1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. QUIET! SHH!Copy !req
4. NOW TODAY IS KENAN'S BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
5. SHH!Copy !req
6. ALL RIGHT. WHEN KENAN COMES OUT,Copy !req
7. I WANT EVERYBODY TO JUMP UPCopy !req
8. AND SAY SURPRISE! YOU GOT IT?Copy !req
9. YES!Copy !req
10. KENAN!Copy !req
11. KENAN!Copy !req
12. COME ON OUT.Copy !req
13. SURPRISE!Copy !req
14. AAH!Copy !req
15. HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
BUDDY!Copy !req
16. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
17. OH!Copy !req
18. UH-OH. OOPS-Y-DAISY.Copy !req
19. KEL!Copy !req
20. HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR MIND?Copy !req
21. WELL...Copy !req
22. WHAT IS ALL THIS?Copy !req
23. WELL, IT'S
YOUR BIRTHDAY. DUH!Copy !req
24. DUH! IT'S NOT
MY BIRTHDAY,
HUCKLEBERRY.Copy !req
25. YOU AND THE STUDIO
AUDIENCE NEARLY
SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH.Copy !req
26. WE WERE JUST TRYING—Copy !req
27. AND WHAT IS
WITH THIS CAKE?Copy !req
28. "HAPPY BAR MITZVAH,
BENJAMIN"?Copy !req
29. WHO IS BENJAMIN?Copy !req
30. I DON'T KNOW.
THE BAR MITZVAH BOY?Copy !req
31. MAN! YOU GOT
THE WRONG DAY
AND THE WRONG CAKE.Copy !req
32. IT'S THE THOUGHT
THAT COUNTS.Copy !req
33. YOU SURE
DON'T WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I'M THINKING.Copy !req
34. OK, WELL, I'LL JUST
GET RID OF THE CAKE.Copy !req
35. WAIT A MINUTE, NOW.Copy !req
36. SINCE IT'S HERE,
I MIGHT AS WELL
MAKE A WISH.Copy !req
37. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
38. HEY! WHAT...Copy !req
39. WHAT DID YOU
WISH FOR?Copy !req
40. OH, SOMETHING...Copy !req
41. ADVENTUROUS.Copy !req
42. HA HA!Copy !req
43. ADVENTUROUS?
TELL ME!Copy !req
44. COME ON,
PUDDIN' POP.Copy !req
45. THIS WAY TO COMEDY!Copy !req
46. WHEW!Copy !req
47. KENAN! KENAN!Copy !req
48. WHAT DID YOU WISH FOR?Copy !req
49. AND, KENAN, WHY DID YOU
CALL ME PUDDIN' POP?Copy !req
50. AH, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
51. YO, CHRIS!Copy !req
52. YO YOURSELF.
YOU'RE LATE.
HOW COME YOU'RE LATE?Copy !req
53. BECAUSE I'M
NOT ON TIME?Copy !req
54. SPARE ME THE SASSING.Copy !req
55. SASSING?Copy !req
56. I'LL BE BACK
IN 2 HOURS.Copy !req
57. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
58. I'VE GOT TO TAKE MOTHER
TO THE CLINIC.Copy !req
59. SHE HAS
A 4:00 FOOT SCRAPING.Copy !req
60. FOOT SCRAPING?Copy !req
61. DOCTOR TAKES A POWER TOOL
AND SCRAPES THE CRUSTINESSCopy !req
62. OFF THE BOTTOM
OF HER NASTY FEET.Copy !req
63. EWW!Copy !req
64. THAT'S QUITE POSSIBLYCopy !req
65. THE MOST
DISGUSTING THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.Copy !req
66. YEAH, WELL,
WHILE I'M GONE, YOU ARE
IN CHARGE OF THE STORE,Copy !req
67. AND, KENAN, I EXPECT YOU
TO BEHAVE RESPONSIBLY.Copy !req
68. YOU KNOW
YOU CAN TRUST ME
TO BE RESPONSIBLY.Copy !req
69. GET IT? RESPONSIBLY.Copy !req
70. YES. WELL, YOU BETTER BE,
OR THERE WILL BE HECK TO PAY.Copy !req
71. OH! WELL, I SURE
DON'T WANT TO PAY
ANY HECK.Copy !req
72. STOP THE MOCKING.
I'LL SEE YOU
IN A LITTLE WHILE.Copy !req
73. ALL RIGHT.
LATER, CHRIS.
HAPPY SCRAPING.Copy !req
74. HAPPY SCRAPING?
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?Copy !req
75. HE'S TAKING HIS MAMA
TO GET THE CRUST
SCRAPED OFF HER FEET.Copy !req
76. OOH. COOL.Copy !req
77. HEY, HEY, HEY!
STOP EATING THOSE.Copy !req
78. WHY?Copy !req
79. BECAUSE I JUST
FINISHED PROMISING CHRIS
THAT I'D BE RESPONSIBLE.Copy !req
80. SO?Copy !req
81. SO NO MORE FREE CHIPS.Copy !req
82. MAN, WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?Copy !req
83. BECAUSE BEING
RESPONSIBLE MEANS WE
BEHAVE LIKE ADULTS.Copy !req
84. NOW, WHO WANTS
TO BEHAVE LIKE ADULTS?Copy !req
85. WE SHOULD.
WE'RE NOT LITTLE
KIDS ANYMORE.Copy !req
86. WE'RE TEENAGERS.
IT'S TIME
WE GREW UP.Copy !req
87. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
88. CLOWN!Copy !req
89. OH!Copy !req
90. A CLOWN! A CLOWN!
A CLOWN! A CLOWN!Copy !req
91. A CLOWN! A CLOWN!
A CLOWN! A CLOWN!Copy !req
92. BALLOONS!Copy !req
93. OOH! I BET HE CAN
MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS.Copy !req
94. HE CAN!Copy !req
95. OOH! MAKE ME A DOG.
COME ON.Copy !req
96. WHOO!Copy !req
97. HE'S MAGNIFICENT!Copy !req
98. OK! OK!
MY TURN. UH...Copy !req
99. MAKE ME A...
MAKE ME A...Copy !req
100. A SNAKE!Copy !req
101. SNAKE?Copy !req
102. YEAH.Copy !req
103. OOH! HE'S A GENIUS!Copy !req
104. HE'S GOING TO SNEEZE.Copy !req
105. OH, MY GRACIOUS!Copy !req
106. UH, DO YOU WANT
A HANKIE?Copy !req
107. OH!Copy !req
108. WELL, THAT HANKIE
SEEMS ENDLESS.Copy !req
109. HOW DOES HE
DO IT?Copy !req
110. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
111. HEY, COME ON.
TAKE IT EASY, GREASY.Copy !req
112. OH, YOU HONKED,
AND YOU WANT ME
TO SIT ON THE FLOOR?Copy !req
113. OH! HE WANTS ME
TO SIT ON THE FLOOR.Copy !req
114. I HOPE HE WANTS
ME TO SIT DOWN
WITH YOU.Copy !req
115. OH, YEAH, HE DOES!Copy !req
116. WHOO WHOO!Copy !req
117. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
118. OW!Copy !req
119. OH!Copy !req
120. HA HA!Copy !req
121. EWW!Copy !req
122. THIS HANKIE FEELS
ALL WET!Copy !req
123. THAT'S CLOWN MUCUS.Copy !req
124. CLOWN MUCUS!Copy !req
125. HEY!Copy !req
126. OH! I'LL BET YOU HE'S
GOING TO DO A TRICK
WITH THE MONEY.Copy !req
127. HE'S PROBABLY GOING
TO MAKE IT DISAPPEAR.Copy !req
128. WHOO!Copy !req
129. WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?Copy !req
130. WELL, HE'S...Copy !req
131. HA HA! LOOK, KENAN!Copy !req
132. HE'S RUNNING AWAY!Copy !req
133. AND WITH
ALL THE MONEY, YEP!Copy !req
134. AND WE'RE STILL
TIED UP.Copy !req
135. HE... HE'S NEVER
COMING BACK, IS HE?Copy !req
136. UH...Copy !req
137. NO.Copy !req
138. WE...Copy !req
139. WE...Copy !req
140. WE...Copy !req
141. WE'VE BEEN ROBBED
BY A CLOWN!Copy !req
142. OK, CAN YOU
DESCRIBE THE ROBBER?Copy !req
143. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
144. HE HAD
BIG BAGGY PANTS,Copy !req
145. RAINBOW HAIR,Copy !req
146. BIG HONKING BOW TIE...Copy !req
147. AND BIG OLD
FLOPPY SHOES.Copy !req
148. AND WHITE FACE...Copy !req
149. ROUND RED NOSE...Copy !req
150. LIKE THIS?Copy !req
151. THAT'S HIM!Copy !req
152. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
CAN YOU GIVE US
ANYTHING ELSECopy !req
153. THAT MIGHT HELP US
IDENTIFY THIS CLOWN?Copy !req
154. UM...Copy !req
155. THE SNEEZE!Copy !req
156. SNEEZE?Copy !req
157. YEAH. HE HAD A REAL
UNUSUAL SNEEZE.Copy !req
158. IT WAS LIKE—
[AH-AH... AHCHOO]Copy !req
159. NO, NO, KEL. ACTUALLY,
IT WAS MORE LIKE THIS.Copy !req
160. NO, NO! IT WAS
MORE LIKE THIS.Copy !req
161. I GET THE PICTURE!Copy !req
162. KENAN, SORRY
IT TOOK ME SO LONG.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
163. AAH!Copy !req
164. WHAT IS THIS?
TELL ME!Copy !req
165. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
166. I'M THE OWNER
OF THIS JOINT.Copy !req
167. YEAH, WELL,
UH, YOU JUST BEEN
ROBBED BY A CLOWN.Copy !req
168. ROBBED?Copy !req
169. BY A CLOWN.Copy !req
170. HE CAME IN,
TIED US UP, AND...Copy !req
171. AND TOOK
ALL YOUR MONEY.Copy !req
172. OH!Copy !req
173. SEE?Copy !req
174. OH!Copy !req
175. HEY, UH, WHAT'S
THE STUFF IN THE BAG?Copy !req
176. OH, THESE
ARE MY MOTHER'S
FOOT SCRAPINGS.Copy !req
177. AND THEN THE CLOWN
TOOK ALL OUR MONEYCopy !req
178. AND JUST
RAN OUT THE DOOR.Copy !req
179. UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
180. I MEAN, IF YOU
CAN'T TRUST A CLOWN,
WHO CAN YOU TRUST?Copy !req
181. WELL, KENAN,
THE IMPORTANT
THING ISCopy !req
182. THAT YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT, SON.Copy !req
183. YOU KNOW,
I'M ALL RIGHT, TOO.Copy !req
184. YEAH, GREAT.Copy !req
185. HEY, KEL,
WHAT'S THIS, MAN?Copy !req
186. OH, IT'S
CHRIS' MOTHER'S
FOOT SCRAPINGS.Copy !req
187. OH, MAN!Copy !req
188. YOU BROUGHT THAT NASTY
FOOT CRUST DUST
INTO MY HOUSE?Copy !req
189. FOOT CRUST DUST?Copy !req
190. OH, YEAH.
ISN'T IT COOL?Copy !req
191. NO! NO!Copy !req
192. HI, EVERYONE.Copy !req
193. WE'RE BACK.Copy !req
194. WHERE HAVE
YOU-ALL BEEN?Copy !req
195. WE'VE BEEN OUT BUYING
ALL KINDS OF STUFF FOR
KYRA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.Copy !req
196. LOOK, DADDY.
PARTY POPPERS.Copy !req
197. OH! MY EAR!Copy !req
198. NOW, KYRA, DON'T
SET OFF EXPLOSIVES
IN YOUR DAD'S EAR.Copy !req
199. YOU OK, HONEY?Copy !req
200. HUH?Copy !req
201. SO WHEN'S KYRA'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY?Copy !req
202. SATURDAY.Copy !req
203. YOU BETTER GIVE ME
A GOOD PRESENT.Copy !req
204. ALL RIGHT. WELL,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
205. OH!Copy !req
206. I'M A BOY,
NOT A BIRTHDAY GIFT!Copy !req
207. DID SOMEBODY
SAY SOMETHING?Copy !req
208. HUH?Copy !req
209. HELLO?Copy !req
210. UH-OH.Copy !req
211. WHAT?Copy !req
212. I FORGOT
TO GET SHRIMP.Copy !req
213. SHRIMP?Copy !req
214. 9-YEAR-OLDS
DO NOT HAVE SHRIMP
AT THEIR BIRTHDAY PARTIES.Copy !req
215. BUT MEGAN
LOVES SHRIMP.Copy !req
216. HELLO?Copy !req
217. WHO IS MEGAN?Copy !req
218. SHE'S ONLY THE MOST
POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL.Copy !req
219. SO?Copy !req
220. SO?Copy !req
221. IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE FUN
AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY,Copy !req
222. MY SOCIAL LIFE IS OVER.Copy !req
223. OH, BOYS!Copy !req
224. WOULD YOU MIND
RUNNING OVER
TO THE STORECopy !req
225. AND BUYING
SOME SHRIMP?Copy !req
226. CHIMP?
WHO BOUGHT A CHIMP?Copy !req
227. SURE, MA, WE'LL
GO GET SOME SHRIMP.Copy !req
228. WILL SOMEBODY
ANSWER THE PHONE?Copy !req
229. POP, THAT RINGING'S
IN YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
230. I DON'T WANT
TO GO TO BED.Copy !req
231. HELLO?Copy !req
232. HELLO?Copy !req
233. THE DOOR MUST BE
STUCK OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
234. I'LL GET IT.Copy !req
235. KEL, WHY ARE YOU
BACKING UP?Copy !req
236. WHAT YOU DOING?Copy !req
237. AAH! GET OFF OF ME!Copy !req
238. GET OFF OF ME!
GET OFF OF ME!Copy !req
239. GET UP!Copy !req
240. OH! AH!Copy !req
241. WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?Copy !req
242. HUH?Copy !req
243. WE THOUGHT THE DOOR
WAS STUCK.Copy !req
244. STUCK, MY PATOOTIE!Copy !req
245. I HAD IT SAFETY LATCHED!Copy !req
246. WHAT?Copy !req
247. OH!Copy !req
248. YOU BE BUSTED
MY LATCH!Copy !req
249. WELL, WHY DID YOU HAVE
THE DOOR BE LATCHEDCopy !req
250. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY
IN THE FIRST PLACE?Copy !req
251. IT'S PART OF
MY NEW SECURITY SYSTEM.
I WILL NOT BE ROBBED AGAIN.Copy !req
252. THAT ONE LITTLE LATCH
IS GOING TO KEEP RIGBY'S
FROM BEING ROBBED?Copy !req
253. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
254. IT'S NOT JUST A LATCH.
I ALSO INSTALLED AN ALARM,Copy !req
255. A VIDEO
SURVEILLANCE CAMERA...Copy !req
256. AND I'M TRAINING
AN ATTACK DOG.Copy !req
257. YOU GOT
AN ATTACK DOG?Copy !req
258. I CERTAINLY DID.
HIS NAME IS BLOODBATH.Copy !req
259. HE'S IN THE BACK.Copy !req
260. A DOG!
I WANT TO SEE HIM!Copy !req
261. KEL!Copy !req
262. YOU DON'T WANT TO—
IT'S FEEDING TIME!Copy !req
263. AW!Copy !req
264. YEAH, SWEET BLOODBATH.Copy !req
265. AW!Copy !req
266. WHO'S THE CUTIE?
[TCK-TCK-TCK]Copy !req
267. AH, AREN'T YOU
A CUTIE? AW, YEAH.Copy !req
268. WHO'S THE CUTIE?
YOU ARE!Copy !req
269. YEAH. THAT'S SOME
ATTACK DOG YOU GOT
THERE, CHRIS.Copy !req
270. HE'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE FRIENDLY.Copy !req
271. BAD DOG! BAD DOG!Copy !req
272. AAH!Copy !req
273. UH-OH. KEL
FAINTED AGAIN.Copy !req
274. DON'T WORRY. I'LL GIVE HIM
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION.Copy !req
275. UH-UH-UH!Copy !req
276. NO! THAT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
277. I CAN
RESUSCITATE MYSELF,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
278. HELLO?Copy !req
279. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
JUST A MINUTE. JUST A MINUTE.Copy !req
280. MAMA!Copy !req
281. GOT IT!Copy !req
282. ALL RIGHT, KYRA.
YOU HAVE FUN
AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.Copy !req
283. COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
284. WAIT. WHERE ARE
YOU TWO GOING?Copy !req
285. FAR AWAY FROM HERE.Copy !req
286. BUT IT'S MY
BIRTHDAY PARTY.Copy !req
287. THAT'S WHY
WE'RE LEAVING.Copy !req
288. KENAN!Copy !req
289. WE'RE TOO OLD
TO BE HANGING AROUNDCopy !req
290. A BUNCH OF HYPERACTIVE
9-YEAR-OLDS.Copy !req
291. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
292. HURRY, ROGER!Copy !req
293. I'M COMING!Copy !req
294. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
295. OH, KENAN,
YOUR AUNT GERTIE'S
BEEN ARRESTED!Copy !req
296. ARRESTED?
AUNT GERTIE?Copy !req
297. YEAH. SHE GOT
INTO A FISTFIGHT OVER
AT THE BOWLING ALLEY.Copy !req
298. MM-HMM. AND WE'VE GOT
TO GO DOWN TO THE JAIL
AND BAIL HER OUT.Copy !req
299. SORRY, SWEETIE.Copy !req
300. NOW, KENAN,
STAY HERE WITH KEL
UNTIL WE GET BACK.Copy !req
301. HERE? AT THE PARTY?Copy !req
302. BUT, MOTHER—Copy !req
303. NO "BUT, MOTHERS."
WE HAVE TO LEAVE,Copy !req
304. AND KYRA CAN'T HAVE
AN UNSUPERVISED PARTY.Copy !req
305. YES, I CAN.Copy !req
306. NO, YOU CAN'T.Copy !req
307. NOW, KENAN,
YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
KEL, YOU HELP HIM.Copy !req
308. YAY!Copy !req
309. OH!Copy !req
310. CAN'T WE DISCUSS THIS,
FATHERLY FIGURE?Copy !req
311. UH-UH.Copy !req
312. LIFE-GIVER? OH!Copy !req
313. NOW WE GOT TO BABY-SIT
A BUNCH OF HYPERACTIVE
9-YEAR-OLDS.Copy !req
314. OH, HOW BAD COULD IT BE?Copy !req
315. OH, WAIT A MINUTE IT!
QUIT IT! HELP!Copy !req
316. HELP, PLEASE!Copy !req
317. LET ME GO!Copy !req
318. YOU BRATS!Copy !req
319. I'LL GET IT!Copy !req
320. HI, MEGAN.Copy !req
321. HI, KAYLA.Copy !req
322. MY NAME IS KYRA.Copy !req
323. WHATEVER.Copy !req
324. COME ON IN.
IT'S A GREAT PARTY.Copy !req
325. I'LL BE THE JUDGE
OF THAT.Copy !req
326. WHO IS HE?Copy !req
327. OH.Copy !req
328. THAT'S KEL. HE'S—Copy !req
329. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
330. HELLO!Copy !req
331. HEY! W-WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
332. YOU ARE SO CUTE.Copy !req
333. HA HA!Copy !req
334. WELL, I HAD 4 YEARS
OF CUTE SCHOOL.Copy !req
335. HEY, MEGAN,
LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU.Copy !req
336. SHRIMP—7 POUNDS.Copy !req
337. NO, THANKS.Copy !req
338. I'D RATHER HAVE
140 POUNDS OF KEL.Copy !req
339. WHAT, GIRL?Copy !req
340. HEY, THIS TABLE
IS NOT FOR DANCING.Copy !req
341. GET DOWN.Copy !req
342. OH, YOU GONNA FLICK
THE THING AT ME?Copy !req
343. HUH? YOU GONNA
FLICK THE THING AT ME?Copy !req
344. KENAN, HELP ME!Copy !req
345. HELP ME GET THESE OLD
GIGGLY CHILDRENCopy !req
346. OFF MY MAMA'S TABLE!Copy !req
347. IT'S...Copy !req
348. IT'S...Copy !req
349. THE CLOWN!Copy !req
350. THAT'S HIM!
THAT'S THE CLOWN
THAT ROBBED RIGBY'S!Copy !req
351. COME ON!
CALL THE POLICE!
CALL THE POLICE!Copy !req
352. WAIT! HANG ON THERE,
SNOT PANTS!Copy !req
353. NOW, WE AIN'T GONNA
DO NOTHIN' UNTIL WE KNOWCopy !req
354. THAT THAT'S THE CLOWN
THAT ROBBED US.Copy !req
355. BUT HE HAD THE HAIR,
THE CLOWN SHOES,
AND THE...Copy !req
356. ROUND RED NOSE.Copy !req
357. SO DO LOTS OF CLOWNS
IN THE WORLD.
NOW, LISTEN. UH-UH, MAN.Copy !req
358. WE CAN'T GO
ACCUSING THAT CLOWN
UNTIL WE'RE SURE IT'S HIM.Copy !req
359. OK, WELL,
HOW CAN WE BE SURE?Copy !req
360. FOLLOW ME.Copy !req
361. WAIT!Copy !req
362. WHAT IF IT IS
THE EVIL CLOWN?Copy !req
363. WON'T HE
RECOGNIZE US?Copy !req
364. SO? EVEN IF
HE DOES RECOGNIZE US,
WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO?Copy !req
365. SOMETHING EVIL
AND CLOWNY!Copy !req
366. OH!Copy !req
367. I'LL PROTECT YOU.
COME ON.Copy !req
368. YAY!Copy !req
369. I WANT TO
SEE YOU JUGGLE.Copy !req
370. I WANT TO SEE
SOME MAGIC.Copy !req
371. I WANT TO SEE
SOME BALLOON ANIMALS.Copy !req
372. YEAH, YEAH.
BALLOON ANIMALS.Copy !req
373. YEAH!Copy !req
374. MAKE A DOG.Copy !req
375. UH-HUH.Copy !req
376. YEAH.Copy !req
377. COOL!Copy !req
378. WOW!Copy !req
379. YAY!Copy !req
380. GIVE ME THAT.Copy !req
381. IT'S THE SAME.Copy !req
382. SHH!Copy !req
383. PARDON US.
WE'LL BE BACK.Copy !req
384. Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME.
SORRY ABOUT THE BALLOON.Copy !req
385. I NEED TO BORROW IT
FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
386. IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM!Copy !req
387. WE STILL CAN'T BE SURE.Copy !req
388. HE MADE
A BALLOON PUPPY!Copy !req
389. YEAH, BUT SO DO
LOTS OF CLOWNS.
IT'S NOT ENOUGH.Copy !req
390. THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOME WAY WE CAN BE SURE.Copy !req
391. I GOT IT.Copy !req
392. WHAT?Copy !req
393. THE SNEEZE.Copy !req
394. YEAH, HE HAD
THAT WEIRD SNEEZE.Copy !req
395. YEAH, LIKE THIS—
[AH-AH... AHCHOO]Copy !req
396. THANK YOU FOR
THE DEMONSTRATION.Copy !req
397. NOW WHAT?Copy !req
398. NOW ALL WE GOT TO DO IS
GET THAT CLOWN TO SNEEZE,
AND THEN WE'LL KNOW.Copy !req
399. WELL, HOW DO WE MAKE
A CLOWN SNEEZE?Copy !req
400. I GOT IT.Copy !req
401. PEPPER.Copy !req
402. YEAH.Copy !req
403. PUT OUT YOUR HAND.Copy !req
404. OK.Copy !req
405. AH! WE'RE
OUT OF PEPPER.Copy !req
406. WELL, NOW HOW WE GOING
TO MAKE THAT CLOWN SNEEZE?Copy !req
407. HEY!Copy !req
408. WHAT?Copy !req
409. OH!Copy !req
410. NOT CHRIS' MOTHER'S
FOOT DUST.Copy !req
411. YEAH.
PUT OUT YOUR HAND.Copy !req
412. WHOO!Copy !req
413. MM-HMM. YEAH.Copy !req
414. EWW!Copy !req
415. DO YOU LIKE
THE SHRIMP?Copy !req
416. I'VE HAD BETTER.Copy !req
417. OH. DO YOU LIKE
MY PARTY?Copy !req
418. EH.Copy !req
419. DO YOU WANT TO GO
CHECK OUT THE CLOWN?Copy !req
420. I'D RATHER CHECK OUT KEL.
WHERE IS THAT CUTIE?Copy !req
421. UM...Copy !req
422. MEGAN, SEE, LISTEN.Copy !req
423. I'VE JUST ALWAYS
KIND OF HAD
A CRUSH ON KEL,Copy !req
424. AND I WAS JUST
HOPING THAT
MAYBE YOU AND ICopy !req
425. COULD SEE
EYE TO EYE—Copy !req
426. KYRA.Copy !req
427. WHY WOULD KEL LIKE YOU
WHEN HE COULD HAVE ME?Copy !req
428. P-LEASE!Copy !req
429. I'M NERVOUS!Copy !req
430. SHH! DON'T YOU
BE NERVOUS.Copy !req
431. JUST EASE UP
TO THE CLOWN, AND
WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING,Copy !req
432. THROW THE FOOT DUST
IN HIS FACE.Copy !req
433. ALL RIGHT, OK.Copy !req
434. NICE GOING.Copy !req
435. WELL, I'VE NEVER
THROWN FOOT DUST
AT A CLOWN BEFORE.Copy !req
436. OBVIOUSLY.Copy !req
437. WHAT YOU DOING?Copy !req
438. LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW IT'S DONE.Copy !req
439. COME ON,
BIG DADDY!Copy !req
440. OK, CHILDREN.Copy !req
441. LET'S SING FOR SHE'S
A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW
FOR KYRA, HUH?Copy !req
442. EWW! GROSS!Copy !req
443. IT'S HIM!Copy !req
444. IT'S HIM!Copy !req
445. IT'S HIM!Copy !req
446. IT'S HIM!Copy !req
447. THE PHONE!Copy !req
448. THE PHONE!Copy !req
449. THE PHONE!Copy !req
450. HURRY UP!
HURRY UP!Copy !req
451. KEL, WAIT! WHAT'S
THE NUMBER TO 911?Copy !req
452. I FORGOT!Copy !req
453. AH!Copy !req
454. I'LL CALL THE OPERATOR.Copy !req
455. HELLO, OPERATOR.
YEAH, GIVE ME THE POLICE.Copy !req
456. HELLO, POLICE? YEAH.Copy !req
457. WE GOT A BAD CLOWN
IN OUR LIVING ROOM.Copy !req
458. NO, THIS AIN'T NO JOKE!Copy !req
459. HURRY! OK!Copy !req
460. WHOO!Copy !req
461. WHOO!Copy !req
462. NOW WE JUST GOT
TO WAIT ON THE COPS.Copy !req
463. BYE, MR. CLOWN!Copy !req
464. BYE!Copy !req
465. MAN!Copy !req
466. WHAT?Copy !req
467. THE CLOWN'S
GETTING READY TO LEAVE.Copy !req
468. NOW WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?Copy !req
469. WE GOT TO STOP HIM.Copy !req
470. BYE.Copy !req
471. KEL, WHAT ARE YOU—
A COWARD?Copy !req
472. YEP!Copy !req
473. NO. THIS IS WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO DO...Copy !req
474. BYE, MR. CLOWN!Copy !req
475. GOING SOMEWHERE...Copy !req
476. CLOWN?Copy !req
477. YOU'LL NEVER MAKE
THE CIRCUS, PALEFACE!Copy !req
478. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GET OFF ME! YOU'RE CRAZY!Copy !req
479. I'M OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
480. NO, YOU AIN'T!Copy !req
481. OH!Copy !req
482. IT LOOKS LIKE FUN!
COME ON!Copy !req
483. WHAT THE—Copy !req
484. MY GOODNESS!Copy !req
485. MAMA, LOOK,
WE CAUGHT THE EVIL CLOWN
THAT ROBBED RIGBY'S.Copy !req
486. NO, YOU DIDN'T.
THAT'S NOT THE CLOWN
THAT ROBBED RIGBY'S.Copy !req
487. THIS IS.Copy !req
488. WE CAUGHT HIM
ROBBING
THE SNACKY MART,Copy !req
489. SO WE BROUGHT HIM
OVER SO YOU TWO
COULD IDENTIFY HIM.Copy !req
490. THAT'S HIM!Copy !req
491. JERKS!Copy !req
492. WELL, IF...Copy !req
493. IF THAT'S THE CLOWN
THAT ROBBED RIGBY'S,Copy !req
494. THEN WHO...Copy !req
495. WHO...Copy !req
496. UH-OH.Copy !req
497. LET ME HELP YOU UP.Copy !req
498. LET ME
FIX YOUR TIE.Copy !req
499. SORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
500. LET ME HELP YOU.Copy !req
501. LET ME FIX
YOUR... HAIR.Copy !req
502. I DIDN'T MEAN TO...Copy !req
503. I'M CALLING MY LAWYER!Copy !req
504. WOULD SOMEBODY
MIND TELLING ME
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
505. I CAN. UM, OUTSIDE?Copy !req
506. WELL, KYRA,
I CAN HONESTLY SAYCopy !req
507. THIS IS THE WORST PARTY
I'VE EVER BEEN TO.Copy !req
508. THE ONLY GOOD THING
ABOUT IT IS I FOUND KEL.Copy !req
509. KEL, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO WALK ME HOME?Copy !req
510. UH—Copy !req
511. UH, MEGAN.
BEFORE YOU LEAVE,Copy !req
512. HOW ABOUT HAVING
A LITTLE PUNCH?Copy !req
513. YOU LOSER!Copy !req
514. KEL, DID YOU SEE
WHAT THAT BRAT
DID TO ME?Copy !req
515. HEY, HEY, HEY.Copy !req
516. DON'T YOU TALK THAT WAY
ABOUT MY...Copy !req
517. GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
518. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY.Copy !req
519. OH, KEL!Copy !req
520. WHATEVER.Copy !req
521. YEAH,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
"WHATEVER" YOUR WAYCopy !req
522. RIGHT ON OUT
THE DOOR?Copy !req
523. GRAB YOUR JACKET,
OUT THE DOOR.Copy !req
524. THIS IS THE—Copy !req
525. YAY!Copy !req
526. KYRA, WOULD YOU LET ME GO?
IT'S ALL OVER NOW.Copy !req
527. IT'S ALL OVER NOW.
CAN YOU LET ME GO?Copy !req
528. ALL RIGHT, CALL THE POLICE.
CALL THE POLICE.Copy !req
529. DOG PILE!Copy !req
530. NO, CHILDREN!Copy !req
531. DON'T DOG PILE
ON TOP OF HIM.Copy !req
532. GET OFF HIM!Copy !req
533. WHOO-WHEE!Copy !req
534. THANK YOU!Copy !req
535. DID YOU ENJOY
THE KENAN & KELSHOW?Copy !req
536. OH! ALL RIGHT, THEN.
COOL.Copy !req
537. SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
BYE-BYE.Copy !req
538. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
539. HOLD ON! WAIT!
STOP! STOP!Copy !req
540. STOP THE CREDITS!
STOP THE CREDITS!Copy !req
541. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
542. THAT'S IT? YOU'RE
JUST GOING TO END
THE SHOW LIKE THAT?Copy !req
543. YEAH. WHY?Copy !req
544. I MEAN, USUALLY,
YOU COME OUTCopy !req
545. AND HAVE
SOME CRAZY IDEA FOR
SOME WHACKY SCHEME.Copy !req
546. THEN I PROTEST
VIGOROUSLY,Copy !req
547. AND THEN
YOU WALK OFF.
THEN I SAY,Copy !req
548. "AH, HERE IT GOES."
REMEMBER THAT?Copy !req
549. YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT
THAT THIS TIME
I'D GIVE YOU A BREAKCopy !req
550. AND END THE SHOW
ALL CALM AND
PEACEFUL LIKE.Copy !req
551. REALLY?Copy !req
552. YEAH.Copy !req
553. OH.Copy !req
554. T-THAT'S NICE,
KENAN.Copy !req
555. THANKS, MAN.Copy !req
556. WAIT.Copy !req
557. NO! NO!Copy !req
558. I DO HAVE AN IDEA.Copy !req
559. OH, STOP THAT!Copy !req
560. HEY, CAN YOU SWIM?Copy !req
561. YEAH, BUT—Copy !req
562. WELL, THEN GO GET
300 POUNDS OF EGG SALADCopy !req
563. AND MEET ME
AT THE GRAND CANYON.Copy !req
564. YES!Copy !req
565. KENAN! KENAN!Copy !req
566. WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND
300 POUNDS OF EGG SALAD?Copy !req
567. K-KENAN! THAT'S UNUSUAL!Copy !req
568. KENAN!Copy !req
569. AH, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
570. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY NICKELODEON AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
571. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.Copy !req
572. PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTECopy !req
573. WHY?Copy !req
574. KENAN & KELWAS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCECopy !req
575. AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
IN ORLANDOCopy !req
576. AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS,
FLORIDA.Copy !req