Keeping Up Appearances 1x1

Directed by Harold Snoad

Bruce Alexander as The Doctor • Peter Cellier as Major • Paul Toothill as The Meter Man • James Ottaway as Mr. Oxley • George Webb as Daddy

Hyacinth's "Daddy" is put into an ambulance and taken to hospital, after getting injured chasing after the milk woman naked on her bike. After visiting him, Hyacinth returns home and is visited by the gas man, whose life she makes difficult.

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1. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL OUR HYACINTH.

2. OH, GOD. NOT TONIGHT.

3. TOMORROW MORNING. I COULDN'T FACE HYACINTH. NOT TONIGHT.

4. NOW, LADIES.

5. YOU'RE NEW. - ONLY AROUND HERE, LADY.

6. HAVE YOU NOTHING FOR THIS ADDRESS? - SORRY.

7. I'D BE GREATLY OBLIGED IF YOU'D MAKE QUITE SURE.

8. THERE'S USUALLY SOMETHING FOR A MRS. RICHARD BOUQUET.

9. "BOUQUET"? - B-U-C-K-E-T.

10. WHAT?

11. B-U-C-K-E-T.

12. OH, BUCKET.

13. IT'S "BOUQUET."

14. I'M SORRY LADY. THERE'S NOTHING HERE FOR "BOUQUET."

15. NOTHING? FOR THIS ADDRESS?

16. FOR NEXT DOOR?

17. I FIND THAT VERY STRANGE.

18. I CAN'T HELP THAT, LADY.

19. TELL YOU,

20. IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE I RECEIVE MORE MAIL THAN THESE NEXT DOOR.

21. MY SISTER IN TENERIFE.

22. SHE'S BACK HOME, BUT WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR THE CARD.

23. ANYTHING WRONG, HYACINTH?

24. HE'S MISLAID MY LETTERS AT THE SORTING OFFICE.

25. WITH MY FORMER POSTMAN.

26. YOU WILL REMEMBER, ELIZABETH,

27. THAT YOU'RE INVITED THIS EVENING TO MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPER?

28. IT'S ENGRAVED ON MY MIND, HYACINTH.

29. TELEPHONE, DEAR. YOU'RE WANTED ON THE PHONE.

30. I THINK IT'S URGENT.

31. I'M NOT OFFERING AN OPINION. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, URGENT.

32. PLEASE DON'T SHOUT IN THAT EXCITABLE MANNER OUTDOORS, RICHARD.

33. I DON'T LIKE YOU GETTING EXCITED OUTDOORS.

34. MORNING, MAJOR.

35. BY GOD, WOMAN.

36. SO EARLY IN THE DAY.

37. OH, MAJOR.

38. YOU'LL NOT FORGET MY LITTLE CANDLELIGHT SUPPER THIS EVENING?

39. 19:30 HOURS.

40. I'LL BE THERE, YOU MINX.

41. BREEDING.

42. THE PHONE, HYACINTH. IT THINK IT'S URGENT.

43. IT'S ABOUT YOUR FATHER.

44. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO EMULSION THIS CEILING.

45. WE'VE JUST DONE IT.

46. IT'S NOT A FIT CEILING TO BRING A MAJOR UNDER.

47. IT'S YOUR SISTER, DAISY.

48. SHE'S NOT COMING, IS SHE?

49. NOT IN THAT AWFUL COAT.

50. AND HE'S NOT BRINGING HER. NOT IN THAT RUST BUCKET OF A CAR.

51. - I THINK IT'S URGENT.

52. IT'S SO THOUGHTLESS TO LOOK AS POOR AS THEY DO.

53. DAISY, HOW ARE YOU, DEAR?

54. DADDY ILL? HOW ILL?

55. TO CANCEL MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPER?

56. AT HIS AGE ON A BICYCLE?

57. OH MY GOD.

58. HOW MUCH TO DRINK?

59. YES, HYACINTH.

60. WHAT DID SHE SAY?

61. HER PLACE. SHE'S COMING HERE.

62. THAT'S ALL WE NEED, A ROYAL VISIT.

63. I WAS HOPING SHE'D GO STRAIGHT TO THE HOSPITAL.

64. THEY WON'T LET ANYBODY IN UNTIL VISITING TIME.

65. DON'T YOU REMEMBER

66. ON ACCOUNT OF MR. CRABTREE?

67. TO MR. CRABTREE?

68. I SWORE I'D NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.

69. RUTHLESSLY TO EVERY OTHER TUESDAY.

70. STILL SEEING MR. CRABTREE?

71. OF COURSE HE DOESN'T. DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?

72. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KEEP THE PACE UP, ROSE.

73. IT'S NOT EASY.

74. THEY'RE GOING BACK TO THEIR WIVES.

75. I ENVY YOU, DAISY.

76. ME?

77. MARRIED TO A BUM LIKE YOUR ONSLOW.

78. SO YOU CAN LET YOURSELF GO COMPLETELY.

79. I WOULDN'T SAY COMPLETELY.

80. NEAR ENOUGH, COMPLETELY.

81. GET A SHIRT ON, ONSLOW. HYACINTH'S COMING.

82. HOW NICE.

83. SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

84. YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL HER.

85. I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD HAVE TO TELL HER.

86. YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL HER BECAUSE...

87. I'LL BE TOO BUSY TIDYING UP.

88. I HATE TIDYING UP.

89. I'M UNDER THE DOCTOR FOR BEING DIZZY.

90. I'M SURE IT'S TIDYING UP.

91. CLEAREST HEAD IN THE AREA.

92. YOU'RE GOING TO PARK IN THE TURNING AREA?

93. THERE'S NO ROOM IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE, IT BLOCKS THE ROAD.

94. HOWEVER, I'M GAME IF YOU ARE, IF YOU WANT TO BLOCK THE ROAD.

95. IT'S JUST THAT I WISH YOU WOULD CONSULT ME.

96. I DON'T LIKE YOU MAKING DECISIONS UNILATERALLY.

97. TO LOCK THE CAR?

98. I THINK SO. DON'T YOU?

99. WE'RE PRACTICALLY IN BEIRUT.

100. ONSLOW.

101. DICKY. HYACINTH.

102. WHY DO YOU LET HIM CALL YOU "DICKY"?

103. IF HE CALLS ME "DICKY"?

104. QUEEN MOTHER'S OUTSIDE.

105. GIVE US A HAND, ROSE.

106. I'M EXPECTING A CALL.

107. I GAVE BORIS THIS NUMBER. THE SWINE PROMISED HE'D RING.

108. LEAVE IT.

109. RICHARD! - NOW WHAT?

110. YOU SHOULDN'T BE STRETCHING YOUR LEGS LIKE THAT AT YOUR AGE.

111. IT'S NOT FITTING IN BROAD DAYLIGHT,

112. OF PRYING EYES.

113. HERE WE ARE THEN.

114. THANKS, DAISY.

115. DRINK UP.

116. TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENED.

117. DAD'S NOT BEEN- WELL LATELY.

118. WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?

119. IT'S NOT BEEN THE KIND OF "NOT WELL"

120. YOU'D WANT TO BE INFORMED ABOUT.

121. WHAT KIND HAS IT BEEN?

122. IT'S A BIT EMBARRASSING.

123. EMBARRASSING? DADDY?

124. HE'S A DIRTY OLD MAN. - SHUT UP, ONSLOW.

125. RICHARD, GO AND KEEP AN EYE ON THE CAR.

126. I THINK I'LL GO AND KEEP AN EYE ON THE CAR.

127. WHAT DOES ONSLOW MEAN?

128. HE MEANS...

129. DAD'S TAKEN TO GOING OUT AT NIGHT ON HIS OWN LATELY.

130. IN THE NAUGHTY.

131. BUT- BUT, BUT-

132. IN THE NUDE?

133. HE'S IN LOVE WITH THE MILKWOMAN.

134. DON'T BE SO RIDICULOUS.

135. YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT SO IF YOU'D

136. STARK NAKED ON HIS BIKE.

137. HE CHASED HER FOR A MILE, DOWN BY THE CANAL.

138. BUT THE MILKWOMAN DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR THE CANAL, DOES SHE?

139. SHE DID LAST NIGHT.

140. ON HER WAY TO BINGO.

141. WELL...

142. OF DAIRY PRODUCTS.

143. TO ORDER EXTRA CREAM.

144. HAVE BEEN NAKED?

145. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

146. AND KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.

147. IT'S BAD ENOUGH WITH HIS CLOTHES ON.

148. BE NAKED.

149. WHEN HE'S GOT HIS NAME DOWN

150. OLD PERSON'S BUNGALOW?

151. THIS WAY, MRS. BUCKET.

152. IT'S "BOUQUET."

153. MR. OXLEY?

154. BETTER THAN HIM.

155. DADDY.

156. I'M AFRAID HE WON'T BE AWARE OF VERY MUCH, MRS. BUCKET-

157. "BOUQUET."

158. HE'S QUITE COMFORTABLE BUT HEAVILY SEDATED.

159. OH, DADDY.

160. PERSON WHO WEARS HIS HAT IN BED?

161. I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR FATHER.

162. DOCTOR...

163. IN WHEN HE WAS ADMITTED?

164. DRUNK AS A SKUNK.

165. FROM EXCESSIVE CYCLING.

166. HE WAS WEARING, DOCTOR?

167. VERY QUICKLY.

168. VERY LITTLE, REALLY.

169. TO BE HONEST... NOTHING AT ALL.

170. SOME MISTAKE.

171. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. IT WAS QUITE A CHILLY EVENING.

172. HE'D BEEN IN THE CANAL.

173. HE WAS THAT PLASTERED, HE WOBBLED OFF INTO THE CANAL.

174. THAT EXPLAINS IT.

175. SOMEONE IN DISTRESS,

176. AND DIVED IN TO SAVE THEM. OH, BRAVE DADDY.

177. VERY COMMENDABLE.

178. HE MUST'VE REMOVED MORE THAN HIS OUTER GARMENTS, MRS. BUCKET.

179. "BOUQUET."

180. HE WAS ABSOLUTELY NAKED.

181. POLLUTION.

182. WHAT HE'D BEEN WEARING WAS OBVIOUSLY DISSOLVED BY THE POLLUTION.

183. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I MUST ATTEND TO MY OTHER PATIENTS.

184. AFTER SUCH A PLUCKY ACT?

185. HE WAS HIGHLY EXCITED, AND THEN OF COURSE THERE WAS THE INJURY.

186. FROM THE MILK BOTTLE? POOR LAMB.

187. WHERE IS THE INJURY? YOU MAY TELL ME THE WORST.

188. UH, MRS.-

189. OF HIS INJURIES.

190. VERY WELL.

191. WHERE IS THE INJURY?

192. NEVER YOU MIND.

193. HOW ARE THINGS?

194. I'M TOO DISTRESSED AT THE MOMENT, ELIZABETH.

195. OF A VERY PLUCKY ACTION...

196. FORBIDS ME TO DISCUSS.

197. OH, WELL, IS THERE

198. TO RECOVER MY COMPOSURE,

199. WITH ME AT 3:25.

200. 3:25? NOT 27?

201. OH, IT'S YOU, ELIZABETH!

202. A TINY BIT EARLY, PERHAPS, BUT DO COME IN.

203. I THOUGHT IT WAS 3:25.

204. NOT QUITE, DEAR. - MY WATCH SAYS 3:25.

205. OH, THAT WATCH, YES. I EXPECT IT WOULD.

206. TO THE KITCHEN?

207. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WON'T LET ME THROUGH YOUR BACK DOOR.

208. I THINK IT'S SO COMMON, DON'T YOU, USING BACK DOORS?

209. NO, THE PROPER WAY FOR MY GUESTS, I ALWAYS FEEL,

210. THE FRONT DOOR.

211. INTO THE KITCHEN?

212. WELL, YES.

213. UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT'S SOMEONE SPECIAL.

214. NOW I KNOW YOU'RE SAYING TO YOURSELF,

215. "HOW IS SHE BEING SO BRAVE?"

216. WELL, YES, I AM BRAVE.

217. MY FATHER WOULD WISH IT.

218. AT TIMES LIKE THESE.

219. HE'S SUCH A COMFORT TO HIS MOTHER AS WELL AS BEING TERRIBLY GIFTED.

220. DO SIT DOWN, ELIZABETH. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

221. OH, NOT THERE, DEAR. I LIKE TO FACE THE WINDOW.

222. LEMON?

223. W-

224. MY WORD,

225. DOESN'T SOMEONE LOOK SMARTER THAN SHE DID EARLIER?

226. SOMETHING NEW, DEAR?

227. NO, NO, I'VE HAD IT AGES.

228. OH, YES. I CAN SEE YOU HAVE NOW.

229. I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE THE NICER CHINA.

230. OH, THANK YOU, HYACINTH.

231. THEY'RE SOMETHING OF A FAMILY HEIRLOOM.

232. OH, GOD, DON'T GIVE ME ANYTHING SPECIAL.

233. YOU WILL BE CAREFUL, WON'T YOU, DEAR?

234. BISCUIT?

235. THANK YOU, HYACINTH.

236. ONE CHRISTMAS.

237. I COULD'VE KILLED HIM.

238. OF COURSE, ONE CAN'T MAKE A FUSS ON FESTIVE OCCASIONS,

239. END OF THE TURKEY, I CAN TELL YOU.

240. WAS WRONG WITH YOUR FATHER?

241. EMBARRASSING.

242. GERIATRIC COMPLAINTS.

243. I COULDN'T CATCH THE MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY.

244. OH.

245. AAAH!

246. NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A NUMBER 24,

247. OF 37.

248. THIS ISN'T THE CHINESE TAKE-AWAY.

249. OF FOREIGN EXTRACTION.

250. OH, HYACINTH, I'M SO SORRY.

251. WORRYING, DEAR.

252. WE'RE NOT GOING TO FALL OUT OVER A CUP AND SAUCER,

253. EVEN A VERY OLD, IRREPLACABLE CUP AND SAUCER.

254. OH, IT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME.

255. BELIEVE ME, I DO UNDERSTAND.

256. IT CAN'T BE EASY TO BE DAINTY WHEN YOU'RE ALL THUMBS.

257. THERE, I THINK

258. A LITTLE MORE TIME.

259. OH, DEAR. - WE'RE NOT GOING TO WORRY ANYMORE

260. AND A CUP THAT'S BEEN AROUND FOR AGES.

261. WHICH REMINDS ME, DID YOU SOIL YOUR DRESS, DEAR?

262. OH, NO! NO, NO.

263. NO, SURPRISING IT DIDN'T. I'M FINE.

264. THAT'S AMAZING.

265. WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER CUP OF EARL GREY? - NO! THANK YOU.

266. IN A BEAKER, PERHAPS? - NO, NOTHING. THANK YOU, NO.

267. WELL, IT'S ALL OVER NOW.

268. ALL OVER EVERYWHERE.

269. DO SIT DOWN AGAIN, ELIZABETH.

270. FROM GAIL RECENTLY?

271. YES, SHE RANG AT THE WEEKEND.

272. THAT'S NICE. I THINK A DAUGHTER ALWAYS SHOULD.

273. GAIL'S VERY GOOD THAT WAY.

274. SO'S MY SHERIDAN.

275. CALLS TO HIS MOTHER.

276. NOT THAT HE CAN'T AFFORD IT, OF COURSE.

277. GRANT AT THE POLY, YOU KNOW,

278. BY OXFORD OR CAMBRIDGE.

279. GAIL'S STUDYING HARD.

280. WELL, IT'S A STRUGGLE, ISN'T IT,

281. WHEN THEY'RE NOT ACADEMICALLY GIFTED?

282. ACADEMICALLY GIFTED.

283. IS SHE?

284. OH, WONDER WHO I CAN BE CONFUSING HER WITH?

285. PERHAPS IT'S THAT BOY SHE'S LIVING SO OPENLY

286. UNMARRIED WITH.

287. I HARDLY THINK SO.

288. WITH A FIRST-CLASS BRAIN.

289. IS HE? - YES, HE IS, HYACINTH, I CAN ASSURE YOU.

290. YOU'D NEVER KNOW TO LOOK AT HIM, WOULD YOU?

291. I HOPE THAT'S NOT DADDY GOING SEPTIC.

292. THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE, THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

293. OH, IT'S YOU, VIOLET.

294. IT'S MY SISTER, VIOLET.

295. THE TURF-ACCOUNTANT.

296. ROOM FOR A SAUNA AND A PONY.

297. YOU'VE HEARD ME SPEAK ABOUT VIOLET.

298. FREQUENTLY.

299. SLOW DOWN, VIOLET, DEAR. YOU SOUND VERY EXCITED.

300. I KNOW IT'S BEEN A SHOCK ABOUT DADDY.

301. EXCITED ABOUT?

302. VIOLET, THAT'S NOT A WORD

303. ON A TELEPHONE.

304. BRUCE?

305. WHAT ABOUT BRUCE?

306. I DON-

307. OH, D-

308. WELL, I'VE NEVER LIKED HIM

309. OF NAKED LADIES.

310. WHY SHOULDN'T HE BUY A WHIP?

311. FROM A JOCKEY.

312. WHAT DOES HE USE IT FOR?

313. VIOLET,

314. WOULD YOU RING BACK, DEAR?

315. NO, NO. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

316. I'LL STAY ON THE PHONE.

317. HOLD ON.

318. THERE'S A PERSON AT THE FRONT DOOR.

319. ELIZABETH, WOULD YOU SEE TO THAT FOR ME, DEAR?

320. RECEIVE THEM MOMENTARILY.

321. NO, DEAR, IT'S ELIZABETH FROM NEXT DOOR.

322. THAT'S RIGHT, THE ONE WHO'S ALL THUMBS.

323. OF MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPERS.

324. YOU COULDN'T SEE ANYBODY?

325. OH, YES, SHE'S FINE.

326. SHE'S JUST BROKEN ONE OF GRANDMOTHER'S CUPS.

327. IT'S A SECURITY LATCH. THERE'S A LITTLE BUTTON.

328. RICHARD HAD IT INSTALLED...

329. FROM ANYONE DESPERATE.

330. THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE.

331. AH, ELECTRIC.

332. HAVE YOU BEEN NEXT DOOR? - YES, THERE'S NOBODY IN.

333. I KNOW, I'M HERE.

334. I'VE LEFT YOU A CARD. - OH.

335. IT'S THE ELECTRIC MAN TO READ YOUR METER.

336. IS IT THE ONE WITH THE FUNNY MUSTACHE?

337. TELL HER YES.

338. HE SAYS YES.

339. TILL I'VE LOOKED AT HIS FEET.

340. VIOLET, I HAVE TO GO, DEAR.

341. I'VE GOT THE ELECTRIC.

342. OH MY GOODNESS.

343. I'M SO SORRY.

344. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT MY SISTER.

345. A RATHER ACTIVE HOLIDAY.

346. OH, THE SHOES.

347. PROCEDURE FROM LAST TIME.

348. VERY WELL.

349. AND DO COME IN.

350. THANK YOU, DEAR.

351. YOU'RE A GREAT IMPROVEMENT ON THE ONE I HAD BEFORE.

352. AGAINST MY WALLS.

353. HIS SUPERIORS.

354. MEN BRUSHING AGAINST MY WALLS.

355. ELIZABETH, CLOSE THE DOOR, DEAR. THE HEAT'S ON.

356. AH! - OH!

357. FINGERS.

358. 8321.

359. CORRECT.

360. AS IT WAS, DO YOU THINK?

361. MY HOPS? ARE SOMETIMES VERY DIFFICULT TO CLEAN.

362. THERE IS.

363. VERY FUNNY FAMILIES.

364. MAKE QUITE SURE I GET IT FIRST?

365. LEAVE IT WITH ME, LADY.

366. BECAUSE I WON'T HAVE IT IF IT'S ALREADY BEEN TO SOME OF THOSE OTHER PLACES.

367. RIGHT-O, MADAM.

368. MUCH OBLIGED.

369. IT'S ONLY ME.

370. SHOULDN'T THAT BE, "IT'S ONLY I," DEAR?

371. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE SHOUTING IT WHERE THE NEIGHBORS CAN HEAR.

372. I'M NOT SURE.

373. NEITHER AM I, SO YOU MUST BE CAREFUL.

374. HOW'S YOUR FATHER?

375. I RANG, THE WARD SISTER ANSWERED.

376. SHE SAYS HE'S SITTING UP AND BEGINNING TO TAKE AN INTEREST...

377. THAT'S GOOD. - ... IN THE PHYSIOTHERAPIST.

378. HE THINKS HE'S IN LOVE WITH THE PHYSIOTHERAPIST.

379. IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE DRUGS.

380. TO WEAR SOME AWFUL LEATHER OUTFIT.

381. OH, IS HE GOING TO TAKE HER MOTORCYCLING?

382. NO, IT'S NOT MOTORCYCLING.

383. IT'S SOMETHING HE PICKED UP IN SPAIN.

384. WHAT, BULLFIGHTING?

385. NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT EITHER.

386. ANYWAY, DEAR, ENOUGH OF MY PROBLEMS.

387. DID YOU MANAGE TO GET THE PARSLEY? - YES, IN THE KITCHEN.

388. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I BUMPED INTO. - GOOD.

389. THOSE GLASSES FOR ME, DEAR,

390. WITH BUFFING UP THE CRUET?

391. SHERIDAN.

392. TO CALL, DEAR.

393. WE HAVE, YOU AND I.

394. WHAT DOES HE WANT?

395. WANTSANYTHING.

396. HE'S JUST RINGING HIS MOTHER.

397. YOU NEED HOW MUCH, SHERIDAN?

398. FOR WHAT?

399. YOU'VE JOINED AN ORGANIZATION.

400. THAT'S NICE, DEAR, MAKING FRIENDS.

401. OF AN ORGANIZATION?

402. IS IT LIKE A CLUB, A GOLF CLUB?

403. NOT A GOLF CLUB. I SEE. JUST A GROUP OF FRIENDS.

404. WHAT, DEAR?

405. "THE SWORD OF THE PEOPLE"? DO BE CAREFUL, SHERIDAN.

406. MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT TOO SHARP.

407. ALWAYS WEAR A MASK.

408. YOU DO WEAR MASKS? OH, THAT'S VERY SENSIBLE.

409. YOU'LL PAY DADDY BACK WHEN?

410. WHEN YOU'VE ROBBED YOUR FIRST BANK? SHERIDAN!

411. LOOK, DEAR,

412. COULDN'T YOU FIND SOME NICE PHILATELIC SOCIETY TO JOIN?

413. NO, WE WILL NOT SEND A CHECK.

414. RICHARD, THAT'S SHERIDAN

415. OHH.

416. NOW LISTEN, SHERIDAN, YOU'VE UPSET YOUR FATHER.

417. OH, MAJOR, I'M SO SORRY.

418. ANOTHER CALL.

419. YES.

420. OH, YES, MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPER IS STILL ON.

421. OH, IT'S BEEN A FUNNY DAY, BUT WE HAVE TO PRESS ON.

422. FROM YOUR CONSERVATORY?

423. HOW VERY KIND.

424. YES, I'LL POP ALONG NOW.

425. THAT'S VERY CIVILIZED OF YOU, MAJOR. BYE.

426. WHAT ABOUT SHERIDAN?

427. DON'T SEND HIM ANY MONEY.

428. OH, ISN'T THIS DELIGHTFUL?

429. THIS IS SO KIND OF YOU.

430. I'VE CUT SOME PRIME BLOOMS FOR YOU.

431. OH, LOVELY.

432. OH, YOU GREW THEM ALL YOURSELF.

433. ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.

434. OH...

435. I MUST RUSH. I'VE LEFT THE OVEN ON.

436. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO ATHLETIC.

437. AAAH. OOH. - OOH!

438. WHAT'S WRONG NOW?

439. NOTHING IS WRONG.

440. AS FAR AS ANYONE IS CONCERNED, NOTHING IS WRONG.

441. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A CANDLELIGHT SUPPER.

442. IT'S GOING TO BE THE USUAL SUCCESS.

443. IN FRONT OF OUR FRIENDS.

444. IS THE MAJOR COMING?

445. YES, RICHARD,

446. WILL BE COMING.

447. AND IT'S A GOOD JOB HE IS A MAJOR.

448. IF HE WAS A SERGEANT HE WOULDN'T GET A FOOT PAST THE DOOR.