Kenan & Kel 1x10

Directed by Howard Storm

Al Arasim as Referee • Melissa Kolaks as Customer • Max Ortiz Jr. as Supermarket Patron • Dan Schneider as Angus

It's time for the grocery-packing contest between Rigby's and Angus's--and thanks to Kenan and Kel's plan, victory is in the bag. Or is it?

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1. OH, HERE IT GOES!

2. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

3. EVERYBODY'S HERE. THAT'S SWEET.

4. WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY.

5. YEAH, AND YOU GUYS

6. OF KENAN & KEL.

7. ALL RIGHT!

8. HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

9. HEY, MAN, ALL OUR SHOWS ARE SPECIAL.

10. YEAH. I KNOW THIS, CHRISTMAS SHOW!

11. RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

12. I DON'T KNOW, KEL. IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL

13. TO ME, YOU KNOW?

14. HEY, WELL, WE CAN FIX THAT.

15. WE CAN?

16. YEAH. SURE. WE'RE ON A TELEVISION SHOW.

17. SPECIAL EFFECTS, PLEASE!

18. WHOO!

19. HEY, HEY. YOU LIKE THAT?

20. YEAH, YEAH. SO WHAT'S NEXT, BRO?

21. OPEN SLEIGH?

22. YOU HEARD THE MAN!

23. THAT'S A HORSE?

24. UM...

25. IT WAS A LAST-MINUTE THING, YOU KNOW.

26. WELL, YOU KNOW, KEL...

27. HMM?

28. CHRISTMAS.

29. HYAH! GIDDYAP!

30. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. KENAN, MERRY FOR WHO?

31. KENAN, DON'T TAKE LEAVING A DEPOSIT!

32. KENAN! I—I'M COLD AND FRIGHTENED!

33. OH, HERE IT GOES!

34. HERE'S SOME MORE CANDY CANE.

35. I'LL HANG THOSE UP.

36. MM-HMM. JUST DON'T HANG THEM ALL ON YOUR TONGUE.

37. EXCUSE ME, KEL. DOING?

38. UH, I'M HANGING CHRISTMAS-TREE ORNAMENTS.

39. LET ME SEE THIS. YOU'RE HANGING UP CANS OF ORANGE SODA?

40. YEAH. CHECK IT OUT.

41. AND I'M WISHING YOU'D GO HOME.

42. HA HA! HA!

43. YEAH.

44. HEY, KENAN, YOU SEE THESE?

45. KENAN, YOU SEE MY ORANGE CHRISTMAS-TREE ORNAMENTS?

46. YEAH. UH-HUH. VERY ORANGEY.

47. NOW, KENAN, WHAT'S THIS?

48. HEY, HEY!

49. WHOA! A MOUNTAIN BIKE!

50. ANY MOUNTAIN BIKE.

51. ELITE MOUNTAIN BIKE.

52. MAN, THIS BIKE HAS EVERYTHING.

53. MM-HMM. SPINNING WHEELS, ROCK SHOCKS,

54. X-RAY GRIP SHIFT, NARGAR TITANIUM FRAME,

55. AND IT'S GOING TO BE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

56. MAN, WHO'S GOING TO SPEND A CHRISTMAS PRESENT?

57. ME.

58. YOU?

59. YEAH, MAN. I'VE BEEN

60. MY ALLOWANCE, THE MONEY FOR MY BIRTHDAY,

61. THE MONEY I'VE EARNED WORKING AT RIGBY'S.

62. YEAH, BUT IF YOU BUYING THAT BIKE,

63. AND—AHEM—FRIENDS?

64. HMM. YOU THINK

65. OR BABALU BLUE?

66. SEE, THAT'S NOT

67. COME ON, BOYS. ON TOP OF THE TREE.

68. YEAH! I'LL DO IT!

69. ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

70. NO, NO. ON TOP OF THE TREE.

71. THAT'S MY JOB.

72. AAH!

73. WELL, BYE.

74. OK, MRS. QUAGMIRE. THERE YOU ARE. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

75. OH, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN. I DOLOVE CHRISTMAS!

76. OH, I BET YOU DO!

77. CHRISTMAS CAROLS!

78. OK! BYE-BYE NOW!

79. A CHRISTMAS CAROL?

80. NO, NO, PLEASE. I'M ALLERGIC.

81. OH, MAN!

82. THANK YOU. NOW, HAVE A NICE—

83. WHY?

84. TWELFTH!

85. BYE!

86. HEY, KENAN! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

87. IT'S A LIFE-SIZE MECHANICAL SANTA CLAUS! LOOKIT!

88. OOH, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT, CHRIS?

89. IN THE BACK.

90. LOOK AT THIS. OOH, HE'S HEAVY. HELP ME SET HIM UP.

91. YOU KNOW, I WOULD, BUT IT'S MY BREAK.

92. I'LL BE IN THE BACK ROOM.

93. FINE. I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

94. Kel and Mrs. ♪ JINGLE BELLS

95. KEL, WOULD YOU GET IN HERE?

96. HEY!

97. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

98. IN THE ALLEY?

99. WITH THE ELDERLY.

100. HEY, YOU STILL STARING AT THAT MOUNTAIN BIKE?

101. CAN'T HELP IT.

102. KENAN! COME GIVE ME A HAND!

103. WHAT?

104. I CAN'T REACH THE PLUG! THIS THING IN!

105. I'M ON MY BREAK!

106. MYSELF.

107. OH.

108. OH, LOOK AT THAT.

109. OH, WHAT THE—

110. HEY! HEY! HELP!

111. IN A MINUTE!

112. HEY, COME TO SEE MY NEW BIKE.

113. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE STORE?

114. I GET BACK. COME ON.

115. GET OFF ME! KENAN!

116. STOP IT!

117. OH! OH! OH!

118. HEY, SANTA IS KILLING A GUY!

119. COOL!

120. HELP!

121. COME ON, SANTA!

122. CALL 911!

123. THERE SHE IS! OF BIKES!

124. THINK?

125. I'VE NEVER WANTED SO BADLY.

126. WELL! LOOK WHO'S BACK AGAIN!

127. AND POP A BOW ON IT?

128. OH, NOT YET, BUT SOON.

129. I'VE ALMOST SAVED UP FOR IT.

130. OH, BETTER HURRY, THOUGH. CHRISTMAS IS JUST 3 DAYS AWAY.

131. SNATCHES IT UP.

132. AAH!

133. WAIT. CAN'T YOU

134. TO PAY FOR IT?

135. SORRY. NO CAN DO.

136. I PUT DOWN $100?

137. YES! CAN DO!

138. I'LL GO RING UP A HOLD SLIP. BE BACK IN A MOOCHEY.

139. MOOCHEY! MOOCHEY!

140. DON'T WORRY, BABY.

141. SOON I'LL GET YOU AND TAKE YOU HOME,

142. YOU DESERVE.

143. HEY, HEY, HEY. WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB ON?

144. DO I DARE?

145. I THINK YOU DO.

146. WHOO! I'M SCARED.

147. COME ON, MAN.

148. OH!

149. WOW!

150. HOW DOES IT FEEL?

151. IT'S—IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE.

152. AND WARM AND...

153. SQUISHY INSIDE!

154. EXCUSE THE NEWS, IS PAID FOR IN FULL,

155. NO SITTING OR TOUCHING.

156. OH, SORRY.

157. COME ON, MAN. LET IT GO.

158. NO! DON'T SEPARATE US!

159. LET IT GO. SORRY. HE'S A LITTLE EMOTIONAL.

160. I DO NOT JUDGE.

161. JUST SIGN HERE, AND WE'LL HOLD IT FOR YOU UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE.

162. OK.

163. PERFECT! HASTA LA SEE YA!

164. HASTA LA SEE YA! HASTA LA SEE YA!

165. HEY, MAN, COME ON. LET'S GO BEFORE YOU START TO DROOL AGAIN.

166. HEY, HEY. LET'S GO TO THE TOY SECTION.

167. OK. COME ON.

168. YAY!

169. KENAN, LOOK!

170. WHAT IS THAT?

171. IT'S A TUBA-PHONE!

172. A TUBA-PHONE?

173. SEE, IT'S NOT JUST A TUBA.

174. IT'S A PHONE!

175. OR WHAT?

176. YES. MANY A TIME, I'VE BEEN TALKING

177. AND THINKING TO MYSELF, "YOU KNOW,

178. DURING THIS CONVERSATION."

179. ME, TOO!

180. NEXT!

181. OOF! HO HO HO!

182. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE FELLA?

183. SAM. MY NAME IS SAM.

184. WELL, SAM, HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR?

185. DOWN TO BUSINESS?

186. SURE. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET FOR CHRISTMAS?

187. I WANT AN AIRPLANE.

188. AN AIRPLANE?

189. YOU HEARD ME, BIG BOY.

190. FIGHTER JET.

191. A REAL JET FIGHTER? HO HO HO!

192. WHAT'S WITH THE "HO HO's?

193. DID I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY?

194. OF A CLOWN? I WANT A PLANE!

195. BUT THAT'S FOR SUCH A LITTLE BOY.

196. HO HO HO!

197. SANTA! SANTA! SANTA!

198. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

199. WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE?

200. BELTED SANTA!

201. OH, DEAR. ALL RIGHT. SANTA CLAUS, WAKE UP.

202. ST. NICK? NICKY BOY? PLEASE DON'T HANDLE THE ELF.

203. NO. YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM. THAT'S MY JOLLY FAT MAN.

204. PLEASE, YOU CAN'T INCARCERATE PAPA NOEL.

205. I NEED HIM. PLEASE DON'T TAKE HIM AWAY.

206. HEY! MY KID

207. SANTA CLAUS!

208. YEAH! I WANT TO SEE SANTA CLAUS!

209. WAITING AN HOUR!

210. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. RELAX.

211. ON ME LIKE THIS.

212. I'LL SCURRY OFF AND—OH, DEAR.

213. I'LL FIND A—OH, YOU. UH, NO. PERHAPS—

214. YOU TWO! PLEASE! PLEASE!

215. TO BE SANTA CLAUS.

216. WHAT?

217. PLEASE. I HAVE 50 IRATE PARENTS

218. SANTA CLAUS.

219. I CAN'T BE SANTA CLAUS.

220. YES. PLEASE. YOU COULD HELP ME.

221. I'LL PAY YOU $100!

222. $100? HEY, THAT'S

223. FOR YOU TO GET YOUR BIKE.

224. WELL? WILL YOU BE SANTA?

225. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

226. UH, I SAY...

227. HO HO HO!

228. HERE. COME RIGHT THIS WAY. YOU, TOO.

229. ME, TOO?

230. SANTA! SANTA! SANTA!

231. FOR VIOLENCE.

232. I DON'T BELIEVE IN VIOLENCE.

233. HEY! IT'S SANTA CLAUS!

234. HO HO HO!

235. AND I'M SANTA'S LITTLE ELF!

236. ALL RIGHT, SANTA. RIGHT THIS WAY, PLEASE.

237. AND, YOU KNOW, HO HO HO, BE SANTA CLAUS.

238. I UNDERSTAND.

239. ALL RIGHT. GOOD. LITTLE ELF. GREAT. FINE.

240. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. SEEING THE CHILDREN.

241. HO HO HO.

242. HO HO HO!

243. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE BOY?

244. RAYMOND.

245. RAYMOND! AND WHAT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR?

246. I WANT A TUBA-PHONE.

247. YEAH! GOOD CALL!

248. THANKS, ELF.

249. WELL, RAYMOND,

250. FOR CHRISTMAS.

251. THANKS, SANTA.

252. NO PROBLEM. CHECK YOU LATER.

253. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

254. YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS.

255. IT'S A LOT EASIER AT RIGBY'S, TOO.

256. SANTA! SANTA! SANTA!

257. OOH! HELP! HELP ME!

258. COME ON, SANTA! KICK HIS RUMP!

259. YEAH! YEAH!

260. SANTA! SANTA! SANTA!

261. HO HO HO! ALL RIGHT!

262. HO HO!

263. NEXT!

264. WELL! HO HO! COME ON UP AND SIT ON SANTA'S LAP, LITTLE GIRL.

265. SANTA CLAUS, THIS IS KISHKA.

266. SHE'S FROM FISHLAKIA.

267. FISHLAKIA?

268. YES. I'M AFRAID SHE DOESN'T SPEAK ANY ENGLISH.

269. WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK TO HER,

270. KISHKA...

271. OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

272. MERRY CHRISTMAS NOW. Y'ALL TAKE CARE.

273. NIKTS.

274. NIKTS. NIKTS.

275. NEXT?

276. JUST WAIT HERE, OK, KATIE?

277. WELL! HO HO HO!

278. AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE BOY?

279. I'M DANIEL.

280. WELL, HELLO THERE, DANIEL.

281. NICE TO MEET YOU, SANTA.

282. LITTLE SISTER KATIE.

283. HI THERE, KATIE!

284. BRING YOU THIS CHRISTMAS?

285. OH, NOTHING FOR ME, THANKS.

286. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOTHING?

287. A NEW BIKE.

288. OH, YES, YES, FOR CHRISTMAS?

289. OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

290. MY LITTLE SISTER.

291. SEE, SHE HAD A BIKE, BUT IT GOT STOLEN,

292. AND MY MOM CAN'T A NEW ONE.

293. OH, WELL, SANTA

294. THIS CHRISTMAS.

295. YOU MEAN IT? WOW! THANKS, SANTA!

296. KATIE, BRING YOU A BIKE.

297. COME SAY THANKS.

298. SHE'S JUST SHY. THANKS, SANTA.

299. KATIE, WAIT UP. MOM, COME ON!

300. HI. I'M THEIR MOTHER.

301. YEAH. SO, YOU'RE A NEW BIKE, RIGHT?

302. OH, I WISH I COULD.

303. OH, DON'T WORRY. I'LL FIND A WAY TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM.

304. I'LL JUST TELL THEM OR SOMETHING.

305. THEY'LL UNDERSTAND.

306. BYE NOW.

307. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

308. M-M-M—

309. M-M-M—

310. M-MERRY CHRISTMAS.

311. CHRISTMAS.

312. ORANGE SODA?

313. THANKS.

314. YOU KNOW, AS SANTA CLAUS.

315. YEAH, YEAH, MAN.

316. ALL YEAR ROUND.

317. WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'D I SAY?

318. I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT FAMILY, MAN.

319. YOU KNOW, THAT POOR LITTLE BIKELESS GIRL.

320. KENAN, I'M BACK.

321. AAH!

322. HEY, CHRIS.

323. OH, HEY, I GOT YOUR PAYCHECK.

324. OH, THANKS.

325. NOW YOU GOT THAT MOUNTAIN BIKE.

326. OH, YEAH!

327. YEAH. YOU BETTER THE STORE CLOSES.

328. RIGHT. I BETTER HURRY UP.

329. KENAN, WAIT A MINUTE! I NEED YOU TO—OH!

330. DON'T WORRY, CHRIS. I'LL HANG OUT WITH YOU. YEAH.

331. OH!

332. A NO-SHOW OR A SHOW-SHOW.

333. WELL, I'M A SHOW-SHOW. OH!

334. AH! DID YOU BRING EL MONEY-O?

335. YEAH, YEAH. I GOT IT ALL RIGHT HERE.

336. MERRY CHRISTMAS, SWEETHEART.

337. WELL, UH, SHALL I RING HER UP?

338. KNOCK-KNOCK. HELLO!

339. THE MOUNTAIN BIKE? YEA OR NAY?

340. AAH!

341. ALL RIGHT. NOW, WHERE'S THE TREE? WHERE'S THE TR—

342. OH, LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE TREE.

343. HOW CAN I GET

344. AAH!

345. AAH!

346. AAH! AAH!

347. AAH! AAH!

348. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

349. YOU'RE

350. FROM PUTMAN'S DEPARTMENT STORE.

351. YEAH. UH-HUH. THAT WOULD BE ME.

352. DOING HERE?

353. OH, WELL, I WAS

354. SANTA CLAUS!

355. OH! HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, KATIE! MERRY CHRISTMAS, DANIEL!

356. WOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

357. I'M DOING—OH.

358. I—I MEAN, I BROUGHT YOU PRESENTS. HO HO HO!

359. FOR THE CHILDREN.

360. OF YOU... SANTA.

361. OH. HO HO HO.

362. WOW! A PORTABLE CD PLAYER!

363. HEY! LOOK WHAT YOU GOT!

364. GUYS, WHY DON'T

365. LATER, OK?

366. YES, YES. SANTA MUST BE ON HIS WAY NOW.

367. OI! OI! OI!

368. AI, AI, AI!

369. BUT BEFORE I GO...

370. ONE OF THESE?

371. WELL, THEN COME ON UP HERE, KATIE.

372. WOW! THANKS, SANTA CLAUS! IT'S GREAT!

373. OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

374. OH, AND, UH, DANIEL...

375. MOUNTAIN BIKES?

376. ABSOLUTELY!

377. UP ON THERE, SON!

378. YES, SIR, SANTA!

379. ALL RIGHTY! COME ON.

380. HO HO HO WITH ME. MAKE IT A JOLLY DAY.

381. HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO HO HO!

382. ALL RIGHT. WHO WANTS MORE DESSERT?

383. I DO! I DO!

384. I COULDN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE.

385. ALL RIGHT, THEN. LET'S GET TO IT!

386. YEAH! YEAH!

387. WHAT ARE WE DOING?

388. CHRIS, EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE,

389. PICK ONE PRESENT TO OPEN.

390. AND I'M GOING FIRST! ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE.

391. OPEN THIS ONE. IT'S FROM ME.

392. OH, WHY, KEL, YOU SHOULD HAVE!

393. LET ME OPEN THIS.

394. UM, KEL, UNDERPANTS?

395. NO, NO, NO. NOT JUST ANY UNDERPANTS.

396. SEE, THESE UNDERPANTS.

397. YEAH. THEY KEEP YOU IN THE WINTER.

398. THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.

399. OK. TRY THEM ON.

400. HEY, HEY! I DON'T THINK SO!

401. HERE. OPEN THIS ONE. IT'S FROM ME.

402. OH! YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?

403. DON'T ACT ALL SURPRISED. OPEN IT.

404. YOU GOT ME THE TUBA-PHONE!

405. A TUBA-PHONE?

406. YEAH. IT'S NOT JUST A TUBA...

407. IT'S A PHONE!

408. KYRA, IT'S YOUR TURN TO PICK A PRESENT.

409. ANY ONE I WANT?

410. THAT'S THE RULE.

411. I PICK KEL!

412. IS SQUEEZING ME AGAIN.

413. KYRA, YOU'RE PICKING KEL FOR YOUR PRESENT?

414. THE RECEIPT.

415. HIT THE ROAD.

416. KEL, WOULD YOU LIKE A LIFT HOME?

417. YEAH. I BETTER BE GETTING HOME.

418. GOOD NIGHT, KEL!

419. ROCKMORES, AGAIN FOR HAVING ME.

420. ANYTIME, CHRIS. ANYTIME.

421. WAIT, CHRIS. HERE.

422. HOME TO YOUR MOM.

423. THANKS. MOTHER WILL GUM THESE RIGHT DOWN.

424. ANYWAY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY.

425. MERRY CHRISTMAS. THANKS FOR COMING.

426. CHRISTMAS.

427. MASHED POTATOES, TOO— MY FAMILY.

428. GOOD NIGHT, KEL.

429. WHOA! NOW, THAT WAS FUN!

430. MM-HMM! UM, KENAN?

431. HMM?

432. KEL TOLD US WHAT YOU DID.

433. I DIDN'T DO IT! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!

434. SEE, YOU DON'T KNOW—WAIT.

435. TALKING ABOUT?

436. FOR THOSE CHILDREN.

437. OH! OH, THAT WAS NOTHING.

438. UH-UH. THAT WAS REALLY SOMETHING.

439. SON, WE KNOW THAT MOUNTAIN BIKE.

440. WE'RE VERY PROUD OF YOU, KENAN.

441. YES, WE ARE.

442. SAVING NOW,

443. I'LL BE ABLE TO BUY THE BIKE NEXT YEAR.

444. OH, MY BABY.

445. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. LET'S GET TO BED.

446. WHAT? AT 9:30?

447. WE GET TO BED,

448. PRESENTS. GET IT?

449. YEP.

450. LET'S GO!

451. COME ON, BABY.

452. DELUXE ELITE.

453. THE BIKE OF BIKES.

454. AH, MAYBE NEXT YEAR.

455. HO HO HO!