1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!Copy !req
3. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING
THE KENAN AND KEL SHOWCopy !req
4. FOR YOUR
VIEWING PLEASURE.Copy !req
5. I AM KENAN...Copy !req
6. AND I'M KEL.
HA HA HA!Copy !req
7. UH, KEL, WHAT—?
NO, NO, NEVER MIND.Copy !req
8. I'M NOT EVEN
GONNA ASK.Copy !req
9. COME ON, DON'T YOU
WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M
WEARING THIS SUIT?Copy !req
10. COME ON, ASK ME.
COME ON.Copy !req
11. ALL RIGHT, KEL...Copy !req
12. WHY ARE YOU WEARING
A BATHROBE?Copy !req
13. IT'S NOT A BATHROBE.Copy !req
14. I'M A KARATE MAN! UNH!Copy !req
15. WATCH!Copy !req
16. WHAT IS WITH YOU?
DO YOU HAVE A HAMSTER
IN YOUR UNDERPANTS?Copy !req
17. THAT'S WHY YOU
WERE DOING THIS—
OH, OH, OH...Copy !req
18. GET THE HAMSTER TO—Copy !req
19. NO, NO, NO.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE I'M...Copy !req
20. A KARATE MAN.Copy !req
21. OK, MAN.Copy !req
22. WANT TO SEE
A DEMONSTRATION?Copy !req
23. ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
24. COME ON. COME ON!
TRY TO GRAB A KARATE MAN.Copy !req
25. NO.Copy !req
26. COME ON. YOU SCARED
TO GRAB A KARATE MAN?Copy !req
27. HA HA HA!Copy !req
28. OH, ALL RIGHT,
I GUESS I'LL JUST
GRAB YOU LIKE THIS...Copy !req
29. OH! WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT—YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!Copy !req
30. WELL, WHAT
AM I DOING WRONG?Copy !req
31. LET ME DOWN! OH, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
32. YOU DID IT
ALL WRONG.Copy !req
33. SORRY. NOW CAN WE
START THE SHOW?Copy !req
34. NO. TRY TO HIT ME
IN THE NOSE.Copy !req
35. NO!Copy !req
36. COME ON!
HIT A KARATE MAN
IN THE NOSE!Copy !req
37. KEL, I AM NOT PUNCHING
YOU IN THE NOSE.Copy !req
38. OH, OK. WELL, UH,
CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
39. WHAT?Copy !req
40. I'M GONNA DO A BACK KICK
WITH A JIBBER-JABBER TWIST.Copy !req
41. A BACK—I DON'T THINK
YOU CAN DO THAT—Copy !req
42. WITH A JIBBER-JABBER
TWIST! ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
43. JIBBER-JABBER TWIST—?Copy !req
44. AAAH!Copy !req
45. OH... OOOH!Copy !req
46. NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU DID.Copy !req
47. YOU CRACKED
THE LENS. OOH!Copy !req
48. OH, THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.Copy !req
49. THAT'S AN UNFORTUNATE
ACCIDENT. LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
50. OH, MAN!Copy !req
51. COME ON, BROTHER.Copy !req
52. WE GOT A TELEVISION
PROGRAM TO DO, OK?Copy !req
53. THIS WAY.
GIDDYAP, PACO.Copy !req
54. YAH!Copy !req
55. THAT'S SOME GOOD THUMPING, BOY.
THAT'S SOME GOOD THUMPING.Copy !req
56. B-B-BUT—PACO?
PACO?Copy !req
57. KENAN, DON'T TEASE
A KARATE MAN. UNH!Copy !req
58. UH, KENAN? COME ON,
YOU'RE GETTING ME
ALL DISORIENTED.Copy !req
59. KENAN!
AW, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
60. PAINT, CHILDREN.Copy !req
61. PAINT.Copy !req
62. PAINT FROM YOUR HEARTSCopy !req
63. AND PAINT
FROM YOUR SOULS.Copy !req
64. FEEL THE PAINT.Copy !req
65. BE THE PAINT.Copy !req
66. BECOME ONE
WITH THE PAINT.Copy !req
67. PRETEND YOUR NAME
IS PAINTY McPAINT.Copy !req
68. OH, I AM
PAINTY McPAINT.Copy !req
69. LOOK AT ME GO, BOY!Copy !req
70. SHHH!Copy !req
71. I'M TRYING
TO CONCENTRATE.Copy !req
72. OH, MY NAME IS JANET,
AND I CAN ONLY PAINT
IN A WORLD OF SILENCE.Copy !req
73. BLOOO!Copy !req
74. HEY, I GOT SOME MORE
RED PAINT.Copy !req
75. OH, VERY GOOD, KEL.
CONTINUE PAINTING.Copy !req
76. OK.Copy !req
77. OH, YOU GOT A SPOT
ON YOUR SHOULDER THERE.Copy !req
78. WHERE?Copy !req
79. RIGHT THERE—Copy !req
80. LOOK!
LOOK AT ME!Copy !req
81. HEY, JANET,
YOU GOT SOME PAINT
ON YOUR SHOULDER.Copy !req
82. MISS SMOCK,
KEL GOT PAINT
ON MY SHOULDER.Copy !req
83. EXCELLENT! BECOME ONE
WITH THE PAINT.Copy !req
84. NOW, WE ONLY HAVE
5 MINUTES LEFT IN CLASS.Copy !req
85. LET'S HAVE A LOOK-SEE.
KENAN?Copy !req
86. OH, ALL RIGHT,
WELL, UM...Copy !req
87. IT'S KIND OF...
SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A...Copy !req
88. A BUNNY RABBIT.Copy !req
89. STOP LAUGHING,
PAINTERS!Copy !req
90. WE DO NOT LAUGH AT
OTHER PAINTERS' WORK.Copy !req
91. KENAN, I'M SURE
YOU HAVE AN EXPLANATIONCopy !req
92. AS TO WHY
THIS BUNNY RABBIT
IS SO MISSHAPEN.Copy !req
93. OH, YEAH...
YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
94. UM, WELL, SEE,Copy !req
95. IT'S NOT JUST
A BUNNY RABBIT, RIGHT?Copy !req
96. IT'S A BUNNY RABBIT
EATING A TROMBONE.Copy !req
97. SEE? YEAH.Copy !req
98. AND STANDING ON TOP
OF AN AVOCADO.Copy !req
99. LOOK, RIGHT, SEE?
SEE THE AVO—Copy !req
100. AND THE LITTLE
BLUE TAIL...Copy !req
101. AND THE GREENNESS, SEE?
YEAH, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
102. I SEE.
VERY INTERESTING.Copy !req
103. SO YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
104. NO. NOT AT ALL.
JANET?Copy !req
105. THIS IS MY PIECE.
I CALL IT "FLOWER
IN A POT OF SOIL."Copy !req
106. YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED
IT "JANET IN A POT OF
NO TALENT" HA HA HA!Copy !req
107. MAN, THAT'S FUNNY.Copy !req
108. JANET—HA HA!
WITH A POT—
HA HA HA!Copy !req
109. ALL RIGHT, GIGGLE-PUSS.
SHOW US YOUR PAINTING,
WHY DON'T YOU?Copy !req
110. YES, KEL.
LET'S SEE YOUR WORK.Copy !req
111. WELL, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
112. YEAH!Copy !req
113. WOW!Copy !req
114. HA HA HA!Copy !req
115. I CALL IT
"SUNSET... FUNSET"!Copy !req
116. AH, KEL,
THAT'S GOOD!Copy !req
117. THAT'S VERY GOOD.Copy !req
118. KEL, THAT IS AN
EXCELLENT PAINTING.Copy !req
119. THAT IS FINE,
FINE WORK.Copy !req
120. HOW DID YOU
PAINT THAT?Copy !req
121. OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
122. I JUST STUCK
THE PAINT BRUSH
IN THE PAINT AND...Copy !req
123. VOILA!Copy !req
124. HEY, JANET,
YOU GOT SOME PAINT
ON YOUR GLASSES THERE.Copy !req
125. I KNOW!Copy !req
126. HEY, KENAN, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
127. HEY, KEL, WHAT YOU
GOT THERE, BROTHER?Copy !req
128. YOU KNOW,
MY PAINTING.Copy !req
129. THE ONE I GOT
A B-PLUS ON.Copy !req
130. WHY DID YOU BRING YOUR
PAINTING TO THE STORE?Copy !req
131. BECAUSE I'M PROUD OF IT,
AND I WANT TO SHOW CHRIS.Copy !req
132. OH, KEL, YOUR PAINTING
ISN'T THATGOOD.Copy !req
133. MAN, IT'S BETTER THAN
THAT PAINTING YOU DID OF
A DISEASED BUNNY RABBIT.Copy !req
134. HEY, HEY, HEY...Copy !req
135. MY BUNNY RABBIT
WAS NOT DISEASED.Copy !req
136. IT WAS UNIQUE.Copy !req
137. MAN, THAT BUNNY LOOKED LIKE
IT CAME OUT OF A BLENDER.Copy !req
138. HEY, GUYS,
WHAT'S THE HAPS?Copy !req
139. HAPS?
HAPS?Copy !req
140. MUST YOU ALWAYS
MAKE FUN OF ME?Copy !req
141. YES.
YEAH.Copy !req
142. OH!Copy !req
143. HEY, CHRIS,
CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
144. WOW, THAT'S TERRIF.
WHO'S THE ARTIST?Copy !req
145. ME. HA HA HA!Copy !req
146. YOU?Copy !req
147. YEAH. I PAINTED IT
IN ART CLASS.Copy !req
148. WOW. I'M IMPRESSED.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
WERE TALENTLESS.Copy !req
149. MAN... THANKS!Copy !req
150. ALL RIGHT, KEL,
NOW PUT YOUR PAINTING
AWAY BEFORE YOU GET—Copy !req
151. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
152. I COULDN'T HELP
NOTICING YOUR PAINTING.Copy !req
153. OH, AGAIN
WITH THE PAINTING!Copy !req
154. OH, WELL, I—
I PAINTED IT MYSELF.Copy !req
155. I CALL IT "SUNSET...
FUNSET"!Copy !req
156. REALLY?Copy !req
157. WELL, IS IT FOR SALE?Copy !req
158. WELL, MY PAINTING?
SELL IT? I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN—Copy !req
159. I'LL GIVE YOU
$300 FOR IT.Copy !req
160. SOLD, SOLD, AND SOLD!Copy !req
161. $300!Copy !req
162. FOR KEL'S PAINTING?Copy !req
163. WELL, YES.
I THINK IT'S QUITE GOOD.Copy !req
164. I MEAN, I JUST CAN'T
BELIEVE THATCopy !req
165. YOU WOULD WANT TO
PUT KEL'S PAINTING
IN YOUR HOUSE.Copy !req
166. YOU KNOW, I AM
STANDING HERE.Copy !req
167. WELL, YOU SEE,
I'M NOT GOING TO
HANG IT IN MY HOUSE.Copy !req
168. I WORK FOR AN ART GALLERY.Copy !req
169. WE'RE HAVING A BIG
AUCTION THIS WEEKEND,Copy !req
170. AND I'M GOING TO
PUT THIS UP FOR SALE.Copy !req
171. AND I BET I MAKE
A LOT OF MONEY ON IT.Copy !req
172. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
173. SO, YOU THINK THAT YOU
CAN SELL THAT PAINTINGCopy !req
174. FOR MORE THAN $300
AT THE AUCTION?Copy !req
175. OH, I THINK SO.Copy !req
176. CAN WE COME
TO THE AUCTION?Copy !req
177. SURE. IT'S THIS
SATURDAY NIGHTCopy !req
178. AT ART ONE GALLERY
ON THIRD STREET.Copy !req
179. COOL!
WE'LL BE THERE.Copy !req
180. ALL RIGHT.
OH, AND THANKS FOR
THE LOVELY PAINTING.Copy !req
181. THANKS FOR
THE LOVELY $300!Copy !req
182. HA HA HA!Copy !req
183. WHOO!Copy !req
184. THE AUCTION
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.Copy !req
185. EVERYONE,
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEAT...Copy !req
186. BUT NOT TOO FAR NOW!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
187. ALL RIGHT,Copy !req
188. OUR FIRST PIECE OF ART
UP FOR SALE IS CALLED
"SAD TURTLE."Copy !req
189. ARTIST, AMY ZIEDEL.Copy !req
190. OOH, MAN,
I LOVE SAD TURTLES!Copy !req
191. OH, DOESN'T EVERYONE?Copy !req
192. WE HAVE A SAD TURTLE,
A VERY SAD TURTLE,
A VERY DEPRESSED TURTLE.Copy !req
193. WHO'LL START
THE BIDDING AT $500?Copy !req
194. I HAVE 500,
THANK YOU, SIR,
WHO'LL GIVE ME 700?Copy !req
195. $700 FOR THE—Copy !req
196. 700!Copy !req
197. 700—
I HAVE 700. 800?Copy !req
198. WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
199. MAN, I'M BUYING
THAT SAD TURTLE.Copy !req
200. KEL, YOU DON'T HAVE
$700 TO SPEND ON
UNHAPPY SWAMP CREATURES.Copy !req
201. BROTHER, YOU CAN'T
JUST STICK YOUR HAND
UP IN THE AIR LIKE—Copy !req
202. $1,000 FROM THE YOUNG MAN
IN THE FRONT.Copy !req
203. WHAT! HUH? NO!
I DON'T—I WASN'T
DOING IT.Copy !req
204. THE BID IS 1,000—
$1,000. WHO WILL
GIVE ME 1,500?Copy !req
205. $1,500, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
FOR THE MELANCHOLY TURTLE.Copy !req
206. 1,500!Copy !req
207. 1,500.Copy !req
208. STOP THAT!Copy !req
209. MAN, THAT TURTLE
IS MAGNIFICENT.Copy !req
210. THE BID IS 1,500—
$1,500.Copy !req
211. WHO WILL BID
2,000, 2,000?Copy !req
212. $5,000.Copy !req
213. GOOD GRACIOUS!Copy !req
214. MR. KENSINGTON
HAS BID $5,000
FOR THE SAD TURTLE.Copy !req
215. DO I HEAR 6,000?Copy !req
216. YOU DON'T HEAR—
YOU DON'T HEAR 6,000!Copy !req
217. IS THAT YOUNG MAN
TRYING TO BID?Copy !req
218. OH, NO, HE'S JUST
HAVING A SPASM,
THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
219. I SEE. VERY WELL.
SOLD TO MR. KENSINGTON
FOR $5,000.Copy !req
220. THANK YOU.Copy !req
221. OUR NEXT PAINTING IS
CALLED "SUNSET FUNSET."
ARTIST, KEL KIMBALL.Copy !req
222. WHOO!
YAH!Copy !req
223. BOY, NOW THAT'S
A PAINTING
RIGHT THERE!Copy !req
224. PLEASE!Copy !req
225. HEY!Copy !req
226. HEY!Copy !req
227. HEY!Copy !req
228. WE HAVE A SUNSET HERE.
VERY SUNSETTY...Copy !req
229. VERY FUNSETTY.Copy !req
230. I THINK IT'S
SCRUMPTIOUS!Copy !req
231. WHO'LL START
THE BIDDING OFF
AT 300, $300?Copy !req
232. I HAVE $300,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
233. 400? 400?
400 IN THE BACK.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
234. 500? 500?
I HAVE $500.Copy !req
235. 600? 600?
600 ON THE LEFT,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
236. $1,000.Copy !req
237. $1,000, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, SIR.
DO I HEAR 1,200?Copy !req
238. I HAVE 1,200
IN THE REAR,
THANK YOU. 1,300?Copy !req
239. KENAN!
KEL!Copy !req
240. MAN, THESE PEOPLE
ARE BIDDING OVER $1,000
FOR MY PAINTING!Copy !req
241. I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU SOLD IT FOR ONLY 300.Copy !req
242. WHO KNEW?Copy !req
243. AND WHO WILL BID 1,600?
$1,600? 1,600?Copy !req
244. $5,000.Copy !req
245. $5,000.Copy !req
246. $10,000!Copy !req
247. 15,000.Copy !req
248. KEL! THESE PEOPLE
ARE BIDDING $15,000
FOR YOUR PAINTING!Copy !req
249. 15,000!Copy !req
250. 20,000.Copy !req
251. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE BID IS 20,000, $20,000.Copy !req
252. DO I HEAR 22,000?Copy !req
253. 22,000?Copy !req
254. $50,000.Copy !req
255. SOMEBODY
PINCH ME!Copy !req
256. WHOO! NOW, THAT
JUST TAKES THE CAKE!Copy !req
257. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MR. KENSINGTON HAS BID
$50,000Copy !req
258. FOR KEL KIMBALL'S
"SUNSET, FUNSET."Copy !req
259. GOING ONCE...Copy !req
260. GOING TWICE...Copy !req
261. SOLD TO MR. KENSINGTON
FOR $50,000.Copy !req
262. WE'LL TAKE
A 5-MINUTE BREAK.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
263. BACK IN
5 MINUTES, PEOPLE.Copy !req
264. OH! OOOH!Copy !req
265. OOH!
OOH!Copy !req
266. $50,000!
$50,000!Copy !req
267. KEL, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?Copy !req
268. YEAH, THAT I'M
MORE POPULAR THAN
THAT SAD TURTLE.Copy !req
269. NO! WELL... YEAH,
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.Copy !req
270. THEN WHAT?Copy !req
271. DON'T YOU GET IT?Copy !req
272. YOU'RE AN ARTISTIC GENIUS!Copy !req
273. WELL, THANK YOU.Copy !req
274. YEAH! WE GONNA BE
RICH AND FAMOUS.Copy !req
275. WELL, HOW?Copy !req
276. HOW? KEL, IF YOU PAINT
10 MORE LIKE THAT,Copy !req
277. THAT'S
HALF A MILLION DOLLARS.Copy !req
278. I CAN MAKE
HALF A MILLION
DOLLARS PAINTING?Copy !req
279. YEAH! WELL, MINUS
MY MANAGEMENT FEE
OF 50%.Copy !req
280. WHOO!Copy !req
281. THAT'S COOL, MAN.
LET'S CELEBRATE WITH
SOME HORS D'OEUVRES.Copy !req
282. FORGET THE SNACKS,
BROTHER.Copy !req
283. WITH ALL THE CASH
WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE
ON THIS HERE,Copy !req
284. WE CAN BUY OUR OWN
SNACK FACTORY.Copy !req
285. HA HA HA!Copy !req
286. HI, KEL.Copy !req
287. KENAN?Copy !req
288. KENAN'S NOT HERE.Copy !req
289. WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
290. HE WENT TO GO
GET ME SOME MORECopy !req
291. ART SUPPLIES
SO I CAN FOCUS
ON MY PAINTINGS.Copy !req
292. WHY DON'T YOU
PAINT YOURSELF A MAP
TO YOUR HOUSE?Copy !req
293. ME?Copy !req
294. YEAH,
HUSH, ROGER.Copy !req
295. SO, WHAT ARE YOU
PAINTING, KEL?Copy !req
296. WELL, I CALL IT
"NIGHTMARE OF EVIL."Copy !req
297. "NIGHTMARE OF EVIL."Copy !req
298. WELL,
LET ME SEE.Copy !req
299. OK.Copy !req
300. HEY! THAT'S ME!Copy !req
301. YOU THINK?Copy !req
302. A MAN CAN RECOGNIZE
HIS OWN HEAD, CHERYL.Copy !req
303. WELL, HOW DO YOU
LIKE IT?Copy !req
304. I DON'T!Copy !req
305. WELL!Copy !req
306. OK, OK, LET'S JUST
GO UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
307. YEAH, LET'S GO.Copy !req
308. UH-UH-UH.
NOT YOU, KEL.Copy !req
309. OH.Copy !req
310. COME ON, ROGER.Copy !req
311. YEAH, GO ON,
ROGER!Copy !req
312. A MAN SHOULDN'T
HAVE TO BE PAINTEDCopy !req
313. AS A NIGHTMARE OF EVIL
IN HIS OWN HOME, CHERYL!Copy !req
314. HEY, KEL,
I'M BACK.Copy !req
315. HOW'S THE PAINTING
COMING?Copy !req
316. I'M FINISHED
WITH THIS ONE.
CAN I GO PLAY NOW?Copy !req
317. NO, NO, NO, NO PLAY.Copy !req
318. YOU GOT TO PAINT.
NOW HELP ME.Copy !req
319. I GOT YOU SOME
MORE EASELS AND
SOME MORE PAINTCopy !req
320. AND BRUSHES AND
TURPENTINE AND
A BOLOGNA SANDWICH.Copy !req
321. THANK YOU.Copy !req
322. THERE'S A BITE
OUT OF THIS SANDWICH!Copy !req
323. OH. I LOVE
THE BOLOGNA.Copy !req
324. HA HA HA!Copy !req
325. NOW, COME ON, MAN,
YOU CAN EAT AFTER YOU
PAINT 10 MORE PAINTINGS.Copy !req
326. LET'S GO! THE WORLD
IS WAITING ON GREAT ART.Copy !req
327. AND MY BANK ACCOUNT
IS WAITING ON HALF A MILLION
DOLLARS. HA HA HA!Copy !req
328. NOW, PAINT!Copy !req
329. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
330. PAINT LIKE THE WIND!Copy !req
331. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
332. WHOO!Copy !req
333. HEY, KEL?Copy !req
334. KEL?Copy !req
335. KEL!Copy !req
336. I'M PAINTING!
I'M PAINTING!Copy !req
337. G-G-G-GOOD.
HOW MUCH MORE
DO YOU HAVE TO GO?Copy !req
338. JUST THIS.Copy !req
339. THERE. FINI.Copy !req
340. GOOD.
SO, YOU'RE FINISHED?Copy !req
341. YEAH, THIS IS
NUMBER 10.Copy !req
342. I'M ALL DONE.
YOU WANT TO
LOOK AT THEM?Copy !req
343. NO, NO, NO. I GOT
SOME PHONE CALLS
TO MAKE.Copy !req
344. YES. IS THIS
THE CHICAGO FUN TIMES
NEWSPAPER?Copy !req
345. ALL RIGHT. WELL,Copy !req
346. THERE'S GOING TO BE
A MAJOR ART AUCTION
ON FRIDAY. UH-HUH.Copy !req
347. AT, UH...
RIGBY'S GROCERY STORE.Copy !req
348. YEAH. 909 ILLINOIS DRIVE.Copy !req
349. RIGHT. TELL EVERYBODY. OK.Copy !req
350. WE'RE HAVING AN AUCTION?Copy !req
351. YEAH, AND I'M TELLING
EVERY NEWSPAPER IN TOWNCopy !req
352. TO MAKE SURE THAT
EVERYBODY IN THE ART WORLD
KNOWS ABOUT IT.Copy !req
353. BUT WHAT IF THEY
DON'T LIKE MY PAINTINGS?Copy !req
354. OH, HUSH!Copy !req
355. PEOPLE, PEOPLE...Copy !req
356. GOOD EVENING,
ONE AND ALL.Copy !req
357. WELCOME TO THE KEL KIMBALL
ART AUCTION.Copy !req
358. THE AUCTION WILL BEGIN
IN A FEW MOMENTS,Copy !req
359. SO UNTIL THEN, PLEASE
HELP YOURSELVES TO SOME
DRINKS AND SNACKS—Copy !req
360. HORS D'OEUVRES.Copy !req
361. HA HA HA!Copy !req
362. WHAT?Copy !req
363. I DON'T SEE
ANY HORS D'OEUVRES.Copy !req
364. LOOKY HERE,
YOU'RE IN A GROCERY.Copy !req
365. HELP YOURSELVES
TO THE SHELVES.Copy !req
366. OH, CHEESE
AND CRACKERS!Copy !req
367. KENAN, YOU'RE JUST
GIVING AWAY MY FOODSTUFFS?Copy !req
368. MAN, I WILL PAY YOU BACK
WITH THE HALF A MILLION
DOLLARS WE MAKE.Copy !req
369. OK? ALL RIGHT, NOW,Copy !req
370. I BETTER GO
CHECK ON KEL.Copy !req
371. HEY, KEL,
YOU READY?Copy !req
372. NO, I'M NERVOUS.Copy !req
373. DON'T BE NERVOUS.Copy !req
374. ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE
ARE WAITING TO SPEND A
FORTUNE ON YOUR PAINTINGS.Copy !req
375. AND THAT
MAKES ME QUEASY.Copy !req
376. EXCUSE ME. ARE THESE
ALL THE PAINTINGS?Copy !req
377. WHY, YES, MA'AM.
THE AUCTION WILL BEGIN
IN A FEW MINUTES.Copy !req
378. THAT'S WHAT I WANTED
TO DISCUSS WITH YOU.Copy !req
379. I WAS WONDERING IF
PERHAPS I MIGHT PURCHASECopy !req
380. ONE OF MR. KIMBALL'S
PAINTINGS NOW,Copy !req
381. BEFORE THE AUCTION BEGINS.Copy !req
382. OK!Copy !req
383. NO.Copy !req
384. BUT I AM WILLING
TO OFFER YOU $20,000Copy !req
385. FOR ANY ONE
OF THESE PAINTINGS.Copy !req
386. WHOOOOH!Copy !req
387. AAAAH!Copy !req
388. I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'LL
HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL
THE AUCTION BEGINS. BYE.Copy !req
389. OH, POOP!Copy !req
390. NOW, LOOK AT THAT.
YOU MADE HER SAY,
"OH, POOP!"Copy !req
391. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
392. ARE YOU?Copy !req
393. THAT DISTINGUISHED WOMAN
WAS GOING TO OFFER US $20,000Copy !req
394. FOR ANY ONE OF
MY PAINTINGS.Copy !req
395. SO, KEL,
THAT'S NOTHING.Copy !req
396. LAST TIME I CHECKED,
$20,000 WAS A LITTLE
SOMETHING-SOMETHING!Copy !req
397. KEL, I INVITED THE GUY
THAT BOUGHT YOUR FIRST
PAINTING. REMEMBER?Copy !req
398. WALDORF KENSINGTON,
THE RICH GUY?Copy !req
399. MAN, HE'LL PAY 3 TIMES
WHAT THAT LADY WILL FOR
ONE OF YOUR PAINTINGS.Copy !req
400. OH.Copy !req
401. YEAH.Copy !req
402. GUYS!Copy !req
403. MR. KENSINGTON IS HERE.Copy !req
404. KEL, LET THE AUCTION
BEGIN!Copy !req
405. COME ON.
PREPARE TO BE
RICH AND FAMOUS.Copy !req
406. AND QUEASY. OH!Copy !req
407. YOU KNOW, MY MOTHER
IRONED MY PANTS.Copy !req
408. EXCELLENT.Copy !req
409. AH, MR. KENSINGTON,
HOW NICE OF YOU
TO COME, SIR.Copy !req
410. THANK YOU
FOR HAVING ME.Copy !req
411. I'M READY TO PURCHASE
SOME FINE, FINE ART WORK.Copy !req
412. THAT SOUNDS FINE,
FINE TO ME.Copy !req
413. PURCHASE AWAY.Copy !req
414. I THINK YOU KNOW HELEN
FROM ART ONE GALLERY.Copy !req
415. OH, OF COURSE.Copy !req
416. AND, UH...Copy !req
417. WHERE IS OUR TALENTED
YOUNG ARTIST?Copy !req
418. OH, HE'S RIGHT
OVER THERE. KEL!Copy !req
419. KEL, COME OVER HERE AND
MEET YOUR BIGGEST FAN.Copy !req
420. HEY!
WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
421. CARL KIMBELL, IT IS
A DISTINCT PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, SIR.Copy !req
422. I HAVE BEEN A FAN
OF YOUR FINE PAINTINGS
FOR OVER 20 YEARS.Copy !req
423. HUH—WHAT?
CARL KIMBELL?Copy !req
424. NO, NO, MY NAME'S
KEL KIMBALL.Copy !req
425. KIMBALL? YOU'RE NOT
THE ARTIST CARL KIMBELL
OF SWEDEN?Copy !req
426. NO. I'M THE TEENAGER
KEL KIMBALL OF CHICAGO.Copy !req
427. WELL, THERE'S
A HUGE MISTAKE.Copy !req
428. NO, NO, NO, NO!
NO MISTAKE!Copy !req
429. KEL IS FROM SWEDEN.
YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
430. WE BOTH ARE.Copy !req
431. ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
KEL? YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
432. WE ARE FROM SWEDEN,
MM-HMM, YEAH.Copy !req
433. SWEDEN IS WHERE
WE ARE FROM.Copy !req
434. YEAH...Copy !req
435. THIS IS NOT
SWEDE TALK.Copy !req
436. WELL, YOU
DON'T LIKE—Copy !req
437. SO, WAIT!Copy !req
438. YOU ONLY SPENT $50,000
ON KEL'S PAINTINGCopy !req
439. BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
HE WAS ANOTHER PAINTER
NAMED CARL KIMBELL?Copy !req
440. HA HA HA!Copy !req
441. HEY, THAT'S
PRETTY FUNNY!Copy !req
442. DO YOU MEAN TO SAY
THAT THE PAINTINGCopy !req
443. THAT I PURCHASED
IN YOUR GALLERYCopy !req
444. WAS NOT DONE BY
THE SWEDISH ARTIST
CARL KIMBELL?Copy !req
445. IT WASN'T?Copy !req
446. NO.Copy !req
447. WELL, SLAP ME
WITH A SPOON.Copy !req
448. WELL, THIS IS
AN OUTRAGE!Copy !req
449. I WANT MY $50,000
BACK IMMEDIATELY!Copy !req
450. YES, SIR.
NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
451. I GO.Copy !req
452. WE ALL GO!Copy !req
453. Y'ALL
CAN'T ALL GO,
NOW COME ON!Copy !req
454. OH, COME ON BACK
ART PEOPLE.Copy !req
455. DON'T
TAKE THE FOOD!Copy !req
456. OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
KEL IS FROM SWEDEN!Copy !req
457. KEL IS—OH,
COME ON, NOW.Copy !req
458. WAIT A MINUTE!
DON'T YOU WANT
TO BUY MY STUFF?Copy !req
459. PLEASE!Copy !req
460. MISS HELEN? HELEN?
MISS HELEN?Copy !req
461. DON'T YOU WANT TO BUY
SOME OF KEL'S PAINTINGS
FOR YOUR ART GALLERY?Copy !req
462. I AM AFRAID NOT!Copy !req
463. UH—UH—?Copy !req
464. KENAN!Copy !req
465. YOU, LADY!Copy !req
466. WE'LL TAKE THAT $20,000
YOU OFFERED, REMEMBER?Copy !req
467. YOU'LL GET NOTHING
AND LIKE IT!Copy !req
468. WE GOT NOTHING.Copy !req
469. BUT WE DON'T LIKE IT!Copy !req
470. WHOO!Copy !req
471. THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!Copy !req
472. OH, Y'ALL
BETTER STOP.Copy !req
473. HA! THANKS A LOT!Copy !req
474. WHAT YOU ALL MAD FOR?Copy !req
475. MAN, YOU MADE ME PAINT
ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT,Copy !req
476. THEN YOU BLEW
$20,000 FOR US.
NOW WE GOT NOTHING.Copy !req
477. AH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
WE HAVE THIS.Copy !req
478. WE AIN'T GOT NOTHING!Copy !req
479. YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME!Copy !req
480. EVERY TIME!Copy !req
481. LOOK! WE STILL GOT THIS
WONDERFUL PAINTING THAT
YOU DID OF MY DADDY.Copy !req
482. THAT? IT'S UGLY!
AIN'T NOBODY GONNA BUY IT.Copy !req
483. OH, YEAH?
WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
484. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY!Copy !req
485. I HAVE A KEL ORIGINAL
HERE OF MY DADDY.Copy !req
486. WHO WILL GIVE ME
$5,000 FOR IT?Copy !req
487. COME ON, 5,000.
HERE WE GO, 5,000.Copy !req
488. 5,000? 5,000?Copy !req
489. ALL RIGHT,
MAYBE 4,000?Copy !req
490. $4,000? THAT'LL WORK
FOR Y'ALL? 4,000?Copy !req
491. MAYBE THAT'S TOO STEEP
FOR YOUR POCKETS?
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE 3,000?Copy !req
492. 3,000 AND SOME BIG,
FAT BISCUITS? MAYBE?
3,000? 3,000?Copy !req
493. 3,000?Copy !req
494. MAN, THIS
IS HUMILIATING.Copy !req
495. HUSH!Copy !req
496. OH, ALL RIGHT.
I GOT ONE.Copy !req
497. $1,000, RIGHT HERE.
$1,000 FOR A KEL—Copy !req
498. COME ON, Y'ALL—OH!Copy !req
499. I'LL GIVE YOU
10 BUCKS FOR IT.Copy !req
500. 10 BUCKS?
10 BUCKS?Copy !req
501. SOLD!
SOLD!Copy !req
502. COME ON DOWN.Copy !req
503. WHOO!Copy !req
504. MAN,
YOU GO AHEAD!Copy !req
505. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
506. I GUESS YOU MIGHT
WANT TO HANG THATCopy !req
507. IN YOUR LIVING ROOM
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.Copy !req
508. UP IN YOUR BEDROOM
OR IN A BATHROOM.Copy !req
509. YOU KNOW...Copy !req
510. WHAT YOU DOING
THERE, FELLA?Copy !req
511. HERE, YOU CAN
KEEP THIS PART.Copy !req
512. YOU'RE GIVING
IT BACK?Copy !req
513. I JUST WANTED
THE FRAME.
SEE YA!Copy !req
514. OH, MY EGO!Copy !req
515. MAN...
FORGET THIS!Copy !req
516. ART BITES, MAN!Copy !req
517. YEAH!Copy !req
518. AARH! AARH!Copy !req
519. MAN... BUT
YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
520. I GOT SOMETHING
FOR US TO DOCopy !req
521. THAT'LL MAKE US FORGET
THE MISFORTUNES
OF THIS WHOLE EPISODE.Copy !req
522. WHAT?Copy !req
523. WELL, YOU'LL SEE
SOON ENOUGH.
NOW, LOOKY HERE.Copy !req
524. I'M GONNA NEED
YOU TO GRAB 900
HARD-BOILED EGGS,Copy !req
525. A SLING-SHOT, AND
A CHAINSAW, AND
MEET ME ON THE ROOF.Copy !req
526. COME ON, TIDDLYWINK!Copy !req
527. BOY, I GOT TOO MUCH
ENERGY! WOOP!Copy !req
528. KENAN!Copy !req
529. TIDDLYWINK?Copy !req
530. TIDDLYWINK AND KENAN?
THAT'S TOMORROW.Copy !req
531. WHY ARE WE GOING ON THE ROOF
WITH SOME HARD-BOILED EGGS
AND A CHAINSAW?Copy !req
532. KENAN! EGGS MAKE ME BURP.
SEE, I'M THINKING ABOUT IT.Copy !req
533. OH, KENAN! KENAN!
COME ON, COME BACK!Copy !req
534. HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
535. WHY?Copy !req
536. KENAN & KELWAS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCECopy !req
537. AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
IN ORLANDOCopy !req
538. AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS,
FLORIDA.Copy !req