1. OH, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH!Copy !req
4. WORD.Copy !req
5. THANK YOU.Copy !req
6. THIS IS
THE KENAN & KELCopy !req
7. TELEVISION PROGRAM,Copy !req
8. AND THIS CUTE
LITTLE FELLOW
STANDING NEXT TO MECopy !req
9. GOES BY THE NAME
OF KEL!Copy !req
10. YEAH. AND THIS HUGGABLE
TEDDY BEAR TO MY LEFTCopy !req
11. USUALLY RESPONDS
TO THE NAME KENAN!Copy !req
12. WORD. WORD.Copy !req
13. OK. TONIGHT BEFORE
WE BEGIN THE SHOW,Copy !req
14. WE'RE GOING TO
DO SOMETHING
A LITTLE DIFFERENT.Copy !req
15. OOH, WE GONNA
TAKE A BUBBLE BATH?Copy !req
16. NO, BUBBLE BOY!
NOT THATDIFFERENT.Copy !req
17. OH.Copy !req
18. I'M SAYING WE'RE
GOING TO TAKE
SOME QUESTIONSCopy !req
19. FROM THE STUDIO
AUDIENCE.Copy !req
20. UM...Copy !req
21. YOU THERE.Copy !req
22. YES. I WAS JUST WONDERING,
WHEN YOU WERE NAMING THE SHOW,Copy !req
23. HOW DID YOU COME UP
WITH THE NAME KENAN & KEL?Copy !req
24. OH.Copy !req
25. THOSE ARE OUR NAMES.Copy !req
26. SEE, HIS NAME IS KENAN,
AND MINE IS KEL,Copy !req
27. AND THE NAME OF THE SHOW
IS KENAN & KEL.Copy !req
28. WOW! WHAT A COINCIDENCE.Copy !req
29. HA HA HA!Copy !req
30. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
31. ARE THERE
ANY INTELLIGENT
QUESTIONS OUT THERE?Copy !req
32. YES, UM, DO YOU TWO
HAVE GIRLFRIENDS?Copy !req
33. NO. NO. NOT US.Copy !req
34. NO GIRLFRIENDS
AT THE MOMENT.Copy !req
35. WHY? IS ANYONE
AVAILABLE?Copy !req
36. YES!
YES!
YES!Copy !req
37. OH, OK! ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
CALM DOWN.Copy !req
38. WE'LL ALL TALK
AFTER THE SHOW.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
39. UM, LET ME SEE.
YEAH. YOU THERE.Copy !req
40. YEAH. I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU GUYS ALREADY KNEW
WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPENCopy !req
41. IN THE SHOW
WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE.Copy !req
42. UM... NO. I DON'T.
NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
43. I DO.Copy !req
44. Y-YOU DO? HOW DO YOU KNOW
AND I DON'T KNOW?Copy !req
45. I SNEAKED INTO
THE PRODUCER'S OFFICE
AND READ THE SCRIPT.Copy !req
46. TELL ME, WHAT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN?Copy !req
47. CAN'T SAY. HA HA!
COME ALONG NOW,
BABY. WHOO!Copy !req
48. KENAN, YOU—TELL ME!
I—I MUST KNOW!Copy !req
49. THE SUSPENSE
IS KILLING ME. KENAN!Copy !req
50. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
51. BOO!Copy !req
52. MAN, DON'T
DO THAT!Copy !req
53. HOW COME?Copy !req
54. BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE
STARTING OFF MY DAY
WITH A CONCUSSION.Copy !req
55. CALL ME UNUSUAL.Copy !req
56. HIYA, KENAN.
HIYA, KEL.Copy !req
57. HIYA, JANET.Copy !req
58. YOU TWO CERTAINLY
LOOK EFFERVESCENT
THIS MORNING.Copy !req
59. EFFERVESCENT?Copy !req
60. OH, NEVER MIND.Copy !req
61. KEL, DO YOU HAVE
THE $3.00 THAT
YOU OWE ME?Copy !req
62. OH, YEAH.
IT'S IN MY LOCKER.Copy !req
63. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
64. THANKS.
WHAT'S UP WITH ALL
THE ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
65. OH, I LOVE
ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
66. REALLY? I THINK
ORANGE SODA'S ICKY.Copy !req
67. YOU THINK IT'S WHAT?Copy !req
68. NO, NO, NO, NOW.
EASY. EASY.
EASY, KEL.Copy !req
69. I WON'T TOLERATE DISRESPECT
FOR ORANGE SODA, NOW.Copy !req
70. WELL, I'LL SEE
YOU TWO IN CLASS.Copy !req
71. I CAN'T WAIT
TO HEAR YOUR
BOOK REPORTS.Copy !req
72. BOOK REPORT?Copy !req
73. OOH.Copy !req
74. KEL, I CALLED YOU
LAST NIGHTCopy !req
75. AND ASKED YOU
IF OUR BOOK REPORTS
WERE DUE TODAY.Copy !req
76. YOU SAID, "OH, NO, KENAN.
I'M POSITIVE THEY'RE NOT DUE
UNTIL WEDNESDAY."Copy !req
77. I GUESS
I GOT CONFUSED.Copy !req
78. YOU WERE BORN
CONFUSED!Copy !req
79. MUST YOU DAMAGE
MY EGO?Copy !req
80. I'LL DAMAGE
MORE THAN THAT.Copy !req
81. MAN! WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?Copy !req
82. MISS LOOFAH'S GOING TO
GIVE US ZEROS.Copy !req
83. OH, HEY,
WHY DON'T WE JUST
MAKE SOMETHING UP?Copy !req
84. KEL, YOU CAN'T MAKE UP
A BOOK REPORT, MAN.Copy !req
85. YOU GOT TO AT LEAST READ
A FEW OF THE PAGES, IGNO!Copy !req
86. SO, KENAN, WHAT
DID YOU CHOOSE FOR
YOUR BOOK REPORT?Copy !req
87. OH, MINE'S ON
THIS BOOK CALLEDCopy !req
88. WHY DON'T YOU HUSH UP
AND MIND YOUR OWN
BUSINESS, JANET?Copy !req
89. GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS.
HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
90. UM, EXCUSE ME.
WHERE'S MRS. LOOFAH?Copy !req
91. OH. WELL, THERE'S BEEN
A LITTLE PROBLEM.Copy !req
92. A—A PROBLEM?Copy !req
93. YOUR PRINCIPAL REALLY
SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS,Copy !req
94. BUT IT SEEMS THAT
MRS. LOOFAH HAS CHECKED INTO
A MENTAL FACILITY.Copy !req
95. MS. LOOFAH'S
IN THE NUTHOUSE!Copy !req
96. NO! NO, NO.Copy !req
97. NO, NO, NO.
IT'S NOT A NUTHOUSE...Copy !req
98. EXACTLY.Copy !req
99. WELL, THEN WHAT'S
WRONG WITH HER?Copy !req
100. IT SEEMS THAT TEACHING WAS JUST
A LITTLE TOO STRESSFUL FOR HER.Copy !req
101. WHY Y'ALL
LOOKING AT ME?Copy !req
102. IN THE MEANTIME,
MY NAME IS MISS HORN,Copy !req
103. AND I'LL BE TEACHING THE CLASS
FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS.Copy !req
104. EVERYBODY COOL WITH THAT?Copy !req
105. WHATEVER.Copy !req
106. ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE. LOOKS LIKE
BOOK REPORTS ARE DUE TODAY.Copy !req
107. SO, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?Copy !req
108. HOW ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
109. AAH! OH!Copy !req
110. UH... UH-UH.Copy !req
111. OH, LET'S GO.Copy !req
112. OH, I DON'T
WANT TO—Copy !req
113. NOW!Copy !req
114. HELP ME!Copy !req
115. NO, NO, NO. GO AHEAD
AND MAKE UP SOMETHING
LIKE YOU SAID.Copy !req
116. Y-YEAH. I'LL JUST
MAKE UP SOMETHING.Copy !req
117. YEAH.Copy !req
118. YEAH. I'M SMOOTH.
LIKE BUTTER.Copy !req
119. PARKAY.Copy !req
120. ALL RIGHT. YEAH.Copy !req
121. BUTTER.Copy !req
122. UM...Copy !req
123. AHEM.Copy !req
124. UM...Copy !req
125. WELL, THAT WAS
INTERESTING.Copy !req
126. I'M PREPARED TO GIVE
MY BOOK REPORT,
MISS HORN.Copy !req
127. "I'M JANET, AND I'M
ALL PREPARED, MISS HORN.
HEH HEH HEH!"Copy !req
128. ALL RIGHT. COME ON UP.Copy !req
129. MY REPORT IS
ON THE FASCINATING BOOK
WOMEN BETTER THAN MEN,Copy !req
130. BY MARGARET GRUFF.Copy !req
131. THIS IMPORTANT BOOK CHRONICLES
THE OPPRESSION OF WOMEN
THROUGHOUT THE AGES...Copy !req
132. SO, WHEN YOU LOOK
AT MEN AND WOMEN OBJECTIVELY,Copy !req
133. IT IS MORE THAN OBVIOUS—
WOMEN, BETTER THAN MEN.Copy !req
134. THANK YOU!Copy !req
135. OH, YES! YES, JANET.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
136. THANK YOU.
THAT WAS GREAT, HONEY.Copy !req
137. JUST NEXT TIME, TRY TO KEEP IT
UNDER 45 MINUTES.Copy !req
138. PRINCIPAL DIMLY.Copy !req
139. I FOUND KEL OUTSIDE
HIDING IN A TREE.Copy !req
140. WELL, THANK YOU
FOR RETURNING HIM.Copy !req
141. GO SIT DOWN, KEL.Copy !req
142. SORRY.Copy !req
143. HA HA! OK.Copy !req
144. UM, WHO'S READY TO GO NEXT?Copy !req
145. COME ON, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
146. HOW ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
147. AAH!Copy !req
148. WHO—WHO—WHO, ME?Copy !req
149. MM-HMM.Copy !req
150. OH, NO. NO, THANK YOU.
I MEAN, I'M FLATTERED
THAT YOU WANT ME—Copy !req
151. NOW.Copy !req
152. UH, YEAH.
I'M KENAN, AND...Copy !req
153. I LIKE SPORTS, MOVIES,
LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH...Copy !req
154. SPAGHETTI. HOW MANY
OF Y'ALL LIKE SPAGHETTI?
LET'S SEE A SHOW OF HANDS.Copy !req
155. KENAN, YOUR
BOOK REPORT?Copy !req
156. MY BOOK REPORT! RIGHT.Copy !req
157. MY BOOK REPORT
IS ON A BOOK, AND...Copy !req
158. WHAT'S THE NAME
OF THE BOOK?Copy !req
159. THANK YOU FOR ASKING, KEL!Copy !req
160. BUT, UH... THE BOOK I CHOSE
IS A FINE, FINE BOOK,
IF YOU WILL.Copy !req
161. I-IT'S CALLED—Copy !req
162. TIME'S UP.
DARN MY LUCK.Copy !req
163. ALL RIGHT. NOW LISTEN UP,
YOU GUYS.Copy !req
164. EVERYBODY WHO DID NOT GIVE
HIS BOOK REPORT TODAY WILL BE
PREPARED TO DO SO TOMORROW.Copy !req
165. SEE YOU GUYS LATER.Copy !req
166. HEY, WAIT UP, KEL.Copy !req
167. ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.Copy !req
168. BUT—Copy !req
169. KENAN, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
YOUR BOOK REPORT READY
TO GIVE TODAY, DID YOU?Copy !req
170. WELL, THAT DEPENDS
ON WHAT YOU MEAN
BY READY. I MEAN—Copy !req
171. UH-UH-UH.
MM-MMM, KENAN.Copy !req
172. NO, I DIDN'T.
BUT PLEASE DON'T
GIVE ME A ZERO.Copy !req
173. THAT'LL RUIN MY GRADE
FOR THE WHOLE SEMESTER.Copy !req
174. I'M NOT GOING TO
GIVE YOU A ZERO.Copy !req
175. I JUST WANTED YOU
TO BE HONEST
WITH ME.Copy !req
176. I THINK
IT'S IMPORTANTCopy !req
177. THAT WE GET OUR
RELATIONSHIP OFF
ON THE RIGHT FOOT.Copy !req
178. HEY, YOU GOT IT.
RIGHT FOOT, LEFT FOOT,Copy !req
179. ANY FOOT THAT KEEPS ME
FROM GETTING A ZERO.Copy !req
180. YOU JUST MAKE SURE
YOU HAVE YOUR BOOK
REPORT READY TOMORROW.Copy !req
181. OH, I WILL. I WILL.Copy !req
182. I'LL READ A WHOLE BOOK,
NO MATTER HOW PAINFUL
IT MAY BE.Copy !req
183. I'M JUST PLAYING.Copy !req
184. BUT THANK YOU
FOR YOUR KINDNESS
AND UNDERSTANDING, THOUGH.Copy !req
185. I'LL JUST BE GRABBING
MY BAG HERE. UH!Copy !req
186. EH—EH—EH—EH—EH—
EH—EH—EH—UH—UH—Copy !req
187. IS SOMETHING WRONG?Copy !req
188. YEAH. MY BACK.Copy !req
189. I HURT IT AT RIGBY'S
WHEN I WAS LIFTING
SOMETHING.Copy !req
190. I THINK I PULLED
MY GLUTINOUS BACKIMUS
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.Copy !req
191. OK. WAIT A MINUTE.
I THINK I CAN FIX IT.Copy !req
192. NO. IT REALLY HURTS.Copy !req
193. NO, NO. IT'S OK.
MY FATHER'S
A CHIROPRACTOR.Copy !req
194. NO. THAT'S HIS LEARNING,
NOT YOURS.Copy !req
195. OK. CROSS—COME ON NOW.
CROSS YOUR ARMS.Copy !req
196. YOU READY?Copy !req
197. I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT ALL THIS.Copy !req
198. WHOO! OH, OH! OH.Copy !req
199. OH. WOW.Copy !req
200. THERE. THAT'S
MUCH BETTER.Copy !req
201. THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
MISS HORN.Copy !req
202. MM-HMM. YOU THANK ME
BY HAVING YOUR BOOK REPORT
READY TOMORROW.Copy !req
203. OH, I WILL. I WILL.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
204. KENAN, I'M TELLING YOU,
I KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
205. YOU KNOW NOTHING!Copy !req
206. KENAN, MISS HORN
LIKES YOU. I CAN TELL.Copy !req
207. YOU CAN'T EVEN
TELL TIME.Copy !req
208. UH-UH.Copy !req
209. HEY, HEY, DON'T
CHANGE THE SUBJECT.Copy !req
210. SHE DOESN'T
LIKE ME.Copy !req
211. I SAW HER PUT
HER ARMS AROUND YOU.Copy !req
212. SHE WAS CRACKING
MY BACK!Copy !req
213. MM-HMM.Copy !req
214. AND WHAT DID SHE
SAY TO YOU BEFORE SHE
"CRACKED YOUR BACK"?Copy !req
215. NOTHING! SHE WAS JUST
TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE
WANTS OUR RELATIONSHIP—Copy !req
216. OH! RELATIONSHIP.
HA HA! SEE?Copy !req
217. RELATIONSHIP. SHE WANTS
TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOU. UH-HUH. SEE?Copy !req
218. KEL, HUSH UP!Copy !req
219. YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE A PEPPERONI
UP YOUR NOSECopy !req
220. IF YOU DON'T
QUIT YAPPING.Copy !req
221. KENAN, I KNOW
FEMALES.Copy !req
222. SHE'S NOT A FEMALE.
SHE'S A TEACHER.Copy !req
223. AND BESIDES,
MISS HORN IS, LIKE,
WHAT, IN HER 20s?Copy !req
224. SHE ALL OLD.Copy !req
225. SHE CAN'T HAVE
A CRUSH ON ME.Copy !req
226. HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
227. CHRIS. MAN,
WOULD YOU PLEASE
TELL THIS CLOWNCopy !req
228. THAT IT'S NOT
POSSIBLE FOR A WOMAN
IN HER 20sCopy !req
229. TO LIKE A GUY
MY AGE?Copy !req
230. IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
231. THANK YOU.Copy !req
232. NO OLDER WOMAN
HAS EVER LIKED ME.Copy !req
233. SO YOU FEEL THAT
YOUNGER WOMEN
USUALLY LIKE YOU?Copy !req
234. UH, NO.Copy !req
235. SO, CHRIS,
WHAT KIND OF WOMEN
USUALLY DO LIKE YOU?Copy !req
236. OH, WELL...Copy !req
237. BE QUIET!Copy !req
238. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
239. OH, YES. HELLO,
MISS QUAGMIRE.Copy !req
240. HELLO. WHERE CAN I
FIND THE HOT SAUCE?Copy !req
241. OH, IT'S
RIGHT OVER THERE
BY THE OINTMENT.Copy !req
242. OINTMENT.Copy !req
243. I KNOW.
LET'S ASK HER.Copy !req
244. KEL, IF YOU
DON'T QUIT WITH
ALL THIS NONSENSE—Copy !req
245. EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.Copy !req
246. WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT RELATIONSHIPSCopy !req
247. BETWEEN OLDER WOMEN
AND YOUNGER MEN?Copy !req
248. OH!Copy !req
249. HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
250. WELL, YOU PEPPY
YOUNG RASCAL, YOU.Copy !req
251. NO, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
252. THAT'S NOT
WHAT I MEANT.Copy !req
253. I DIDN'T MEAN IT
LIKE THAT!Copy !req
254. NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
255. OH, YOU NEED
TO CALM DOWN.Copy !req
256. OH! NO, NO. THAT'S JUST
NOT EVEN GOING DOWN
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
257. NOT GOING DOWN
LIKE THAT. NO, NO.Copy !req
258. WAIT FOR ME,
DARLING!Copy !req
259. OHH!Copy !req
260. AND SO, IN CONCLUSION,
THE BOOK THE LOST JEWELSCopy !req
261. TURNS OUT NOT TO BE A STORY
OF ONE MAN'S STRUGGLE
TO FIND RICHES.Copy !req
262. RATHER, IT IS HIS STRUGGLE
TO FIND HIMSELF.Copy !req
263. I'M KENAN. THANK YOU.Copy !req
264. WHOO! THAT
WAS GOOD.Copy !req
265. GOOD!Copy !req
266. YES, YES. EXCELLENT.
EXCELLENT REPORT, KENAN.Copy !req
267. AND THE WAY THAT YOU DESCRIBED
THE MAN'S LOVE FOR HIS WIFE,Copy !req
268. IT REALLY TOUCHED MY HEART.Copy !req
269. SOME SAY
I HAVE A GIFT.Copy !req
270. WELL, SOME MAY BE RIGHT.Copy !req
271. WHOOO!Copy !req
272. "AND THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED
THE MAN'S LOVE FOR HIS WIFE,Copy !req
273. IT JUST—IT JUST
TOUCHED MY HEART."Copy !req
274. WOULD YOU SHUT
YOUR BIG BAZOO?Copy !req
275. DON'T YOU HEAR
THE WAY SHE
TALKS TO YOU?Copy !req
276. NO. DON'T!Copy !req
277. DON'T YOU SEE HOW
SHE LOOKS AT YOU?Copy !req
278. NO, I DON'T!
NOW I'M TELLING YOU
FOR THE LAST TIME,Copy !req
279. MISS HORN PAYS
NO MORE ATTENTION TO MECopy !req
280. THAN ANYONE ELSE
IN THAT CLASS.Copy !req
281. HEY, KENAN. KEL.Copy !req
282. WHAT THE—
UH, MISS HORN.Copy !req
283. HOW'D YOU KNOW
I WORKED HERE?Copy !req
284. YOU TOLD ME YESTERDAY,
REMEMBER?Copy !req
285. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
286. WELL, IT WAS AWFULLY
SWEET OF YOU TO COME
BY AND VISIT KENAN.Copy !req
287. ACTUALLY, KEL,
I JUST CAME BY TO PICK UP
SOME KITTY LITTER.Copy !req
288. SURE YOU DID.Copy !req
289. OK. YEP, THIS
OUGHT TO DO IT.Copy !req
290. OK. THAT'LL BE $4.19.Copy !req
291. ALL RIGHT. HERE.Copy !req
292. OH, LISTEN, KENAN,
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
STAY AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROWCopy !req
293. AND HELP ME OUT
WITH SOMETHING?Copy !req
294. UM... SURE,
BUT WHY ME?Copy !req
295. WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
I COULD USE A TALL,
STRONG MAN.Copy !req
296. OHH!Copy !req
297. OHHH!Copy !req
298. WHOO!Copy !req
299. I TOLD YOU!
I TOLD YOU!Copy !req
300. WHOO! A TALL,
BIG, STRONG MAN.Copy !req
301. HERE YOU GO,
SWEETHEART. ENJOY.Copy !req
302. HEY, CAN I BE
THE BEST MAN
AT YOUR WEDDING?Copy !req
303. NO!Copy !req
304. HEY, WHERE ARE
YOU GUYS GOING
ON YOUR HONEYMOON?Copy !req
305. STOP TALKING!Copy !req
306. WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS,
CAN THEY CALL ME
UNCLE KEL-KEL?Copy !req
307. HEY, UNCLE KEL-KEL.Copy !req
308. WE LOVE YOU,
UNCLE KEL-KEL.Copy !req
309. DO A FUNKY DANCE,
UNCLE KEL-KEL.Copy !req
310. KEL, LET ME TALK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE.Copy !req
311. HUH? WHAT? I LIKE
THE UNCLE KEL THING.Copy !req
312. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
313. OOH!Copy !req
314. SO, MY SON
HAS A GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
315. NO.Copy !req
316. OH, COME ON.
WHO IS SHE?Copy !req
317. THERE IS NO SHE.Copy !req
318. MAYBE YOU
AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDCopy !req
319. CAN DOUBLE-DATE
WITH KEL AND ME.Copy !req
320. I DON'T HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND!Copy !req
321. YES, HE DOES.Copy !req
322. HOW DID YOU
COME OUT THE—Copy !req
323. KEL, COME. SIT DOWN
AND TELL US ALL ABOUT
KENAN'S NEW GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
324. OH!Copy !req
325. DOES SHE
GO TO SCHOOL
WITH YOU TWO?Copy !req
326. WELL, UH,
SHE SURE DOES.Copy !req
327. MM-HMM. WELL, IS SHE
IN YOUR CLASS?Copy !req
328. TECHNICALLY, SHE IS
IN OUR CLASS.Copy !req
329. KEL, I'M
WARNING YOU, MAN.Copy !req
330. OH, KENAN, DON'T
BE SO EMBARRASSED.Copy !req
331. YEAH. I THINK IT'S SWEET
YOU HAVE A LITTLE
SNUGGLE-BUNNY.Copy !req
332. OOH! SNUGGLE-BUNNY.
HA HA HA!Copy !req
333. SNUGGLE-BUNNY.
SNUGGLE-BUNNY.Copy !req
334. HELLO?Copy !req
335. KEL, STOP
CALLING ME!Copy !req
336. CRAZY KEL. WHAT A NUT.Copy !req
337. THINKING THAT MISS HORN
HAS A CRUSH ON ME.Copy !req
338. YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE I COULD EVER
DATE A TEACHER.Copy !req
339. MAYBE IN MY DREAMS.Copy !req
340. COME IN.Copy !req
341. MISS HORN?Copy !req
342. OH!Copy !req
343. KENAN.Copy !req
344. WELL, YOU'RE LOOKING
PARTICULARLY ELEGANT
THIS EVENING.Copy !req
345. NEW FRAGRANCE?Copy !req
346. YES. IT'S CALLED
SNIFF ME.Copy !req
347. SUBTLE. DANCE?Copy !req
348. I THOUGHT YOU'D
NEVER ASK.Copy !req
349. YOU'RE QUITE
A DANCER.Copy !req
350. AND YOU'RE
QUITE A WOMAN.Copy !req
351. AN OLDER WOMAN, BUT...Copy !req
352. A WOMAN NONETHELESS.Copy !req
353. THANK YOU.Copy !req
354. WOULD YOU JOIN ME
FOR DINNER?Copy !req
355. I'D RATHER
MARRY YOU.Copy !req
356. EXCELLENT CHOICE.Copy !req
357. OH, KENAN.Copy !req
358. OH, MISS HORN. HA HA!Copy !req
359. AH, KENAN.Copy !req
360. OH, MISS HORN.Copy !req
361. KENAN!Copy !req
362. KENAN!Copy !req
363. HUG ME.Copy !req
364. HUH?Copy !req
365. OH, SQUEEZE ME.Copy !req
366. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
367. OHH...Copy !req
368. AAH!Copy !req
369. KEL! DO YOU MIND
TELLING MECopy !req
370. WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IN MY BEDROOM IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?Copy !req
371. MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
IT'S MORNING.Copy !req
372. WHAT?Copy !req
373. WE'RE LATE
FOR SCHOOL.Copy !req
374. OH, YEAH.
COME ON. LET'S GO.Copy !req
375. OH, UH...
I LIKE THE PUPPIES.Copy !req
376. THROW ME MY PANTS.Copy !req
377. SO, FIGURING OUT WHAT THE AUTHOR
IS SAYING BETWEEN THE LINES—Copy !req
378. I GUESS I'LL FINISH
THAT SENTENCE TOMORROW.Copy !req
379. SEE YOU GUYS LATER.Copy !req
380. UH, KENAN. KENAN!Copy !req
381. YO, KENAN. MAYBE
I SHOULD STAY HERE.Copy !req
382. I MEAN, I DON'T
THINK YOU SHOULD
STAY HERE WITH HER.Copy !req
383. WHAT? WHY NOT?Copy !req
384. WELL, BECAUSE SHE'S
AN OLDER WOMAN.Copy !req
385. I DON'T KNOW, KENAN.
MAYBE I SHOULD STAY
HERE AND CHAPERONE.Copy !req
386. OUT.Copy !req
387. I DON'T THINK
THIS IS RIGHT.Copy !req
388. KENAN, YOU KNOW
YOU'RE DOING THE WRONG.
YOU'RE DOING THE WRONG!Copy !req
389. LISTEN, THANKS FOR
STAYING AFTER CLASS
AND HELPING ME OUT.Copy !req
390. UH, SURE. NO PROBLEM.
JUST WHAT DID YOU
NEED HELP WITH?Copy !req
391. I WANTED TO HANG
THESE PICTURES UP,Copy !req
392. AND THEY'RE
PRETTY HEAVY,Copy !req
393. SO YOU MIND
GIVING ME A HAND?Copy !req
394. I'LL GIVE YOU TWO.Copy !req
395. COOL. I THINK
THERE'S A STEPSTOOL
IN THE CLOSET.Copy !req
396. OH, WORD.
IN THE CLOSET.Copy !req
397. OK. NOW WE'LL PUT THE LADDER
RIGHT OVER HERE.Copy !req
398. WE'LL PUT THE SMALLER
PICTURE HERE.Copy !req
399. OH!
OH!Copy !req
400. SORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
401. OHHH!Copy !req
402. THANK YOU. UM, OK.Copy !req
403. SO, I'LL PUT THE NAIL
RIGHT THERE. GIVE ME
THE HAMMER, PLEASE.Copy !req
404. ALL RIGHTY.Copy !req
405. YOU GOT A NAIL?Copy !req
406. RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
407. GREAT.Copy !req
408. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
409. OUCH! OW.Copy !req
410. WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
411. I GOT SOMETHING
IN MY EYE.Copy !req
412. OK. WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT! DON'T RUB IT.
DON'T RUB IT.Copy !req
413. OH. HELP!Copy !req
414. STOP, STOP, STOP.
LET ME SEE. LET ME
SEE. LET ME SEE.Copy !req
415. LET ME SEE.Copy !req
416. AAAH!Copy !req
417. OHH!Copy !req
418. OW!Copy !req
419. HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR MIND?Copy !req
420. HAVE YOU?
HE'S JUST A BOY!Copy !req
421. KEL!Copy !req
422. KENAN, IT'S
FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.Copy !req
423. I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT,
BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT.Copy !req
424. Miss Horn:
WAIT! WAIT!Copy !req
425. WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
426. KEL!Copy !req
427. LOOK, HUSH UP, KENAN.Copy !req
428. WHY DON'T YOU JUST FIND
SOMEBODY YOUR OWN AGE
AND LEAVE KENAN BE?Copy !req
429. WHAT ARE YOU
SUGGESTING?Copy !req
430. HA HA HA!Copy !req
431. DON'T ACT LIKE
YOU DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
432. KEL! YOU'VE GOT IT
ALL WRONG.Copy !req
433. I SAW YOU TWO HUG.Copy !req
434. NO, MAN. SHE FELL OFF
THE STEPLADDER,
AND I CAUGHT HER.Copy !req
435. ALL RIGHT. WELL,
WHAT ABOUT THE KISS?Copy !req
436. KISS? THERE
WAS NO KISS!Copy !req
437. NO. I HAD SOMETHING
IN MY EYE,Copy !req
438. AND MISS HORN WAS
JUST CHECKING IT.Copy !req
439. OH. SO—SO...Copy !req
440. YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE
WITH KENAN?Copy !req
441. NO! I'M A TEACHER.Copy !req
442. NOW DO YOU
BELIEVE ME?Copy !req
443. OH. MISS HORN, I'M SORRY
I SPANKED YOUR MAN IN FRONT—Copy !req
444. HE'S NOT MY MAN!Copy !req
445. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
446. NUT!Copy !req
447. I GUESS I WAS CRAZY TO THINK
THAT A WOMAN LIKE YOUCopy !req
448. COULD BE ATTRACTED
TO A GUY LIKE KENAN.Copy !req
449. HEY, BABY.
ARE YOU READY?Copy !req
450. OH, YEAH. HONEY,
I WANT YOU TO MEET
KENAN AND KEL.Copy !req
451. KENAN AND KEL, THIS IS
MY BOYFRIEND KEVIN.Copy !req
452. HEY, WHAT THE—Copy !req
453. OK.Copy !req
454. ALL RIGHT. THAT
WAS OUR SHOW.Copy !req
455. WHO HAD
A GOOD TIME?Copy !req
456. ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
457. OK. BUT BEFORE WE GO,
WE'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
YOU ALLCopy !req
458. TO A REALLY GOOD
FRIEND OF OURS.Copy !req
459. OH, YEAH. SHE PLAYED
THE PART OF MISS HORN,Copy !req
460. AND SHE ALSO
DIRECTED THE SHOW.Copy !req
461. YEP. COME ON OUT!
KIM...Copy !req
462. FIELDS...Copy !req
463. FREEMAN!Copy !req
464. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
465. BYE.Copy !req
466. WHERE YOU GOING, KIM?
WHERE YOU GOING?Copy !req
467. OH. OH.Copy !req
468. OK. THAT WAS OUR
SHOW, RIGHT, KEL?Copy !req
469. I GUESS SO.Copy !req
470. WHAT'S WRONG, KEL?
WHY DO YOU SEEM
SO UPSET?Copy !req
471. WELL, I MEAN, YOU GOT TO
DO THE COOL DANCE NUMBER
IN THE SHOW,Copy !req
472. AND I DIDN'T GET
TO DANCE AT ALL.Copy !req
473. AWW!Copy !req
474. OH.Copy !req
475. OH, KEL. YOU REALLY
WANT TO DANCE?Copy !req
476. MM-HMM.Copy !req
477. OK. MUSIC.Copy !req
478. OOH.Copy !req
479. OH.Copy !req
480. YEAH. WAIT. KENAN.Copy !req
481. WHERE ARE WE GOING?Copy !req
482. JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.Copy !req
483. OOH! OH,
HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
484. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
485. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.Copy !req
486. PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTECopy !req
487. WHY?Copy !req
488. KENAN & KELWAS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCECopy !req
489. AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
IN ORLANDOCopy !req
490. AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS,
FLORIDA.Copy !req