1. IS THAT THE WATER BOARD?
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3. MY NAME IS "BOUQUET."
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4. YES, I'LL SPELL IT.
B-U-C-K-E-T.
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5. NO, IT'S "BOUQUET."
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6. I WANT
WHOEVER YOU'VE GOT THERE
IN A MANAGERIAL CAPACITY.
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7. WELL, IT COULD BE
AN EMERGENCY.
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8. I'M NOT SURE.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT
TO FIND OUT.
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9. YES, I'LL WAIT.
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10. HELLO?
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11. NO, IT'S "BOUQUET."
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12. NO, I DIDN'T SAY
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13. WELL, HOW AM I TO RECOGNIZE
IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY?
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14. THAT'S WHAT I EXPECT
YOU TO TELL ME.
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15. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT'S MY WATER?
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IS IT MY WATER?
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17. WHEN I TURNED ON
MY TAP THIS MORNING
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18. IT DIDN'T LOOK
LIKE MY WATER.
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19. IT'S NOT AS BRIGHT
AND SPARKLING AS I'M
ACCUSTOMED TO.
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20. IT LOOKS TO ME
AS IF IT'S BEEN USED.
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21. ARE YOU CHANGING
MY SUPPLY?
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22. BECAUSE IF YOU ARE,
I SHALL WANT
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23. A DETAILED EXPLANATION
OF WHERE IT COMES FROM.
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24. NOW PLEASE DON'T TAKE
THAT TONE WITH ME.
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25. I EXPECT MY FORM OF WATER
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26. TO BE RESTORED
IMMEDIATELY.
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27. A BATHROOM
WITH GOLD-PLATED TAPS
IS NO PLACE
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28. FOR YOU TO BE TRYING
TO OFFLOAD SECOND-HAND WATER.
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29. I MUST WARN YOU,
MY HUSBAND IS A POWER
IN LOCAL AUTHORITY—
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30. A MAN AT THE HEIGHT
OF HIS EXECUTIVE SKILLS.
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31. AND I SHALL HAVE
NO HESIT—
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32. HELLO?
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33. HELLO?
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34. UPSTART PLUMBER.
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35. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO ASK OUR HYACINTH
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36. TO YOUR BIRTHDAY
PARTY, ONSLOW.
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37. OH, NICE.
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38. IF WE'RE HAVING A FAMILY
GET-TOGETHER TOMORROW,
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39. OUR HYACINTH.
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40. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ONSLOW."
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41. MAYBE SHE
CAN'T COME.
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42. SHE'LL COME.
I KNOW SHE'LL COME.
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43. I HAVE THIS TERRIBLE
FEELING SHE'LL COME.
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44. YOU'VE GOT TO THINK
OF SOMETHING, RICHARD.
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45. I HAVE A FEELING THAT
THEY'RE GOING TO INVITE US
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46. TO CELEBRATE
ONSLOW'S BIRTHDAY.
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47. NOW, I DON'T WANT
TO UPSET THEM,
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48. BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE—
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49. "BUNFIGHT" AT
THE O.K. CORRAL.
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50. NO, I KNOW THAT DAISY
IS PLANNING
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51. TO TAKE HIM TO SOME
RESTAURANT FOR LUNCH.
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52. BUT IF IT'S
ONSLOW'S CHOICE,
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53. WE'RE GOING TO BE KNEE-DEEP
IN CHIPS AND SAUCE BOTTLES
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54. IN THE FIRST
FIVE MINUTES.
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55. LOOK, YOU'VE GOT TO GET
ME OUT OF IT, NOW!
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56. BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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57. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT,
RICHARD.
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58. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE SO BUSY
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59. THAT YOU'VE GOT
TO GO THIS INSTANT.
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60. AND I WISH YOU'D
STOP WHISPERING, DEAR.
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61. I DO HAVE TO GO,
HYACINTH.
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62. I'M NOT BEING OBSTRUCTIVE.
THE COMMITTEE IS WAITING.
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63. I'M IN A MEETING.
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64. - I'LL RING YOU BACK.
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65. I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
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66. I'M SORRY, SIR,
FAMILY EMERGENCY.
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67. LOVELY MORNING, EMMET.
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68. DO BRING ELIZABETH
IN FOR COFFEE.
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69. I'M— I'M VERY BUSY,
HYACINTH.
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70. YOU DON'T LOOK BUSY.
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71. I THINK WE'VE
GOT A MOLE.
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72. OH, HOW TIRESOME.
I'LL PUT THE KETTLE ON.
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73. - THE PHONE.
- HMM?
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74. I THINK
I CAN HEAR THE PHONE.
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75. IT'S A CALL
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING.
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76. IT MEANS I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO POP INTO TOWN FOR A WHILE.
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77. AND I'M GOING TO MISS
YOUR DELICIOUS COFFEE,
HYACINTH.
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78. OH, DAMN.
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79. OH, WHAT A PITY.
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80. - AH!
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81. THERE'S MY TELEPHONE.
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82. REALLYIMPORTANT CALL.
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83. THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.
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84. OH, IT'S YOU,
DAISY.
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85. OF COURSE WE'D LOVE TO COME
TO ONSLOW'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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86. HOW KIND OF YOU
TO INVITE US, DEAR.
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87. I KNOW THAT RICHARD
WILL BE DELIGHTED.
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88. WHERE IS IT, DEAR?
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89. A SURPRISE, WELL,
THAT-THAT-THAT'S NICE.
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90. BUT IT'S ONE OF ONSLOW'S
FAVORITE PLACES.
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91. I CAN'T WAIT.
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92. YOU CAN LEAVE
THE CAR AT HOME,
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93. THEN RICHARD
CAN HAVE A DRINK.
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94. WELL, OUR ROSE'S...
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95. GENTLEMAN FRIEND'LL
PICK YOU UP.
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96. WHAT SORT OF CAR HAS HE GOT?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SORT
OF CAR HE'S GOT.
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97. WHAT SORT OF CAR
HAS HE GOT?
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98. YOU NEEDN'T WORRY,
IT'S A BIG CAR.
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99. HE'S NOT
WITHOUT MEANS.
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100. IT'S A HUGE
LIMOUSINE.
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101. YOU WON'T BE
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102. MR. MARINOPOLOUS
HAS HIS OWN BUSINESS.
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103. LOOK, HE IS NOT SHORT
OF A BOB OR TWO.
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104. I DON'T JUST GO OUT
WITH RUBBISH, YOU KNOW.
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105. - IS SHE COMING?
- SHE'S COMING.
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106. - SHE'S COMING.
- OH, NICE.
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107. NOT ONLY A YEAR OLDER,
BUT A MEAL WITH HYACINTH.
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108. DON'T BE
MISERABLE.
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109. JUST MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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110. I HATE BIRTHDAYS.
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111. WE'LL HAVE TO GET
A BABYSITTER FOR MY DAD.
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112. JILL'LL POP IN
FROM NEXT DOOR.
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113. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL BABYSIT YOUR DAD.
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114. EVEN TALKING RUBBISH
HE MAKES MORE SENSE
THAN YOUR HYACINTH.
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115. WE'LL SIT YOU
NEXT TO RICHARD.
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116. YOU LIKE RICHARD.
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117. HOW CAN YOU
NOT LIKE RICHARD?
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118. YOU JUST FEEL
SO SORRY FOR HIM.
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119. THE MAN
IN THE IRON MASK.
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120. - YES, GOOD IDEA.
- FINE. FINE.
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121. WE'VE ALL HEARD
THE RECOMMENDATIONS
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122. AND IT'S OBVIOUS
ON WHICH SIDE THE WEIGHT
OF OPINION LIES.
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123. THAT BEING THE CASE,
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124. I'M GOING TO MAKE
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125. WILL SOMEONE GET THAT?
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126. HELLO, YES.
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127. IT'S FOR YOU, RICHARD.
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128. IT'S YOUR WIFE, AGAIN.
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129. WHAT IS IT
THIS TIME?
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130. RIGHT, I'LL MEET YOU
AT LUNCHTIME.
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131. I'M VERY GLAD THAT ROSE
HAS GOT A WEALTHY
GREEK BOYFRIEND
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132. BUT, HYACINTH,
I'M IN A MEETING!
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133. ANOTHER
FAMILY EMERGENCY?
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134. WHAT ARE YOU
HIDING FOR?
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135. - I'M NOT HIDING.
- YOU'RE HIDING.
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136. YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL
WHY I'M HIDING.
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137. EMMET,
YOU LIVE HERE NOW.
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138. THIS IS
YOUR FRONT GARDEN.
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139. YOU CAN'T NEVER USE IT
BECAUSE HYACINTH MAY APPEAR.
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140. YOU TAKE HER
TOO SERIOUSLY.
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141. THE TRICK
WITH HYACINTH
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142. IS TO JUST LET THINGS
WASH OVER YOU.
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143. I THINK THAT'S HOW
RICHARD SURVIVES.
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144. YOU'RE RIGHT, LIZ.
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145. IT'S RIDICULOUS.
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146. I'M A GROWN MAN.
I'M MARRIED—
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147. WELL, DIVORCED.
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148. WHY SHOULD I
CREEP ABOUT
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149. IN MY OWN SISTER'S
FRONT GARDEN?
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150. YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
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151. ELIZABETH?
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152. DID I JUST SEE
SOMEONE DISAPPEARING ROUND
THE CORNER OF THE HOUSE?
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153. DID YOU?
I NEVER NOTICED.
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154. I THOUGHT I SAW
A MOVING FIGURE.
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155. I WONDER WHO THAT
COULD HAVE BEEN.
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156. I'M JUST
OFF TO TOWN.
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157. I HAVE SOME
PURCHASES TO MAKE.
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158. WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT
SOCIAL OCCASION TOMORROW.
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159. OH, THAT'S NICE.
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160. WE'RE HAVING A MEAL
WITH MY SISTER ROSE'S
WEALTHY GENTLEMAN FRIEND.
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161. HE'S CALLING FOR US
IN HIS LIMOUSINE.
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162. - VERY STYLISH.
- HE'S GREEK, YOU KNOW.
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163. IT'S TERRIFYING
HOW WEALTHY THEY ARE.
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164. I EXPECT WE'LL BE
IN FOR A BORING TIME
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165. AS HE TALKS
ABOUT HIS OIL TANKERS
AND HIS OFFSHORE FUNDS.
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166. WELL, I MUST BE OFF.
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167. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE
TO CATCH THE BUS.
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168. GIVE MY LOVE
TO EMMET.
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169. THESE ARE RATHER LOVELY.
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170. I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A MOMENT, MADAM.
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171. NO HURRY.
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172. I'LL JUST HAVE A BROWSE
THROUGH YOUR QUALITY ITEMS.
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173. WE DON'T USUALLY BUY
ONSLOW ANYTHING EXPENSIVE.
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174. WELL, HE IS FAMILY,
AFTER ALL.
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175. HE'S BEEN FAMILY
FOR A LONG TIME,
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176. THIS IS THE FIRST
OCCASION HE'S BEEN IN LINE
FOR ANYTHING EXPENSIVE.
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177. RICHARD, WE SHALL BE
QUITE AN INTIMATE GROUP
AT LUNCHEON TOMORROW.
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178. YOU SURELY DON'T IMAGINE
THAT I COULD PRESENT ONSLOW
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179. WITH SOMETHING CHEAP
AND TAWDRY
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180. IN FRONT OF ROSE'S
WEALTHY GENTLEMAN FRIEND.
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181. OH, I SEE.
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182. I HAVE MY PRIDE.
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183. LUCKY FOR ONSLOW.
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184. I THOUGHT SOMETHING
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185. EXPENSIVE BUT TASTEFUL—
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186. A PAIR OF CUFF-LINKS.
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187. CUFF-LINKS,
FOR ONSLOW?
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188. HE NEVER WEARS A SHIRT.
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189. PRECISELY.
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190. SO WE MUST
ENCOURAGE HIM—
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191. AND A PAIR OF GOLD CUFF-LINKS
MIGHT DO THE TRICK.
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192. GOLD-PLATED,
I HOPE.
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193. CERTAINLY NOT.
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194. NOTHING LESS
THAN 18 KARAT.
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195. HOW WEALTHY IS
ROSE'S GENTLEMAN FRIEND?
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196. HE'S GREEK, DEAR.
MARINOPOLOUS.
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197. YOU MUST HAVE HEARD
THE NAME. HE'S ALWAYS
IN THE GOSSIP COLUMNS.
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198. OR THE FINANCIAL PRESS—
OIL TANKERS AND THINGS.
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199. THAT WAS ONASSIS.
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200. HMM?
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201. NO, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
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202. MAR-IN-OP-OLOUS?
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203. YES,
I'M SURE IT WAS.
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204. - YES, MADAM?
- OH.
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205. I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING
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206. VERY EXPENSIVE
BUT TASTEFUL,
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207. FOR MY BROTHER
IN-LAW'S BIRTHDAY.
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208. I THOUGHT PERHAPS
SOMETHING EXQUISITE
IN CUFF-LINKS.
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209. WITH PLEASURE, MADAM.
IF YOU'D CARE TO TAKE A SEAT,
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210. I'LL SHOW YOU
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211. OH, THANK YOU.
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212. ARE YOU SURE THAT ROSE'S
GENTLEMAN FRIEND IS WEALTHY?
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213. THEY'RE NOT
USUALLY WEALTHY.
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214. THEY'RE USUALLY—
THE WORD DESPERATE
SPRINGS TO MIND.
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215. THIS ONE HAS
A HUGE CAR.
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216. ROSE WAS MOST CLEAR
ABOUT THAT.
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217. WE'LL BE PICKED UP
BY IT IN THE MORNING.
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218. AND YOU WON'T
HAVE TO DRIVE,
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219. SO YOU CAN ENJOY
A LITTLE DRINK.
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220. WHAT ABOUT ROSE'S
GENTLEMAN FRIEND?
WON'T HE WANT A DRINK?
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221. I DON'T EXPECT
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222. WHY DO YOU THINK
HE EMPLOYS A CHAUFFEUR?
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223. HERE YOU ARE,
MADAM.
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224. THESE ARE THE BEST
WE HAVE IN 18 KARAT.
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225. OH, YES.
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226. RICHARD?
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227. DON'T YOU THINK—?
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228. WE SHOULD
HAVE THEM ENGRAVED.
WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
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229. CERTAINLY, MADAM.
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230. - BY TOMORROW MORNING,
COULD YOU DO THAT?
- OF COURSE, MADAM.
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231. IT WILL BE MORE EXPENSIVE
AT SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
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232. HE MUST BE YOUR FAVORITE
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233. HMM?
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234. HMM?
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235. AND DON'T BE LATE
THIS EVENING.
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236. TRY NOT TO PHONE ME
IN ANY MORE MEETINGS.
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237. I WANT YOU
TO BE ON TIME
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238. PARTICULARLY
THIS EVENING.
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239. THERE'S A GREAT DEAL TO BE
DONE IF I'M TO HAVE
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240. A FEW PEOPLE IN
FOR PRE-LUNCHEON
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241. I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO ONSLOW'S PARTY.
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242. WE ARE.
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243. BUT I SEE NO REASON
WHY I CAN'T HAVE
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244. A FEW PEOPLE IN
FOR PRE-LUNCHEON
COCKTAILS.
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245. IT'LL GIVE
THE RIGHT IMPRESSION
WHEN MR. MARINOPOLOUS ARRIVES.
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246. LET HIM SEE WE HAVE
A SOLID SOCIAL POSITION.
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247. SO THAT HE KNOWS
FROM WORD ONE
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248. THAT HE'S AMONGST
HIS OWN KIND.
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249. HAVE WE GOT
ANY COCKTAILS?
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250. PEOPLE MAKE THEM, DEAR.
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251. THEY MIX THINGS.
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252. BUT THEY HAVE TO HAVE
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253. BRING A FEW
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254. YOU EXPECT ME
TO THINK OF EVERYTHING?
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255. BUT CAN WE AFFORD COCKTAILS
WHEN WE'VE JUST SPENT
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256. THE BUDGET
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258. WE'RE ABOUT TO MINGLE
WITH A OIL, DEAR.
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259. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BE A PINCHPENNY.
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260. THANK YOU, DRIVER.
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261. - ARE WE GETTING A TAXI?
- WHAT?
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262. - TOMORROW?
- NO.
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263. IF I HAVE TO DRIVE,
I SHAN'T BE ABLE TO DRINK.
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264. WE'RE ALL GOING
IN MR. MARINOPOLOUS'S CAR.
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265. AH.
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266. WHO THE HECK'S
MR. MARINOPOLOUS?
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267. IT'S OUR ROSE'S
NEW GENTLEMAN FRIEND.
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268. HE'S GIVING US
ALL A LIFT, IS HE?
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269. IT'S ALL ARRANGED.
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270. THEY'LL DROP US
OFF AT THE RESTAURANT
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271. AND THEN PICK UP
HYACINTH AND RICHARD.
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272. HOW LONG'S SHE KNOWN
THIS MARINOPOLOUS CHAP?
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273. - DOES IT MATTER?
- OF COURSE IT MATTERS.
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274. YOU KNOW YOUR ROSE.
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275. THEY DON'T LAST LONG
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276. JUST MAKE SURE SHE
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277. TILL AFTER WE'VE
ALL HAD A DRINK.
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278. HERE, ELIZABETH, THIS IS
ALL VERY SHORT NOTICE.
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279. IT WILL THEREFORE REQUIRE
ALL MY ORGANIZATIONAL TALENTS.
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280. BUT IT WILL BE
MARVELOUS IF YOU COULD
HELP ME, ELIZABETH.
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281. I'D LOVE TO,
HYACINTH,
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282. - BUT I PLANNED TO GO—
- HAVE YOU? THAT'S NICE.
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283. NOW I WANT YOU TO LOOK
THROUGH MY COLLECTION
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284. OF HAUTE CUISINE
COOKERY BOOKS—
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285. WITHOUT, OF COURSE,
CREASING THE PAGES.
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286. FIND LITTLE THINGS THAT WE
CAN DO QUICKLY ON STICKS.
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287. YOU KNOW THE SORT
OF THING,
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288. TASTY LITTLE MORSELS
OF THE HIGHEST SOCIAL CALIBER.
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289. WHOOP, HA-HA.
NOW, THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME
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290. AND THERE'S A LOT
FOR US TO DO,
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291. SO YOU'LL HAVE
TO WORK MIRACLES.
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292. MEANWHILE, I'LL HAVE
TO SEE WHO I CAN INVITE
HERE AT SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
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293. I BETTER MAKE A LIST.
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294. THERE'S YOU AND EMMET,
OF COURSE.
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295. NO, NO, I DON'T KNOW
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296. I THINK HE MIGHT
HAVE SOME REHEARSALS TOMORROW.
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297. HE CAN SPARE
AN HOUR, DEAR.
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298. YOU WOULDN'T WANT HIM
TO MISS THE OPPORTUNITY
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299. OF MEETING A GREEK
SHIPPING MILLIONAIRE.
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300. SO THAT'S YOU AND EMMET,
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301. OH, AND I'LL
INVITE THE VICAR.
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302. I'LL RING
MRS. BARKER-FINCH.
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303. SHE WON'T COME
OF COURSE
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304. BUT SHE'LL BE FURIOUS
WHEN SHE FINDS OUT
WHAT SHE'S MISSED.
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305. I WONDER
ABOUT THE MAJOR.
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306. OH, JUST FOR AN HOUR
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
IN A CROWDED ROOM
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307. I SHOULD BE SAFE
WITH THE MAJOR.
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308. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY
TROUBLE WITH THE MAJOR?
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309. - TROUBLE?
- NO, I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU WOULD HAVE.
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310. I'LL RISK IT.
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311. MAJOR ALWAYS ADDS
A LITTLE TONE.
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312. MAKE MR. MARINOPOLOUS
REALIZE
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313. THAT WE MAY NOT ALL BE
MILLIONAIRES, BUT WE DO
HAVE OUR STANDARDS.
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314. YOU HAVEN'T GOT
VERY FAR, DEAR.
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315. ARE THERE ANY OTHER
GREEKS COMING?
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316. HMM? OH NO, DEAR,
THEY BREAK PLATES.
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317. HE MAY HAVE A TANKER
IN EVERY PORT,
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318. BUT I AM
NOT SACRIFICING
MY ROYAL DOULTON
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319. WITH THE HAND-PAINTED
PERIWINKLES.
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320. THERE AREN'T
THAT MANY LEFT.
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321. CAN YOU GET IT,
DEAR?
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322. THE VICARAGE.
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323. - IT'S THE BUCKET WOMAN.
- OH, NO!
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324. DO YOU WANT TO GO
FOR COCKTAILS TOMORROW?
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325. OF COURSE,
WE'D LOVE TO,
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326. BUT THE VICAR WILL BE
HEAVILY ENGAGED TOMORROW.
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327. HE'S VISITING
A VERY OLD
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328. SICK PARISHIONER.
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329. NO I DON'T
THINK WE COULD DO THAT.
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330. I DON'T THINK
WE COULD BRING HER
AND LEAVE HER OUTSIDE.
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331. OH, THE VICAR
CAN'T COME.
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332. OH, I AM SURPRISED.
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333. PERHAPS IT'S THE IDEA
OF COCKTAILS.
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334. I HOPE I HAVEN'T OFFENDED
HIS RELIGIOUS SCRUPLES.
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335. OH, IF YOU HAVEN'T
FOUND ANYTHING IN THESE,
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336. I'VE GOT
SOME MORE BOOKS.
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337. THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.
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338. OH, IT'S YOU,
VIOLET.
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339. HOW ARE YOU,
DEAR?
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340. IT'S MY SISTER VIOLET,
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341. THE ONE WHO MARRIED
THE TURF ACCOUNTANT,
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342. - SWIMMING POOL,
ROOM FOR A PONY.
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343. - I KNOW THE ONE.
- CALLING FROM THEIR VILLA
IN IBIZA.
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344. YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP,
VIOLET, DEAR.
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345. THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME
INTERFERENCE ON THE LINE.
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346. IT SOUNDS LIKE
SOMEONE'S SOBBING, DEAR.
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347. OH, THAT'S BRUCE?
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348. WHY IS BRUCE
SOBBING?
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349. BUT IS IT A LARGE TEAR
IN HIS FLAMENCO FROCK?
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350. CAN'T YOU MEND IT
FOR HIM, DEAR?
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351. UH-UH, LOOK,
VIOLET, I'M SORRY, DEAR,
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352. BUT I HAVEN'T TIME TODAY
FOR ALL THIS.
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353. I HAVE A VERY FULL
SOCIAL CALENDAR.
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354. IT'S ONSLOW'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY TOMORROW
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355. AND COCKTAILS WITH A GREEK
SHIPPING MILLIONAIRE.
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356. OH, I KNOW I'VE
NEVER MENTIONED
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357. ANY GREEK MILLIONAIRE TO YOU,
BUT I'M NOT THE SORT OF PERSON
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358. WHO BRAGS ABOUT HER
SOCIAL OCCASIONS.
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359. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO COPE
WITH BRUCE, DEAR.
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360. KEEP HIM
OUT OF THE SUN.
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361. I'M SORRY, VIOLET,
I'LL HAVE TO GO.
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362. YES, I KNOW
IT'S A HARSH WORLD, DEAR.
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363. BUT THERE ARE
FAR WORSE THINGS
THAN YOUR HUSBAND
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364. DANCING ON RESTAURANT TABLES
WITH HIS HAIR IN A BUN.
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365. THANK HEAVEN
THEY'RE IN IBIZA.
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366. 3-5-4-9.
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367. AH, THE BUCKET FILLY,
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368. PRONOUNCED "BOUQUET."
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369. TO A WHAT?
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370. A COCKTAILS
AND CANAPE, EH?
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371. MY GOD YES,
I MUST HAVE A RICKY AT THAT.
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372. I'M AFRAID THE OLD BALL
AND CHAIN'S AWAY AT THE MOMENT,
BUT I CAN COME.
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373. DO I SPEAK GREEK?
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374. ONLY WHEN SERIOUSLY
UNDER THE INFLUENCE
OF A GIRL,
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375. THEN THEY TELL ME
I'M FLUENT.
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376. A MILLIONAIRE IS HE? OH.
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377. WELL, SOMETHING SHADY
I SHOULDN'T WONDER.
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378. I SHOULD WATCH
YOUR LITTLE SELF THERE.
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379. YES, OF COURSE I'LL COME,
YOU LITTLE MINX.
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380. COUNT ME IN.
RATHER.
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381. WHAT IS IT,
THINGS ON STICKS, I EXPECT?
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382. WELL,
IT'LL BE WORTH IT
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383. IF I CAN SNATCH JUST FIVE
MINUTES MADNESS
IN YOUR COMPANY.
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384. SEE YOU ON PARADE.
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385. WHAT DID
THE MAJOR SAY?
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386. I THINK HE'S COMING.
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387. - OH, THAT'S GOOD.
- YES, ISN'T IT?
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388. AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER
TO KEEP ON THE MOVE.
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389. AH!
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390. OH!
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391. LEAVE YOUR TIE ALONE,
ONSLOW.
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392. WHAT A WAY
TO SPEND YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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393. HE'S HERE!
MR. MARINOPOLOUS IS HERE!
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394. I DON'T CARE
IF HE IS GREEK,
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395. I'M NOT HAVING
ANY KEBABS.
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396. ESPECIALLY
ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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397. OH, BE NICE
TO HIM, ONSLOW.
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398. I'LL BE NICE TO HIM,
AS LONG AS I'M NOT
EATING KEBABS.
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399. I CAN'T COPE WITH
YOUR HYACINTH AND A KEBAB.
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400. THIS IS MY GENTLEMAN FRIEND,
MR. MARINOPOLOUS.
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401. THIS IS MY
BROTHER-IN-LAW, ONSLOW.
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402. HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
ONSLOW.
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403. - YOU THINK SO?
- OH, YES.
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404. WAIT TILL YOU MEET
OUR HYACINTH.
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405. AND THIS IS
MY SISTER, DAISY.
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406. PLEASED TO MEET YOU,
I'M SURE.
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407. VERY NICE.
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408. OH, OH.
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409. OH.
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410. WELL, WE OUGHT
TO BE OFF, THEN.
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411. SHALL WE,
MR. MARINOPOLOUS?
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412. SHE'S RIGHT.
HE'S VERY SMART.
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413. OH, NICE.
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414. YOU'VE KNOWN HIM TWO MINUTES
AND HE'S BITING YOUR HAND.
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415. BY THE WAY, MR. MARINOPOLOUS
WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE.
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416. HIS LIMOUSINE'S HAVING
A GEAR-BOX CHANGE,
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417. SO HE'S HAD TO BRING
HIS OTHER VEHICLE.
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418. - IS THERE ROOM
FOR ALL OF US?
- OH, ROOM TO SPARE.
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419. COME ON, ONSLOW.
COME ON.
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420. COME ON.
COME ON.
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421. YOU LIKED HIM KISSING
YOUR HAND, DID YOU?
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422. WAIT TILL MIDNIGHT, HE'LL
PROBABLY GO FOR YOUR NECK.
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423. TO MY DARLING MUSICAL
SHERIDAN COMING HOME.
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424. HE AND EMMET WILL BE DUETING
FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
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425. ANYONE FOR
A PRUNE SURPRISE?
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426. THERE ARE PLENTY MORE.
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427. NO— WHAT?
OH!
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428. DOCTOR'S ORDERS I BELIEVE,
NO, NO, TO YOU.
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429. WOULD YOU LIKE ONE
OF THE SPECIALITIES
OF THE HOUSE?
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430. I'M SO— MY SHERIDAN SAYS
THESE ARE WHAT I DO BEST.
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431. AND THEY ALWAYS GO
LIKE HOTCAKES.
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432. ANY CHANCE OF ANOTHER TOPPER
FOR YOUR DEVASTATING CREATURE?
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433. I THINK YOU'VE REACHED
YOUR LIMIT, MAJOR.
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434. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW ME
AROUND YOUR MARRIED QUARTERS?
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435. NOW, PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER, DEAR.
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436. YOU'RE WEARING
THE REGIMENTAL TIE.
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437. WELL, COME ON,
BE A SOLDIER'S GIRL!
ENLIST!
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438. OH, GET—!
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439. I'LL GO, DEAR.
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440. I'LL GO!
I'LL GO!
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441. HELLO, HYACINTH.
YOU LOOK NICE.
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442. HE CAN'T HELP IT.
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443. HIS LIMOUSINE'S HAVING
A GEARBOX CHANGE.
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444. JUST GO OUTSIDE
AND TELL HIM
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445. TO DRIVE ROUND THE BLOCK
UNTIL I GET RID OF MY GUESTS.
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446. WHAT ABOUT MY COCKTAIL?
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447. THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING. GOODBYE.
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448. THERE—
GOODBYE.
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449. GOODBYE.
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450. AREN'T THEY'RE LOVELY?
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451. YOU KNOW THERE ARE
SOME BEAUTIFUL ONES
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452. DOWN THE AVENUE,
THAT WAY ON THE LEFT.
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453. BYE, ELIZABETH!
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454. BYE, EMMET.
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455. OF COURSE,
I'VE GOT THE TIME.
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456. GOODBYE, MAJOR.
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457. SO GLAD
YOU COULD COME!
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458. IT MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE
TO MY LITTLE PARTY.
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459. OH, BY THE WAY,
HAVE YOU NOTICED
OUR NEW FLATTINGS?
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460. THE LEAD CAME
FROM A DISUSED MONASTERY
JUST OUTSIDE TOULOUSE.
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461. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED
MY PRAWN AND DAMSON DIP.
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462. I'LL LET YOU
HAVE THE RECIPE.
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463. MUCH OF THE CREDIT
MUST GO TO MY FRIEND
AND NEIGHBOR ELIZABETH.
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464. BUT OF COURSE,
SHE DID WORK UNDER
MY SUPERVISION.
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465. WHERE DOES RICHARD GET
HIS RESERVES OF PURE COURAGE?
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466. WELL, RICHARD HAS
A VERY PATIENT
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467. AND KINDLY NATURE.
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468. ALSO, I THINK HE LIVES
IN A QUIET LITTLE WORLD
OF HIS OWN.
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469. HE DESERVES
THE NOBEL PRIZE...
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470. FOR PEACE.
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471. YOU SEE THE ONE
I'M POINTING TO, THERE?
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472. - THAT ONE IN THE MIDDLE.
- I THINK IT'S CALLED
A FASIA JAPONICA.
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473. YOU SHOULD SEE MINE
IN THE CONSERVATORY.
PLUMES THIS BIG.
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474. I'M SURE IT WOULD
INTEREST YOUR GOOD LADY.
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475. WELL, IT'S THE DAMN
GREEN-FLY, YOU KNOW?
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476. I'M SURE THE MAJOR'S
ANXIOUS TO GET HOME.
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477. OH, NO RUSH,
MY DEAR.
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478. THEY'RE A VERY
CLOSE COUPLE.
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479. OF COURSE
THEY'RE CLOSE.
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480. SHE HAS HIM
ON A LEAD.
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481. WELL, AT LEAST
THEIR MARRIAGE SURVIVES.
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482. MY HUSBAND
WORKS ABROAD,
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483. YOU'RE DIVORCED.
WHO ARE WE TO CRITICIZE?
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484. ANYWAY, IT'S NONE
OF OUR BUSINESS.
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485. GOOD GRIEF,
WOMAN,
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486. THIS IS A PIECE OF PURE
SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.
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487. IF RICHARD CAN PUT UP
WITH HYACINTH,
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488. IT MEANS MAN
IS INDESTRUCTIBLE—
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489. NO LIMITS TO HIS
POWERS OF ENDURANCE.
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490. I AM SORRY
TO HURRY YOU,
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491. BUT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT
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492. LUNCHEON ENGAGEMENT.
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493. WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF LOST CONVERSIONS?
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494. OH, YOU MEAN
AN EXTRA BEDROOM, HUH?
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495. SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU
CAN HIDE AWAY, EH?
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496. HYACINTH,
WHY DOES THAT HEARSE
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497. KEEP GOING ROUND
AND ROUND?
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498. I'LL TELL YOU LATER,
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499. BUT THIS MUCH
I'LL TELL YOU NOW.
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500. THERE'S A PAIR
OF CUFF-LINKS
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501. THAT'S GOING BACK
TO THE JEWELER'S
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502. FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING.
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503. HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
ONSLOW.
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