req
183. Like somebody
o-or something...Copy !req
184. Th-that—thatCopy !req
185. Would be on it.Copy !req
186. Y-yeah. That's it.Copy !req
187. Hey!Copy !req
188. Here's a steak!
There ya go!Copy !req
189. Enjoy yourself!Copy !req
190. Hey, wash it down
with some chips!Copy !req
191. Ah!Copy !req
192. Yeah!Copy !req
193. There ya go!Copy !req
194. All right.Copy !req
195. Oh, yeah, and how
about some orange soda?Copy !req
196. Lemme see.Copy !req
197. Kel!Copy !req
198. What are you
doing?Copy !req
199. Giving the fish
some orange soda.Copy !req
200. Oran—why?Copy !req
201. Well, he might
get thirsty.Copy !req
202. Thir-thir-thirsty?Copy !req
203. Man, he lives
in water!Copy !req
204. How thirsty
could he be?Copy !req
205. Kel?Copy !req
206. Uh-huh?Copy !req
207. That's a steak
in the fish tank,
isn't it?Copy !req
208. Uh-huh.Copy !req
209. Mm-hmm. And the
little yellow thingsCopy !req
210. Floating around
on top?Copy !req
211. Oh, you mean
the potato chips?Copy !req
212. Ah, yes,
of course.
Of course.Copy !req
213. Yeah.
Um, kel? Why?Copy !req
214. Well, you told me
to feed the fish!Copy !req
215. Fish eat fish food,
man, not people food!Copy !req
216. That stuff'll kill him!Copy !req
217. Oh, now we gotta
clean out the tank!Copy !req
218. I'm gonna find something
to put norman in!Copy !req
219. Aw, man, need a bowl!Copy !req
220. Big bowl!Copy !req
221. Oh, where do they
keep the bowls?Copy !req
222. Ah! Here we go.Copy !req
223. Here we go!
Hey, hey!Copy !req
224. Oh! Bowl with
the holes in it!Copy !req
225. Oh, fish, i'm sorry!Copy !req
226. how can i make it
up to ya?Copy !req
227. Oh, wait a minute.
I know what you like.
I know what you like.Copy !req
228. Here we go.Copy !req
229. All right.Copy !req
230. Aw, you probably
can't even hear that.Copy !req
231. Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
How about this?Copy !req
232. Oh, oh, wait a minute.
I know what'll
clean up this tank!Copy !req
233. I know this'll work.Copy !req
234. All right!Copy !req
235. Oh, man!Copy !req
236. Ah!Copy !req
237. Found the bowl!Copy !req
238. Found the bo—whoa!Copy !req
239. Watch yourself. Come on.Copy !req
240. Slippery.
Slippery when wet.Copy !req
241. Aw, man, come on!Copy !req
242. There we go.Copy !req
243. Ah. I got it.
I got it.Copy !req
244. I got the—aah!Copy !req
245. Kel!Copy !req
246. I'm not done
cleaning yet!Copy !req
247. Oh... Oh...
Where's the fish?
Where's the fish?Copy !req
248. Oh, i know.Copy !req
249. No, he's not there.Copy !req
250. Aw, man!Copy !req
251. Fish is in the vacuum!Copy !req
252. Oh, the fish
is in the vacuum!Copy !req
253. I'll get it!Copy !req
254. Oh!Copy !req
255. He was my friend!Copy !req
256. He was my friend!Copy !req
257. Ah ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
258. Oh, man!
Where is he?
Where can he be?Copy !req
259. Wait a—wait!
He's in the oboe!Copy !req
260. The ob—
what's the oboe
doin' in the—Copy !req
261. Lemme see.
Aah! I'll get ya out!Copy !req
262. Hold on!Copy !req
263. Hold on!Copy !req
264. Go get it!
Go get it!Copy !req
265. I'll save ya!Copy !req
266. I'll save ya, baby!Copy !req
267. I'll save ya!Copy !req
268. Oh, it's all right!Copy !req
269. Aah! It's all slimy!Copy !req
270. Hee hee hee hee hee!Copy !req
271. Oh, he's tickling me!
He's tickling me!Copy !req
272. I'll find something
to put him in.Copy !req
273. Hurry up! Hurry up!Copy !req
274. I got something.
Here, put him in
the trophy!Copy !req
275. There we go!
Now... Ok, ok!Copy !req
276. Ok. We can still
fix this.Copy !req
277. All we gotta do
is go to the store
and buy some new plants,Copy !req
278. Come back,
fix the bowl,
clean out the fish tank,Copy !req
279. Drop little norman in,
and go home.Copy !req
280. Man, this has been
one busy day.Copy !req
281. Man, you drank
the fish!Copy !req
282. Don't swallow him!
Don't swallow the fish!Copy !req
283. Spit him back in here!
Wait, don't fumble
with the trophy!Copy !req
284. Don't fumble with—
aw, man!Copy !req
285. I'm gonna stay down
here and try to fix
the vacuum cleanerCopy !req
286. And the bowl
and the fish tank—
aw, go!Copy !req
287. Gotta make sure
the water's not too
hot for you!Copy !req
288. Perfect! Ok.Copy !req
289. Swim!Copy !req
290. Ah!Copy !req
291. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
292. The fish
is in the tub.Copy !req
293. Great.
All we gotta do
is go to the store,Copy !req
294. Don't forget
the oboe.Copy !req
295. Oh... Thanks, kel.Copy !req
296. Ok, come on, man.
We got some fixin'
to do. Grab the keys.Copy !req
297. G-grab the keys.
All right.Copy !req
298. Hee hee hee hee!Copy !req
299. Whoo! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
300. Man, i can't believe
we got locked out of
chris' mama's house.Copy !req
301. I mean, why does
this stuff always
happen to us?Copy !req
302. Well...Copy !req
303. Yeah.
Remember when i said,
"kel, grab the key"?Copy !req
304. Why didn't ya?Copy !req
305. You was serious
about that?Copy !req
306. Man, i thought
you were telling
a joke.Copy !req
307. I don't know.
I've heard a couple
of your jokes.Copy !req
308. Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Don't push.Copy !req
309. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
310. Wait! Oh!Copy !req
311. Oh, the faucet!Copy !req
312. That just
reminded me.Copy !req
313. I am kinda thirsty!Copy !req
314. No, man!Copy !req
315. We gotta find
something to plug
the leak with!Copy !req
316. Ok!Copy !req
317. Not the curtains,
kel!Copy !req
318. Not the curtains,
man!Copy !req
319. Oh, now you
soaked the curtains.Copy !req
320. Oh!Copy !req
321. Now... All we gotta
do isCopy !req
322. Fix the faucet,
and the vacuum
and dry the curtains.Copy !req
323. No problem.
We can do it.Copy !req
324. Yeah. We have
over an hour before
chris comes home.Copy !req
325. What? Oh, no, man!Copy !req
326. Oh, wait a minute.Copy !req
327. I know where to
dry these curtains.Copy !req
328. Ah!Copy !req
329. Kel!Copy !req
330. Comin!Copy !req
331. What's wrong?Copy !req
332. What's wrong?Copy !req
333. It's raining, kel.
In the living room, man!Copy !req
334. It's raining on
the inside!Copy !req
335. Do you know
what that means?Copy !req
336. Big harvest!Copy !req
337. No, man!Copy !req
338. It means everything
is getting all wet
and ruined!Copy !req
339. A pipe musta broken
or something.Copy !req
340. What are we
gonna do?Copy !req
341. Try to find something
to catch the water in!Copy !req
342. Oh, i got it.
Ain't no thing.Copy !req
343. Lemme see.
Ahh...Copy !req
344. Help, i'm drownin'!
I'm drownin'!Copy !req
345. I'm drownin'!Copy !req
346. Ok! Move over!Copy !req
347. i'm drownin'!Copy !req
348. Ok. I gotta think.
Gotta think.Copy !req
349. Ok, all we gotta do
now is call a plumber,
replace the plants.Copy !req
350. Clean out the fish tank,
fix the bowl,
fix the curtains,Copy !req
351. The oboe,
the vacuum cleaner,
the kitchen sink,Copy !req
352. and then after that...Copy !req
353. And the toilet.Copy !req
354. Yeah, you might wanna
do something about
that hole in the ceiling.Copy !req
355. Oh!Copy !req
356. Say, kel...Copy !req
357. When you put
the fish in
the bathtub...Copy !req
358. Did you turn
the water off?Copy !req
359. No, the tub
wasn't filled up.Copy !req
360. Oh, man,
this is bad!Copy !req
361. This is so bad!
Man, do you know
what it is?Copy !req
362. Bad?
Well, it's not good.Copy !req
363. Don't worry, kenan.
I know something
that'll cheer you up!Copy !req
364. Oh, yeah!
You do?Copy !req
365. No.Copy !req
366. Go upstairs
and turn
the water off!Copy !req
367. I'm right on it!Copy !req
368. The toilet bowl...Copy !req
369. Things falling outta
the ceiling and...Copy !req
370. Uh—uh—wait a minute!Copy !req
371. Wh-wh—aah!Copy !req
372. Hey!Copy !req
373. This isn't
the bathroom!Copy !req
374. Oh, i'll turn
the water off myself, man!Copy !req
375. Chris' house
is getting ruined...Copy !req
376. Open up!
Police!Copy !req
377. I'm sorry.
You must have got
the wrong house.Copy !req
378. We're not the police!Copy !req
379. No, no, we're the police!Copy !req
380. Open up is what
we need you to do!Copy !req
381. They sound mad.Copy !req
382. Hey!
How you doing?Copy !req
383. Do you live here?Copy !req
384. Well, no—no,
i wouldn't say
live, exactly.Copy !req
385. One of the neighbors
called in.Copy !req
386. They said they
witnessed a couple
of kidsCopy !req
387. Breakin' in through
one of the windows.Copy !req
388. Through the window!
Boy, that's weird.Copy !req
389. Thanks for stopping by,
officer.Copy !req
390. How did you two
get in here?Copy !req
391. Through the window.
That's only because
the front door was locked.Copy !req
392. Ah, kel! Aw, man.Copy !req
393. Is it... Raining in here?Copy !req
394. Yes.Copy !req
395. Hotshot.
What's goin' on
here?Copy !req
396. Well, kenan accidentally
killed all of chris' friends...Copy !req
397. Except for norman.
We got him upstairs
in the bathtub.Copy !req
398. What?Copy !req
399. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
400. He didn't say
killed!Copy !req
401. That's not what
happened!Copy !req
402. But was different.Copy !req
403. Shh, shh!Copy !req
404. Uh, officer,
officer cop,
uh, policeman,Copy !req
405. You know, i would love
to explain this whole
kooky mess to ya.Copy !req
406. It's actually
kinda funny.Copy !req
407. You know, not so much
"ha ha" funnyCopy !req
408. As it is more—oh!Copy !req
409. Fix table.Copy !req
410. You geniuses
cookin' something?Copy !req
411. No, why?Copy !req
412. You know,
i smell somethin',
too!Copy !req
413. Ah. Maybe it's all
that smoke comin'
from the kitchen.Copy !req
414. Aah! Fire in the kitchen!Copy !req
415. Come on, kel!Copy !req
416. Ah! Fire in the kitchen!
Fire in the kitchen, man!Copy !req
417. And a huge glove growin'
in the sink, no less.Copy !req
418. oh! Ow!Copy !req
419. Wait a minute, now!
Wait a minute, now!
Wait a minute! Oh!Copy !req
420. Well...Copy !req
421. That's better.Copy !req
422. Kel, do something, man!Copy !req
423. Heeeeelp!Copy !req
424. Heeeeelp!Copy !req
425. Heeeeeelp!Copy !req
426. Smoke's coming
from the oven!Copy !req
427. Hey,
the curtains!
Are they dry?Copy !req
428. Kel, you put
the curtains
in the oven?Copy !req
429. Yeah, to dry 'em out.
Good idea, huh? Huh?Copy !req
430. Stop!Copy !req
431. I think we've seen
just about enough here.Copy !req
432. You two are coming
downtownCopy !req
433. Right now!Copy !req
434. No, wait, wait,
wait, man!Copy !req
435. You can't take us
downtown!Copy !req
436. I mean, we still have
to fix the plants,
the fish tank,Copy !req
437. The bowl,
the vacuum cleaner,
the trophy—Copy !req
438. The oboe.Copy !req
439. And, yeah, and the faucet
and the curtains and the
ceiling and the toiletCopy !req
440. And the table all before
chris comes home.Copy !req
441. Hey, i'm home!Copy !req
442. What the—Copy !req
443. Kenan!Copy !req
444. Maybe we can go
downtown now!Copy !req
445. Maybe through
the back door!Copy !req
446. Thank you! Wow!
Thank you!Copy !req
447. All right!Copy !req
448. Hey!Copy !req
449. Hey, did chris notice
that his plants
were all dead?Copy !req
450. And didn't notice
a thing.Copy !req
451. Wow! Close one!Copy !req
452. Yeah.Copy !req
453. Plus his mama wanted
to redecorate anyway.Copy !req
454. Oh, hey,
that reminds me!Copy !req
455. Kel, what you doing
with the water, man?Copy !req
456. Watering norman.Copy !req
457. I got him
in my pocket.Copy !req
458. You can't keep
a fish in your
pocket!Copy !req
459. Although that does
give me an
interesting idea.Copy !req
460. It does?Copy !req
461. Yep! Kel,
grab a door...Copy !req
462. A talking cow,
and a throat lozenge,Copy !req
463. And meet me at
the frozen yogurt shop.Copy !req
464. Come on, fishy!Copy !req
465. Kenan, don't
the frozen yogurt
shop got a door?Copy !req
466. Kenan, can i bring
norman!Copy !req
467. Kenan? Awwww,
here it goes!Copy !req
468. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
469. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
470. Why?Copy !req