1. OH, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. HEY, HEY!Copy !req
4. I BELIEVE YOU ALL
KNOW KENAN.Copy !req
5. I BELIEVE YOU
ALL KNOW KEL.Copy !req
6. WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
7. Y'ALL KNOW THE OLD KEL.Copy !req
8. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
9. I WAS THINKING ABOUT
CHANGING MY CHARACTER
ON THE SHOW.Copy !req
10. WHAT? CHANGING
YOUR CHARACTER?Copy !req
11. YEAH. I WAS THINKING
THAT MY NEW CHARACTER
COULD BE HALF HUMAN,Copy !req
12. HALF ROBOT,
AND HALF KANGAROO.Copy !req
13. YOU CAN'T BE 3 HALVES.
WHAT ARE YOU, IGNANT?Copy !req
14. OK. LET'S TRY THIS ONE.Copy !req
15. HOW ABOUT A CRIME-FIGHTING
MONKEY TRAINER?Copy !req
16. WHAT DO Y'ALL
THINK OF THAT?Copy !req
17. KEL, YOU'RE
SCARED OF CRIME,Copy !req
18. AND YOU'RE SCARED
OF MONKEYS.Copy !req
19. THE OLD KEL IS
SCARED OF MONKEYS.Copy !req
20. OH, YEAH?
HOLD ON.Copy !req
21. WHERE YOU GOING?Copy !req
22. HEY, I AIN'T SCARED
OF NO MONKEY.Copy !req
23. DON'T KNOW WHAT
HE'S TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
24. WAIT, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
25. WHOO!Copy !req
26. SO, MR. NEW KEL,Copy !req
27. YOU'RE NOT SCARED
OF MONKEYS ANYMORE,
HUH?Copy !req
28. UH, NO.Copy !req
29. WELL, LET'S SEE
THE NEW KEL PET
THE MONKEY.Copy !req
30. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
31. OOH!Copy !req
32. PET THE MONKEY.Copy !req
33. HERE, HOLD
THE MONKEY.Copy !req
34. WHOO!Copy !req
35. THERE. SEE? SEE?Copy !req
36. THERE I GO. YEAH.
HOLDING THE MONKEY.Copy !req
37. THE NEW KEL
LOVES MONKEYS.Copy !req
38. OH, BOY,
QUIT PRETENDING.Copy !req
39. YOU BETTER JUST
SAVE THE ACTING
FOR TONIGHT'S SHOWCopy !req
40. BECAUSE YOU'RE
REALLY GOING TO
NEED IT. HA!Copy !req
41. K-K-KENAN? W-W-WHAT
DO YOU MEAN I'M REALLY
GOING TO NEED ACTING?Copy !req
42. KENAN! YOU FORGOT
ABOUT YOUR MONKEY!Copy !req
43. KENAN!Copy !req
44. AH! HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
45. DADDY, CAN WE
WATCH TV NOW?Copy !req
46. NOT TILL YOU FINISH
YOUR HOMEWORK, SUGAR.Copy !req
47. BUT I CAN'T FIGURE
OUT NUMBER 17.Copy !req
48. CAN YOU HELP ME?Copy !req
49. SURE, MUFFIN.
LET ME SEE THIS.Copy !req
50. LET'S WATCH TV, HUH?Copy !req
51. GOODY.Copy !req
52. HEY, BABY.Copy !req
53. HOW WAS YOUR
BASKETBALL GAME?Copy !req
54. OH, IT WENT GREAT—
FOR THE OTHER TEAM.Copy !req
55. HOW DID WE LOSE
TO THOSE GUYS?Copy !req
56. THEY HAD MORE POINTS.Copy !req
57. OH, YOU THINK
THAT'S WHY?Copy !req
58. KEL, WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOINGCopy !req
59. DRIBBLING THAT BASKETBALL
IN MY HOUSE LIKE THAT?Copy !req
60. OH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
61. I USUALLY DRIBBLE
WITH MY LEFT LIKE THIS.Copy !req
62. CHECK IT OUT.
GOT SKILLS, GOT SKILLS.Copy !req
63. KENAN.Copy !req
64. KEL, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO DRIBBLE THE BALL
IN THE HOUSE AT ALL.Copy !req
65. OH.Copy !req
66. NICE SHOT.Copy !req
67. SORRY.Copy !req
68. FORGET IT, KEL.Copy !req
69. SO, KENAN,
JUST SO YOU KNOW,Copy !req
70. YOUR FATHER AND I ARE
GOING OUT SATURDAY NIGHTCopy !req
71. TO PLAY CARDS
WITH THE SNYDERS.Copy !req
72. ALL RIGHT, BUT
YOU'RE GOING TO FIX
MY DINNER FIRST, RIGHT?Copy !req
73. I WAS TALKING
TO KENAN.Copy !req
74. OH, BUT NEVERTHELESS,
I'M STILL CONCERNED
ABOUT MY DINNER!Copy !req
75. ANYWAY, KENAN, DON'T
MAKE ANY SPECIAL PLANS
FOR SATURDAY NIGHTCopy !req
76. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO WATCH KYRA.Copy !req
77. BUT YOU MADE ME
STAY HOME AND WATCH KYRA
LAST SATURDAY NIGHT.Copy !req
78. I NEVER GET TO GO OUT.Copy !req
79. YEAH. CAN'T THE BOY
LIVE HIS LIFE?Copy !req
80. KEL.Copy !req
81. SORRY.Copy !req
82. YOU'RE WATCHING KYRA,
AND THAT'S ALL
THERE IS TO IT.Copy !req
83. KEL...Copy !req
84. YOU'RE INVITED
TO WATCH ME, TOO.Copy !req
85. OHH!
HARASSMENT!Copy !req
86. YES?Copy !req
87. GIVE ME THE PHONE.Copy !req
88. HELLO?Copy !req
89. KENAN?Copy !req
90. YEAH, YEAH,
THIS IS KENAN.Copy !req
91. THIS IS MISS DIMLY
CALLING.Copy !req
92. MISS DIMLY?Copy !req
93. YES.Copy !req
94. YOUR SCHOOL
PRINCIPAL.Copy !req
95. AAH!Copy !req
96. PRINCIPAL DIMLY!Copy !req
97. HOW NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
98. I WOULD LIKE TO TALK
TO YOUR PARENTS.
ARE THEY HOME?Copy !req
99. NO, UH...
THEY'RE NOT HOME,Copy !req
100. BUT I'D BE HAPPY
TO RELAY A MESSAGE.Copy !req
101. I WOULD LIKE
TO SEE YOU
AND YOUR PARENTSCopy !req
102. IN MY OFFICE
ON FRIDAY AT 1:00.Copy !req
103. YOU WANT TO SEE ME
ANDMY PARENTS
IN YOUR OFFICE?Copy !req
104. IS THIS REALLY
NECESSARY?Copy !req
105. YES.Copy !req
106. ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I GUESS FRIDAY'S OK.Copy !req
107. I'LL LET
MY PARENTS KNOW.Copy !req
108. GOOD DAY, KENAN.Copy !req
109. GOOD DAY FOR YOU!Copy !req
110. OH, MAN!Copy !req
111. MAN, YOU'RE
IN TROUBLE!Copy !req
112. I REALIZE THAT! MAN!Copy !req
113. WHAT COULD I HAVE
DONE WRONG?Copy !req
114. WHAT DID I DO?
I'VE GOT TO THINK.Copy !req
115. OH, MY PARENTS ARE
GOING TO KILL ME.Copy !req
116. IT'S JUST TOO BAD
YOU COULDN'T GET
TWO STRANGERSCopy !req
117. AND HAVE THEM
PRETEND THAT THEY'RE
YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
118. KEL!Copy !req
119. WHOO! DON'T HIT ME!Copy !req
120. NO. THAT'S THE BEST
IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.Copy !req
121. IT'S BRILLIANT!Copy !req
122. I'LL JUST HIRE TWO
PEOPLE TO PRETEND
TO BE MY PARENTS.Copy !req
123. YOU'RE A GENIUS!Copy !req
124. I'M A GENIUS?Copy !req
125. YEAH!Copy !req
126. WHOO! WAIT TILL I TELL
MY MAMA THAT I'M A GENIUS!
MY MAMA—OH!Copy !req
127. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
LET ME SEE.Copy !req
128. MAYBE SHE KNOWS
ABOUT THE PIGEONS.Copy !req
129. NO.Copy !req
130. OR MAYBE SHE KNOWS
ABOUT THE EXPLODING SANDWICH.Copy !req
131. NO!Copy !req
132. OH! WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
133. KENAN!Copy !req
134. WHAT?Copy !req
135. WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
136. BANGING MY HEAD
WITH THE LIMA BEANS.Copy !req
137. YES, I CAN SEE THAT.Copy !req
138. WHY DID YOU PEEL
ALL THESE BANANAS?Copy !req
139. I DON'T KNOW, CHRIS,
BUT I CAN FIX IT.Copy !req
140. I CAN FIX THE FRUIT.
SEE? WATCH.Copy !req
141. I CAN FIX IT.
LOOK. LOOK.
I CAN ACHIEVE THIS.Copy !req
142. GIVE ME THAT!Copy !req
143. YOU CAN'T STAPLE BANANAS!Copy !req
144. WHAT ARE YOU—SCREWY?Copy !req
145. HEY, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
146. WHAT'S UP, KEL?
DID YOU FIND ME
TWO PARENTS?Copy !req
147. YEAH. I'VE BEEN
SEARCHING THE STREET
FOR ACTORS ALL DAY.Copy !req
148. I THINK I FOUND
SOME GOOD ONES.Copy !req
149. GREAT.
BRING THEM IN.Copy !req
150. COME ON IN.Copy !req
151. HEY, HEY!
WELL, NOT BAD!Copy !req
152. THEY LOOK LIKE
THEY COULD PLAY
YOUR PARENTS, RIGHT?Copy !req
153. YEAH. CAN
YOU GUYS ACT?Copy !req
154. JE SUIS
UNE BICYCLETTE.Copy !req
155. JE SUIS UNE OMELETTE
DE FROMAGE.Copy !req
156. NO HABLA INGLES.Copy !req
157. KEL! THESE PEOPLE
DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH!Copy !req
158. DON'T WORRY.
THERE'S OTHERS.Copy !req
159. COME ON.Copy !req
160. KENAN, SAY HELLO
TO YOUR NEW PARENTS—Copy !req
161. THE YAMAKOWAS.Copy !req
162. OH, BOY.Copy !req
163. NEXT.Copy !req
164. UH, WHAT
DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
165. WELL...
HE'S FIRM.Copy !req
166. WELL, I GUESS
THEY COULD PLAY
MY PARENTS,Copy !req
167. BUT CAN YOU GUYS ACT?Copy !req
168. YOUNG MAN, I TRAIN
AT THE LHASA APSO
ACTING ACADEMY.Copy !req
169. I'VE SEEN A LOT OF MOVIES,
AND I JUST KNOW I CAN DO IT.Copy !req
170. YEAH, WELL,
WE'LL SEE.Copy !req
171. ALL RIGHT.
LET ME SEE
THE OTHERS.Copy !req
172. UM...Copy !req
173. THERE ARE
NO OTHERS.Copy !req
174. OH, NOW I'M STUCK
WITH THESE TWO.Copy !req
175. I BEG YOUR PARDON!Copy !req
176. YOU SHOULD CONSIDER
YOURSELF LUCKY TO BECopy !req
177. IN THE PRESENCE OF
WILLIAM BUCKMAN III,
ACTOR.Copy !req
178. MY NAME IS MARTHA.
WHICH OF YOUR PARENTS
WILL I BE PLAYING?Copy !req
179. WHAT? MY MOTHER.Copy !req
180. SEE, YOU'RE
A FEMALE,Copy !req
181. SO YOU'LL
BE PLAYING
THE FEMALE ROLE.Copy !req
182. I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT
TO WORK WITH HER.Copy !req
183. YOU HAVE TO.
I'LL PAY EACH
OF YOU $35.Copy !req
184. IT'S A DEAL.Copy !req
185. $35. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
186. ALL RIGHT. $36.Copy !req
187. DONE!Copy !req
188. YOU MUST LEARN
TO NEGOTIATE.Copy !req
189. SO TELL ME A LITTLE
ABOUT YOUR FATHERCopy !req
190. SO THAT I CAN GET
INTO CHARACTER.Copy !req
191. WHAT'S YOUR FATHER LIKE?Copy !req
192. WELL, HE'S BIG,
MEAN, AND BALD.Copy !req
193. KEL, HUSH.Copy !req
194. WHAT'S MY
CHARACTER LIKE?
CAN I USE AN ACCENT?Copy !req
195. THIS IS MY SON KATO.Copy !req
196. NO—KENAN.Copy !req
197. AND DON'T USE
AN ACCENT.Copy !req
198. MATTER OF FACT,
DON'T SAY
NOTHING AT ALL.Copy !req
199. WHY NOT?Copy !req
200. ME KNOW ME CAN DO IT.
ME GOT CHILDREN AT HOME.Copy !req
201. STOP THAT!
YOU SOUND
ABNORMAL.Copy !req
202. JUST LEAVE
THE ACTING UP TOCopy !req
203. WILLIAM BUCKMAN
III JR. HERE,
ACTOR.Copy !req
204. GOOD CALL.Copy !req
205. NOW, BOTH OF YOU BE
AT MY PRINCIPAL'S OFFICECopy !req
206. TOMORROW
A LITTLE BEFORE 1:00.Copy !req
207. HERE'S THE ADDRESS.Copy !req
208. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
209. OK. WE'LL SEE
YOU TOMORROW, SON.Copy !req
210. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
211. WHOO. MAN, I THINK
THIS IS GOING TO WORK.Copy !req
212. YOU ARE A GENIUS.Copy !req
213. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
YOU'RE A GENIUS!Copy !req
214. NOW I KNOW
HE'S LOONY.Copy !req
215. ALL RIGHT, NOW,Copy !req
216. WHEN PRINCIPAL DIMLY
TELLS YOU WHAT
I'VE DONE,Copy !req
217. YOU'VE GOT TO ACT
ANGRY AT ME.Copy !req
218. YOU KNOW, THREATEN
TO PUNISH ME REAL BAD.Copy !req
219. SOMETHING LIKE "NO TV
FOR A MONTH, YOUNG MAN."
THAT KIND OF THING.Copy !req
220. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME BECAUSE
I'M A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR.Copy !req
221. WHAT ABOUT ME?Copy !req
222. YOU SAY NOTHING,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
223. JUST LEAVE ALL
THE TALKING UP TO ME
AND MY FAKE DAD HERE.Copy !req
224. WHOO! I'M GLAD
I'M NOT IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
225. WHY TORMENT ME?Copy !req
226. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
227. WELL, HELLO,
KENAN... KEL.Copy !req
228. AND YOU MUST BE
THE ROCKMORES.Copy !req
229. ROGER. I AM ROGER,
KENAN'S FATHER. ROGER.Copy !req
230. AND I AM, UH—
WHO AM I AGAIN?Copy !req
231. Cheryl.Copy !req
232. UH, OH, YEAH.
I'M STERILE.Copy !req
233. NO, NO. CHERYL
IS YOUR NAME, MOM,
YOU JOKER.Copy !req
234. HA HA HA!Copy !req
235. WELL, IT'S NICE
TO MEET BOTH OF YOU.Copy !req
236. WHY DON'T WE STEP
INTO MY OFFICE?Copy !req
237. NOTHING. SAY NOTHING.Copy !req
238. HAVE A SEAT.Copy !req
239. KEL, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU WERE
INVITED TO THIS MEETING.Copy !req
240. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
GO AHEAD. DO YOUR THING.Copy !req
241. NO, I MEAN, I REALLY
DON'T THINK I—Copy !req
242. NO, IT'S OK.
KEL'S JUST LIKE
ONE OF THE FAMILY.Copy !req
243. YES, LIKE ME.
I'M THE FATHER,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
244. YES, I KNOW.Copy !req
245. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET
KENAN'S PARENTS.Copy !req
246. OH. ARE THEY
COMING, TOO?Copy !req
247. DON'T TALK!Copy !req
248. SO WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU?Copy !req
249. MRS. ROCKMORE,
HOW DID YOU AND YOUR
HUSBAND MEET?Copy !req
250. I SAID, HOW DID YOU
MEET YOUR HUSBAND?Copy !req
251. MOM, ANSWER, PLEASE!Copy !req
252. YOU SAID
I COULDN'T TALK.Copy !req
253. HA HA.
ANSWER THE QUESTION!Copy !req
254. OH, WELL,
I MET MY HUSBAND
THROUGH...Copy !req
255. KEL!Copy !req
256. KEL INTRODUCED US.Copy !req
257. Y-Y-YOU JUST DON'T
GET IT, DO YOU?Copy !req
258. WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HOW COULD—Copy !req
259. NO, NO.
SHE DIDN'T MEAN KEL,Copy !req
260. SHE MEANT KEL... EGE—
COLLEGE!Copy !req
261. YES, THEY MET IN COLLEGE.Copy !req
262. THAT'S RIGHT.
WE MET IN COLLEGE, DEAR.Copy !req
263. UH, WHICH COLLEGE?Copy !req
264. UH-UH, KEL!Copy !req
265. DIDN'T YOU BRING US
HERE TO TELL US
ABOUT OUR KEVIN?Copy !req
266. KENAN! KENAN,
YOU WACKY MOM, YOU.Copy !req
267. WELL, I'LL COME
RIGHT TO THE POINT.Copy !req
268. I BROUGHT YOU DOWN HERE,
MR. AND MRS. ROCKMORE,Copy !req
269. TO DISCUSS
KENAN'S SCHOOLWORK.Copy !req
270. NOW, KENAN,
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
SEVERELY PUNISHED.Copy !req
271. NO TV FOR A MONTH!Copy !req
272. DAD, NOT YET.Copy !req
273. OH.Copy !req
274. NO, NO, MR. ROCKMORE.
WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS GOOD.Copy !req
275. YOUR SON IS DOING
QUITE WELL IN SCHOOL.Copy !req
276. OHH!Copy !req
277. OH! CAREFUL!Copy !req
278. I—I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
279. BUT YOU SAY
I'M DOING WELL?Copy !req
280. YES, EXTREMELY WELL.Copy !req
281. KENAN'S SCORE
WAS ONE OF THE HIGHEST
ON HIS ACHIEVEMENT TEST,Copy !req
282. AND I WANT TO DISCUSS COLLEGES
WITH YOU, IF I MAY.Copy !req
283. BOY, LOOK AT THIS!Copy !req
284. WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
285. YOU BROUGHT MY PARENTS
DOWN HERE TO SAY GOOD
STUFF ABOUT ME?Copy !req
286. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
287. OH, WE ARE SO PROUD
OF YOU, KELVIN.Copy !req
288. CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.Copy !req
289. THANK YOU.Copy !req
290. IT WAS SO NICE
TO MEET YOU TWO.Copy !req
291. I HOPE I SEE YOU
AGAIN SOON.Copy !req
292. WHY DON'T YOU COME
TO OUR HOUSE FOR DINNER?Copy !req
293. NO. UH-UH.
NOT A GOOD IDEA.
REALLY. NOPE.Copy !req
294. I THINK IT'S
A GOOD IDEA, KELGAN.Copy !req
295. PLEASE, WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER
TO OUR HOUSE FOR DINNER?Copy !req
296. OH!Copy !req
297. I JUST REMEMBERED.Copy !req
298. THE EXTERMINATOR IS
COMING OUT TO OUR HOUSE
FOR—TO GET RID OF, UH—Copy !req
299. CATFISH.Copy !req
300. CATFISH?Copy !req
301. YES! WE HAVE A BIG
OLD CATFISH PROBLEM
IN THE BASEMENT.Copy !req
302. THAT'S RIGHT.
DON'T YOUR REMEMBER, MOM?Copy !req
303. NO. NOT
TO MY KNOWLEDGE.Copy !req
304. NOTHING IS
TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE.Copy !req
305. SO...Copy !req
306. WHAT DO YOU SAY,
PRINCIPAL DIMLY?Copy !req
307. NO ACCENT!Copy !req
308. I WOULD JUST LOVE TO JOIN
YOUR FAMILY FOR DINNER.Copy !req
309. WHAT ABOUT
TOMORROW NIGHT?Copy !req
310. SATURDAY NIGHT
WOULD BE PERFECT.Copy !req
311. I PREFER SUNDAY.Copy !req
312. HUSH, MAN.Copy !req
313. SATURDAY NIGHT,
MY PARENTS WILL BE GONE.Copy !req
314. OH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
315. SATURDAY IS
GOOD FOR ME.Copy !req
316. THAT SOUNDS FINE.
EXCELLENT. I'LL SEE
YOU ALL TOMORROW.Copy !req
317. ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU THEN.Copy !req
318. UH, MARTHA,
ONE QUESTION.Copy !req
319. MM-HMM?Copy !req
320. YOU KNOW HOW YOU INVITED
THE PRINCIPAL TO DINNER?Copy !req
321. YEAH.Copy !req
322. WHY?Copy !req
323. GOOD. I WAS
GETTING WORRIED.Copy !req
324. YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
3 MINUTES AGO.Copy !req
325. I'M SORRY. I WOULD HAVE
GOTTEN HERE SOONER,Copy !req
326. BUT YOU GAVE ME
BAD DIRECTIONS.Copy !req
327. WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE HERE.Copy !req
328. WHERE'S THAT
MARTHA WOMAN AT?Copy !req
329. I DON'T KNOW,
BUT SHE BETTER
GET HERE FAST.Copy !req
330. IT'S ABOUT TIME.
IT'S ABOUT TIMECopy !req
331. TO TELL YOU HOW
LOVELY YOU LOOK
THIS EVENING.Copy !req
332. WHY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
333. MAY I TAKE YOUR COAT?Copy !req
334. YES, YOU MAY.Copy !req
335. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
336. WELCOME TO
OUR HAPPY HOME,
PRINCIPAL DIMLY.Copy !req
337. PLEASE DON'T
BE SO FORMAL.
CALL ME MISS DIMLY.Copy !req
338. OK.Copy !req
339. IT WAS SO NICE OF YOU
TO INVITE ME.Copy !req
340. WHERE IS MRS. ROCKMORE?Copy !req
341. OH, UH, CHERYL—Copy !req
342. UH, UH, SHE'S
RUNNING A LITTLE LATE.Copy !req
343. SHE'S OUT DOING
SOMETHING.Copy !req
344. SHE SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE, THOUGH.Copy !req
345. YES. WHY DON'T
WE JUST HAVE
A SEAT THERE?Copy !req
346. YEP. MOM SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.Copy !req
347. I DON'T LIKE PINK!Copy !req
348. BUT IT LOOKS GOOD
ON YOUR NAILS.Copy !req
349. HERE. FAN-DRY
YOUR HANDS LIKE THIS.Copy !req
350. HELLO?Copy !req
351. OH, HI, JESSICA.Copy !req
352. OH, NOTHING.Copy !req
353. I'M JUST SITTING HERE
IN MY ROOM WITH KEL.Copy !req
354. OH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
HOLD ON.Copy !req
355. HERE, JUST SAY HELLO.Copy !req
356. HEY, HEY, WATCH
THE NAILS NOW.Copy !req
357. UH, HELLO?Copy !req
358. YEAH, YEAH,
JESSICA.Copy !req
359. MM-HMM.
YEAH, THIS IS KEL.Copy !req
360. I AM NOT
KYRA'S BOYFRIEND!Copy !req
361. YOU ARE TOO!Copy !req
362. AM NOT!Copy !req
363. OH, KEL, DON'T
DENY OUR LOVE.Copy !req
364. I WONDER WHERE
MOM COULD BE.Copy !req
365. I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT ALL THIS.Copy !req
366. OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
367. I UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE
ARE SOMETIMES LATE.Copy !req
368. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHEN I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL.Copy !req
369. THIS MUST BE HER NOW.Copy !req
370. I'M SORRY I'M LATE,
BUT I COULDN'T
FIND THE HOUSE.Copy !req
371. HOW'S IT GOING, CONAN?Copy !req
372. KENAN!Copy !req
373. YOU COULDN'T FIND
YOUR OWN HOUSE?Copy !req
374. NO. MY MOM IS A JOKER...Copy !req
375. AND A SNAZZY DRESSER, TOO.Copy !req
376. WHAT'S WITH
THE GOOFY COSTUME?Copy !req
377. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PORTRAY
A MAIDEN IN DISTRESS.Copy !req
378. YOU'RE CAUSING ME
DISTRESS.Copy !req
379. CAN'T YOU JUST
PORTRAY A HUMAN?Copy !req
380. WOULD ANYONE LIKE
SOME COCKTAIL WIENIES?Copy !req
381. OH, HOW I'VE
LONGED FOR THE SWEET,
SUCCULENT GOODNESSCopy !req
382. OF A COCKTAIL WIENIE.Copy !req
383. COCKTAIL WIENIE?Copy !req
384. THEY'RE LIKE REGULAR
WIENIES, ONLY SMALLER.Copy !req
385. KENAN?Copy !req
386. HUH?Copy !req
387. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
IN THIS PICTURE
WITH YOU?Copy !req
388. OH! THOSE PEOPLE
IN THE PICTURE—Copy !req
389. UH, LET ME SEE THAT.Copy !req
390. OHH... UH, STRANGERS.Copy !req
391. THESE PEOPLE ARE
JUST STRANGERS.Copy !req
392. MIGHT I SAY THAT
THIS IS A LOVELY HOUSE.Copy !req
393. YES, DEAR, YOU DID
A WONDERFUL JOB
DECORATING OURHOME.Copy !req
394. MOM, CAN—CAN—Copy !req
395. MOM.Copy !req
396. MOM?Copy !req
397. HEY, LADY!
GET OVER HERE!Copy !req
398. OOH!Copy !req
399. YOUR HAIR LOOKS
LIKE SHE GAVE YOU
A BAD WEAVE AGAIN.Copy !req
400. I KNOW, GIRL.
SHE MAKES ME SO MADCopy !req
401. EVERY TIME SHE GIVES
ME A BAD WEAVE.Copy !req
402. I GOT SO MAD,
MY HEAD STARTED
SPINNING.Copy !req
403. I SAID, "WHY
DID YOU GIVE ME
A BAD WEAVE?"Copy !req
404. MY HEAD POPPED OFF
AND STARTED FALLING
ALL OVER THE TABLE.Copy !req
405. OHH! OHH!Copy !req
406. I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS
TO GET A DRINK.Copy !req
407. NO, NO! KENAN SAID
WE HAVE TO STAY UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
408. BUT I'M THIRSTY.Copy !req
409. NO, NO. YOU CAN'T
GO DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
410. BUT, KEL, WE HAVE
ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
411. WHOO! ORANGE SODA?
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
412. YOU STAY HERE,
AND I'LL GO GET IT,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
413. I'LL MISS YOU.Copy !req
414. WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
415. I DO, I DO, I DO, OOH!Copy !req
416. WHO LOVES KEL?Copy !req
417. I DO, I DO,
I DO, I DO, OOH!Copy !req
418. HEY, EVERYBODY.
HEY—Copy !req
419. HEY, PRINCIPAL DIMLY.Copy !req
420. HELLO, KEL.
NICE FINGERNAILS.Copy !req
421. OH, YEAH.
IT'S PRINCESS PINK.Copy !req
422. I'M JUST GOING TO GET
SOME ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
423. DON'T MIND ME.Copy !req
424. KEL, I CHANGED
MY MIND.Copy !req
425. I WANT
SOME LEMONADE.Copy !req
426. I TOLD YOU TO STAY
UPSTAIRS, DEMON!Copy !req
427. I'M SORRY, KENAN.Copy !req
428. WELL, WHO DO
WE HAVE HERE?Copy !req
429. OH, MA, THIS IS
YOUR DAUGHTER KYRA.Copy !req
430. OHH, SURE!
NICE TO MEET
YOU, DEAR.Copy !req
431. UH, KYRA,Copy !req
432. THIS IS KENAN'S
PRINCIPAL.Copy !req
433. WHO ARE YOU, MISTER?Copy !req
434. OH, KYRA. HA HA!
MY WHOLE FAMILY
JUST JOKES.Copy !req
435. THEY'RE JUST ALL
A BUNCH OF JOKERS.Copy !req
436. KYRA, LET ME SHOW YOU
SOMETHING IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
437. WHO ARE
THOSE PEOPLE?Copy !req
438. WHAT ARE THEY
DOING HERE?Copy !req
439. SHH! LOOK, JUST GO
BACK UP TO YOUR ROOM.
I'LL TELL YOU LATER.Copy !req
440. TELL ME NOW!Copy !req
441. SHH!Copy !req
442. ALL RIGHT. THOSE PEOPLE
IN THERE ARE PRETENDING
TO BE OUR PARENTS.Copy !req
443. NOW BYE!Copy !req
444. ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GO BACK UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
445. DADDY, MAY I PLEASE
HAVE $10?Copy !req
446. UH, NOT NOW, HONEY.Copy !req
447. BUT YESTERDAY
YOU PROMISED ME THAT
YOU'D GIVE ME $10.Copy !req
448. REMEMBER, DADDY?Copy !req
449. OK, DEAR,
HERE'S YOUR $10Copy !req
450. I PROMISED YOU
YESTERDAY.Copy !req
451. THANK YOU.Copy !req
452. HEH HEH HEH!Copy !req
453. SON, WHERE'S
THE BATHROOM?Copy !req
454. OH! MA!Copy !req
455. DID YOU JUST
ASK HIM WHERE YOUR
OWN BATHROOM IS?Copy !req
456. NO, NO, NO.
SHE HAS A REALLY
BAD MEMORY.Copy !req
457. YEAH. SHE NEVER
GOES TO THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
458. SHE WAS BORN
WITHOUT A BLADDER.Copy !req
459. WHO'S THIS AT MY DOOR?Copy !req
460. KENAN, I CAME TO—Copy !req
461. KENAN!Copy !req
462. I CAME HERE AS YOUR BOSS
AND AS YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
463. I'VE BEEN WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
464. YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
RATHER STRANGELY LATELY.Copy !req
465. I THINK I SHOULD SPEAK
WITH YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
466. OH! OH, I'M SORRY.
YOU HAVE GUESTS.Copy !req
467. NO, CHRIS.Copy !req
468. IF YOU WANT
TO SPEAK WITH MY
PARENTS, GO AHEAD.Copy !req
469. THERE THEY ARE.
TALK AWAY.Copy !req
470. KENAN.Copy !req
471. WHAT?Copy !req
472. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE
ARE YOUR PARENTS, SON.Copy !req
473. WHOO! THIS IS
GETTING GOOD!Copy !req
474. I'M KELVIN'S MOTHER.Copy !req
475. KENAN!
THE CHILD'S NAME
IS KENAN!Copy !req
476. HOW HARD IS IT?Copy !req
477. THAT'S IT!
EITHER SHE GOES,
OR I GO!Copy !req
478. DAD, PLEASE.Copy !req
479. I DON'T SEE WHAT'S
SO GREAT ABOUT YOUR
SO-CALLED ACTING.Copy !req
480. THAT DOES IT!
I REFUSE TO WORKCopy !req
481. WITH THIS—THIS
ABSENT-MINDED
AMATEUR!Copy !req
482. AT LEAST
I'M IN COSTUME.Copy !req
483. YES, IF IT WAS
ONLY HALLOWEEN!Copy !req
484. UH, LOOK, IF THIS
IS A BAD TIME,
I CAN COME AGAIN.Copy !req
485. EVERYBODY SAY GOOD-BYE
TO PRINCIPAL DIMLY.Copy !req
486. I'M SORRY
YOU COULDN'T STAY LONGER,Copy !req
487. BUT MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU
AT SCHOOL SOMETIME, HUH?Copy !req
488. KENAN, WHAT
IS GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
489. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
490. WHO—Copy !req
491. AAH!Copy !req
492. WHO ARE ALL OF YOU?Copy !req
493. UH, UH...
WE'RE THE ROCKMORES.Copy !req
494. WE'RETHE ROCKMORES.Copy !req
495. I'M CONFUSED.Copy !req
496. I'M OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
497. UH!Copy !req
498. I'M IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
499. EXCUSE US.Copy !req
500. WHAT ARE Y'ALL
DOING HERE?Copy !req
501. I WANT MY $10 BACK.Copy !req
502. OH. KEL, GIVE
THE MAN $10.Copy !req
503. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
504. THANK YOU.
HA HA HA!Copy !req
505. AND WHY
ARE YOU HERE?Copy !req
506. I WAS JUST WONDERINGCopy !req
507. WHEN MY NEXT
PERFORMANCE WAS.Copy !req
508. OH.
HOW ABOUT NEVER?Copy !req
509. HOW COME?Copy !req
510. BECAUSE
YOU CAN'T ACT!Copy !req
511. MATTER OF FACT,
I'LL PAY YOU $10
NOT TO ACT.Copy !req
512. KEL, GIVE
THE LADY $10.Copy !req
513. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
514. WOW! I CAN MAKE ALMOST
AS MUCH MONEY NOT ACTING
AS I CAN ACTING.Copy !req
515. YEAH,
CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
516. Y'ALL HIT
THE ROAD.Copy !req
517. SEE YOU
LATER, NOW.Copy !req
518. ALL RIGHT.
BYE-BYE.Copy !req
519. HEY, MAN, CAN
I HAVE MY $20 BACK?Copy !req
520. YOU KNOW WHAT,Copy !req
521. I WOULD GIVE YOU
YOUR $20 BACK...Copy !req
522. BUT?Copy !req
523. BUT I'VE GOT
A GREAT IDEACopy !req
524. OF HOW WE CAN MAKE
A LOT MORE MONEY
THAN $20.Copy !req
525. THAT'S OK.
YOU CAN KEEP IT.Copy !req
526. NO. COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
527. ACTUALLY,
GRAB A WAFFLE IRON
AND AN OCTOPUSCopy !req
528. AND MEET ME
AT THE LIBRARY.Copy !req
529. HA!Copy !req
530. K-K-KENAN,
C-C-CAN'T WE JUST
STAY RIGHT HERE?Copy !req
531. KENAN!
I DON'T LIKE
OCTOPUSES.Copy !req
532. KENAN!Copy !req
533. OHH! HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
534. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
535. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.Copy !req
536. PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTECopy !req
537. WHY?Copy !req
538. KENAN AND KELWAS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCECopy !req
539. AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
IN ORLANDOCopy !req
540. AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, FLORIDA.Copy !req