1. Oh, here it goes.
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2. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of education
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3. Right on.
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4. Whoo!
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5. Whoo!
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6. Hey, thank you.
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7. Welcome.
Wow, welcome...
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8. To the
kenan & kel
program.
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9. I answer to the name
of kenan!
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10. Thank you.
Thank you.
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11. You're all
too kind!
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12. And i answer
to the name of...
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13. Sticky buuuuns!
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14. Sticky buns! Yeah!
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15. Oh.
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16. I also answer
to the name of kel.
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17. Um... Kel?
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18. What's that for?
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19. It's an um-brella.
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20. See, now if it rains,
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21. You can hold the
um-brella over your head,
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22. And the um-brella
will keep you from
getting wet.
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23. I know what
an umbrella is, man.
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24. Why do you have it
open inside?
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25. Oh, see, the weatherman
said that it was gonna
rain today, you know,
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26. And i don't wanna
get wet.
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27. Kel, we're inside,
man!
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28. How you gonna get
wet inside?
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29. It's not gonna
rain on you inside.
Rain inside!
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30. That's weird.
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31. It's rainin'
on the inside.
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32. Why is it only
rainin' on you?
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33. Because i have
an... Um-brella!
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34. I think i need to
hang on to this for
you for a minute.
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35. Now, come on...
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36. Dippity-doo!
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37. Dippity doo-dah,
dippity day.
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38. Kenan!
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39. Kenan, dippity who?
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40. Kenan, where you
goin' with the rain?
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41. Kenan! Awwww!
Here it goes!
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42. "rate your dating skills.
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43. "is a date with you
a night to remember
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44. Or a nightmare?"
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45. Yeah, like anybody ever
reads these dumb old things.
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46. Question number one.
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47. Ah, stupid fly!
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48. Shoo!
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49. Where was i? Ah!
Question number one.
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50. "is your idea
of the perfect date...
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51. A: A moonlight picnic..."
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52. Yeah, right.
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53. "b: An arm-wrestling
competition..."
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54. ha ha!
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55. Ow!
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56. All right. Ok.
Now you've had it.
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57. Kenan!
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58. Kel, shh!
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59. Fly.
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60. Fly!
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61. Ok.
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62. Oh, man!
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63. I can't do it!
I lost my ability
to fly!
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64. Aw, kel!
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65. There is a fly.
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66. Right... Next...
To you!
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67. Oh...
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68. I got it.
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69. Wait a minute,
kel.
Bad idea!
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70. No—oh...
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71. I missed him.
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72. Hey, guys,
you'll never guess—
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73. What happened here?
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74. I was trying
to swat a fly.
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75. No, no, no,
what happened—
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76. Nah, not what
happened.
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77. See, what happened
was, there was
no fly.
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78. What we were doing
was taking everything
off the shelf
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79. So we could clean it...
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80. With orange soda.
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81. Oh.
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82. Hey, guess what!
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83. Mother and i won
an all-expense paid
trip for 2
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84. To yakima springs!
We're going there
for the whole week!
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85. Well...
Congratulations!
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86. The whole week,
you say.
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87. Well, i'm really
gonna miss ya.
Bye!
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88. Wait, wait, wait.
Not so fast, kenan.
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89. Before i go,
i have a big favor
to ask you.
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90. Oh, favor?
Well, i'm kinda
busy right now,
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91. Kenan, i was wondering
if you'd tend to my
house while i'm gone.
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92. Gee, well, normally
i would, but you know,
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93. The lunar eclipse
and the situation
with the potatoes—
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94. I'll pay you $50.
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95. It's a deal!
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96. Ooh!
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97. I got the fly!
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98. And now this one
gets watered on
mondays, wednesdays,
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99. And every other friday.
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100. Got it.
Water the plants.
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101. They're not just
plants, kenan.
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102. They're my friends.
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103. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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104. Ah...
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105. Come meet my fish,
norman.
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106. I like to play
the oboe for him.
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107. Well, isn't that
freaky?
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108. Hey, chris,
what's this picture of?
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109. That's mother and me
at my graduation from
grocery college.
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110. You can't even
see her.
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111. What are you
getting at?
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112. Well, she's not here
right now.
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113. All right!
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114. Ooh! I gotta go
to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.
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115. Kel!
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116. That is not
the bathroom.
That is the closet!
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117. Sorry about
your jacket.
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118. Kel, the bathroom
is upstairs!
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119. Thanks for taking
care of my friends.
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120. Oh, and kenan,
please don't forget.
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121. Don't worry!
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122. You just have fun
on your little vacation
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123. With mother...
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124. And trust me,
i will not forget.
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125. Whoo, boy!
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126. Kel, i think i'm
forgettin' something.
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127. What's wrong, kenan?
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128. Maybe you forgot
how to bake cookies.
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129. I don't know how
to bake cookies.
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130. I know.
'cause you forgot.
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131. What was i
forgettin'?
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132. You forgot about
that 10 bucks
i owe ya.
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133. What? What 10 bucks.
Never mind.
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134. Hi, boys.
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135. What's up?
Y'all bring me
something?
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136. Uh... No!
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137. Why would we?
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138. Oh!
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139. Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!
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140. Kel, what are you
laughing at?
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141. The tv's not on!
The tv!
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142. I know. It's just
a funny-lookin' tv!
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143. What are you two
doin' here anyway?
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144. Kenan, i thought
you had to work
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145. I gave myself
the day off.
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146. Kenan, that reminds me.
Chris called you
last night.
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147. He wanted to know
how his plants
were doing.
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148. Tonight.
Yeah. When's chris
coming back anyway?
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149. Uh, kenan,
i think i know
what you forgot.
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150. I think i know, too!
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151. What?
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152. No, no, no, no!
I forgot to tell
my daddy
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153. That i left
my limbo stick
in a jar.
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154. Come on, kel.
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155. Limbo stick
in the jar?
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156. Oh, man!
The plants are dead!
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157. Oh, i killed the plants.
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158. They were his friends!
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159. Ha ha ha!
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160. And now they're dead,
man!
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161. Chris is gonna be
so mad at me!
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162. W-wait a minute,
kenan.
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163. Maybe they're
not dead.
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164. Maybe they're
just sleepin'.
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165. Wh-kel?
Shh, shh, shh!
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166. wake up!
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167. Wake up!
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168. They're dead.
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169. Oh, man!
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170. what about the fish?
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171. The fish! The fish!
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172. Norman's alive.
He's still alive.
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173. Aw, yeah!
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174. Ok, everything's fine.
We can fix this.
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175. All we gotta do
is clean up this mess
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176. And then go buy
some new plants
from the store.
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177. No, no, that's
impossible!
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178. Chris'll be
back in 4 hours!
It'll never work!
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179. Calm-uh down-uh, man!
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180. I'll clean up
the leaves,
and you feed the fish.
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181. Oh! A-all right.
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182. I'm on it.
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183. Like somebody
o-or something...
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184. Th-that—that
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185. Would be on it.
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186. Y-yeah. That's it.
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187. Hey!
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188. Here's a steak!
There ya go!
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189. Enjoy yourself!
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190. Hey, wash it down
with some chips!
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191. Ah!
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192. Yeah!
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193. There ya go!
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194. All right.
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195. Oh, yeah, and how
about some orange soda?
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196. Lemme see.
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197. Kel!
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198. What are you
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199. Giving the fish
some orange soda.
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200. Oran—why?
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201. Well, he might
get thirsty.
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202. Thir-thir-thirsty?
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203. Man, he lives
in water!
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204. How thirsty
could he be?
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205. Kel?
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206. Uh-huh?
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207. That's a steak
in the fish tank,
isn't it?
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208. Uh-huh.
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209. Mm-hmm. And the
little yellow things
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210. Floating around
on top?
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211. Oh, you mean
the potato chips?
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212. Ah, yes,
of course.
Of course.
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213. Yeah.
Um, kel? Why?
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214. Well, you told me
to feed the fish!
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215. Fish eat fish food,
man, not people food!
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216. That stuff'll kill him!
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217. Oh, now we gotta
clean out the tank!
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218. I'm gonna find something
to put norman in!
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219. Aw, man, need a bowl!
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220. Big bowl!
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221. Oh, where do they
keep the bowls?
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222. Ah! Here we go.
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223. Here we go!
Hey, hey!
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224. Oh! Bowl with
the holes in it!
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225. Oh, fish, i'm sorry!
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226. how can i make it
up to ya?
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227. Oh, wait a minute.
I know what you like.
I know what you like.
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228. Here we go.
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229. All right.
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230. Aw, you probably
can't even hear that.
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231. Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
How about this?
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232. Oh, oh, wait a minute.
I know what'll
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233. I know this'll work.
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234. All right!
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235. Oh, man!
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236. Ah!
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237. Found the bowl!
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238. Found the bo—whoa!
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239. Watch yourself. Come on.
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240. Slippery.
Slippery when wet.
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241. Aw, man, come on!
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242. There we go.
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243. Ah. I got it.
I got it.
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244. I got the—aah!
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245. Kel!
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246. I'm not done
cleaning yet!
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247. Oh... Oh...
Where's the fish?
Where's the fish?
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248. Oh, i know.
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249. No, he's not there.
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250. Aw, man!
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251. Fish is in the vacuum!
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252. Oh, the fish
is in the vacuum!
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253. I'll get it!
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254. Oh!
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255. He was my friend!
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256. He was my friend!
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257. Ah ha ha ha ha!
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258. Oh, man!
Where is he?
Where can he be?
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259. Wait a—wait!
He's in the oboe!
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260. The ob—
what's the oboe
doin' in the—
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261. Lemme see.
Aah! I'll get ya out!
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262. Hold on!
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263. Hold on!
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264. Go get it!
Go get it!
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265. I'll save ya!
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266. I'll save ya, baby!
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267. I'll save ya!
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268. Oh, it's all right!
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269. Aah! It's all slimy!
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270. Hee hee hee hee hee!
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271. Oh, he's tickling me!
He's tickling me!
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272. I'll find something
to put him in.
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273. Hurry up! Hurry up!
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274. I got something.
Here, put him in
the trophy!
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275. There we go!
Now... Ok, ok!
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276. Ok. We can still
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277. All we gotta do
is go to the store
and buy some new plants,
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278. Come back,
fix the bowl,
clean out the fish tank,
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279. Drop little norman in,
and go home.
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280. Man, this has been
one busy day.
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281. Man, you drank
the fish!
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282. Don't swallow him!
Don't swallow the fish!
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283. Spit him back in here!
Wait, don't fumble
with the trophy!
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284. Don't fumble with—
aw, man!
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285. I'm gonna stay down
here and try to fix
the vacuum cleaner
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286. And the bowl
and the fish tank—
aw, go!
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287. Gotta make sure
the water's not too
hot for you!
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288. Perfect! Ok.
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289. Swim!
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290. Ah!
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291. Ha ha ha.
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292. The fish
is in the tub.
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293. Great.
All we gotta do
is go to the store,
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294. Don't forget
the oboe.
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295. Oh... Thanks, kel.
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296. Ok, come on, man.
We got some fixin'
to do. Grab the keys.
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297. G-grab the keys.
All right.
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298. Hee hee hee hee!
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299. Whoo! Ha ha ha!
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300. Man, i can't believe
we got locked out of
chris' mama's house.
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301. I mean, why does
this stuff always
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302. Well...
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303. Yeah.
Remember when i said,
"kel, grab the key"?
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304. Why didn't ya?
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305. You was serious
about that?
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306. Man, i thought
you were telling
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307. I don't know.
I've heard a couple
of your jokes.
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308. Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Don't push.
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309. Oh! Oh!
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310. Wait! Oh!
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311. Oh, the faucet!
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312. That just
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313. I am kinda thirsty!
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314. No, man!
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315. We gotta find
something to plug
the leak with!
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316. Ok!
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317. Not the curtains,
kel!
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318. Not the curtains,
man!
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319. Oh, now you
soaked the curtains.
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320. Oh!
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321. Now... All we gotta
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322. Fix the faucet,
and the vacuum
and dry the curtains.
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323. No problem.
We can do it.
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324. Yeah. We have
over an hour before
chris comes home.
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325. What? Oh, no, man!
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326. Oh, wait a minute.
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327. I know where to
dry these curtains.
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328. Ah!
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329. Kel!
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330. Comin!
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331. What's wrong?
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332. What's wrong?
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333. It's raining, kel.
In the living room, man!
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334. It's raining on
the inside!
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335. Do you know
what that means?
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336. Big harvest!
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337. No, man!
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338. It means everything
is getting all wet
and ruined!
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339. A pipe musta broken
or something.
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340. What are we
gonna do?
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341. Try to find something
to catch the water in!
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342. Oh, i got it.
Ain't no thing.
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343. Lemme see.
Ahh...
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344. Help, i'm drownin'!
I'm drownin'!
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345. I'm drownin'!
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346. Ok! Move over!
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347. i'm drownin'!
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348. Ok. I gotta think.
Gotta think.
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349. Ok, all we gotta do
now is call a plumber,
replace the plants.
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350. Clean out the fish tank,
fix the bowl,
fix the curtains,
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351. The oboe,
the vacuum cleaner,
the kitchen sink,
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352. and then after that...
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353. And the toilet.
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354. Yeah, you might wanna
do something about
that hole in the ceiling.
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355. Oh!
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356. Say, kel...
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357. When you put
the fish in
the bathtub...
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358. Did you turn
the water off?
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359. No, the tub
wasn't filled up.
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360. Oh, man,
this is bad!
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361. This is so bad!
Man, do you know
what it is?
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362. Bad?
Well, it's not good.
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363. Don't worry, kenan.
I know something
that'll cheer you up!
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364. Oh, yeah!
You do?
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365. No.
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366. Go upstairs
and turn
the water off!
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367. I'm right on it!
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368. The toilet bowl...
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369. Things falling outta
the ceiling and...
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370. Uh—uh—wait a minute!
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371. Wh-wh—aah!
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372. Hey!
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373. This isn't
the bathroom!
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374. Oh, i'll turn
the water off myself, man!
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375. Chris' house
is getting ruined...
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376. Open up!
Police!
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377. I'm sorry.
You must have got
the wrong house.
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378. We're not the police!
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379. No, no, we're the police!
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380. Open up is what
we need you to do!
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381. They sound mad.
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382. Hey!
How you doing?
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383. Do you live here?
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384. Well, no—no,
i wouldn't say
live, exactly.
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385. One of the neighbors
called in.
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386. They said they
witnessed a couple
of kids
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387. Breakin' in through
one of the windows.
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388. Through the window!
Boy, that's weird.
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389. Thanks for stopping by,
officer.
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390. How did you two
get in here?
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391. Through the window.
That's only because
the front door was locked.
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392. Ah, kel! Aw, man.
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393. Is it... Raining in here?
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394. Yes.
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395. Hotshot.
What's goin' on
here?
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396. Well, kenan accidentally
killed all of chris' friends...
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397. Except for norman.
We got him upstairs
in the bathtub.
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398. What?
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399. No, no, no, no!
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400. He didn't say
killed!
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401. That's not what
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402. But was different.
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403. Shh, shh!
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404. Uh, officer,
officer cop,
uh, policeman,
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405. You know, i would love
to explain this whole
kooky mess to ya.
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406. It's actually
kinda funny.
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407. You know, not so much
"ha ha" funny
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408. As it is more—oh!
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409. Fix table.
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410. You geniuses
cookin' something?
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411. No, why?
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412. You know,
i smell somethin',
too!
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413. Ah. Maybe it's all
that smoke comin'
from the kitchen.
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414. Aah! Fire in the kitchen!
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415. Come on, kel!
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416. Ah! Fire in the kitchen!
Fire in the kitchen, man!
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417. And a huge glove growin'
in the sink, no less.
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418. oh! Ow!
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419. Wait a minute, now!
Wait a minute, now!
Wait a minute! Oh!
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420. Well...
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421. That's better.
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422. Kel, do something, man!
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423. Heeeeelp!
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424. Heeeeelp!
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425. Heeeeeelp!
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426. Smoke's coming
from the oven!
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427. Hey,
the curtains!
Are they dry?
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428. Kel, you put
the curtains
in the oven?
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429. Yeah, to dry 'em out.
Good idea, huh? Huh?
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430. Stop!
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431. I think we've seen
just about enough here.
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432. You two are coming
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433. Right now!
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434. No, wait, wait,
wait, man!
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435. You can't take us
downtown!
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436. I mean, we still have
to fix the plants,
the fish tank,
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437. The bowl,
the vacuum cleaner,
the trophy—
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438. The oboe.
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439. And, yeah, and the faucet
and the curtains and the
ceiling and the toilet
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440. And the table all before
chris comes home.
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441. Hey, i'm home!
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442. What the—
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443. Kenan!
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444. Maybe we can go
downtown now!
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445. Maybe through
the back door!
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446. Thank you! Wow!
Thank you!
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447. All right!
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448. Hey!
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449. Hey, did chris notice
that his plants
were all dead?
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450. And didn't notice
a thing.
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451. Wow! Close one!
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452. Yeah.
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453. Plus his mama wanted
to redecorate anyway.
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454. Oh, hey,
that reminds me!
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455. Kel, what you doing
with the water, man?
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456. Watering norman.
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457. I got him
in my pocket.
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458. You can't keep
a fish in your
pocket!
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459. Although that does
give me an
interesting idea.
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460. It does?
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461. Yep! Kel,
grab a door...
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462. A talking cow,
and a throat lozenge,
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463. And meet me at
the frozen yogurt shop.
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464. Come on, fishy!
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465. Kenan, don't
the frozen yogurt
shop got a door?
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466. Kenan, can i bring
norman!
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467. Kenan? Awwww,
here it goes!
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468. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of education
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469. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.
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470. Why?
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