1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible
by nickelodeonCopy !req
3. And the u.S. Department
of educationCopy !req
4. Whoo!Copy !req
5. Hello.Copy !req
6. You know, we're
gonna do it again.Copy !req
7. Whoo!Copy !req
8. Wow!Copy !req
9. Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen.Copy !req
10. My name is kenan...Copy !req
11. Thank you very much.Copy !req
12. And last time i checked,Copy !req
13. My name was kel.Copy !req
14. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
15. Whoo!Copy !req
16. Turn it up!Copy !req
17. Man, i am really excited
about tonight's show.Copy !req
18. Yeah, man, me, too, you know,
especially the ending—Copy !req
19. Hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
20. Don't tell the end
of the show, man.
It's a surprise.Copy !req
21. I know. Who would ever
suspect that me and you—Copy !req
22. No!Copy !req
23. You were about
to tell the end
of the show again.Copy !req
24. Oh, all right.Copy !req
25. Well, i won't tell
the ending of the show.Copy !req
26. Thank you.Copy !req
27. All i'll say is that me
and kenan find the money,Copy !req
28. And we rescue
the elephants.Copy !req
29. Aw!Copy !req
30. Kel!Copy !req
31. Man, you just gave away
the ending of the show!Copy !req
32. No, i didn't.Copy !req
33. Now we gotta do
a whole different show.Copy !req
34. Well, do we still find
the money?Copy !req
35. Probably not,
thanks to you.Copy !req
36. Aw, come on, kel.Copy !req
37. Let's go find out
what tonight's show
is about.Copy !req
38. pfft!Copy !req
39. Kenan!Copy !req
40. W-well, can't we just
do the old show?Copy !req
41. Kenan, who's gonna rescue
the elephants?Copy !req
42. Kenan!Copy !req
43. Prrlh!Copy !req
44. Aw, here it goes!Copy !req
45. Chris, could you grab me
some ketchup, please?Copy !req
46. Sure, right away!Copy !req
47. Oh, here you go!Copy !req
48. Sorry i took so long.Copy !req
49. I hope my working
didn't interfere
with your not working!Copy !req
50. I'm working.
I'm working on
my sandwich.Copy !req
51. Euw! You're making
a peanut butterCopy !req
52. And ketchup sandwich?Copy !req
53. No, i'm making
a peanut butter,
ketchup,Copy !req
54. And bologna sandwich!Copy !req
55. Hey, guys.Copy !req
56. Oh, good, charla,
you're here.Copy !req
57. Could you grab me
some bologna,
please?Copy !req
58. No.Copy !req
59. Boy, do i have to do
everything around here?Copy !req
60. Hey, everybody!
Ooh, sandwich!Copy !req
61. Ooh, peanut butter
and ketchup!Copy !req
62. Hey, hey, hey!
Don't eat that!Copy !req
63. You're right.
It needs bologna.Copy !req
64. Yeah. What's
a peanut butter
and ketchup sandwichCopy !req
65. Without bologna?Copy !req
66. Hey, you took a bite
out of my sandwich.Copy !req
67. No, i didn't.Copy !req
68. Look. Right here—bite!Copy !req
69. Hey, it looks like someone
nibbled out of this apple.Copy !req
70. A whole bunch of these
have been nibbled.Copy !req
71. Someone took a bite
out of this candy bar.Copy !req
72. And this bologna
has been nibbled too.Copy !req
73. That's odd.
It's like someone's
been going around the storeCopy !req
74. Taking itsy bitsy bites
out of thingsCopy !req
75. And then putting them back.Copy !req
76. Man, what kind
of person takes
itsy bitsy bites
out of stuff?Copy !req
77. I mean, you would think
they would take bigger bites.Copy !req
78. Kenan?Copy !req
79. You know, they probably
took small bitesCopy !req
80. Thinking that we
wouldn't notice.Copy !req
81. I don't think
that's the reason.Copy !req
82. Ha ha. But not
kenan rockmore.Copy !req
83. I notice everything.Copy !req
84. Kenan?Copy !req
85. Not now, kel.Copy !req
86. I'm just trying to seeCopy !req
87. What kind of a...Copy !req
88. Aaagggghhhhhh! A rat!Copy !req
89. I bet that rat has
something to doCopy !req
90. With all the bites
in the food!Copy !req
91. I'm telling y'all,
that rat was huge!Copy !req
92. It was bigger than a cow!Copy !req
93. Enough about
the rat, kenan.
We're eating.Copy !req
94. He had these old beady eyes
like this.Copy !req
95. And then he had
these nasty fangs like...Copy !req
96. Please, kenan!Copy !req
97. And it had a nasty,
slimy tailCopy !req
98. That was slithering
all around!Copy !req
99. Kind of like
the spaghetti.Copy !req
100. Done!Copy !req
101. Done!Copy !req
102. It was huge!Copy !req
103. Huge, i tell you!
I mean, it wasCopy !req
104. Like this big...
This big!Copy !req
105. Hey, rockmores!Copy !req
106. Hi, kel.Copy !req
107. Ooh! Let me...Copy !req
108. Hey. Hey, kenan.
Did you tell
your parentsCopy !req
109. About the cute,
furry little mouse
we saw at rigby's?Copy !req
110. It wasn't a cute,
furry little mouse!Copy !req
111. It was a big nasty,
enormous, mangy rat!Copy !req
112. Kenan, i reckon it was
about, what, this big?Copy !req
113. Kenan, now, are you scared
of a little bitty rat?Copy !req
114. Oh, leave kenan alone.Copy !req
115. It's not his fault
that he's a wimp!Copy !req
116. Oh, yeah, laugh it up.Copy !req
117. O.K., i will.Copy !req
118. Mouse! Eek! Eek! Eek!Copy !req
119. Hey, pop.Copy !req
120. What?Copy !req
121. Got a ladybug
on your shoulder.Copy !req
122. What? Get it off!
Get it off!Copy !req
123. Whoo!Copy !req
124. That'll be $3.17.Copy !req
125. All right.
Is there a reasonCopy !req
126. You're standing
on the counter?Copy !req
127. No. Just love heights.Copy !req
128. Wait a minute.
I thought you were
on the counterCopy !req
129. Because you were
scared of that rat.Copy !req
130. R-r-rat?
Aaaaggghhhhhh!Copy !req
131. Aaaaggggghhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
132. Aaaagggggghhhhhh!Copy !req
133. Way to go, kel.Copy !req
134. Kenan, why don't you get down
from the counter?Copy !req
135. We haven't seen the rat
in 2 days.Copy !req
136. Oh, you think i'm up here
because of that rat?Copy !req
137. Ha ha. Silly girl.Copy !req
138. Oh, please, kenan.Copy !req
139. I've never seen anyone
so scared.Copy !req
140. Oh, yeah?
Well, you're mistaken,
and i'll tell you why.Copy !req
141. Because it takes a lot more
than a furry little animalCopy !req
142. To scare kenan rockmore.Copy !req
143. I mean, here's fear, right,
and here's me.Copy !req
144. Look at all this space
between fear and me.Copy !req
145. How's that? Fear... Me.
Fear... Me.Copy !req
146. Fear... Rat!Copy !req
147. Aaagggghhhhh!Copy !req
148. The rat is back!
The rat is back.Copy !req
149. Yeah!Copy !req
150. Not "yeah."
it's a rat.Copy !req
151. I felt it.
It felt all ratty!Copy !req
152. Now, how did that go again?Copy !req
153. It was kenan and then fear,
and kenan and fear and...Copy !req
154. Aaaggghhhhhhhh!Copy !req
155. It'd be wonderful
if you stopped that.Copy !req
156. Here, rat, rat, rat.Copy !req
157. Here, rat.
Hey, rat, where're you at?Copy !req
158. Hey, rat,
where're you at?Copy !req
159. At?Copy !req
160. Excuse me. Did you just say
"here, rat"?Copy !req
161. No, no, no. That's not
what he said.Copy !req
162. That's not even close.Copy !req
163. The boy said "chair mat,
chair mat."Copy !req
164. Chair mat?Copy !req
165. Yes, the boy said chair mat.Copy !req
166. Chair mat. Mat.Copy !req
167. Chair mat.Copy !req
168. Kenan?
What?Copy !req
169. Kenan, there's a chair mat
in that woman's head.Copy !req
170. What?Copy !req
171. The rat! The rat!Copy !req
172. Can i please have
some help here?Copy !req
173. Aw, yeah. We'll be
with you in just a sec.Copy !req
174. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
175. I don't know.
Let's see...Copy !req
176. What did i do
the last timeCopy !req
177. There was a rat stuck
in somebody's head?Copy !req
178. Oh, that's right.
It's never happened before!Copy !req
179. O.K. Don't panic,
don't panic!Copy !req
180. O.K. Let me think.
Um... We do nothing!Copy !req
181. What?Copy !req
182. Yeah. We do nothing,Copy !req
183. And when she leaves
the store,Copy !req
184. She'll take the rat
with her.Copy !req
185. Hey, ma'am.Copy !req
186. I'd like to buy...Copy !req
187. Watch yourself,
watch yourself!Copy !req
188. Don't worry about those.
I'll get 'em.Copy !req
189. You—you—you
just stand there
completely upright.Copy !req
190. On second thought,
why don't you
just go?Copy !req
191. What about
my groceries?Copy !req
192. Oh, no, no, no!
They're free.Copy !req
193. Go ahead, take them.Copy !req
194. You can keep
the basket, too.
Look at that.
All right, bye.Copy !req
195. Kenan! There's the rat!Copy !req
196. Aaaaaaggggghhhh!Copy !req
197. Let go of that
woman's hair!Copy !req
198. Aw, man, all the groceries
are on the floor.Copy !req
199. The rat!Copy !req
200. Thanks a lot, kel.Copy !req
201. Y-you know what?Copy !req
202. I—i don't think
you should thank me.Copy !req
203. I think i really
messed up that time.Copy !req
204. Where do you think
it went?Copy !req
205. Thank you, mr. Rhinoceros.Copy !req
206. Yes, i would like
a back rub.Copy !req
207. help!Copy !req
208. Help!Copy !req
209. Somebody help me.Copy !req
210. Chris, the rat is back!Copy !req
211. Ya think?Copy !req
212. Don't panic.
I'll get the rat
off you.Copy !req
213. Good! Good.
Now, gently sweepCopy !req
214. The rat off me...Copy !req
215. Gently.Copy !req
216. Gotcha.Copy !req
217. What are you doing?Copy !req
218. I'm killing the rat!Copy !req
219. Noooooooo!Copy !req
220. Man! Don't kill the rat!
Don't hurt him!Copy !req
221. That was the idea!Copy !req
222. I think you missed him.Copy !req
223. Aw, man, the rat
is getting away.Copy !req
224. Run, wendall!
Run like the wind, wendall!Copy !req
225. Wendall?
Y-you named
the rat wendall?Copy !req
226. Huh?Copy !req
227. Ow!Copy !req
228. Oh, i'm sorry, chris.Copy !req
229. Ow!Copy !req
230. I said i'm sorry.Copy !req
231. Well, that does it.Copy !req
232. I'm calling
an exterminator.Copy !req
233. Wait a minute.
He said he was sorry.Copy !req
234. You don't have
to exterminate kenan.Copy !req
235. I'm not
exterminating kenan.Copy !req
236. I'm exterminating
the rat.Copy !req
237. No, that's worse!Copy !req
238. Aw, wendall?Copy !req
239. Wendall, get outta here
while you still got
the chance, wendall!Copy !req
240. Why y'all gotta
hurt wendall?Copy !req
241. Kel, stop being
such a baby, man.Copy !req
242. We gotta get rid
of that rat,Copy !req
243. And killing it
is the only way.Copy !req
244. Aw, chris, do we have
to kill wendall?Copy !req
245. Oh, now you're
calling him wendall?Copy !req
246. Charla, wendall is a rat,
therefore he must die.Copy !req
247. Well, you definitely
got yourself a rat.Copy !req
248. Come on, man.
Don't kill wendall!Copy !req
249. Could someone please
get him offa me?Copy !req
250. Kel, release
the exterminator.Copy !req
251. Wendall killer!Copy !req
252. O.K.Copy !req
253. Now, i set a few
of these trapsCopy !req
254. In the back room.Copy !req
255. Now, the rat comes
for the cheese,
and then...Copy !req
256. Ooh!Copy !req
257. Bam.Copy !req
258. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
259. How long do you think
it'll take before
you get him?Copy !req
260. That depends on how
smart the rat is.Copy !req
261. I'll be back first thing
in the morningCopy !req
262. To check those traps.Copy !req
263. Ugh!Copy !req
264. If the traps
don't get him...Copy !req
265. I got other ways.Copy !req
266. Man, those cheese traps
aren't gonna work.Copy !req
267. That rat is way
too smartCopy !req
268. To fall
for that old trick.Copy !req
269. Damn! I wanted something
to eat.Copy !req
270. Aaggghh!Copy !req
271. Aaaggghhhh!Copy !req
272. Kenan, do we have
to kill wendall?Copy !req
273. Yes. Now go to bed.Copy !req
274. Well, w-w-what if you
were a ratCopy !req
275. And someone wanted
to hurt you?Copy !req
276. Let's see.Copy !req
277. I'm not a rat,
never been a rat,Copy !req
278. And have no plans
to become a rat.Copy !req
279. So, good night, kel.Copy !req
280. Good night...Copy !req
281. Rat hater!Copy !req
282. Hmm, smells like cheese.Copy !req
283. Oops!Copy !req
284. Well, that's odd.Copy !req
285. Don't touch
the cheese!Copy !req
286. Huh? What?Copy !req
287. Don't touch the cheese.
It's a trap!Copy !req
288. W-w-what is going on
out here?Copy !req
289. Whiskers!Copy !req
290. I got a tail!Copy !req
291. Aaagggghhhhh!Copy !req
292. Oh, man. I'm a rat!Copy !req
293. There he is!
He didn't fall
for the trap!Copy !req
294. Get him!Copy !req
295. I see him.Copy !req
296. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
297. Spray him!
Kill him dead!Copy !req
298. Aaagghhh! Help!Copy !req
299. Help!Copy !req
300. Ooohhhhh!Copy !req
301. What did i ever
do to you?Copy !req
302. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
303. Oh, don't spray!Copy !req
304. Don't spray the spray.Copy !req
305. Don't spray the spray.Copy !req
306. Oh, help.Copy !req
307. Why am i wet?Copy !req
308. You were having
a nightmare,Copy !req
309. So i threw a glass of water
on you to wake you up.Copy !req
310. Couldn't you think
of a better way
to wake me up?Copy !req
311. Never mind.Copy !req
312. Oh, it was awful!Copy !req
313. I was dreaming that
i was a rat, right?Copy !req
314. And everybody was
trying to kill me.Copy !req
315. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
316. Just like wendall.Copy !req
317. Now you know
how wendall feels.Copy !req
318. You know what, kel?Copy !req
319. You're right.Copy !req
320. Man, wendall's
just a harmless
little rat.Copy !req
321. He doesn't
deserve to die.Copy !req
322. Matter of fact,
no rat deserves
to die.Copy !req
323. From this moment
forward,Copy !req
324. I will dedicate my life
to make sureCopy !req
325. That no harm
comes to any
other rat again.Copy !req
326. Ever!Copy !req
327. Yay!Copy !req
328. Come on, kel.Copy !req
329. We gotta to get
to that exterminatorCopy !req
330. Before he
exterminates
wendall.Copy !req
331. Very good.
That'll be 12.07.Copy !req
332. Uh... You're never gonna
shop here again, are you?Copy !req
333. Nope.Copy !req
334. You are
in so much trouble.Copy !req
335. Agh!Copy !req
336. Have you caught
the rat yet?Copy !req
337. No. He just scared off
another customer.Copy !req
338. Wendall's alive!Copy !req
339. Why is that
a good thing?Copy !req
340. Because we want
wendall to live!Copy !req
341. Yeah, you gotta call off
that exterminator.Copy !req
342. No! I just can't
have a rat loose
in the store.Copy !req
343. Please! Just give us a chance
to catch wendallCopy !req
344. Without hurting him.Copy !req
345. I don't know.Copy !req
346. Oh, please,
please, please, please!Copy !req
347. All right, all right,
all right!Copy !req
348. Just one chance.Copy !req
349. If you don't catch the rat
by the end of the day,Copy !req
350. I'm calling
in the exterminator.Copy !req
351. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
352. Great, man.Copy !req
353. The end
of the day.Copy !req
354. All right. Cool.Copy !req
355. Now all we gotta do
is catch wendallCopy !req
356. And safely remove him
from the store.Copy !req
357. Cool.Copy !req
358. Yeah.Copy !req
359. How're we gonna do that?Copy !req
360. O.K. Now, as soon
as he goes to get
that piece of cheese,Copy !req
361. I'll pull the string,
the box falls down,Copy !req
362. And ta-da! Wendall
is trapped safely.Copy !req
363. Is it cheddar cheese?
Because wendall doesn't
like cheddar cheese.Copy !req
364. What? What you
talking...Copy !req
365. Oh, look.Copy !req
366. Now!Copy !req
367. We got him.Copy !req
368. What'll we do now?
Get him.Copy !req
369. Oh, i gotcha! I gotcha!Copy !req
370. Did you get it?
Yeah.Copy !req
371. What do you two plan
on doing with that dog?Copy !req
372. We're gonna
scare wendall out
of the store.Copy !req
373. As soon as wendall hears a peep
out of this big old mean dog,Copy !req
374. Man, he's gonna wanna
get as far away from
the store as possible.Copy !req
375. Hey, there's wendall.Copy !req
376. Scare him, boy.
Yeah, boy.Copy !req
377. What you doing? Ow!Copy !req
378. There. They're all set.Copy !req
379. Now all we have to doCopy !req
380. Is wait for that rat
to come in hereCopy !req
381. And get stuck
on these sticky
squares of paper,Copy !req
382. Then we'll take
that stuck rat
outsideCopy !req
383. And set him free.Copy !req
384. Kenan?Copy !req
385. How are we supposed
to get out of here?Copy !req
386. I don't know.Copy !req
387. Kel, wait, wait,
wait a second!Copy !req
388. Should we take kel
out of the store
and set him free?Copy !req
389. Hi, guys.Copy !req
390. Hi, chris.Copy !req
391. Well, i can tell
from your cheery facesCopy !req
392. That you haven't
caught the rat.Copy !req
393. No. We tried,
but he's just
too crafty.Copy !req
394. You can't say i didn't
give you your chance.Copy !req
395. Tomorrow morning
the exterminator will come,Copy !req
396. And he'll have
to eliminate the rat.Copy !req
397. Oh! Wendall's gonna
be social studies.Copy !req
398. No, kel, that's history.
Wendall's going to be
history.Copy !req
399. Oh, yeah.
I knew it was one
of those subjects.Copy !req
400. Sorry about this, guys.Copy !req
401. I'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
402. Ugh!Copy !req
403. What is that smell?Copy !req
404. Oh, well,
we had a dog in here
a little while ago,Copy !req
405. And it had
a little accident.Copy !req
406. Wonderful.
Rats and doggy odor.Copy !req
407. Bring on the customers.Copy !req
408. Wait a minute!Copy !req
409. What if it smelled
really bad in here?Copy !req
410. Kenan, it does smell
really bad in here.Copy !req
411. No! I mean really bad...Copy !req
412. So bad that no one
can stand the stench,
not even a rat.Copy !req
413. I see where you're going
with this.Copy !req
414. Oh!Copy !req
415. Kel, we're gonna make it
smell so bad in hereCopy !req
416. That it drives the rat away
from the store.Copy !req
417. Nothing personal, guys,Copy !req
418. But there's a plan i want
nothing to do with.Copy !req
419. Come on, kel.
We're gonna set off
a stink bomb.Copy !req
420. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
421. O.K. This is it, kel,
our final chance.Copy !req
422. I've got the stink bomb.Copy !req
423. Doesn't smell to me.Copy !req
424. It doesn't
smell yet, genius.Copy !req
425. You gotta pull
the strip downCopy !req
426. And bang it
on something,Copy !req
427. And then let
the stink begin.Copy !req
428. Oh, yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
429. W-what's with the cage?Copy !req
430. Well, i figured if we catch
wendall before he runs out,Copy !req
431. Maybe i could
put him in this cage
and keep him as a pet.Copy !req
432. Wonderful. All right.Copy !req
433. Now put
your face mask on.
We're gonna set
this baby off.Copy !req
434. Ready?Copy !req
435. Ready.Copy !req
436. Here we go.Copy !req
437. There.Copy !req
438. See anything?Copy !req
439. No.Copy !req
440. Wait. I see him.Copy !req
441. Boy, is he close.Copy !req
442. Kel?
Kenan?Copy !req
443. There's a rat
in my helmet!Copy !req
444. Aaaagggghhhhh!Copy !req
445. What are you doing?Copy !req
446. I got him!Copy !req
447. Put him in the cage!Copy !req
448. There you go.Copy !req
449. Oh!Copy !req
450. Isn't he cute?Copy !req
451. What are you guys
still doing here?Copy !req
452. I just came back to—
what happened here?Copy !req
453. Why are you wearing those—
what is that smell?Copy !req
454. We caught the rat.Copy !req
455. Thank you.Copy !req
456. Whoo!Copy !req
457. Aaaagghhhhh!Copy !req
458. Hey, hey! Did you all enjoy
the television program?Copy !req
459. All right.Copy !req
460. Yeah.Copy !req
461. Whoo!Copy !req
462. So we caught the rat.Copy !req
463. Uh-huh. And i got
a new pet.Copy !req
464. How is wendall doing?Copy !req
465. Oh, i got him right here.Copy !req
466. Kel?Copy !req
467. Hmm?Copy !req
468. The cage is empty.Copy !req
469. Wendall's gone!Copy !req
470. You left the cage door
wide open.Copy !req
471. Well, i know.Copy !req
472. I left it open so wendall
could get some air.Copy !req
473. The cage
has plenty of...Copy !req
474. And he can still
breathe without...Copy !req
475. Oh, i don't even
know where to begin.Copy !req
476. Where do you
think he went?Copy !req
477. Aaaaagggggghhhhhhh!Copy !req
478. I think i know.Copy !req
479. Sorry, audience members.Copy !req
480. We'll take care
of that rat pronto.Copy !req
481. Kel, grab
some cheddar cheese,
some swiss cheese,Copy !req
482. And some macaroni
and cheese,Copy !req
483. And meet me
in the audience.Copy !req
484. And hurry!Copy !req
485. B-b-but, kenan?Copy !req
486. Is it cheddar cheese?Copy !req
487. 'cause i told you wendall
doesn't like cheddar cheese.Copy !req
488. Kenan?Copy !req
489. Oh, well.Copy !req
490. Aw, here it goes!Copy !req
491. Captioning made possible
by nickelodeonCopy !req
492. And the u.S. Department
of educationCopy !req
493. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
494. Why?Copy !req