1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
4. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
5. THANK YOU!Copy !req
6. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MY NAME IS KENAN.Copy !req
7. YEAH, AND I'M KEL.Copy !req
8. HEY, WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
9. A BOOK.Copy !req
10. OOH! THE PRETTY
LITTLE PONY?Copy !req
11. NO, MAN. THIS IS
A REAL BOOK.Copy !req
12. REMEMBER IN
PRETTY LITTLE PONYCopy !req
13. WHEN THE PRETTY LITTLE
PONY GOT LOST,Copy !req
14. THEN THE UGLY GORILLA
THREW HIM IN THE MUD?Copy !req
15. REMEMBER THAT?Copy !req
16. YEAH! THEN MR. BUNNY
CAME AND LICKED
PRETTY LITTLE PONYCopy !req
17. ALL CLEAN AGAIN.
REMEMBER THAT?Copy !req
18. THEN JERRY THE GIRAFFE
STARTED LICKING HIM
LIKE THIS—Copy !req
19. HEY, HEY—Copy !req
20. PRETTY LITTLE PONY!Copy !req
21. HEY, WILL YOU FORGET
ABOUT THE PRETTY
LITTLE PONY, MAN?Copy !req
22. WE GOT A SHOW TO DO.Copy !req
23. O.K. WE CAN DO
THE SHOW, BROTHER,Copy !req
24. BUT I WILL NEVER
FORGET ABOUT
THE PRETTY LITTLE PONY.Copy !req
25. I FEEL FOR YOU, BRO.Copy !req
26. TONIGHT'S SHOW
IS ABOUT GETTING
YOUR GOALS,Copy !req
27. GOING AFTER THEM.
SEE—Copy !req
28. KENAN. KEN—
IT'S YOUR TURN, MAN.Copy !req
29. HEY,
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?Copy !req
30. THIS BOOK GIVES ME
AN IDEA.Copy !req
31. THEN CLOSE IT,
QUICK!Copy !req
32. I SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.Copy !req
33. KENAN. KENAN, PEOPLE
SHOULDN'T BE GETTING
IDEAS FROM BOOKS.Copy !req
34. KENAN!Copy !req
35. AW, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
36. HEY, GUYS,Copy !req
37. LOOK AT THE SIGN
I PAINTED.Copy !req
38. I CALL IT...Copy !req
39. 3 BANANAS... FOR A DOLLAR.Copy !req
40. I AM QUITE THE ARTISTE,
IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.Copy !req
41. LOOKS LIKE BASEBALL MITTS
TO ME.Copy !req
42. OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT FRUIT ART.Copy !req
43. OH, YEAH. IN SCHOOL,
I WAS ALWAYS SKIPPING
THAT FRUIT ART CLASS!Copy !req
44. SKIPPING THE FRUIT—
O.K.Copy !req
45. WHAT ARE YOU
READING THERE?Copy !req
46. OH, I'M READING
ABOUT ERNEST HEMINGWAY,Copy !req
47. THE GREAT AMERICAN AUTHOR.Copy !req
48. OH! ERNEST HEMINGWAY!Copy !req
49. I HAVE READ ALL HIS BOOKS!
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS.Copy !req
50. THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA.
THEY'RE ALL CLASSICS.Copy !req
51. I SEEN ALL HIS
MOVIES.Copy !req
52. ERNEST
GOES TO CAMP.Copy !req
53. ERNEST SAVES
CHRISTMAS.
ERNEST—Copy !req
54. KEL, I THINK
THAT MAY BE
A DIFFERENT ERNEST.Copy !req
55. OH.Copy !req
56. HEY, CHRIS, WHAT
THAT SIGN SAY?Copy !req
57. 3 OCTOPUSES
FOR $1.00?Copy !req
58. NO. 3 BANANAS
FOR A DOLLAR!Copy !req
59. THEY LOOK LIKE
OCTOPUSES.Copy !req
60. NO, IT DOESN'T!Copy !req
61. I'LL BE OUTSIDE
HANGING MY BANANASIGN!Copy !req
62. CHECK THIS OUT, KEL.Copy !req
63. ERNEST HEMINGWAY SAID
THAT IN ORDER FOR HIM
TO BE A COMPLETE PERSON,Copy !req
64. HE HAD TO DO 3 THINGS—Copy !req
65. PLANT A TREE,
BEAR A SON,
AND FIGHT A BULL.Copy !req
66. WELL, THEN,
ERNEST HEMINGWAY'S
AN IDIOT.Copy !req
67. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT
HEMINGWAY IS SAYING?Copy !req
68. HE'S SAYING SET GOALS
AND GO FOR 'EM.Copy !req
69. IT'S A POSITIVE THING.Copy !req
70. OH! HOW'D YOU GET
SOMETHING SO POSITIVE
FROM A SCHOOLBOOK?Copy !req
71. HOW'D YOU GET SOMETHING
SO FREE FROM MY STORE?Copy !req
72. ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
IN YOUR LIFE THAT
YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE?Copy !req
73. WELL, RIGHT NOW
MY STOMACH WANT TO
ACHIEVE THAT SANDWICH.Copy !req
74. ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT
THAT YOU WANT?Copy !req
75. I ALWAYS WANTED
TO MEET AN ESKIMO.Copy !req
76. O.K.Copy !req
77. SEE, I'M GONNA
SET MY GOALSCopy !req
78. SO I CAN BE
A COMPLETE PERSONCopy !req
79. JUST LIKE
ERNEST HEMINGWAY.Copy !req
80. WHAT EVER HAPPENED
TO ERNEST HEMINGWAY?Copy !req
81. OH, HE'S DEAD.Copy !req
82. I DON'T WANNA
BE THAT COMPLETE.Copy !req
83. WHAT WERE YOU
SAYING?Copy !req
84. HEMINGWAY WAS SAYING
TRY TO ACHIEVE
YOUR GOALSCopy !req
85. BEFORE YOU GET
OLD, BORING,
AND BALD-HEADED.Copy !req
86. KENAN,
DON'T TALK ABOUTCopy !req
87. YOUR FATHER
THAT WAY.Copy !req
88. I WASN'T.Copy !req
89. OOH, POPCORN!Copy !req
90. HELP YOURSELF!Copy !req
91. WHAT Y'ALL WATCHING?Copy !req
92. HOPEFULLY,
YOU GOIN' HOME.Copy !req
93. WE'RE WATCHING THIS
CLASSIC OLD MOVIE,
CASABLANCA.Copy !req
94. YOU KNOW, KENAN,
THIS IS THE FIRST
MOVIECopy !req
95. YOUR FATHER AND I
EVER SAW TOGETHER.Copy !req
96. OOH!Copy !req
97. THIS MOVIE MUST BE
REAL OLD!Copy !req
98. I MEAN... ANCIENT!Copy !req
99. CAVE MEN MUST HAVE
SEEN THIS MOVIE.Copy !req
100. DON'T YOU KIDS
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO?Copy !req
101. YEAH. ME AND KEL
ARE SETTING LIFE GOALS
FOR OURSELVES.Copy !req
102. YEAH. THAT'S WHAT
ERNEST HEMINGWAY DID.Copy !req
103. LISTEN TO
THE TWO OF YOU!Copy !req
104. YOU LOOKIN' AT
THE NEW KENAN,Copy !req
105. THE NEW THRILL-SEEKIN',
RISK-TAKIN',
GLOBE-TROTTIN' KENAN.Copy !req
106. BUT IF ONLY
YOU COULD BE
THE HOMEWORK-DOING,Copy !req
107. BED-MAKING,
ROOM-CLEANING KENAN.Copy !req
108. I'VE ALREADY CHOSEN
MY GOALS.Copy !req
109. I'VE DECIDED
THAT I WANT TO SAVE
SOMEBODY'S LIFE,Copy !req
110. I WILL DECLARE MY LOVE
TO A GIRL,Copy !req
111. AND I WILL CLIMB
SOMETHING REAL ADVENTUROUS
LIKE MOUNT EVEREST.Copy !req
112. I WANT TO MEET
AN ESKIMO.Copy !req
113. HEY, THIS POPCORN
NEEDS SOME SALT.Copy !req
114. NO, NO, NO SALT.Copy !req
115. WHY NOT?Copy !req
116. SALT MAKES ME
PUFFY.Copy !req
117. LISTEN, I'LL GO
GET SOME SALT.Copy !req
118. SO WHAT YOU WANNA
DO, KEL?Copy !req
119. ACTUALLY,
I WAS GONNA GO HOME,Copy !req
120. BUT I THINK I'LL
WATCH THE MOVIE
WITH YOUR DADDY.Copy !req
121. OH, YOU DON'T
WANNA DO THAT.Copy !req
122. SURE, I DO. I WANNA
START DOIN' THINGS
I NEVER DONE BEFORE.Copy !req
123. IT'S JUST THAT
WE'RE GOING TO BED
PRETTY SOON.Copy !req
124. WELL, SINCE YOU'RE
GOING TO BED,Copy !req
125. YOU WOULDN'T MIND
IF I TOOK IT HOME
WITH ME.Copy !req
126. HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY!Copy !req
127. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
128. I DON'T HAVE A VCR.Copy !req
129. UH, HONEY,
WHERE'S KEL?Copy !req
130. HE LEFT.Copy !req
131. HE TOOK OUR VIDEOTAPECopy !req
132. AND OUR VCR!Copy !req
133. IT ALL HAPPENED
SO FAST.Copy !req
134. Y'ALL WANT ME
TO CALL HIM BACK?Copy !req
135. NO! NO!Copy !req
136. LIFE GOALS...
DECLARE MY LOVE TO A GIRL,Copy !req
137. CLIMB SOMETHING
REALLY ADVENTUROUS
LIKE MOUNT EVEREST,Copy !req
138. SAVE A LIFE.Copy !req
139. Save a...Copy !req
140. CHRIS!Copy !req
141. YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.Copy !req
142. WHEW!Copy !req
143. THANKS.Copy !req
144. SO I GUESS I REALLY
SAVED YOUR LIFE
ON THAT ONE, HUH?Copy !req
145. NO, YOU DIDN'T.Copy !req
146. OH, COME ON!Copy !req
147. YOU COULDA TRIPPED
OVER YOUR SHOELACECopy !req
148. AND BUSTED YOUR HEAD
WIDE OPEN!Copy !req
149. ADMIT IT!
I SAVED YOUR LIFE.
CHH, CHH!Copy !req
150. HAVE YOU BEEN SNIFFING
THE YOGURT AGAIN?Copy !req
151. OOH!Copy !req
152. OH! BETTER BE CAREFUL.
I MIGHT NOT BE THERE
NEXT TIME.Copy !req
153. MAN, IT'S BEEN ALMOST
A WHOLE DAY,Copy !req
154. AND I HAVEN'T ACCOMPLISHED
ANY OF MY LIFE GOALS YET.Copy !req
155. HEY, CHRIS, YOU EVER
EAT A DOG BISCUIT?Copy !req
156. NO.Copy !req
157. EEW!
EEW!Copy !req
158. THAT'S DARN GOOD!Copy !req
159. GREAT. NEXT
HE'S GONNA RELIEVE
HIMSELF ON MY FLOOR.Copy !req
160. HEY, KENAN,
HERE'S YOUR PARENTS'
TAPE.Copy !req
161. WHAT DID YOU DO
TO IT?Copy !req
162. ONE OF MY GOALS
WAS TO SEECopy !req
163. WHAT THE INSIDE OF
A TAPE LOOKED LIKE.Copy !req
164. THERE'S SOMETHING
VERY WRONG ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
165. SOMETHING
REAL INCORRECT.
NOT RIGHT!Copy !req
166. SOMETHING!Copy !req
167. WANNA SEE ME STUFF
50 GRAPES IN MY MOUTH?Copy !req
168. NO.Copy !req
169. IT'S ONE OF
MY LIFE GOALS.Copy !req
170. LOOK, I MADE
A WHOLE LIST OF STUFF.Copy !req
171. CHECK IT OUT. YEAH!Copy !req
172. "KEL'S LIFE GOALS.
MEET A ESKIMO.Copy !req
173. RIDE A BIKE NAKED"?
OW.Copy !req
174. "LOOK INSIDE
A VIDEOTAPE."Copy !req
175. YEAH, YOU ALREADY
DONE THAT ONE.Copy !req
176. "SPANK A WALRUS"?Copy !req
177. "INVENT A NEW SOUP.Copy !req
178. GET RID OF MY RASH."Copy !req
179. I TOLD YOU TO USE
YOUR OINTMENT, MAN!Copy !req
180. LET'S CHANGE THAT
TO...Copy !req
181. 33 GRAPES.Copy !req
182. I DID IT! HA HA!Copy !req
183. MAN, ALL YOU DIDCopy !req
184. WAS MAKE A MESS!Copy !req
185. HEY, YOU GOT ANY
OF THOSE MAGAZINES
THAT WOMEN READ?Copy !req
186. I HAVE TO READ ONE.Copy !req
187. YOU HAVE TO?Copy !req
188. YEAH, A GOAL'S A GOAL.Copy !req
189. OH, LOOK. LADIES DAY.Copy !req
190. "10 TIPS FOR WOMANLY
HIPS."Copy !req
191. UM, EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU HAVE COTTON BALLS?Copy !req
192. YOU KNOW, BALLS...Copy !req
193. OF COTTON?Copy !req
194. UH—UH—YEAH—YEAH.Copy !req
195. THEY RIGHT OVER
THERE.Copy !req
196. O.K. THANK YOU.Copy !req
197. YOU'RE WELCOME!Copy !req
198. KEL!Copy !req
199. MAN, SHE'S HERE!Copy !req
200. HEY, KENAN,
DID YOU KNOWCopy !req
201. THAT IT ONLY TAKE
ONE WEEK TO FIRM
YOUR CHEST?Copy !req
202. DON'T EVER SAY THAT
TO ME AGAIN.Copy !req
203. THAT'S THE GIRL
I'M GONNA DECLARE
MY LOVE TO.Copy !req
204. WHERE SHE AT?Copy !req
205. DON'T LOOK, MAN!
KEEP PRETENDING TO READ!Copy !req
206. I'M NOT PRETENDING!
I KNOW HOW TO READ.Copy !req
207. GO FIND OUT
HER NAME FOR ME, MAN.Copy !req
208. SHE'S THE BEAUTIFUL ONE
BY THE COTTON BALLS.Copy !req
209. O.K.--Copy !req
210. WHAT?Copy !req
211. KENNY, YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
212. OF COURSE I'M SURE!Copy !req
213. SHE LOOKS KINDA
OLD!Copy !req
214. SHE'S PROBABLY
A SENIOR!Copy !req
215. SHE DEFINITELY
A SENIOR.Copy !req
216. JUST PLAY IT COOL, MAN.Copy !req
217. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
218. UM, EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.Copy !req
219. YES, YOUNG MAN?Copy !req
220. UM... WHAT IS
YOUR NAME?Copy !req
221. MY NAME?
PSST!Copy !req
222. HEY. HEY!Copy !req
223. NOT HER,
MAN.Copy !req
224. OH.Copy !req
225. MY NAME IS ETHYL!Copy !req
226. OH, I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
NOBODY CARES.Copy !req
227. UM... EXCUSE ME.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?Copy !req
228. BRIANNA.Copy !req
229. BRIANNA!Copy !req
230. HEY, KENAN,
HER NAME'S BRIANNA!Copy !req
231. HI, KENAN.Copy !req
232. WHY IS HE READING
NEW BRIDEMAGAZINE?Copy !req
233. WHO'S READIN'--OOH!Copy !req
234. MY BAD. RIGHT. AHEM!Copy !req
235. I got you!Copy !req
236. HEY.Copy !req
237. BRIANNA.Copy !req
238. IF SOMEONE WANTED
TO DECLARE THEIR
LOVE FOR YOU,Copy !req
239. HOW WOULD YOU WANT
KENAN TO DO IT?Copy !req
240. KEL! KEL,
CAN I SEE YOU
FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
241. EXCUSE ME.
LET ME SEE YOU
IN THE BACK
FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
242. EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
243. YEAH, SURE.
TAKE YOUR TIME.Copy !req
244. HEY, BRO,
I HOOKED YOU UP, MAN!Copy !req
245. I THINK SHE LIKE YOU, MAN!
HEY—OH!Copy !req
246. SIT DOWN.Copy !req
247. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?Copy !req
248. I THINK SHE THINKS
YOU'RE CUTE.Copy !req
249. STOP IT!Copy !req
250. IT'S PROBABLY
YOUR PRETTY EYES.Copy !req
251. IS ONE OF YOUR
LIFE GOALS TO RUIN
MY LIFE GOALS?Copy !req
252. NOPE. I DON'T
SEE THAT ON HERE.Copy !req
253. LOOK, I'VE COME UP
WITH A NEW PLANCopy !req
254. THAT'S GONNA HELP ME
ACCOMPLISH 2 OF MY GOALS
AT THE SAME TIME.Copy !req
255. HOW YOU GONNA
DO THAT?Copy !req
256. WELL, I WANNA DECLARE
MY LOVE FOR BRIANNA,
RIGHT?Copy !req
257. AND I WANNA CLIMB
SOMETHING REALLY
ADVENTUROUS LIKE
MOUNT EVEREST, RIGHT?Copy !req
258. UH-HUH.
O.K.Copy !req
259. YOU AND I
ARE GONNA CLIMB
TO THE TOPCopy !req
260. OF THE TALLEST
BUILDING IN THE COUNTRY,Copy !req
261. THE SEARS TOWER.Copy !req
262. I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO CLIMB ON TOP OF
MOUNT EVEREST.Copy !req
263. WELL, YEAH, BUT
MOUNT EVEREST IS SO
FAR AWAY AND COLD.Copy !req
264. THE SEARS TOWER
IS RIGHT HERE
IN CHICAGO.Copy !req
265. PLUS, THE STAIRS
ARE INDOORS.Copy !req
266. OH!Copy !req
267. SO YOU WANNA
DECLARE YOUR LOVE
TO THE SEARS TOWER!Copy !req
268. GOOD THINKIN'.Copy !req
269. NO, MAN!Copy !req
270. LISTEN.Copy !req
271. WHAT?Copy !req
272. ONCE WE CLIMB
TO THE TOP OF
THE SEARS TOWER,Copy !req
273. THEN... WE—
YOU AND ME—Copy !req
274. CAN DECLARE MY LOVE
FOR BRIANNACopy !req
275. BY HANGING A BIG OLD
BANNER FOR HER TO SEE.Copy !req
276. OH... HOW HIGH
IS THE SEARS TOWER?Copy !req
277. 110 STORIES.Copy !req
278. YOU LET ME KNOW
HOW IT TURN OUT.Copy !req
279. NO, NO, NO.
YOU COMIN' WITH.Copy !req
280. OH, MAN!
I GOT CORNS, MAN!Copy !req
281. COME ON, MAN!Copy !req
282. BRIANNA...Copy !req
283. LOOK UP AT
THE SEARS TOWER
TONIGHT!Copy !req
284. O... K.Copy !req
285. CHRIS! KEL AND I
ARE GONNA GO CLIMBCopy !req
286. THE STAIRS
OF THE SEARS TOWER.Copy !req
287. YOU KNOW,
THEY HAVE AN
ELEVATOR THERE.Copy !req
288. ANYONE CAN TAKE
AN ELEVATOR!Copy !req
289. COME ON, KEL.
YOU CAN DO IT.Copy !req
290. ARE WE THERE YET?Copy !req
291. WILL YOU STOP
ASKING ME THAT?Copy !req
292. WE STILL GOT
80 MORE STORIES
TO GO.Copy !req
293. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
294. OH, I'M LEAVING
A TRAIL OF BREAD CRUMBSCopy !req
295. SO WE CAN FIND
OUR WAY BACK.Copy !req
296. WE JUST GOIN' UPSTAIRS!
THE WAY BACK IS CALLED
DOWNSTAIRS!Copy !req
297. NOW, COME ON!Copy !req
298. WE ALMOST THERE?Copy !req
299. THIS IS GETTIN'
HEAVY.Copy !req
300. WHY'D YOU PACK
SO MUCH STUFF?Copy !req
301. WHAT DO YOU HAVE
IN THERE?Copy !req
302. LET'S SEE...Copy !req
303. WEIGHTS.Copy !req
304. GEE, KEL, MAYBE
THIS IS WHAT'S MAKING
YOUR BAG HEAVY.Copy !req
305. YA THINK?Copy !req
306. DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD,
MAN?Copy !req
307. UH, SURE DO.Copy !req
308. DOG BISCUITS!Copy !req
309. DO YOU HAVE
ANY HUMAN FOOD
THAT WE CAN EAT?Copy !req
310. OH!Copy !req
311. FRUIT?Copy !req
312. DID YOU HAVE TO BRING
THE BIG OLD HEAVY
BOWL, MAN?Copy !req
313. I DON'T WANT
MY BACKPACK FULL OF
LOOSE FRUITS.Copy !req
314. I ALSO BROUGHT
A JUICE MACHINE.Copy !req
315. WHY WOULD YOU
BRING A JUICER?Copy !req
316. TO JUICE MY FRUITS.Copy !req
317. O-O.K.Copy !req
318. DID IT EVER OCCUR
TO YOUCopy !req
319. THAT CARRYING
ALL THIS STUFFCopy !req
320. MIGHT BE A—PFFT,
SHH, I DUNNO—Copy !req
321. INCONVENIENT?Copy !req
322. WHAT'S YOUR POINT?Copy !req
323. WHY DON'T WE JUST
LEAVE THIS USELESS
STUFF HERE,Copy !req
324. AND WE'LL PICK IT UP
ON OUR WAY BACK, O.K?Copy !req
325. ONE MORE FLOOR.Copy !req
326. MAN...Copy !req
327. I WISH I HAD
SOME FRESH SQUEEZED JUICE.Copy !req
328. KEL...Copy !req
329. I CAN'T GO ON, MAN.Copy !req
330. YOU JUST TAKE
THE BANNER OF LOVE
AND GO.Copy !req
331. LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE!Copy !req
332. O.K.Copy !req
333. WAIT, MAN, WAIT.Copy !req
334. I'M GONNA DO IT.Copy !req
335. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
336. UH!Copy !req
337. KENAN.Copy !req
338. HUH?Copy !req
339. WHAT IF THE DOOR
TO THE ROOF IS LOCKED?Copy !req
340. NOOOOO!Copy !req
341. IT'S LOCKED?Copy !req
342. OH... OH!Copy !req
343. YES!Copy !req
344. I MADE IT!Copy !req
345. YOU MADE IT!Copy !req
346. NOW I CAN DECLARE
MY LOVE FOR..Copy !req
347. BRIANNA.Copy !req
348. LET'S HANG THE BANNER.Copy !req
349. WHOA!Copy !req
350. WE MUST BE 50 STORIES HIGH!Copy !req
351. IT'S 110 STORIES.Copy !req
352. REMEMBER?Copy !req
353. THAT'S WHY MY FEET
ARE THROBBING.Copy !req
354. MAN, THAT'S
A LONG WAY DOWN!Copy !req
355. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
356. THAT IS...
A LONG WAY DOWN.Copy !req
357. HEY, LOOK.
WE COULD JUMP ON
THIS THINGY THINGCopy !req
358. AND HANG THE BANNER
REAL EASY.Copy !req
359. HEY, MAN BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
360. I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, KEL.Copy !req
361. COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
362. OOH...Copy !req
363. OOH!Copy !req
364. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
365. COME ON, MAN.
IT'S REAL EASY.Copy !req
366. I'M COMIN'.Copy !req
367. MAN, WILL YOU LOOK
AT THIS VIEW?Copy !req
368. I MEAN,
THERE'S NO WAY
WE COULD BECopy !req
369. ANY HIGHER
OFF THE GROUND!Copy !req
370. NO. NO WAY! HA HA!Copy !req
371. CAN'T BE NO HIGHER.Copy !req
372. KENAN, YOU LOOKIN'
IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.Copy !req
373. NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
374. YES, YOU ARE.
THIS WAY!Copy !req
375. OH! THERE IT IS!Copy !req
376. WHAT SAY WE HANG
THIS THING AND GET
OUTTA HERE, HUH?Copy !req
377. ALL RIGHT.
HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
378. YOU GOT IT?Copy !req
379. YEAH.Copy !req
380. COME OVER THIS WAY
A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
381. HEY, WHAT THIS
THING DO?Copy !req
382. WHAT DOES WHAT DO,
MAN?Copy !req
383. PLEASE DON'T START
PRESS—OH!Copy !req
384. WHY ARE WE MOVING,
MAN? MAKE US STOP!Copy !req
385. I DIDN'T MEAN IT!Copy !req
386. WE'RE STUCK!Copy !req
387. YOU SURE?Copy !req
388. OF COURSE I'M SURE!Copy !req
389. WE'RE NOT MOVING!Copy !req
390. AND NOT MOVING
EQUALS STUCK!Copy !req
391. MAYBE IF I ROCK IT.Copy !req
392. OH! OH! MAN,
STOP IT!Copy !req
393. STOP THAT, MAN!Copy !req
394. IT'S NOT HELPING!Copy !req
395. WHY MUST YOU BE
SO RAMBUNCTIOUS?Copy !req
396. OH, MAN!Copy !req
397. WHAT?Copy !req
398. EVERYBODY'S
GONNA THINKCopy !req
399. I'M IN LOVE WITH
SOME GUY NAMED
BRIAN.Copy !req
400. YOU THINK
THAT'S A PROBLEM?
IT'S GETTING COLD!Copy !req
401. WE GONNA BE
OUT HERE ALL NIGHT!Copy !req
402. DON'T WORRY.
WHEN WE DON'T
COME HOME,Copy !req
403. YOUR PARENTS WILL
COME LOOKING FOR US.Copy !req
404. UH-OH.Copy !req
405. WHAT?Copy !req
406. I TOLD MY PARENTS
I WAS STAYING
AT YOUR HOUSE.Copy !req
407. WHAT?Copy !req
408. MY PARENTS THINK
I'M AT YOUR HOUSE!Copy !req
409. THEY NOT EVEN GONNA
REALIZE WE MISSING.Copy !req
410. EEE...Copy !req
411. KENAN. KENAN.Copy !req
412. COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
413. COME ON, BABY.Copy !req
414. MAMA KNOWS. MAMA KNOWS.Copy !req
415. KENAN, I GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
416. YOU GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
417. YES. I HAVE AN IDEA.Copy !req
418. CALM DOWN.
IT'S GONNA WORK.Copy !req
419. HEEEEEELP!Copy !req
420. HEEEEEEELP!Copy !req
421. I GIVE UP.
WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?Copy !req
422. WELL...
MY IMMEDIATE PLANCopy !req
423. WAS TO STAY OUT HERE
ALL NIGHTCopy !req
424. AND FREEZE TO DEATH.Copy !req
425. THAT'S NOT A GOOD
PLAN AT ALL.Copy !req
426. WELL... SO FAR,
EVERYTHING'S GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN.Copy !req
427. YEAH. I'M FREEZIN'.Copy !req
428. OOH! WAIT A SECOND.
YOU HAVE A PEN?Copy !req
429. YEAH.Copy !req
430. WHAT FOR?Copy !req
431. WE'LL JUST WRITE
A NOTECopy !req
432. AND THROW IT OVER
AND SOMEBODY...Copy !req
433. DOWN THERE
WILL READ IT
AND RESCUE US.Copy !req
434. THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT
WE WRITE ON THE NOTE.Copy !req
435. IF WE DON'T MENTION
THAT WE STUCK HERE,Copy !req
436. THEY MIGHT NOT
FIGURE IT OUT.Copy !req
437. JUST—JUST GIVE ME
A PIECE OF PAPER!Copy !req
438. WHAT IS ALL THIS JUNK?Copy !req
439. A CACTUS?Copy !req
440. A BOWLING PIN?Copy !req
441. A HAIR DRYER?Copy !req
442. A CELL PHONE?Copy !req
443. WHAT?Copy !req
444. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
445. A CELL PHONE!
MAN, GIMME THAT!Copy !req
446. DID YOU KNOW
THAT WAS IN THERE
THE WHOLE TIME?Copy !req
447. YEAH. IT'S MY MOM'S.
I CAN ONLY USE IT
IN AN EMERGENCY.Copy !req
448. OH! WELL,
YOU WON'T MINDCopy !req
449. IF WE JUST USE IT
ANYWAY, WOULD YA?Copy !req
450. HELLO.Copy !req
451. UH—FATHER. HI.Copy !req
452. IT'S KENAN.Copy !req
453. YOUR ONLY SON.
REMEMBER?Copy !req
454. I REMEMBER, KENAN.
WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
455. WELL, TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH,Copy !req
456. WE ARE!Copy !req
457. FUNNIEST THING
HAPPENED, POP.Copy !req
458. YOU THINK YOU CAN
COME PICK ME UP?Copy !req
459. OVER KEL'S?Copy !req
460. WELL...Copy !req
461. NOT EXACTLY.Copy !req
462. YOU'RE NOT AT
KEL'S HOUSE?Copy !req
463. I CAN SEE KEL'S
HOUSE.Copy !req
464. KENAN,
WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
465. UM... YOU KNOW WHERE
THE SEARS TOWER IS,
RIGHT?Copy !req
466. JUST GO TO
THE SEARS TOWER AND...Copy !req
467. LOOK UP.
ALL THE WAY UP.Copy !req
468. WE'RE STUCK!
YOU CAN'T MISS US!Copy !req
469. WE'RE A HUNDRED
STORIES UPCopy !req
470. UNDER THE BIG SIGN
THAT SAYS KENAN
LOVES BRIAN!Copy !req
471. ROGER,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHO ARE YOU CALLING?Copy !req
472. THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.Copy !req
473. I GOTTA GET KENAN
AND KEL DOWN FROM
THE SEARS TOWER!Copy !req
474. HONEY, DO WE KNOW
A BRIAN?Copy !req
475. KENAN.Copy !req
476. WHAT?Copy !req
477. I GOTTA GO
TO THE BATHROOM!Copy !req
478. UNLESS YOU CAN HIT
THAT TREE DOWN THERE,Copy !req
479. I SUGGEST YOU WAIT.Copy !req
480. HEY!Copy !req
481. HEY, LOOK, THERE'S
A HELICOPTER!Copy !req
482. KENAN, KEL!Copy !req
483. YOU FELLAS HANG TIGHT!
WE'RE GONNA THROW YOU
DOWN A LADDER!Copy !req
484. O.K., I'M GOING
FIRST.Copy !req
485. I'M GOING FIRST!Copy !req
486. I'M GOING FIRST!Copy !req
487. I AM!Copy !req
488. ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL FLIP FOR IT.Copy !req
489. HEADS I GO FIRST,
TAILS YOU GO.Copy !req
490. FINE.Copy !req
491. HEADS! I WIN!Copy !req
492. WHAT? YOU CAN'T
SEE A QUARTERCopy !req
493. FROM 110 STORIES
UP!Copy !req
494. GET OFF THE LADDER.
GET OFF THE LADDER.Copy !req
495. I AIN'T GONNA
TELL YOU TWICE, MAN.Copy !req
496. GET OFF THE LADDER!Copy !req
497. GET OFF!Copy !req
498. UH-OH.Copy !req
499. IT'S COLD UP HERE!Copy !req
500. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
501. EVERYBODY
HAVE FUN TONIGHT,
RIGHT?Copy !req
502. YOU KNOW WHAT,
KEL, MAN?Copy !req
503. I THINK WE LEARNED
SOMETHING TONIGHT.Copy !req
504. THAT WE SHOULD BE
PATIENTCopy !req
505. AND NOT TRY TO REACH
ALL OUR GOALS AT ONCE?Copy !req
506. NO, MAN, I WAS
JUST JOKING.Copy !req
507. I AIN'T LEARNED NOTHING!Copy !req
508. I DIDN'T THINK SO.Copy !req
509. KENAN.Copy !req
510. WHAT?Copy !req
511. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
MAN!Copy !req
512. WHAT?Copy !req
513. YOU'RE AN ESKIMO!Copy !req
514. I KNOW.Copy !req
515. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE REAL!Copy !req
516. PLEASE...
STOP TOUCHING ME.Copy !req
517. COME HERE!Copy !req
518. THERE'S SO MANY
THINGS I WANNA ASK YOU.Copy !req
519. I KNOW THERE'S
SO MANY THINGS
YOU WANNA ASK ME,
TOO, RIGHT?Copy !req
520. NO, NOT REALLY.Copy !req
521. O... K. WELL,
THAT'S OUR SHOW
FOR TONIGHT...Copy !req
522. HELLO!Copy !req
523. CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
524. I'M BRIAN.Copy !req
525. I SAW YOUR SIGN!Copy !req
526. UH—RI-RIGHT, BRI—Copy !req
527. UH—KEL...Copy !req
528. FORGET THE ESKIMO, MAN.Copy !req
529. WE—WE GOTTA GO
TO THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
530. WHY WE GOING
TO THE AIRPORT?Copy !req
531. MAN, I WILL TELL YOU
WHEN WE GET TO
THE AIRPORT, MAN!Copy !req
532. AW, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
533. MAN!Copy !req
534. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
535. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.Copy !req
536. WHY?Copy !req
537. KENAN AND KEL WAS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCECopy !req
538. AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
IN ORLANDOCopy !req
539. IN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, FLORIDA.Copy !req