Keeping Up Appearances 1x2

Directed by Harold Snoad

Eileen Davies as The Gypsy • Jill O'Hare as Passerby • Jeremy Gittins as Michael the Vicar • Marion Barron as The Vicar's Wife

Hyacinth is determined to create the perfect impression when inviting the new Vicar for “tea and light refreshments”. However her hopes come crashing down on her when Onslow and Daisy turn up with the news Daddy has been kidnapped by a gypsy. The day gets even worse for the polish-perfecting protagonist when Rose turns up, on her way to her own funeral.

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1. HELLO, IS THAT THE WHOLESOME BAKERY?

2. KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING—

3. REALLY FRESH?

4. THERE'S NO NEED TO TAKE THAT ATTITUDE.

5. CUSTOMER INQUIRY.

6. MY NAME IS "BOUQUET,"

7. B-U-C-K-E-T.

8. NO, IT'S NOT BUCKET, IT'S "BOUQUET."

9. I WISH TO PLACE A LARGE ORDER, A VERY IMPORTANT ORDER.

10. REFRESHMENTS.

11. CAN YOU DELIVER?

12. YES, I KNOW IT'S SATURDAY,

13. AND I'M VERY HAPPY THAT YOU'RE BUSY.

14. DON'T DELIVER JUST ANYWHERE,

15. AND LIGHT REFRESHMENTS,

16. FRESH CREAM CAKES.

17. THAT IS A LARGE ORDER.

18. HELLO?

19. HELLO?

20. HOI POLLOI.

21. I WISH YOU WOULDN'T RAISE YOUR ARMS LIKE THAT, RICHARD,

22. NOT WHEN YOU'RE OVERHEATED. IT'S VERY COMMON OUT OF DOORS.

23. IT'S WARM WORK, HYACINTH.

24. TO PERSPIRE,

25. I WISH YOU'D GO INTO THE BACK GARDEN,

26. SOCIALLY.

27. I DIDN'T INVENT THE HUMAN COOLING SYSTEM.

28. WE MUSTN'T ABUSE IT, MUST WE, DEAR?

29. NEXT DOOR?

30. MAYBE THEY'RE A DIFFERENT VARIETY?

31. I DON'T LIKE OUR ROSES THOSE NEXT DOOR.

32. THEM, RICHARD?

33. OF PETALED GLORY.

34. TO THIS SIZE, HYACINTH.

35. I'M SURE IF YOU TRIED HARDER.

36. YOU'RE OUT HERE GROWING THESE HUGE ROSES,

37. YOU'RE GOSSIPING WITH PASSERS-BY.

38. FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT,

39. MY GOODNESS! IS THAT A DEAD LEAF?

40. OLD DEAD LEAVES, RICHARD?

41. I'M GONNA CORNER THE MARKET,

42. THE ENTIRE WORLD MARKET.

43. THEY'RE GOING FOR OLD DEAD LEAVES.

44. MMM?

45. GOOD MORNING, ELIZABETH!

46. GOOD MORNING, HYACINTH.

47. DO COME IN AND WE'LL FOR THIS AFTERNOON.

48. REHEARSAL?

49. SURELY YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU'RE HAVING TEA WITH THE NEW VICAR?

50. AND LIGHT REFRESHMENTS.

51. OH YES, FOR LIGHT REFRESHMENTS.

52. I'VE HAD THEM BEFORE. DO WE NEED YOUR REHEARSAL?

53. THINGS TO CHANCE.

54. IT'S THE MARK OF THE THOUGHTFUL HOSTESS.

55. OOOH!

56. RICHARD!

57. SORRY.

58. DO SIT DOWN, ELIZABETH.

59. NOT THERE, DEAR. THE WINDOW.

60. OH, DEAR.

61. TSK, TSK, TSK.

62. I'M REALLY RATHER BUSY, HYACINTH.

63. OH, THAT'S NICE, DEAR.

64. NOW, WITH REGARD TO WHAT TO WEAR,

65. AND SUMMERY FLORAL.

66. WHAT WILL YOU WEAR?

67. WELL, I'M RATHER EXPECTING YOU TO TELL ME.

68. I WOULDN'T DREAM OF INTERFERING.

69. BUT JUST REMEMBER,

70. WITH MY SUMMER FLORAL.

71. NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER,

72. IS COORDINATE.

73. I'LL PROBABLY WEAR MY TAN TWO-PIECE.

74. OH, I SEE.

75. NOT MY TAN TWO-PIECE.

76. MORE CHIC, DEAR, DON'T YOU?

77. WELL, ALL RIGHT THEN, MY GREEN PRINT DRESS.

78. ISN'T THAT A LITTLE REVEALING?

79. MMM.

80. MY ELBOWS, POSSIBLY, BUT THAT'S ABOUT ALL!

81. YES, I KNOW, DEAR.

82. TO NAKED ELBOWS?

83. I DON'T THINK MINE WILL DRIVE HIM WILD.

84. - EXCUSE ME.

85. THAT'S PROBABLY

86. RINGING TO APOLOGIZE.

87. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY TAN TWO-PIECE?

88. THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE, THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

89. OH, IT'S YOU, ROSE.

90. IT'S MY SISTER ROSE, ELIZABETH.

91. SHE'S INCLINED TO BE TALKATIVE AND EXCITABLE,

92. TO A BISCUIT, DEAR.

93. AND MIND THE CRUMBS!

94. WHAT IS IT NOW, ROSE?

95. ROSE, YOU WILL NOT COMMIT SUICIDE, I FORBID IT.

96. HAS EVER COMMITTED SUICIDE,

97. AND I'M SURE WE'RE NOT

98. ON THE DAY I'M AND LIGHT REFRESHMENTS.

99. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENTS ARE,

100. DEAD MOMMY'S WEDDING DRESS—

101. ESPECIALLY TO BE BURIED IN.

102. - I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MR. HEPPLEWHITE!

103. KEEP IT DOWN, ROSE?

104. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MR. HEPPLEWHITE—

105. NOT SINCE THE TRAGEDY.

106. WELL, IT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL MEN IN THE END,

107. HE'S GONE BACK TO HIS WIFE.

108. I HAVE TO DIE! I THREATENED HIM I WOULD.

109. IN THE 3:00?

110. RAINBOW LADY.

111. HYACINTH!

112. IN MOMMY'S WEDDING DRESS!

113. YOU'VE GOT A BLOODY CHEEK BEING BURIED IN WHITE.

114. I DON'T SEE WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE THE DRESS, ANYWAY.

115. SHE WAS MY MOTHER TOO!

116. WHEN SHE'S DETERMINED TO DIE!

117. MY LIBRARY BOOK?

118. WHERE IT USUALLY IS?

119. UNDER THE SETTEE!

120. NO, HYACINTH!

121. NOT THE WEDDING DRESS!

122. OUR DAISY'S LIBRARY BOOK!

123. WHO'S MR. HEPPLEWHITE?

124. SHE MET HIM LAST WEEK.

125. OH, HE'S LASTED NEARLY A WEEK THEN?

126. THE REAL THING THIS TIME.

127. AND WHAT DOES BORIS THINK?

128. OH, SHE DOESN'T TELL BORIS.

129. WHAT'S THE POINT IN HURTING BORIS?

130. SHE'S VERY THOUGHTFUL, YOUR ROSE.

131. SHE'S GOT A GOOD HEART.

132. A PITY SHE HASN'T GOT A HEAD TO MATCH.

133. - PSST!

134. PSST!

135. DEAR, GOOD MORNING!

136. IT'S A LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT?

137. MIND YOU, I SHAN'T SEE MUCH OF IT.

138. REFRESHMENTS?

139. SEVERAL TIMES.

140. SHE'S PLAINLY SEETHING WITH ENVY.

141. - MORNING. - RICHARD!

142. GARDENING GLOVES.

143. YOU'RE GARDENING, HYACINTH.

144. CAN'T YOU KEEP ONE PAIR FOR WAVING?

145. I'VE BEEN STANDING

146. YOUR ATTENTION.

147. - I WAS WORKING. - YOU'VE NO RIGHT

148. WHEN I'M HISSING AT YOU. I'VE GOT ROSE ON THE TELEPHONE.

149. SHE'S GOING TO—

150. NOT AGAIN.

151. - WHO IS IT THIS TIME? A MR. HEPPLEWHITE.

152. THAT'S ALL RIGHT THEN. FOR SOMEBODY CALLED HEPPLEWHITE.

153. YOUR VOICE DOWN, RICHARD?

154. I'VE GOT ELIZABETH IN THE KITCHEN.

155. I DON'T WANT FAMILY SCANDAL.

156. IN CONVERSATION.

157. I DON'T WANT

158. WHILE I'M TRYING TO CALM ROSE DOWN.

159. GARDENING SHOES, RICHARD!

160. GO ROUND THE BACK!

161. YES, OF COURSE I'M HERE, ROSE.

162. I'VE BEEN HERE ALL THE TIME, DEAR.

163. TOGETHER, ROSE.

164. TO MAKE MR. HEPPLEWHITE SO NECESSARY TO YOU?

165. RICHARD!

166. TO ELIZABETH?

167. I'M TALKING! I'M TALKING!

168. ROSE, I KNOW I ASKED THE QUESTION,

169. BUT I'M NOT STANDING HERE

170. DETAILS LIKE THAT.

171. IT'S NOT

172. FOR GREEN-FLY.

173. WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING, ANYWAY.

174. THEY ARE THERE,

175. BUT NOT IN EXCESS.

176. OH, THAT WAS ROSE.

177. SHE TURNS TO ME FOR ADVICE, ALL THE FAMILY DO.

178. "RING HYACINTH," THEY SAY. "SHE'LL KNOW."

179. IT GETS VERY WEARING.

180. THANK YOU, DEAR.

181. - ANYTHING WRONG? - WRONG? NO, NO!

182. BE ANYTHING WRONG?

183. NO, IT'S JUST SISTER TALK.

184. ON DADDY'S CONDITION.

185. - HOW IS YOUR FATHER? - OH, TRAGIC.

186. A BRILLIANT I.Q. STRUGGLING WITH SENILITY.

187. I'D LOVE TO HAVE HIM HERE EVERYWHERE.

188. NOW, RICHARD, DON'T JUST SIT THERE.

189. WASH YOUR HANDS, CHANGE YOUR SHOES,

190. THEIR DELIVERY POLICY.

191. CREAM CAKES.

192. OH, UH, WHAT ABOUT THEIR DELIVERY POLICY?

193. INEPT.

194. OUR SOCIAL STATUS.

195. BE SCATHING, RICHARD.

196. CRUSH THEM.

197. OR SOMETHING CASUAL?

198. THE WRONG IMPRESSION, DEAR.

199. IT IS SATURDAY.

200. EXACTLY! NEARLY SUNDAY.

201. ALREADY ON TOMORROW'S RELIGIOUS DUTIES.

202. IN WHICH CASE, RICHARD,

203. FOR YOU TO COME SLINKING IN, DRESSED FOR FRIVOLITY.

204. FRIVOLITY? 30 YEARS MARRIED,

205. I CAN'T REMEMBER A SINGLE FRIVOL.

206. WEAR A SUIT, DEAR.

207. AND ANSWER THAT, WILL YOU?

208. IT'S FOR YOU, IT'S ELIZABETH.

209. FROM NEXT DOOR?

210. GET SOMETHING ON.

211. YOU SHOULDN'T BE ANSWERING IN THAT CONDITION.

212. ELIZABETH!

213. YES, CERTAINLY I'LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF MY OPINION.

214. YES, I LIKE THAT. I'VE ALWAYS LIKED THAT.

215. I HAVEN'T HAD IT ALL THAT LONG.

216. IT'S VERY SUITABLE, DEAR.

217. YOU'LL BLEND BEAUTIFULLY INTO THE BACKGROUND.

218. AHH... THIS SUIT?

219. GOOD GRIEF, RICHARD, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK ME?

220. I DON'T DETERMINE WHAT PEOPLE WEAR.

221. THAT'S A YES?

222. CAN'T YOU FIND A MORE RELIGIOUS TIE?

223. YOU LOOK VERY NICE, ELIZABETH.

224. THANK YOU, RICHARD.

225. YOU TOO. VERY SMART.

226. HAVE BEEN NICE.

227. RICHARD!

228. DUTY CALLS.

229. FREQUENTLY.

230. YEAH?

231. BUY SOMETHING, SIR, FROM A GYPSY WOMAN, AND BE LUCKY.

232. YOU BE LUCKY. HOW ABOUT BUYING FROM ME?

233. I'LL BET YOUR OLD MAN'S GOT THAN I HAVE.

234. IN THE GARDEN.

235. NOT THERE, I MEAN THE CAR.

236. BUY SOMETHING FROM THE GYPSY, MISSUS, AND BE LUCKY.

237. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'VE GOT ANY CHANGE.

238. SHE HASN'T. I'M ABLE "A," I'M PSYCHIC,

239. AND "B," I'M THE ONE THAT GOES THROUGH HER POCKETS.

240. IT'S BAD LUCK NOT TO BUY SOMETHING.

241. WHAT'RE YOU SELLING ANYWAY?

242. AND LUCKY CHARMS.

243. JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.

244. HAS SHE GOT ANY LOVE POTIONS,

245. OR— OPEN RAZORS?

246. TELL YOUR FORTUNE, LADY.

247. SHE KNOWS HER FORTUNE, SHE'S BEEN MOANING ABOUT IT ALL DAY.

248. OF THE DOORWAY, ONSLOW?

249. LET THE GYPSY IN.

250. - WHERE'S SHE GOING? - I'M NOT STANDING OUT HERE

251. MY FORTUNE TOLD.

252. YOU'RE VERY FUSSY FOR SOMEONE WHO'S ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE.

253. I CAN SEE YOU'RE TROUBLED IN LOVE.

254. OH RIGHT.

255. HOW THEY DO IT.

256. IT'S BAD LUCK NOT TO BUY SOMETHING FROM A GYPSY.

257. BAD LUCK?

258. WHEN WE LIVE LIKE THIS, OF BAD LUCK?

259. NOW... I THINK WHEN THEY COME,

260. I'LL SIT YOU THERE, ELIZABETH.

261. I'LL HAVE THE VICAR HERE, NEXT TO ME, OF COURSE.

262. FOR THE VICAR'S WIFE.

263. SIT NEXT TO HER.

264. RIGHT?

265. OH! SORRY, VICAR.

266. NOW, TOPICS OF CONVERSATION.

267. WHOLESOME.

268. NOTHING CONTROVERSIAL.

269. RICHARD, I THINK I'D AT THE READY.

270. AND WHEN THEY BEGIN TO PALL,

271. WITH TALES OF SHERIDAN'S ACADEMIC PROWESS.

272. - I HOPE THAT'S NOT A CANCELLATION.

273. CALLED AWAY FOR A FUNERAL.

274. TO DIE AT THE WEEKEND.

275. THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,

276. NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE THREE OF 22 AND A PORTION OF 19 WITH CHIPS!

277. THE CHINESE TAKE-AWAY.

278. THIS IS A PRIVATE, SLIMLINE, PEARL WHITE TELEPHONE,

279. WHATSOEVER!

280. THAT WAS AT MIDDLETON.

281. - AH. - WRONG NUMBER.

282. THE CHINESE TAKEAWAY AGAIN.

283. OUR NUMBER.

284. CHANGE OUR NUMBER!

285. I'VE WRITTEN

286. THE CHINESE NUMBER.

287. I'VE TOLD THEM. I WON'T STAND HERE LISTENING

288. DOWN THE TELEPHONE.

289. - OOOH. - I THINK I HEARD A CAR.

290. OH NO.

291. YOU TELL HER.

292. ME? TELL HYACINTH?

293. ONE, SHE NEVER LISTENS TO ANYBODY;

294. AND TWO, SHE CERTAINLY NEVER LISTENS TO ME.

295. THAT MEANS I'LL HAVE TO TELL HER.

296. SHE'S YOUR SISTER.

297. SHE'LL GO MAD.

298. AN IMPROVEMENT.

299. - THEY'RE COMING IN. - OF COURSE THEY'RE COMING IN.

300. AWAY FROM THIS PROPERTY.

301. OUT OF THE AVENUE.

302. I JUST CAN'T SEND THEM AWAY.

303. BEFORE THE VICAR COMES.

304. HYACINTH, ISN'T THAT YOUR DOORBELL?

305. OH!

306. IT DOES THAT SOMETIMES.

307. IT'S PART OF A VERY EXPENSIVE TEST SYSTEM.

308. YOU HAVE TO SEE THEM, HYACINTH.

309. ON THE DOORSTEP!

310. DAISY, ONSLOW, WHAT A SURPRISE.

311. TO TOWN.

312. - LET ME WALK YOU TO THE CAR. - WE'RE NOT GOING TO TOWN.

313. SATURDAY?

314. OF COURSE, I'D LOVE YOU TO STAY,

315. BUT I'M EXPECTING AND LIGHT REFRESHMENTS.

316. - YOU SHOULD HAVE TELEPHONED. - WE TRIED TO TELEPHONE,

317. - BUT YOU WERE ENGAGED. A WRONG NUMBER.

318. I'M A CHINESE RESTAURANT.

319. TELL HER!

320. TELL ME WHAT?

321. - IT'S DAD. - DADDY?

322. WHAT'S WRONG WITH DADDY?

323. NOT A LOT, APPARENTLY.

324. BE QUIET, ONSLOW.

325. TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH DADDY.

326. HE'S MISSING.

327. MISSING? OF COURSE HE'S NOT MISSING!

328. HE'S JUST MISLAID.

329. HE'S RUN OFF WITH A GYPSY.

330. VOICE DOWN!

331. WITH A GYPSY?

332. FOR STARTERS.

333. AT THE HOUSE.

334. HER FORTUNE.

335. DAD MUST HAVE FOLLOWED HER.

336. A GOLDEN EARRING.

337. IT'S UNTHINKABLE.

338. THE POLICE? - NO!

339. NO POLICE. WE DON'T NEED ANY SCANDAL.

340. - YOU MUST GO AND FIND HIM. - WHAT'S GOING ON, HYACINTH?

341. GO WITH YOU.

342. IT'S DADDY. HE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED

343. BY GYPSIES.

344. NOW, RUSH TO DADDY'S ASSISTANCE.

345. THEY ONLY KIDNAPPED CHILDREN?

346. TO ME, RICHARD.

347. AS FAR AS DAISY'S, ANYWAY.

348. - WHAT IS IT, HYACINTH? - IT'S DADDY.

349. HE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED BY GYPSIES.

350. OH MY GOODNESS!

351. THE POLICE!

352. NO! NO POLICE.

353. WE CAN'T.

354. DAISY'S WEARING SLIPPERS, ONSLOW'S GOT BARE ARMS.

355. KIDNAP YOUR FATHER?

356. I EXPECT FOR RANSOM.

357. THEY'LL BE AFTER MY VERY

358. PERIWINKLES.

359. RUN AWAY WITH A GYPSY?

360. LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY,

361. BEFORE HE GETS MARRIED.

362. HE WAS IN BED.

363. HIS TELLY.

364. IN PURSUIT OF A GYPSY?

365. THE ROMANY LIFE?

366. HE NEVER SAID.

367. - WE'RE RUNNING DRY.

368. GOT ANY PETROL MONEY?

369. I DIDN'T BRING A PURSE.

370. DOWN TO YOU, DICKY.

371. I'VE CHANGED MY CLOTHES.

372. I'VE LEFT ALL MY MONEY AT HOME.

373. NOW...

374. TO SIT HERE, VICAR.

375. I'VE HAD MANY A RELIGIOUS INSPIRATION ON THAT SOFA.

376. OH!

377. WOULD LIKE TO SIT HERE,

378. WHERE SHE'LL BE WITHIN EASY REACH OF MY TASTY, HOMEMADE CANAPES.

379. IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU TO INVITE US, MRS. BUCKET.

380. IT'S "BOUQUET," VICAR.

381. OH, I'M SORRY.

382. IT'S OF FRENCH ORIGIN.

383. MY HUSBAND'S FAMILY

384. WERE "HUGUENICKS" OR SOMETHING.

385. NOT THAT THERE'S ANY NOW OF COURSE.

386. YOU MAY REST ASSURED, VICAR, YOU'RE QUITE SAFE,

387. FRENCH HABITS HERE.

388. ELIZABETH, IF YOU COULD

389. PERIWINKLES?

390. MUST I, HYACINTH? I'M TERRIFIED OF DROPPING ONE.

391. IT IS LOVELY CHINA, MRS. BUCKET.

392. UH— "BOUQUET!"

393. OF A FAMILY HEIRLOOM.

394. I— LOOK, I THINK IT REALLY WOULD BE BETTER, HYACINTH,

395. - IF WE ALL HELPED OURSELVES. - YES! WE CAN DO THAT.

396. YES, JOLLY GOOD IDEA.

397. MORE ORDERLY.

398. WOULD PLEASE EXCUSE ME.

399. SOMETHING'S JUST COME UP.

400. OOOH!

401. BACK HERE?

402. WHY DID YOU BRING THEM BACK HERE?

403. I WANT SOME PETROL MONEY. IT'S IN MY OTHER SUIT.

404. GET THEM OUT OF SIGHT!

405. I GET THE MONEY.

406. WHY DON'T YOU— GET IN THE CAR, ONSLOW?

407. I'M SURE IT'S GOING TO RAIN.

408. YES, THERE IT IS. I CAN FEEL IT NOW. RAIN.

409. CAN'T FEEL A THING.

410. THERE IT IS.

411. RAIN.

412. IF WE CAN'T FIND DAD,

413. WE'LL HAVE TO RING THE POLICE.

414. WITH THE POLICE.

415. HEY, THEY'RE ALL RIGHT WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

416. TO KNOW THEM!

417. ISN'T THAT OUR ROSE?

418. OH MY GOD.

419. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BLACK? - I'M IN MOURNING.

420. - WHO FOR? - FOR ME!

421. NOBODY ELSE WILL.

422. MR. HEPPLEWHITE DOESN'T CARE.

423. ROSE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

424. I'VE COME FOR MOMMY'S WEDDING DRESS!

425. - I'VE TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T HAVE— - IT WON'T FIT YOU ANYWAY.

426. IT'LL DO TO BE BURIED IN.

427. YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. THE VICAR'S IN THERE.

428. OH GREAT! HE CAN READ ME THE BURIAL SERVICE!

429. OH NO!

430. WHO'S FUNERAL IS SHE GOING TO?

431. SOMEBODY SHE'S VERY CLOSE TO.

432. YOU CAN'T JUST BURST IN. THEY'RE HAVING TEA AND LIGHT REFRESHMENTS.

433. YOU CAN'T BEGRUDGE A PERSON A VICAR WHEN THEY'RE ON THE BRINK OF THE GRAVE!

434. YOU'RE NOT ON THE BRINK, YOU'VE HARDLY SET FOOT IN THE CEMETERY.

435. I BEAR FOR MR. HEPPLEWHITE?

436. YOU'RE DROPPING PETALS ON MY LACQUERED WOODBLOCK.

437. I SHALL INCONVENIENCE YOU.

438. DON'T TRY AND STOP ME!

439. IT'S CRUEL TO ASK ME TO LIVE WITH A BROKEN HEART!

440. ROSE!

441. - HE'S VERY YOUNG! - YOU—

442. HE WAS YOUNG.

443. - YEAH, I— ROSE! - IT'S VERY WICKED OF YOU, HYACINTH.

444. ALL TO YOURSELF. - ROSE!

445. THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,

446. OH, SHERIDAN, HOW WONDERFUL TO HEAR YOUR VOICE, DEAR!

447. BETWEEN YOU AND I.

448. £50?

449. WHY DO YOU NEED £50, DEAR?

450. CURTAIN MATERIAL?

451. A FLAT? WHOSE FLAT?

452. SHERIDAN, YOU'RE NOT MOVING IN WITH SOME DESIGNING FEMALE.

453. OH, IT'S NOT A GIRL'S FLAT, IT'S A BOY'S FLAT.

454. AND YOU'RE MAKING YOUR OWN CURTAINS? HOW INVENTIVE, DEAR.

455. HIS OWN CURTAINS. I SEE.

456. DON'T WORRY.

457. - BLOODY THING.

458. YOU SHOULDN'T BE MUTTERING THINGS LIKE THAT, ONSLOW.

459. IN THE VICINITY.

460. A SAMPLE OF HIS EMBROIDERY.

461. IT'S A LIFELINE YOU CAN CONFIDE IN.

462. - ROSE. ROSE! DON'T DO CONFESSIONS.

463. WITH MINE.

464. ROSE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THE VICAR?

465. SHERIDAN, DEAR, WILL YOU HOLD JUST A MOMENT?

466. I'M SURE SHE'S NOT GOING AT HIM. TO CRY ON.

467. SHE DIDN'T LOOK AS THOUGH SHE WAS ABOUT TO CRY TO ME!

468. BUT BITE HIS NECK.

469. SHE'S VERY EMOTIONAL, DEAR.

470. A HORMONE IMBALANCE.

471. AS A HORMONE IMBALANCE!

472. IT'S VERY KIND OF THE VICAR. FROM A DESPERATE ACT!

473. WHERE'S MY HUSBAND? WHICH WAY DID HE GO? WHERE'S MY HUSBAND?

474. - REALLY, I MUST STAY. - OH, BY THE WAY!

475. DAD'S COME BACK AND LUCKY CHARMS.

476. COME ON.

477. WHERE IS HE GOING? WHERE IS SHE TAKING HIM?

478. - WHERE IS HE GOING? - HE'S PROBABLY BETTER OFF

479. TO WHAT ONSLOW'S SAYING.

480. AT ANY TIME, DEAR.

481. THERE'LL ALWAYS BE A WELCOME FOR YOU AT THE "BOUQUETS'."

482. AND LIGHT REFRESHMENTS.

483. LIGHT REFRESHMENTS.

484. IF IT WASN'T FOR SHERIDAN'S GOOD NEWS,

485. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS DAY WOULD HAVE BEEN.

486. GOOD NEWS FROM SHERIDAN?

487. HE'S MOVED IN WITH A VERY SUITABLE FRIEND.

488. THEY'RE MAKING THEIR OWN CURTAINS.

489. APPARENTLY HIS FRIEND'S VERY GOOD WITH A NEEDLE.

490. FOR EMBROIDERY.

491. SOME TEA AND LIGHT REFRESHMENTS.

492. ONSLOW...

493. BEFORE YOU COME IN,

494. JUST SHIFT THIS WRECK NEXT DOOR, WILL YOU, DEAR?

495. "PRIZES FOR EMBROIDERY"?

496. LET'S MOVE THE CAR, SHALL WE, ONSLOW?