1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible
by nickelodeonCopy !req
3. And the u.S. Department
of educationCopy !req
4. Whoo!Copy !req
5. Hello.Copy !req
6. You know, we're
gonna do it again.Copy !req
7. Whoo!Copy !req
8. Wow!Copy !req
9. Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen.Copy !req
10. My name is kenan...Copy !req
11. Thank you very much.Copy !req
12. And last time i checked,Copy !req
13. My name was kel.Copy !req
14. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
15. Whoo!Copy !req
16. Turn it up!Copy !req
17. Man, i am really excited
about tonight's show.Copy !req
18. Yeah, man, me, too, you know,
especially the ending—Copy !req
19. Hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
20. Don't tell the end
of the show, man.
It's a surprise.Copy !req
21. I know. Who would ever
suspect that me and you—Copy !req
22. No!Copy !req
23. You were about
to tell the end
of the show again.Copy !req
24. Oh, all right.Copy !req
25. Well, i won't tell
the ending of the show.Copy !req
26. Thank you.Copy !req
27. All i'll say is that me
and kenan find the money,Copy !req
28. And we rescue
the elephants.Copy !req
29. Aw!Copy !req
30. Kel!Copy !req
31. Man, you just gave away
the ending of the show!Copy !req
32. No, i didn't.Copy !req
33. Now we gotta do
a whole different show.Copy !req
34. Well, do we still find
the money?Copy !req
35. Probably not,
thanks to you.Copy !req
36. Aw, come on, kel.Copy !req
37. Let's go find out
what tonight's show
is about.Copy !req
38. pfft!Copy !req
39. Kenan!Copy !req
40. W-well, can't we just
do the old show?Copy !req
41. Kenan, who's gonna rescue
the elephants?Copy !req
42. Kenan!Copy !req
43. Prrlh!Copy !req
44. Aw, here it goes!Copy !req
45. Chris, could you grab me
some ketchup, please?Copy !req
46. Sure, right away!Copy !req
47. Oh, here you go!Copy !req
48. Sorry i took so long.Copy !req
49. I hope my working
didn't interfere
with your not working!Copy !req
50. I'm working.
I'm working on
my sandwich.Copy !req
51. Euw! You're making
a peanut butterCopy !req
52. And ketchup sandwich?Copy !req
53. No, i'm making
a peanut butter,
ketchup,Copy !req
54. And bologna sandwich!Copy !req
55. Hey, guys.Copy !req
56. Oh, good, charla,
you're here.Copy !req
57. Could you grab me
some bologna,
please?Copy !req
58. No.Copy !req
59. Boy, do i have to do
everything around here?Copy !req
60. Hey, everybody!
Ooh, sandwich!Copy !req
61. Ooh, peanut butter
and ketchup!Copy !req
62. Hey, hey, hey!
Don't eat that!Copy !req
63. You're right.
It needs bologna.Copy !req
64. Yeah. What's
a peanut butter
and ketchup sandwichCopy !req
65. Without bologna?Copy !req
66. Hey, you took a bite
out of my sandwich.Copy !req
67. No, i didn't.Copy !req
68. Look. Right here—bite!Copy !req
69. Hey, it looks like someone
nibbled out of this apple.Copy !req
70. A whole bunch of these
have been nibbled.Copy !req
71. Someone took a bite
out of this candy bar.Copy !req
72. And this bologna
has been nibbled too.Copy !req
73. That's odd.
It's like someone's
been going around the storeCopy !req
74. Taking itsy bitsy bites
out of thingsCopy !req
75. And then putting them back.Copy !req
76. I mean, you would think
they would take bigger bites.Copy !req
77. Kenan?Copy !req
78. You know, they probably
took small bitesCopy !req
79. Thinking that we
wouldn't notice.Copy !req
80. I don't think
that's the reason.Copy !req
81. Ha ha. But not
kenan rockmore.Copy !req
82. I notice everything.Copy !req
83. Kenan?Copy !req
84. Not now, kel.Copy !req
85. I'm just trying to seeCopy !req
86. What kind of a...Copy !req
87. Aaagggghhhhhh! A rat!Copy !req
88. I bet that rat has
something to doCopy !req
89. With all the bites
in the food!Copy !req
90. I'm telling y'all,
that rat was huge!Copy !req
91. It was bigger than a cow!Copy !req
92. Enough about
the rat, kenan.
We're eating.Copy !req
93. He had these old beady eyes
like this.Copy !req
94. And then he had
these nasty fangs like...Copy !req
95. Please, kenan!Copy !req
96. And it had a nasty,
slimy tailCopy !req
97. That was slithering
all around!Copy !req
98. Kind of like
the spaghetti.Copy !req
99. Done!Copy !req
100. Done!Copy !req
101. It was huge!Copy !req
102. Huge, i tell you!
I mean, it wasCopy !req
103. Like this big...
This big!Copy !req
104. Hey, rockmores!Copy !req
105. Hi, kel.Copy !req
106. Ooh! Let me...Copy !req
107. Hey. Hey, kenan.
Did you tell
your parentsCopy !req
108. About the cute,
furry little mouse
we saw at rigby's?Copy !req
109. It wasn't a cute,
furry little mouse!Copy !req
110. It was a big nasty,
enormous, mangy rat!Copy !req
111. Kenan, i reckon it was
about, what, this big?Copy !req
112. Kenan, now, are you scared
of a little bitty rat?Copy !req
113. Oh, leave kenan alone.Copy !req
114. It's not his fault
that he's a wimp!Copy !req
115. Oh, yeah, laugh it up.Copy !req
116. O.K., i will.Copy !req
117. Mouse! Eek! Eek! Eek!Copy !req
118. Hey, pop.Copy !req
119. What?Copy !req
120. Got a ladybug
on your shoulder.Copy !req
121. What? Get it off!
Get it off!Copy !req
122. Whoo!Copy !req
123. That'll be $3.17.Copy !req
124. All right.
Is there a reasonCopy !req
125. You're standing
on the counter?Copy !req
126. No. Just love heights.Copy !req
127. Wait a minute.
I thought you were
on the counterCopy !req
128. Because you were
scared of that rat.Copy !req
129. R-r-rat?
Aaaaggghhhhhh!Copy !req
130. Aaaaggggghhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
131. Aaaagggggghhhhhh!Copy !req
132. Way to go, kel.Copy !req
133. Kenan, why don't you get down
from the counter?Copy !req
134. We haven't seen the rat
in 2 days.Copy !req
135. Oh, you think i'm up here
because of that rat?Copy !req
136. Ha ha. Silly girl.Copy !req
137. Oh, please, kenan.Copy !req
138. I've never seen anyone
so scared.Copy !req
139. Oh, yeah?
Well, you're mistaken,
and i'll tell you why.Copy !req
140. Because it takes a lot more
than a furry little animalCopy !req
141. To scare kenan rockmore.Copy !req
142. I mean, here's fear, right,
and here's me.Copy !req
143. Look at all this space
between fear and me.Copy !req
144. How's that? Fear... Me.
Fear... Me.Copy !req
145. Fear... Rat!Copy !req
146. Aaagggghhhhh!Copy !req
147. The rat is back!
The rat is back.Copy !req
148. Yeah!Copy !req
149. Not "yeah."
it's a rat.Copy !req
150. I felt it.
It felt all ratty!Copy !req
151. Now, how did that go again?Copy !req
152. It was kenan and then fear,
and kenan and fear and...Copy !req
153. Aaaggghhhhhhhh!Copy !req
154. It'd be wonderful
if you stopped that.Copy !req
155. Here, rat, rat, rat.Copy !req
156. Here, rat.
Hey, rat, where're you at?Copy !req
157. Hey, rat,
where're you at?Copy !req
158. At?Copy !req
159. Excuse me. Did you just say
"here, rat"?Copy !req
160. No, no, no. That's not
what he said.Copy !req
161. That's not even close.Copy !req
162. The boy said "chair mat,
chair mat."Copy !req
163. Chair mat?Copy !req
164. Yes, the boy said chair mat.Copy !req
165. Chair mat. Mat.Copy !req
166. Chair mat.Copy !req
167. Kenan?
What?Copy !req
168. Kenan, there's a chair mat
in that woman's head.Copy !req
169. What?Copy !req
170. The rat! The rat!Copy !req
171. Can i please have
some help here?Copy !req
172. Aw, yeah. We'll be
with you in just a sec.Copy !req
173. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
174. I don't know.
Let's see...Copy !req
175. What did i do
the last timeCopy !req
176. There was a rat stuck
in somebody's head?Copy !req
177. Oh, that's right.
It's never happened before!Copy !req
178. O.K. Don't panic,
don't panic!Copy !req
179. O.K. Let me think.
Um... We do nothing!Copy !req
180. What?Copy !req
181. Yeah. We do nothing,Copy !req
182. And when she leaves
the store,Copy !req
183. She'll take the rat
with her.Copy !req
184. Hey, ma'am.Copy !req
185. I'd like to buy...Copy !req
186. Watch yourself,
watch yourself!Copy !req
187. Don't worry about those.
I'll get 'em.Copy !req
188. You—you—you
just stand there
completely upright.Copy !req
189. On second thought,
why don't you
just go?Copy !req
190. What about
my groceries?Copy !req
191. Oh, no, no, no!
They're free.Copy !req
192. Go ahead, take them.Copy !req
193. Kenan! There's the rat!Copy !req
194. Aaaaaaggggghhhh!Copy !req
195. Let go of that
woman's hair!Copy !req
196. Aw, man, all the groceries
are on the floor.Copy !req
197. The rat!Copy !req
198. Thanks a lot, kel.Copy !req
199. Y-you know what?Copy !req
200. I—i don't think
you should thank me.Copy !req
201. I think i really
messed up that time.Copy !req
202. Where do you think
it went?Copy !req
203. Thank you, mr. Rhinoceros.Copy !req
204. Yes, i would like
a back rub.Copy !req
205. help!Copy !req
206. Help!Copy !req
207. Somebody help me.Copy !req
208. Chris, the rat is back!Copy !req
209. Ya think?Copy !req
210. Don't panic.
I'll get the rat
off you.Copy !req
211. Good! Good.
Now, gently sweepCopy !req
212. The rat off me...Copy !req
213. Gently.Copy !req
214. Gotcha.Copy !req
215. What are you doing?Copy !req
216. I'm killing the rat!Copy !req
217. Noooooooo!Copy !req
218. Man! Don't kill the rat!
Don't hurt him!Copy !req
219. That was the idea!Copy !req
220. I think you missed him.Copy !req
221. Aw, man, the rat
is getting away.Copy !req
222. Run, wendall!
Run like the wind, wendall!Copy !req
223. Wendall?
Y-you named
the rat wendall?Copy !req
224. Huh?Copy !req
225. Ow!Copy !req
226. Oh, i'm sorry, chris.Copy !req
227. Ow!Copy !req
228. I said i'm sorry.Copy !req
229. Well, that does it.Copy !req
230. I'm calling
an exterminator.Copy !req
231. Wait a minute.
He said he was sorry.Copy !req
232. You don't have
to exterminate kenan.Copy !req
233. I'm not
exterminating kenan.Copy !req
234. I'm exterminating
the rat.Copy !req
235. No, that's worse!Copy !req
236. Aw, wendall?Copy !req
237. Wendall, get outta here
while you still got
the chance, wendall!Copy !req
238. Why y'all gotta
hurt wendall?Copy !req
239. Kel, stop being
such a baby, man.Copy !req
240. We gotta get rid
of that rat,Copy !req
241. And killing it
is the only way.Copy !req
242. Aw, chris, do we have
to kill wendall?Copy !req
243. Oh, now you're
calling him wendall?Copy !req
244. Charla, wendall is a rat,
therefore he must die.Copy !req
245. Well, you definitely
got yourself a rat.Copy !req
246. Come on, man.
Don't kill wendall!Copy !req
247. Could someone please
get him offa me?Copy !req
248. Kel, release
the exterminator.Copy !req
249. Wendall killer!Copy !req
250. O.K.Copy !req
251. Now, i set a few
of these trapsCopy !req
252. In the back room.Copy !req
253. Now, the rat comes
for the cheese,
and then...Copy !req
254. Ooh!Copy !req
255. Bam.Copy !req
256. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
257. How long do you think
it'll take before
you get him?Copy !req
258. That depends on how
smart the rat is.Copy !req
259. I'll be back first thing
in the morningCopy !req
260. To check those traps.Copy !req
261. Ugh!Copy !req
262. If the traps
don't get him...Copy !req
263. I got other ways.Copy !req
264. Man, those cheese traps
aren't gonna work.Copy !req
265. That rat is way
too smartCopy !req
266. To fall
for that old trick.Copy !req
267. Damn! I wanted something
to eat.Copy !req
268. Aaggghh!Copy !req
269. Aaaggghhhh!Copy !req
270. Kenan, do we have
to kill wendall?Copy !req
271. Yes. Now go to bed.Copy !req
272. Well, w-w-what if you
were a ratCopy !req
273. And someone wanted
to hurt you?Copy !req
274. Let's see.Copy !req
275. I'm not a rat,
never been a rat,Copy !req
276. And have no plans
to become a rat.Copy !req
277. So, good night, kel.Copy !req
278. Good night...Copy !req
279. Rat hater!Copy !req
280. Hmm, smells like cheese.Copy !req
281. Oops!Copy !req
282. Well, that's odd.Copy !req
283. Don't touch
the cheese!Copy !req
284. Huh? What?Copy !req
285. Don't touch the cheese.
It's a trap!Copy !req
286. W-w-what is going on
out here?Copy !req
287. Whiskers!Copy !req
288. I got a tail!Copy !req
289. Aaagggghhhhh!Copy !req
290. Oh, man. I'm a rat!Copy !req
291. There he is!
He didn't fall
for the trap!Copy !req
292. Get him!Copy !req
293. I see him.Copy !req
294. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
295. Spray him!
Kill him dead!Copy !req
296. Aaagghhh! Help!Copy !req
297. Help!Copy !req
298. Ooohhhhh!Copy !req
299. What did i ever
do to you?Copy !req
300. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
301. Oh, don't spray!Copy !req
302. Don't spray the spray.Copy !req
303. Don't spray the spray.Copy !req
304. Oh, help.Copy !req
305. Why am i wet?Copy !req
306. You were having
a nightmare,Copy !req
307. So i threw a glass of water
on you to wake you up.Copy !req
308. Couldn't you think
of a better way
to wake me up?Copy !req
309. Never mind.Copy !req
310. Oh, it was awful!Copy !req
311. I was dreaming that
i was a rat, right?Copy !req
312. And everybody was
trying to kill me.Copy !req
313. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
314. Just like wendall.Copy !req
315. Now you know
how wendall feels.Copy !req
316. You know what, kel?Copy !req
317. You're right.Copy !req
318. Man, wendall's
just a harmless
little rat.Copy !req
319. He doesn't
deserve to die.Copy !req
320. Matter of fact,
no rat deserves
to die.Copy !req
321. From this moment
forward,Copy !req
322. I will dedicate my life
to make sureCopy !req
323. That no harm
comes to any
other rat again.Copy !req
324. Ever!Copy !req
325. Yay!Copy !req
326. Come on, kel.Copy !req
327. We gotta to get
to that exterminatorCopy !req
328. Before he
exterminates
wendall.Copy !req
329. Very good.
That'll be 12.07.Copy !req
330. Uh... You're never gonna
shop here again, are you?Copy !req
331. Nope.Copy !req
332. You are
in so much trouble.Copy !req
333. Agh!Copy !req
334. Have you caught
the rat yet?Copy !req
335. No. He just scared off
another customer.Copy !req
336. Wendall's alive!Copy !req
337. Why is that
a good thing?Copy !req
338. Because we want
wendall to live!Copy !req
339. Yeah, you gotta call off
that exterminator.Copy !req
340. No! I just can't
have a rat loose
in the store.Copy !req
341. Please! Just give us a chance
to catch wendallCopy !req
342. Without hurting him.Copy !req
343. I don't know.Copy !req
344. Oh, please,
please, please, please!Copy !req
345. All right, all right,
all right!Copy !req
346. Just one chance.Copy !req
347. If you don't catch the rat
by the end of the day,Copy !req
348. I'm calling
in the exterminator.Copy !req
349. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
350. Great, man.Copy !req
351. The end
of the day.Copy !req
352. All right. Cool.Copy !req
353. Now all we gotta do
is catch wendallCopy !req
354. And safely remove him
from the store.Copy !req
355. Cool.Copy !req
356. Yeah.Copy !req
357. How're we gonna do that?Copy !req
358. O.K. Now, as soon
as he goes to get
that piece of cheese,Copy !req
359. I'll pull the string,
the box falls down,Copy !req
360. And ta-da! Wendall
is trapped safely.Copy !req
361. Is it cheddar cheese?
Because wendall doesn't
like cheddar cheese.Copy !req
362. What? What you
talking...Copy !req
363. Oh, look.Copy !req
364. Now!Copy !req
365. We got him.Copy !req
366. What'll we do now?
Get him.Copy !req
367. Oh, i gotcha! I gotcha!Copy !req
368. Did you get it?
Yeah.Copy !req
369. What do you two plan
on doing with that dog?Copy !req
370. We're gonna
scare wendall out
of the store.Copy !req
371. As soon as wendall hears a peep
out of this big old mean dog,Copy !req
372. Man, he's gonna wanna
get as far away from
the store as possible.Copy !req
373. Hey, there's wendall.Copy !req
374. Scare him, boy.
Yeah, boy.Copy !req
375. What you doing? Ow!Copy !req
376. There. They're all set.Copy !req
377. Now all we have to doCopy !req
378. Is wait for that rat
to come in hereCopy !req
379. And get stuck
on these sticky
squares of paper,Copy !req
380. Then we'll take
that stuck rat
outsideCopy !req
381. And set him free.Copy !req
382. Kenan?Copy !req
383. How are we supposed
to get out of here?Copy !req
384. I don't know.Copy !req
385. Kel, wait, wait,
wait a second!Copy !req
386. Should we take kel
out of the store
and set him free?Copy !req
387. Hi, guys.Copy !req
388. Hi, chris.Copy !req
389. Well, i can tell
from your cheery facesCopy !req
390. That you haven't
caught the rat.Copy !req
391. No. We tried,
but he's just
too crafty.Copy !req
392. You can't say i didn't
give you your chance.Copy !req
393. Tomorrow morning
the exterminator will come,Copy !req
394. And he'll have
to eliminate the rat.Copy !req
395. Oh! Wendall's gonna
be social studies.Copy !req
396. No, kel, that's history.
Wendall's going to be
history.Copy !req
397. Oh, yeah.
I knew it was one
of those subjects.Copy !req
398. Sorry about this, guys.Copy !req
399. I'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
400. Ugh!Copy !req
401. What is that smell?Copy !req
402. Oh, well,
we had a dog in here
a little while ago,Copy !req
403. And it had
a little accident.Copy !req
404. Wonderful.
Rats and doggy odor.Copy !req
405. Bring on the customers.Copy !req
406. Wait a minute!Copy !req
407. What if it smelled
really bad in here?Copy !req
408. Kenan, it does smell
really bad in here.Copy !req
409. No! I mean really bad...Copy !req
410. So bad that no one
can stand the stench,
not even a rat.Copy !req
411. I see where you're going
with this.Copy !req
412. Oh!Copy !req
413. Kel, we're gonna make it
smell so bad in hereCopy !req
414. That it drives the rat away
from the store.Copy !req
415. Nothing personal, guys,Copy !req
416. But there's a plan i want
nothing to do with.Copy !req
417. Come on, kel.
We're gonna set off
a stink bomb.Copy !req
418. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
419. O.K. This is it, kel,
our final chance.Copy !req
420. I've got the stink bomb.Copy !req
421. Doesn't smell to me.Copy !req
422. It doesn't
smell yet, genius.Copy !req
423. You gotta pull
the strip downCopy !req
424. And bang it
on something,Copy !req
425. And then let
the stink begin.Copy !req
426. Oh, yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
427. W-what's with the cage?Copy !req
428. Well, i figured if we catch
wendall before he runs out,Copy !req
429. Maybe i could
put him in this cage
and keep him as a pet.Copy !req
430. Wonderful. All right.Copy !req
431. Ready?Copy !req
432. Ready.Copy !req
433. Here we go.Copy !req
434. There.Copy !req
435. See anything?Copy !req
436. No.Copy !req
437. Wait. I see him.Copy !req
438. Boy, is he close.Copy !req
439. Kel?
Kenan?Copy !req
440. There's a rat
in my helmet!Copy !req
441. Aaaagggghhhhh!Copy !req
442. What are you doing?Copy !req
443. I got him!Copy !req
444. Put him in the cage!Copy !req
445. There you go.Copy !req
446. Oh!Copy !req
447. Isn't he cute?Copy !req
448. What are you guys
still doing here?Copy !req
449. I just came back to—
what happened here?Copy !req
450. Why are you wearing those—
what is that smell?Copy !req
451. We caught the rat.Copy !req
452. Thank you.Copy !req
453. Whoo!Copy !req
454. Aaaagghhhhh!Copy !req
455. Hey, hey! Did you all enjoy
the television program?Copy !req
456. All right.Copy !req
457. Yeah.Copy !req
458. Whoo!Copy !req
459. So we caught the rat.Copy !req
460. Uh-huh. And i got
a new pet.Copy !req
461. How is wendall doing?Copy !req
462. Oh, i got him right here.Copy !req
463. Kel?Copy !req
464. Hmm?Copy !req
465. The cage is empty.Copy !req
466. Wendall's gone!Copy !req
467. You left the cage door
wide open.Copy !req
468. Well, i know.Copy !req
469. I left it open so wendall
could get some air.Copy !req
470. The cage
has plenty of...Copy !req
471. And he can still
breathe without...Copy !req
472. Oh, i don't even
know where to begin.Copy !req
473. Where do you
think he went?Copy !req
474. Aaaaagggggghhhhhhh!Copy !req
475. I think i know.Copy !req
476. Sorry, audience members.Copy !req
477. We'll take care
of that rat pronto.Copy !req
478. Kel, grab
some cheddar cheese,
some swiss cheese,Copy !req
479. And some macaroni
and cheese,Copy !req
480. And meet me
in the audience.Copy !req
481. And hurry!Copy !req
482. B-b-but, kenan?Copy !req
483. Is it cheddar cheese?Copy !req
484. 'cause i told you wendall
doesn't like cheddar cheese.Copy !req
485. Kenan?Copy !req
486. Oh, well.Copy !req
487. Aw, here it goes!Copy !req
488. Captioning made possible
by nickelodeonCopy !req
489. And the u.S. Department
of educationCopy !req
490. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
491. Why?Copy !req