1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. OH, MAN. HELLO!
THANK YOU.Copy !req
4. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
5. WELCOME TO THE SHOW.Copy !req
6. I THINK YOU ALL
KNOW KEL.Copy !req
7. THEY KNOW YOU.
HA HA!Copy !req
8. YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE KENAN
FROM TELEVISION.Copy !req
9. YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
YEAH! HA HA!Copy !req
10. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
11. MMM.Copy !req
12. MAN, WHAT
ARE YOU EATING?Copy !req
13. AN ONION.Copy !req
14. HOO!Copy !req
15. WANT SOME?
NO! NASTY!Copy !req
16. YOU SURE? IT'S
A MIGHTY GOOD ONION.Copy !req
17. FIRST OF ALL,Copy !req
18. A YOUNG MAN SHOULD
NOT BE CHOMPING DOWN
ON A RAW ONION.Copy !req
19. SECONDLY, I PLAN
TO ASK A GIRL OUT
ON A DATE TONIGHT.Copy !req
20. SO?Copy !req
21. SO... I DON'T WANT
TO HAVE FUNKY ONION
BREATH LIKE YOU.Copy !req
22. I DON'T HAVE
FUNKY ONION BREATH.Copy !req
23. I BEG TO DIFFER,
BROTHER.Copy !req
24. WELL, I'LL ASK
THE AUDIENCE.Copy !req
25. DO I HAVE
FUNKY ONION BREATH?Copy !req
26. YEAH!Copy !req
27. UH-HUH, SEE?Copy !req
28. THEY DON'T SEEM
HAPPY, DO THEY?Copy !req
29. NOW, LET'S TELL
THE PEOPLE ABOUT
TONIGHT'S SHOW.Copy !req
30. THE SHOW'S ABOUT YOU
AND A GIRL, RIGHT?Copy !req
31. YEAH.Copy !req
32. GOOD. THEN MAYBE
YOU WON'T GET ME
INTO TROUBLE FOR ONCE.Copy !req
33. I SAID, MAYBE
YOU WON'T GET ME
INTO TROUBLE FOR ONCE.Copy !req
34. KENAN!Copy !req
35. THAT'S FUNNY.
HA HA HA!Copy !req
36. K-KENAN, WHY ARE
YOU LAUGHING?Copy !req
37. TROUBLE ISN'T FUNNY!Copy !req
38. IT—IT'S TROUBLESOME!Copy !req
39. KENAN!Copy !req
40. AW, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
41. OH, MY HEAD!Copy !req
42. MY HEAD!Copy !req
43. KENAN, TOSS ME
A BOTTLE OF ASPIRIN,
WOULD YOU?Copy !req
44. YEP.Copy !req
45. OH! OW!Copy !req
46. I SAID TOSS,
NOT HEAVE!Copy !req
47. I DIDN'T HEAVE.
YOU HEAVED!Copy !req
48. NEVER MIND.
I GOT TO GET RID
OF THIS HEADACHE.Copy !req
49. HOW LONG HAS YOUR HEAD
BEEN HURTING?Copy !req
50. EVER SINCE
I HIRED YOU.Copy !req
51. WELL...Copy !req
52. DARN THESE
CHILD-PROTECTIVE CAPS!Copy !req
53. LOOK, CHRIS, MAN,
ALL YOU GOT TO DOCopy !req
54. IS SQUEEZE THE CAP
AND TURN IT TO THE LEFT, MAN.Copy !req
55. THE LEFT.Copy !req
56. OR THAT COULD BE
EFFECTIVE.Copy !req
57. HEY, EVERYBODY!Copy !req
58. OH, NO!
AWAY WITH YOU!Copy !req
59. KENAN, YOU GOT CHANGE
FOR A DOLLAR?Copy !req
60. YEAH. GET IT OUT
OF THE CASH REGISTER.Copy !req
61. OH, ASPIRIN.
ASPIRIN EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
62. OH!Copy !req
63. WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU?Copy !req
64. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
65. YOU STRUCK ME
IN THE HEAD WITH
THE CASH REGISTER,Copy !req
66. THAT'S WHAT'S UP!Copy !req
67. KENAN, PASS ME SOME
DEODORANT, BROTHER.Copy !req
68. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
69. DEODORANT... DEODOR—
OH, HERE WE GO.Copy !req
70. HEY, KENAN,
DO YOU WANT TO SMELL
LIKE A FEMININE BREEZECopy !req
71. OR LIKE
A SPICY LUMBERJACK?Copy !req
72. HOO! THAT'S
A TOUGH DECISION.Copy !req
73. I THINK I'LL MAKE
MY LEFT SIDE BREEZYCopy !req
74. AND MY RIGHT ONE
SPICY, 'CAUSE...Copy !req
75. THAT'S
MY NAUGHTY SIDE.Copy !req
76. HEE HEE HEE!
NAUGHTY.Copy !req
77. WHEW! THAT IS
YOUR NAUGHTY SIDE.Copy !req
78. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE
TO TELL YOU IT IS WRONG
TO SNIFF PEOPLE?Copy !req
79. LET ME JUST
DO THIS RIGHT...Copy !req
80. HEY, HOW COME
ALL OF A SUDDEN
YOU CARE HOW YOU SMELL?Copy !req
81. 'CAUSE, MAN, BRIANA'S
GOING TO BE HERE
IN A FEW MINUTES.Copy !req
82. OOH, BRIANA! HOW DO
YOU KNOW SHE'S COMING?Copy !req
83. 'CAUSE SHE COMES
HERE EVERY FRIDAY
AT AROUND 5:30.Copy !req
84. THAT'S WHEN SHE BUYS
HER FRUITS. HEE HEE!Copy !req
85. YEAH. THATBRIANA.Copy !req
86. YEAH, THAT ONE.
AND TONIGHT, FINALLY,Copy !req
87. I'M GOING TO ASK HER
TO GO OUT. HA HA!Copy !req
88. WHY? YOU DON'T WANT HER
IN THE STORE?Copy !req
89. NO, YOU NUT!
I'M GOING TO ASK HER
TO GO OUT ON A DATE.Copy !req
90. OH... OH... YEAH.Copy !req
91. SHH! THERE
SHE IS, MAN.Copy !req
92. HEY, BRIANA!Copy !req
93. HI, KENAN.Copy !req
94. I SEE YOU'RE BUYING
A GRAPEFRUIT TODAY.Copy !req
95. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
96. HEY... I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT, IT'S ON ME.
NO CHARGE.Copy !req
97. THANKS.Copy !req
98. YOU'RE WELCOME,
'CAUSE, UH...Copy !req
99. A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF
FRUIT FOR A BEAUTIFUL
PIECE OF... GIRL.Copy !req
100. OOH... THANKS.Copy !req
101. BEAUTIFUL
PIECE OF GIRL?Copy !req
102. MIND YOUR BUSINESS!Copy !req
103. WELL, BYE, GUYS.Copy !req
104. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, BRIANA.Copy !req
105. UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU WOULD LIKECopy !req
106. TO GO DOWN
TO THIS RESTAURANTCopy !req
107. THAT JUST OPENED UP
DOWN THE BLOCK...Copy !req
108. LIKE, WITH ME?
LIKE, TALKING AND
EATING ON A DATE?Copy !req
109. SURE, I'D LOVE TO.Copy !req
110. HOW ABOUT
TOMORROW NIGHT?Copy !req
111. WHAT'S MY NAME?
TELL ME TWICE.Copy !req
112. KENAN, KENAN!Copy !req
113. I'M THE MAN!Copy !req
114. YEAH,
TOMORROW NIGHT'S COOL.Copy !req
115. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW NIGHT.Copy !req
116. YEAH, I WILL SEE YOU
TOMORROW NIGHT.Copy !req
117. BYE. BYE, GIRL.
SHOOT!Copy !req
118. YOU BETTER BRING
THAT BACKPACK
TOMORROW...Copy !req
119. LOCKED IN THE TRUNK.Copy !req
120. YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req
121. I'M THE MAN! YEAH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MAN!Copy !req
122. ME, EITHER.
I WAS SURE SHE'D SAY NO.Copy !req
123. YEAH. ME, TOO—WHAT?Copy !req
124. DON'T YOU HAVE
TO BABY-SIT KAIRA
TOMORROW NIGHT?Copy !req
125. OH, MAN! WHY'D YOU HAVE
TO REMEMBER THAT?Copy !req
126. DANG!Copy !req
127. KEL...Copy !req
128. BYE.Copy !req
129. KEL!Copy !req
130. NO!
YES!Copy !req
131. I'M NOT GOING
TO BABY-SIT YOUR
LITTLE SISTER.Copy !req
132. COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
133. KEL! WHO LOVES
ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
134. K-K-K-KEL...Copy !req
135. LOVES ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
136. IS IT TRUE?
IS IT TRUE?Copy !req
137. MM-HMM.Copy !req
138. I DO, I DO, I DO,
I DO, OOH...Copy !req
139. AND DOES KEL
WANT A FREE CASE
OF ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
140. OH!Copy !req
141. OH...Copy !req
142. WHAT? WHAT?Copy !req
143. OOH...Copy !req
144. KEL?Copy !req
145. WHAT?Copy !req
146. HOW'D YOU GET
TO BE SO CUTE?Copy !req
147. I EAT HAM.Copy !req
148. I COULD JUST
EAT YOUUP.Copy !req
149. UH...Copy !req
150. KENAN!Copy !req
151. SHOO! SO... HOW
DO I LOOK, BROTHER?Copy !req
152. VERY PRETTY.
CAN YOU DO SOMETHING
ABOUT KAIRA?Copy !req
153. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
154. SHE KEEPS TELLING ME
I'M CUTE.Copy !req
155. AW... WELL, YOU ARECUTE.Copy !req
156. WHO'S A CUTE LITTLE KEL?Copy !req
157. QUIT IT!Copy !req
158. SORRY.Copy !req
159. THAT'S BRIANA, MAN.
JUST ACT COOL, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
160. I SAID ACT COOL, MAN,
NOT DISEASED, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
161. LOOK, JUST STAND
OVER HERE, ALL RIGHT?
STAY. COOL. WHEW!Copy !req
162. BRIANA! HEY!Copy !req
163. HI, KENAN.
HI THERE!Copy !req
164. HELLO.Copy !req
165. THAT'S MY LITTLE
SISTER KAIRA.Copy !req
166. AND THIS IS
MY BOYFRIEND KEL.Copy !req
167. I ALREADY KNOW KEL.Copy !req
168. OH, YEAH?
WELL, BACK OFF!Copy !req
169. OOH! KAIRA!Copy !req
170. WHY DON'T YOU
COME ON IN AND HAVE
A SEAT, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
171. LET ME TAKE
YOUR SWEATER.Copy !req
172. OH, WOW! THIS IS
A NICE SWEATER.Copy !req
173. THANKS. MY GRANDMA
KNITTED IT FOR ME
BEFORE SHE PASSED AWAY.Copy !req
174. OH, THAT IS SO NICE.
I—I MEAN,Copy !req
175. NOT THAT YOUR GRANDMAMA
PASSED AWAY,Copy !req
176. BUT I'M SAYING THAT
SHE KNITTED IT BEFORE—Copy !req
177. IT'S A VERY NICE SWEATER.Copy !req
178. THANKS. I ONLY WEAR IT
ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS.Copy !req
179. DID YOU WEAR IT
AT YOUR GRANDMAMA'S FUNERAL?Copy !req
180. DON'T BE A CLOWN, MAN!
NOT THE FUNERAL, MAN!Copy !req
181. THAT'S OK. MAY I USE
YOUR REST ROOM?Copy !req
182. OH, SURE.
KAIRA, WOULD YOU MIND
SHOWING THE YOUNG LADYCopy !req
183. WHERE SHE CAN FIND
THE REST ROOM?Copy !req
184. SURE. COME ON,
YOUNG LADY.Copy !req
185. I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK, KEL.Copy !req
186. TAKE YOUR TIME! EWW!Copy !req
187. MAN, THIS IS
GOING GREAT!Copy !req
188. YEAH, FOR YOU.Copy !req
189. MAN. OOH!Copy !req
190. THIS IS
A PRETTY SWEATER.Copy !req
191. AIN'T IT PRETTY?
LOOK AT IT.Copy !req
192. MM-HMM.Copy !req
193. OH, MAN, YOU DONE
DROOLED ON THE SWEATER!
GOT IT ALL ORANGY.Copy !req
194. WHERE?
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
195. BRIANA'S NOT GOING
TO NOTICE THAT.Copy !req
196. RIGHT, 'CAUSE WE GOING
TO CLEAN IT. COME ON!Copy !req
197. WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M WATCHING BILL COSBY!Copy !req
198. WE GOT TO HURRY UP!Copy !req
199. HEY, KENAN.
WHAT?Copy !req
200. YOU WANT
SOME PIZZA?Copy !req
201. NO.Copy !req
202. ALL RIGHT,
THE SPOT'S GONE.Copy !req
203. NO, IT'S NOT. I NEED
SOME MORE WATER. MOVE.Copy !req
204. LOOKS GOOD.Copy !req
205. AAH!Copy !req
206. OW!Copy !req
207. SEE WHAT I'M GOING
TO DO NOW—AAH!Copy !req
208. OH, MY...Copy !req
209. OOH. LOOK, KENAN.Copy !req
210. YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE
THE ORANGE STAIN ANYMORE.Copy !req
211. HA HA. HA HA.Copy !req
212. KEL!Copy !req
213. KENAN!Copy !req
214. LOOK,
JUST COME ON, MAN!Copy !req
215. UM, BRIANA, WHAT DO
YOU SAY WE HEAD ON
OUT TO DINNER NOW?Copy !req
216. OK.
ALL RIGHT, COOL.Copy !req
217. LET ME HELP YOU
WITH YOUR SWEATER,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
218. OH, YOU'RE
SUCH A GENTLEMAN.Copy !req
219. OH, YOU KNOW...
I TRY.Copy !req
220. HI, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
221. HI, GUYS!Copy !req
222. MOM. DAD.Copy !req
223. KENAN, THIS
MUST BE BRIANA.Copy !req
224. WELL, YOU'RE
AS LOVELY AS KENAN
SAID YOU WERE.Copy !req
225. ISN'T HER SWEATER
PRETTY?Copy !req
226. OH, IT IS
A GORGEOUS SWEATER.Copy !req
227. THANK YOU.Copy !req
228. IT WAS A GIFT
FROM HER DEAD
GRANDMOTHER.Copy !req
229. YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
230. OH, I LOVE IT!Copy !req
231. I'M SURE IT'S
A BEAUTIFUL SWEATER.Copy !req
232. AW, KENAN'S
NERVOUS. LOOK.Copy !req
233. HE'S ALL SWEATY.Copy !req
234. GEE, THANKS FOR
POINTING IT OUT, POP.
ALL RIGHT, BYE!Copy !req
235. LET'S GO
TO THE MOVIE.Copy !req
236. KAIRA, YOU MAKE SURE
YOU'RE IN BED BY 10:00, OK?Copy !req
237. AND DON'T LET KEL
EAT TOO MUCH PIZZA.Copy !req
238. I'VE GOT KEL
UNDER CONTROL.Copy !req
239. WHAT'S THAT
ON BRIANA'S—Copy !req
240. OOH! UM, BRIANA,
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HEAD
ON TO DINNER, TOO?Copy !req
241. BYE. BYE, KEL.Copy !req
242. NICE MEETING
YOU, KAIRA.Copy !req
243. SEE YA.Copy !req
244. WHOA!Copy !req
245. UH, BRIANA,
COULD YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR JUST ONE SECOND?Copy !req
246. SURE.
ALL RIGHT. THANKS.Copy !req
247. WHAT HAPPENED
TO THAT GIRL'S
SWEATER?Copy !req
248. KELHAPPENED
TO HER SWEATER!
MAN, THIS IS BAD!Copy !req
249. WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?Copy !req
250. YOU'LL HAVE TO COME
DOWN TO THE RESTAURANT
AND HELP ME FIX IT.Copy !req
251. I HAVE TO BABY-SIT
KAIRA.Copy !req
252. BRING HER WITH YOU.Copy !req
253. OH, MAN!Copy !req
254. CAN'T HER GRANDMOTHER
JUST KNIT HER UP
ANOTHER SWEATER?Copy !req
255. KEL. KEL, STAND UP.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
256. WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
THAT WAY, BROTHER.Copy !req
257. HER GRANDMOTHER
IS DEAD!Copy !req
258. HELLO. WELCOME
TO UNCLE WU'S.Copy !req
259. HOW ARE YOU
THIS EVENING?Copy !req
260. I'VE BEEN BETTER.Copy !req
261. HOW MANY
WILL BE DINING?Copy !req
262. 4.Copy !req
263. 4?
MM-HMM.Copy !req
264. SO TWO MORE
PEOPLE WILL BE
JOINING YOU?Copy !req
265. N-NO.Copy !req
266. BUT YOU—Copy !req
267. HEY! WHY MUST
YOU HARASS US?Copy !req
268. RIGHT THIS WAY.Copy !req
269. OK.Copy !req
270. HERE YOU ARE...
TABLE FOR TWO.Copy !req
271. OR... 4.Copy !req
272. ALL RIGHT. LET ME TAKE
YOUR SWEATER. WHEW!Copy !req
273. OK. WHEW!Copy !req
274. OOH... IS IT COLD
IN HERE?Copy !req
275. NO! NO, IT'S NOT
COLD IN HERE, SILLY.Copy !req
276. HA HA! IN FACT, IT IS
RATHER WARM IN HERE.Copy !req
277. I'M BURNING UP!Copy !req
278. LORD, IT'S LIKE THE
DEEP SOUTH OVER HERE.Copy !req
279. BOY... OH, LOOK!
THE MENUS. OH. WHEW!Copy !req
280. KENAN! WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
281. KEL! KAIRA!Copy !req
282. WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME
ARE YOU TWO DOINGCopy !req
283. AT THE SAME RESTAURANT
I HAPPEN TO BE AT ALSO?Copy !req
284. OH, YEAH. UH...
YOU FORGOT YOUR TOOTHBRUSH.Copy !req
285. FORGOT MY—OH. OH, YEAH!
MY TOOTHBRUSH.Copy !req
286. HOW IN THE WORLD
COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN
MY TOOTHBRUSH?Copy !req
287. MAN, IT'S COLD
IN HERE.Copy !req
288. HA! NO, JOKER,
IT'S NOT COLD.Copy !req
289. NO. HEY, HEY. SINCE
WE JUST HAPPEN TO
HAVE A TABLE FOR 4,Copy !req
290. WHY DON'T THE TWO
OF YOU JOIN US?Copy !req
291. HEY, DON'T MIND
IF I DO.Copy !req
292. ALL RIGHT, MY BOY.Copy !req
293. THIS IS MY VERY FIRST
DOUBLE DATE.Copy !req
294. IS MY BREATH OK?Copy !req
295. OOH, VERY MINTY.Copy !req
296. HELLO.Copy !req
297. HUH?Copy !req
298. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?Copy !req
299. YES, YES. I WILL HAVE
A HAMBURGER, ONION RINGS,
SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS,Copy !req
300. CORN, MACARONI AND CHEESE,
AND A PITCHER OF YOUR
FINEST ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
301. SIR, THIS IS
A CHINESE RESTAURANT.Copy !req
302. OH. I—I'M SORRY.Copy !req
303. NING SHANG WON,Copy !req
304. PWON BON SHANG KWON DAY,Copy !req
305. DING-A-LING CHING BLON,Copy !req
306. BWON CHANG SHING SHANG,Copy !req
307. MAMA SAY MAMA MANYU
MAKU SAY.Copy !req
308. YOU WANT ME
TO PARK YOUR TRUCK
ON MY MOTHER'S FACE?Copy !req
309. HEY, HEY,
HEY, WAITER, SIR!Copy !req
310. WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
NEVER MIND HIM.Copy !req
311. AHEM.Copy !req
312. I SUGGEST YOU START
WITH A PU PU PLATTER.Copy !req
313. EWW!Copy !req
314. KAIRA, PLEASE,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
315. NOW, WHAT
EXACTLY COMES ON
THE POO-POO PLATTER?Copy !req
316. I DON'T WANT
ANY POO-POO.Copy !req
317. A PU PU PLATTER IS
JUST A VARIETY OF
CHINESE APPETIZERS.Copy !req
318. YOU HAVE EGG ROLLS,
SPARERIBS, SHRIMP.Copy !req
319. ONE PLATTER'S
ENOUGH FOR 4.Copy !req
320. OH. WELL,
I THINK WE'LL TAKE
SOME POO-POO.Copy !req
321. YES, SIR,
RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
322. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
323. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
324. I HAVE TO GO, UH,
UH, BRUSH MY TEETH.
YEAH, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
325. BEFORE YOU EAT?
SHOULDN'T YOU BRUSH
AFTER YOU EAT?Copy !req
326. YEAH. BUT, SEE,
THE CHINESE PEOPLE
DO THINGSCopy !req
327. A LITTLE
DIFFERENTLY.Copy !req
328. COME ON, KEL!Copy !req
329. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
330. KENAN, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
331. I JUST THOUGHT
THAT YOU MIGHT LIKECopy !req
332. A LITTLE SHOULDER
MASSAGE BEFORE I GO,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
333. YEAH. YOU LIKE THAT
A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT?
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT?Copy !req
334. IS IT GOOD TO YOU?
BYE!Copy !req
335. OH! I AM SORRY!Copy !req
336. OH, MAN, LOOK AT THIS!Copy !req
337. IT'LL COME OUT.
LET ME SEE IT.Copy !req
338. HEY, MAN,
THIS BETTER WORK!Copy !req
339. DON'T WORRY.
I GOT IT.Copy !req
340. OH, MAN, YOU JUST
MADE IT SOAPY!Copy !req
341. YOU GOT
TO RINSE IT OUT.Copy !req
342. WHAT?Copy !req
343. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
KEL. WAIT, KEL! KEL!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
344. KEL!Copy !req
345. MAN, NOW WE STAINED
IT FULL OF ALL NASTY
TOILET JUICE!Copy !req
346. MAN, THAT'S NEVER
GOING TO DRY.Copy !req
347. WAIT. WAIT.
YES, IT WILL.Copy !req
348. AAH!Copy !req
349. I TOLD YOU... OH!Copy !req
350. OOH...Copy !req
351. YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT LOOKS LIKE?Copy !req
352. YES, I KNOW WHAT
IT LOOKS LIKE!Copy !req
353. WHAT—WAIT, YOU BETTER
STOP RIGHT THERE, MAN!Copy !req
354. I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP.Copy !req
355. JUST DRY THE SWEATER.
HURRY!Copy !req
356. OK.Copy !req
357. UH, KENAN...Copy !req
358. THIS MAY TAKE
A WHILE.Copy !req
359. WE DON'T HAVE A WHILE!
THE POO-POO IS ON ITS WAY!Copy !req
360. WAIT, I GOT IT. RIGBY'S IS
RIGHT DOWN THE BLOCK.Copy !req
361. HE'S GOT ALL SORTS
OF CLEANING STUFF THERE.Copy !req
362. TAKE THE SWEATER,
AND I'LL MEET YOU IN
5 MINUTES, ALL RIGHT? GO!Copy !req
363. HEY.
WHAT?Copy !req
364. SAVE ME
SOME POO-POO.Copy !req
365. GET OUT!Copy !req
366. COME ON.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
367. COME ON. DO IT,
BABY. COME ON!Copy !req
368. HELP ME—Copy !req
369. EEK!Copy !req
370. HOW'S THE SWEATER?Copy !req
371. IT'S ALMOST DRY.Copy !req
372. ALL RIGHT, COOL.
HERE, DRY MY PANTS, TOO.Copy !req
373. I'M GOING TO TRY SOME
OF THIS CLEANING STUFF.Copy !req
374. KENAN, AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE
OUT ON A DATE?Copy !req
375. I AMON A DATE.Copy !req
376. HOW DOES IT LOOK?Copy !req
377. LIKE SOMETHING
YOU COUGHED UP.Copy !req
378. NO!Copy !req
379. HEY, KENAN!
WHAT?Copy !req
380. WOULDN'T IT BE
GREAT IF THIS JUST
NEVER HAPPENED?Copy !req
381. I DON'T KNOW
IF THIS WILL HELP,Copy !req
382. BUT THERE'S
A HIGH-POWERED HOSE
OUTSIDE IN THE ALLEY.Copy !req
383. MAYBE YOU COULD
BLAST IT CLEAN.Copy !req
384. ALL RIGHT, I'LL GRAB
THE HOSE, AND YOU HANG
THE SWEATER UP THERE.Copy !req
385. NOW WHAT?Copy !req
386. LET'S HOPE THIS
WILL BLAST THE STAIN
OUT OF THE SWEATER.Copy !req
387. ALL RIGHT,
GO TO IT!Copy !req
388. AAH!Copy !req
389. OHH, NO.Copy !req
390. OHH...Copy !req
391. OH.Copy !req
392. DIDN'T WORK, HUH?Copy !req
393. COME ON, MAN!
HURRY UP!Copy !req
394. QUICK, MAN, WHERE'S
YOUR DISHWASHER?Copy !req
395. RIGHT OVER THERE.Copy !req
396. ALL RIGHT, COOL.Copy !req
397. YOU'RE NOT WEARING
ANY PANTS.Copy !req
398. I'M AWARE OF THAT,
MAN.Copy !req
399. BUT YOU SHOULD
BE WEARING PANTS.Copy !req
400. THIS HAS GOT TO WORK.
IT'S MY LAST CHANCE,
MY LAST HOPE!Copy !req
401. LET GO OF ME
AND PUT ON YOUR PANTS!Copy !req
402. BUT YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND, MAN.Copy !req
403. I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE
NOT WEARING PANTS.Copy !req
404. WHERE ARE THEY?Copy !req
405. PROBABLY OUT...
BUYING YOU A GIFT.Copy !req
406. KAIRA?Copy !req
407. DAD! MOM!Copy !req
408. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
409. WE SAW THE MOVIE,
THEN WE DECIDED
WE WERE HUNGRY...Copy !req
410. WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ARE YOUDOING HERE?Copy !req
411. I CAME WITH KENAN.Copy !req
412. WHERE'S KENAN?Copy !req
413. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
414. I DON'T KNOW
WHERE KENAN IS.Copy !req
415. KENAN!
YOUR MOM AND DAD—Copy !req
416. KEL, LOOK! IT'S NOT
THAT BAD, BROTHER.Copy !req
417. IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING
WAS GOING TO WORK OUT.Copy !req
418. WE DID IT! HA HA!
YEAH...Copy !req
419. WHAT'S THAT SMELL,
MAN?Copy !req
420. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
421. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
422. OW, OW, OW!Copy !req
423. OW, OW, OW!Copy !req
424. OHH!Copy !req
425. OH...Copy !req
426. OH! OHH!Copy !req
427. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO!
LET GO OF IT!Copy !req
428. LET ME FIX IT.Copy !req
429. HAVEN'T YOU DONE
ENOUGH?Copy !req
430. YOU CAN HAVE IT.Copy !req
431. WHY?Copy !req
432. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
433. OH... OOH...Copy !req
434. EEK...Copy !req
435. OH, YEAH...
YOUR PARENTS ARE HERE.Copy !req
436. KENAN...Copy !req
437. POP...Copy !req
438. WHAT IN THE WORLD
IS GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
439. AND WHAT IS KAIRA
DOING HERE?Copy !req
440. AND, BOY,
WHERE IN THE WORLD
ARE YOUR PANTS?Copy !req
441. I THINK I SHOULD
BE LEAVING NOW.Copy !req
442. WHERE IS
MY SWEATER?Copy !req
443. TELL YOUR GRANDMAMA
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
444. WHAT?Copy !req
445. HER GRANDMAMA'S
DEAD!Copy !req
446. OH, MAN!Copy !req
447. HEY, THANK YOU!Copy !req
448. HEY, THAT'S OUR SHOW!Copy !req
449. WHO WANTS THE REST
OF THE PU PU PLATTER?
YOU ALL DO?Copy !req
450. ALL RIGHT, HERE'S
SOME SHRIMP FOR YOU
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
451. THERE'S SOME SPARERIBS
FOR YOU.Copy !req
452. SPARERIBS, YOU KNOW.
HERE'S AN EGG ROLL FOR—Copy !req
453. WHAT—
WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
454. EGG ROLLS WERE
BRIANA'S FAVORITE.Copy !req
455. MAN, WILL YOU FORGET
ABOUT BRIANA?Copy !req
456. I WILL NOT FORGET
ABOUT HER!Copy !req
457. SHE'S MY GIRL.Copy !req
458. THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE
GOING TO GET BRIANA
TO GO BACK OUT WITH YOU,Copy !req
459. SO JUST FORGET IT.Copy !req
460. ALL RIGHT, FINE!
FORGET HER.Copy !req
461. I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
HEH HEH!Copy !req
462. WHY DON'T YOU GRAB
A BUCKET OF GLUECopy !req
463. AND MEET ME
DOWN AT THE CHURCH,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
464. LET'S GO ON
TO THE CHURCH.Copy !req
465. KENAN! NO, NO!Copy !req
466. YOU'RE GOING
TO GET PEOPLE
ALL STICKY!Copy !req
467. KENAN, THOU
SHALL NOT GLUE!Copy !req
468. K-KENAN?Copy !req
469. AW, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
470. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
471. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.Copy !req
472. PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTECopy !req
473. HEY!
HEY!Copy !req
474. LOOK AT THE PEOPLE!Copy !req
475. I FEEL LOVE!
WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
476. HOW Y'ALL DOING?
MY NAME'S KEL.Copy !req
477. AND I'M KNOWN
AS KEL.Copy !req
478. SEE,
MY NAME'S KENAN.Copy !req
479. LET'S CHANGE THAT TO...Copy !req
480. HEY, KENAN.Copy !req
481. WHAT?Copy !req
482. IS ANY PIE MADE BY
AN ESKIMO CONSIDERED
AN ESKIMO... PIE?Copy !req
483. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
484. MY PROBLEM?Copy !req
485. HERE'S ONE!Copy !req
486. THE DOOR'S OPEN.Copy !req
487. WHEW!Copy !req
488. HEY, BRIANA!Copy !req
489. NOBODY'S BEEN ABLE—Copy !req
490. HE'S GOT A WIFE.Copy !req
491. NOBODY'S BEEN ABLE
TO EVER—Copy !req
492. GUESS THAT EXPLAINS IT.Copy !req
493. WHY?Copy !req
494. KENAN & KELWAS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCECopy !req
495. AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
IN ORLANDOCopy !req
496. AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, FLORIDA.Copy !req