Kenan & Kel 3x12

Paul Parducci as Policeman #2 • Christopher Michael as Policeman #1

Chris entrusts Kenan & Kel with the responsibility of taking care of his house while he's out of town. The guys do a great job, if you don't count the fire, and the flood, and the hole in the ceiling, and the...

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1. Oh, here it goes.

2. Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.S. Department of education

3. Wow, thank you. Wow.

4. Welcome to another half hour

5. Of the kenan and kel program.

6. I would be kenan.

7. Woo!

8. And i guess that would make me kel.

9. Wooh! Ow!

10. Now tonight's show is a real humdinger.

11. Let me tell, it was a— hum—

12. Kel, what are you doing?

13. Eating a corn dog.

14. Why? What's wrong with it?

15. Well, i mean, first of all it's rude.

16. And did you bring enough corn dogs for everybody?

17. Why, yes.

18. Yes, i did.

19. What the—

20. Mmm-mmm-mmm. Oh, it's kind of heavy.

21. Ah. Hey!

22. Corn dogs, anybody?

23. Yeah!

24. Yeah!

25. Doo-bee-doo-bee doo-doo-doo. Corn dogs for you!

26. Grab them quick. All right, they're goin' fast!

27. All right, corn dogs.

28. Corn dog, corn dog, corn dog, corn dog...

29. Excuse me, uh, kel.

30. Could you come back over here for a second, please?

31. What? You want a corn dog?

32. No! Well, yeah, but...

33. Ah, no!

34. I mean, you go out there with a lot of giving in tonight's show.

35. Now come on, twiggy! That's right, you're always giving.

36. Kenan! What does tonight's episode have to do with giving?

37. Kenan! What am i going to do with all these corn dogs!

38. Kenan!

39. Ah, here it goes!

40. Hey, kenan. Are you open?

41. Yeah.

42. Whoa! Sodas. Ah! Oh yeah.

43. Kenan!

44. You know it's only 2 more days until your birthday.

45. I know. I know when my birthday is.

46. I thought that since i'm not going to see you

47. Until after your birthday, maybe i'd give you your present now.

48. Oh, well, bring it on. Gimme, come on, come on.

49. Give it to me. Give it to me.

50. Here it is.

51. It's a pen!

52. Well, thank you.

53. And now i'll open it and try to act surprised or something.

54. Oh, look at that. It's a pen!

55. It's a talking pen.

56. A talking pen?

57. Uh, yeah. Give it a listen-y.

58. Electronic voice from pen: Time to write!

59. Wha-well, this is really different.

60. Time to write!

61. I knew you'd love it.

62. Whoa!

63. Whoa, i mean whoa with a capital wha!

64. Oh, man!

65. Time to write!

66. Time to write!

67. Time to-time to write! Time to write, time to write!

68. Time to write, time to write, time to write! Time to write!

69. Gimme that pen! Thank you.

70. Time to write!

71. Time to write!

72. Kel, can i have my pen back, please?

73. This isn't your pen.

74. I bought my own.

75. Time to write!

76. Boys!

77. Kenan, we're going on our walk.

78. Time to write! Time to write! Time to write!

79. You guys have fun.

80. Birthday tomorrow.

81. Relax, kenan, we already got you a birthday present.

82. Time to write!

83. A what?

84. Wh-is my birthday coming up?

85. Time to write!

86. Oh, boy, please.

87. Time to write! Time to write!

88. You know, this year,

89. You just might be getting the best present ever!

90. Time to write!

91. Time to write!

92. Time to write!

93. Pen, in squeaky voice: Time to write!

94. See you, boys.

95. He threw my pen! Ahh! Ahh!

96. Never mind about the pen, man.

97. Did you hear what he just said?

98. What!

99. He said that this year i might be getting the best present ever!

100. Let's go find it!

101. My pen!

102. Here, gift!

103. I'll find you.

104. You can hide all you want to.

105. You can't hide forever.

106. Your daddy bent my pen.

107. Pen, in slower Time to write... To write.

108. All right!

109. Hey, try not to make a mess.

110. Hey!

111. Aaa!

112. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

113. What!

114. What are you doing?

115. The idea is to make it look like we were never in here.

116. Oh.

117. Let me see.

118. Ah! The closet.

119. Ah!

120. Wrapping paper. I think i'm getting closer.

121. I found it!

122. Oh, you did, you did? What is it?

123. I don't know!

124. Ooh, ooh, maybe it's a puppy.

125. Oh, no, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Maybe it's ice cream.

126. Oh, yeah. I know. Thousand island dressing!

127. Kel, please. Stop guessing me.

128. All right, all right.

129. Wow. The best gift ever.

130. I gotta know what's inside there.

131. Well, you'll find out tomorrow.

132. No! I'm gonna find out now!

133. Now? Yeah, sure.

134. And then wrap it back up.

135. Wow, you could do that?

136. All right. Sure. Watch.

137. Ohh!

138. What is it? What is it? What is it?

139. It's, uh, it's...

140. Why, it's one of them lame snow globe things.

141. This is the best gift ever?

142. Hey, hey, you said it! Wait, look, look, look, look.

143. It's just a normal cow, sitting in the field.

144. Minding his own business.

145. Moo!

146. Moo!

147. Then...

148. Look! It's all snowy inside!

149. Cold cow! Cold cow!

150. Cold cow! Moo!

151. All right, all right, all right.

152. Time to stop playing with the awful gift.

153. Man, i gotta wrap it back—

154. Ok, i'm done.

155. Aw, kel!

156. Look what you did!

157. Well, this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't been so nosy.

158. I'm sorry. Did you say something?

159. No!

160. Oh, man, we gotta do something quick!

161. Ok, we have to buy another snow globe

162. And wrap it back up.

163. Identical!

164. Ooh!

165. How about this bowling ball?

166. Good suggestion. Oh, no.

167. I meant awful, horrible suggestion!

168. Oh, yeah! My daddy's baseball.

169. This is perfect.

170. It's signed by babe ruth.

171. What? Ah, for real?

172. Hey, it's worth like a lot of money.

173. I mean, my grandpa gave it to my dad when he was a kid.

174. Aw, when your grandpa was a kid?

175. No, when my dad was a kid, blockhead!

176. Whoo! Snow globes!

177. Hi!

178. Welcome to just snow globes.

179. I'm beth.

180. Hi, beth.

181. I need a snow globe with a cow in it, quick.

182. Whoa, kenan. Look.

183. Here's one with a lemon in it.

184. Just a lemon!

185. Oh, the lemon globe is one of my favorites!

186. Kenan, get the one with the lemon!

187. Get the one with the lemon!

188. No, i don't need the one with the lemon!

189. Whoa. Look at that.

190. The mother of all snow globes!

191. Aah! Aah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

192. Ah-ah-ah—

193. Um, beth, about the cow...

194. Oh, the cow. Big seller!

195. I think we have one left. It should be right over there.

196. Thanks.

197. Careful with that!

198. Ah, there it is.

199. Oh, look!

200. Now, it's just a normal cow,

201. Sitting in the field minding his own business.

202. Moo! Moo!

203. And now it's all snowy inside!

204. Cold cow, cold cow!

205. Whoo!

206. I just gotta have this!

207. Uh, no-no-no-no.

208. Sure, i do. You don't want that one.

209. No-no-no-no. You want, um... Ah, look at the clown!

210. You don't even have to shake him but it's still comedy inside.

211. Don't you want that one instead?

212. Uh... No, i think i want the cow.

213. help! Kenan! Help!

214. Kel!

215. I told you to be careful with that!

216. All right, well, i got to go.

217. Come on, kel. We gotta go and do our thing.

218. Hey, kenan!

219. Shh!

220. Because, man, my parents are still home.

221. I'm just waiting on them to leave again.

222. Let's just get this over with.

223. Oh, roger, calm down!

224. You guys leaving soon?

225. Oh, yes, we're going over to your uncle louie's.

226. Uncle louie? But i thought you all hated each other.

227. We do!

228. But, being the mature adults we are,

229. Yeah. We had to buy him this stupid gift.

230. It's a snow globe.

231. No, it's not.

232. Uh-uh, guys.

233. Uh, why'd you all have to give uncle louie a gift?

234. I mean, you know, can't you all just go on hating each other?

235. Come on, roger.

236. No, no, wait, hold on a minute.

237. Uh, why don't you just leave the gift here?

238. What?

239. And then get the gift and then bring it back to him?

240. Kenan, you're not making any sense.

241. I know.

242. Good-bye!

243. Ohh.

244. And we're not staying any longer than we have to.

245. Ha ha ha ha!

246. Ha-ha-ha-ha- ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

247. But he's really giving him his treasured baseball!

248. Ha ha ha! Signed by babe ruth! Ooh!

249. That's a hoot and a holler!

250. Are you aware of how much that isn't funny?

251. Maybe.

252. Ah! We gotta think of something quick.

253. Oh, ok. We have to wrap our snow globe up

254. And then switch it with the baseball before uncle louie opens it.

255. Man, you should have never opened that present.

256. Oh, really? You think!

257. Oh! Ooh!

258. I'm sorry about your stomachache, roger.

259. Maybe the next time you could stay longer.

260. I'm glad we're friends again.

261. Oh, yeah. Me, too.

262. Come on, let's get you home to bed.

263. Well, my stomach is suddenly feeling better.

264. What do you say we go get some ice cream?

265. Now remember,

266. I'll distract uncle louie while you switch the presents.

267. I'm right on it.

268. Well, it sure was nice of them to come over here.

269. No, it wasn't.

270. Mm-hmm. I can do without the both of them.

271. Uh, shelma, would you move or check 'em?

272. I just moved, you old bat!

273. Oh! You done stuff it, you crow!

274. I wonder what they got me.

275. Probably something crappy!

276. Now who could that be?

277. Kenan! What are you doing here?

278. Hey, uncle louie, long time no see.

279. What's up?

280. Do you remember your father's great-aunts, shelma and belinda?

281. They don't look all that great to me.

282. Would you move?

283. Oh, i'll move. I'll move my foot into your gut!

284. Oh, but before you do that, why don't we come over here

285. Away from the gift?

286. Well, why are we over here?

287. Well, i just... I just wanted to see something.

288. What?

289. Um... Ah! This trash can.

290. Well, why would you want to see a trash can?

291. Well, because, um... Because... Because, uh—

292. Oops!

293. Kel, hurry up!

294. Eh-eh-eh-eh...

295. Finished!

296. Wow! What happened?

297. You dropped a trash can on my head!

298. Ah. Well, we got to do a little marketing, now, uncle louie.

299. I gotta go now. You take it easy. Peace!

300. Enjoy your present! But you just got here!

301. Bye, shelma and belinda.

302. Punks!

303. Hello.

304. Hello? Mama? Daddy?

305. Good! They're not here.

306. Whoo!

307. Now all we gotta do is put my daddy's baseball

308. Back up on his dresser.

309. Boy, he'll never even know it was missing now.

310. I'm telling you, that was a close one...

311. Why am i holding the snow globe?

312. Aw, you know what? I must have accidentally not switched the presents.

313. Bad!

314. Kel!

315. That's really, really bad, man.

316. Ah, i know!

317. Hey, parents!

318. How did everything go at uncle louie's?

319. Oh, just fine. We're all friends again.

320. I pretended i had a stomachache.

321. Ha, ha. That's great.

322. Kenan—

323. Heh, heh! You all wanna go out the back door?

324. Who was at the door?

325. Nobody. Now 2 plus 2 is what again?

326. Uncle louie?

327. I just opened that gift that you got me and i just

328. Had to come over and thank you in person.

329. Whuh-oh.

330. Oh, well, you're welcome.

331. I mean, it is the nicest, most generous...

332. Thoughtful gift i've ever received.

333. Hey, y'all want to have a see what's on tv?

334. I just don't know what to say.

335. Don't say anything. Just go.

336. How can i ever repay you?

337. Uh, uncle louie, it was nothing, really.

338. I'm gonna display your gift where everybody can see it!

339. It's my proudest possession!

340. What—oh, uncle louie, i guess you have to be going.

341. I'll be over to see you in another 2 years or so.

342. I love you guys.

343. Ha-ha. All right.

344. What a kook, huh?

345. You know,

346. I've never seen someone get so excited over a cow snow globe.

347. It only cost $12.

348. Oh, i just remembered. Uh, kel,

349. You and i left our donkey in the kitchen.

350. Oh, man. We gotta think of something.

351. Ok, now we can't ask uncle louie for the ball back now,

352. But what if we... No... Oh!

353. What? Hey, kenan!

354. Where's the donkey we left in here?

355. No, no, don't do that, oh!

356. Wait, he ran away?

357. Well, maybe we can catch him.

358. Donkey! Donkey! Come on, donkey, come back!

359. We love you, donkey!

360. Donkey, please!

361. Donkey!

362. Oh, man. Gotta think of something.

363. Come on, man. I'm good at this.

364. I'll be thinking of something.

365. Aah! Donkey!

366. Kenan, i got it.

367. All we gotta do is have babe ruth sign another ball.

368. Well, that just might work.

369. Except babe ruth is dead!

370. Babe ruth is dead?

371. Babe ruth is dead!

372. Ah, no!

373. Not the babe!

374. Aah!

375. Wait a second!

376. Why can't we just get another baseball

377. And sign babe ruth's name ourselves?

378. Yeah. Come on, kel.

379. Ahh.

380. First the donkey ran away,

381. Then babe ruth died and—

382. Oh, no. I'm stuck! Ow!

383. man, it's dark in here.

384. Turn the light on.

385. I'm sorry.

386. Don't turn on the light!

387. Shh.

388. Hey, kenan.

389. What?

390. Let me see the ball! No.

391. Come on, let me see the ball. No!

392. I mean it, man, take the ball—

393. Look what you did!

394. I'll get it.

395. got it!

396. help!

397. Aah! Aah!

398. Stop leggin' me!

399. Talking pen, alternately slow and fast: Time to write!

400. Time to write!

401. Time to write! Time to write! Time to write! Time to write! Time to write! Time to write!

402. Time to write! Time to write! Time to write! Time to write!

403. Time to write! Time to write! Time to write! Time to write!

404. Kenan!

405. Do you know what time it is?

406. Time to write?

407. Ah, ah—5, 10, 15, 20, 25—

408. Ah, 3:15?

409. Kel, he didn't really want to know what time it was.

410. Why are you boys in here?

411. Ah-ah! It's now officially my birthday.

412. Yeah, you know, after midnight and stuff.

413. Ah! Happy birthday!

414. Uh, kenan...

415. What do you say we celebrate your birthday a little later?

416. When we wake up!

417. Oh, yeah, sure thing, mama.

418. Now go to bed.

419. All right.

420. Whoo!

421. I am kinda tired.

422. Oh! Whoo!

423. Gotta get the beauty sleep.

424. Whoo!

425. Sleep, sleep, sleep...

426. Kel!

427. Get out of our bed!

428. Aw, all right!

429. Ok!

430. Hey! A shoe!

431. Thanks, kel. Hey-hey!

432. Hey, those were expensive shoes!

433. Bring on the best gift ever!

434. Oh, ok, ok. Here it is!

435. Ah, give me it.

436. Inside this bag...

437. Is the greatest gift given...

438. Just give him the gift, roger, before his next birthday.

439. Why must you tease me?

440. Ok.

441. Ah, the greatest gift ever.

442. Oh, wonder what could be inside.

443. Let's see.

444. Ohh!

445. Uh... Your babe ruth ball, huh.

446. You giving this to me?

447. Oh, dad... Oh, my gosh!

448. My father gave it to me, and now...

449. I'm passing it on to you, son.

450. Uh, thanks.

451. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.

452. Whoo, isn't that something!

453. Isn't that ironic? Don't you think!

454. Aw, look, roger. Kenan is so happy, he's crying.

455. I can't believe this.

456. This is the greatest gift ever.

457. Happy birthday!

458. Whoo!

459. Did everybody enjoy the kenan and kel show?

460. Yeah!

461. Just to get that worthless ball.

462. Oh, yeah, but if all that stuff didn't happen,

463. It would have been a pretty boring television show.

464. Good point!

465. Anyway, this ball may not be so worthless after all.

466. It's not?

467. No, i mean, it's been on tv.

468. I mean, it's got to be worth something.

469. My shirt's been on tv. Is it worth something?

470. I don't know. Let's find out.

471. Gimme this.

472. Ah. Now kel,

473. Grab some bread, some sticks, and some breadsticks,

474. And meet me at the lagoon.

475. Come on, fonzie!

476. But kenan, i—i don't like pineapples.

477. Wait a minute.

478. You didn't say anything about pineapples.

479. Kenan! Well, where's the lagoon? Kenan!

480. Aw, here it goes!

481. Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and the u.S. Department of education

482. Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

483. Why?