Kenan & Kel 2x9

Directed by Ken Ceizler

Kurt Loder as Kurt Loder • Avis-Marie Barnes as Nurse Manly • Ron Harper as Ron Harper • Kevin Kopelow as Paramedic #2 • Dushawn Moses as Intimidating Guy #1

Ron Harper of the Chicago Bulls pays a visit to Rigby's. Due to Kenan and Kel's eagerness to get Ron's autograph (and a puddle of orange soda on Rigby's floor), Ron ends up in the hospital with a severely injured knee. Kenan and Kel try to make amends with the basketball superstar, and the zaniness continues.

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1. - Aww, here it goes.

2. - Do those moves now. Turn it up.

3. - Woo! - Thank you.

4. Welcome to our television program.

5. I go by the name of Kenan.

6. - Thank you very much. All right, all right.

7. - Yeah and I answer to the name of Kel.

8. - Cool! Cool!

9. Yes. Uh, Kel?

10. Kel? - What?

11. - Why are you bouncing that basketball?

12. - Well, you know, I thought we'd get our game on

13. before the show starts.

14. - We don't have time for basketball, Dribble Boy.

15. - Come on. You and I could take on anybody.

16. Hey, hey, who wants to play against me and Kenan?

17. Come on, y'all. Who wants to get beat?

18. Aw, y'all some chickens?

19. What? What?

20. What he just do?

21. - We'll play you. - Huh?

22. - Yeah.

23. - Uh, oh, okay.

24. - What you done gone and—

25. - Uh, all right.

26. You know, we would like to play y'all,

27. but, you know, our television program

28. is about to start and everything,

29. so, we can't.

30. - Chicken?

31. - Nah, nobody's chicken now.

32. - I'm no chicken now.

33. - Let's play, then.

34. - Pffft!

35. - Cool! All right.

36. Look, why don't y'all go down to that court

37. right down there yonder and just—

38. we'll be there in a second, huh?

39. - I'll see you there.

40. - Yeah!

41. - Best three, huh?

42. - You'll see now. Go get it now.

43. There, y'all better stretch and warm up and get ready.

44. All right, come on, Kel. Let's go do the show.

45. - Come on, man, they're waiting for us.

46. You know they're gonna be mad at us.

47. - Don't worry about them.

48. You're gonna have plenty of people

49. mad at you this episode.

50. Come on, Flapjack.

51. - Kenan. - Uh-huh.

52. - Kenan. Kenan, wait a minute.

53. Who's gonna be mad at me?

54. Kenan, what are you talking about?

55. Kenan, why you always call me weird names like Flapjack?

56. Kenan? Kenan?

57. Aww, here it goes!

58. Yay!

59. Yay, with the Google Puffs!

60. Yay, with the Google Puffs!

61. Google Puffs—

62. - No, no, please, continue.

63. I am making wideotape of our trip to Chicago.

64. Your singing, ooh, weddy bad.

65. - Yeah, well, your English, ooh, ooh, weddy weddy bad.

66. - Oh! I see. Yes.

67. - Kenan, careful with the cereal boxes.

68. You're mixing the Google Puffs with the Pood-ee-ohs.

69. - Why would anybody name a breakfast cereal Pood-ee-ohs?

70. - What's wrong with the name Pood-ee-ohs?

71. - I don't know about you,

72. but I don't like starting off my morning

73. with a bowl full of Pood-ee.

74. - Boo! - Oh!

75. Now why'd you have to sneak up on me and yell "boo"?

76. - I was feelin' sassy.

77. - Well, go feel it somewhere else.

78. - All right.

79. - Kel!

80. Are you planning on paying for that soda?

81. - Uh, no, thanks. - Oh!

82. Aw, spilling. - Huh?

83. - You're spilling orange soda all over my clean floor.

84. Kenan, tell him to stop spilling orange soda

85. all over my clean floor.

86. - Stop spilling orange soda all over his clean floor.

87. - Very nice. Kenan, just please get a mopper

88. and clean up Kel's mess.

89. - Oh, see what you did with your orange soda spillin' ways?

90. Now I've gotta get a mopper and clean up all—

91. - What? - Ro—

92. - Ro? - Ro—

93. - Ro? - Ron!

94. Ron Harper just walked in.

95. - Ron Harper from the Chicago Bulls?

96. Man.

97. - Yeah, he's standing right over there.

98. - Man, you want me to turn around

99. so you can put a raw egg down my pants again

100. and then break it against my buttocks.

101. - Jeepers! You're Ron Harper from the Chicago Bulls!

102. - Yeah, I know.

103. - I'm Chris. I run this whole store.

104. - Chris. Congratulations. - Thanks.

105. - That is Ron Harper from the Chicago Bulls!

106. Oh, man! - I told you.

107. Oh, he's comin' this way. Just be cool.

108. - A'ight, a'ight, a'ight.

109. - Hey! How're you doing, Ron? I'm Kel.

110. - Kel. Nice to meet you.

111. Did you hear that?

112. Ron Harper said it's nice to meet me, Kel, right?

113. - I heard. Hey, hey, hey, Ron.

114. Do you remember that time you made that free throw?

115. - Which free throw are you talkin' about?

116. I've made a lot of free throws.

117. - You showed— Oh, I get it, you—

118. Right, Ron made a joke. Right on.

119. - Uh, Ron, could you sign my orange soda bottle?

120. - Oh, sure. You got a pen?

121. - Yeah, I got a—I got a pen.

122. I know I've got a pen somewhere, I—

123. I don't have a pen. Come here.

124. - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

125. Stop feelin' on me!

126. - I'm gonna get a pen.

127. Stay right here. Don't go anywhere.

128. Stay right there. Ron Harper! Woo!

129. The Ron Harper!

130. It's the Ron Harper from the basketball.

131. - Hey, hey, Ron, can I help you find something

132. like marshmallows, pantyhose, tuna?

133. - Uh, I don't think I need no pantyhose.

134. But I'ma just browse around.

135. Just look around.

136. - Ron's gonna look around. Go ahead. I'll be here.

137. - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you,

138. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

139. - Hey, hey, watch out for that orange—

140. Oh!

141. - Ooooh! Mr. Harper, are you all right?

142. What happened?

143. - He slipped in a puddle of orange soda.

144. - I told you to clean up that mess.

145. - Hey, everybody, Ron Harper slipped on

146. orange soda at Rigby's and got hurt real bad!

147. Oh, no!

148. Oh! Oh!

149. - Hey, Ron! Hey, Ron, I got a pen!

150. I got a pen! I got a pen! Ron!

151. - You still gonna sign my bottle?

152. - Oh, I can't believe that happened.

153. - His knee wasn't hurt that bad.

154. - Are you kidding?

155. His knee was twisted up like an old diseased pretzel.

156. Why'd you have to spill your soda?

157. - Well, why didn't you clean it like Chris said?

158. - All right, keep it down, guys.

159. I'm trying to watch the news, all right?

160. - Sorry, Pop.

161. And when we come back,

162. bad news for Chicago Bulls fans.

163. - What?

164. A freak injury to Ron Harper

165. in a local grocery store.

166. - Oh, no! The Bulls can't afford to lose Ron Harper.

167. What could have happened to him?

168. - Pshoo! - I don't know.

169. - I'm gonna find out.

170. - Woo! Oh.

171. Yeah, Mama. Yeah, we're comin'.

172. Yeah, come on, Pop.

173. Mama says that dinner's ready for us

174. in the kitchen now. - I didn't hear anything.

175. - Oh, crazy Pop.

176. Yeah, Mama said it's ready in the kitchen.

177. Right, Kel?

178. - No, actually, I didn't hear anything—

179. Oh!

180. Oh, yeah, Mrs. Rockmore, here we come!

181. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right.

182. - Hi, everyone.

183. I had to pick up Kyra from her karate lesson.

184. Oh, sweetie, dinner will be at least an hour late, okay?

185. - All right, baby.

186. Son, why did you tell me—

187. - Hey, Kyra, sister.

188. - Hi, Kel. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

189. - Shhhh!

190. The news is back on.

191. It's back. It's back.

192. - Chicago Bulls star Ron Harper

193. today slipped and fell in a puddle of—

194. - Son, what are you doing?

195. - Oh, I was just tired of watching the news, man.

196. I only watch "My Brother and Me".

197. You know, that dude, he's just silly.

198. - Give me the remote. - I can't do that, Pop.

199. - Hey! All right, stop playing, Kel.

200. This is not funny, Kenan.

201. Give me the remote!

202. Give it! Give it! Come on! Give it up!

203. - Why you squeeze my head?

204. - Hush! Huh!

205. Okay.

206. Ron Harper badly injured his knee

207. this afternoon in a bizarre accident

208. at a local grocery store.

209. - Hey, that's Chris!

210. Kenan, Kel, come here!

211. - Harper apparently slipped in a puddle

212. of spilled orange soda.

213. He slipped in orange soda?

214. - Witnesses at the scene say the accident

215. was the fault of these two Chicago youths.

216. - Oh, no, no, no, no!

217. - Roger, what's wrong?

218. - No, look! Right there!

219. The two young men responsible

220. for Harper's injury were identified as

221. Kenan Rockmore and Kel Kimble,

222. both local Chicago residents.

223. As a newsman, I know I should

224. keep my opinions to myself.

225. But I just wanna say,

226. Kenan and Kel,

227. we hate you!

228. - I can't believe this.

229. - We're gonna have to move out of town.

230. - Ohhh...

231. - I mean, um, it's not that bad.

232. - Besides, nobody really watches the news, anyway.

233. - [glass shatters, basketball thuds]

234. - It's a basketball, and it has a note on it.

235. - What does it say?

236. - "Kenan and Kel, get outta town!"

237. - Oh...

238. - We're no longer popular.

239. Oh, man!

240. Ow!

241. [chanting "We hate Rigby's!"]

242. - Leave me alone! Please, leave me!

243. Kenan and Kel are not here!

244. - Pssst! Chris.

245. - Is the coast clear?

246. - Does it sound like the coast is clear?

247. I don't think I can hold them off much longer.

248. Oh, what's the point?

249. Rigby's is doomed.

250. - Well, have you tried calling the police?

251. - Most of the people out there are the police.

252. We're gonna get you, Kenan and Kel!

253. - Man, this is bad.

254. - And it gets worse. Look at today's paper.

255. - Oh, no. - Aw, man, no.

256. - Kel, look. - I know.

257. The Pope cancelled his trip to Acapulco!

258. - I ain't talkin' about the Pope.

259. Look at the picture.

260. - Oh! That's us!

261. - Oh, now the whole world is gonna know

262. that we damaged Ron Harper. Ohhhh!

263. - Oh, it's all over.

264. The store. My career in groceries, gone, all gone...

265. all because of—

266. because of you and your orange soda!

267. And because of your inability to follow instructions.

268. We follow.

269. - Go ahead and mock me. It doesn't matter.

270. [chanting "We hate Rigby's!"]

271. Howdy, pardner?

272. - Uh, Kel, why are you wearin' a cowboy hat?

273. - It's a disguise.

274. - Well, would you take it off? Oh!

275. - Kel, what happened to your hair?

276. - Oh, I shaved my head bald—

277. so no one would recognize me.

278. - Kel, if you was gonna wear the cowboy hat as a disguise,

279. then why would you wanna shave your head, too?

280. - It—it's okay. It's okay.

281. It'll grow back. It'll grow back.

282. - It'll grow back.

283. Well, um... what's all that?

284. - Hate mail, man. All of Chicago hates us.

285. - I bet we're the most hated kids in Chicago.

286. - Oh, yeah, it's a magical day.

287. - Well, time to go. - Go where?

288. - Out of town.

289. - Kel, leavin' town might be good for us,

290. but what about Chris?

291. I mean, what about our families?

292. Nah, man, we started this and it's up to us to fix it.

293. - Right. Right. I've got an idea.

294. We can sneak into the hospital

295. and I'll fix Ron's knee. - Oh, please.

296. - I can fix his knee.

297. - You can't even fix yourself a sandwich.

298. Besides, I've got a better idea.

299. If we can just get Ron to forgive us,

300. then the people of Chicago will forgive us, too.

301. That'll get us and Rigby's off the hook.

302. - I don't know. - Oh, come on.

303. Hey, Kenan and Kel!

304. You bite!

305. - To the hospital? - To the hospital. Come on.

306. Dr. Bruce, telephone, please.

307. Dr. Bruce, telephone, please.

308. - Uh-huh. Fourth floor. That's it.

309. - Now, remember, act pregnant.

310. - All right.

311. - I mean, if Ron Harper can't play this season,

312. I don't know what I'll do.

313. - Well, it's just a sprained knee muscle.

314. He'll be back before the playoffs, won't he?

315. Oh, please tell me he'll be back!

316. - All I can say is those two snot-nosed kids

317. who did this to him better leave town.

318. - They're talking about us. - Shhhh! Hush up.

319. - Doctor, you're supposed to deliver babies

320. on the third floor.

321. - Oh, yes, I know that about the third floor

322. there in the delivery, but I, uh—I have—

323. there are no more rooms available,

324. so I thought I'd deliver the baby up here, understand?

325. - Oh, the baby is coming! The baby is coming!

326. - All right, honey.

327. - Oh, the pain!

328. - Will you need some assistance, doctor?

329. - No, I don't need no assistance there.

330. I'll just get her to the room

331. and I'll yank that sucker out right by myself.

332. Come on, Mrs. Kelly, let's get you to your room.

333. Here we go.

334. - Up!

335. - Ron looks asleep. - What?

336. - Let's wake him up. - Okay.

337. - No, put that down!

338. - You shouldn't yell at the pregnant.

339. - Will you stop playin'.

340. We've gotta do this carefully.

341. We'll wake Ron up gently and beg for his forgiveness.

342. Come on.

343. Uh, Mr. Harper?

344. Uh, Mr. Harper? Sir Ron?

345. - Awww... we killed Ron Harper.

346. - Shhhh! We didn't kill him.

347. - Yeah, we did. Look, he's not movin'.

348. - Ron! Ron! - Huh?

349. - Ron? - Ugh!

350. Ron Harper looks awful.

351. - That's not Ron Harper. It's a senior citizen.

352. - Why'd you knock me out of my bed?

353. - Well...

354. You know what? I think we're in the wrong room.

355. - No kidding, kumquat.

356. - Would one of you mind helping me back in my bed?

357. - All right.

358. - You take his feet and I'll get his head.

359. - No, I'll take the head, you take the feet.

360. - Whatever. Let's just do it.

361. - Be careful! Don't bruise me!

362. - Ow!

363. - What are you two doing in here?

364. - Well, actually, since you asked.

365. I'm Doctor, um, Pepper, yes, you know, I was sitting down

366. to some deep fried biscuits, I saw this lady right here

367. who's gonna have a baby, Mrs. Kelly, yeah.

368. - Oh, I'm about to drop a bomb!

369. - Well, get on the bed and deliver that woman!

370. - You heard the nurse. Get on the bed, sucker!

371. - Ooh! Ooh!

372. Oh, the blessed event is near!

373. - Okay, ma'am, listen to me now.

374. Start your breathing. - Huh?

375. - Breathe! - What?

376. Okay, I'm breathin'!

377. - Well, doctor, start deliverin'.

378. This baby's movin'.

379. - About to deli— You want me to get—

380. - Yes! - I don't—don't—

381. - I'm deliverin'! I'm deliverin'!

382. Oh! Oh!

383. Woo!

384. Well, congratulations, Mrs. Kelly.

385. You've just given birth to a fluffy baby pillow.

386. - Pillow?

387. All right, look, I demand to know—

388. - Look, bug! - Bug? Bug?

389. Oh, yeah, it's a bug.

390. - I don't feel a bug on my face.

391. - Out! Out! Out! Out!

392. Hold on to that for me, nurse.

393. Come on, Mrs. Kelly, time to leave.

394. All right, we're gonna step on out the door right here.

395. Steppin' on out. Steppin' on out.

396. - Oh, what a beautiful baby.

397. - It's Ron! - Shhhh!

398. Come on.

399. Hello, Ron.

400. - Hey, what's up, Doc?

401. - Actually, I'm not really a doctor.

402. - And I'm not a woman. - Oh, no, not you two.

403. Nurse! Nurse!

404. - No, no, no, no. Mr. Harper, don't get all agitated now.

405. - Yeah, we just wanna talk to you for a few minutes.

406. - Yeah, we just want a few minutes of your time.

407. - Just a few minutes.

408. - Fine. What do you want to say?

409. We're sorry!

410. - We didn't mean to make you slip in a puddle of orange soda.

411. - Please, forgive us.

412. - Look, would you two guys leave me alone.

413. - But you don't know how our lives have been

414. since the accident.

415. - Yeah, all of Chicago hates us.

416. - That's not my fault.

417. - But you don't understand.

418. - Yeah, police are throwin' rocks

419. through my windows at home.

420. - Yeah, our parents can't go out in public.

421. - Even the store I work at is gonna have to close down.

422. - The Pope done cancelled his trip to Acapulco!

423. - Look, fellas, why don't you two just leave me alone?

424. Just go. Just go.

425. - Just go?

426. - Hey. Hey, Ron?

427. I'm sorry that I made you fall,

428. and even though you won't help us,

429. you're still my hero.

430. Awwww...

431. - [introspective piano music]

432. [chanting "We hate Rigby's!"]

433. - I guess we're all just gonna have to leave town.

434. Bye-bye, Chicago.

435. - I suppose I could always just move to another city

436. and change my name.

437. - You know what? I always liked the name Bruce.

438. - I'll Bruce you!

439. - Do you hear that? What's happening?

440. - It sounds like cheering.

441. - Woo! It's Ron Harper!

442. - He's come back to hurt us!

443. - Use the force! Use the force!

444. - Hello, boys.

445. - No, no, no, no, no.

446. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid.

447. Y'all come on in.

448. - What's goin' on, Ron?

449. - I'm here to just have a little press conference.

450. - Press conference?

451. - You mean a conference to the press?

452. - Be quiet.

453. - Okay, listen up, everyone.

454. I just want everybody to know the injury I got here

455. a few days ago was entirely my fault.

456. - See, I was drinking some orange soda,

457. I spilled some, and I just slipped.

458. - Yeah, yeah, that's the truth. Yeah.

459. - That's exactly what happened. Ron is a klutz.

460. - So, Kenan and Kel didn't do anything wrong.

461. In fact, they're good friends of mine.

462. - You hear that, Chicago?

463. - Ron likes us, huh? Yeah, he's our friend.

464. - And, finally, I'm happy to announce

465. that my knee feels better

466. and I should return to action in about a week.

467. - Way to go, Ron.

468. - Thank you, Mr. Harper.

469. What a wonderful thing you did.

470. You saved my store.

471. - Forget that. You saved our lives.

472. - Could you still sign my orange soda bottle?

473. - Sure. You got a pen?

474. - Yeah, hold on just a—

475. Oh!

476. - Woo! Thanks for checking out the show.

477. - Yeah. Did the show make you feel happy and fuzzy inside?

478. Yes!

479. - Oh, uh, hello, fellas. What's up, y'all?

480. - We're waiting for you guys.

481. - Yeah!

482. - Right, but, you know, we had to do our television show.

483. See? We've got this show named after—

484. - Let's play now. - Huh?

485. Now? - Yeah!

486. - This time we brought the hoop with us.

487. - Ooh. Y'all just pulled it out of the dirt, didn't you?

488. Uh, okay.

489. Wait a minute.

490. Y'all got three players and there's only two of us.

491. We should at least be able to pick one more person.

492. - Fine. Get your third player.

493. - Yeah!

494. - All right. Gee, Kel, who shall we pick?

495. - Hmmmm... I don't know.

496. Maybe, uh...

497. Ron!

498. - What you gonna do?

499. - Okey-doke.

500. Let's see, uh, it's me, Kel— - Ooh.

501. —and our good friend, Chicago Bulls'

502. starting guard, Ron Harper.

503. - Oh... - Um...

504. - Why don't we take the ball now?

505. Huh?

506. Now I'ma pass it to my friend, Kel.

507. - And I'ma pass it to Ron-Ron.

508. - Yeah, I'ma do this.

509. - Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!

510. Yeah!

511. - Yeah! - Uh-huh!

512. Oh! Oh! - That was fine there.

513. - Oh, that was pretty. That was pretty.

514. - Um... we've gotta go.

515. - Yeah, yeah, all right. - Yeah, we do.

516. - Oh, you've gotta go to the bathroom? Awww...

517. - Yeah, bye, fellas. All right. Yeah.

518. - Well, them broke down.

519. - Thanks, Ron. - Aw, no problem.

520. - All right. - Yeah. Yeah. Woo.

521. That's my boy. That's my boy.

522. - Say, Ron? - Huh? Oh...

523. - You ever taken a ride on a wild hippopotamus?

524. - No.

525. - Well, then, let's get to it.

526. Come on, Fruit Bat.

527. - Kenan? Kenan? Ron?

528. Come back here.

529. I don't like hippo-mutho-muses.

530. Uh, Ron? Kenan?

531. Can't we just have a casual beverage or something?

532. Ron? Awwww...

533. Aww, there it goes!

534. - Why?

535. - "Kenan & Kel" was recorded in front of a live audience

536. at Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando,

537. at Universal Studios, Florida.