1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND U.S.
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
4. OH!Copy !req
5. HEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...Copy !req
6. KENAN!Copy !req
7. OH, THANK YOU!Copy !req
8. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
9. WHOO!Copy !req
10. HEY, LADIESCopy !req
11. AND GENTLEMEN...Copy !req
12. UH, KEL!Copy !req
13. OH, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
14. WHOO!Copy !req
15. HEY, WHAT'S THAT THING?Copy !req
16. THIS IS GONNA
TELL US WHAT TONIGHT'S
SHOW IS ABOUT.Copy !req
17. WE SPIN THE WHEEL.
THEN WE READ THE CARDCopy !req
18. AND FIND OUT
WHAT THE SHOW'S
GONNA BE ABOUT.Copy !req
19. I DON'T KNOW.
CAN'T WE JUST
SHOW A RERUN?Copy !req
20. NO, FISH STICK.
NOW, COME ON. LET'S GO.Copy !req
21. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE.Copy !req
22. UHH!Copy !req
23. WHAT'S IT SAY?Copy !req
24. IT SAYS, "ON TONIGHT'S
EPISODE OF KENAN & KEL,Copy !req
25. KEL DRESSES UP LIKE A
WOMAN AND GETS A RACCOON
STUCK IN HIS PANTYHOSE."Copy !req
26. NO, NO, NO.
UH-UH.Copy !req
27. NO, I WILL NOT
DRESS UP LIKE A WOMAN.Copy !req
28. NO PANTYHOSE OR RACCOON.
TRY AGAIN. COME ON.Copy !req
29. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
30. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
31. UHH!Copy !req
32. WHAT'S IT SAY?
WHAT'S IT SAY?Copy !req
33. OK, IT SAYS,
"KENAN DIPS KEL IN
SOME HOT MELTED BUTTER.Copy !req
34. THEN KEL JUMPS OUT OF
A AIRPLANE BUCK NAKED."Copy !req
35. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
36. NOW, THAT'S COMEDY!Copy !req
37. NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
38. I WILL NOT JUMP OUT
OF AN AIRPLANE NAKED.Copy !req
39. LET ME TRY.
I WANT TO SPIN THIS TIME.Copy !req
40. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
41. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
42. OH...Copy !req
43. OOH!Copy !req
44. HO HO HO!Copy !req
45. HA HA HA!Copy !req
46. WOULD YOU STOP GIGGLING?
WHAT'S IT SAY?Copy !req
47. OH...Copy !req
48. HUH?Copy !req
49. PLEASE?Copy !req
50. OH, IT'S GONNA BE
BE A GOOD SHOW.Copy !req
51. I CAN'T WAIT!Copy !req
52. FOLLOW ME, CUPCAKE.Copy !req
53. OHH...Copy !req
54. KENAN, WHAT DID
THAT CARD SAY?Copy !req
55. YO, KENAN,
YOU GOT TO TELL ME!Copy !req
56. KENAN, O-O-O-OK.Copy !req
57. I'LL GET IN PANTYHOSE.Copy !req
58. KENAN!Copy !req
59. YOU CAN BUTTER ME.Copy !req
60. KENAN!Copy !req
61. AW, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
62. MAN! WE HAVEN'T HAD A CUSTOMER
IN HERE ALL DAY.Copy !req
63. OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!Copy !req
64. HA! THERE.Copy !req
65. KENAN ROCKMORE.Copy !req
66. GETS THE SIGNAL...Copy !req
67. WINDS IT UP...Copy !req
68. HERE COMES THE PITCH.Copy !req
69. COULD YOU GIVE ME
A HAND WITH THE—Copy !req
70. AAH!Copy !req
71. OH, I'M SORRY.
LET ME HELP YOU.Copy !req
72. OH!Copy !req
73. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT.Copy !req
74. OH!Copy !req
75. OH!Copy !req
76. WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?Copy !req
77. I-I-I'M SORRY, CHRIS.
I GOT BORED.Copy !req
78. YOU GOT BORED,
SO YOU TRIED TO KILL ME
WITH MY OWN FRUIT?Copy !req
79. WELL, WHAT ELSE
AM I GONNA DO?Copy !req
80. WE HAVEN'T HAD A CUSTOMER
IN THE STORE ALL DAY.Copy !req
81. DID YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR?Copy !req
82. YES, I UNLOCKED THE DOOR.Copy !req
83. SEE?Copy !req
84. HEY, KENAN!Copy !req
85. OOOHHH!Copy !req
86. OOH, HERE COMES KEL
ON HIS NEW ROLLERBLADES.Copy !req
87. THERE WILL BE
NO ROLLERBLADING
IN THIS STORE.Copy !req
88. KEL, YOU ARE
TO TAKE OFF THOSE
ROLLERBLADES—Copy !req
89. AAH!
AAH!Copy !req
90. OOPS!Copy !req
91. OOPS,
MY PATOOTIE!Copy !req
92. ALL RIGHT, WELL,
CALM DOWN, CHRIS.Copy !req
93. WE'LL CLEAN THIS UP.Copy !req
94. OH, WHAT'S
THE POINT?Copy !req
95. WE'VE BARELY
HAD 3 CUSTOMERS
THIS WEEK.Copy !req
96. I MIGHT AS WELL
JUST CLOSE
THE PLACE DOWN.Copy !req
97. IF YOU DO, CAN I HAVE
ALL THE ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
98. YOU'LL GET NOTHING
AND LIKE IT!Copy !req
99. WELL!Copy !req
100. CHRIS, I'M TELLING YOU,Copy !req
101. THE KEY TO GETTING
THE CUSTOMERS IS TO
SELL LOTTERY TICKETS.Copy !req
102. AW, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
103. I DO!
LOOK AT THE NEWSPAPER.Copy !req
104. ILLINOIS LOTTERY,
UP TO $64,000,000.Copy !req
105. EVERYONE IN CHICAGO
IS BUYING A TICKET.Copy !req
106. I'M TELLING YOU,
IF WE SELL THEM HERE,
WE GET THE CUSTOMERS.Copy !req
107. I THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
108. WELL, THEN,
IT MUST BE A BAD IDEA.Copy !req
109. WELL, THEN, IT MUST
BE A BAD IDEA.Copy !req
110. STOP THE MOCKERY!Copy !req
111. CHRIS, LISTEN.
THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE—Copy !req
112. NO, NO, NO.
WE DON'T NEED LOTTERY
TICKETS TO GET BUSINESS.Copy !req
113. ALL WE NEED IS
GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
SALESMANSHIP.Copy !req
114. YOU GOT TO BE
AGGRESSIVE.Copy !req
115. OOH,
YOU GOT A CUSTOMER.Copy !req
116. I'LL HANDLE THIS.Copy !req
117. WELL, HELLO, YOUNG MAN,Copy !req
118. AND WELCOME TO RIGBY'S.Copy !req
119. MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
120. YEAH. I WANT A ROOT BEER.Copy !req
121. OH, ROOT BEER.
OF COURSE!Copy !req
122. WELL, COME RIGHT
OVER HERE.Copy !req
123. OH, LOOK. I HAVE
AN ENTIRE CASE
OF ROOT BEER.Copy !req
124. THERE YOU GO.
YOU'RE A FINE
YOUNG MAN.Copy !req
125. THAT WILL BE $24.Copy !req
126. BUT I JUST WANT ONE CAN.Copy !req
127. ONE CAN?
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?Copy !req
128. WHAT KIND OF A TWISTED
KID ONLY BUYS ONE CAN
OF ROOT BEER AT A TIME?Copy !req
129. UH, CHRIS... CALM DOWN.Copy !req
130. LISTEN, BOY,
YOU BUY THE WHOLE
CASE OF ROOT BEER,Copy !req
131. OR YOU'LL GET
NO ROOT BEER
AT ALL, EVER!Copy !req
132. HEY, KEEP THE
ROOT BEER, FREAK.Copy !req
133. SO... LOTTERY TICKETS.Copy !req
134. ONE AT
A TIME, PLEASE.
ONE AT A TIME!Copy !req
135. OK, OK,
THAT'S IT.
IT'S 8:00.Copy !req
136. TIME'S UP.
RIGBY'S IS CLOSED.Copy !req
137. AW...Copy !req
138. OUT! OUT!
EVERYBODY OUT!Copy !req
139. YEAH! GO HOME!Copy !req
140. PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING
IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.Copy !req
141. GOOD LUCK,
EVERYBODY. GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
142. WELL, CHRIS?Copy !req
143. KENAN, YOU WERE RIGHT.Copy !req
144. I SHOULD HAVE STARTED
SELLING LOTTERY TICKETS
IN HERE YEARS AGO.Copy !req
145. I BET THIS IS THE
BIGGEST DAY RIGBY'S
HAS EVER SEEN.Copy !req
146. OH!Copy !req
147. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
148. MISS QUAGMIRE, I'M VERY SORRY,
BUT THE STORE IS CLOSED.Copy !req
149. YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE.Copy !req
150. BUT, PLEASE,
I HAVEN'T PURCHASED
MY LOTTERY TICKETS YET.Copy !req
151. OH, TOO BAD.
HASTA LA SEE YA.Copy !req
152. OOF!Copy !req
153. LISTEN TO ME, WEASEL.Copy !req
154. I WANT LOTTERY TICKETS,
AND I WANT THEM NOW!Copy !req
155. KENAN, PLEASE SELL
MISS QUAGMIRECopy !req
156. ALL THE LOTTERY TICKETS
SHE WOULD LIKE.Copy !req
157. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
158. SURE. HOW MANY
DO YOU WANT,
MISS QUAGMIRE?Copy !req
159. WELL, I'M FEELING
A BIT SAUCY TODAY.Copy !req
160. MAKE THAT TWO!Copy !req
161. MY, THAT IS SAUCY!Copy !req
162. TWO LOTTERY TICKETS
COMING UP.Copy !req
163. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
164. GOOD LUCK,
QUAGMIRE.Copy !req
165. OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
166. OH...Copy !req
167. CHRIS, MAN,
CHECK IT OUT.
CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
168. ZOWIE!Copy !req
169. LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY
WE MADE TODAY!Copy !req
170. MAN, WHAT A BUNCH
OF SUCKERS,Copy !req
171. JUST THROWING AWAY ALL
THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY
ON LOTTERY TICKETS.Copy !req
172. WHEN THEY HAVE PRACTICALLY
NO CHANCE OF WINNING
THAT $64,000,000.Copy !req
173. NO CHANCE AT ALL.Copy !req
174. DREAMERS.Copy !req
175. IDIOTS.Copy !req
176. SO HOW MANY TICKETS
YOU WANT?Copy !req
177. 20!
I WANT 30!Copy !req
178. ME, TOO!Copy !req
179. WAIT! WAIT!
HOLD UP!Copy !req
180. WHAT?Copy !req
181. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
SPEND $30 EACH
ON LOTTERY TICKETS?Copy !req
182. COME ON. CAN WE THINK?
WILL WE THINK?Copy !req
183. DO THE RIGHT THING,
DO THE RIGHT THING.Copy !req
184. HE'S RIGHT.Copy !req
185. YEAH.Copy !req
186. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
187. GIVE ME 50!Copy !req
188. I'M GONNA BE RICH!Copy !req
189. HERE!Copy !req
190. HAND ME THE TICKET.Copy !req
191. COME ON, KEL.
WE GOT TO HURRY UP
AND GET TO MY HOUSECopy !req
192. BEFORE THEY DRAW
THE WINNING NUMBERS.Copy !req
193. I WANT TO BE WITH MY
FAMILY WHEN I BECOME
A MILLIONAIRE.Copy !req
194. MAN, THERE IS
NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA
WIN THAT LOTTERY.Copy !req
195. OH, YEAH?
YOU JUST WAIT.Copy !req
196. WHAT?Copy !req
197. HEY, WHY DON'T YOUBUY
A LOTTERY TICKET?Copy !req
198. I TOLD YOU, I WILL
NOT SPEND MY MONEY
ON LOTTERY TICKETS.Copy !req
199. COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
200. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT GONNA
BE ANY FUN FOR YOUCopy !req
201. IF YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY
IN CHICAGO WITHOUT
A LOTTERY TICKET.Copy !req
202. O-O-OK.
I'LL BUY ONE TICKET.Copy !req
203. THAT'S MY BOY.
WHOO!Copy !req
204. ALL RIGHT,
ONE LOTTO TICKET
FOR KEL.Copy !req
205. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
206. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.Copy !req
207. OH!Copy !req
208. WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
209. I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE
IT HOME IN TIME FOR
THE LOTTERY DRAWING.Copy !req
210. SO? COME WATCH IT
WITH US AT MY HOUSE.Copy !req
211. I'M BROCK RICHARDS,Copy !req
212. AND THIS IS THE ILLINOIS
TURBO LOTTO!Copy !req
213. ARE WE LATE?Copy !req
214. COME SIT.
SIT, SIT.Copy !req
215. OH!Copy !req
216. WHOA!Copy !req
217. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
218. I CAN'T BREATHE.Copy !req
219. YOU CAN BREATHE LATER.Copy !req
220. ALL RIGHTIE,
THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME.Copy !req
221. LET'S GET THESE BALLS
A-BOUNCIN'!Copy !req
222. FOR $64,000,000,
THE FIRST NUMBER IS...Copy !req
223. ALL RIGHT,
COME ON! COME ON!Copy !req
224. 23.Copy !req
225. 23!
23!
23!Copy !req
226. AWW...Copy !req
227. AND OUR SECOND NUMBER IS...Copy !req
228. 10!Copy !req
229. I GOT 10!Copy !req
230. OUR NEXT NUMBER IS...Copy !req
231. 15!Copy !req
232. 15! OK.Copy !req
233. I GOT 15!
I GOT 15!Copy !req
234. AND NOW OUR FOURTH NUMBER...Copy !req
235. 38!Copy !req
236. I GOT 38!Copy !req
237. YOU GOT 38.Copy !req
238. NO, NO.Copy !req
239. OUR NEXT NUMBER...Copy !req
240. 42!Copy !req
241. 42. IT'S 42!Copy !req
242. I GOT 42.
I GOT 42.Copy !req
243. AND NOW, OUR LAST NUMBER...
FOR $64,000,000...Copy !req
244. 17!Copy !req
245. 17?Copy !req
246. 17?Copy !req
247. I HATE THE
TURBO LOTTO!Copy !req
248. THAT IS THE LAST
TIME I PLAY!Copy !req
249. 30 BUCKS
DOWN THE DRAIN.Copy !req
250. MOTHER IS GOING
TO KILL ME.Copy !req
251. WHAT A RIPOFF!Copy !req
252. I WON.Copy !req
253. MAN, THE ILLINOIS
LOTTERY HAS GOT
TO BE THE DUMBEST—Copy !req
254. WHAT DID YOU
SAY, KEL?Copy !req
255. I WON!Copy !req
256. KEL!
DID YOU SAY...Copy !req
257. YOU WON?Copy !req
258. HE WON? WHO WON?Copy !req
259. I WON!Copy !req
260. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
LET ME SEE THAT TICKET.Copy !req
261. KEL WON!Copy !req
262. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
263. ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN.
SETTLE DOWN.Copy !req
264. WHEN DO I GET MY MONEY?Copy !req
265. OK, LET ME SEE
THE TICKET.Copy !req
266. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
267. OK, IT SAYS HERE
TO REDEEM ALL WINNING
TICKETS WITHIN 24 HOURSCopy !req
268. AT THE LOCAL
ILLINOIS LOTTERY CENTER.Copy !req
269. COOL. WE'LL GO
AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW.Copy !req
270. I'LL TAKE YOU.
I HAVE A RADIO IN MY CAR.Copy !req
271. ALL RIGHT. COOL.Copy !req
272. KEL, TOMORROW
YOU BECOME
A MILLIONAIRE!Copy !req
273. YOU, TOO!Copy !req
274. HUH?Copy !req
275. I'M GONNA SPLIT
THE MONEY WITH YOU.Copy !req
276. KEL,
YOU MEAN IT, MAN?Copy !req
277. YEAH. I MEAN,
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.Copy !req
278. I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE
A MILLIONAIRE WITHOUT YOU.Copy !req
279. OHH...Copy !req
280. UH, KEL?Copy !req
281. YEAH?Copy !req
282. I LOVE YOU, BABY.Copy !req
283. OH...Copy !req
284. OH...Copy !req
285. THERE YOU ARE!
WHERE'S THE TICKET?Copy !req
286. RIGHT HERE.
I HAVEN'T LET IT
OUT OF MY SIGHT.Copy !req
287. GREAT. LET'S GO!Copy !req
288. OK.Copy !req
289. OH...Copy !req
290. GOOD AFTERNOON.Copy !req
291. I'M SORRY,
MISS QUAGMIRE,Copy !req
292. BUT WE ARE CLOSING
FOR THE AFTERNOON.Copy !req
293. FINE. YOU MAY CLOSE
AFTER I GET A FEW THINGS.Copy !req
294. WELL, WHAT YOU NEED,
QUAGMIRE?Copy !req
295. HURRY!
PLEASE!Copy !req
296. I WANT SOME TUNA FISH...Copy !req
297. KITTY LITTER...Copy !req
298. HOT SAUCE...Copy !req
299. AND ONE
NOSE HAIR CLIPPER.Copy !req
300. THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
301. KEL,
YOU BAG IT UP
FOR HER.Copy !req
302. THAT'LL BE 16.27.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
303. WHOO!Copy !req
304. MM-HMM.Copy !req
305. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
306. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
307. THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR COMING BY.Copy !req
308. THANK YOU,
MISS QUAGMIRE.Copy !req
309. WE APPRECIATE
YOUR BUSINESS ALWAYS.Copy !req
310. LET'S GO GET RICH, BABY!Copy !req
311. DING DING DING,
DING DANG DING!Copy !req
312. GENTLEMEN,
MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
313. OH, YEAH! I DO BELIEVE
YOU CAN HELP US.Copy !req
314. YES, WE'LL BE NEEDING
QUITE A BIT OF HELP.Copy !req
315. WHOO!Copy !req
316. KEL.Copy !req
317. $64,000,000, PLEASE.Copy !req
318. YOU—
YOU HAVE THE WINNING
LOTTERY TICKET?Copy !req
319. I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO-OOH!Copy !req
320. AND I GET HALF, HALF,
HALF, HALF-AH!Copy !req
321. THAT'S CERTAINLY RIGHT-A,
RIGHT-A, RIGHT-A, RIGHT-A!Copy !req
322. SHOW HIM THE TICKET.Copy !req
323. YEAH. WHIP THAT
BAD BOY OUT.Copy !req
324. I'M GONNA WHIP
THAT BAD BOY OUT.Copy !req
325. BOY, WE GONNA
BE RICH!Copy !req
326. TITO!Copy !req
327. STOP PLAYING
WITH ME, JERMAINE.Copy !req
328. KENAN!Copy !req
329. LEAVE ME ALONE,
MICHAEL!Copy !req
330. KENAN!Copy !req
331. WHAT?Copy !req
332. NO!Copy !req
333. I CAN'T FIND THE TICKET!Copy !req
334. BUT THIS ISN'T
HAPPENING!Copy !req
335. CHECK YOUR POCKETS!Copy !req
336. I DID!Copy !req
337. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!Copy !req
338. HOW COULD YOU LOSE
A 64 BA-MILLION-DOLLAR
TICKET?Copy !req
339. I DON'T BA-KNOW!Copy !req
340. ALL I KNOW IS,
I HAD IT WHEN I CAME
HERE AFTER SCHOOL.Copy !req
341. HE'S RIGHT. I REMEMBER
HE SHOWED IT TO ME.Copy !req
342. THAT MEANS
THAT THE TICKET
HAS GOT TO BECopy !req
343. SOMEWHERE HERE
IN THE STORE.Copy !req
344. OK. LET'S JUST CALMLY
SEARCH THE PLACE.Copy !req
345. RIGHT.Copy !req
346. UH-HUH.Copy !req
347. AAH!
AAH!
AAH!Copy !req
348. BYE-BYE, HAPPINESS.Copy !req
349. BYE-BYE,
MY $64,000,000.Copy !req
350. THIS IS
TOO DEPRESSING.Copy !req
351. I'M GONNA GO HOME
AND SHAVE MOTHER.Copy !req
352. KEL, I JUST HAVE
ONE QUESTION.Copy !req
353. WHAT?Copy !req
354. WHY?Copy !req
355. WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE
JUST KEPT THE TICKET
IN YOUR HAND?Copy !req
356. WELL, I DID
UNTIL YOU WANTED MECopy !req
357. TO BAG MISS QUAGMIRE'S
GROCERIES.Copy !req
358. HUH!
HUH!Copy !req
359. MISS QUAGMIRE!Copy !req
360. YEAH. I PROBABLY
DROPPED IT IN
HER GROCERY BAG!Copy !req
361. SHE PROBABLY
HAS THE TICKET AND
DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT.Copy !req
362. ALL RIGHT!
LET'S CALL HER.Copy !req
363. NO, NO, NO, NO,
JUICY FRUIT.Copy !req
364. WE CAN'T LET HER KNOW
THAT SHE HAS THE TICKETCopy !req
365. 'CAUSE SHE MIGHT NOT
GIVE IT BACK.Copy !req
366. HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET THAT TICKET?Copy !req
367. WE GOT TO GET INSIDE
MISS QUAGMIRE'S HOUSECopy !req
368. AND LOOK FOR THE TICKET
WITHOUT LETTING HER KNOW
THAT WE'RE LOOKING.Copy !req
369. LET'S GO!Copy !req
370. BUT IT'S MIDNIGHT!Copy !req
371. SO? WE GOT
TO GET THAT TICKET!Copy !req
372. UH-UH. WE'RE GONNA
GET IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
373. L-L-LOOKY HERE.Copy !req
374. NOW, FOR $64,000,000,
YOU'RE GONNA RISK
A LITTLE TROUBLE.Copy !req
375. COME ON HERE.Copy !req
376. NO!Copy !req
377. YOU BETTER GET ON
OUT THE DOOR.Copy !req
378. OH, MY BAD. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
379. Miss Quagmire:
JUST A MOMENT.Copy !req
380. HERE I COME.Copy !req
381. HERE I COME.Copy !req
382. GOOD EVENING,
MISS QUAGMIRE.Copy !req
383. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
384. KENAN! KEL! IT'S MIDNIGHT!
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?Copy !req
385. UM...Copy !req
386. UH...Copy !req
387. WE CAME BY
TO BRING YOU THE...Copy !req
388. WHOO.Copy !req
389. TO BRING ME WHAT?Copy !req
390. BRING, UH...Copy !req
391. PFFFT.Copy !req
392. UH... HOLD ON.Copy !req
393. WHAT HAPPENED WAS, SEE,
THERE WAS, UM...Copy !req
394. UM...Copy !req
395. SEE? WE BROUGHT YOU
THIS MAILBOX.Copy !req
396. THAT'S MYMAILBOX.Copy !req
397. YEAH. YOU LEFT
IT OUTSIDE.Copy !req
398. IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE OUTSIDE.Copy !req
399. OH, YEAH.
CAN WE COME
IN YOUR HOUSE?Copy !req
400. WELL, I—
IT'S A BIT QUEER,Copy !req
401. BUT ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
402. COOL.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
403. WE'RE IN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
404. ALL RIGHT.
WOW. NICE.Copy !req
405. I'D OFFER YOU
SOMETHING, BUT I—Copy !req
406. OH, YEAH.
I'LL TAKE SOME COCOA.Copy !req
407. I LOVE
ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
408. Miss Quagmire: ALL RIGHT.
I'LL FETCH THE BEVERAGES.Copy !req
409. OH, YEAH.
FETCH THE BEVERAGES.Copy !req
410. MM-HMM.
FETCH ON, FETCH ON.Copy !req
411. FIND THAT LOTTERY TICKET.Copy !req
412. OK.Copy !req
413. HEY, LOOK, KENAN.Copy !req
414. HERE'S A PICTURE OF
MISS QUAGMIRE WHEN SHE
WAS JUST A LITTLE THING.Copy !req
415. PUT THAT DOWN.Copy !req
416. AAH!Copy !req
417. Kenan!Copy !req
418. SHH. FIND THE
LOTTERY TICKET.Copy !req
419. HERE WE ARE.Copy !req
420. KENAN, HERE'S YOUR COCOA.Copy !req
421. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
422. KEL, HERE'S
YOUR ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
423. OH...Copy !req
424. YOU'VE GOT
MY GOLDFISH!Copy !req
425. OH!Copy !req
426. GIVE ME—DON'T!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT?Copy !req
427. WHOOPS, I SPILLED
MY COCOA.Copy !req
428. I SPILLED MY COCOA.
LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
429. OH. OHH...Copy !req
430. GET RID OF THE FISH.Copy !req
431. LET ME HELP YOU THERE,
MISS QUAGMIRE.Copy !req
432. Miss Quagmire:
I'D BETTER GO GET
A WET TOWEL.Copy !req
433. OH, OK.
GOOD IDEA.
RUN ALONG, NOW.Copy !req
434. WOULD YOU STOP PLAYING?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req
435. THERE'S A FISH
IN MY PANTS!Copy !req
436. JUST HELP ME FIND
THE LOTTERY TICKET!Copy !req
437. OW!Copy !req
438. WHAT NOW?Copy !req
439. THE FISH BIT ME!Copy !req
440. SO? JUST FIND THE TICKET.Copy !req
441. KEL, LOOK!
RIGBY'S GROCERY BAGS!Copy !req
442. I'LL BET IF YOU DROPPED
THE TICKET IN HERE,Copy !req
443. THEY'RE PROBABLY
STILL IN HERE.Copy !req
444. HEY, KENAN, LOOK—
A MOOSE. HA HA HA!Copy !req
445. AH, YOU TICKLISH?Copy !req
446. AAH!Copy !req
447. OH! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!Copy !req
448. LET ME—LET ME
PICK IT UP.Copy !req
449. IT'S HEAVY!Copy !req
450. IT'S A REAL MOOSE.Copy !req
451. IT'S A REAL MOOSE.Copy !req
452. IT'S A REAL MOOSE.Copy !req
453. OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
454. OH, I GOT YOU, KENAN.Copy !req
455. I GOT YOU.
HOLD ON! I GOT YOU.Copy !req
456. OH!Copy !req
457. OH!Copy !req
458. AAH!Copy !req
459. OH, NO!Copy !req
460. THE MOOSE!
IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!Copy !req
461. NO! NO!
WHOA! WHOA!Copy !req
462. OH, NO!Copy !req
463. RUN, MOOSE, RUN!
RUN, MOOSE, RUN!Copy !req
464. RUN, MOOSE, RUN!Copy !req
465. AAH!Copy !req
466. OHH.Copy !req
467. $64,000,000...Copy !req
468. GONE.Copy !req
469. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
470. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
471. IT'S KIND OF FUNNY
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
472. OH, YEAH. IT'S HOT.
I'M JUST—Copy !req
473. I'M JUST SPLITTING
MY SPLEEN.Copy !req
474. UH-HUH.Copy !req
475. REALLY. I MEAN, IF YOU
REALLYTHINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
476. I WON $64,000,000,Copy !req
477. THEN I JUST LOST
THE TICKET.Copy !req
478. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
479. OH, YEAH. ONLY YOU
COULD DO SOMETHING
THAT CRAZY.Copy !req
480. MERCY ON ME, BOY!
LOSING $64,000,000.Copy !req
481. WE HAD IT IN OUR HANDS,
THEN—OH!Copy !req
482. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
483. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
484. KENAN! KEL! COME CHECK OUT
THE TV! HURRY!Copy !req
485. AND TELL US,
MISS QUAGMIRE,Copy !req
486. WHERE DID YOU BUY
THE WINNING TICKET?Copy !req
487. I DIDN'T BUY IT.
I FOUND IT IN A BAG
OF GROCERIES!Copy !req
488. WHATEVER.
HERE IS YOUR CHECK
FOR $64,000,000!Copy !req
489. YES!Copy !req
490. NO!
NO!Copy !req
491. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
492. THANK YOU,
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
493. RIGHT ON.Copy !req
494. WHAT'S UP, PATRICK?
CHILL. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
495. WOW. NOW,
THAT SHOW WAS REALLY
FRUSTRATING.Copy !req
496. TELL ME ABOUT IT.Copy !req
497. YEAH, BUT AT LEAST
WE LEARNED YET ANOTHER
IMPORTANT LESSON.Copy !req
498. WHAT, YOU MEAN THAT
THERE ARE SOME THINGS
MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY,Copy !req
499. LIKE HEALTH...Copy !req
500. FRIENDSHIP, EDUCATION...Copy !req
501. AND THAT WE SHOULDN'T
PUT ALL OF OUR HOPES
AND DREAMSCopy !req
502. INTO ONE SILLY
LOTTERY TICKETCopy !req
503. BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO
SHORT AND TOO PRECIOUS
TO TAKE FOR GRANTED?Copy !req
504. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
505. THAT'S NOT THE LESSON,
COOKIE DOUGH.Copy !req
506. IT'S NOT?Copy !req
507. IT'S NOT?Copy !req
508. NO, IT'S NOT.Copy !req
509. SEE, THE LESSON IS,
IF EVER THERE IS
SOMETHING IMPORTANT,Copy !req
510. YOU'RE GONNA
SCREW IT UP!Copy !req
511. OHH!Copy !req
512. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
513. YEAH, I DOHAVE
A PLAN THAT NOT EVEN
YOU CAN SCREW UP.Copy !req
514. OH, NO.Copy !req
515. OH, YES.
HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
516. KENAN, NO!Copy !req
517. KEL, GRAB SOME
SWIMMING TRUNKS
AND SOME CATSUPCopy !req
518. AND MEET ME
AT THE ZOO.Copy !req
519. HA HA HA!Copy !req
520. "CATS-UP"?Copy !req
521. IT'S THE GENERIC
PRONUNCIATION
OF THE WORD.Copy !req
522. COME ON, PARTY PANTS.Copy !req
523. OH, PARTY PANTS...Copy !req
524. PARTY PANTS?Copy !req
525. K-K-K-KENAN, WHY THE ZOO?Copy !req
526. I'M NOT AN ANIMAL!Copy !req
527. I'M A TV CHARACTER!Copy !req
528. AW, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
529. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND U.S.
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
530. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.Copy !req
531. PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTECopy !req
532. WHY?Copy !req
533. KENAN & KEL WAS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCECopy !req
534. AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
IN ORLANDOCopy !req
535. AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS,
FLORIDA.Copy !req