1. OH, HERE IT GOES.
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2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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3. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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4. THANK YOU!
ALL RIGHT.
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5. WELCOME TO
THE SPECIAL
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6. THANKSGIVING EPISODE
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7. OF KENAN & KEL.
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8. I'M KENAN.
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9. Y'ALL CAN CLAP
IF YOU WANT.
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10. OH, THANK YOU!
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11. ALL... RIGHT.
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12. AN AHM GEL!
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13. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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14. HMM?
KEL?
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15. WHY ARE YOU EATING
A PEANUT BUTTER
SANDWICH?
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16. I'M HUNGRY.
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17. I DON'T CARE
IF YOU'RE HUNGRY
OR NOT.
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18. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
INTRODUCING
THE SHOW.
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19. WOULD YOU JUST GET
RID OF THE SANDWICH?
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20. OH!
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21. NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU DID!
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22. YOU GOT THE CAMERA
ALL PEANUT BUTTERY!
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23. KEL, COME HERE.
COME HERE.
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24. HERE. HERE!
THANK YOU.
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25. CAN WE GO TO
ANOTHER CAMERA,
PLEASE?
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26. OH. THANK YOU.
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27. I'M THORRY.
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28. I DIN'T MEAN
TO GET THE CAMERA
ALL THICKY.
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29. LOOK, PEANUT BUTTER
BOY,
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30. NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU'RE SAYIN'.
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31. DEY DON?
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32. NO, DEY DON'T!
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33. 'CAUSE YOU GONNA
NEED IT FOR
TONIGHT'S SHOW.
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34. HA HAH!
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35. TIME FOR COMEDY!
I'LL SEE YA
WHEN I SEE YA.
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36. DENAN? I DON THINK
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37. WE SHOUL DO THAT—
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38. AW, DERE DI DOES!
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39. ROGER, YOU WANT ME
TO BASTE THE TURKEY?
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40. NO!
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41. DON'T TOUCH MY TURKEY!
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42. I'M IN CHARGE OF
COOKING THE
THANKSGIVING TURKEY,
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43. AND ONLY I MAY
BASTE IT!
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44. O.K. WELL, DON'T
GET YOUR UNDERPANTS
IN A BUNCH!
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45. HELLO, MR. TURKEY-LURKY!
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46. OH, YES!
NICE LITTLE BIRDIE.
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47. WHOO!
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48. HEY, POP.
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49. WILL YOU COME
WITH ME TO
THE SCHOOL DANCE?
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50. KEL, IF YOU DON'T
KEEP YOUR MOUTH
CLOSED,
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51. I'M GONNA DANCE
ALL OVER YOUR BEHIND!
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52. OH! THE TURKEY
SMELLS GOOD!
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53. BOTH OF YOU
JUST KEEP AWAY FROM
MY TURKEY BIRD!
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54. I BEEN COOKING THIS TURKEY
FOR OVER 7 HOURS,
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55. AND I WANT IT TO BE
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT
FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER.
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56. OH!
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57. MMM!
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58. MMM!
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59. ALL RIGHT.
DON'T BREATHE ON IT.
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60. ROGER, WE'RE GONNA
BE LATE.
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61. WHERE Y'ALL GOING?
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62. TO VISIT AUNT BERTHA
IN THE HOSPITAL.
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63. OH, DID SHE
PUFF UP AGAIN?
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64. MM-HMM.
SHE'S ALL PUFFY!
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65. COME ON, SWEETHEART.
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66. KENAN, I STARTED
SETTING THE DINNER TABLE.
YOU FINISH UP FOR ME, O.K.?
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67. YES, MA'AM.
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68. WHOA! WHO ALL'S
COMING AGAIN?
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69. I'M INVITED, RIGHT?
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70. WHAT ABOUT YOURFAMILY?
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71. WELL, I'M GONNA
EAT WITH MY FAMILY
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72. AFTER I EAT WITH
YOUR FAMILY.
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73. KENAN, THERE'LL BE
8 OF US.
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74. AW, AUNT GERTIE?
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75. KENAN. KENAN.
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76. WHAT'S WRONG WITH
AUNT GERTIE?
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77. THE WOMAN HAS
A FULL-GROWN
MUSTACHE.
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78. KENAN!
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79. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
EAT MY THANKSGIVING
TURKEY
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80. WHEN I'M STARING
AT A WOMAN WHO LOOKS
LIKE SHE GOT
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81. A BIG OLD HAIRY
CATERPILLAR CRAWLING
ALL UNDER HER NOSE?
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82. HEY, KENAN,
WHEN SHE COMES,
LET'S SHAVE HER!
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83. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?
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84. NO, NO, NO.
NEITHER OF YOU WILL
SHAVE AUNT GERTIE.
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85. AND LISTEN,
NO COMMENTS ABOUT
HER MUSTACHE.
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86. OH, WHAT AM I
GONNA SAY?
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87. HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
AUNT GERTIE!
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88. OH, NICE BUSH
ON YOUR LIP, THOUGH.
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89. JUST DON'T MESS UP
THE HOUSE, O.K.?
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90. HEY, KEL, GO GET
THAT BUCKET OF MUD!
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91. KENAN.
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92. I'M JUST JOKING.
JUST JOKING.
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93. ALL RIGHT.
BYE-BYE.
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94. Y'ALL HAVE FUN
AT THE HOSPITAL.
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95. GIVE YOUR PUFFY
AUNT BERTHA MY BEST!
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96. MAN, I CAN'T WAIT
TO MEET YOUR HAIRY AUNT.
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97. MAN, TRUST ME.
IT IS NOT A PRETTY
PICTURE.
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98. O.K. COOL. COME ON, MAN.
HELP ME SET THE TABLE.
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99. YOU GET
THE WATER GLASSES.
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100. ALL RIGHT.
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101. I'LL MEET YA
OUT THERE!
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102. KEL, COME ON!
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103. OH, H-HERE YOU GO.
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104. ALL RIGHT. COOL.
THANKS.
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105. O.K. WE NEED
BREAD PLATES.
I'LL GET 'EM.
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106. UH-UH!
I'LL GET 'EM!
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107. ALL RIGHT.
YOU GET THE
BREAD PLATES.
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108. KEL, WE HAVEN'T GOT
ALL DAY!
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109. KEL, MAN, WHAT—
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110. WHERE ARE
THE BREAD PLATES?
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111. PFFT!
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112. AW, FORGET IT.
I'LL GET 'EM.
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113. OH, UM... GRAB SOME
SOUP SPOONS, WOULD YA?
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114. MM-HMM.
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115. I WANT SOME.
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116. OH, TURKEY!
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117. HEY, KENAN,
WHATCHA DOIN'?
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118. WHAT DOES IT
LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?
I'M SETTING THE TABLE.
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119. YEAH, SETTING IT
WRONG.
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120. AND JUST WHAT
AM I DOING WRONG,
PRAY TELL?
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121. THE WATER GLASSES
GO OVER THE KNIVES,
NOT THE FORKS. DUH!
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122. YEAH, WELL, I SAY
THE WATER GLASSES
CAN GO ON THE—
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123. DO YOU HEAR
SOMETHING?
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124. YEAH. WHAT IS THAT?
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125. I'M NOT SURE.
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126. I THINK I'VE HEARD
THAT SOUND BEFORE,
THOUGH.
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127. IT WAS ON THIS
DOCUMENTARY ABOUT
WILD ANIMALS EATING—
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128. NOOOO!
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129. WHAT?
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130. AAH!
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131. OH, NO!
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132. I'M SORRY!
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133. WHY?
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134. I'M POSSESSED BY
THE TURKEY DEVIL!
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135. KEL!
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136. KENAN!
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137. DON'T YOU YELL AT KEL!
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138. DO Y'ALL REALIZE
WHAT POP'S GONNA
DO TO US
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139. WHEN HE SEES THIS?
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140. OH!
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141. WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
WE GOTTA FIX IT.
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142. HOW ARE WE GONNA
FIX THAT TURKEY?
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143. IT'S ALL IN
KEL'S STOMACH.
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144. HEY, WHAT
YOU DOING?
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145. YOU GIVE ME
THAT TURKEY BACK!
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146. THAT'S WHAT YOU
GONNA DO!
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147. GIVE ME MY DAD'S
TURKEY! GIVE ME!
THE TURKEY!
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148. GIVE ME! THE TURKEY!
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149. YOU'RE SQUEEZING
MY PANCREAS!
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150. OH, MAN!
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151. KEL, YOU HAVE REALLY
DONE IT THIS TIME.
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152. YOU HAVE REALLY
DONE IT!
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153. OOH! THAT'S YOUR DADDY!
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154. TELL MY MAMA I LOVED HER!
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155. STOP THAT!
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156. THAT CAN'T BE
MY PARENTS ALREADY.
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157. IT'S MY RELATIVES.
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158. KYRA, GO LET THEM IN,
BUT DON'T LET THEM
IN THE KITCHEN!
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159. O.K.
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160. O.K. ALL RIGHT.
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161. LET'S JUST CALM DOWN
AND THINK THIS RATIONALLY.
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162. O.K.
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163. I GOT IT! O.K.
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164. WE GOT TURKEY BONES,
RIGHT?
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165. BUT NO TURKEY MEAT.
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166. SO...
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167. ALL WE GOTTA DO
IS PUT SOME
TURKEY MEAT
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168. BACK ON DEM BONES,
RIGHT?
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169. YEAH, UH-HUH.
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170. TO THE FRIDGE!
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171. TURKEY MEAT.
TURKEY MEAT...
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172. OH, WAIT. HERE'S
SOME PACKAGES OF
SLICED TURKEY MEAT.
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173. O.K.! COOL.
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174. WE'LL SEE IF I CAN
JUST WRAP THIS
AROUND HERE LIKE—
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175. PUT IT ON—
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176. GET IT ON—
JUST STAY LIKE THAT—
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177. AW!
AW!
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178. IT LOOKS DISEASED!
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179. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE
THE TURKEY MEAT
IS ALL SLICEY.
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180. THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
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181. WE GOTTA MAKE IT
LOOK LIKE FRESH,
UNSLICED MEAT.
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182. PFFT. YEAH.
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183. THE FOOD PROCESSOR!
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184. O.K. YEAH.
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185. WHOO! O.K.
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186. NOW WE JUST THROW
THIS FOOD IN THERE
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187. AND GROUND IT ALL UP
SO WE CAN MOLD IT
BACK ONTO THE TURKEY.
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188. KYRA, YOU HAVE
GROWN A FOOT
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189. SINCE THE LAST TIME
I SAW YOU.
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190. NO, SHE HASN'T.
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191. SHE HAD 2 FEET
THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW HER,
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192. AND SHE'S GOT
2 FEET NOW.
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193. I MEAN SHE'S GROWN
A FOOT TALLER.
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194. WHAT? WHO CARES?
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195. WHERE'S THE TURKEY?
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196. I DIDN'T COME HERE TO YAP.
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197. I CAME HERE
TO EAT SOME TURKEY!
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198. QUIET, RAYMOND!
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199. SO, UM...
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200. WHERE'S
AUNT GERTIE?
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201. OH, WE RAN OVER
A NAIL COMING IN
YOUR DRIVEWAY.
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202. SHE'S OUT CHANGING
THE FLAT TIRE.
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203. BY HERSELF?
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204. WELL, NOW,
YOU KNOW THE WOMAN.
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205. SHE'S MORE MAN
THAN I AM!
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206. O.K. NOW WE'LL JUST
MOLD THIS MEAT
ONTO THE BONES.
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207. AW! AW!
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208. IT'S NOT LOOKIN'
VERY GOOD.
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209. I'M AWARE—
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210. OH, MAN!
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211. MY DADDY'S GONNA KILL US!
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212. BYE!
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213. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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214. AUSTRALIA.
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215. WHY?
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216. BECAUSE YOUR DADDY'S
NOT IN AUSTRALIA.
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217. KEL, YOU CAN'T
HIDE FOREVER, MAN.
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218. I GOT IT!
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219. WE'LL JUST CALL UP
AND HAVE A FRESH
TURKEY DELIVERED!
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220. BUT IT'S THANKSGIVING.
ISN'T EVERY PLACE
CLOSED?
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221. WE HAVE TO TRY!
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222. GIVE ME
THE PHONE BOOK.
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223. OH, LOOK!
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224. I DON'T SEE
TURKEYS.
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225. NO, NO, NO, NO.
LOOK.
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226. IT SAYS BRASSIERES.
HA HA HA HA!
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227. MAN!
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228. HEY, UNCLE RAYMOND,
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229. I GOT ALL "As"
IN SCHOOL LAST SEMESTER.
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230. WHOOP-DE-DOO!
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231. I WANT SOME TURKEY!
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232. MOM AND DAD SHOULD BE
HOME REAL SOON.
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233. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO
DO UNTIL THEN?
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234. WELL... I TAKE KARATE.
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235. DO YOU WANT ME
TO SHOW YOU SOME
KARATE MOVES?
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236. YEAH!
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237. WHY DON'T YOU
KARATE CHOP ME
A TURKEY SANDWICH?
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238. OH, EVERY PLACE
IS CLOSED!
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239. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
YOU HAVEN'T TRIED
THIS PLACE.
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240. AND IT'S REAL CLOSE.
TRY THIS NUMBER.
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241. HELLO. HI.
ARE YOU GUYS OPEN
TODAY?
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242. YOU ARE?
AND YOU HAVE TURKEYS?
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243. AND IT SAYS
THEY DELIVER.
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244. A-AND YOU DELIVER,
TOO, RIGHT? HA HA!
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245. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE
ONE LARGE TUR—
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246. NO, MAKE THAT TWO LARGE
TURKEYS DELIVERED
TO MY HOUSE.
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247. WHY TWO?
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248. IN CASE SOMETHING BAD
HAPPENS TO ONE OF 'EM.
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249. WHAT BAD COULD
HAPPEN?
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250. YOU!
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251. THIS IS A BACK KICK.
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252. HI-YAH!
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253. THIS IS A LEFT JAB.
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254. HI-YAH!
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255. THAT'S VERY NICE.
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256. IF I WEREN'T SO HUNGRY,
I'D CLAP.
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257. WHOO!
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258. HEY, UNCLE RAYMOND!
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259. HOW ARE YOU?
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260. HUNGRY.
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261. ALL RIGHT. WELL,
NOT TO WORRY, UNCLE RAYMOND.
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262. WE SHOULD HAVE
PLENTY OF TURKEY
REAL SOON. REAL SOON.
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263. MM-HMM. REAL SOON. ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
KEL?
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264. OH, BY THE WAY,
THIS IS KEL.
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265. IS HE A TURKEY?
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266. NO.
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267. THEN WHO CARES?
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268. HEY, GRANDMAMA!
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269. ALL RIGHT. WELL, UH...
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270. WHERE'S AUNT GERTIE?
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271. FIXING A FLAT TIRE.
IS THE TURKEY READY?
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272. OOH! THAT MUST BE
AUNT GERTIE NOW!
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273. I'LL GET IT.
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274. KENAN!
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275. SOMEBODY GET
THE HEDGE CLIPPERS!
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276. HEY, AUNT GERTIE.
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277. GIVE ME A BIG OL' KISS!
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278. H-HEY! I'D RATHER NOT
GIVE YOU A—
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279. HEY, KENAN,
I BET THAT'S—
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280. I KNOW, I KNOW.
UM, AUNT GERTIE,
COME ON IN AND SIT DOWN.
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281. ME AND KEL ARE GONNA
BE RIGHT BACK
IN A SECOND.
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282. GO AHEAD, MAKE
YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
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283. I'LL BE VERY
COMFORTABLE
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284. WHEN I GET SOME
TURKEY IN MY GUT!
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285. COME IN! COME IN.
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286. COME IN.
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287. OH, HOWDY!
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288. MY NAME'S JARVIS,
JARVIS LOAD.
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289. SOMEBODY HERE ORDER
2 TURKEYS?
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290. YEAH, YEAH.
WE DID, MAN.
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291. WHERE ARE
THE TURKEYS?
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292. RIGHT HERE.
HANG ON.
I'LL GET 'EM.
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293. MAN, WE REALLY
LUCKED OUT THIS TIME.
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294. I'LL JUST PUT
THE TURKEY
IN THE SAME PAN,
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295. AND MY FATHER'LL NEVER
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
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296. I THINK YOUR DAD
IS GONNA NOTICE
THE DIFFERENCE.
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297. YES, SIR?
JARVIS!
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298. PARTNER,
THESE TURKEYS
ARE ALIVE!
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299. YEP! YOU SURE DO
KNOW YOUR TURKEYS,
DON'T YOU?
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300. I DON'T WANT
LIVE TURKEYS.
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301. I WANTED 'EM COOKED,
YOU KNOW, GOLDEN BROWN
AND READY TO EAT.
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302. YOU BETTER GET
TO IT, THEN!
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303. I'LL SEND YA
A BILL.
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304. BYE-BYE.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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305. NO, IT ISN'T!
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306. WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO NOW?
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307. I THINK WE SHOULD
NAME THIS ONE TOOTIE
AND THIS ONE RAYJEEN.
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308. Uncle Raymond: TELL ME,
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309. DO I GET TO
EAT SOME TURKEY
OR DON'T I, KENAN?
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310. UNCLE RAYMOND'S COMING.
QUICK! HIDE THE TURKEYS.
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311. COME ON, LITTLE CRITTERS!
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312. COME ON, TURKEY!
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313. COME ON, TURKEY!
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314. COME ON, COME ON.
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315. I DON'T MEAN TO
BE RUDE,
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316. BUT IF I DON'T GET
SOME TURKEY SOON,
I'M LEAVING THIS DUMP.
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317. OH, UNCLE RAYMOND,
DON'T WORRY.
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318. WE GONNA HAVE TURKEY
REAL SOON.
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319. I'M SO HUNGRY,
I'M STARTING TO
HEAR TURKEY.
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320. HA! OH, FUNNY
UNCLE RAYMOND!
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321. GOBBLE-GOBBLE!
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322. KYRA!
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323. WHAT?
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324. TAKE YOUR UNCLE
RAYMOND BACK IN
THE LIVING ROOM
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325. AND ENTERTAIN HIM
WITH SOME MORE
KARATE MOVES, BABY.
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326. COME ON,
UNCLE RAYMOND.
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327. AW, THIS BITES!
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328. WHAT'LL WE DO NOW?
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329. EVERY STORE WITH
TURKEYS IS GONNA
BE CLOSED, 'CAUSE—
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330. AH! RIGBY'S! COME ON!
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331. AH... THERE.
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332. MOTHER WILL CERTAINLY
ENJOY THESE RAW EGGS.
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333. WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT A MINUTE!
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334. OH!
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335. OOH! CHRIS!
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336. SORRY.
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337. OH! WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING?
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338. YOU KNOCKED ME
ALL DOWN!
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339. OH, I'M ALL
EGGY!
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340. CHRIS, WE NEED
A TURKEY!
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341. WELL, HURRY UP!
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342. I'M TAKING MOTHER
TO THE THANKSGIVING
DINNER AT LE MEETS.
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343. OH, THAT'S VERY NICE.
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344. BYE!
LATER.
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345. WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME
CLEAN THIS UP!
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346. YO!
OH!
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347. MAN, WE GOTTA COOK
THIS BIRD FAST!
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348. HAND ME THE COOKBOOK!
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349. "RUMP ROAST.
UM, SOUP... SQUASH—"
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350. GIMME THE COOKBOOK!
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT
OF TIME, SCHMOE!
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351. TURKEYS! ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO.
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352. OH, MAN, IT SAYS
IT TAKES 8 HOURS
TO COOK IN THE OVEN!
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353. WE DON'T HAVE
8 HOURS!
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354. OH, WE DON'T?
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355. OH, I KNOW HOW
WE CAN COOK
THIS BIRD FAST!
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356. WHATCHA GONNA DO?
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357. I'M GONNA SHOVE
THIS BIRD IN
THE MICROWAVE
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358. AND SET IT ON HIGH.
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359. OH! I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
O.K., WAIT...
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360. IT WON'T FIT!
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361. HAND ME A LUBRICANT!
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362. HURRY UP!
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363. O-O.K. IT'S ALMOST IN.
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364. HERE, TRY THIS!
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365. UH-OH. UH, KENAN,
IT SAYS EVEN IN
THE MICROWAVE,
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366. IT TAKES 2 HOURS.
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367. I GOT YOUR 2 HOURS!
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I'LL DO.
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368. O.K.!
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369. THERE!
THAT OUGHTA SPEED THINGS UP.
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370. YEAH!
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371. READY?
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372. HI-YAH!
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373. TA-DA!
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374. ANY MORE IDEAS?
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375. WHAT THE—
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376. JUST HUSH, KYRA.
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377. DO ME A FAVOR
AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS.
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378. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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379. WHERE WE GOING?
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380. WHERE DID CHRIS SAY
HE WAS TAKING HIS
MAMA TO DINNER?
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381. LE MEETS.
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382. YEAH, THAT'S IT.
LE MEETS.
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383. COME ON.
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384. WHAT ABOUT THIS MESS—
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385. CLEAN UP THE MESS,
AND WE'LL BE BACK.
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386. DON'T LET NOBODY
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387. YES,
MAY I HELP YOU...
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388. GENTLEMEN?
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389. YEAH! WE NEED A TURKEY.
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390. DEAD AND COOKED.
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391. HA HA. TODAY IS
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392. DOY!
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393. IF YOU WANT A TURKEY,
IT MUST BE ORDERED
2 FULL DAYS IN ADVANCE.
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394. THEY TAKE 8 HOURS
TO COOK.
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395. SO I'VE HEARD.
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396. HEY, THERE'S CHRIS.
COME ON.
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397. Maitre d': SIRS! SIRS!
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398. NO! SIRS!
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399. HEY, CHRIS!
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400. HEY,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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401. OH, MY—WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING
HERE?
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402. WHY ARE YOUR CLOTHES
ALL BETATTERED?
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403. BETATTERED? BETATTERED?
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404. OH, MAN.
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405. FORGET IT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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406. WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?
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407. SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM
PUTTING IN
HER MEAT TEETH.
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408. HERE'S YOUR TURKEY,
SIR.
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409. WONDERFUL.
AH.
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410. MMM!
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411. OH!
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412. WHAT
A BEAUTIFUL BIRD!
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413. OH, WHAT'S THIS, GRAVY?
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414. OH, OH, LOOK WHAT
HAPPENED!
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415. OH! OH!
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416. YOU GOT GRAVY
ALL OVER MY
TROUSERS!
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417. OH, SORRY, CHRIS!
MY FAULT. LET ME HELP.
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418. STOP WIPING
MY PANTS!
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419. OH,
GOODNESS!
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420. OH! OH!
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421. WELL, BYE, CHRIS!
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422. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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423. NO, NO, NO!
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424. DON'T TELL NOBODY!
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425. WE GOT IT.
HA HA HA HA!
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426. AND MY PARENTS
AREN'T HOME.
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427. WE'RE COOL!
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428. OH, I NEED TO SIT DOWN.
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429. I NEED SOME
ORANGE SODA.
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430. OH... OH!
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431. WHO LOVES
ORANGE SODA?
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432. AW, HERE HE GOES.
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433. KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.
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434. IS IT TRUE?
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435. MM-HMM!
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436. I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO,
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437. I D—
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438. OOH OOH.
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439. OOH OOH WHAT?
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440. MY BOTTLE CAP
FLEW INTO
THE TURKEY'S HOLE!
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441. WHAT?
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442. D-DON'T WORRY!
I'LL GET IT!
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443. I—I CAN FEEL IT!
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444. I ALMOST GOT IT!
WAIT A MINUTE!
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445. T-THERE IT IS. WAIT—
OH, IT'S HOT! OH!
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446. THEN TAKE YOUR HAND
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447. I CAN'T! IT'S STUCK!
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448. MAN, THIS CANNOT BE
HAPPENING TO ME!
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449. HURRY UP! IT'S HOT!
IT'S HOT!
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450. GET IT OFF ME!
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451. AAH!
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452. OH, MAN,
THE CORN!
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453. NO! WAIT!
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454. GIMME YOUR HAND!
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455. KEL!
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456. WHOO HOO!
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457. WHAT THE—
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458. IS THAT A TURKEY
ON THAT BOY'S HAND?
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459. OH, IT'S HOT!
GET IT OFF ME!
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460. OH, IT'S HOT! OH!
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461. STOP EATING
THE TURKEY!
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462. SORRY WE'RE LATE.
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463. TURKEYS?
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464. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING WITH MY BIRD?
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465. WELL, KEL...
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466. HUH?
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467. W-WHICH WAY
YOU GONNA RUN?
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468. THAT WAY.
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469. COOL.
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470. I'M GONNA RUN
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471. WHOO!
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472. OH, YOU'RE SWEET!
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473. SWEET!
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474. WELL, THAT WAS
AN INTERESTING
THANKSGIVING.
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475. WELL, I HAD FUN.
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476. FUN?
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477. WE RUINED 3 TURKEYS,
2 OVENS,
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478. CHRIS'S DINNER,
OUR DINNER,
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479. A WHOLE BUNCH OF
DISH WARE,
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480. AND I'M GROUNDED
TILL NEXT THANKSGIVING.
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481. YOUR PARENTS
WILL CALM DOWN BY
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482. YOU BETTER HOPE
THEY DO.
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483. AW, THEY WILL.
THE WRITERS TOLD ME.
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484. WHOO! BUT I GOTTA
ADMIT, BRO,
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485. YOU GAVE ME
A GOOD IDEA
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486. WHEN YOU HAD YOUR HAND
STUCK IN THAT TURKEY.
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487. I DID? KENAN, NO!
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488. NO, CHECK IT OUT.
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489. PLEASE, KENAN.
HELP ME!
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490. TA-DA!
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491. TURKEY BOXING
GLOVES!
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492. SEE, WHEN YOU'RE
DONE SPARRING,
YOU CAN EAT 'EM.
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493. SEE? WATCH.
JAB, JAB, HUAH!
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494. COME ON, KEL.
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495. LET'S GO FIND
SOMEBODY FOR YOU
TO TURKEY BOX.
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496. KEL'S GONNA BE
THE NEXT MUHAMMAD ALI!
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497. K-K-KENAN?
PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION
MAKES ME NAUSEOUS. SEE?
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498. PHYSICAL—
PHYSICAL—
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499. KENAN!
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500. I'M A LOVAH,
NOT A FIGHTAH!
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501. KENAN! KENAN!
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502. AW, HERE IT GOES!
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503. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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504. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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505. KENAN AND KEL WAS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE
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506. AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
IN ORLANDO
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507. AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS,
FLORIDA.
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