1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!Copy !req
4. THANK YOU!
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
5. WELCOME TO
THE SPECIALCopy !req
6. THANKSGIVING EPISODECopy !req
7. OF KENAN & KEL.Copy !req
8. I'M KENAN.Copy !req
9. Y'ALL CAN CLAP
IF YOU WANT.Copy !req
10. OH, THANK YOU!Copy !req
11. ALL... RIGHT.Copy !req
12. AN AHM GEL!Copy !req
13. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
14. HMM?
KEL?Copy !req
15. WHY ARE YOU EATING
A PEANUT BUTTER
SANDWICH?Copy !req
16. I'M HUNGRY.Copy !req
17. I DON'T CARE
IF YOU'RE HUNGRY
OR NOT.Copy !req
18. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
INTRODUCING
THE SHOW.Copy !req
19. WOULD YOU JUST GET
RID OF THE SANDWICH?Copy !req
20. OH!Copy !req
21. NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU DID!Copy !req
22. YOU GOT THE CAMERA
ALL PEANUT BUTTERY!Copy !req
23. KEL, COME HERE.
COME HERE.Copy !req
24. HERE. HERE!
THANK YOU.Copy !req
25. CAN WE GO TO
ANOTHER CAMERA,
PLEASE?Copy !req
26. OH. THANK YOU.Copy !req
27. I'M THORRY.Copy !req
28. I DIN'T MEAN
TO GET THE CAMERA
ALL THICKY.Copy !req
29. LOOK, PEANUT BUTTER
BOY,Copy !req
30. NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU'RE SAYIN'.Copy !req
31. DEY DON?Copy !req
32. NO, DEY DON'T!Copy !req
33. BESIDES,
YOU MIGHT AS
WELL JUST SAVE
YOUR APPETITE,Copy !req
34. 'CAUSE YOU GONNA
NEED IT FOR
TONIGHT'S SHOW.Copy !req
35. HA HAH!Copy !req
36. TIME FOR COMEDY!
I'LL SEE YA
WHEN I SEE YA.Copy !req
37. DENAN? I DON THINKCopy !req
38. WE SHOUL DO THAT—Copy !req
39. AW, DERE DI DOES!Copy !req
40. ROGER, YOU WANT ME
TO BASTE THE TURKEY?Copy !req
41. NO!Copy !req
42. DON'T TOUCH MY TURKEY!Copy !req
43. I'M IN CHARGE OF
COOKING THE
THANKSGIVING TURKEY,Copy !req
44. AND ONLY I MAY
BASTE IT!Copy !req
45. O.K. WELL, DON'T
GET YOUR UNDERPANTS
IN A BUNCH!Copy !req
46. HELLO, MR. TURKEY-LURKY!Copy !req
47. OH, YES!
NICE LITTLE BIRDIE.Copy !req
48. WHOO!Copy !req
49. HEY, POP.Copy !req
50. THAT'S A NICE,
PRETTY DRESS
YOU GOT THERE,
MR. ROCKMORE.Copy !req
51. WILL YOU COME
WITH ME TO
THE SCHOOL DANCE?Copy !req
52. KEL, IF YOU DON'T
KEEP YOUR MOUTH
CLOSED,Copy !req
53. I'M GONNA DANCE
ALL OVER YOUR BEHIND!Copy !req
54. OH! THE TURKEY
SMELLS GOOD!Copy !req
55. BOTH OF YOU
JUST KEEP AWAY FROM
MY TURKEY BIRD!Copy !req
56. I BEEN COOKING THIS TURKEY
FOR OVER 7 HOURS,Copy !req
57. AND I WANT IT TO BE
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT
FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER.Copy !req
58. OH!Copy !req
59. MMM!Copy !req
60. MMM!Copy !req
61. ALL RIGHT.
DON'T BREATHE ON IT.Copy !req
62. ROGER, WE'RE GONNA
BE LATE.Copy !req
63. WHERE Y'ALL GOING?Copy !req
64. TO VISIT AUNT BERTHA
IN THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
65. OH, DID SHE
PUFF UP AGAIN?Copy !req
66. MM-HMM.
SHE'S ALL PUFFY!Copy !req
67. COME ON, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
68. KENAN, I STARTED
SETTING THE DINNER TABLE.
YOU FINISH UP FOR ME, O.K.?Copy !req
69. YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
70. WHOA! WHO ALL'S
COMING AGAIN?Copy !req
71. I'M INVITED, RIGHT?Copy !req
72. WHAT ABOUT YOURFAMILY?Copy !req
73. WELL, I'M GONNA
EAT WITH MY FAMILYCopy !req
74. AFTER I EAT WITH
YOUR FAMILY.Copy !req
75. KENAN, THERE'LL BE
8 OF US.Copy !req
76. OUR FAMILY, KEL,
GRANDMA MOLLY,
UNCLE RAYMOND,
AND AUNT GERTIE.Copy !req
77. AW, AUNT GERTIE?Copy !req
78. KENAN. KENAN.Copy !req
79. WHAT'S WRONG WITH
AUNT GERTIE?Copy !req
80. THE WOMAN HAS
A FULL-GROWN
MUSTACHE.Copy !req
81. KENAN!Copy !req
82. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
EAT MY THANKSGIVING
TURKEYCopy !req
83. WHEN I'M STARING
AT A WOMAN WHO LOOKS
LIKE SHE GOTCopy !req
84. A BIG OLD HAIRY
CATERPILLAR CRAWLING
ALL UNDER HER NOSE?Copy !req
85. HEY, KENAN,
WHEN SHE COMES,
LET'S SHAVE HER!Copy !req
86. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?Copy !req
87. NO, NO, NO.
NEITHER OF YOU WILL
SHAVE AUNT GERTIE.Copy !req
88. AND LISTEN,
NO COMMENTS ABOUT
HER MUSTACHE.Copy !req
89. OH, WHAT AM I
GONNA SAY?Copy !req
90. HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
AUNT GERTIE!Copy !req
91. OH, NICE BUSH
ON YOUR LIP, THOUGH.Copy !req
92. JUST DON'T MESS UP
THE HOUSE, O.K.?Copy !req
93. HEY, KEL, GO GET
THAT BUCKET OF MUD!Copy !req
94. KENAN.Copy !req
95. I'M JUST JOKING.
JUST JOKING.Copy !req
96. ALL RIGHT.
BYE-BYE.Copy !req
97. Y'ALL HAVE FUN
AT THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
98. GIVE YOUR PUFFY
AUNT BERTHA MY BEST!Copy !req
99. MAN, I CAN'T WAIT
TO MEET YOUR HAIRY AUNT.Copy !req
100. MAN, TRUST ME.
IT IS NOT A PRETTY
PICTURE.Copy !req
101. O.K. COOL. COME ON, MAN.
HELP ME SET THE TABLE.Copy !req
102. YOU GET
THE WATER GLASSES.Copy !req
103. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
104. I'LL MEET YA
OUT THERE!Copy !req
105. KEL, COME ON!Copy !req
106. OH, H-HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
107. ALL RIGHT. COOL.
THANKS.Copy !req
108. O.K. WE NEED
BREAD PLATES.
I'LL GET 'EM.Copy !req
109. UH-UH!
I'LL GET 'EM!Copy !req
110. ALL RIGHT.
YOU GET THE
BREAD PLATES.Copy !req
111. KEL, WE HAVEN'T GOT
ALL DAY!Copy !req
112. KEL, MAN, WHAT—Copy !req
113. WHERE ARE
THE BREAD PLATES?Copy !req
114. PFFT!Copy !req
115. AW, FORGET IT.
I'LL GET 'EM.Copy !req
116. OH, UM... GRAB SOME
SOUP SPOONS, WOULD YA?Copy !req
117. MM-HMM.Copy !req
118. I WANT SOME.Copy !req
119. OH, TURKEY!Copy !req
120. HEY, KENAN,
WHATCHA DOIN'?Copy !req
121. WHAT DOES IT
LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?
I'M SETTING THE TABLE.Copy !req
122. YEAH, SETTING IT
WRONG.Copy !req
123. AND JUST WHAT
AM I DOING WRONG,
PRAY TELL?Copy !req
124. THE WATER GLASSES
GO OVER THE KNIVES,
NOT THE FORKS. DUH!Copy !req
125. YEAH, WELL, I SAY
THE WATER GLASSES
CAN GO ON THE—Copy !req
126. DO YOU HEAR
SOMETHING?Copy !req
127. YEAH. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
128. I'M NOT SURE.Copy !req
129. I THINK I'VE HEARD
THAT SOUND BEFORE,
THOUGH.Copy !req
130. IT WAS ON THIS
DOCUMENTARY ABOUT
WILD ANIMALS EATING—Copy !req
131. NOOOO!Copy !req
132. WHAT?Copy !req
133. AAH!Copy !req
134. OH, NO!Copy !req
135. I'M SORRY!Copy !req
136. WHY?Copy !req
137. I'M POSSESSED BY
THE TURKEY DEVIL!Copy !req
138. KEL!Copy !req
139. KENAN!Copy !req
140. DON'T YOU YELL AT KEL!Copy !req
141. DO Y'ALL REALIZE
WHAT POP'S GONNA
DO TO USCopy !req
142. WHEN HE SEES THIS?Copy !req
143. OH!Copy !req
144. WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
WE GOTTA FIX IT.Copy !req
145. HOW ARE WE GONNA
FIX THAT TURKEY?Copy !req
146. IT'S ALL IN
KEL'S STOMACH.Copy !req
147. HEY, WHAT
YOU DOING?Copy !req
148. YOU GIVE ME
THAT TURKEY BACK!Copy !req
149. THAT'S WHAT YOU
GONNA DO!Copy !req
150. GIVE ME MY DAD'S
TURKEY! GIVE ME!
THE TURKEY!Copy !req
151. GIVE ME! THE TURKEY!Copy !req
152. YOU'RE SQUEEZING
MY PANCREAS!Copy !req
153. OH, MAN!Copy !req
154. KEL, YOU HAVE REALLY
DONE IT THIS TIME.Copy !req
155. YOU HAVE REALLY
DONE IT!Copy !req
156. OOH! THAT'S YOUR DADDY!Copy !req
157. TELL MY MAMA I LOVED HER!Copy !req
158. STOP THAT!Copy !req
159. THAT CAN'T BE
MY PARENTS ALREADY.Copy !req
160. IT'S MY RELATIVES.Copy !req
161. KYRA, GO LET THEM IN,
BUT DON'T LET THEM
IN THE KITCHEN!Copy !req
162. O.K.Copy !req
163. O.K. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
164. LET'S JUST CALM DOWN
AND THINK THIS RATIONALLY.Copy !req
165. O.K.Copy !req
166. I GOT IT! O.K.Copy !req
167. WE GOT TURKEY BONES,
RIGHT?Copy !req
168. BUT NO TURKEY MEAT.Copy !req
169. SO...Copy !req
170. ALL WE GOTTA DO
IS PUT SOME
TURKEY MEATCopy !req
171. BACK ON DEM BONES,
RIGHT?Copy !req
172. YEAH, UH-HUH.Copy !req
173. TO THE FRIDGE!Copy !req
174. TURKEY MEAT.
TURKEY MEAT...Copy !req
175. OH, WAIT. HERE'S
SOME PACKAGES OF
SLICED TURKEY MEAT.Copy !req
176. O.K.! COOL.Copy !req
177. WE'LL SEE IF I CAN
JUST WRAP THIS
AROUND HERE LIKE—Copy !req
178. PUT IT ON—Copy !req
179. GET IT ON—
JUST STAY LIKE THAT—Copy !req
180. AW!
AW!Copy !req
181. IT LOOKS DISEASED!Copy !req
182. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE
THE TURKEY MEAT
IS ALL SLICEY.Copy !req
183. THAT'S WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
184. WE GOTTA MAKE IT
LOOK LIKE FRESH,
UNSLICED MEAT.Copy !req
185. PFFT. YEAH.Copy !req
186. THE FOOD PROCESSOR!Copy !req
187. O.K. YEAH.Copy !req
188. WHOO! O.K.Copy !req
189. NOW WE JUST THROW
THIS FOOD IN THERECopy !req
190. AND GROUND IT ALL UP
SO WE CAN MOLD IT
BACK ONTO THE TURKEY.Copy !req
191. KYRA, YOU HAVE
GROWN A FOOTCopy !req
192. SINCE THE LAST TIME
I SAW YOU.Copy !req
193. NO, SHE HASN'T.Copy !req
194. SHE HAD 2 FEET
THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW HER,Copy !req
195. AND SHE'S GOT
2 FEET NOW.Copy !req
196. I MEAN SHE'S GROWN
A FOOT TALLER.Copy !req
197. WHAT? WHO CARES?Copy !req
198. WHERE'S THE TURKEY?Copy !req
199. I DIDN'T COME HERE TO YAP.Copy !req
200. I CAME HERE
TO EAT SOME TURKEY!Copy !req
201. QUIET, RAYMOND!Copy !req
202. SO, UM...Copy !req
203. WHERE'S
AUNT GERTIE?Copy !req
204. OH, WE RAN OVER
A NAIL COMING IN
YOUR DRIVEWAY.Copy !req
205. SHE'S OUT CHANGING
THE FLAT TIRE.Copy !req
206. BY HERSELF?Copy !req
207. WELL, NOW,
YOU KNOW THE WOMAN.Copy !req
208. SHE'S MORE MAN
THAN I AM!Copy !req
209. O.K. NOW WE'LL JUST
MOLD THIS MEAT
ONTO THE BONES.Copy !req
210. AW! AW!Copy !req
211. IT'S NOT LOOKIN'
VERY GOOD.Copy !req
212. I'M AWARE—Copy !req
213. OH, MAN!Copy !req
214. MY DADDY'S GONNA KILL US!Copy !req
215. BYE!Copy !req
216. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
217. AUSTRALIA.Copy !req
218. WHY?Copy !req
219. BECAUSE YOUR DADDY'S
NOT IN AUSTRALIA.Copy !req
220. KEL, YOU CAN'T
HIDE FOREVER, MAN.Copy !req
221. I GOT IT!Copy !req
222. WE'LL JUST CALL UP
AND HAVE A FRESH
TURKEY DELIVERED!Copy !req
223. BUT IT'S THANKSGIVING.
ISN'T EVERY PLACE
CLOSED?Copy !req
224. WE HAVE TO TRY!Copy !req
225. GIVE ME
THE PHONE BOOK.Copy !req
226. OH, LOOK!Copy !req
227. I DON'T SEE
TURKEYS.Copy !req
228. NO, NO, NO, NO.
LOOK.Copy !req
229. IT SAYS BRASSIERES.
HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
230. MAN!Copy !req
231. HEY, UNCLE RAYMOND,Copy !req
232. I GOT ALL "As"
IN SCHOOL LAST SEMESTER.Copy !req
233. WHOOP-DE-DOO!Copy !req
234. I WANT SOME TURKEY!Copy !req
235. MOM AND DAD SHOULD BE
HOME REAL SOON.Copy !req
236. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO
DO UNTIL THEN?Copy !req
237. WELL... I TAKE KARATE.Copy !req
238. DO YOU WANT ME
TO SHOW YOU SOME
KARATE MOVES?Copy !req
239. YEAH!Copy !req
240. WHY DON'T YOU
KARATE CHOP ME
A TURKEY SANDWICH?Copy !req
241. OH, EVERY PLACE
IS CLOSED!Copy !req
242. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
YOU HAVEN'T TRIED
THIS PLACE.Copy !req
243. AND IT'S REAL CLOSE.
TRY THIS NUMBER.Copy !req
244. HELLO. HI.
ARE YOU GUYS OPEN
TODAY?Copy !req
245. YOU ARE?
AND YOU HAVE TURKEYS?Copy !req
246. AND IT SAYS
THEY DELIVER.Copy !req
247. A-AND YOU DELIVER,
TOO, RIGHT? HA HA!Copy !req
248. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE
ONE LARGE TUR—Copy !req
249. NO, MAKE THAT TWO LARGE
TURKEYS DELIVERED
TO MY HOUSE.Copy !req
250. WHY TWO?Copy !req
251. IN CASE SOMETHING BAD
HAPPENS TO ONE OF 'EM.Copy !req
252. WHAT BAD COULD
HAPPEN?Copy !req
253. YOU!Copy !req
254. THIS IS A BACK KICK.Copy !req
255. HI-YAH!Copy !req
256. THIS IS A LEFT JAB.Copy !req
257. HI-YAH!Copy !req
258. THAT'S VERY NICE.Copy !req
259. IF I WEREN'T SO HUNGRY,
I'D CLAP.Copy !req
260. WHOO!Copy !req
261. HEY, UNCLE RAYMOND!Copy !req
262. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
263. HUNGRY.Copy !req
264. ALL RIGHT. WELL,
NOT TO WORRY, UNCLE RAYMOND.Copy !req
265. WE SHOULD HAVE
PLENTY OF TURKEY
REAL SOON. REAL SOON.Copy !req
266. MM-HMM. REAL SOON. ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
KEL?Copy !req
267. OH, BY THE WAY,
THIS IS KEL.Copy !req
268. IS HE A TURKEY?Copy !req
269. NO.Copy !req
270. THEN WHO CARES?Copy !req
271. HEY, GRANDMAMA!Copy !req
272. ALL RIGHT. WELL, UH...Copy !req
273. WHERE'S AUNT GERTIE?Copy !req
274. FIXING A FLAT TIRE.
IS THE TURKEY READY?Copy !req
275. OOH! THAT MUST BE
AUNT GERTIE NOW!Copy !req
276. I'LL GET IT.Copy !req
277. KENAN!Copy !req
278. SOMEBODY GET
THE HEDGE CLIPPERS!Copy !req
279. HEY, AUNT GERTIE.Copy !req
280. GIVE ME A BIG OL' KISS!Copy !req
281. H-HEY! I'D RATHER NOT
GIVE YOU A—Copy !req
282. HEY, KENAN,
I BET THAT'S—Copy !req
283. I KNOW, I KNOW.
UM, AUNT GERTIE,
COME ON IN AND SIT DOWN.Copy !req
284. ME AND KEL ARE GONNA
BE RIGHT BACK
IN A SECOND.Copy !req
285. GO AHEAD, MAKE
YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.Copy !req
286. I'LL BE VERY
COMFORTABLECopy !req
287. WHEN I GET SOME
TURKEY IN MY GUT!Copy !req
288. COME IN! COME IN.Copy !req
289. COME IN.Copy !req
290. OH, HOWDY!Copy !req
291. MY NAME'S JARVIS,
JARVIS LOAD.Copy !req
292. SOMEBODY HERE ORDER
2 TURKEYS?Copy !req
293. YEAH, YEAH.
WE DID, MAN.Copy !req
294. WHERE ARE
THE TURKEYS?Copy !req
295. RIGHT HERE.
HANG ON.
I'LL GET 'EM.Copy !req
296. MAN, WE REALLY
LUCKED OUT THIS TIME.Copy !req
297. I'LL JUST PUT
THE TURKEY
IN THE SAME PAN,Copy !req
298. AND MY FATHER'LL NEVER
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
299. I THINK YOUR DAD
IS GONNA NOTICE
THE DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
300. YES, SIR?
JARVIS!Copy !req
301. PARTNER,
THESE TURKEYS
ARE ALIVE!Copy !req
302. YEP! YOU SURE DO
KNOW YOUR TURKEYS,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
303. I DON'T WANT
LIVE TURKEYS.Copy !req
304. I WANTED 'EM COOKED,
YOU KNOW, GOLDEN BROWN
AND READY TO EAT.Copy !req
305. YOU BETTER GET
TO IT, THEN!Copy !req
306. I'LL SEND YA
A BILL.Copy !req
307. BYE-BYE.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.Copy !req
308. NO, IT ISN'T!Copy !req
309. WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO NOW?Copy !req
310. I THINK WE SHOULD
NAME THIS ONE TOOTIE
AND THIS ONE RAYJEEN.Copy !req
311. Uncle Raymond: TELL ME,Copy !req
312. DO I GET TO
EAT SOME TURKEY
OR DON'T I, KENAN?Copy !req
313. UNCLE RAYMOND'S COMING.
QUICK! HIDE THE TURKEYS.Copy !req
314. COME ON, LITTLE CRITTERS!Copy !req
315. COME ON, TURKEY!Copy !req
316. COME ON, TURKEY!Copy !req
317. COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
318. I DON'T MEAN TO
BE RUDE,Copy !req
319. BUT IF I DON'T GET
SOME TURKEY SOON,
I'M LEAVING THIS DUMP.Copy !req
320. OH, UNCLE RAYMOND,
DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
321. WE GONNA HAVE TURKEY
REAL SOON.Copy !req
322. I'M SO HUNGRY,
I'M STARTING TO
HEAR TURKEY.Copy !req
323. HA! OH, FUNNY
UNCLE RAYMOND!Copy !req
324. GOBBLE-GOBBLE!Copy !req
325. KYRA!Copy !req
326. WHAT?Copy !req
327. TAKE YOUR UNCLE
RAYMOND BACK IN
THE LIVING ROOMCopy !req
328. AND ENTERTAIN HIM
WITH SOME MORE
KARATE MOVES, BABY.Copy !req
329. COME ON,
UNCLE RAYMOND.Copy !req
330. AW, THIS BITES!Copy !req
331. WHAT'LL WE DO NOW?Copy !req
332. EVERY STORE WITH
TURKEYS IS GONNA
BE CLOSED, 'CAUSE—Copy !req
333. AH! RIGBY'S! COME ON!Copy !req
334. AH... THERE.Copy !req
335. MOTHER WILL CERTAINLY
ENJOY THESE RAW EGGS.Copy !req
336. WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT A MINUTE!Copy !req
337. OH!Copy !req
338. OOH! CHRIS!Copy !req
339. SORRY.Copy !req
340. OH! WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING?Copy !req
341. YOU KNOCKED ME
ALL DOWN!Copy !req
342. OH, I'M ALL
EGGY!Copy !req
343. CHRIS, WE NEED
A TURKEY!Copy !req
344. WELL, HURRY UP!Copy !req
345. I'M TAKING MOTHER
TO THE THANKSGIVING
DINNER AT LE MEETS.Copy !req
346. OH, THAT'S VERY NICE.Copy !req
347. BYE!
LATER.Copy !req
348. WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME
CLEAN THIS UP!Copy !req
349. YO!
OH!Copy !req
350. MAN, WE GOTTA COOK
THIS BIRD FAST!Copy !req
351. HAND ME THE COOKBOOK!Copy !req
352. "RUMP ROAST.
UM, SOUP... SQUASH—"Copy !req
353. GIMME THE COOKBOOK!
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT
OF TIME, SCHMOE!Copy !req
354. TURKEYS! ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO.Copy !req
355. OH, MAN, IT SAYS
IT TAKES 8 HOURS
TO COOK IN THE OVEN!Copy !req
356. WE DON'T HAVE
8 HOURS!Copy !req
357. OH, WE DON'T?Copy !req
358. OH, I KNOW HOW
WE CAN COOK
THIS BIRD FAST!Copy !req
359. WHATCHA GONNA DO?Copy !req
360. I'M GONNA SHOVE
THIS BIRD IN
THE MICROWAVECopy !req
361. AND SET IT ON HIGH.Copy !req
362. OH! I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
O.K., WAIT...Copy !req
363. IT WON'T FIT!Copy !req
364. HAND ME A LUBRICANT!Copy !req
365. HURRY UP!Copy !req
366. O-O.K. IT'S ALMOST IN.Copy !req
367. HERE, TRY THIS!Copy !req
368. UH-OH. UH, KENAN,
IT SAYS EVEN IN
THE MICROWAVE,Copy !req
369. IT TAKES 2 HOURS.Copy !req
370. I GOT YOUR 2 HOURS!
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I'LL DO.Copy !req
371. O.K.!Copy !req
372. THERE!
THAT OUGHTA SPEED THINGS UP.Copy !req
373. YEAH!Copy !req
374. READY?Copy !req
375. HI-YAH!Copy !req
376. TA-DA!Copy !req
377. ANY MORE IDEAS?Copy !req
378. WHAT THE—Copy !req
379. JUST HUSH, KYRA.Copy !req
380. DO ME A FAVOR
AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS.Copy !req
381. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
382. WHERE WE GOING?Copy !req
383. WHERE DID CHRIS SAY
HE WAS TAKING HIS
MAMA TO DINNER?Copy !req
384. LE MEETS.Copy !req
385. YEAH, THAT'S IT.
LE MEETS.Copy !req
386. COME ON.Copy !req
387. WHAT ABOUT THIS MESS—Copy !req
388. CLEAN UP THE MESS,
AND WE'LL BE BACK.Copy !req
389. DON'T LET NOBODY
IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
390. YES,
MAY I HELP YOU...Copy !req
391. GENTLEMEN?Copy !req
392. YEAH! WE NEED A TURKEY.Copy !req
393. DEAD AND COOKED.Copy !req
394. HA HA. TODAY IS
THANKSGIVING.Copy !req
395. DOY!Copy !req
396. IF YOU WANT A TURKEY,
IT MUST BE ORDERED
2 FULL DAYS IN ADVANCE.Copy !req
397. THEY TAKE 8 HOURS
TO COOK.Copy !req
398. SO I'VE HEARD.Copy !req
399. HEY, THERE'S CHRIS.
COME ON.Copy !req
400. Maitre d': SIRS! SIRS!Copy !req
401. NO! SIRS!Copy !req
402. HEY, CHRIS!Copy !req
403. HEY,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
404. OH, MY—WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING
HERE?Copy !req
405. WHY ARE YOUR CLOTHES
ALL BETATTERED?Copy !req
406. BETATTERED? BETATTERED?Copy !req
407. OH, MAN.Copy !req
408. FORGET IT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
409. WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?Copy !req
410. SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM
PUTTING IN
HER MEAT TEETH.Copy !req
411. HERE'S YOUR TURKEY,
SIR.Copy !req
412. WONDERFUL.
AH.Copy !req
413. MMM!Copy !req
414. OH!Copy !req
415. WHAT
A BEAUTIFUL BIRD!Copy !req
416. OH, WHAT'S THIS, GRAVY?Copy !req
417. OH, OH, LOOK WHAT
HAPPENED!Copy !req
418. OH! OH!Copy !req
419. YOU GOT GRAVY
ALL OVER MY
TROUSERS!Copy !req
420. OH, SORRY, CHRIS!
MY FAULT. LET ME HELP.Copy !req
421. STOP WIPING
MY PANTS!Copy !req
422. OH,
GOODNESS!Copy !req
423. OH! OH!Copy !req
424. WELL, BYE, CHRIS!Copy !req
425. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!Copy !req
426. NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
427. DON'T TELL NOBODY!Copy !req
428. WE GOT IT.
HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
429. AND MY PARENTS
AREN'T HOME.Copy !req
430. WE'RE COOL!Copy !req
431. OH, I NEED TO SIT DOWN.Copy !req
432. I NEED SOME
ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
433. OH... OH!Copy !req
434. WHO LOVES
ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
435. AW, HERE HE GOES.Copy !req
436. KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
437. IS IT TRUE?Copy !req
438. MM-HMM!Copy !req
439. I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO,Copy !req
440. I D—Copy !req
441. OOH OOH.Copy !req
442. OOH OOH WHAT?Copy !req
443. MY BOTTLE CAP
FLEW INTO
THE TURKEY'S HOLE!Copy !req
444. WHAT?Copy !req
445. D-DON'T WORRY!
I'LL GET IT!Copy !req
446. I—I CAN FEEL IT!Copy !req
447. I ALMOST GOT IT!
WAIT A MINUTE!Copy !req
448. T-THERE IT IS. WAIT—
OH, IT'S HOT! OH!Copy !req
449. THEN TAKE YOUR HAND
OUT.Copy !req
450. I CAN'T! IT'S STUCK!Copy !req
451. MAN, THIS CANNOT BE
HAPPENING TO ME!Copy !req
452. HURRY UP! IT'S HOT!
IT'S HOT!Copy !req
453. GET IT OFF ME!Copy !req
454. AAH!Copy !req
455. OH, MAN,
THE CORN!Copy !req
456. NO! WAIT!Copy !req
457. GIMME YOUR HAND!Copy !req
458. KEL!Copy !req
459. WHOO HOO!Copy !req
460. WHAT THE—Copy !req
461. IS THAT A TURKEY
ON THAT BOY'S HAND?Copy !req
462. OH, IT'S HOT!
GET IT OFF ME!Copy !req
463. OH, IT'S HOT! OH!Copy !req
464. STOP EATING
THE TURKEY!Copy !req
465. SORRY WE'RE LATE.Copy !req
466. TURKEYS?Copy !req
467. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING WITH MY BIRD?Copy !req
468. WELL, KEL...Copy !req
469. HUH?Copy !req
470. W-WHICH WAY
YOU GONNA RUN?Copy !req
471. THAT WAY.Copy !req
472. COOL.Copy !req
473. I'M GONNA RUN
THIS WAY.Copy !req
474. WHOO!Copy !req
475. OH, YOU'RE SWEET!Copy !req
476. SWEET!Copy !req
477. WELL, THAT WAS
AN INTERESTING
THANKSGIVING.Copy !req
478. WELL, I HAD FUN.Copy !req
479. FUN?Copy !req
480. WE RUINED 3 TURKEYS,
2 OVENS,Copy !req
481. CHRIS'S DINNER,
OUR DINNER,Copy !req
482. A WHOLE BUNCH OF
DISH WARE,Copy !req
483. AND I'M GROUNDED
TILL NEXT THANKSGIVING.Copy !req
484. YOUR PARENTS
WILL CALM DOWN BY
THE NEXT EPISODE.Copy !req
485. YOU BETTER HOPE
THEY DO.Copy !req
486. AW, THEY WILL.
THE WRITERS TOLD ME.Copy !req
487. WHOO! BUT I GOTTA
ADMIT, BRO,Copy !req
488. YOU GAVE ME
A GOOD IDEACopy !req
489. WHEN YOU HAD YOUR HAND
STUCK IN THAT TURKEY.Copy !req
490. I DID? KENAN, NO!Copy !req
491. NO, CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
492. PLEASE, KENAN.
HELP ME!Copy !req
493. TA-DA!Copy !req
494. TURKEY BOXING
GLOVES!Copy !req
495. SEE, WHEN YOU'RE
DONE SPARRING,
YOU CAN EAT 'EM.Copy !req
496. SEE? WATCH.
JAB, JAB, HUAH!Copy !req
497. COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
498. LET'S GO FIND
SOMEBODY FOR YOU
TO TURKEY BOX.Copy !req
499. KEL'S GONNA BE
THE NEXT MUHAMMAD ALI!Copy !req
500. K-K-KENAN?
PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION
MAKES ME NAUSEOUS. SEE?Copy !req
501. PHYSICAL—
PHYSICAL—Copy !req
502. KENAN!Copy !req
503. I'M A LOVAH,
NOT A FIGHTAH!Copy !req
504. KENAN! KENAN!Copy !req
505. AW, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
506. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
507. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.Copy !req
508. KENAN AND KEL WAS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCECopy !req
509. AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
IN ORLANDOCopy !req
510. AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS,
FLORIDA.Copy !req