Kenan & Kel 1x9

Directed by Kim Fields

Harry Burney as Mr. Dawson • Edna Harding as Grandma Rockmore (voice) • Mary Thompson Hunt as Mrs. Dawson • Mona Lisa as Amy Dawson

An embarrassing message left on the answering machine of the boss of Kenan's father forces Kenan to join Kel on an impossible mission to switch the tape.

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1. OH, HERE IT GOES.

2. THANK YOU.

3. YEAH!

4. RIGHT, RIGHT.

5. WHAT A CROWD, WHAT A CROWD.

6. WHY DON'T YOU START OFF WITH THE INTRODUCTION?

7. ALL RIGHT, COOL.

8. MY NAME IS KENAN AND THIS IS KEL.

9. WELCOME TO THE SHOW, Y'ALL.

10. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

11. AND NOW WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME ANYBODY WHO HAPPENS TO BE FRENCH.

12. WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH?

13. I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS.

14. O.K. ALL RIGHT, MR. SHOW-OFF.

15. MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T MIND IF I TOOK A MOMENT

16. TO WELCOME OUR SWEDISH AUDIENCE MEMBERS.

17. UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?

18. CHECK THIS OUT, CHECK THIS OUT.

19. THAT'S ME.

20. THAT'S ME.

21. O.K. NOT—NOT BAD.

22. BUT WHY DON'T WE WELCOME OUR JAPANESE FRIENDS.

23. HEY, MAN. HEY, MAN.

24. DID YOU JUST SAY...

25. DID YOU JUST SAY THAT?

26. YEAH. WHY?

27. THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING WE GOTTA DO.

28. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

29. WHY DON'T YOU COME THIS WAY, KEL?

30. KENAN.

31. KENAN!

32. WE'RE NOT DONE.

33. WHAT ABOUT THE CANADIANS?

34. KENAN!

35. OHHH!

36. I MEAN,

37. OH, HERE IT GOES!

38. KENAN, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SINGING

39. THAT ANNOYING SLUSH-O JINGLE?

40. SHH, CHRIS!

41. DON'T GO BADMOUTHING SLUSH-Os.

42. BING!

43. KENAN!

44. KENAN! DID YOU FINISH FIXING THAT MACHINE YET?

45. OH. YEAH, THIS OUGHTA DO IT RIGHT HERE.

46. THERE, GIVE IT A TRY.

47. CAREFUL.

48. DELIVERY.

49. OH, HI, DAVE.

50. WHAT'S UP, DAVE?

51. HERE'S YOUR 10 CASES OF ORANGE SODA.

52. 10 CASES!

53. THAT'S RIGHT. WHY SO MUCH ORANGE SODA?

54. THAT'S WHAT YOU ORDERED.

55. WE DID NOT. DID SO.

56. THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE, DAVE.

57. NO, THERE MUSTN'T.

58. I'M GONNA GET A SLUSH-O.

59. HEY! WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?

60. OH.

61. KEL...

62. I KNOW YOU DON'T WORK HERE, BUT...

63. DID YOU ORDER 1O CASES OF ORANGE SODA?

64. I-I DON'T RECALL.

65. LET ME HANDLE THIS.

66. KEL,

67. WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?

68. K-K-KEL

69. LOVES ORANGE SODA.

70. IS IT TRUE?

71. MMM-HMMM.

72. I DO, I DO, I DO.

73. I DO-OOH.

74. AND DID KEL ORDER 10 CASES OF ORANGE SODA?

75. HMM?

76. I DID!

77. I DID, I DID, I DID,

78. I DI-ID!

79. YOU WANT ME TO SIGN THIS?

80. I DO, I DO, I DO,

81. I DO-OO.

82. PRETTY.

83. YEAH.

84. O.K., GUYS, I HAVE FINISHED THE SIGN.

85. HAVE YOU UH...

86. WHAT?

87. WHAT'S WRONG?

88. I TOLD YOU TO MAKE A DISPLAY,

89. NOT BUILD SOME— ORANGEATORIUM!

90. IT'S A CASTLE.

91. NEVER MIND.

92. UH—CAN I HELP Y'ALL FIND SOMETHING?

93. WHY ARE YOU ALL DRESSED THE SAME?

94. STOP TALKING.

95. I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MAN IN CHARGE.

96. OH, SO I'M NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH

97. FOR YOU TO TALK TO?

98. WHY? JUST 'CAUSE I'M A KID,

99. YOU THINK I CAN'T HANDLE THE SITUATION?

100. HA HA! SET 'EM STRAIGHT, KENAN.

101. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, BRO.

102. AS LONG AS YOU SEE ME AND MY BOY BEHIND THIS COUNTER,

103. YOU TALKING TO THE MAN IN CHARGE!

104. HA!

105. THAT'S MY MAN GOIN' DOWN!

106. WHAT?

107. I'M AGENT JEFFREY A. LEVINSON,

108. FEDERAL BUREAU OF SECURITY.

109. CHRIS!

110. CHRIS!

111. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

112. WE'RE WITH THE FEDERAL SECURITY BUREAU.

113. DOESN'T THE FSB WORK DIRECTLY FOR THE PRESIDENT?

114. OF THE UNITED STATES?

115. WHAT YOU'VE SAID IS EXACTLY CORRECT.

116. SO, HOW'S THE PRES DOING?

117. YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF. HE'S RIGHT OUTSIDE.

118. OH. DID Y'ALL HEAR THAT?

119. THE MAN SAID THE PRESIDENT IS RIGHT OUTSIDE.

120. THE PRESIDENT IS RIGHT OUTSIDE!

121. PLEASE DON'T SPAZ OUT ON ME!

122. REMAIN CALM!

123. THANK YOU. NOW PAY ATTENTION.

124. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS HERE IN CHICAGO

125. TO HAVE A MEETING WITH THE MAYOR.

126. OH, I HEARD THAT ON THE NEWS THIS MORNING.

127. I HAVE A RADIO IN MY CAR.

128. WE'RE GIVING THE PRESIDENT A TOUR OF THIS AREA,

129. AND HE WOULD LIKE TO COME IN HERE,

130. PERHAPS PURCHASE A BEVERAGE,

131. AND MEET SOME AVERAGE NORMAL PEOPLE.

132. OH, DOES THAT MEAN KEL HAS TO LEAVE?

133. DOES THAT MEAN KEL HAS TO LEAVE?

134. BUILDING SECURE?

135. BRING IN THE PRESIDENT.

136. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

137. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

138. IN MY STORE!

139. THERE STANDS THE MOST DISTINGUISHED, POWERFUL LEADER

140. OF THE FREE WORLD!

141. HEY, SLUSH-Os! OUT OF MY WAY.

142. WAIT!

143. MM-MM.

144. MY, THAT IS SOME GOOD SLUSH-O.

145. I-I FIXED THE MACHINE MYSELF.

146. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, YOUNG FELLA?

147. K-KE...

148. KE...

149. NICE TO MEET YOU, KIKI.

150. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

151. MY—M-M-MY...

152. SHARONA.

153. HELLO, SHARONA.

154. DO YOU OWN THIS STORE?

155. N-N-NO. I—I...

156. I HAVE A RADIO IN MY CAR.

157. WHATEVER.

158. HEY, CHECK OUT THE GROOVY ORANGE SODA DISPLAY.

159. WOW.

160. HEY, HEY, HEY! MR. PRESIDENT! LOOK OUT!

161. NOOOO, KEL!

162. WHAT THE...

163. BACK AWAY! DON'T TOUCH THE PRESIDENT!

164. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. MOVE! MOVE!

165. HEY! THAT KID SAVED THE PRESIDENT'S LIFE!

166. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WHO ARE YOU?

167. HIS NAME IS KIKI!

168. KIKI!

169. KIKI, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A HERO?

170. KIKI, HOW DO YOU FEEL?

171. WELL, I FEEL LIKE GOING—TO THE HOSPITAL.

172. I'M KURT LODER WITH MTV NEWS.

173. ONCE AGAIN, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES TODAY

174. BARELY ESCAPED SERIOUS INJURY

175. AT A SMALL CHICAGO GROCERY STORE

176. THANKS TO THE QUICK ACTIONS OF A TEENAGE HERO.

177. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE VIDEOTAPED FOOTAGE

178. ONCE AGAIN.

179. NOOOO, KEL!

180. AS YOU CAN SEE,

181. THE PRESIDENT IS LITERALLY SHOVED OUT OF HARM'S WAY

182. JUST AS A DISPLAY OF ORANGE SODA CANS COLLAPSES,

183. WREAKING HAVOC ON THE PRESIDENT'S YOUNG RESCUER,

184. KNOWN ONLY AS "KIKI."

185. KENAN!

186. MY NAME IS KENAN!

187. WHY CAN'T THEY GET MY NAME RIGHT?

188. THE IMPORTANT THING IS

189. THAT YOU SAVED THE LIFE OF THE PRESIDENT.

190. WE ARE VERY PROUD OF YOU.

191. YES, WE ARE.

192. EXCUSE ME!

193. KENAN HAS A VISITOR.

194. NO MORE VISITORS.

195. KENAN NEEDS TO GET HIS REST.

196. ALL RIGHT. I'LL TELL THE PRESIDENT.

197. OH!

198. UH-UH-UH...

199. I BELIEVE I HAVE A FEW MINUTES WITH THE PRESIDENT.

200. ALL RIGHT, Ps AND Qs, EVERYBODY.

201. ACT LIKE WE'VE BEEN SOMEWHERE BEFORE.

202. WAIT. HOW'S MY HAIR?

203. EVENING EVERYBODY.

204. EVENING.

205. M-M-M-MR.-- MR. PRESIDENT.

206. OH—OH.

207. IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, SIR.

208. THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE.

209. YOU MUST BE KIKI'S PARENTS.

210. YES.

211. IT'S KENAN!

212. DON'T BACKTALK THE PRESIDENT, KIKI.

213. I'M UH...

214. I'M CHERYL ROCKMORE, AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND...

215. HE MEA...

216. I THINK I GET IT.

217. YES.

218. HOW ARE YOU FEELIN', SON?

219. NOT BAD. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

220. I FEEL FANTASTIC,

221. THANKS TO YOU.

222. HI, SHARONA.

223. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

224. LOOK, I CAN'T STAY LONG, KIKI.

225. I JUST WANTED TO COME BY AND EXPRESS MY APPRECIATION

226. AND GIVE YOU THIS LITTLE GIFT.

227. IT'S A MEDAL. WOW.

228. THAT'S ALL YOU BROUGHT?

229. THAT IS THE PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF HONOR.

230. READ THE BACK.

231. TO KIKI.

232. THANKS FOR SAVING MY LIFE.

233. IF YOU'RE EVER IN WASHINGTON,

234. COME BY THE WHITE HOUSE AND SAY "HEY."

235. YOUR PAL, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

236. WOW.

237. SO, YOU DIDN'T, LIKE, BRING ANY VIDEO GAMES OR SOMETHING?

238. SHARONA, YOU NUTBAR.

239. IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I'LL BE IN WASHINGTON NEXT MONTH

240. ON A BUSINESS TRIP.

241. MAYBE I CAN COME BY THE WHITE HOUSE.

242. NO, THANKS.

243. LOOK, I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE.

244. YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT THE REST OF YOUR SANDWICH?

245. WELL...

246. THANKS, KIK. GOTTA GO.

247. THANKS, EVERYBODY. GOOD NIGHT.

248. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE JUST MET THE PRESIDENT!

249. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GAVE OUR SON A MEDAL.

250. I CAN'T BELIEVE THE MAN ATE MY SANDWICH.

251. IT WAS SITTING RIGHT ON THE TRAY.

252. WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING?

253. HOMEWORK!

254. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF HOMEWORK.

255. HOMEWORK ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?

256. THAT'S WONDERFUL.

257. WHY ARE WE DOING HOMEWORK ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?

258. HAND ME THE REMOTE.

259. EVENING, FAMILY.

260. POP, YOU WANT TO TAKE KEL AND I

261. TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT?

262. NO. I'VE GOT TO GET TO BED EARLY TONIGHT.

263. REMEMBER, YOUR FATHER'S LEAVING FOR WASHINGTON TOMORROW

264. FOR THE WEEKEND.

265. POP!

266. CAN KEL AND I GO TO WASHINGTON WITH YOU TOMORROW?

267. HUH?

268. FOR WHAT?

269. COME ON, POP.

270. THE PRESIDENT INVITED US TO THE WHITE HOUSE.

271. IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE ON THE BACK OF MY MEDAL. REMEMBER?

272. KENAN, I DON'T THINK HE REALLY MEANT THAT.

273. YES, HE DID!

274. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

275. WOULD NOT SAY SOMETHING IF HE DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT!

276. POP, PLEASE.

277. DOES KEL HAVE TO COME?

278. NO.

279. YES! PLEASE, CAN WE GO?

280. PLEASE.

281. CHERYL?

282. IF IT'S O.K. WITH YOU AND KEL'S PARENTS,

283. THEN IT'S O.K. WITH ME.

284. THERE, POP.

285. WE LEAVE AT 8 A.M.

286. YES!

287. KEL, PACK YOUR BAG!

288. WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON.

289. BUT I'M AFRAID OF AIRPLANES.

290. YOU'RE AFRAID OF EVERYTHING.

291. NAME ONE OTHER THING I'M AFRAID OF!

292. PANCAKES.

293. BUTTERFLIES.

294. BRASSIERES!

295. STOP SCARING THE BOY.

296. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

297. BUT KEL, TOMORROW, YOU AND I

298. ARE GOING WITH MY DADDY TO WASHINGTON D.C.

299. SO WE CAN VISIT THE PRESIDENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

300. WASHINGTON, HERE WE COME.

301. COME IN.

302. YES, MARGARET?

303. MR. PRESIDENT, UH—THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE TO SEE YOU.

304. I DON'T HAVE A MEETING SCHEDULED.

305. I KNOW, SIR,

306. BUT THEY INSIST ON SEEING YOU.

307. OH, LET US IN, MAN!

308. GENTLEMEN, I TOLD YOU TO WAIT.

309. KIKI, SHARONA!

310. PRESIDENT!

311. OH, I MISSED YOU!

312. BUT SIR!

313. COOL OUT, MARGARET. THESE ARE FRIENDS OF MINE.

314. YEAH, COOL OUT, MARGARET.

315. TAKE A NAP.

316. UM—WHAT DO YOU WANT?

317. OH. WELL, SEE,

318. ON THE BACK OF THE MEDAL YOU GAVE ME,

319. YOU TOLD ME TO STOP BY THE WHITE HOUSE

320. IF I WAS EVER IN TOWN.

321. HERE WE ARE.

322. WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU AROUND A LITTLE BIT?

323. O.K., COOL.

324. UM—THIS HERE IS THE OVAL OFFICE.

325. WOW.

326. THIS IS A PRETTY COOL PLACE.

327. HEY, YOU WANT COOL?

328. I'LL SHOW YOU COOL.

329. PUSH THAT BOOK RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHELF.

330. WHAT, THIS BOOK RIGHT HERE?

331. YEAH.

332. OOOOH!

333. WHAT'S THAT FOR?

334. THAT'S A SECRET HIDING PLACE.

335. IN CASE THERE'S ANY TROUBLE HERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE,

336. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS JUST

337. DUCK RIGHT IN HERE.

338. WOW, THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

339. DON'T FORGET, YOU KNOW,

340. BOB DOLE CAME IN HERE AND I...

341. M-M-MY BAD.

342. YEAH, THAT REALLY WAS BAD.

343. LET'S MOVE ON, SHALL WE?

344. NOW THIS IS A CARVING OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

345. MRS. LINCOLN CARVED THE WHOLE THING HERSELF BY HAND.

346. MAN, THAT IS REALLY...

347. REALLY...

348. WHOO! NOT VERY GOOD.

349. PRETTY BAD, HUH?

350. SHE CARVED THAT BY HAND?

351. YOU SURE SHE DIDN'T DO IT WITH HER FEET?

352. YOU KNOW, DESPITE ITS HIDEOUSNESS,

353. THIS HEAD IS VALUED AT OVER $20 MILLION.

354. WHAT?

355. OOOH.

356. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE STUFF DOWN HERE.

357. WHOA! THAT'S A PICTURE OF YOU AND MICHAEL JORDAN!

358. THAT'S RIGHT.

359. AND THAT'S A PICTURE OF ME IN THE COCKPIT OF AN F14.

360. HEY, IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOU AND ELVIS!

361. THAT'S RIGHT.

362. THAT'S ME AND THE KING OF ROCK 'N ROLL, ELVIS PRESLEY.

363. THAT WAS TAKEN THE DAY BEFORE...

364. ELVIS PASSED AWAY.

365. IT'S ONE OF A KIND.

366. OH, EXCUSE ME. THAT'S THE RED PHONE.

367. THE RED PHONE?

368. YES?

369. WHAT'S THE SITUATION?

370. O.K., I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

371. EXCUSE ME, FELLAS.

372. I HAVE TO GO TAKE CARE OF A LITTLE PROBLEM.

373. YOU JUST SIT AND WAIT, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

374. O.K., COOL.

375. TAKE YOUR TIME.

376. MAN! DO YOU BELIEVE THAT WE'RE STANDING

377. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OVAL OFFICE?

378. HEY, HEY, HEY.

379. LET'S CHECK OUT THAT SECRET DOOR AGAIN.

380. ALL RIGHT, COOL. COME ON.

381. IT'S CLEAR.

382. YES.

383. OUT OF MY WAY!

384. I WILL SEE HIM RIGHT NOW!

385. YOU SEE? HE'S NOT EVEN HERE.

386. I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR PRESIDENT IMMEDIATELY!

387. KING DECA, WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN,

388. AND I'LL HAVE A WHITE HOUSE REPRESENTATIVE

389. JOIN YOU HERE TO DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS?

390. SEND SOMEONE QUICKLY.

391. WHOO, MAN!

392. THAT WAS FUN!

393. YEAH, WE GOTTA GET ONE OF THOSE.

394. IT'S ABOUT TIME! I AM EXTREMELY UPSET!

395. UPSET WITH WHO?

396. THE GUY WHO SOLD YOU THAT HAT!

397. YOU KNOW YOU GOT A PINE CONE ON TOP?

398. STOP LAUGHING!

399. I AM KING DECA OF THE ISLAND OF PINACONE.

400. YEAH? SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, DECA?

401. DECA.

402. YOUR PRESIDENT PROMISED MY COUNTRY GREAT SUMS OF MONEY!

403. YET WE HAVE NOTHING!

404. I DEMAND MONEY!

405. I GOT ABOUT $3.75.

406. I GOT ABOUT A QUARTER.

407. DATS COOT!

408. UH—WE DON'T KNOW WHAT "DATS COOT" MEANS,

409. BUT YOU SAY YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS CASH?

410. WELL, UM...

411. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE

412. THIS CARVED HEAD OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN?

413. IT IS BUTT UGLY.

414. IT'S WORTH $20 MILLION.

415. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT SO BAD.

416. TAKE IT.

417. THERE YOU GO.

418. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

419. THANK YOU!

420. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

421. THANK YOU!

422. ACHNISH!

423. HEY, YEAH, ACHNISH...

424. TO YOU, TOO!

425. WELL, I HANDLED THAT KINDA WELL, HUH?

426. YEAH.

427. HEY, WAIT, YOU SHOULD BE PRESIDENT.

428. I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT, SHOULDN'T I?

429. I CAN BE PRESIDENT.

430. CHECK THIS OUT, CHECK THIS OUT.

431. SAY HELLO TO PRESIDENT KENAN.

432. COMMISSIONER, OH, YOU NUTBAR.

433. HE HUNG UP.

434. OH, WOW. MAN, THIS IS COOL!

435. TOO BAD NOBODY'S GONNA BELIEVE US

436. WHEN WE TELL THEM ABOUT ALL THIS.

437. OH, MAN.

438. WE SHOULD TAKE A SOUVENIR WITH US WHEN WE GO

439. SO WE'LL HAVE PROOF.

440. YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

441. WHAT CAN WE TAKE?

442. HA HA. YEAH. I GOT IT.

443. KENAN.

444. YOU CAN'T TAKE THE PICTURE

445. OF THE PRESIDENT AND ELVIS.

446. WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT.

447. WE'RE GONNA MAKE A COPY OF IT. COME ON.

448. WHAT? KENAN.

449. BE CAREFUL.

450. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

451. PUSH THAT RED BUTTON RIGHT THERE.

452. KENAN!

453. WHAT?

454. THIS ISN'T A VERY GOOD COPY.

455. IT'S NOT A COPY MACHINE!

456. IT'S A SHREDDER!

457. OH!

458. WE SHREDDED ELVIS.

459. WHY? OH!

460. WE GOTTA FIX THIS.

461. O.K.

462. OH, MAN!

463. WAIT.

464. DO YOU THINK THE PRESIDENT WILL NOTICE?

465. HERE HE COMES.

466. OH, OH, OH!

467. QUICK!

468. OH!

469. HEY, KENAN.

470. YOU NUTBARS.

471. HEY, I BROUGHT US BACK AN EXTRA LARGE PIZZA

472. WITH OVER 14 DIFFERENT TOPPINGS.

473. I CALL THIS...

474. THE PRESIDENTIAL PIE.

475. COOL.

476. WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

477. COME ON.

478. OH, YEAH.

479. THERE IS SOMETHING WE HAVE TO ADDRESS RIGHT NOW.

480. I AM A KING!

481. HEY, HEY, HEY!

482. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF PIZZA.

483. MR. PRESIDENT, WE CAUGHT KING DECA

484. TRYING TO STEAL ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S HEAD.

485. I STEAL NOTHING!

486. THEM!

487. THEM GIVE IT!

488. KING DECA, I'M SHOCKED.

489. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

490. SWINE'S POOP!

491. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?

492. YOU KNOW, YOU COULD NEVER TRUST PINACONIS.

493. LET'S NOT LET IT AFFECT OUR PIZZA.

494. COME ON, DIG IN.

495. MY SECURITY MEN WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT KING.

496. MMM.

497. KING, HA HA.

498. ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY USED TO CALL ELVIS?

499. OW!

500. BEFORE ELVIS DIED, HE...

501. HE CALLED ME AND HE...

502. KIKI?

503. SHARONA?