1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
4. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
5. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
6. THAT'S NICE.Copy !req
7. THANK Y'ALL FOR
COMING TO THE SHOW.Copy !req
8. HEY, Y'ALL KNOW
MY FRIEND KENAN, RIGHT?Copy !req
9. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
10. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
11. SO HOW ABOUT
THE SAMECopy !req
12. FOR MY FRIEND
KEL, HUH?Copy !req
13. OH! TOO KIND.
TOO KIND.Copy !req
14. ALL RIGHT.
WE GOT A REAL GOOD
SHOW FOR Y'ALL,Copy !req
15. SO WHY DON'T YOU
SIT BACK AND ENJOY,
HUH? O.K. THEN.Copy !req
16. WAIT. WAIT.
THAT'S IT?Copy !req
17. WHAT, MAN?Copy !req
18. I MEAN,
THAT WASN'T MUCH OF
AN INTRODUCTION, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
19. THAT WAS A PERFECTLY
FINE INTRODUCTION.Copy !req
20. WELL, I JUST DON'T
THINK IT WAS ALL THAT
ENTERTAINING!Copy !req
21. WELL, KEL...Copy !req
22. PERHAPS YOU WOULD
LIKE TO ENTERTAIN
THE AUDIENCECopy !req
23. A LITTLE MORE.Copy !req
24. HMM. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
25. SHOOT.Copy !req
26. GIVE ME THE JACKET.Copy !req
27. OOOOOOH!Copy !req
28. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
29. OOOOHHHHH!Copy !req
30. OH.Copy !req
31. WELL, THAT WAS
INTERESTING.Copy !req
32. THANKS.Copy !req
33. YEAH,
MATTER OF FACT,
GIVES ME AN IDEA.Copy !req
34. I—I AIN'T MEAN
TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA,
MAN.Copy !req
35. YEAH. A GOOD IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU COME
WITH ME, KEL?Copy !req
36. KENAN—KENAN—Copy !req
37. KENAN!Copy !req
38. KENAN... BUT MY LEGS HURT!Copy !req
39. I GOT CRAMPS!Copy !req
40. KEN—Copy !req
41. OH, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
42. HA! HA HA!Copy !req
43. THAT'S FUNNY!Copy !req
44. HEY, KEL, PUT DOWN
THE COMIC BOOKCopy !req
45. AND HELP ME CHANGE
THIS LIGHT BULB.Copy !req
46. ALL RIGHT, MAN.
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?Copy !req
47. GET UP THERE
AND CHANGE
THE LIGHT BULB.Copy !req
48. WHY DO I HAVE TO
GO UP THERE?Copy !req
49. 'CAUSE, MAN,
THIS STOOL IS WOBBLY
AND IT COULD BE
DANGEROUS.Copy !req
50. SO HOP ON UP THERE.Copy !req
51. OH, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
52. HO-HOLD ME STEADY, NOW.Copy !req
53. ALL RIGHT,
I GOT YOUR BACK.Copy !req
54. COME ON, MAN,
JUST UNSCREW IT.Copy !req
55. O.K., MAN!Copy !req
56. COME ON,
JUST UNSCREW IT!Copy !req
57. I'M TRYING!
IT WON'T TURN!Copy !req
58. HOLD ON A SECOND.Copy !req
59. HELLO?Copy !req
60. RIGBY'S.Copy !req
61. YEAH.Copy !req
62. WE'RE OPEN
TILL 8:00.Copy !req
63. O.K.!Copy !req
64. YOU BETTER HURRY UP!Copy !req
65. AT 8:00, I'M LOCKING UP
AND I'M GOING HOME.Copy !req
66. I GOTTA CATCH A BUS.
IT'S A LONG WAY.Copy !req
67. ALL RIGHT.
O.K., BYE.Copy !req
68. OH!Copy !req
69. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?Copy !req
70. I'M SWINGIN'
FROM A LIGHT BULB!Copy !req
71. IS IT STILL STUCK?Copy !req
72. YEAH. WAIT...Copy !req
73. IT'S STARTING
TO TURN!Copy !req
74. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
75. I GOT YOU.Copy !req
76. KEEP TURNING!
THERE YOU GO!Copy !req
77. THERE YOU GO!I GOT YOU!Copy !req
78. OH!
AAH!Copy !req
79. GET OFF OF ME!Copy !req
80. GET OFF!Copy !req
81. SO...Copy !req
82. THAT'S HOW MANY
DINGBATS IT TAKES TO
SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB.Copy !req
83. I AIN'T NO DINGBAT.Copy !req
84. KENAN!Copy !req
85. HEY, WHAT'S UP, GREG?Copy !req
86. JUST GETTING READY
TO GO OUT TONIGHT,
MAN.Copy !req
87. JANEANE KNOWS
THIS CLUB DOWNTOWN
SUPPOSED TO BE HOT!Copy !req
88. OOH! WHAT CLUB?Copy !req
89. OUTRAGE.
IT'S THE COOLEST CLUB
IN CHICAGO.Copy !req
90. YOU GUYS SHOULD
COME HANG.Copy !req
91. MM-HMM.
YEAH, WE SHOULD GO.Copy !req
92. ALL RIGHT.YOU KNOW, OUTRAGE.Copy !req
93. SORRY, GUYS,
THEY DON'T LET
KIDS IN.Copy !req
94. KIDS?Copy !req
95. WE'RE NOT KIDS!Copy !req
96. WELL, HOW OLD
ARE YOU GUYS?Copy !req
97. UH, FIF—FIF—Copy !req
98. FIF—TEEN.Copy !req
99. THEY'RE 15.Copy !req
100. 15. HOW CUTE!Copy !req
101. WELL, MAYBE
YOU GUYS CAN GO...Copy !req
102. RIDE BIKES
OR SOMETHING.
HA HA HA.Copy !req
103. SORRY, MAN.
HA HA HA.Copy !req
104. HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
105. O.K.!Copy !req
106. MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE SAID THAT!Copy !req
107. YEAH. WE'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO RIDE OUR
BIKES AT NIGHT.Copy !req
108. NO! SHE INSULTED US,
MAN!Copy !req
109. SHE CALLED US BABIES!Copy !req
110. WELL, YOU DO HAVE
BABY SOFT SKIN.Copy !req
111. STOP SQUEEZING
MY FACE.Copy !req
112. DON'T YOU SEE
I'M EMOTIONAL?Copy !req
113. WHY? JUST 'CAUSE
WE CAN'T GET
INTO THAT CLUB?Copy !req
114. YEAH! IT'S NOT FAIR!Copy !req
115. I GOT IT!Copy !req
116. BYE.Copy !req
117. WAIT, MAN, I GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
118. I DON'T WANNA
HEAR YOUR IDEA.
IDEAS SCARE ME.Copy !req
119. JUST HEAR ME OUT,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
120. I'M NOT SNEAKING
INTO THAT CLUB.Copy !req
121. FORGET THEIR CLUB.Copy !req
122. YOU AND I ARE GONNA
START OUR OWN CLUB.Copy !req
123. WHERE ARE WE
GONNA OPEN UP
OUR OWN CLUB?Copy !req
124. NUH-UH!Copy !req
125. YEAH.Copy !req
126. NO.
UH-HUH.Copy !req
127. UH-UH!Copy !req
128. LOOK, WE CLOSE UP
EVERY NIGHT AT 8:00,Copy !req
129. AND THE STORE JUST
SITS HERE ALL ALONE,
SAD, BORED.Copy !req
130. THIS IS THE PERFECT
PLACE!Copy !req
131. WE CAN FIX
THE PLACE UP,
HAVE COOL MUSIC,
LIGHTS.Copy !req
132. HOW WE GONNA PAY
FOR ALL THAT?Copy !req
133. WE'LL CHARGE ADMISSION.
THE CLUB'LL PAY FOR
ITSELF.Copy !req
134. NAW. CHRIS'S GONNA
FIND OUT.Copy !req
135. HE WON'T.Copy !req
136. I KNOW HE WILL.
WHY?Copy !req
137. 'CAUSE BAD THINGS
ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!Copy !req
138. WE GONNA START
OUR OWN CLUB.Copy !req
139. I EVEN GOT
THE PERFECT NAME
FOR IT.Copy !req
140. WE'LL CALL THIS CLUBCopy !req
141. DUH BOMB!Copy !req
142. WELL, I DON'T WANNA
BE HERECopy !req
143. WHEN DUH BOMB
GOES OFF.Copy !req
144. YOU IN THIS WITH ME,
BRO.Copy !req
145. GONNA GO PUT
THE BOMB SIGN
OVER THERE.Copy !req
146. COME ON, LET'S GO.Copy !req
147. LET'S GO.
I GOT YOU, BABY.
WATCH OUT.Copy !req
148. OOH! PEEKO ATTACK!Copy !req
149. GOTCHA!Copy !req
150. BACK OFF!Copy !req
151. GO TO THE LEFT!
GO TO THE LEFT!
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
152. YOU
GOTTA GO INTO
HYPER DRIVE.Copy !req
153. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?Copy !req
154. GET OFF!
COME ON, MAN,
PUSH THE BUTTON!Copy !req
155. EAT THE IMAGE
OF PEAPOD!
EAT THE IMAGE
OF PEAPOD!Copy !req
156. THERE YOU GO.
NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
157. EAT THE IMAGE OF
PEAPOD! GO DOWN!
GO DOWN!Copy !req
158. NO, NO, UP! UP!Copy !req
159. OH!Copy !req
160. MAN!Copy !req
161. WHOO HOO! WHOO!Copy !req
162. I TOLD YOUCopy !req
163. TO EAT THE PEAPOD.Copy !req
164. I GOT YOUR PEAPOD!Copy !req
165. ROGER!Copy !req
166. EASY, POPS!Copy !req
167. I DON'T NEED HIM
TELLING ME HOW TO
PLAY THE PEEKO GAME!Copy !req
168. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET READY
FOR BED.Copy !req
169. LET'S GO.
GOOD NIGHT, KENAN.Copy !req
170. GOOD NIGHT, KEL.Copy !req
171. GOOD NIGHT, MOM.
GOOD NIGHT, POP.Copy !req
172. SHOULD HAVE ATE
THE IMAGE OF
PEAPOD.Copy !req
173. I DON'T WANT TO EAT
THE PEAPOD.Copy !req
174. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S SEE IT.Copy !req
175. O.K.Copy !req
176. YEAH! THIS IS WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
DUH BOMB!Copy !req
177. CHICAGO'S NEWEST CLUB,
AGES 15 AND UP.Copy !req
178. $3.00 ADMISSION.Copy !req
179. WE GOT THE PHATEST
CLUB IN TOWN.Copy !req
180. CAN I COME?Copy !req
181. OH!
OH!Copy !req
182. WHOA! HO!Copy !req
183. KYRA!Copy !req
184. WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' AWAKE?Copy !req
185. LISTENING TO YOU
AND KEL TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW CLUB.Copy !req
186. SHH! ARE YOU CRAZY?
YOU ALMOST SCARED US
TO DEATH.Copy !req
187. OH, I'M SORRY,
KEL.Copy !req
188. LET ME HELP YOU.Copy !req
189. I—I'M COOL.
I'M COOL!Copy !req
190. GO TO BED.Copy !req
191. OH. O.K.Copy !req
192. NOT YOU!
I MEANT KYRA!Copy !req
193. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
194. YOU DON'T LIVE
HERE.Copy !req
195. CAN I COME TO
YOUR NEW CLUB?Copy !req
196. NO!Copy !req
197. I WAS TALKIN' TO KEL.Copy !req
198. WELL, THE ANSWER
IS STILL NO!Copy !req
199. O.K.Copy !req
200. THEN I GUESS I'LL JUST
HAVE TO ASK MOM AND DADCopy !req
201. IF I CAN GO.Copy !req
202. KYRA, HOW OLD ARE YOU?Copy !req
203. 9.Copy !req
204. ARE YOU LOOKIN' FORWARD
TO 10?Copy !req
205. YOU'RE SQUEEZING
MY LIVER!Copy !req
206. YOUR LIVER?Copy !req
207. COME UP HERE
AND DO THIS, MAN.Copy !req
208. KYRA, PLEASE DON'T
TELL YOUR MOM AND
DAD ABOUT OUR CLUB.Copy !req
209. O.K.?Copy !req
210. O.K., KEL. I WON'T.Copy !req
211. AS LONG AS I CAN
COME WITH YOU.Copy !req
212. NO, KYRA!Copy !req
213. YOU'RE NOT COMING
TO OUR CLUB, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
214. MOM!Copy !req
215. I-IS 7:00
O.K.?Copy !req
216. YOUNG MAN,Copy !req
217. HOW MUCH FOR
THIS CUCUMBER?Copy !req
218. OH, UM... CUCUMBERS
ARE 89 CENTS EACH.Copy !req
219. LET ME GET THAT.Copy !req
220. FINE.Copy !req
221. 1...Copy !req
222. 2... 3...Copy !req
223. WHEW...Copy !req
224. 4... 5...Copy !req
225. OH, I AM...Copy !req
226. 6...Copy !req
227. 8—Copy !req
228. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
229. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
230. 1...Copy !req
231. 2...Copy !req
232. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
233. HEY. CHRIS HERE?Copy !req
234. NAW, COME HERE.Copy !req
235. OH, MAN...Copy !req
236. MY FEET!Copy !req
237. SO HOW MANY FLIERS
DID YOU HAND OUT?Copy !req
238. I DON'T KNOW.
ABOUT... 5, 6OO.Copy !req
239. AH!Copy !req
240. OH!Copy !req
241. MAN,
THAT SMELLS LIKE
YOU HANDED OUTCopy !req
242. ABOUT
5 OR 6,000,
BROTHER.Copy !req
243. I DON'T BELIEVE IT!Copy !req
244. HEY, I CAN'T HELP
HOW MY FEET SMELL,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
245. NO, NO!
LOOK OVER THERE!Copy !req
246. WHAT, SHE STEAL
SOMETHING?Copy !req
247. NO! SHE'S FINE!Copy !req
248. OH, MY...Copy !req
249. SHE—SHE'S COMING
THIS WAY!Copy !req
250. 89.Copy !req
251. HI.Copy !req
252. HEL-LO!
HEL-LO!Copy !req
253. CUTE FEET!Copy !req
254. THANKS!Copy !req
255. SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
256. LEE ANN.Copy !req
257. LEE ANN!Copy !req
258. MM-HMM!Copy !req
259. LISTEN, CAN ONE OF
YOU GUYS TELL MECopy !req
260. WHERE I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO FIND THE ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
261. Y-Y-YOU LIKE
ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
262. OH, I LOOOVE
ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
263. I LOVE ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
264. WELL, THIS IS
A CONVERSATIONCopy !req
265. YOU DON'T HEAR
EVERY DAY.Copy !req
266. LET ME SHOW YOU
WHERE IT'S AT.Copy !req
267. THERE YOU GO.
OH, PERFECT.Copy !req
268. SEE... I JUST
BROKE UP WITH
MY BOYFRIEND,Copy !req
269. SO I'M JUST
REALTHIRSTY.Copy !req
270. I KNOW WHAT YOU
MEAN. HA HA!Copy !req
271. CAN I FEEL YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
272. HUH?Copy !req
273. I'M INTO PHRENOLOGY.Copy !req
274. IT'S WHEN YOU FIND OUT
ABOUT SOMEONECopy !req
275. BY FEELING THE LUMPS
ON THEIR HEAD.Copy !req
276. YOU GONNA FEEL
HIS HEAD LUMPS?Copy !req
277. CAN I?Copy !req
278. MY LUMPS...
ARE YOUR LUMPS.Copy !req
279. GREAT. THANKS!Copy !req
280. OOH!Copy !req
281. I SENSE YOU'RE
VERY, VERY
SMART.Copy !req
282. AH HA!Copy !req
283. YOU BETTER FEEL AGAIN!Copy !req
284. HO HO HOO!Copy !req
285. OH!Copy !req
286. I FEEL YOU'RE
LONELY.Copy !req
287. YEAH, IT'S REAL LONELY
IN THAT HEAD.Copy !req
288. I AM LONELY.Copy !req
289. ME, TOO.Copy !req
290. THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
291. HOW MUCH FOR
THE ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
292. OH, NO CHARGE.Copy !req
293. NO CHARGE?Copy !req
294. WELL, BYE-BYE.Copy !req
295. KEL... GO.Copy !req
296. UH... LEE ANN.Copy !req
297. YES?Copy !req
298. YOU MIND PASSING
OUT SOME OF
THESE FLIERS?Copy !req
299. MAN! KEL! UM...Copy !req
300. LEE ANN, I THINK WHAT
KEL MEANT TO SAYCopy !req
301. WAS, UH, WOULD YOU
MIND COMING TO OUR
CLUB THIS FRIDAY NIGHT?Copy !req
302. YOU GUYS HAVE
YOUR OWN CLUB?Copy !req
303. OH, SURE.Copy !req
304. IT'S CALLED...
DUH BOMB.Copy !req
305. FRIDAY NIGHT.Copy !req
306. YOU CAN GET IN FREE.Copy !req
307. O.K. COOL.Copy !req
308. SEE YOU FRIDAY.Copy !req
309. YEAH, MAYBE YOU CAN
FEEL MY LUMPS AGAIN.Copy !req
310. OH... YOU CAN
COUNT ON IT.Copy !req
311. HA HA. LET ME
HELP YOU WITH
THE DOOR.Copy !req
312. ALL RIGHT.
YOU GO, GIRL.Copy !req
313. YOU CAN KEEP
THE BASKET. HA HA!Copy !req
314. MAN, YOU ARE
SET UP!Copy !req
315. MM-HMM!
SHE IS FINE!Copy !req
316. WE GONNA GET CAUGHT.Copy !req
317. WE ARE NOT
GONNA GET CAUGHT.Copy !req
318. I GOT CHRIS WRAPPED
AROUND MY LITTLE
FINGER.Copy !req
319. I KNOW WHERE HE IS
AT ALL TIMES. I GOT
THIS UNDER CONTROL.Copy !req
320. ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
321. AAH!
YEAH, I'M SURE.
SEE—AAH!Copy !req
322. YOU WERE SAYING?Copy !req
323. CHILLIN'...Copy !req
324. THAT'S ALL.
CHILLIN'...Copy !req
325. YOU KNOW,
KEEPIN' LOW.Copy !req
326. MM-HMM. YOU KNOW,
THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
327. I'LL BE IN BACK.Copy !req
328. ALL RIGHT,
CHRIS.Copy !req
329. I GOTCHA!Copy !req
330. YEAH, YOU WISH,
PUNK!Copy !req
331. LET'S GO!
RIGHT NOW! COME ON!Copy !req
332. YOU HAVEN'T SQUIRT
ME YET!Copy !req
333. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
334. EX-CUSE ME.Copy !req
335. HEY!Copy !req
336. CAN YOU PLEASECopy !req
337. STOP PLAYING WITH
YOUR SQUIRT GUNS
IN MY STORE?Copy !req
338. THANK YOU.Copy !req
339. HOW MUCH FOR
THIS CANDY?Copy !req
340. 45 CENTS.Copy !req
341. NOW!Copy !req
342. AH HA...Copy !req
343. AH...Copy !req
344. OH, HO HO...Copy !req
345. Y'ALL ARE REAL FUNNY.Copy !req
346. Y'ALL SOME WILD BOYS.Copy !req
347. HAVE Y'ALL EVER SEEN
ONE OF...Copy !req
348. THESE?Copy !req
349. SAY HELLO
TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!Copy !req
350. OH!
AH!Copy !req
351. GET OUTTA
MY STORE!Copy !req
352. GET OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
353. Y'ALL COME BACK
NOW, YA HEAR?Copy !req
354. HEY, HOW'D IT GO?
DID YOU GET
EVERYTHING?Copy !req
355. YEAH, I GOT EVERYTHING.
IT'S IN THE ALLEY.Copy !req
356. ALL RIGHT. COOL.
NOW WE JUST GOTTA
GET RID OF CHRIS.Copy !req
357. HOW WE GONNA
DO THAT?Copy !req
358. I LOVE YOU, TEDDY.Copy !req
359. CHRIS!
CHRIS!Copy !req
360. OH, DON'T TOUCH
THE NUGGETS!Copy !req
361. EASY, CHRIS,
EASY, EASY.Copy !req
362. WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU
OVERSLEPT.Copy !req
363. YEAH, IT'S ALREADY 8:00.Copy !req
364. WHAT? OH, I GOTTA
GO HOME AND FEED MOTHER!Copy !req
365. ALL RIGHT.
YOU GO AHEAD.
I'LL LOCK UP.Copy !req
366. IF MOTHER CALLS,
TELL HER I'M ON MY WAY,Copy !req
367. AND TELL HER I PICKED UP
HER TEETH.Copy !req
368. HE'S GONE!Copy !req
369. ALL RIGHT. YOU MAKE SURE
THE PLACE GETS SET UP, O.K.?Copy !req
370. I'LL BE BACK
AS SOON AS I CAN.Copy !req
371. WHERE YOU GOIN'?Copy !req
372. I GOTTA GET KYRA!Copy !req
373. KYRA.Copy !req
374. KYRA!Copy !req
375. WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN?Copy !req
376. I'VE BEEN BUSY.
WHY AREN'T YOU READY?Copy !req
377. HURRY, ROGER!Copy !req
378. I'M HURRYING.Copy !req
379. OH, KENAN,
YOU'RE HOME. GOOD.Copy !req
380. LISTEN, THERE'S
A TURKEY IN THE OVEN,Copy !req
381. AND MAKE SURE KYRA
IS ASLEEP BY 10:00.Copy !req
382. RIGHT. KYRA'S
IN THE OVEN, MAKE SURE
THE TURKEY'S ASLEEP
BY 10:00.Copy !req
383. KENAN...Copy !req
384. I'M JUST PLAYIN'.Copy !req
385. I GOT IT. GO. HAVE FUN!Copy !req
386. KENAN, IT WAS
VERY SWEET OF YOUCopy !req
387. TO OFFER TO BABY-SIT
YOUR LITTLE SISTER.Copy !req
388. OH, HEY... WHAT ARE
BIG BROTHERS FOR?Copy !req
389. CAN WE GO?
THE SNYDERS DON'T
LIKE IT WHEN WE'RE LATE.Copy !req
390. BE GOOD.O.K. BYE, KIDS.
HAVE FUN.Copy !req
391. BYE, MOM.
BYE, DAD.Copy !req
392. LET'S GO.Copy !req
393. KYRA!Copy !req
394. THIS AIN'T
A HALLOWEEN PARTY.Copy !req
395. SO WHY ARE YOU
WEARING THAT
UGLY MASK?Copy !req
396. AH HO HO HO HO!Copy !req
397. UGLY MASK!Copy !req
398. SO WHAT ARE YOU
ALL DRESSED UP FOR?Copy !req
399. FOR KEL.Copy !req
400. OH, MAN!Copy !req
401. YOU'RE JUST TOO MUCH!Copy !req
402. I'M READY.Copy !req
403. AHEM.Copy !req
404. OH, MY BAD, MY BAD.Copy !req
405. LET ME GET
THE DOOR FOR YOU.Copy !req
406. AFTER YOU,
MISS MA'AM!Copy !req
407. WOW!Copy !req
408. WHOA HO HO!Copy !req
409. CHECK IT OUT!Copy !req
410. KEL!Copy !req
411. HEY, MAN, HAVE YOU
BLOWN UP ALL THESE
BALLOONS!Copy !req
412. WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING.Copy !req
413. HE'S BEEN BLOWIN' UP
THAT SAME BALLOON
FOR HALF AN HOUR.Copy !req
414. HA HA HA! I DID IT!Copy !req
415. WHY?Copy !req
416. IT'S O.K., MAN.Copy !req
417. IT LIVED A HAPPY LIFE.Copy !req
418. HI, KEL.Copy !req
419. OOH! LOOK AT YOU!
HA HA!Copy !req
420. LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
421. O.K., KYRA,
LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.Copy !req
422. TONIGHT YOU ARE TO
STAY IN THE BACK ROOM.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
423. ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
424. DO YOU SEE
THIS DRESS I'M WEARING?Copy !req
425. IAM DANCING
WITH KEL.Copy !req
426. KYRA, WE NOT ARGUIN'
ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
427. KENAN, KENAN...Copy !req
428. I'D CONSIDER IT
AN HONOR...Copy !req
429. TO DANCE WITH KYRA.Copy !req
430. IS IT HOT IN HERE?Copy !req
431. APPRECIATE IT, BRO.Copy !req
432. KEEP PLAYIN'
THE MUSIC, G.Copy !req
433. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
434. HOW YOU DOING?
YOU NEED ANYTHING?
NEED ANY HELP?Copy !req
435. I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT
LATER ON TONIGHT.Copy !req
436. HEY, HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
437. YOU NEED ANYTHING?
YOU NEED ANY HELP?Copy !req
438. HOW Y'ALL ENJOYING
THE CLUB?Copy !req
439. THANKS FOR COMING.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
440. HOW YOU DOIN', GIRL?
KEEP SMILIN'.Copy !req
441. GREAT CLUB, KENAN.Copy !req
442. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
443. KEL...Copy !req
444. KEL!Copy !req
445. I'M READY TO DANCE.Copy !req
446. KYRA, I THOUGHT
I TOLD YOU TO STAY
IN THE BACK.Copy !req
447. DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO?Copy !req
448. YEAH.
GET RID OF YOU.Copy !req
449. WE'LL DANCE LATER,
O.K., KYRA?Copy !req
450. O.K., KEL.Copy !req
451. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
452. OOH! LEE ANN!Copy !req
453. HOW YOU DOIN'?Copy !req
454. COOL CLUB.Copy !req
455. WANNA FEEL
MY HEAD LUMPS?Copy !req
456. I'D RATHER DANCE.Copy !req
457. O.K. GO AHEAD.Copy !req
458. WITH YOU, KEL.Copy !req
459. WHA—Copy !req
460. OH, COOL!Copy !req
461. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
462. YOU CALL THAT DANCIN',Copy !req
463. OR ARE YOUR PANTIES
TOO TIGHT?Copy !req
464. HEY!Copy !req
465. CAN WE PUT THIS
BACK, PLEASE?Copy !req
466. YOU GOTTA PAY FOR IT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
467. AND I DON'T
REMEMBER TELLING YOU
YOU COULD EAT
THE CREAMED CORN.Copy !req
468. GET TO DANCIN'.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!Copy !req
469. YO!Copy !req
470. GIMME THAT SALAMI,
MAN.Copy !req
471. I DON'T REMEMBER
TELLIN' YOU
YOU CAN HAVE
A FREE SALAMI.Copy !req
472. THIS IS A NIGHT CLUB,
NOT A ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT
BUFFET!Copy !req
473. KEL, I GOT US
2 ORANGE SODAS.Copy !req
474. WHY DON'T YOU
GET A HOBBY?Copy !req
475. KYRA, WE'LL FINISH
DANCING LATER, O.K.?Copy !req
476. MAN, WHAT THE—Copy !req
477. EXCUSE ME, I'M TRYING
TO GO OVER—Copy !req
478. DUDE, WOULD YOU STOP
DANCIN' AT ME LIKE THAT?Copy !req
479. STOP MOVING!
WHAT IS ALL THAT STUFF
IN YOUR FACE?Copy !req
480. CRAZY!Copy !req
481. KEL, HOW'D THE BOY
WITH THE PINSCopy !req
482. GET UP IN HERE?Copy !req
483. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
484. YEAH.Copy !req
485. HA...Copy !req
486. WHAT THE—Copy !req
487. LOOK AT THIS!Copy !req
488. AW, YOU SAT ON
A PIZZA!Copy !req
489. OH...Copy !req
490. SHE DID THIS.Copy !req
491. YOUR LITTLE
GIRLFRIEND...Copy !req
492. UH-UH. SHE NOT
MY GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
493. OH, I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
494. LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THAT.Copy !req
495. OOH!Copy !req
496. OH, STOP
SQUIRTING ME!Copy !req
497. WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?Copy !req
498. BACK THERE.Copy !req
499. HA HA!Copy !req
500. Lee Ann: HEY!Copy !req
501. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
502. HA HA!Copy !req
503. LET ME OUT OF HERE,
YOU LITTLE—Copy !req
504. LET ME OUT NOW!Copy !req
505. YO, YO, WHAT IS
THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
506. UH...Copy !req
507. HA HA HA...Copy !req
508. HA HA HA!Copy !req
509. UM...Copy !req
510. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
511. THANK YOU ALL FOR COMIN'
OUT TO DUH BOMB TONIGHT.Copy !req
512. WE GOT A SPECIAL
TREAT FOR YOU.Copy !req
513. KEL, COME TAKE THE MIKE.Copy !req
514. WHAT?Copy !req
515. KEL, TAKE THE MIKE!Copy !req
516. GO, KEL!Copy !req
517. YEAH!Copy !req
518. G-GO, KEL!Copy !req
519. GO, KEL, GO, KEL,Copy !req
520. GO, KEL, GO, KEL...Copy !req
521. COME ON, MAN,
SING SOMETHING!Copy !req
522. GO, KEL, GO, KEL,Copy !req
523. GO, KEL, GO, KEL...Copy !req
524. UH... HOW MANY OF Y'ALL
LIKE ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
525. EVERYBODY SAY O-RANGE.Copy !req
526. O-RANGE.Copy !req
527. SAY O-RANGE!Copy !req
528. O-RANGE.Copy !req
529. SAY SO-DA!Copy !req
530. SO-DA!Copy !req
531. SAY SO-DA!Copy !req
532. SO-DA!Copy !req
533. NOW SCREAM!Copy !req
534. AAAH!Copy !req
535. OH, YEAH, UH!Copy !req
536. HEY!Copy !req
537. WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY STORE?Copy !req
538. WHY ARE PEOPLE WAVING
ORANGE SODA IN THE AIRCopy !req
539. AS IF THEY JUST
DON'T CARE?Copy !req
540. HEY, 3 BUCKS
TO GET IN, DUDE.Copy !req
541. HUSH UP.
THIS IS MY STORE.Copy !req
542. TAKE THOSE PINS
OUTTA YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
543. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
544. EVERYBODY LISTEN UP.Copy !req
545. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
546. FIRE MARSHAL.Copy !req
547. NOW WHO OWNS
THIS PLACE?Copy !req
548. I DO.Copy !req
549. WELL, LOOKS LIKE
I'M GONNA HAVE TOCopy !req
550. SHUT DOWN YOUR CLUB.Copy !req
551. WHY?Copy !req
552. BECAUSE THIS BUILDING'S
ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVECopy !req
553. 15 PEOPLE IN IT AT ONCE!
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT...Copy !req
554. FAR MORE THAN 15.Copy !req
555. HERE.Copy !req
556. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
557. A FINE.
FOR 300 BUCKS.Copy !req
558. Fire marshal
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY MOVE!Copy !req
559. O.K. COME ON,
KEL, KYRA.Copy !req
560. ALL RIGHT,
BYE, CHRIS!Copy !req
561. KENAN,
COME BACK HERE!
KENAN! OOH!Copy !req
562. WHO TOUCHED ME?Copy !req
563. WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?Copy !req
564. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
A GROCERY STORE,Copy !req
565. NOT A CIRCUS!Copy !req
566. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
567. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.Copy !req
568. WELL, THAT'S OUR
SHOW FOR TONIGHT.Copy !req
569. WHO HAD A GOOD TIME?Copy !req
570. ALL RIGHT. COOL.Copy !req
571. IT'S JUST TOO BAD
OUR CLUB DIDN'T
WORK OUT, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
572. YEAH. IT'S TOO BAD
WE GOTTA PAY THAT
$300 FINE, TOO.Copy !req
573. YEAH.Copy !req
574. SEE... WE'LL JUST
MAKE IT UP WHEN WE
REOPEN DUH BOMB!Copy !req
575. WHAT? THE FIRE MARSHAL
SHUT US DOWN... REMEMBER?Copy !req
576. TEMPORARILY.Copy !req
577. SEE, ALL WE GOTTA DO
NOW IS FIND ANOTHER
PLACE THAT HOLDS
MORE PEOPLE,Copy !req
578. AND WE ARE RIGHT BACK
IN BUSINESS!Copy !req
579. KENAN, FORGET ABOUT
THE CLUB, MAN.Copy !req
580. NO! WE OWE IT TO
THE PEOPLECopy !req
581. TO PROVIDE A FUN
PLACE TO HANG OUT.Copy !req
582. DON'T YOU AGREE?Copy !req
583. NO, YOU DON'T.
PUT 'EM DOWN.Copy !req
584. YOU KNOW,
THAT GIVES ME
AN IDEA.Copy !req
585. I KNOW A FUN PLACE
WE CAN HANG OUT.Copy !req
586. WHY DON'T EVERYBODY
GET UP, COME WITH ME?Copy !req
587. NO, NO,
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.Copy !req
588. SIT DOWN.
W-W-WHERE YOU GOING?Copy !req
589. KENAN, YOU CAN'T TAKECopy !req
590. THE AUDIENCE WITH YOU.
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.Copy !req
591. KEN—AW, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
592. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
593. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.Copy !req
594. WHY?Copy !req
595. KENAN & KEL WAS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCECopy !req
596. AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
IN ORLANDOCopy !req
597. AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, FLORIDA.Copy !req