1. OH, HERE IT GOES.
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2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
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3. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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4. RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON.
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5. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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6. O.K. I'M HERE TO WELCOME Y'ALL
TO THE SHOW.
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7. MY NAME IS KENAN.
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8. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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9. THANK YOU.
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10. HEY, WHERE'S KEL?
I DON'T SEE KEL.
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11. YEAH! WHERE'S KEL?
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12. KEL KNOWS WHAT TIME
THE SHOW STARTS.
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13. I MEAN, WHAT? DO I LOOK
LIKE KEL'S MAMA TO Y'ALL?
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14. WHAT THE...?
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15. HEY! LOOK AT THEM.
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16. YEAH.
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17. HOW'RE Y'ALL DOING?
SORRY I'M LATE.
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18. Y'ALL HAVING FUN, RIGHT?
RIGHT?
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19. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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20. WHAT HAPPENED?
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21. NO. WHAT IS ALL
THAT STUFF FOR?
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22. OH, YOU SEE, THIS IS
A FISHING ROD,
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23. AND YOU CATCH FISH
WITH IT.
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24. I KNOW WHAT IT'S FOR.
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25. I'M SAYING, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING WITH IT?
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26. CATCHING FISH.
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27. CAN I SEE THE FISH?
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28. YEAH.
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29. THIS IS A TUNA FISH.
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30. SOULMAN, LET'S START
OUR SHOW.
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31. TONIGHT'S SHOW STARTS OFF
LIKE THIS.
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32. SEE, WHAT HAPPENS IS...
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33. SEE, THERE'S...
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34. UM, KENAN, WHY ARE YOU
SMILING AT MY TUNA?
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35. OH, MAN,
I'M JUST THINKING.
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36. ABOUT WHAT?
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37. ABOUT YOU, ME, TUNA.
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38. I GOTTA GO, MAN.
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39. KENAN, DON'T BE THINKING
ABOUT ME AND TUNA, MAN,
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40. NOT SMILING,
AND STUFF LIKE THAT, BRO.
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41. AH, HERE IT GOES.
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42. MMM!
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43. THAT COFFEE
SMELLS GOOD, BABY.
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44. MM-HMM. BE CAREFUL.
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45. THIS COFFEE
IS STEAMING HOT.
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46. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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47. MORNING!
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48. OW! OW!
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49. GOOD MORNING, KEL.
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50. HEY, MRS. ROCKMORE.
MORNING, MR...
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51. HEY, YOU GOT COFFEE
ALL DOWN YOUR SHIRT.
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52. GEE, WELL, THANKS
FOR INFORMING ME, KEL.
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53. MUFFIN!
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54. ROGER!
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55. HEY, GOOD MORNING,
EVERYBODY.
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56. WHAT'S UP, KEL?
HEY, GOOD MORNING, MOM.
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57. POP, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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58. WHAT'S WITH DAD?
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59. OH, I SEE.
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60. SO, WHAT ARE YOU BOYS
UP TO TODAY?
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61. OH, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GONNA
WATCH THAT BULLS GAME.
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62. CHICAGO B—B—BULLS!
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63. HEY. JORDAN WITH A TOMATO.
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64. HE'S DRIBBLING,
HE'S DRIBBLING.
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65. PASSES TO PIPPIN.
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66. PIP HAS THE BALL.
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67. TIME'S RUNNING OUT.
HE'S DRIBBLING.
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68. DRIVES THROUGH THE HOOP,
PASSES TO PIPPIN.
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69. OH, SLAM-DUNK!
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70. DON'T EVER HIT ME
WITH A TOMATO AGAIN, O.K.?
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71. NO, SIR.
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72. COME ON, ROGER.
WE'RE LATE.
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73. HEY, WHERE Y'ALL GOING?
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74. WE HAVE TO TAKE AUNT BERTHA
TO THE DOCTOR.
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75. WHY?
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76. SHE'S ALL PUFFY.
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77. LISTEN, KENAN.
IF YOU WANT
SOME LUNCH,
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78. THERE'S A CAN
OF TUNA FISH
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79. IN THE PANTRY, O.K.?
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80. DON'T MAKE A MESS.
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81. OH, WE WILL, YOU KNOW.
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82. KENAN?
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83. I'M JUST PLAYING.
WE WON'T. BYE.
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84. O.K. SEE YOU BOYS
LATER.
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85. O.K.
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86. PASS ME THE MUSTARD OUT
THE REFRIGERATOR.
THANK YOU, MAN.
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87. WHOO!
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88. WHOA!
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89. HEY, I GOTTA GO SEE
THE GAME START.
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90. YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
BY YOURSELF?
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91. O.K.
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92. DRRRR!
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93. AW, MAN! KEL, COME ON.
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94. THEY'RE ABOUT
TO TIP OFF.
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95. HEY, BRING MY SANDWICH,
YOU KNOW.
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96. SO WHAT'S
YOUR PREDICTION?
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97. I SAY THE BULLS BY 26.
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98. YEAH? I SAY BULLS
BY 26.
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99. HEY, MAN. YOU CAN'T PREDICT
THE SAME THING I DO.
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100. THAT'S NOT FUN.
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101. GIVE ME...
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102. SHH. I'M TRYING
TO WATCH THE—
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103. HEY, WHAT'S UP?
MAN, WHAT'S UP?
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104. ARE YOU CHOKING?
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105. MM-HMM.YOU'RE CHOKING?
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106. I'LL CALL 401!
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107. YOU'RE HUNGRY?
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108. HEIMLICH MANEUVER?
O.K. ALL RIGHT!
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109. ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON!
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110. I DID IT! GET OFF!
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111. GET OFF!
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112. MAN. I JUST GOT
ONE QUESTION.
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113. WHAT?
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114. DID I LOOK HUNGRY?
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115. WELL, YOU WERE POINTING
AT YOUR TUMMY.
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116. WHAT HAPPENED?
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117. SOMETHING GOT STUCK
IN MY THROAT.
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118. HEY.
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119. MAN, THERE WAS A SCREW
IN MY TUNA!
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120. A SCREW?A SCREW!
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121. A SCREW?
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122. UGH!
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123. I TOLD YOU.
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124. IT'S A SCREW, ALL RIGHT.
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125. THIS WAS IN YOUR CAN
OF TUNA FISH?
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126. YES, MAN. I ALMOST CHOKED
TO DEATH.
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127. YEAH. I HAD TO SQUEEZE IT
OUT OF HIM.
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128. DID YOU PAY
FOR THAT?
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129. I READ A STORY
ABOUT A WOMAN
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130. WHO WENT INTO
A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
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131. AND FOUND HALF A FROG
IN HER FRIED CHICKEN.
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132. WHERE WAS THE OTHER HALF?
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133. TRY NOT TO SPEAK.
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134. ANYWAY, SHE SUED
THE RESTAURANT
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135. AND WON SOMETHING
LIKE 10,000 BUCKS!
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136. 10,000 BUCKS,
JUST FOR FINDING
HALF A FROG
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137. IN SOME FRIED CHICKEN?
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138. YES. ARE Y'ALL THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING? HUH?
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139. YEAH, YEAH!
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140. YEAH, COWBOY!
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141. WE GOTTA FIND
THE OTHER HALF
OF THAT FROG.
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142. NO, MAN! LISTEN.
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143. WE... ARE GONNA
SUE THE FISHFOLK,
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144. AND GET RICH!
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145. YOU DON'T WANNA
SUE THEM, DO YOU?
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146. YES, I DO! DO YOU KNOW
A LAWYER WE CAN CALL?
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147. SURE. MY COUSIN'S
A LAWYER.
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148. HEY! MY COUSIN'S
IN THE CIRCUS.
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149. SO?
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150. SO CHRIS TELLS ME YOU
FOUND SOME HARDWARE
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151. IN YOUR TUNA LUNCH.
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152. YES. NOW, IF WE ACTUALLY
SUE THIS TUNA COMPANY,
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153. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU
THINK WE CAN GET?
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154. WELL, IN CASES LIKE THESE,
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
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155. TO ASK FOR
AS MUCH AS 5, 10—
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156. MILLION.
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157. YOU'RE DRIBBLING, MAN.
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158. 10 M—M—10 M—M...
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159. 10 M—$10 MILLION!
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160. POSSIBLY. OH!
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161. DO YOU KNOW WHAT
WE CAN BUY WITH
10 MILLION BUCKS?
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162. STUFF?
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163. A LOT OF STUFF!
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164. JUST 'CAUSE OF A SCREW?
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165. THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT KIND OF DAMAGE
THAT SCREW CAUSED.
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166. YEAH, YEAH.
I DO FEEL DAMAGED.
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167. SO YOU WANT ME
TO HANDLE THE CASE?
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168. YEAH. WAIT A SECOND.
WHAT DO WE HAVE
TO PAY YOU?
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169. WHATEVER MONEY
YOU GUYS WIN,
I GET 40%.
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170. 40%.
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171. NO! I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO'LL HANDLE IT
FOR FREE.
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172. MY COUSIN FROM THE CIRCUS?
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173. NO, MAN. ME.
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174. CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS
FOR A MINUTE?
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175. HEY. MILLIONAIRES
DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TALK.
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176. BUT, KENAN.
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177. ATTENTION ALL NEWS MEDIA.
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178. NOW WHAT YOU DOING?
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179. I'M TYPING UP A LETTER
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180. TO FAX TO ALL
THE PRESS PEOPLE.
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181. YOU KNOW, RADIO, TV,
NEWSPAPERS.
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182. WE'RE HAVING
A PRESS CONFERENCE.
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183. FOR WHAT?
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184. SO THAT... OH!
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185. PHEW! SO THAT EVERYONE
WILL FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED,
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186. FEEL SORRY FOR ME,
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187. THEN THAT'LL HELP US WIN
THAT $10 MILLION.
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188. 10 MILLION BUCKS.
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189. WHOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
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190. MAN, WHAT YOU GONNA DO
WITH ALL THAT MONEY?
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191. WELL, SEE... OH!
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192. $10 MILLION.
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193. WHOO, KENAN, I GOT
THE NEW HIGH SCORE!
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194. WELL, THEN THAT
DESERVES $1,000.
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195. WOW, THANKS!
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196. YOU'RE WELCOME.
CALL ME LATER.
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197. HEY, HAVING A GOOD TIME?
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198. I JUST LOST AGAIN.
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199. TAKE $1,000. FORGET
ABOUT IT, O.K.?
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200. O.K. THANKS.
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201. ALL RIGHT. HEY, BABY.
LOOKING GOOD TODAY.
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202. HERE'S $1,000 FOR YOU, HUH?
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203. HEY, KENAN.
ANOTHER GREAT PARTY, BRO.
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204. I APPRECIATE IT.
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205. CAN I HAVE SOMETHING
TO DRINK?
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206. OH, YEAH. WAITER?
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207. YES, SIR.
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208. A DRINK FOR MY FRIEND KEL
AND HIS LADYFRIEND.
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209. OF COURSE.
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210. HERE'S $1.00
FOR YOU, HUH?
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211. THANK YOU, SIR, BOSS.
BLESS YOU.
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212. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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213. MOM, DAD,
HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?
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214. OH, GOOD.
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215. EVERYTHING
IS JUST GREAT!
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216. EVERYWHERE I GO,
PEOPLE KEEP
COMPLIMENTING
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217. MY NEW DIAMOND
EARRINGS!
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218. OH, THANK YOU,
KENAN.
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219. YOU'RE WELCOME.
WHAT YOU GOT THERE, POPS?
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220. OH, THAT'S THAT NEW SAILBOAT
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221. I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
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222. NICE.I LIKE THE RED.
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223. NAW, I LIKE THE WHITE.
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224. HERE. TAKE $100,000
AND GET BOTH, HUH?
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225. OH, THANK YOU, SON.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
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226. YOU'RE WELCOME.
HEY, KEL!
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227. TURN UP MY NEW $1,200,000
STEREO SYSTEM, PLEASE.
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228. ALL RIGHT, BRO.
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229. MAN, THAT WOULD BE
THE LIFE, WOULDN'T IT?
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230. SURE.
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231. DID YOU EVER DREAM
ABOUT BEING RICH?
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232. SURE.
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233. OH, YEAH? WHAT DO YOU
DREAM ABOUT?
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234. HAM! HAM!
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235. OH, HAM!
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236. HAM!
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237. HA HA HA HA HA HAM!
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238. YOU'RE SICK, MAN.
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239. I ENJOY HAM.
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240. EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
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241. KENAN WILL NOW TAKE
YOUR QUESTIONS, EVERYONE.
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242. YOU, MA'AM?
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243. DID YOU ACTUALLY
SWALLOW THE SCREW
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244. YOU FOUND
IN THE CAN OF TUNA?
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245. WELL, ALMOST. SEE,
I CHOKED ON THE SCREW,
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246. BUT LUCKILY MY FRIEND KEL
WAS THERE TO SQUEEZE ME,
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247. AND IT POPPED RIGHT OUT
OF MY THROAT.
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248. YOU, SIR.
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249. THANK YOU. I UNDERSTAND
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250. YOU'RE SUING LUNA TUNA
FOR $10,000.
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251. WHY SO MUCH?
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252. 'CAUSE I'M DAMAGED.
SEE, I NOW SUFFER
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253. FROM POST-TUNA
STRESS DISORDER.
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254. WHAT'S POST-TUNA
STRESS DISORDER?
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255. OH, YOU SEE, EVERY TIME
KENAN SEES A CAN OF TUNA,
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256. HE FREAKS OUT AND STUFF,
LIKE THIS. WATCH THIS.
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257. YOU SEE
THE TUNA, TUNA?
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258. AND I'M ALSO SCARED
OF FISH.
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259. AND I HAVE NIGHTMARES.
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260. WHAT KIND
OF NIGHTMARES?
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261. WELL, SEE, THERE
WAS THIS ONE
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262. WHERE I WAS EATING LUNCH,
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263. AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I WAS
ATTACKED BY A GIANT SCREW!
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264. AND I ALSO HAVE THE JITTERS.
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265. AND THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES.
THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME,
THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME!
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266. IF YOU ASK ME, YOU OUGHT TO SUE
LUNA TUNA FOR 20 MILLION.
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267. YES, 20 MILLION.
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268. NO, I DON'T WANNA BE GREEDY.
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269. 10 MILLION WOULD DO JUST FINE,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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270. RIGBYS. YEAH,
HE WORKS HERE.
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271. HOLD ON.
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272. KENAN, IT'S FOR YOU.
MAKE IT SNAPPY.
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273. THIS IS KENAN.
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274. OH. OH, I SEE.
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275. WELL, MY ASSOCIATE AND I
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276. MIGHT BE WILLING
TO CONSIDER AN OFFER.
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277. MM-HMM. TOMORROW.
2:00. YEAH. SURE.
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278. WE'LL BE THERE. ALL RIGHT.
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279. O.K. YES, YES, YES!
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280. WHO WAS IT?
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281. THAT WAS THE VICE PRESIDENT
OF THE LUNA TUNA CORPORATION.
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282. WHAT'D HE WANT?
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283. THEY WANNA MEET WITH US
TOMORROW
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284. TO DISCUSS A POSSIBLE
CASH SETTLEMENT!
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285. HA HA! CELEBRATION!
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286. HEY, HEY, HEY!
OH, YOU GOT IT MOIST.
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287. YES!
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288. GENTLEMEN, LADY.
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289. KENAN, KEL. I'M HENRY LUNA,
PRESIDENT OF LUNA TUNA
CORPORATION.
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290. HOW DO YOU DO?
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291. HOW DO YOU DO?
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292. GIVE IT A BREAK.
SIT DOWN!
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293. GENTLEMEN, I DON'T WANT
TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH.
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294. HEY, ME NEITHER.
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295. HA HA HA HA.
MY GREAT GRANDPA LUNA
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296. FOUNDED LUNA TUNA
CORPORATION.
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297. HE LOVED AND RESPECTED
TUNA FISH,
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298. AND THOSE WHO ATE THEM.
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299. BUT IF HE ABOUT
THIS SCREW SCANDAL,
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300. WELL, IT WOULD KILL HIM,
IF HE WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD.
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301. WELL, SIR, THE LAST THING
WE WANT TO DO
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302. IS TAINT YOUR FINE
TUNA REPUTATION.
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303. I'M GLAD TO HEAR
YOU SAY THAT.
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304. HOWEVER, I HAVE SUFFERED
MANY DAMAGES
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305. AS A RESULT
OF THAT MISLAID SCREW.
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306. I AGREE COMPLETELY.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE READY
TO MAKE YOU AN OFFER.
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307. OH, I SEE.
AND WHAT IS THIS OFFER
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308. THAT YOU ARE...
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309. OFFERING?
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310. WE'RE PREPARED
TO OFFER YOU, KENAN,
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311. A LIFETIME SUPPLY
OF LUNA TUNA.
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312. YES!
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313. WHAT?
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314. ALL THE TUNA
YOU CAN EAT.
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315. AND ALL THE SCREWS
I CAN CHOKE ON TOO,
RIGHT?
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316. NO! I CAME HERE
TO GET $10 MILLION,
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317. NOT 10 MILLION
TUNA, LUNA.
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318. ALL RIGHT. $1,000.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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319. TAKE IT.
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320. I'M LEAVING IT!
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321. 5,000.
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322. THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER.
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323. BYE-BYE. SEE YOU IN COURT.
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324. HE DON'T KNOW WHO...
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325. WAIT!
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326. $1 MILLION TO DROP
THE LAWSUIT.
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327. $1 MILLION?
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328. AND THE LIFETIME
SUPPLY OF TUNA?
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329. SURE.
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330. TAKE IT.
PLEASE TAKE IT!
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331. EASY, MAN. EASY.
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332. WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
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333. TAKE IT!
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334. $1 MILLION.
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335. TAKE IT. TAKE IT,
TAKE IT!
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336. NO!
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337. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
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338. LOOK, MAN. LUNA TUNA
WAS GUILTY
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339. OF IMPROPER TUNA CANNING,
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340. WHICH LED TO MY PERSONAL PAIN,
DISTRESS, AQUATIC FEVER,
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341. AND GENERAL
TUNA-INDUCED DISCOMFORT.
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342. BECAUSE OF YOU,
I AM NOW PARANOID!
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343. I AM TRAUMATIZED.
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344. AND FISH-A-PHOBIC!
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345. RIGHT.
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346. NOW, I DEMAND $10,000 MILLION.
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347. NOW, WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY
ABOUT THAT?
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348. THAT'S RIGHT!
THAT'S MY MAN
THROWING DOWN!
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349. I KNOW MY BILL OF LEFTS,
DOGGONE IT.
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350. I KNOW MY CONSTIPATION,
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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351. HEY, I AIN'T
GOING NOWHERE.
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352. HEY. WHAT?
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353. O.K. YEAH.
I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
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354. THIS WILL WORK.
NOW, THE JUDGE
IS GONNA BE HERE,
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355. THIS IS YOU
AT THE WITNESS STAND,
AND THAT'S THE JURY.
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356. THE MONKEY CAN'T STAY
WITH THE GIRAFFE.
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357. I WAS JUST SAYING,
'CAUSE HE...
MIGHT WANNA...
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358. HAPPY?
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359. YEAH, YEAH.
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360. NOW, I'M GONNA ASK YOU
SOME QUESTIONS.
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361. YOU JUST GIVE ME
THE ANSWERS.
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362. THANK YOU.
NOW, MR. KIMBALL,
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363. WHERE WERE YOU
ON THE MORNING
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364. OF SATURDAY,
OCTOBER 6?
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365. I DON'T THINK THE MONKEY
SHOULD BE SO CLOSE
TO THE TIGER.
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366. WILL YOU FORGET
ABOUT THE MONKEY?
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367. THERE. NO MORE
MONKEY, O.K.?
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368. THAT'S JURY TAMPERING.
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369. HUSH! NOW,
WHERE WERE YOU
SATURDAY MORNING?
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370. THK U.NO
HERE.
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371. YO DDYTE
A MUFFIN.
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372. THEN WHAT?
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373. THEN I HIT HIM
WITH A TOMATO.
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374. THEN WHAT?
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375. HE BECAME ANGRY.
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376. THE TUNA, MAN.
GET TO THE TUNA!
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377. I CAN'T DO THIS, MAN.
YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.
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378. YES, YOU CAN.
LOOK, YOU'RE MY
EYEWITNESS
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379. TO THE TUNA TRAUMA,
ALL RIGHT?
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380. YOU WILL TESTIFY.
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381. JUST THINK
HAPPY THOUGHTS.
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382. HAM...
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383. HAM.
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384. WE'RE GONNGO
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385. UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT.
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386. O.K., ONE MORE TIME.
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387. GO.
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388. MR. KIMBALL,
WHERE WERE YOU
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389. ON THE MORNING
OF SATURDAY,
OCTOBER 6?
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390. AT THE HOME OF MY FRIEND
KENAN ROCKMORE.
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391. FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
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392. TO VIEW
A BASKETBALL GAME.
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393. WHAT HAPPENED PRIOR
TO THAT GAME?
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394. KENAN CONSTRUCTED
A TUNA FISH SANDWICH.
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395. TYPE OF TUNA?
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396. LUNA FAN AACORE.
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397. WHAT DID KENAN PUT
ON THAT SANDWICH?
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398. UM, MUSTARD.
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399. BREAD? WHOLE WHEAT.
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400. ANYTHING ELSE?
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401. NOT TO MY KNOWLEDG
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402. WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
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403. KENAN BIT THE SANDWICH.
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404. WAS IT A HAPPY TIME?
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405. NO. WHY NOT?
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406. KENAN BEGAN TO CHOKE!
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407. HOW?LIKE THIS!
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408. WHAT DID YOU DO THEN?
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409. HEIMLICH MANEUVER. WHICH MEANS?
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410. I SQUEEZED HIM. AND THEN?
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411. AN OBJECT POPPED OUT
OF KENAN'S MOUTH.
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412. IS THIS THAT OBJECT?
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413. IT IS!
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414. TELL THE COURT
WHAT IT IS.
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415. IT'S A SCREW!
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416. THE OFFENSE RESTS!
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417. WE, THE JURY,
AWARD KENAN AND KEL
$10 MILLION!
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418. HA HA HA HA!
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419. PLAINTIFF, PREPARE
TO MAKE A STATEMENT.
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420. IS THE PLAINTIFF PREPARED
TO MAKE A STATEMENT?
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421. HEY, YOU'D THINK
THE PLAINTIFF WOULD
WANNA BE ON TIME.
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422. YOU KNOW,
THEY ARE LATE?
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423. AIN'T GOT NO FUTURE
IN THE LAW BUSINESS.
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424. WHAT'S THIS?
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425. OOH! OOH! OOH!
AM I BAD?
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426. YES, MA'AM. I'M READY.
I'M READY.
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427. PLEASE PROCEED.
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428. ALL RIGHT.
I SHALL PROCEED.
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429. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JURY,
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430. I, KENAN ROCKMORE,
THE PLAINTIFF...
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431. I AM HERE TO TELL YOU
A SAD STORY,
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432. ABOUT A YOUNG TEENAGE BOY
AND HIS TRAUMA
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433. WITH A CAN OF TAINTED TUNA.
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434. EXHIBIT A.
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435. BAILIFF, PLEASE SHOW
EXHIBIT A.
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436. IT'S AN EMPTY CAN
OF TUNA.
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437. AN EMPTY CAN OF TUNA.
AND EXHIBIT B?
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438. IT'S A SCREW.
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439. AH! A SCREW.
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440. NOW I WOULD LIKE TO CALL
MY FIRST WITNESS,
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441. MR. KEL KIMBALL.
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442. I WOULD LIKE TO CALL
THE FIRST WITNESS!
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443. KEL KIMBALL.
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444. GET UP THERE, MAN!
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445. WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME, MAN?
WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S UP?
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446. KEL KIMBALL, DO YOU SWEAR
TO TELL THE TRUTH,
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447. THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING
BUT THE TRUTH?
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448. DON'T HURT ME.
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449. WHAT'S UP? YE
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450. I DON'T KNOW.
I GOT THIS.
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451. MR. KIMBALL,
WOULD YOU CARE
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452. TO TELL THE COURT,
IN YOUR OWN WORDS,
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453. WHAT HAPPENED
ON THE MORNING
OF OCTOBER 6?
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454. I DID IT! I DID IT!
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455. KENAN, I'M SORRY, MAN!
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456. I DID IT!
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
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457. I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
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458. I... DROPPED THE SCREW
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459. IN THE TUNA!
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460. I...!
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461. DROPPED THE SCREW
IN THE TUNA!
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462. IT WAS ME!
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463. OH, THE HUMANITY!
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464. YOU'RE CRAZY!
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465. I... DROPPED THE SCREW
IN THE TUNA!
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466. I... DROPPED THE SCREW
THE TUNA!
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467. DON'T TAKE ME TO JAIL, MAN!
DON'T TAKE ME TO JAIL!
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468. I... DROPPED THE SCREW
IN THE TUNA!
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469. KENAN, WE'RE STILL BOYS,
RIGHT?
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470. WE'RE STILL BOYS, RIGHT?
I'LL LAY YOU, MAN.
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471. I... DROPPED THE SCREW
IN THE TUNA!
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472. I... DROPPED THE SCREW
IN THE TUNA!
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473. I.. DROPPED THE SCREW
IN THE TUNA.
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474. I... DROPPED... THE SC...
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475. IN THE TUNA.
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476. NO MORE QUESTIONS.
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