1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. THANK YOU.Copy !req
3. YEAH!Copy !req
4. RIGHT, RIGHT.Copy !req
5. WHAT A CROWD,
WHAT A CROWD.Copy !req
6. WHY DON'T YOU START OFF
WITH THE INTRODUCTION?Copy !req
7. ALL RIGHT, COOL.Copy !req
8. MY NAME IS KENAN
AND THIS IS KEL.Copy !req
9. WELCOME TO THE SHOW,
Y'ALL.Copy !req
10. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
11. AND NOW WE'D LIKE
TO WELCOME ANYBODY
WHO HAPPENS TO BE FRENCH.Copy !req
12. WHEN DID YOU LEARN
HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH?Copy !req
13. I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS.Copy !req
14. O.K. ALL RIGHT,
MR. SHOW-OFF.Copy !req
15. MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T
MIND IF I TOOK
A MOMENTCopy !req
16. TO WELCOME
OUR SWEDISH AUDIENCE
MEMBERS.Copy !req
17. UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
18. CHECK THIS OUT,
CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
19. THAT'S ME.Copy !req
20. THAT'S ME.Copy !req
21. O.K. NOT—NOT BAD.Copy !req
22. BUT WHY DON'T
WE WELCOME OUR
JAPANESE FRIENDS.Copy !req
23. HEY, MAN.
HEY, MAN.Copy !req
24. DID YOU JUST SAY...Copy !req
25. DID YOU JUST
SAY THAT?Copy !req
26. YEAH. WHY?Copy !req
27. THAT REMINDS ME
OF SOMETHING
WE GOTTA DO.Copy !req
28. YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
29. WHY DON'T YOU
COME THIS WAY, KEL?Copy !req
30. KENAN.Copy !req
31. KENAN!Copy !req
32. WE'RE NOT DONE.Copy !req
33. WHAT ABOUT
THE CANADIANS?Copy !req
34. KENAN!Copy !req
35. OHHH!Copy !req
36. I MEAN,Copy !req
37. OH, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
38. KENAN, WILL YOU
PLEASE STOP SINGINGCopy !req
39. THAT ANNOYING
SLUSH-O JINGLE?Copy !req
40. SHH, CHRIS!Copy !req
41. DON'T GO BADMOUTHING
SLUSH-Os.Copy !req
42. BING!Copy !req
43. KENAN!Copy !req
44. KENAN! DID YOU FINISH
FIXING THAT MACHINE YET?Copy !req
45. OH. YEAH, THIS OUGHTA
DO IT RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
46. THERE,
GIVE IT A TRY.Copy !req
47. CAREFUL.Copy !req
48. DELIVERY.Copy !req
49. OH, HI, DAVE.Copy !req
50. WHAT'S UP, DAVE?Copy !req
51. HERE'S YOUR 10 CASES
OF ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
52. 10 CASES!Copy !req
53. THAT'S RIGHT. WHY SO MUCH
ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
54. THAT'S WHAT
YOU ORDERED.Copy !req
55. WE DID NOT. DID SO.Copy !req
56. THERE MUST BE
SOME MISTAKE, DAVE.Copy !req
57. NO, THERE MUSTN'T.Copy !req
58. I'M GONNA GET
A SLUSH-O.Copy !req
59. HEY! WHAT'S UP,
EVERYBODY?Copy !req
60. OH.Copy !req
61. KEL...Copy !req
62. I KNOW YOU DON'T
WORK HERE, BUT...Copy !req
63. DID YOU ORDER
1O CASES OF
ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
64. I-I DON'T RECALL.Copy !req
65. LET ME
HANDLE THIS.Copy !req
66. KEL,Copy !req
67. WHO LOVES
ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
68. K-K-KELCopy !req
69. LOVES ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
70. IS IT TRUE?Copy !req
71. MMM-HMMM.Copy !req
72. I DO, I DO, I DO.Copy !req
73. I DO-OOH.Copy !req
74. AND DID KEL
ORDER 10 CASES
OF ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
75. HMM?Copy !req
76. I DID!Copy !req
77. I DID, I DID, I DID,Copy !req
78. I DI-ID!Copy !req
79. YOU WANT ME
TO SIGN THIS?Copy !req
80. I DO, I DO, I DO,Copy !req
81. I DO-OO.Copy !req
82. PRETTY.Copy !req
83. YEAH.Copy !req
84. O.K., GUYS,
I HAVE FINISHED
THE SIGN.Copy !req
85. HAVE YOU UH...Copy !req
86. WHAT?Copy !req
87. WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
88. I TOLD YOU
TO MAKE A DISPLAY,Copy !req
89. NOT BUILD SOME—
ORANGEATORIUM!Copy !req
90. IT'S A CASTLE.Copy !req
91. NEVER MIND.Copy !req
92. UH—CAN I HELP Y'ALL
FIND SOMETHING?Copy !req
93. WHY ARE YOU ALL
DRESSED THE SAME?Copy !req
94. STOP TALKING.Copy !req
95. I WANT TO SPEAK
TO THE MAN IN CHARGE.Copy !req
96. OH, SO I'M NOT
IMPORTANT ENOUGHCopy !req
97. FOR YOU TO TALK TO?Copy !req
98. WHY? JUST 'CAUSE
I'M A KID,Copy !req
99. YOU THINK
I CAN'T HANDLE
THE SITUATION?Copy !req
100. HA HA! SET 'EM
STRAIGHT, KENAN.Copy !req
101. I'LL TELL
YOU WHAT, BRO.Copy !req
102. AS LONG AS YOU SEE
ME AND MY BOY
BEHIND THIS COUNTER,Copy !req
103. YOU TALKING TO
THE MAN IN CHARGE!Copy !req
104. HA!Copy !req
105. THAT'S MY MAN
GOIN' DOWN!Copy !req
106. WHAT?Copy !req
107. I'M AGENT
JEFFREY A. LEVINSON,Copy !req
108. FEDERAL BUREAU
OF SECURITY.Copy !req
109. CHRIS!Copy !req
110. CHRIS!Copy !req
111. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?Copy !req
112. WE'RE WITH
THE FEDERAL
SECURITY BUREAU.Copy !req
113. DOESN'T THE FSB WORK
DIRECTLY FOR THE PRESIDENT?Copy !req
114. OF THE UNITED STATES?Copy !req
115. WHAT YOU'VE SAID
IS EXACTLY CORRECT.Copy !req
116. SO, HOW'S
THE PRES DOING?Copy !req
117. YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF.
HE'S RIGHT OUTSIDE.Copy !req
118. OH. DID Y'ALL
HEAR THAT?Copy !req
119. THE MAN SAID
THE PRESIDENT IS
RIGHT OUTSIDE.Copy !req
120. THE PRESIDENT
IS RIGHT OUTSIDE!Copy !req
121. PLEASE DON'T
SPAZ OUT ON ME!Copy !req
122. REMAIN CALM!Copy !req
123. THANK YOU.
NOW PAY ATTENTION.Copy !req
124. THE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES
IS HERE IN CHICAGOCopy !req
125. TO HAVE A MEETING
WITH THE MAYOR.Copy !req
126. OH, I HEARD THAT
ON THE NEWS THIS MORNING.Copy !req
127. I HAVE A RADIO
IN MY CAR.Copy !req
128. WE'RE GIVING
THE PRESIDENT A TOUR
OF THIS AREA,Copy !req
129. AND HE WOULD LIKE
TO COME IN HERE,Copy !req
130. PERHAPS PURCHASE
A BEVERAGE,Copy !req
131. AND MEET SOME
AVERAGE NORMAL PEOPLE.Copy !req
132. OH, DOES THAT MEAN
KEL HAS TO LEAVE?Copy !req
133. DOES THAT MEAN
KEL HAS TO LEAVE?Copy !req
134. BUILDING SECURE?Copy !req
135. BRING IN THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
136. I CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
137. THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.Copy !req
138. IN MY STORE!Copy !req
139. THERE STANDS THE MOST
DISTINGUISHED, POWERFUL LEADERCopy !req
140. OF THE FREE WORLD!Copy !req
141. HEY, SLUSH-Os!
OUT OF MY WAY.Copy !req
142. WAIT!Copy !req
143. MM-MM.Copy !req
144. MY, THAT IS
SOME GOOD SLUSH-O.Copy !req
145. I-I FIXED
THE MACHINE MYSELF.Copy !req
146. WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
YOUNG FELLA?Copy !req
147. K-KE...Copy !req
148. KE...Copy !req
149. NICE TO MEET YOU,
KIKI.Copy !req
150. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
151. MY—M-M-MY...Copy !req
152. SHARONA.Copy !req
153. HELLO, SHARONA.Copy !req
154. DO YOU OWN
THIS STORE?Copy !req
155. N-N-NO. I—I...Copy !req
156. I HAVE A RADIO
IN MY CAR.Copy !req
157. WHATEVER.Copy !req
158. HEY, CHECK OUT THE GROOVY
ORANGE SODA DISPLAY.Copy !req
159. WOW.Copy !req
160. HEY, HEY, HEY!
MR. PRESIDENT!
LOOK OUT!Copy !req
161. NOOOO, KEL!Copy !req
162. WHAT THE...Copy !req
163. BACK AWAY!
DON'T TOUCH THE PRESIDENT!Copy !req
164. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
MOVE! MOVE!Copy !req
165. HEY! THAT KID SAVED
THE PRESIDENT'S LIFE!Copy !req
166. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
167. HIS NAME IS KIKI!Copy !req
168. KIKI!Copy !req
169. KIKI, HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE A HERO?Copy !req
170. KIKI, HOW DO YOU FEEL?Copy !req
171. WELL, I FEEL LIKE
GOING—TO THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
172. I'M KURT LODER
WITH MTV NEWS.Copy !req
173. ONCE AGAIN, THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES TODAYCopy !req
174. BARELY ESCAPED
SERIOUS INJURYCopy !req
175. AT A SMALL
CHICAGO GROCERY STORECopy !req
176. THANKS TO THE QUICK ACTIONS
OF A TEENAGE HERO.Copy !req
177. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
THE VIDEOTAPED FOOTAGECopy !req
178. ONCE AGAIN.Copy !req
179. NOOOO, KEL!Copy !req
180. AS YOU CAN SEE,Copy !req
181. THE PRESIDENT IS LITERALLY
SHOVED OUT OF HARM'S WAYCopy !req
182. JUST AS A DISPLAY OF
ORANGE SODA CANS COLLAPSES,Copy !req
183. WREAKING HAVOC ON
THE PRESIDENT'S YOUNG RESCUER,Copy !req
184. KNOWN ONLY AS "KIKI."Copy !req
185. KENAN!Copy !req
186. MY NAME IS KENAN!Copy !req
187. WHY CAN'T THEY GET
MY NAME RIGHT?Copy !req
188. THE IMPORTANT THING ISCopy !req
189. THAT YOU SAVED
THE LIFE OF THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
190. WE ARE
VERY PROUD OF YOU.Copy !req
191. YES, WE ARE.Copy !req
192. EXCUSE ME!Copy !req
193. KENAN HAS A VISITOR.Copy !req
194. NO MORE VISITORS.Copy !req
195. KENAN NEEDS
TO GET HIS REST.Copy !req
196. ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TELL THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
197. OH!Copy !req
198. UH-UH-UH...Copy !req
199. I BELIEVE I HAVE
A FEW MINUTES WITH
THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
200. ALL RIGHT, Ps AND Qs,
EVERYBODY.Copy !req
201. ACT LIKE WE'VE BEEN
SOMEWHERE BEFORE.Copy !req
202. WAIT.
HOW'S MY HAIR?Copy !req
203. EVENING EVERYBODY.Copy !req
204. EVENING.Copy !req
205. M-M-M-MR.--
MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
206. OH—OH.Copy !req
207. IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, SIR.Copy !req
208. THE PLEASURE
IS ALL MINE.Copy !req
209. YOU MUST BE
KIKI'S PARENTS.Copy !req
210. YES.Copy !req
211. IT'S KENAN!Copy !req
212. DON'T BACKTALK
THE PRESIDENT, KIKI.Copy !req
213. I'M UH...Copy !req
214. I'M CHERYL ROCKMORE,
AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND...Copy !req
215. HE MEA...Copy !req
216. I THINK I GET IT.Copy !req
217. YES.Copy !req
218. HOW ARE YOU FEELIN',
SON?Copy !req
219. NOT BAD.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?Copy !req
220. I FEEL FANTASTIC,Copy !req
221. THANKS TO YOU.Copy !req
222. HI, SHARONA.Copy !req
223. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.Copy !req
224. LOOK, I CAN'T
STAY LONG, KIKI.Copy !req
225. I JUST WANTED TO COME BY
AND EXPRESS MY APPRECIATIONCopy !req
226. AND GIVE YOU
THIS LITTLE GIFT.Copy !req
227. IT'S A MEDAL.
WOW.Copy !req
228. THAT'S ALL
YOU BROUGHT?Copy !req
229. THAT IS THE PRESIDENTIAL
MEDAL OF HONOR.Copy !req
230. READ THE BACK.Copy !req
231. TO KIKI.Copy !req
232. THANKS FOR
SAVING MY LIFE.Copy !req
233. IF YOU'RE EVER
IN WASHINGTON,Copy !req
234. COME BY THE WHITE HOUSE
AND SAY "HEY."Copy !req
235. YOUR PAL, THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.Copy !req
236. WOW.Copy !req
237. SO, YOU DIDN'T, LIKE,
BRING ANY VIDEO GAMES
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
238. SHARONA,
YOU NUTBAR.Copy !req
239. IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT
I'LL BE IN WASHINGTON
NEXT MONTHCopy !req
240. ON A BUSINESS TRIP.Copy !req
241. MAYBE I CAN COME BY
THE WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
242. NO, THANKS.Copy !req
243. LOOK, I GOTTA
GET BACK TO
THE WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
244. YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT
GONNA EAT THE REST
OF YOUR SANDWICH?Copy !req
245. WELL...Copy !req
246. THANKS, KIK.
GOTTA GO.Copy !req
247. THANKS, EVERYBODY.
GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
248. I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE JUST MET THE PRESIDENT!Copy !req
249. I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE GAVE OUR SON A MEDAL.Copy !req
250. I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE MAN ATE MY SANDWICH.Copy !req
251. IT WAS SITTING
RIGHT ON THE TRAY.Copy !req
252. WHAT ARE
YOU BOYS DOING?Copy !req
253. HOMEWORK!Copy !req
254. WE'VE GOT
A LOT OF HOMEWORK.Copy !req
255. HOMEWORK ON
A FRIDAY NIGHT?Copy !req
256. THAT'S WONDERFUL.Copy !req
257. WHY ARE WE DOING
HOMEWORK ON
A FRIDAY NIGHT?Copy !req
258. HAND ME THE REMOTE.Copy !req
259. EVENING, FAMILY.Copy !req
260. POP, YOU WANT TO
TAKE KEL AND ICopy !req
261. TO THE MOVIES
TONIGHT?Copy !req
262. NO. I'VE GOT TO GET
TO BED EARLY TONIGHT.Copy !req
263. REMEMBER,
YOUR FATHER'S LEAVING
FOR WASHINGTON TOMORROWCopy !req
264. FOR THE WEEKEND.Copy !req
265. POP!Copy !req
266. CAN KEL AND I GO
TO WASHINGTON
WITH YOU TOMORROW?Copy !req
267. HUH?Copy !req
268. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
269. COME ON, POP.Copy !req
270. THE PRESIDENT
INVITED US TO
THE WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
271. IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE
ON THE BACK OF MY MEDAL.
REMEMBER?Copy !req
272. KENAN, I DON'T THINK
HE REALLY MEANT THAT.Copy !req
273. YES, HE DID!Copy !req
274. THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATESCopy !req
275. WOULD NOT SAY SOMETHING
IF HE DIDN'T
REALLY MEAN IT!Copy !req
276. POP, PLEASE.Copy !req
277. DOES KEL HAVE TO COME?Copy !req
278. NO.Copy !req
279. YES! PLEASE,
CAN WE GO?Copy !req
280. PLEASE.Copy !req
281. CHERYL?Copy !req
282. IF IT'S O.K.
WITH YOU
AND KEL'S PARENTS,Copy !req
283. THEN IT'S O.K.
WITH ME.Copy !req
284. THERE, POP.Copy !req
285. WE LEAVE AT 8 A.M.Copy !req
286. YES!Copy !req
287. KEL, PACK YOUR BAG!Copy !req
288. WE'RE GOING
TO WASHINGTON.Copy !req
289. BUT I'M AFRAID
OF AIRPLANES.Copy !req
290. YOU'RE AFRAID
OF EVERYTHING.Copy !req
291. NAME ONE OTHER THING
I'M AFRAID OF!Copy !req
292. PANCAKES.Copy !req
293. BUTTERFLIES.Copy !req
294. BRASSIERES!Copy !req
295. STOP SCARING THE BOY.Copy !req
296. ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
297. BUT KEL,
TOMORROW, YOU AND ICopy !req
298. ARE GOING
WITH MY DADDY TO
WASHINGTON D.C.Copy !req
299. SO WE CAN VISIT
THE PRESIDENT AT
THE WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
300. WASHINGTON,
HERE WE COME.Copy !req
301. COME IN.Copy !req
302. YES, MARGARET?Copy !req
303. MR. PRESIDENT,
UH—THERE ARE
2 PEOPLE TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
304. I DON'T HAVE
A MEETING SCHEDULED.Copy !req
305. I KNOW, SIR,Copy !req
306. BUT THEY INSIST
ON SEEING YOU.Copy !req
307. OH, LET US IN, MAN!Copy !req
308. GENTLEMEN,
I TOLD YOU TO WAIT.Copy !req
309. KIKI, SHARONA!Copy !req
310. PRESIDENT!Copy !req
311. OH, I MISSED YOU!Copy !req
312. BUT SIR!Copy !req
313. COOL OUT, MARGARET.
THESE ARE FRIENDS OF MINE.Copy !req
314. YEAH, COOL OUT,
MARGARET.Copy !req
315. TAKE A NAP.Copy !req
316. UM—WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
317. OH. WELL, SEE,Copy !req
318. ON THE BACK OF
THE MEDAL YOU GAVE ME,Copy !req
319. YOU TOLD ME TO
STOP BY THE WHITE HOUSECopy !req
320. IF I WAS EVER IN TOWN.Copy !req
321. HERE WE ARE.Copy !req
322. WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU
AROUND A LITTLE BIT?Copy !req
323. O.K., COOL.Copy !req
324. UM—THIS HERE
IS THE OVAL OFFICE.Copy !req
325. WOW.Copy !req
326. THIS IS A PRETTY
COOL PLACE.Copy !req
327. HEY, YOU WANT COOL?Copy !req
328. I'LL SHOW YOU COOL.Copy !req
329. PUSH THAT BOOK
RIGHT THERE IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE SHELF.Copy !req
330. WHAT, THIS BOOK
RIGHT HERE?Copy !req
331. YEAH.Copy !req
332. OOOOH!Copy !req
333. WHAT'S THAT FOR?Copy !req
334. THAT'S A SECRET
HIDING PLACE.Copy !req
335. IN CASE THERE'S
ANY TROUBLE HERE
AT THE WHITE HOUSE,Copy !req
336. ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS JUSTCopy !req
337. DUCK RIGHT IN HERE.Copy !req
338. WOW, THAT'S
PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
339. DON'T FORGET,
YOU KNOW,Copy !req
340. BOB DOLE
CAME IN HERE
AND I...Copy !req
341. M-M-MY BAD.Copy !req
342. YEAH, THAT REALLY
WAS BAD.Copy !req
343. LET'S MOVE ON,
SHALL WE?Copy !req
344. NOW THIS IS A CARVING
OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN.Copy !req
345. MRS. LINCOLN CARVED
THE WHOLE THING HERSELF
BY HAND.Copy !req
346. MAN,
THAT IS REALLY...Copy !req
347. REALLY...Copy !req
348. WHOO! NOT VERY GOOD.Copy !req
349. PRETTY BAD, HUH?Copy !req
350. SHE CARVED THAT
BY HAND?Copy !req
351. YOU SURE SHE DIDN'T
DO IT WITH HER FEET?Copy !req
352. YOU KNOW,
DESPITE ITS HIDEOUSNESS,Copy !req
353. THIS HEAD IS VALUED
AT OVER $20 MILLION.Copy !req
354. WHAT?Copy !req
355. OOOH.Copy !req
356. LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT THE STUFF DOWN HERE.Copy !req
357. WHOA! THAT'S A PICTURE
OF YOU AND MICHAEL JORDAN!Copy !req
358. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
359. AND THAT'S A PICTURE
OF ME IN THE COCKPIT
OF AN F14.Copy !req
360. HEY, IS THAT
A PICTURE OF
YOU AND ELVIS!Copy !req
361. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
362. THAT'S ME
AND THE KING OF ROCK 'N ROLL,
ELVIS PRESLEY.Copy !req
363. THAT WAS TAKEN
THE DAY BEFORE...Copy !req
364. ELVIS PASSED AWAY.Copy !req
365. IT'S ONE OF A KIND.Copy !req
366. OH, EXCUSE ME.
THAT'S THE RED PHONE.Copy !req
367. THE RED PHONE?Copy !req
368. YES?Copy !req
369. WHAT'S THE SITUATION?Copy !req
370. O.K., I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
371. EXCUSE ME, FELLAS.Copy !req
372. I HAVE TO GO
TAKE CARE OF
A LITTLE PROBLEM.Copy !req
373. YOU JUST SIT AND WAIT,
AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
374. O.K., COOL.Copy !req
375. TAKE YOUR TIME.Copy !req
376. MAN!
DO YOU BELIEVE
THAT WE'RE STANDINGCopy !req
377. IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE OVAL OFFICE?Copy !req
378. HEY, HEY, HEY.Copy !req
379. LET'S CHECK OUT
THAT SECRET DOOR AGAIN.Copy !req
380. ALL RIGHT, COOL.
COME ON.Copy !req
381. IT'S CLEAR.Copy !req
382. YES.Copy !req
383. OUT OF MY WAY!Copy !req
384. I WILL SEE HIM RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
385. YOU SEE?
HE'S NOT EVEN HERE.Copy !req
386. I DEMAND TO SEE
YOUR PRESIDENT
IMMEDIATELY!Copy !req
387. KING DECA,
WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN,Copy !req
388. AND I'LL HAVE
A WHITE HOUSE REPRESENTATIVECopy !req
389. JOIN YOU HERE TO
DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS?Copy !req
390. SEND SOMEONE QUICKLY.Copy !req
391. WHOO, MAN!Copy !req
392. THAT WAS FUN!Copy !req
393. YEAH, WE GOTTA GET
ONE OF THOSE.Copy !req
394. IT'S ABOUT TIME!
I AM EXTREMELY UPSET!Copy !req
395. UPSET WITH WHO?Copy !req
396. THE GUY WHO
SOLD YOU THAT HAT!Copy !req
397. YOU KNOW YOU GOT
A PINE CONE ON TOP?Copy !req
398. STOP LAUGHING!Copy !req
399. I AM KING DECA
OF THE ISLAND
OF PINACONE.Copy !req
400. YEAH? SO WHAT'S
YOUR PROBLEM,
DECA?Copy !req
401. DECA.Copy !req
402. YOUR PRESIDENT
PROMISED MY COUNTRY
GREAT SUMS OF MONEY!Copy !req
403. YET WE HAVE NOTHING!Copy !req
404. I DEMAND MONEY!Copy !req
405. I GOT ABOUT $3.75.Copy !req
406. I GOT ABOUT A QUARTER.Copy !req
407. DATS COOT!Copy !req
408. UH—WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT "DATS COOT" MEANS,Copy !req
409. BUT YOU SAY
YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS CASH?Copy !req
410. WELL, UM...Copy !req
411. HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO HAVECopy !req
412. THIS CARVED HEAD
OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN?Copy !req
413. IT IS
BUTT UGLY.Copy !req
414. IT'S WORTH $20 MILLION.Copy !req
415. YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT SO BAD.Copy !req
416. TAKE IT.Copy !req
417. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
418. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.Copy !req
419. THANK YOU!Copy !req
420. THANK YOU SO MUCH!Copy !req
421. THANK YOU!Copy !req
422. ACHNISH!Copy !req
423. HEY, YEAH, ACHNISH...Copy !req
424. TO YOU, TOO!Copy !req
425. WELL, I HANDLED THAT
KINDA WELL, HUH?Copy !req
426. YEAH.Copy !req
427. HEY, WAIT,
YOU SHOULD
BE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
428. I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT,
SHOULDN'T I?Copy !req
429. I CAN BE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
430. CHECK THIS OUT,
CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
431. SAY HELLO
TO PRESIDENT KENAN.Copy !req
432. COMMISSIONER,
OH, YOU NUTBAR.Copy !req
433. HE HUNG UP.Copy !req
434. OH, WOW.
MAN, THIS IS COOL!Copy !req
435. TOO BAD NOBODY'S
GONNA BELIEVE USCopy !req
436. WHEN WE TELL THEM
ABOUT ALL THIS.Copy !req
437. OH, MAN.Copy !req
438. WE SHOULD TAKE
A SOUVENIR WITH US
WHEN WE GOCopy !req
439. SO WE'LL HAVE PROOF.Copy !req
440. YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.Copy !req
441. WHAT CAN WE TAKE?Copy !req
442. HA HA. YEAH.
I GOT IT.Copy !req
443. KENAN.Copy !req
444. YOU CAN'T TAKE
THE PICTURECopy !req
445. OF THE PRESIDENT
AND ELVIS.Copy !req
446. WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT.Copy !req
447. WE'RE GONNA MAKE
A COPY OF IT.
COME ON.Copy !req
448. WHAT? KENAN.Copy !req
449. BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
450. I KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.Copy !req
451. PUSH THAT RED BUTTON
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
452. KENAN!Copy !req
453. WHAT?Copy !req
454. THIS ISN'T
A VERY GOOD COPY.Copy !req
455. IT'S NOT
A COPY MACHINE!Copy !req
456. IT'S A SHREDDER!Copy !req
457. OH!Copy !req
458. WE SHREDDED ELVIS.Copy !req
459. WHY? OH!Copy !req
460. WE GOTTA FIX THIS.Copy !req
461. O.K.Copy !req
462. OH, MAN!Copy !req
463. WAIT.Copy !req
464. DO YOU THINK
THE PRESIDENT
WILL NOTICE?Copy !req
465. HERE HE COMES.Copy !req
466. OH, OH, OH!Copy !req
467. QUICK!Copy !req
468. OH!Copy !req
469. HEY, KENAN.Copy !req
470. YOU NUTBARS.Copy !req
471. HEY, I BROUGHT US BACK
AN EXTRA LARGE PIZZACopy !req
472. WITH OVER 14
DIFFERENT TOPPINGS.Copy !req
473. I CALL THIS...Copy !req
474. THE PRESIDENTIAL
PIE.Copy !req
475. COOL.Copy !req
476. WELL, WHAT ARE
WE WAITING FOR?Copy !req
477. COME ON.Copy !req
478. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
479. THERE IS SOMETHING
WE HAVE TO ADDRESS
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
480. I AM A KING!Copy !req
481. HEY, HEY, HEY!Copy !req
482. I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF PIZZA.Copy !req
483. MR. PRESIDENT,
WE CAUGHT KING DECACopy !req
484. TRYING TO STEAL
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S HEAD.Copy !req
485. I STEAL NOTHING!Copy !req
486. THEM!Copy !req
487. THEM
GIVE IT!Copy !req
488. KING DECA, I'M SHOCKED.Copy !req
489. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
490. SWINE'S POOP!Copy !req
491. CAN YOU BELIEVE
THAT GUY?Copy !req
492. YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
NEVER TRUST PINACONIS.Copy !req
493. LET'S NOT LET IT
AFFECT OUR PIZZA.Copy !req
494. COME ON, DIG IN.Copy !req
495. MY SECURITY MEN
WILL TAKE CARE
OF THAT KING.Copy !req
496. MMM.Copy !req
497. KING, HA HA.Copy !req
498. ISN'T THAT WHAT
THEY USED TO CALL ELVIS?Copy !req
499. OW!Copy !req
500. BEFORE ELVIS DIED,
HE...Copy !req
501. HE CALLED ME
AND HE...Copy !req
502. KIKI?Copy !req
503. SHARONA?Copy !req