1. - Aww, here it goes.Copy !req
2. [cheering, applauding]Copy !req
3. - Hey! Hey!
Look at the people.Copy !req
4. - I feel the love.Copy !req
5. - My name is Kenan.
- Hey, and I'm known as Kel.Copy !req
6. - All right. See, that's how
we got the name of the show.Copy !req
7. [cheering, applauding]Copy !req
8. - Let me tell you, we got
the name of the showCopy !req
9. because of the fact that—
- Kenan?Copy !req
10. - Hey, man.
- Kenan?Copy !req
11. - Can't you see I'm
talking to the audience?Copy !req
12. - Yeah, I know.
- Appreciate it.Copy !req
13. - I know, man, but could you
move over just a little bit?Copy !req
14. - All right, man,
is that better?Copy !req
15. - Yeah.Copy !req
16. - Anyway,
like I was saying,Copy !req
17. they came up with
the name Kenan & KelCopy !req
18. because of the fact—Copy !req
19. - See? They came up with
the name of the show,Copy !req
20. all right, because
they thought it was—Copy !req
21. - Kel!
- Huh?Copy !req
22. - Um, how did you know
that the big rockCopy !req
23. was gonna fall
right there, man?Copy !req
24. - I don't know. I guess
I just do know... you.Copy !req
25. - Really?Copy !req
26. Sometimes tells me
we're about to haveCopy !req
27. a very interesting
show tonight.Copy !req
28. - Man, what you mean
by "very interesting"?Copy !req
29. - Very interesting.
Come along, Kel.Copy !req
30. - Kenan. Kenan, we've gotta
finish the introduction,Copy !req
31. though, man.
- Yeah. Come on.Copy !req
32. - Kenan, the audience.
Kenan? Kenan?Copy !req
33. Aww, here it goes!Copy !req
34. [cheering, applauding]Copy !req
35. - You lose your turn.
- Oh, honey.Copy !req
36. - Okay, come on, baby.Copy !req
37. - Oh, Cupcake, go!
- Five!Copy !req
38. One, two, three,
four, five!Copy !req
39. Ooh, Daddy owes
me $7,000.Copy !req
40. - Oh, Cupcake, can Daddy
pay the money later?Copy !req
41. - No!Copy !req
42. Okay, it's Kenan's turn.
Kenan, you're up!Copy !req
43. - All right,
comin' through.Copy !req
44. - Hey, hey, look out.
- Listen. Let's go.Copy !req
45. - Mrs. Rockmore, I brought
you a diet drink.Copy !req
46. I know you're trying
to lose five pounds.Copy !req
47. - Uh, Kel, how did you know
I was trying to lose—Copy !req
48. - Come on,
let's play, already.Copy !req
49. - Okay, whose turn is it?
Yours!Copy !req
50. - Hey, man, we're all family.
You know, I'm callin' that back.Copy !req
51. - Boom! All right,
one, two, three...Copy !req
52. four.
- Ooh, boy!Copy !req
53. Ha, ha,
you lose a turn.Copy !req
54. - Ha, ha. I wish you'd lose
the way over to my house.Copy !req
55. - Yeah. But I bet you
wouldn't say that to Naomi.Copy !req
56. - Who is Naomi?Copy !req
57. - Oh, just some girl
Kenan got a crush on.Copy !req
58. - Kel!Copy !req
59. - Man. Hey, Kel, man, how'd you
know I had a crush on Naomi?Copy !req
60. I never said one
word about having—Copy !req
61. - Ooh, Kenan,
you are blushing.Copy !req
62. - Ooh, man.
- I'm not blushing.Copy !req
63. It's asthma, probably.Copy !req
64. - Oh, you ain't
got no asthma.Copy !req
65. Give me them dice.
- Come on, baby.Copy !req
66. - Don't roll an eight, now.
- I'm cool.Copy !req
67. Blow on them, baby.
Oh, skidda rolling now.Copy !req
68. Ahhh!
- Ha, ha! Eight!Copy !req
69. Ooh, that hurt!Copy !req
70. - Ooh, Daddy, you have
to go into the dungeon.Copy !req
71. - Maybe Daddy likes
being in the dungeon.Copy !req
72. - Yeah, but I bet Daddy don't
like being in last place. Ha!Copy !req
73. - Who asked you?
- Oh, Roger, it's just a game.Copy !req
74. - It's all right,
Mrs. Rockmore.Copy !req
75. He's just mad 'cause the dentist
said he's got three cavities.Copy !req
76. - What?Copy !req
77. - I was gonna tell
you later, honey.Copy !req
78. How do you know what
my dentist said?Copy !req
79. - Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
80. All right, yeah.
I want a ten.Copy !req
81. Woo! Gimme a ten.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
82. - Ple-e-e-ease gimme ten.Copy !req
83. - Ple-e-e-ease
roll the dice.Copy !req
84. - Wish-i-i-ing for a ten.Copy !req
85. - Wish-i-i-ing
you roll the dice.Copy !req
86. - Ten! Ha, ha!
I'm the man! Hey, boy!Copy !req
87. - All right. Ten!Copy !req
88. One...Copy !req
89. two...Copy !req
90. three...Copy !req
91. four...Copy !req
92. - Man! Five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten!Copy !req
93. Man, how'd you get
to be so lucky?Copy !req
94. - Yeah, how'd he find
out about my cavities?Copy !req
95. - Telephone.Copy !req
96. - But how did he...?Copy !req
97. - Wait, this is
getting weird, man.Copy !req
98. - Better pick it up.Copy !req
99. It could be your old
friend from high school,Copy !req
100. uh, Claire Mantel, yeah.Copy !req
101. - Hello?Copy !req
102. It is Claire Manel!Copy !req
103. How did he...?Copy !req
104. - Something's going
on here, man.Copy !req
105. I think he's psychic.Copy !req
106. - I think he is peculiar.Copy !req
107. - I think he is fine.Copy !req
108. - Man, I just don't
get it, Chris.Copy !req
109. I didn't tell anybody
I had a crush.Copy !req
110. How'd he know?
- Who?Copy !req
111. - Kel.
- You have a crush on Kel?Copy !req
112. - On Kel? No!
Don't be gross.Copy !req
113. I have a crush on Naomi
and Kel knew.Copy !req
114. - Maybe he just guessed.Copy !req
115. - Oh, yeah, and maybe
he guessedCopy !req
116. about my dad's
three cavitiesCopy !req
117. and about my mom getting
a phone callCopy !req
118. from somebody she hasn't
spoken to in 15 years.Copy !req
119. I'm telling you, it's
like Kel all of a suddenCopy !req
120. has these mental powers.Copy !req
121. - You think Kel
is psychic?Copy !req
122. - Yeah. Have you
noticed anythingCopy !req
123. strange about him lately?Copy !req
124. - Who loves orange soda?Copy !req
125. - Kel loves orange soda.Copy !req
126. Is it true?Copy !req
127. Is it true?Copy !req
128. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
Oh, yes, it's true-oo.Copy !req
129. - I do. I do. I do. I do. Ooh.Copy !req
130. - Nope, no stranger
than usual.Copy !req
131. - I'm telling you,
he's psychic.Copy !req
132. - Well, there's one
way to find out.Copy !req
133. Kel?
- Huh?Copy !req
134. - Tell me something.
- Like what?Copy !req
135. - I don't know.
Something, uh, about myself.Copy !req
136. Something, uh, personal.Copy !req
137. - All right.Copy !req
138. You have nightmares
about being chasedCopy !req
139. by a giant bunny rabbit.Copy !req
140. - Excuse me.Copy !req
141. - How'd he know that?
- What?Copy !req
142. - That I dream
about being chasedCopy !req
143. by a giant bunny.Copy !req
144. - You dream about being
chased by a giant bunny?Copy !req
145. Does it have claws and fangs?
- Hush up! Hush up!Copy !req
146. Stop laughing!
- All right, all right.Copy !req
147. - I wanna know
how he knew.Copy !req
148. - Okay, I'm just
gonna come right outCopy !req
149. and ask him,
all right? Cool.Copy !req
150. Kel, let me talk to you in
the back for a second, man.Copy !req
151. - Uh, yeah.Copy !req
152. - Oh, Chris, man,
don't look—Copy !req
153. but there's a big, old bunny
rabbit right behind you!Copy !req
154. - Sorry.Copy !req
155. How'd you know about Chris
and the giant bunny rabbit?Copy !req
156. - Oh, once I came back here
when he was taking a nap,Copy !req
157. all right, and he was talking
in his sleep like this...Copy !req
158. Get away, giant bunny!
Get away!Copy !req
159. I'm not a carrot!
Go away!Copy !req
160. - Okay.Copy !req
161. How'd you know about
my dad's cavities?Copy !req
162. - Oh, I go to the same dentist.
I looked in his file.Copy !req
163. - Okay. How'd you know my mom
was gonna get that phone call?Copy !req
164. - 'Cause I answered
the phone yesterdayCopy !req
165. before your mom came home.Copy !req
166. I told that lady to
call back around 7:00.Copy !req
167. - Okay, how'd you know
the phone was gonna ringCopy !req
168. right before it did, huh?
Tell me that.Copy !req
169. - Because on your
portable phone,Copy !req
170. there's a little light that
blinks right before it rings.Copy !req
171. - Man! Wait.Copy !req
172. How'd you know I had
a crush on Naomi?Copy !req
173. - I read your diary.Copy !req
174. - Oh, ha, I guess
that explains it.Copy !req
175. Who said you could
read my diary, man?Copy !req
176. - I couldn't help myself.Copy !req
177. Your life's
so interesting.Copy !req
178. - See? See? I knew
there had to beCopy !req
179. a logical explanation
for all of this.Copy !req
180. 'Cause a boy can't have
extra mental abilitiesCopy !req
181. without having
regular mental abilities.Copy !req
182. Hear what I'm saying?
- Aw, thanks, man.Copy !req
183. - Come on, man.
- That's so sweet.Copy !req
184. - Hey, Chris.
- I don't get it.Copy !req
185. Nobody could have known
about the giant bunny.Copy !req
186. Kel, tell me
something else.Copy !req
187. Predict my future.
- But, Chris, but—Copy !req
188. - Hey, hey, don't
tease the man, Kel.Copy !req
189. Predict his future.Copy !req
190. - Uh... I see...Copy !req
191. - Yes, tell me
what you see.Copy !req
192. - Tell him what
you see, psychic.Copy !req
193. - I-I see... a sign?Copy !req
194. - A sign?
He sees a sign.Copy !req
195. What is it? Tell me!Copy !req
196. - Uh, it's, uh...Copy !req
197. the number three.Copy !req
198. - The number three?Copy !req
199. Oh, I wonder
what it means.Copy !req
200. - I dunno.Copy !req
201. - Uh... probably something
like danger, right?Copy !req
202. - Y-Yeah. Danger.Copy !req
203. Oooh!Copy !req
204. - Danger?
Three means danger?Copy !req
205. - Yeah. All right,
that's enough for now, Chris.Copy !req
206. - No, no, but I have
to know.Copy !req
207. - Hey, hey, hey,
we don't want toCopy !req
208. burn him out,
now do we?Copy !req
209. - You're right. Okay.
The number three. Danger.Copy !req
210. Somehow my life will be
affected by the number three.Copy !req
211. - Man, why'd you
make me do that?Copy !req
212. - 'Cause I want everybody to
think that you can read mindsCopy !req
213. and predict the future
and stuff.Copy !req
214. - For what?
- So we'll be famous!Copy !req
215. - How I'm gonna
make people believeCopy !req
216. that I have
psychic powers?Copy !req
217. - You almost got my whole
family believing it, brah.Copy !req
218. And Chris, hm?Copy !req
219. - Yes, is this 333-333?
Yes, this is Chris.Copy !req
220. What do you know
about my future?Copy !req
221. What is the danger?Copy !req
222. T-T-Tell me.
Tell me things—Copy !req
223. - [phone clicks, dial tone]Copy !req
224. - They hung up.Copy !req
225. Chris!Copy !req
226. Kel just told me that
if I don't go home right now,Copy !req
227. you could catch
a cold from me.Copy !req
228. - You what?
- I didn't say that.Copy !req
229. Oh, it's true.
- Then you should go on home.Copy !req
230. - But, Chris, I wanna work.Copy !req
231. - Kenan, we should
pay attentionCopy !req
232. to anything Kel
has to say.Copy !req
233. Now go on home, son.Copy !req
234. - Well, if you say so, boss.Copy !req
235. - Come along,
my psychic friend.Copy !req
236. - How much for
these items?Copy !req
237. - Oh, that's, um...Copy !req
238. - $3.33.Copy !req
239. - Oh.
- $3.33!Copy !req
240. Out! Get out!
Away from here!Copy !req
241. - Go on! Get out!
Mr. Three man!Copy !req
242. - Oh, what was that?
What? You wanna start something?Copy !req
243. - Okay, these are the facts
all about my family, okay?Copy !req
244. - What kind of facts?Copy !req
245. - Stuff they don't
know I know,Copy !req
246. so, when you know, they'll
really think you're psychic.Copy !req
247. - Man, why do I have
to fool your family?Copy !req
248. - I told you. Once they're
convinced that you're a psychic,Copy !req
249. then we can get them to
do anything we want to.Copy !req
250. - Now start learning the list.
- All right.Copy !req
251. Your mom used to call your
daddy "Snuggle Butt"?Copy !req
252. Snuggle Butt.Copy !req
253. - What's so funny?Copy !req
254. - I just don't see your
dad as a Snuggle Butt.Copy !req
255. - Yeah, see to it
that you don't.Copy !req
256. - Okay, Kyra likes
older boys. Uh-huh.Copy !req
257. Your mother got suspended
from college for streaking?Copy !req
258. What's streaking?Copy !req
259. - Oh, see, way back
in the '70s,Copy !req
260. streaking was when people
used to run aroundCopy !req
261. all naked in public.Copy !req
262. - Your mother did that?Copy !req
263. - Kel, stop
smiling, nasty.Copy !req
264. And pay attention.Copy !req
265. I'm gonna teach you
the psychic stare.Copy !req
266. - What's the psychic stare?Copy !req
267. - You know, you've
gotta have thatCopy !req
268. mystical look on
your face like this...Copy !req
269. - Hey, come on, try.Copy !req
270. Not like that.
- What?Copy !req
271. - You look like you're
about to throw up.Copy !req
272. - Like this...Copy !req
273. - Yeah, a little
more lip movement.Copy !req
274. A little more lip movement!
Like this.Copy !req
275. Yeah, like Elvis.
Now snarl.Copy !req
276. - Snarl. Snarl.
Uh-huh-huh.Copy !req
277. - Now make it look like you've
got a thought in your head.Copy !req
278. - Uh-huh-huh.Copy !req
279. - Not so much. Just...Copy !req
280. - Uh-huh-huh.Copy !req
281. - What's up, everybody?
- Hey.Copy !req
282. - Do you boys wanna come
to the movies with us?Copy !req
283. - Ooh, what movie?Copy !req
284. - We're gonna see
"The Nasty Puppy."Copy !req
285. - Oh, yeah, that's
the one where the puppyCopy !req
286. gets the bone in the end.Copy !req
287. - Oh, great, now he's ruined
the whole movie for all of us.Copy !req
288. - How did you know
the ending?Copy !req
289. - Oh, yeah, sorry.
I-I mean...Copy !req
290. I saw it in my head...
just now.Copy !req
291. - Oh! Uh-oh!
Kel's gonna throw up!Copy !req
292. - No, no, no,
no, no, Pop.Copy !req
293. That's the face Kel makesCopy !req
294. when he's going
into his psychic trance.Copy !req
295. Tell them what
you see, psychic.Copy !req
296. - I see...Copy !req
297. your mama...Copy !req
298. and your daddy...Copy !req
299. with the name...Copy !req
300. "Snuggle Butt."Copy !req
301. - My goodness.
- Who is Snuggle Butt?Copy !req
302. - That's the name I used
to call your fatherCopy !req
303. when he and I first
started dating.Copy !req
304. How'd he know that?Copy !req
305. - I don't know.
What else do you know?Copy !req
306. - I know...Copy !req
307. that you...Copy !req
308. like older boys.Copy !req
309. - What?Copy !req
310. - I mean, Kyra likes
older boys.Copy !req
311. - Oh.
- Right, Kyra?Copy !req
312. - Right, Kel.
- That's right.Copy !req
313. - Anything else you see?Copy !req
314. - I see...Copy !req
315. your mama...Copy !req
316. runnin'...Copy !req
317. across...Copy !req
318. a college...Copy !req
319. streaking!Copy !req
320. All right, you stop
seeing that right now!Copy !req
321. - Run, girl!Copy !req
322. - Mama, what's streaking?Copy !req
323. - I'll tell you
that in ten years.Copy !req
324. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
325. Holy smokes.Copy !req
326. - What?
- I wanna talk to you.Copy !req
327. Uh, wait, Kel's having
a psychic vision.Copy !req
328. - I'm having a vision.Copy !req
329. I see something.Copy !req
330. - That's your hand.Copy !req
331. - Dad, please!
Let the psychic focus.Copy !req
332. - Shhhh...Copy !req
333. - I see...Copy !req
334. Kenan...Copy !req
335. at school...Copy !req
336. nearly... ow!Copy !req
337. No, y'all!Copy !req
338. Some sort of accident.Copy !req
339. - Accident? When?Copy !req
340. - It's not clear!Copy !req
341. - Some time at school
in the next week.Copy !req
342. - Oh, yeah?Copy !req
343. There's not gonna
be any accidentCopy !req
344. if Kenan isn't at school.
- Right.Copy !req
345. - Kenan, you oughta
stay home from schoolCopy !req
346. for the next eight days.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
347. - But, Mother!
- No buts.Copy !req
348. And, today, no school.
That is final.Copy !req
349. - All right, now,
let's get outta here.Copy !req
350. That boy's giving me
the willies.Copy !req
351. - Hey, hey,
don't be streakin'.Copy !req
352. - Yeah!
- Great, man!Copy !req
353. Can you believe it?Copy !req
354. - No school for eight days!Copy !req
355. - Hey, hey,
that was kinda fun.Copy !req
356. - Yeah, and that's
just the beginning.Copy !req
357. See? Now it's time
to fool the world.Copy !req
358. - [laughing, stops laughing]Copy !req
359. - Triplets!Copy !req
360. You're triplets!Copy !req
361. - Yeah. So?Copy !req
362. - There's three of you.Copy !req
363. - Right. Most triplets
do come in sets of three.Copy !req
364. Duh!Copy !req
365. - Why have you come?Copy !req
366. - We came here to buy
potato chips.Copy !req
367. - And dip.Copy !req
368. - What... what do
you know about me?Copy !req
369. - So far, just that
you're a big weirdo.Copy !req
370. - Wait! Don't you
want to hurt me?Copy !req
371. - Rigby's.Copy !req
372. Huh?Copy !req
373. Really?Copy !req
374. Kel, it's the
Kevin Conway Show.Copy !req
375. They're calling me back.
- No way.Copy !req
376. - Uh, yes, uh-huh.Copy !req
377. I'm his best friend
and manager, Kenan.Copy !req
378. His name is Kel Kimble.Copy !req
379. Right.Copy !req
380. Are you kidding?Copy !req
381. He's the best psychic
you've ever seen.Copy !req
382. Well, he reads minds and he
can predict the future.Copy !req
383. Next week?Copy !req
384. Sure. We're there.
Ha. Ha.Copy !req
385. Yes!Copy !req
386. - Well?Copy !req
387. - We're gonna be on
the Kevin Conway Show, man.Copy !req
388. [laughing, cheering]Copy !req
389. - I don't wanna be on
the Kevin Conway Show.Copy !req
390. - What? Kel?Copy !req
391. - You're gonna be
great, man.Copy !req
392. - Please don't
make me go on TV.Copy !req
393. - Will you stop
blubberin'.Copy !req
394. - I need to blubber.Copy !req
395. - Please don't make me.
- What is your problem?Copy !req
396. - My problem?
Here's one.Copy !req
397. I'm not a psychic.Copy !req
398. Man, I can't
predict the future.Copy !req
399. I'm still confused
about the past.Copy !req
400. - Kel, they're just
gonna talk to you.Copy !req
401. You know, chat
about psychic stuff.Copy !req
402. - I don't chat well.
- You're gonna be great.Copy !req
403. - But I'm gonna be sick!Copy !req
404. I'm not doin' it.
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
405. - I'm afraid.Copy !req
406. - Have I ever given you one
reason not to trust me?Copy !req
407. - No.
- Fine.Copy !req
408. - You've given me
a thousand reasons.Copy !req
409. - Name one.Copy !req
410. - You talked me into
wearing pantyhose,Copy !req
411. you talked me into
tickling that policeman,Copy !req
412. you talked me into
getting bat mitzvah'd.Copy !req
413. - It's bar mitzvah'd.Copy !req
414. - You talked me into
drinking fish grease.Copy !req
415. - Ahhhhh!Copy !req
416. - You talked me into
selling my kidney.Copy !req
417. You talked me into gluing
myself to the train.Copy !req
418. Remember that?Copy !req
419. - Oh, yeah, you ran
pretty fast.Copy !req
420. - I had to.Copy !req
421. - Kel, you're goin' on
the Kevin Conway Show.Copy !req
422. - Don't make me go, man.Copy !req
423. - Open your heart.Copy !req
424. - I'm not doin' it.
- You're goin' on the show.Copy !req
425. - No, no, I'm not
doin' it.Copy !req
426. - You've heard about 'em,
you've marveled at them,Copy !req
427. you may have even called
one for $1.95 a minute.Copy !req
428. Now you're gonna
meet one live.Copy !req
429. Today's show—Psychics!Copy !req
430. [cheering, applauding]Copy !req
431. - Now, before we bring
out our psychic,Copy !req
432. let's learn a little
bit about him.Copy !req
433. Say hello to his best friendCopy !req
434. and personal manager,
Kenan Rockmore!Copy !req
435. Hey, Kenan.Copy !req
436. - Hey there, Kevin.
How're you doing?Copy !req
437. - Now, Kenan, you first
contacted our staffCopy !req
438. about Kel, didn't you?Copy !req
439. - I most certainly
did, Kevin.Copy !req
440. As the Amazing Kel's
personal managerCopy !req
441. and best friend,Copy !req
442. I thought it was
about that timeCopy !req
443. that the Amazing Kel shared his
psychic gifts with the world.Copy !req
444. - I've seen it,
myself, Kevin.Copy !req
445. He is amazing.
He knew I was on a diet.Copy !req
446. He knew our phone
was going to ring,Copy !req
447. and he even knew
who was calling.Copy !req
448. Ooooh...Copy !req
449. - And he knew that she
used to run around naked.Copy !req
450. - Hush, Kyra.Copy !req
451. And, Kevin, he also knew
about my husband's cavities.Copy !req
452. - Excuse me?Copy !req
453. - My teeth, Kevin.
- Oh.Copy !req
454. - I have three cavities and
somehow Kevin knew about it.Copy !req
455. - Was there any way Kel could
have found out about it?Copy !req
456. - No. I told no one.Copy !req
457. - I have always known
Kel was special.Copy !req
458. - And you are?Copy !req
459. - I'm Kyra Rockmore,Copy !req
460. and I have known Kel ever
since I was a young girl.Copy !req
461. He is so fine.Copy !req
462. - Well, that's terrific.Copy !req
463. Now, also on our panel,
we have "Ezekiel,"Copy !req
464. who has asked that
we hide his real identity.Copy !req
465. - Yes, please.Copy !req
466. - Ezekiel, what do you
know about Kel?Copy !req
467. - Uh...Copy !req
468. Kel knew that I dream
of being attackedCopy !req
469. by giant bunnies.Copy !req
470. - It's not funny!
They're huge, I tell you!Copy !req
471. Feet the size of a barn door!
They're big!Copy !req
472. - Easy. Easy.
Ezekiel. Okay.Copy !req
473. - Are you folks ready
to meet a real psychic?Copy !req
474. Yeah!Copy !req
475. - Are you sure?
Yeah!Copy !req
476. - Well, let's bring
him out.Copy !req
477. Ladies and gentlemen,
put 'em togetherCopy !req
478. for the so-called
Amazing Kel Kimble!Copy !req
479. [cheering, applauding]Copy !req
480. - Kel Kimble!Copy !req
481. - Hey, man, what
you doing? Hey!Copy !req
482. Back up far back, y'all.
Back up, boy.Copy !req
483. Woo!Copy !req
484. - How are you doing, Kel?Copy !req
485. - Oh, what's up, Kevin?Copy !req
486. - You're the psychic.
You tell me. Huh?Copy !req
487. - Now, Kel, I understand
you read people's minds,Copy !req
488. predict the future,
that kind of thing.Copy !req
489. Yes.Copy !req
490. - I was asking Kel.Copy !req
491. Now, Kel, when did
you first realizeCopy !req
492. you had psychic power?Copy !req
493. - Last Wednesday.Copy !req
494. - Yeah.Copy !req
495. Was there anything unusual
about your childhood?Copy !req
496. - Well... once
when I was six,Copy !req
497. I ate 56 caterpillars.Copy !req
498. - Uh, Kel. I think
he means thatCopy !req
499. when you were a kid,Copy !req
500. did you ever accidentally
hit your head?Copy !req
501. - Huh?Copy !req
502. Oh, yes, many times.Copy !req
503. - I'll tell you what.
Let's cut to the chase.Copy !req
504. Kel, are you
really a psychic?Copy !req
505. - Yes!Copy !req
506. - I was talking to Kel.Copy !req
507. - Yes?Copy !req
508. - Well, next, we're gonna
put our guest to the test.Copy !req
509. And we're gonna find out if
Kel Kimble is a real psychic,Copy !req
510. or a big, lyin' faker.Copy !req
511. We'll be right back.Copy !req
512. - Welcome back.
It's time to test the psychic.Copy !req
513. Now, Kel, one of
these buttonsCopy !req
514. is connected to
this green light right here.Copy !req
515. You pick the right button and
the green light will go on.Copy !req
516. - Now, the rest
of the buttonsCopy !req
517. are connected to
your friends over there.Copy !req
518. - If you pick
the wrong button,Copy !req
519. then, well,
some of your friendsCopy !req
520. are gonna get a very
loud noise in their ear.Copy !req
521. - What?Copy !req
522. - Relax, Kenan.Copy !req
523. A real psychic will know
the right button to push.Copy !req
524. It's all up to you,
Amazing Kel.Copy !req
525. - [nervous laugh/cry]Copy !req
526. - Um...Copy !req
527. - Wait, wait, I didn't
mean to push that one.Copy !req
528. I think it's this one.Copy !req
529. [gasping, groaning]Copy !req
530. - Oh, wow, man!Copy !req
531. - I don't wanna kill them.Copy !req
532. - Oh!Copy !req
533. [gasping,
groaning, yelping]Copy !req
534. That's it!
That's it! That's it!Copy !req
535. - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
536. - What?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
537. - You're sorry?Copy !req
538. - I'm not a psychic!Copy !req
539. I'm just a child!Copy !req
540. - You're just a child.Copy !req
541. Here I come and get
you for messing up—Copy !req
542. Oh, player,
you're not allowed—Copy !req
543. You're supposed
to be my boy.Copy !req
544. Ow! This coulda worked.Copy !req
545. Ow! Ow! Ow, man! Ow!Copy !req
546. I'ma beat you—ow!Copy !req
547. Daddy—ow!Copy !req
548. He hurt me, Daddy.Copy !req
549. - We'll be right back.Copy !req
550. [cheering, applauding]Copy !req
551. - Wow, all right.Copy !req
552. - All right. Thank you.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
553. - Who had fun tonight?Copy !req
554. Me!Copy !req
555. - All right, all right.Copy !req
556. - See? See? See?
I knew that.Copy !req
557. - All right, enough, man.Copy !req
558. Everybody knows there's
no such thing as psychics.Copy !req
559. - Are you sure?
- Of course, I'm sure.Copy !req
560. - 'Cause, see, I've got
this weird feelingCopy !req
561. that you're gonna come up with
some new, crazy new idea.Copy !req
562. - That's ludicrous, man.Copy !req
563. How you figure I'm just
gonna come up with a—Copy !req
564. - What, Kenan?Copy !req
565. - I got an idea.Copy !req
566. - Oh, Kenan, stop, man.
I'm just—Copy !req
567. - Hey, it's gonna
be fine.Copy !req
568. All we need is a raccoon
and some fruit juice.Copy !req
569. - Kenan. Kenan.
- Follow me, bro.Copy !req
570. - What you talking
about, man?Copy !req
571. Kenan, raccoons don't
even drink fruit juice.Copy !req
572. Kenan. Kenan.Copy !req
573. Aww, here it goes!Copy !req
574. [cheering, applauding]Copy !req
575. - Why?Copy !req
576. - "Kenan & Kel" was recorded
in front of a live audienceCopy !req
577. at Nickelodeon Studios
in Orlando,Copy !req
578. at Universal Studios,
Florida.Copy !req