1. THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.
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2. DO I SOUND
LIKE A CHINESE TAKE-AWAY?
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3. I AM A HIGHLY DESIRABLE
PRIVATE RESIDENCE
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4. IN AN AREA OF OUTSTANDING
NATURAL PROPERTY VALUES.
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5. AND I'M WAITING
FOR YOUR APOLOGY,
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6. UNLESS, OF COURSE,
THE THOUGHT OF BEAN SHOOTS
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7. AND CRISPY WON TON
HAVE TOTALLY STIR-FRIED
YOUR BASIC GOOD MANNERS.
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8. NOW, KINDLY
CLEAR THIS LINE.
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9. THERE ARE PEOPLE OF SUBSTANCE
IN THIS COMMUNITY
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10. WHO ARE PROBABLY QUEUING
TO RING ME AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
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11. YOUR SUGGESTION
IS NOTED,
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12. BUT I SEE LITTLE
PRACTICAL MERIT
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13. IN HAVING THE TELEPHONE
UP MY JUMPER.
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14. I'VE JUST BEEN INSULTED
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15. I EXPECT
THE OPPORTUNITIES ARE RARE
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16. OF BEING INSULTED
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17. I THINK
IT'S TIME, RICHARD,
THAT YOU COMPLAINED.
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18. ABOUT WHAT?
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19. ABOUT THESE WRONG NUMBERS
FOR THE CHINESE TAKE-AWAY.
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20. YOU MUST RING
THE AMBASSADOR.
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21. WHAT AMBASSADOR?
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22. THE CHINESE, OF COURSE.
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23. I DON'T THINK
IT'S REALLY HIS PROVINCE.
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24. - THEN WHAT'S HE HERE FOR?
- PROBABLY FOR MORE THAN THAT.
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25. THEY'RE A VERY
ANCIENT CIVILIZATION.
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26. OH, RICHARD,
DON'T JUST SIT THERE,
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27. GET DIRECTORY
INQUIRIES.
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28. THAT'S IT!
FINISHED!
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29. NO MORE MEN.
ENOUGH'S ENOUGH.
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30. IN THE END,
THEY ALL DECEIVE YOU.
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31. AFTER ALL I'VE
DONE FOR THAT SWINE,
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32. TO LEAVE ME
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33. I DON'T CARE
IF SHE IS HIS WIFE.
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34. WELL, IT'S OVER.
I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON.
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35. I ONLY WANT ONE.
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36. I WISH YOU'D
FIND YOURSELF
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37. A NICE STEADY BLOKE.
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38. GIVE YOUR HORMONES
A CHANCE TO SETTLE.
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39. STOP LIVING
ON YOUR NERVES...
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40. AND MY FAGS.
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41. MY HORMONES
HAVE SETTLED!
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42. I'VE FINISHED—
NO MORE MEN!
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43. THE SWINE!
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44. HE SWORE HE'D LOVE ME
TILL THE END OF TIME!
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45. I DIDN'T REALIZE
HE MEANT CLOSING TIME.
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46. GO ON THEN,
READ ME SOME BOOK.
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47. "'I LOVE YOU'
HE SAID,
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48. LIFTING HER GENTLY
ONTO THE BALCONY.
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49. 'OH, JEREMY,'
SHE SAID."
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50. OH, CHUFFIN' HECK.
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51. HELLO!
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52. GOOD MORNING,
MR. PENWORTHY.
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53. GOOD MORNING,
MRS. BUCKET.
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54. - "BOUQUET."
- WERE YOU GOING TOO FAST?
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55. IT'S THE MODERN DISEASE.
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56. HAVE YOU HURT YOURSELF?
I DO HOPE YOU'VE SUSTAINED
NO INJURY.
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57. NO, THANK YOU,
I'M FINE.
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58. YOUR WAVING
DISTRACTED ME.
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59. REALLY?
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60. I'D ASK YOU IN,
ONLY MY HUSBAND'S BUSY
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61. ON THE TELEPHONE
WITH THE CHINESE AMBASSADOR.
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62. I WONDER IF I
MIGHT ASK YOU
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63. NOT TO COUGH
OR SNEEZE TOO LOUDLY.
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64. MY HUSBAND'S ON THE TELEPHONE
WITH THE CHINESE AMBASSADOR.
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65. THEY'RE A VERY ANCIENT
CIVILIZATION.
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66. WELL,
WHAT DID HE SAY?
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67. I HAD TO LEAVE A MESSAGE.
IT WAS AN ANSWERING MACHINE.
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68. OH, WAS IT
A CULTURED VOICE?
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69. - YES.
- WELL, THAT'S IT, THEN.
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70. YOU'VE BEEN SPEAKING
TO THE AMBASSADOR.
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71. I HARDLY THINK SO.
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72. NOW, DON'T CONTRADICT ME,
RICHARD,
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73. IT'S VERY TIRING.
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74. YOU OUGHT TO BE
VERY PLEASED
THAT YOU'RE
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75. ON CHATTING TERMS
WITH THE CHINESE
AMBASSADOR.
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76. - WHO IS?
- WE ARE.
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77. YOU LEFT A MESSAGE
ON HIS MACHINE,
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78. THEREFORE,
HE WILL RING US BACK.
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79. I MUST TELL
MY SHERIDAN.
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80. NO SIGN OF HER.
LET'S GET IN THE CAR
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81. AND AWAY
BEFORE SHE SPOTS US.
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82. YOU'RE GETTING PARANOID
ABOUT HYACINTH.
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83. WHICH SEEMS A VERY
SENSIBLE WAY TO BE.
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84. - NOT SO LOUD.
- EMMET, I'M AT MY OWN HOME
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85. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
I SEE NO REASON
TO CREEP ABOUT.
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86. I CAN GIVE YOU
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87. ONE DAMN GOOD REASON
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88. NO, I'VE GOT
A BETTER IDEA.
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89. LET'S FREEWHEEL
DOWN THE DRIVE
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90. AND START THE CAR
IN THE STREET.
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91. - THERE ISN'T ANY SLOPE.
- I'LL GIVE YOU A PUSH.
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92. - EMMET!
- IT'S WORTH IT, LIZ!
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93. BELIEVE ME,
IT'S WORTH IT.
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94. IF SHE SPOTS US SHE'LL WANT
TO KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING.
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95. YOU'LL TELL HER
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LIE.
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96. WHY IS IT?
YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN
AND YOU CAN'T LIE?
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97. HAVING TROUBLE
WITH THE CAR?
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98. I'LL GET RICHARD
TO GIVE YOU A HAND.
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99. THAT'S IF HE'S FINISHED
HIS DIPLOMATIC CALL.
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100. IT'S ALL RIGHT,
HYACINTH, HONESTLY.
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101. NO, I WON'T
BE DISSUADED.
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102. THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS
ARE FOR.
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103. QUICK,
START THE CAR!
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104. IT'S TOO LATE NOW. WE'LL HAVE
TO GO THROUGH WITH IT.
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105. I'LL GO WHERE THERE
ARE NO MEN.
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106. I'LL EMIGRATE
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107. SOMEWHERE DESOLATE,
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108. WITH NONE
OF THE CREATURE COMFORTS
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109. SCRUB THAT,
TOO MUCH LIKE HOME.
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110. MEN!
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111. HOW CAN YOU GO ON
READING ROMANTIC DRIVEL
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112. WHEN YOU KNOW
WHAT MEN ARE LIKE?
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113. IN THIS BOOK,
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114. THEY'RE TERRIFIC.
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115. JEREMY HAS HAIR
LIKE GOLDEN CORN.
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116. HE'S TALL
AND SLENDER,
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117. A MAGNIFICENT FIGURE
ON A HORSE.
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118. SO HOW COME I'M STILL
IN LOVE WITH ONSLOW?
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119. YOU MUST BE COMING
UNGLUED IN THE HEAD.
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120. - ANY MORE CRISPS?
- GET 'EM YOURSELF.
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121. IT'S ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GET THEM.
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122. YOU'D THINK HIS HAIR
WAS LIKE GOLDEN CORN.
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123. SMOKEY BACON FLAVOR.
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124. THERE'S NO SMOKEY
BACON FLAVOR LEFT!
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125. OH, NICE.
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126. IT COULD BE
THE ALTERNATOR.
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127. RIGHT.
TRY NOW, LIZ.
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128. - WELL DONE, RICHARD.
- YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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129. I DIDN'T
DO MUCH, REALLY.
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130. DON'T BE SO MODEST.
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131. IT WAS VERY
KIND OF YOU.
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132. - I DON'T THINK I DID ANYTHING.
- YOU DID ENOUGH, DEAR.
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133. AND NOW ELIZABETH
AND EMMET
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134. CAN BE OFF TO WHERE
THEY'RE GOING.
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135. WHEREVER THAT IS.
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136. - ARE YOU GOING FAR?
- NO, NOT FAR.
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137. WELL, THAT'S VERY
MYSTERIOUS.
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138. IS IT A VERY
INTERESTING "NOT FAR"?
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139. IT'S JUST
THE CHURCH HALL,
HYACINTH.
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140. OH, THE CHURCH HALL.
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141. I DIDN'T KNOW
THERE WAS A FUNCTION.
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142. NO, NO, NO,
NOT A FUNCTION, REALLY.
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143. AH—
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144. THE VICAR ASKED EMMET
IF HE'D JUST—
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145. J-JUST A BIT MUSIC
FOR FULL-GROWN PEOPLE.
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146. OH, EMMET,
WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
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147. RICHARD,
WE'D BETTER GET ALONG.
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148. MUSTN'T DELAY
THESE PEOPLE.
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149. I THOUGHT SHE'D
PUSH HER WAY IN.
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150. I COULD HAVE SWORN
SHE'D WANT TO SING.
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151. WELL, THERE YOU ARE.
YOU'RE BEING UNFAIR TO HER.
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152. I'VE JUST HAD
A WONDERFUL IDEA!
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153. WHY DON'T
I JOIN YOU?
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154. YOU PLAY
AND I'LL SING.
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155. FOR THE OLD PEOPLE,
BLESS THEM.
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156. HOW THEY'LL ENJOY IT.
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157. I'LL RING
THE VICAR NOW
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158. AND I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE CHURCH HALL.
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159. OH, MAY I SPEAK
TO THE VICAR, PLEASE?
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160. NOT AVAILABLE,
IS HE BUSY?
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161. OH, RINGING THE BELLS,
OH.
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162. RINGS HIS OWN BELLS,
HOW DEMOCRATIC.
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163. OH, I CAN JUST PICTURE
THE VICAR AT THE END
OF HIS ROPE.
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164. NOW, I ASSUME I'M SPEAKING
TO THE VICAR'S WIFE.
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165. YES, YOU REMEMBER ME,
DEAR?
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166. HYACINTH "BOUQUET."
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167. THAT IS A BAD COUGH, DEAR.
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168. HAS SOMETHING
GONE DOWN THE WRONG WAY?
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169. I WANT YOU TO PASS
A LITTLE MESSAGE
TO THE VICAR,
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170. HE'LL BE THRILLED.
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171. WE HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR THE OLD PEOPLE'S
ENTERTAINMENT.
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172. TELL THE VICAR THAT IT
WON'T JUST BE PIANOFORTE,
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173. I'VE VOLUNTEERED
MY SERVICES TO SING.
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174. YOU MUST TAKE SOMETHING
FOR THAT COUGH, DEAR.
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175. THE BUCKET WOMAN!
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176. HE'LL GO MAD
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177. WHEN I TELL HIM
IT'S THE BUCKET WOMAN.
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178. THE BUCKET WOMAN!
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179. OH, I WISH YOU
WOULDN'T GIVE ME THAT KIND
OF RESPONSIBILITY.
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180. YOU KNOW I VALUE
YOUR OPINION, RICHARD.
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181. SINCE WHEN?
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182. - I'LL WEAR THIS ONE.
- GLAD I SORTED THAT
OUT FOR YOU.
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183. - AH, I'LL ANSWER IT.
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184. THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.
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185. RICHARD?
OH YES, HE'S HERE.
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186. SHE'LL FIND OUT
SOONER OR LATER.
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187. - WHY DID YOU TELL HER?
- I HAD TO TELL HER.
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188. I MEAN,
YOU WERE THERE.
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189. SHE PRACTICALLY
DRAGGED IT OUT OF ME.
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190. ONE MORE HESITATION,
SHE'D HAVE TORN OUT
MY FINGERNAILS.
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191. YOU COULD HAVE LIED.
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192. WELL, YOU KNOW HOW BAD
I AM AT LYING.
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193. I'LL TEACH YOU.
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194. OH, EMMET,
JUST MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
IT'S FOR THE OLD PEOPLE.
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195. OF WHOM I'M GOING TO BE ONE
BEFORE THIS IS OVER.
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196. WELL, BE FAIR TO HER.
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197. SHE'S GOT A RICH
STRONG VOICE.
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198. IT'S NOT THE VOICE,
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199. IT'S WHO'S
IN CHARGE OF IT.
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200. OH, WHO WAS IT,
DEAR?
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201. IT WAS THE HEAD
OF MY DEPARTMENT.
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202. OH, THAT'S NICE, DEAR.
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203. THEY'RE THINKING
OF OFFERING
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204. - SOME PEOPLE
EARLY RETIREMENT.
- HMM?
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205. HE WANTS TO KNOW
HOW I FEEL
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206. ABOUT EARLY
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207. OH, RICHARD!
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208. THAT MEANS WE'D BE TOGETHER
ALL DAY AND EVERY DAY!
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209. WELL,
HOW DO I LOOK?
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210. GREAT.
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211. - HOW DO I LOOK?
- FINE.
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212. THERE'S ONLY THE DOG
PAYING ANY ATTENTION.
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213. DID SOMEBODY
TURN THE SET OFF?
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214. ROSE TURNED
THE SET OFF.
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215. THANK GOD FOR THAT,
I THOUGHT I'D GONE BLIND.
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216. COULD YOU SPARE ME
ONE MOMENT OF YOUR TIME?
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217. IT'S IMPORTANT
TO ME.
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218. HOW DO I LOOK?
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219. FIGURE IN BLACK.
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220. I'VE SEEN IT SOMEWHERE.
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221. WEREN'T YOU IN FRANKENSTEIN'S
HOUSE OF HORRORS?
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222. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ALL DRESSED IN BLACK?
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223. PRACTICING.
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224. I'M TAKING THE VEIL,
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225. I'M GOING
TO BE A NUN.
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226. YOUR SKIRT'S
TOO SHORT.
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227. I'LL HAVE IT
LENGTHENED.
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228. TALK ABOUT POACHER
TURNING GAMEKEEPER,
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229. THEY'LL NEVER
TAKE YOU FOR A NUN.
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230. THEY MIGHT
IF I CAN GET
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231. A RECOMMENDATION
FROM A CLERGYMAN.
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232. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
A CLERGYMAN.
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233. OH, I MET THAT DISHY VICAR
AT OUR HYACINTH'S.
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234. THEY WAY YOU THREW
YOURSELF AT HIM,
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235. HE'LL NEVER RECOMMEND
YOU FOR A NUN.
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236. YOU'RE TOO EMOTIONAL,
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237. OH, I'VE TAKEN CARE
OF THAT.
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238. I'VE TAKEN
A TRANQUILIZER.
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239. IT SHOULD
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RELIGIOUS SPEED.
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241. I HOPE YOUR BRAKES
DON'T FAIL IN FRONT
OF THAT VICAR.
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242. EARLY RETIREMENT...
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243. RICHARD,
THE DOOR.
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244. NO, DEAR,
THIS DOOR.
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245. RICHARD, WHAT ON EARTH'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU, DEAR?
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246. THE MATTER WITH ME?
NOTHING.
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247. WHY SHOULD ANYTHING
BE THE MATTER?
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248. I SHALL START WITH A FEW
OF THE OLD FAVORITES.
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249. THEY LOVE
THE OLD FAVORITES.
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250. SHERIDAN ALWAYS LOVED
THE OLD FAVORITES.
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251. WE HAVE TO HAVE
A TALK, HYACINTH,
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252. ABOUT EARLY
RETIREMENT.
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253. AND FOR A FINALE
I THINK A MEDLEY
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254. FROM "THE SOUND
OF MUSIC."
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255. TURN LEFT HERE,
RICHARD.
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256. FOR THAT I SHALL WEAR
MY AUSTRIAN HAT—
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257. THE ONE
WITH THE FEATHER.
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258. I WONDER IF EMMET
HAS ANY LEATHER SHORTS.
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259. A TALK, I MEAN WITH ME
TALKING, TOO.
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260. HE COULD HAVE,
YOU KNOW.
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261. ANYONE WHO'S IN
AN OPERATIC SOCIETY
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262. SHOULD HAVE
SOME LEATHER SHORTS.
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263. OF COURSE HE'S PROBABLY
LEFT THEM BEHIND.
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264. YOU COULD GO AND FETCH
THEM FOR HIM, RICHARD.
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265. TURN LEFT, DEAR.
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266. YOU'RE GOING TO PROMISE ME
THAT WHEN WE HAVE OUR TALK,
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267. THAT YOU'LL MAKE AN EFFORT
AND TRY TO LISTEN
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268. WHEN YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY
SAYING ANYTHING.
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269. RICHARD, ARE YOU LISTENING?
ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
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270. - YOU'VE NOT BEEN LISTENING.
- TURN RIGHT, DEAR.
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271. WHAT ARE WE
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272. YOU SAID
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273. I MEANT RIGHT
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274. AT THE NEXT JUNCTION.
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275. YOU WERE GOING TO ALLOW ME
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INSTRUCTIONS.
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277. I WANT YOU TO START
REVERSING NOW, RICHARD.
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278. THIS IS NOT
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279. IN WHICH I WISH
TO BE SEEN PARKING.
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280. RIGHT, I'M OFF.
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281. - DON'T I GET A KISS?
- OF COURSE YOU GET A KISS.
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282. KEEP AWAY
FROM THE LADIES.
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283. NOW, HOW CAN I
KEEP AWAY FROM THE LADIES?
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284. 98.5% OF MY CONGREGATION
ARE LADIES.
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285. AND THEY ALL ADORE YOU.
INCLUDING ME.
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286. - YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
- OF COURSE I'M JEALOUS.
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287. KEEP AWAY
FROM THE LADIES.
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288. I MUST GO.
AH!
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289. NOW WHERE ARE THOSE
DATES FOR THE YOUTH CLUB?
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290. WHY THE VICARAGE?
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291. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SINGING
AT THE CHURCH HALL.
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292. WELL, I THOUGHT
I'D ASK THE VICAR
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293. IF THERE WERE ANY LITTLE
FAVORITES HE WISHES ME
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294. IT'S THE SORT OF COURTESY
HE WOULD EXPECT FROM ME.
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295. HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN
SOMETHING, DEAR?
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296. - HMM?
- THE DOOR.
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297. EARLY RETIREMENT.
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298. HMM?
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299. OH, THAT WAS QUICK.
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300. YOU SAID,
"KEEP AWAY FROM THE LADIES."
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301. OH, I SEE.
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302. I MEANT KEEP AWAY
FROM ALL OF THEM,
NOT JUST THAT ONE.
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303. TELL HER I'VE BEEN
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304. - WHERE TO?
- VLADIVOSTOK.
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305. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER,
RICHARD.
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306. WHATEVER'S THE MATTER
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307. REALLYWANT TO KNOW?
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308. OF COURSE
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309. WHATEVER CONCERNS YOU
CONCERNS ME.
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311. I'LL TELL YOU.
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312. THE THING THAT'S
BOTHERING ME—
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313. YOU SEE HOW MUCH
BETTER IT IS WHEN WE
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314. I HAVEN'T STARTED YET.
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317. WELL,
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318. YOU THINK OF ALL THE TERRIBLE
THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU
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319. OH, MY GOODNESS,
LOOK AT THE TIME.
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320. WE MUSTN'T KEEP EMMET WAITING,
HE'LL WANT TO REHEARSE.
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321. I'LL TALK
TO THE VICAR LATER.
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322. WE MUST GO STRAIGHT
TO THE CHURCH HALL!
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323. YOU CAN'T HIDE
THERE ALL DAY.
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324. YOU'RE RIGHT,
I'D BE SAFER IN THE KITCHEN.
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325. I'LL HAVE ANOTHER
CUP OF COFFEE.
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326. JUDGING BY THE LENGTH
OF HER SKIRT,
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327. IT MUST BE ROSE
UNDERNEATH THAT VEIL.
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328. WHAT WOULD ROSE
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329. WOBBLING AS IF SHE'S
BEEN DRINKING,
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330. WELL, SHE CAN WOBBLE OFF
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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331. I WILL NOT HAVE
A SISTER IN BLACK
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332. WOBBLING
INTO OUR CHURCH.
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333. ROSE!
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334. INCREDIBLE.
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335. YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE
MY SISTER HYACINTH.
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336. ROSE, HAVE YOU
BEEN DRINKING?
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337. I HAVEN'T
BEEN DRINKING.
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338. I TOOK A PILL—
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339. AND IT SEEMS TO HAVE GONE
STRAIGHT TO MY KNEES.
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340. I WISH WE COULD SAY
THE SAME ABOUT YOUR SKIRT.
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341. - WHY ARE YOU HERE?
- I WANT TO SEE THE VICAR.
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342. YOU'RE IN NO CONDITION
TO SEE THE VICAR.
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343. I WANT TO BE A NUN.
PUT ME DOWN!
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344. - I WANT TO BE A NUN!
- RICHARD, GIVE ME A HAND.
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345. FUNNY HOW YOU
MISHEAR THINGS.
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346. I COULD HAVE SWORN SHE SAID
SHE WANTED TO BE A NUN.
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347. - I DO! I DO!
- WE'LL HAVE TO
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348. THERE'S NO TIME.
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349. OH, RICHARD,
DO REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE.
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350. WE HAVE TO HIDE HER
IN THE HALL UNTIL SHE
PULLS HERSELF TOGETHER.
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351. PULL MYSELF TOGETHER?
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352. GOOD GRIEF,
OUR HYACINTH,
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353. YOU'RE NOT
EVEN SATISFIED
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354. WHEN A PERSON
WANTS TO BE A NUN.
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355. HOW TOGETHER
DO YOU HAVE TO GET?
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356. NO, DON'T GET
IN THE WAY, RICHARD.
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357. OH, MIND WHAT
YOU'RE DOING, DEAR!
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358. ROSE!
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359. I KNOW IT'S BEEN
A LIFETIME'S DEDICATION,
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360. BUT I WISH YOU'D TRY
TO BREAK THIS HABIT
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361. OF WANTING
TO LIE DOWN EVERYWHERE.
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362. DO TRY AND STAY
ON YOUR FEET.
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363. KNEES!
IF I'M GOING TO BE A NUN
I SHOULD BE ON MY KNEES.
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364. IT'S ME THAT WILL
BE ON MY KNEES.
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365. OH, RICHARD WANTS
TO BE A NUN, TOO.
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366. SHE'S SURPRISINGLY
HEAVY
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367. FOR A SHORT-SKIRTED
PERSON.
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368. UHH!
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369. HOW MANY PILLS
DID SHE TAKE?
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370. I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
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371. THIS BEING A NUN
MAKES YOU FEEL REALLY GOOD.
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372. I FEEL UPLIFTED!
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373. LOOK, POP HER
IN THE STORE CUPBOARD,
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374. UNTIL SHE GETS BACK
THE USE OF HER LEGS.
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375. I CAN'T HAVE
HER SEEN LIKE THIS.
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376. OH, DEAR.
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377. OH, HYACINTH!
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378. ELIZABETH, DEAR,
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379. ABOUT OUR
LITTLE CONCERT,
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380. I THOUGHT I'D BEGIN
WITH SOMETHING CLASSICAL.
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381. I THINK EMMET'S ALREADY
GOT A PROGRAM IN MIND.
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382. OH GOOD, AND THEN A SELECTION
FROM "THE SOUND OF MUSIC"
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383. AND FINISH WITH
"ANNIE, GET YOUR GUN."
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384. I'M NOT SURE
THAT EMMET WAS
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385. QUITE THINKING
ALONG THOSE LINES.
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386. OH, HE'LL LOVE IT.
EVERYBODY LOVES
MY ANNIE OAKLEY.
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387. I THINK I'D BETTER
WARN HIM—
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388. TELL HIM.
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389. RICHARD,
HOW DO I LOOK, DEAR?
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390. I KEEP SEEING YOU AS
A KIND OF RECURRING MOTIF
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391. RUNNING THROUGH
MY EARLY RETIREMENT.
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392. THAT'S NICE, DEAR.
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393. - AND THE HAT,
HOW'S THE HAT?
- YES, THAT, TOO.
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394. SHE'S GONE!
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395. SHE'S GONE!
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396. SHE WAS HERE.
SHE WAS HEADING THIS WAY,
AND NOW SHE'S GONE.
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397. AND STILL THERE ARE PEOPLE
WHO REFUSE
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398. TO BELIEVE
IN THE POWER OF PRAYER.
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399. OFF YOU GO,
THEN.
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400. AND KEEP AWAY
FROM THE LADIES.
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401. NO, NO!
LOOK, SUPPORT ME, LOUDER.
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402. PLUS FORTE!
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403. PIANISSIMO.
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404. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
PLAYING THE RIGHT NOTE?
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405. I SUPPOSE IRVING
KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING.
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406. HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR PLACE AGAIN?
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407. I THOUGHT YOU HAD.
FROM THE BEGINNING.
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408. LOOK, YOU TOLD ME
HE'D BEEN CERTIFICATED.
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409. DA CAPO,
BACK TO THE BEGINNING,
PLEASE.
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410. NO, NO!
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411. ENOUGH!
THAT'S IT!
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412. I'M ONLY FLESH AND BLOOD.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!
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413. PSST!
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414. WHAT IS IT HE CAN'T
TAKE ANY LONGER?
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415. THE CHAIR. HE'S GOT
THE WRONG SIZE CHAIR?
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416. HE'S VERY PARTICULAR
ABOUT HIS CHAIR.
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417. IT AFFECTS THE STYLE
OF HIS PLAYING.
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418. WHY DON'T YOU GET
ANOTHER TYPE OF CHAIR.
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419. TAKE A WALK OUTSIDE.
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420. YES.
YES, I'LL—
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421. I'LL GET
ANOTHER CHAIR!
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422. OH, SHUT UP!
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423. I'M SO SORRY ABOUT
THE INTERRUPTION,
HYACINTH.
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424. OH, NO APOLOGY
NECESSARY.
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425. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO EXPLAIN TO ME
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426. ABOUT THE LITTLE ERUPTIONS
OF THE ARTISTIC TEMPERAMENT.
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427. I'M THE FIRST TO UNDERSTAND
ABOUT THE ARTISTIC TEMPERAMENT.
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428. RICHARD WAS SAYING SO,
ONLY THIS MORNING
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429. TO THE CHINESE
AMBASSADOR.
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430. - ROSE!
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431. SHE WAS IN THE ROOM
WITH THE CHAIRS!
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432. ROSE! PUT MY ACCOMPANIST
DOWN AT ONCE!
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433. THIS IS NO WAY
TO BEGIN YOUR VOCATION!
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434. THE BUCKET WOMAN!
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435. AH, VICAR!
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436. VICAR, MY SISTER'S
HAD A CONVERSION,
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437. PROFOUNDLY.
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438. WHY DON'T YOU PLAY
"MISTY" FOR ME?
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439. LET'S PUT HER BACK
IN THE CUPBOARD, AGAIN,
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440. SHE CAN MEDITATE
IN THERE FOR A WHILE.
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441. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HUSBAND?
HE'S WANTED ON THE PHONE.
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442. OH, VICAR!
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443. EXCUSE ME!
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444. WELL!
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445. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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446. I'M GOING TO BE
A NUN.
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