1. IS THIS TIE ALL RIGHT?
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2. FOR WHERE WE'RE GOING
ANY TIE'S A NOVELTY.
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3. IT'S NO GOOD BEING
LIKE THAT ABOUT IT.
IT'S A FAMILY OCCASION.
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4. THE THING IS TO MAKE
THE BEST OF IT.
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5. ANYWAY, I ALWAYS THINK
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6. THERE'S SOMETHING NICE
ABOUT A CHRISTENING.
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7. THERE'S SOMETHING
EVEN NICER IF THERE'S
BEEN A WEDDING FIRST.
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8. THERE'S NO REPLY
FROM REG.
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9. YOU DON'T THINK HE'S
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE, DO YOU?
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10. CAN YOU PLEASE FORGET
MEN TODAY, ROSE?
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11. ALL DAY?
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12. OH, ALL RIGHT,
JUST FOR THE CHRISTENING.
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13. DONE. I DON'T CARE
IF HE IS WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
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14. I WONDER WHO SHE IS,
THE BITCH.
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15. - ROSE!
- SORRY, SORRY.
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16. CAN I HAVE
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17. WELL—
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18. I'M READY.
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19. IS ONSLOW UP YET?
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20. I SHOUTED HIM
AN HOUR AGO.
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21. THAT'S CUTTING
IT FINE.
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22. YOU KNOW HE NEEDS
AT LEAST TWO.
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23. ONSLOW!
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24. HAVE YOU SEEN
MY CLEAN SHIRT?
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25. DAISY, WHERE'S ONSLOW'S
CLEAN SHIRT?
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26. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER?
HE NEVER WEARS A SHIRT.
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27. HOW'S SHE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER?
YOU NEVER WEAR A SHIRT.
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28. OCCASIONS.
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29. HE DOES ON FORMAL
OCCASIONS.
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30. HAS HE TRIED
LOOKING IN THE WARDROBE?
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31. HAVE YOU TRIED LOOKING
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32. HAVING BABIES EVERY YEAR.
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33. HE HOPES YOUR LASS
ISN'T— OH!
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34. - I HOPE THE GIRL ISN'T GOING
TO MAKE A HABIT OF IT.
- STOP WORRYING.
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35. PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK
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36. YOU CAN'T JUST TELL THEM,
"HE GETS AWAY."
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37. OH, THAT'S BETTER,
DEAR.
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38. SHE'S NOT A BAD GIRL.
I'VE ALWAYS LIKED STEPHANIE.
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39. OH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS PIECE
OF JEWELRY.
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40. IT'LL HAVE TO DO,
I'M NOT WEARING MY BEST.
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41. WITH SOME OF ONSLOW'S
CRONIES ABOUT,
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42. I COULD BE MUGGED.
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43. SET YOUR MIND TO IT.
YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE
THE BEST OF THINGS.
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44. AT LEAST THEY'RE
BOTHERING TO HAVE
THE LITTLE GIRL CHRISTENED.
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45. KYLIE.
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46. WHAT SORT OF A NAME IS KYLIE
FOR A CHRISTIAN PERSON?
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47. IT SOUNDS LIKE
A FOREIGN VEGETABLE.
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48. NOW, IF ON OUR WAY
WE MEET ANYONE WE KNOW,
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49. I SEE NO HARM
IN TELLING THEM
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50. THAT WE'RE GOING
TO A CHRISTENING,
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51. BUT I SEE NO NEED TO BE
EXPLICIT ABOUT THE DETAILS.
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52. - WHO AM I GOING TO TELL?
- I'M JUST WARNING YOU,
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53. THEY NEEDN'T BE TOLD
WHERE THE CHRISTENING IS—
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54. AND THEY CERTAINLY
NEEDN'T BE TOLD
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55. THE EXACT
CIRCUMSTANCES.
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56. MY LIPS
ARE SEALED.
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57. - GOOD DAY, ELIZABETH.
- OH, GOOD MORNING, HYACINTH.
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58. OH, YOU ARE
LOOKING SMART.
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59. OH, THANK YOU.
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60. WE'RE OFF
TO A CHRISTENING.
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61. IT'S JUST A SMALL
INTIMATE AFFAIR.
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62. OH, VERY NICE.
FASHIONABLE?
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63. WELL YES,
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64. REASONABLY FASHIONABLE.
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65. - YOU WOULDN'T GO
TO ANY OTHER KIND.
- HARDLY.
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66. IS THE CAR CLEAN,
RICHARD?
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67. IT WAS WHEN I LEFT IT
TWO MINUTES AGO.
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68. WELL, ENJOY
YOUR CHRISTENING.
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69. - TRICKER THAN IT SOUNDS.
- I'M SURE IT IS.
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70. LIFE'S TRICKY ENOUGH
FOR MOST OF US
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71. RICHARD!
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72. COMING, DEAR.
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73. HOW CAN YOU
SAY THAT?
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74. DENNIS,
THAT'S CRUEL.
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75. IT'S NOT ONLY CRUEL,
IT'S OBSCENE.
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76. YOU KNOW I FINISHED
WITH REG.
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77. I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT WITH REG
SINCE I STARTED WITH YOU.
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78. OH, THAT TIME.
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79. IF YOU WILL KEEP ON BRINGING UP
THAT OCCASION, DENNIS—
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80. THAT WAS NOTHING,
IT WAS ENTIRELY INNOCENT.
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81. I BROUGHT IN REG
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82. MERELY TO HELP ME
WITH MY FOOTBALL COUPON.
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83. WHAT YOU AND REG WERE DOING
CERTAINLY WASN'T CRICKET.
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84. SHUT YOUR FACE,
ONSLOW.
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85. WHEE!
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86. OOOH!
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87. IS THERE ANY BEER?
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88. YOU'RE NOT HAVING ANY BEER
TILL AFTER THE CHRISTENING.
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89. IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE A CELEBRATION,
NOT A FAMINE.
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90. DAISY, I REALLY
NEED A BEER
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91. ON ACCOUNT THAT YOUR HYACINTH
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
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92. YOU'RE RIGHT,
WE'LL BOTH HAVE A BEER.
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93. YOU'D THINK ONSLOW WOULD'VE
MADE A LITTLE EFFORT
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94. AND TIDIED UP
FOR THE CHRISTENING.
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95. I THINK THAT WOULD'VE
QUALIFIED AS A BIG EFFORT.
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96. I'LL PARK AT THE END.
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97. IS YOUR FATHER GOING?
IS HE WELL ENOUGH?
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98. THAT'S WHAT I INTEND
TO FIND OUT.
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99. I SHOULD DO.
IT COULD BE TRICKY.
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100. THERE'S NO NEED
TO SPEAK LIKE THAT
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101. ABOUT DADDY'S
PROBLEMS.
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102. I ONLY MEANT
IT MIGHT BE SAFER
IF YOU LEFT HIM AT HOME.
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103. DADDY IS NOT
SOME KIND OF MONSTER.
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104. HE'S JUST
A TOUCH SENILE
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105. IN THE NICEST
POSSIBLE WAY.
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106. LEAVE IT.
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107. I COULD'VE SWORN
I HAD A SET OF THESE.
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108. ONLSOW'S MOM
WON THEM AT BINGO.
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109. PLEASE DON'T BOTHER
ON OUR ACCOUNT, DAISY.
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110. OH, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE
A DRINK WITH US.
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111. ONSLOW'S BOUGHT
SOME SHERRY.
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112. ONSLOW?
BOUGHT SHERRY?
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113. I HAD TO SNEAK IT OUT
UNDER MY VEST.
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114. VERY DEMEANING
TO YOUR MACHO IMAGE.
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115. I FELT LIKE A MAN
WHO'D JUST HAD A VASECTOMY.
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116. DID I SEE ONSLOW
WEARING A TIE?
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117. OF COURSE HE'S
WEARING A TIE.
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118. YOU DON'T THINK HE'S
GOING TO NOT WEAR A TIE AT HIS
GRANDDAUGHTER'S CHRISTENING?
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119. HE DIDN'T WEAR A TIE
AT HIS DAUGHTER'S
CHRISTENING.
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120. I DON'T THINK WE COULD
AFFORD ONE THEN.
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121. I'M GLAD ONSLOW'S
COME ON SO WELL, SINCE.
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122. HAVE YOU GOT
THEM GLASSES YET?
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123. - THERE'S NOT A FULL SET.
- WHICH REMINDS ME,
IS YOUR FATHER GOING?
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124. OF COURSE HE'S GOING.
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125. MRS. MIDGELY'S UPSTAIRS
GETTING HIM READY.
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126. - MRS. MIDGELY?
- OH, SHE'S USED TO HIM.
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127. SHE POPS IN TO KEEP
AN EYE ON HIM WHEN WE'RE OUT.
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128. WHERE'VE YOU BEEN, REG?
DON'T LIE TO ME,
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129. YOU'VE GOT
ANOTHER WOMAN.
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130. I TOLD YOU—
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131. WELL, I HOPE SHE'S A VERY
UNDERSTANDING PERSON.
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132. SHE'S GOING
TO HAVE TO BE
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133. WHEN SHE SEES WHERE YOU'VE
GOT MY NAME TATTOOED.
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134. IT'S TOO LATE, REG,
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135. I'M GOING WITH DENNIS.
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136. WELL, IF YOU'RE NEVER IN
AND YOU WON'T ANSWER
YOUR TELEPHONE—
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137. DENNIS MEANS
NOTHING TO ME.
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138. IT'S JUST A QUESTION
OF A LADY NEEDING
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139. AN ESCORT FOR THESE
SOCIAL FUNCTIONS.
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140. I WILL NOT GO THROUGH
A CHRISTENING
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141. WITHOUT A MALE ESCORT!
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142. NO, OF COURSE
I DON'T LOVE DENNIS.
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143. YOU KNOW I DON'T LOVE DENNIS,
HE'S A PISCES.
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144. THAT IN, YOU RUDE OLD MAN!
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145. AND THIS TIME
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146. ANY HANKY-PANKY!
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147. - IT'S ALL RIGHT,
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148. IT'S ONLY MY DAD
AND MRS. MIDGELY.
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149. I WANT THIS
TO BE A HAPPY DAY.
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150. I DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLES
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151. OR ANY QUARRELING.
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152. IT'S MY DAUGHTER'S AND MY
DAUGHTER'S DAUGHTER'S DAY,
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153. - AND I WANT IT
TO BE A NICE ONE.
- HEAR, HEAR.
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154. THANK YOU, RICHARD.
AND SO...
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155. I THINK WE OUGHT
TO BE UPSTANDING
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156. AND HAVE A LITTLE
DRINK TO START.
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157. TO OUR STEPHANIE,
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158. AND THE NEW BABY.
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159. OUR STEPHANIE.
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160. WILL YOU WAIT
A MINUTE, ONSLOW?
I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET.
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161. SORRY.
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162. NOW I KNOW SOME OF US
MIGHT HAVE PREFERRED
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163. IF OUR STEPHANIE HAD WAITED
UNTIL SHE GOT MARRIED,
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164. DONE IS DONE
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165. AND I WANT TO MAKE
THIS A HAPPY DAY.
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166. AND THIS IS THE STUFF
THAT COULD DO IT.
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167. - TO OUR STEPHANIE.
- All: OUR STEPHANIE.
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168. - Daisy: AND THE NEW BABY.
- Hyacinth: AND THE BABY.
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169. GOOD LORD!
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170. IT'S A BIT STRONG,
ISN'T IT?
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171. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO THE SHERRY, ONSLOW?
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172. IT WAS LIKE FAIRY PEE.
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173. IT NEEDED SOMETHING.
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174. WHAT TIME IS
STEPHANIE ARRIVING?
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175. SHE'S DRIVING UP.
THEY'LL GO STRAIGHT
TO THE CHURCH.
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176. THEY?
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177. SHE'S BRINGING
THE FATHER.
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178. WE TOLD HER
TO BRING THE FATHER.
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179. WELL AT LEAST THAT'S
A STEP IN THE RIGHT
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180. IT'S TIME
SOMEONE MET THE FATHER.
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181. OH, AYE, WE SAID,
"BRING THE FATHER."
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182. THAT'LL DO, DEAR.
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183. OH! NOW YOU JUST STOP THAT!
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184. DAISY, A QUIET WORD
WITH YOU, DEAR?
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185. - WHATEVER YOU SAY, REG.
- AND YOU NOW, YOU'RE FINISHED.
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186. GOODBYE.
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187. WHAT'S WRONG, HYACINTH?
I GAVE YOU THE BEST
SHERRY GLASS.
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188. NO, IT'S NOT
THE GLASS, DEAR.
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189. NOW, WE'RE ALL DADDY'S
CHILDREN HERE.
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190. - IT'S UP TO US TO DECIDE.
- DECIDE WHAT?
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191. SHOULD IT BE REG
OR SHOULD IT BE DENNIS?
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192. OH, NOW PAY ATTENTION,
WILL YOU, ROSE?
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193. WE HAVE TO DECIDE,
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194. IS DADDY GOING
TO THE CHRISTENING?
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195. OF COURSE HE'S GOING
TO THE CHRISTENING.
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196. MRS. MIDGELY'S UPSTAIRS
GETTING HIM READY.
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197. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S
A LITTLE UNWISE TO INVOLVE
THE NEIGHBORS, DAISY?
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198. OH, SHE'S VERY GOOD WITH HIM.
SHE'S MORE HIS OWN AGE.
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199. WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER THEN,
IF WE LEFT HER HERE
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200. TO LOOK AFTER HIM
UNTIL WE CAME BACK?
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201. HE'S GOING
TO THE CHRISTENING!
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202. HE WANTS TO GO
TO THE CHRISTENING!
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203. EVERYBODY WANTS TO GO
TO THE CHRISTENING.
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204. EVEN REG WANTS TO GO
TO THE CHRISTENING—
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205. Hyacinth and Daisy:
OH, NEVER MIND ABOUT REG.
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206. WHAT CONDITION
IS DAD IN?
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207. WILL IT BE
TOO MUCH FOR HIM TO GO
TO THE CHRISTENING?
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208. I DON'T SEE WHY.
ONLY HALF AN HOUR IN CHURCH,
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209. THEN ROUND TO THE PUB
FOR A FEW SANDWICHES.
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210. A PUBLIC HOUSE?
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211. WE'VE GOT
A PRIVATE ROOM.
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212. BUT IS DADDY
FIT ENOUGH?
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213. YOU CHEEKY OLD DEVIL!
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214. TO TURN YOUR BACK ON YOU.
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215. HE SOUNDS FIT ENOUGH.
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216. WE'LL GIVE ROSE A LIFT.
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217. I'M NOT TAKING DADDY.
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218. I'M NOT BEING
RESPONSIBLE FOR TAKING
DADDY TO THE CHRISTENING.
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219. HE'S BEING MOVED
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220. AFTER YOU, RICHARD.
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221. LADIES FIRST.
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222. NORMALLY I WOULD AGREE,
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223. BUT THIS TIME
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224. HYACINTH,
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225. SUPPOSE ALL THIS POWER
GOES TO MY HEAD?
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226. JUST WALK
PAST THAT CAR
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227. IN CASE THAT ANIMAL
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228. FOR SOME REASON,
THAT DOG ALWAYS BARKS
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229. I THINK THESE AFFAIRS
PUT FAR TOO MUCH STRESS
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230. ON DADDY
IN HIS PRESENT CONDITION.
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231. IT'S UNFAIR TO EXPOSE HIM
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232. MAYBE HE LIKES
A BIT OF EXCITEMENT.
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233. - WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
- I'M JUST SAYING—
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234. I WON'T HAVE YOU
SPREADING RUMORS
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235. THAT DADDY LIKES
EXCITEMENT.
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236. IS THAT MRS. MIDGELY?
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237. I EXPECT SHE'S
BEEN GOSSIPING.
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238. BLOW THE HORN,
ROSE SHOULD BE HERE
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239. SHE SAID
SHE'D BE READY.
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240. I CAN SEE IT'S GOING
TO BE ONE OF THOSE
CHAOTIC AFFAIRS.
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241. BLOW IT AGAIN,
DEAR.
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242. - LET'S GET AWAY FROM HERE
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243. BEFORE I'M SEEN BY ANYONE
WHO KNOWS ME SOCIALLY.
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244. KEEP YOUR EYES
ON THE ROAD, RICHARD.
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245. STAY IN THE CAR FOR A MOMENT,
ROSE, THE VICAR'S COMING.
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246. WELL, WE'RE ALL HERE
TO SEE THE VICAR.
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247. I'M NOT AT ALL SURE
THAT SKIRT IS SUITABLE
FOR A VICAR.
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248. AHHH.
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249. AH, MRS. BUCKET.
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250. "BOUQUET."
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251. YES, OF COURSE,
"BOUQUET."
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252. - HOW ARE YOU?
- BEARING UP—
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253. OH!
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254. - AND THIS IS?
- MY HUSBAND, RICHARD.
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255. - YES, RICHARD.
- HOW ARE YOU, VICAR?
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256. OH, HELL,
IT'S REG AND DENNIS.
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257. - SHE'S WITH ME.
- SHE'S WITH ME.
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258. STOP TUGGING
ME ABOUT.
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259. - TELL HIM YOU'RE WITH ME.
- TELL HIM YOU'RE WITH ME!
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260. WAS THAT YOUR SISTER?
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261. SO MANY NICE HATS,
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262. I DO HOPE THE ACID RAIN
HOLDS OFF.
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263. MOTHER AND BABY
NOT ARRIVED YET?
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264. NOT YET.
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265. I MET STEPHANIE ONCE,
I REMEMBER.
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266. I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO MEETING HER HUSBAND.
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267. EXCUSE ME.
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268. AREN'T WE ALL?
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269. RICHARD,
WAIT HERE A MOMENT.
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270. EXCUSE ME.
GOOD MORNING.
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271. - MORNING.
- MORNING.
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272. OH, I THINK IT MAY
HOLD OFF.
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273. - MIND YOU, THE GARDENS
COULD DO WITH IT.
- OH—
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274. I'M JUST CHECKING,
MY SISTER VIOLET
ISN'T HERE YET?
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275. YOU'LL LIKE VIOLET.
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276. I MAY HAVE MENTIONED VIOLET
AT THE BRING 'N' BUY.
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277. SHE MARRIED THE TURF ACCOUNTANT.
THEY LIVE IN THAT BIG HOUSE
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278. WITH THE SWIMMING POOL
AND SAUNA.
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279. - DO THEY, REALLY?
- I CAN'T SAY I LIKE HIM.
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280. HE HAS A TENDENCY
TO HANDLE YOU MORE
THAN NECESSARY.
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281. SOME OF HIS JOKES
ARE A LITTLE OFF-COLOR,
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282. BUT HE IS A ROTARIAN.
THAT GIVES VIOLET
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283. ALL THE ADVANTAGES
OF A NEW MERCEDES
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284. AND HER OWN CASH CARD.
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285. RICHARD KEEPS PRESSING ME
TO HAVE MY OWN CASH CARD,
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286. - DON'T YOU, DEAR?
- I DO?
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287. - YES, YOU DO.
- YES, I DO.
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288. I'M NEVER SURE HOW TO WORK
THOSE CASHPOINT THINGS.
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289. - YOU JUST—
- I'D NEVER PUT A CARD OF MINE
IN ONE OF THOSE MACHINES.
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290. YOU NEVER KNOW
WHO'S BEEN BEFORE.
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291. - EXCUSE ME.
- YOU'LL LIKE VIOLET.
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292. SHE HAS THE SORT
OF LIFESTYLE—
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293. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I MUST JUST CHECK
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294. THE TEMPERATURE OF THE WATER
IN THE FONT.
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295. I THINK WE'LL
SURVIVE THE DAY BETTER
IF WE STICK WITH VIOLET.
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296. SOMEONE HAS TO FLY
THE FLAG OF FINESSE.
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297. I'D SOONER
BE WITH YOUR DAISY.
DAISY'S CHEERFUL.
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298. SHE'S ALSO
MARRIED TO ONSLOW.
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299. AT LEAST ONSLOW'S CHEERFUL.
VIOLET'S ALWAYS MOANING.
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300. RICHARD,
THAT IS NO WAY TO SPEAK
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301. ABOUT THE OWNER
OF A NEW MERCEDES.
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302. - SHE'S SITTING WITH ME!
- SHE'S SITTING WITH ME!
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303. WE'LL ALL
SIT TOGETHER.
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304. I THINK WE'D BETTER
GO AND SEE WHO'S ARRIVING.
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305. EXCUSE ME.
JUST LET ME THROUGH, PLEASE.
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306. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, VICAR,
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307. I WONDER IF YOU'VE SPOTTED
THE ARRIVAL OF A NEW MERCEDES.
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308. - IT'LL BE MY SISTER.
- REALLY?
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309. I'VE NOT SEEN ONE, NO.
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310. MY SISTER VIOLET—
HE'S VERY BIG IN
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311. SPORT OF KINGS,
YOU KNOW.
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312. HE ONCE SAW HER MAJESTY
PICKING AT A PRAWN COCKTAIL—
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313. THROUGH BINOCULARS,
I ASSUME.
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314. IT WAS AT KEMPTON PARK,
OF COURSE, NOT ASCOT.
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315. OTHERWISE, SHE'D HAVE BEEN
ON THE SMOKED SALMON.
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316. HE BUILT HER THAT BIG HOUSE
WITH THE SWIMMING POOL
AND SAUNA.
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317. NOT THAT I THINK
ONE SHOULD GO IN
FOR A GREAT DEAL OF SHOW.
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318. I HAVE THIS BIBLICAL CONVICTION
THAT SIMPLICITY IS BEST.
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319. AH!
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320. HERE'S GRANDFATHER
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321. MADE IT, VICAR!
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322. HELLO, ONSLOW,
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323. AND DAISY.
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324. YOU'VE STILL GOT THE OLD
BONESHAKER, I SEE.
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325. AYE, AND THE CAR'S
AS BAD AS EVER.
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326. THEY'RE VERY FAMILIAR
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327. Mrs. OH!
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328. THAT'S THE LAST TIME I'M
SITTING IN A BACK SEAT
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329. HANDS ALL OVER
THE PLACE.
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330. POOR DADDY,
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331. FIGHTING FOR AIR.
HIS BREATHING'S NOT
WHAT IT USED TO BE.
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332. IT'S HEAVIER!
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334. WHAT TIME WAS STEPHANIE
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335. IN MY EXPERIENCE,
ARRANGEMENTS ALWAYS
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336. WE CAN'T START
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337. WHAT WE COULD DO
IS GO ACROSS TO THE PUB
AND WET THE BABY'S HEAD.
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338. WE'LL STAY HERE.
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339. OH! AH!
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340. I WONDERED WHERE DAD
HAD GOT TO.
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341. THERE'S BEEN A PHONE CALL.
YOUR DAUGHTER'S BROKEN DOWN.
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342. BUT ONLY A COUPLE
OF MILES FROM HERE.
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343. - I'LL FETCH HER.
- NO, IT NEEDS A RELIABLE CAR.
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344. WHOO!
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345. WHAT WAS THAT?
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346. IF YOU'LL GIVE US
THE DIRECTIONS, VICAR.
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347. I WISH MY FAMILY
WOULD LEAVE
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348. THE ORGANIZATION
OF SOCIAL FUNCTIONS TO ME.
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349. AFTER ALL,
I'VE HAD ALL THAT
EXPERIENCE
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350. WITH MY CANDLELIGHT
SUPPERS.
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351. THEY'RE DOING
THEIR BEST, HYACINTH.
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352. THEIR BEST ISN'T
GOOD ENOUGH.
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353. AT LEAST ONSLOW
WAS WEARING A TIE.
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354. AND COULDN'T STOP
FIDDLING WITH IT.
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355. AND LORD KNOWS WHAT DADDY
WAS FIDDLING WITH.
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356. AT LEAST IT'S
STOPPED RAINING.
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357. FIVE MILES.
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358. WE SHOULD HAVE
FOUND THEM BY NOW.
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359. PERHAPS THEY GOT IT STARTED
AND GONE ON THEIR WAY.
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360. WELL, THAT'S
VERY THOUGHTLESS.
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361. TYPICAL LACK
OF CONSIDERATION.
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362. LOOK AT THOSE TWO.
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363. WHEN I THINK OF WHAT
DADDY HAD TO DO
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364. IN THE WAR TO MAKE
THE WORLD SAFE.
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365. I THOUGHT HE WAS
A DRIVER.
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366. I CAN'T TELL YOU
EVERYTHING, DEAR.
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367. IT WAS VERY
HUSH-HUSH.
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368. OH.
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369. HELLO?
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370. IS THAT THE VICARAGE?
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371. OH, THANK GOODNESS.
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372. MMM?
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373. THIS IS A VERY BAD LINE
FOR ECCLESIASTICAL PURPOSES.
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374. COULD I SPEAK
TO YOUR HUSBAND?
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375. MMM.
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376. YES, I KNOW HE'S
GOT A CHRISTENING.
I'M AT THE CHRISTENING.
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377. THE SMARTER END.
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378. IT'S MY SISTER'S DAUGHTER
WHO HAS THE BABY.
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379. MMM.
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380. I'M HYACINTH "BOUQUET,"
YOU REMEMBER.
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381. WE MET ONCE
AT AN INTERCHURCH—
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382. MMM?
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE
GROANING ON THE LINE.
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383. OH THAT'S BETTER.
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384. WE MET ONCE
AT AN INTERCHURCH
BRING 'N' BUY.
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385. YES. MY WHITE ELEPHANTS
CORNERED THE MARKET.
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386. I'M RINGING
FROM A CALL BOX,
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387. NOT FROM MY OWN WHITE
SLIMLINE DIGITAL TELEPHONE,
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388. BECAUSE I'M STUCK OUT HERE
IN THE WILDS SOMEWHERE
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389. LOOKING FOR THE MOTHER
AND CHILD.
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390. THEY'VE BROKEN DOWN—
OR AT LEAST THEY HAD.
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391. WE DON'T SEEM TO BE
ABLE TO FIND THEM. MMM.
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392. I'M RINGING
TO INQUIRE
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393. IF THEY HAVE
NOW ARRIVED,
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394. AND IF NOT,
WOULD YOU PLEASE FIND SOMEONE
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395. WHO COULD SUPPLY ME
WITH A DESCRIPTION
OF THEIR VEHICLE?
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396. MMM.
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397. ALL RIGHT,
I'LL HOLD.
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398. WHAT'S WRONG?
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399. WE'VE PASSED THEM.
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400. HOW CAN WE
HAVE PASSED THEM?
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401. THOSE HIPPIES
WITH THE VAN.
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402. OH, MY.
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403. EXACTLY.
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404. - THAT'S GREAT, MAN.
- SAVED OUR LIVES, MAN.
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405. NOW JUST A MINUTE!
BEFORE YOU TAKE—
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406. YOU SAVED OUR LIVES.
WE'RE GOING TO A CHRISTENING.
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407. WE KNOW.
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408. UNCLE RICHARD.
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409. - AUNT HYACINTH.
- HOW ARE YOU, DEAR?
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410. I'M FINE,
AUNT HYACINTH.
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411. IT'S JUST THE VAN.
THE BATTERY'S FLAT.
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412. - MOVE UP THEN, CAN'T YOU?
- SHE CAN'T.
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413. RICHARD, THIS IS
OUT OF THE QUESTION.
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414. RIGHT.
LET'S START COOKING, MAN.
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415. PSST!
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416. - WHICH ONE IS THE FATHER?
- I DON'T KNOW.
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417. IT MUST BE
THAT ONE.
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418. I HOPE SO.
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419. LET ME HAVE A GO—
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420. WITH THE VAN.
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421. STOP FIDDLING
WITH YOUR TIE, ONSLOW.
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422. I FEEL LIKE THE FIRST MAN
IN OUR FAMILY TO BE HANGED.
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423. HERE'S OUR VIOLET.
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424. JOCKEY BUSINESS
LOOKS GOOD.
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425. HE GETS MOST
OF YOUR MONEY FOR A START.
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426. WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS THE FATHER?
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427. I AM.
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428. - ME.
- I AM.
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429. - I ASKED HER, SHE TOLD ME.
- WHAT NOW?
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430. THEY'RE ARGUING
WHICH ONE IS THE FATHER.
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431. WHICH ONE IS
THE FATHER?
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432. DID THEY TELL YOU
WHICH ONE'S THE FATHER?
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433. NEVER MIND.
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434. IT'S TIME
WE WERE GOING.
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435. - IT'S OUR STEPH!
- ABOUT TIME.
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436. I WILL NOT BE FILMED EMERGING
FROM A HIPPY CARAVANETTE.
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437. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR CAR?
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438. RICHARD WORE IT OUT.
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439. THAT'S HARDLY FAIR.
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440. IT'S A LOVELY BABY.
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441. WHICH ONE'S THE FATHER?
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442. LET'S GO INTO THE CHURCH,
SHALL WE?
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443. RICHARD,
DON'T DALLY.
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444. I'M HARDLY DALLYING,
HYACINTH.
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445. IF WE GO IN FIRST,
WE CAN HIDE BEHIND
THE PILLAR.
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446. IS IT THE TALL ONE?
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447. WELL, AT LEAST
IT'S STOPPED RAINING.
TELL ME, VICAR...
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