1. Caenis!Copy !req
2. You've changed.Copy !req
3. What are you doing here?Copy !req
4. But I... I...Copy !req
5. I didn't come back to the compound.Copy !req
6. You dishonor the gods and your tribe.Copy !req
7. Vero.Copy !req
8. Mom?Copy !req
9. There was a guy.Copy !req
10. There was a guy, uh...Copy !req
11. Where's, uh...Copy !req
12. Where's the guy?Copy !req
13. Oh...Copy !req
14. Wha...?Copy !req
15. What have I done?Copy !req
16. What the fuck have I done?Copy !req
17. What have you done?Copy !req
18. Chocolate or plain?Copy !req
19. Okay, there was cheese.
I already ate the cheese. I'm sorry.Copy !req
20. - Man, you got messy last night.Copy !req
21. Want to get your wife back? Yeah?Copy !req
22. Then you need
to get your strength up. Here.Copy !req
23. - Mm! Nutritious!Copy !req
24. I thought I dreamt you.Copy !req
25. All right, sit down. Sit down. Come on.Copy !req
26. I... I can...Copy !req
27. I can really...Copy !req
28. get Riddy back without dying?Copy !req
29. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
30. But... we have to move quick.Copy !req
31. Before she goes through the Frame.Copy !req
32. Can passengers
make their way to the bridge deckCopy !req
33. for an orientation video
from our Lord Hades?Copy !req
34. The one guarantee
that comes with life?Copy !req
35. It ends.Copy !req
36. As far as human beings are concerned,Copy !req
37. death is the only thing
they can be sure of.Copy !req
38. Now, some of you will be scared.Copy !req
39. Some of you will be angry.Copy !req
40. You didn't think it was your time perhaps,
but be comforted by this.Copy !req
41. Your devotion to the gods,
to me and my family, is about to pay off.Copy !req
42. So I say, fuck them.Copy !req
43. Did you hear me?Copy !req
44. I defy them.Copy !req
45. I defy the gods.Copy !req
46. The better you serve us
and the Earth you just left,Copy !req
47. the more glorious your next life will be.Copy !req
48. Your ferry is currently crossing
the River Styx.Copy !req
49. This is the body of water that takes you
from Earth to the underworld.Copy !req
50. We will be here at the port,Copy !req
51. ready to guide you towards the next stage
of your journey at the River Lethe,Copy !req
52. where our friendly divers
will help you pass easily into the waterCopy !req
53. and make your way through...Copy !req
54. The Frame.Copy !req
55. I made it.Copy !req
56. I made it for youCopy !req
57. to allow your atoms
to return joyfully to the Earth.Copy !req
58. Do not mourn life.
You are returning to it.Copy !req
59. Welcome back to the underworld.Copy !req
60. Everything's going to be okay.Copy !req
61. Okay.
Uh... hey, you still there?Copy !req
62. Hello?Copy !req
63. Hello?
- What? Uh, yes.Copy !req
64. Yes. Yes, I'm here.Copy !req
65. Am I on speaker?Copy !req
66. No.Copy !req
67. Pull!Copy !req
68. Yep...Copy !req
69. Uh, anyway, we're gonna send a message
to the monument shitters, right?Copy !req
70. - So...
Yes?Copy !req
71. Okay, uh...Copy !req
72. Is it done? You trained more divers?Copy !req
73. No.Copy !req
74. No, first of all,
we're working on the selection process.Copy !req
75. I'm sorry? What?Copy !req
76. Why would you need a selection process?Copy !req
77. - Just, uh, move people.Copy !req
78. - Right?
- Zeus.Copy !req
79. - With the greatest respect...
- I knew I was on speaker.Copy !req
80. - It's not easy to find new divers.
- What?Copy !req
81. All underworld workers who applied
to be divers and were found appropriateCopy !req
82. have been accepted and trained.Copy !req
83. We are looking at substandard quality
if we recruit more now.Copy !req
84. So?
We don't have time for this.Copy !req
85. I don't care if they apply,
if they're appropriate.Copy !req
86. It's fucking crowd control, Persephone.
It's not art.Copy !req
87. Get more divers today.Copy !req
88. Pull!Copy !req
89. It might not be art,
but it is a skill.Copy !req
90. Zeus, taking those human souls
through the FrameCopy !req
91. is a complex and delicate process.Copy !req
92. We cannot, for the preservation
of the integrity of the underworld,Copy !req
93. allow standards to—Copy !req
94. Hello?Copy !req
95. Consider it done.Copy !req
96. What...Copy !req
97. Oh.Copy !req
98. Okay.Copy !req
99. Yeah, good. Good.Copy !req
100. Um, hey, while I've got you, uh,
did either of you happen to see my watch?Copy !req
101. - I've been—Copy !req
102. And they hang up.Copy !req
103. You are working too hard.Copy !req
104. What will your next life be, do you think?
What are your hopes?Copy !req
105. Um... I, uh...Copy !req
106. I don't... I don't know.Copy !req
107. Not waste it?Copy !req
108. Why? How about you?Copy !req
109. Well, I was an Olympia sacrifice.Copy !req
110. Wow. Okay.Copy !req
111. So I imagine
something of a step-up.Copy !req
112. I wanted to be a tacita,
but, sadly, wasn't called.Copy !req
113. - I served Hera, nevertheless.Copy !req
114. I trained to remove their tongues
to honor her.Copy !req
115. And I never married, of course.Copy !req
116. Mm. That was by choice?Copy !req
117. Yes.Copy !req
118. - By choice.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
119. You're very young.Copy !req
120. How did you die?Copy !req
121. Well, I, uh, got hit by a truck
after I said I defied the gods,Copy !req
122. so probably coming back
as a dog or a stone or something.Copy !req
123. Who knows, right?Copy !req
124. I see.Copy !req
125. - Well, good luck to you.
Mm.Copy !req
126. Vero.Copy !req
127. Fuck.Copy !req
128. Fuck! We're gonna die!Copy !req
129. Look, I can't die.Copy !req
130. I'm not gonna let you die, okay?
You're fine.Copy !req
131. How do I know that?Copy !req
132. And how do I know
you're who you say you are?Copy !req
133. Dionysus, I mean.Copy !req
134. The gods have been
on Earth the whole time.Copy !req
135. You don't know unless we tell you.
We have to want you to know.Copy !req
136. You gotta trust.Copy !req
137. Gotta have faith.Copy !req
138. - Can you do that?Copy !req
139. No!Copy !req
140. No! No, no!Copy !req
141. You had a gun to your head last night.
Just relax.Copy !req
142. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
143. No!Copy !req
144. Fuck! Oh, fuck!Copy !req
145. Keep your eyes open.Copy !req
146. - Sweet!Copy !req
147. Well done. That was great.
That was really good.Copy !req
148. Hey! Hey. What, what...Copy !req
149. Hey, it's okay.
I just, uh, had to be sure.Copy !req
150. - Why are you helping me?Copy !req
151. There's nothing wrong
with being slightly lightweight, Dionysus.Copy !req
152. 'Cause I like your music.Copy !req
153. Now come back here
and tell me about your girl!Copy !req
154. All handlers required
at the dock.Copy !req
155. Please report for duty.Copy !req
156. Welcome to Asphodel.Copy !req
157. Please form an orderly queue
and make your way through the turnstiles.Copy !req
158. I only want to see five lines!Copy !req
159. And I want those lines straight.
Dogs ready?Copy !req
160. These are
working cerberus dogs.Copy !req
161. - Please do not attempt to stroke them.Copy !req
162. Let's get a move on!Copy !req
163. Step out, please.Copy !req
164. Come on.Copy !req
165. Hey, easy. Easy. Fotis.Copy !req
166. - Fotis. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
167. - Uh, step out, please.Copy !req
168. - Why?
It's okay. Stay calm.Copy !req
169. - What are they barking at?
- This way, please.Copy !req
170. Where are you taking me?
I'm still being renewed, right?Copy !req
171. - Someone will explain everything as soon—
- Can you just tell me?Copy !req
172. Where are we going?
Why can't you just tell me?Copy !req
173. It'll be okay. I promise.Copy !req
174. Come on.Copy !req
175. You know I said my plan
to bring Zeus down involves three humans?Copy !req
176. This is the second.Copy !req
177. Caeneus died ten years ago.
You saw how.Copy !req
178. Like Riddy,
he is completely unawareCopy !req
179. of his cosmic significance.Copy !req
180. Good boy. Good boy.Copy !req
181. He woke up thinking today would be
like every other in the underworld.Copy !req
182. That, as usual,
he would focus solely on the pastCopy !req
183. and ignore the present.Copy !req
184. Let's go.Copy !req
185. But that changes today.Copy !req
186. Personnel,
make yourselves ready.Copy !req
187. Caeneus, Prue, congratulations.
You've been promoted.Copy !req
188. My name is Medusa,
and you're going to be trained as divers.Copy !req
189. - I don't want to be a diver.Copy !req
190. Excuse me?
- I didn't apply. I never apply.Copy !req
191. I did. I got rejected lots of times.Copy !req
192. - I know.
Oh, this is wonderful!Copy !req
193. I'm a good handler.Copy !req
194. No, you're not.Copy !req
195. But I still don't appreciate
people stealing my staff.Copy !req
196. Persephone's orders, Charon.Copy !req
197. Look, I'm waiting for someone.Copy !req
198. - Who?
- His mother.Copy !req
199. Oh. Oh, I did wonder.Copy !req
200. - He's very private.
Everyone's waiting for someone.Copy !req
201. - I'm not.
You're here to work.Copy !req
202. - No. I don't want to go. I'm staying.Copy !req
203. Now, this is interesting.Copy !req
204. I mean, you seem to be laboringCopy !req
205. under the sweet misunderstanding
that there's an element of choice here.Copy !req
206. What about our dogs?Copy !req
207. Divers don't use dogs.Copy !req
208. Sorry.Copy !req
209. I'm more
of a cat person.Copy !req
210. - Excuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
211. Are you the Medusa? As in...Copy !req
212. - Wha... Why didn't I turn to stone?
- 'Cause you're fucking dead.Copy !req
213. Oh.Copy !req
214. Come on, today! Let's go!Copy !req
215. I'll visit. I promise.Copy !req
216. Look out for her, okay?Copy !req
217. Let's go.Copy !req
218. His name's Fotis.Copy !req
219. - It means "light."
- I don't care.Copy !req
220. Keep moving, please!Copy !req
221. Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
222. Where are we going?
Are we going to the Frame?Copy !req
223. - I thought we were going to the Frame.
- Me too.Copy !req
224. And me.Copy !req
225. - Are we not?
- It's just a bit of admin. Keep moving.Copy !req
226. If this is about
what I said at the temple I've—Copy !req
227. Move along, please!Copy !req
228. Admin?Copy !req
229. - Why is there admin in the underworld?
Move along, please!Copy !req
230. We're still being renewed, right?Copy !req
231. - Where are we?
- Exactly where you need to be!Copy !req
232. - Hey! What are you doing?
- Yeah. There's a line here!Copy !req
233. Hey! This man's competing, Patricia.Copy !req
234. - Well, I... I what?
How's he know my name?Copy !req
235. - Was that Orpheus?
- Who?Copy !req
236. Hey!Copy !req
237. Get in there.Copy !req
238. Hey. It's me, baby. I'm back.Copy !req
239. Oh yeah!Copy !req
240. Who are you?Copy !req
241. I, um...
- Hey, Poly.Copy !req
242. Um, he's with me.Copy !req
243. Table one.Copy !req
244. Welcome to The Cave.Copy !req
245. Is this a joke?Copy !req
246. I'm sorry?
- The Cave.Copy !req
247. You brought me to The Cave.Copy !req
248. Fuck you.Copy !req
249. The Cave is famous...
but not in a good way.Copy !req
250. It's a place where desperate people come
to try to gain access to the underworld.Copy !req
251. - There is an audience. It's a sport.
Cave! Cave! Cave!Copy !req
252. But it always ends
in failure.Copy !req
253. - Hey! Hey. Hey. Hey.
- Look.Copy !req
254. I don't know who or what you are, okay?
And I don't care.Copy !req
255. I didn't come here to be humiliated.Copy !req
256. Is that clear?Copy !req
257. Humiliated? How'd you figure that?Copy !req
258. It's a scam. Everybody knows it's a scam.
Nobody gets people back.Copy !req
259. Nah, but that's just not true.Copy !req
260. It's entirely possible to get people back.
No one's done it before, but you can!Copy !req
261. Okay? I know you can.Copy !req
262. Your love is greater than death.Copy !req
263. What do I have to do?Copy !req
264. It's a quiz!Copy !req
265. Baby, it's a quiz!Copy !req
266. Okay.Copy !req
267. Dionysus, you f... little shit.Copy !req
268. - Let's talk to one of the others.Copy !req
269. Uh, hello? Ares.Copy !req
270. Hey, it's Pop.Copy !req
271. I think I'm leaving a message
on your, uh, machine.Copy !req
272. How are you, kid?Copy !req
273. Uh, callin' to see if you're around,
and see if you're...Copy !req
274. I don't know, still mad at me?Copy !req
275. Uh, anyway, I... I... I need some help.Copy !req
276. Um, did you, by any chance,Copy !req
277. happen to catch that debacle in Heraklion
with the monument the other day?Copy !req
278. Did it... Did it hurt your feelings?
It sure did mine.Copy !req
279. Okay, bye.Copy !req
280. - Well, interesting.Copy !req
281. - Okay.Copy !req
282. Ring, ring, ring.Copy !req
283. Wow. Nobody fuckin' home?Copy !req
284. What is this?Copy !req
285. - Uh, hi, Athena.Copy !req
286. Hey, it's Pop-Pop.Copy !req
287. Um...Copy !req
288. Do you want to do some work?
Mm, some myth-making?Copy !req
289. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
290. - Uh, Apollo... It's, uh... It's Dad.Copy !req
291. - Um, hello, Aphrodite. It's Daddy.Copy !req
292. Artemis? Um, this is Papooza.Copy !req
293. Is anybody fuckin' there?
Are they listening to these messages?Copy !req
294. You know, the Papooza.Copy !req
295. Hermes! Pick up the phone!Copy !req
296. Fuckin' family.Copy !req
297. Zeus is
constantly disappointed by his children.Copy !req
298. Fuckers.Copy !req
299. - Here. Here! Bam!Copy !req
300. So in his infinite wisdom,
he always has a few more cooking on Earth.Copy !req
301. - Ooh. Ooh!
Yeah!Copy !req
302. The baby.Copy !req
303. You can do whatever you like.
You can't harm it.Copy !req
304. What's it gonna be? What's it gonna do?Copy !req
305. Great things.Copy !req
306. Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
307. Uh...Copy !req
308. Oh shit. I think that's my parents.Copy !req
309. - Fucking hell.Copy !req
310. Oh.Copy !req
311. - For my pregnant beauty, Spartan ribs.Copy !req
312. Trojan gin.Copy !req
313. Don't tell me
there can't be peace on Earth.Copy !req
314. Ah. Okay. Very funny.Copy !req
315. I thought you were gonna be
my dad.Copy !req
316. Who's here?Copy !req
317. - That's not funny.Copy !req
318. Zeus.Copy !req
319. - Who's—
What are you talking about?Copy !req
320. No. No.Copy !req
321. - No.Copy !req
322. Hello.Copy !req
323. Who are you?Copy !req
324. I'm his wife, little one.Copy !req
325. Now, look.Copy !req
326. Well done. I mean, pfft,
you are an extremely promising fuck.Copy !req
327. And you're very pretty.
I mean, I... I absolutely see the appeal.Copy !req
328. - But we agreed.
- Oh...Copy !req
329. No more kids.Copy !req
330. - Sorry.Copy !req
331. Help me.Copy !req
332. What the fuck is happening?Copy !req
333. Hera, is this necessary?Copy !req
334. - Uh, no, not really.Copy !req
335. Zeus, why? Why do you want a baby?Copy !req
336. Your wrinkle?Copy !req
337. - It's not a new wrinkle.Copy !req
338. Oh god!Copy !req
339. No, no, no...Copy !req
340. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you
to calm down.Copy !req
341. Please. Don't kill me, please.Copy !req
342. I'm not going to kill you. No, no.Copy !req
343. Nothing so unimaginative.Copy !req
344. Please, please—Copy !req
345. It's gonna be fun.
There's a whole gang of you.Copy !req
346. - Do it.
Um...Copy !req
347. Please, just this one.
Then no more. I promise.Copy !req
348. - Just—
No.Copy !req
349. - Hera. Hera—
- No. All of them.Copy !req
350. All of these half-breeds,
they just take up too much.Copy !req
351. It's vulgar, it's paranoid,
and it's... human.Copy !req
352. You don't need them.Copy !req
353. Now, I'm gonna make us a drink.Copy !req
354. When I get back, I want that dead.Copy !req
355. See? I told you there was a gang.Copy !req
356. Why is everybody lookin'
so fuckin' content down here?Copy !req
357. - How...Copy !req
358. - Why... You're still almost totally nude.Copy !req
359. - Here.Copy !req
360. That's better.
I want to run something by you.Copy !req
361. I was just down on Earth.Copy !req
362. Incognito mode, of course.Copy !req
363. And, um, very human person
that I saw down thereCopy !req
364. was conspicuously, uh... convivial.Copy !req
365. Not scared.Copy !req
366. And when they're not scared,
they're not worshiping me.Copy !req
367. So, why...Copy !req
368. So why would that bother you?Copy !req
369. Not worshiping,
it never used to bother you before.Copy !req
370. Prometheus.
- What?Copy !req
371. - I've never had that before.
- Ah...Copy !req
372. No, I'm... No, no, no.
I'm weakening, and they can sense it.Copy !req
373. So I think things
need to go back to the old days,Copy !req
374. where everybody down there
is always on edge.Copy !req
375. I've been so lax about it.Copy !req
376. I'm just gonna go
into a full wipeout mode.Copy !req
377. And indiscriminate.
I haven't done that for a while.Copy !req
378. I'm gonna take out,
like, you know, I think half.Copy !req
379. Half what? Half the world?Copy !req
380. I'm gonna fuckin' shock 'em.Copy !req
381. I'm gonna petrify 'em
and demoralize 'em into submission.Copy !req
382. Remember when you killed all our ants?
Remember when we were kids?Copy !req
383. One of them bit you,
and you burnt them all,Copy !req
384. and then you wept for a week.Copy !req
385. No, I don't recall weeping.Copy !req
386. Yeah, you did.Copy !req
387. And then there was the puppy. Hestia.Copy !req
388. - Your daddy ran her over with a cart.
- Come on.Copy !req
389. Now, listen. You loved her.Copy !req
390. You loved that puppy. You did.Copy !req
391. You loved her back to life,
and she stayed with you forever after.Copy !req
392. This is true.Copy !req
393. This is the old Zeus,
the one I believed in.Copy !req
394. There are many roads to worship, Zeus.
You know that. Love can do a lot.Copy !req
395. You set the scene.
You control the narrative.Copy !req
396. - You tell the stories—
Hang on.Copy !req
397. That's your answer to all this?Copy !req
398. You think
that I should be telling 'em stories?Copy !req
399. I'm just saying you don't need to destroy
everything in order to control—Copy !req
400. Look.Copy !req
401. I do what I can to protect you.Copy !req
402. I managed to set up a couple of things
before I ended up here, but I am...Copy !req
403. limited.Copy !req
404. God, I miss the Earth.Copy !req
405. More than you could possibly imagine.Copy !req
406. Come on, Riddy.Copy !req
407. Move. Go on.Copy !req
408. Welcome!Copy !req
409. Right. Vests off, please.
Nobody's going in the water today.Copy !req
410. It's not on.Copy !req
411. It... Is it...Copy !req
412. How can I turn this on? This...Copy !req
413. - Can you turn this on?Copy !req
414. Okay, so, bit of a shock
with the dogs, wasn't it?Copy !req
415. Yeah, you're probably wondering
why you're here.Copy !req
416. Why are we?Copy !req
417. Well, you've all been buried
or cremated without coins.Copy !req
418. - Uh, it means that you, uh—
- What?Copy !req
419. You can't go
through the Frame and renew.Copy !req
420. Fuck you, Geri!Copy !req
421. Who's Geri?Copy !req
422. My sister.Copy !req
423. The important thing
is not to feel shame.Copy !req
424. Just take your time
to come to terms with what's happened.Copy !req
425. You got plenty of time now.Copy !req
426. Sorry, uh, excuse me.
I... I think that there's been a mistake.Copy !req
427. No, there hasn't.Copy !req
428. Well, um, yes, there... there has.Copy !req
429. My husband was my coin bearer.Copy !req
430. So?Copy !req
431. So he would never bury me without one.Copy !req
432. He would never do that.Copy !req
433. Mm...
- I... No offense. Um...Copy !req
434. I'm trying to tell you
that there's been a mistake.Copy !req
435. There are no mistakes.Copy !req
436. Not here.Copy !req
437. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
438. So then this shit show
is just a front, is it?Copy !req
439. This doesn't look
anything like the video, so...Copy !req
440. There are no mistakes.Copy !req
441. Yes?Copy !req
442. What happens to us now?Copy !req
443. Well, there's everything.
There's a games room, a canteen, a bar.Copy !req
444. You've got a couple of basketball courts.
Uh, you get your own living quarters.Copy !req
445. Everything you need.Copy !req
446. But... what do we do?Copy !req
447. Well, you work.Copy !req
448. You'll be allocated
an appropriate sector in a few days.Copy !req
449. No way. I, um... I have to renew.Copy !req
450. Uh, I have to.
My whole childhood was given to the gods.Copy !req
451. They... they took my mom.Copy !req
452. I need to start again.
I think that they owe me a new life.Copy !req
453. The gods owe you nothing.Copy !req
454. So, we stay... like this?Copy !req
455. Mm-hmm.
- For how long?Copy !req
456. Only 200 years.Copy !req
457. Then you get your chance.Copy !req
458. Praise Hades and his generosity.Copy !req
459. Vero.Copy !req
460. - She'll be back.Copy !req
461. This is gonna be fun.Copy !req
462. Service, please.Copy !req
463. - Tell me I'm doing the right thing.
- You're doing the right thing.Copy !req
464. - Louder.
- You're doing the right thing.Copy !req
465. Louder, man! Fuckin' louder!Copy !req
466. - You're doing the right—
- Yeah!Copy !req
467. Entrance fee?Copy !req
468. Uh, I don't, uh...Copy !req
469. Shit, I don't have my wallet.Copy !req
470. My friend might...Copy !req
471. - I don't really carry cash.Copy !req
472. - Sorry.
- Uh, hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
473. My wedding ring.Copy !req
474. Would this do?Copy !req
475. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
476. That's very fucking romantic.Copy !req
477. Did you change your shirt?Copy !req
478. - Who are they?
- They're the Fates.Copy !req
479. They set the questions.
They keep the score... on several levels.Copy !req
480. Welcome, players!Copy !req
481. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
482. My name is Polyphemus, Keeper of The Cave.Copy !req
483. This afternoon, we have three contestants.Copy !req
484. All playing for the chance to cheat deathCopy !req
485. and bring back
someone from the underworld.Copy !req
486. Oh yeah!Copy !req
487. Of course, uh,
entry is just the beginning. Ah...Copy !req
488. You have a bit to do
when you get down there as well.Copy !req
489. If you get down there.Copy !req
490. Good luck to you all!Copy !req
491. What happens now?
- Focus.Copy !req
492. Are you ready?Copy !req
493. - Yes!Copy !req
494. Yes! Come on!Copy !req
495. - Yeah!Copy !req
496. Round one.Copy !req
497. Please mark every freckle,
mole, and blemish of your loved one.Copy !req
498. - Whoa!Copy !req
499. Oh fuck.Copy !req
500. Uh...Copy !req
501. Next stop, River Lethe.Copy !req
502. As you are all aware,
divers are requiredCopy !req
503. to ease the passage of newly dead
across the River Lethe.Copy !req
504. You're going to be taught
how to organize and run this process.Copy !req
505. There's many facets to it,
and it looks a lot easier than it is.Copy !req
506. Excuse me!Copy !req
507. Coming through! Excuse me.Copy !req
508. Please form an orderly queue...
- Move, please.Copy !req
509. - Thank you.
The divers are here to help.Copy !req
510. - Please treat them with respect.Copy !req
511. Aggression towards divers
will not be tolerated.Copy !req
512. Come on, people.
Keep it moving. Let's go, come on.Copy !req
513. Please form an orderly queue
and make your way through the turnstiles.Copy !req
514. The divers are here to help you.
Please treat them with respect.Copy !req
515. All right, listen up.Copy !req
516. No one can be forced into the water
or through the Frame.Copy !req
517. Free will isn't great
from an efficiency perspective,Copy !req
518. so that's where you come in.Copy !req
519. Divers are essential.Copy !req
520. You guide, you support, you listen.Copy !req
521. You get people into the water
and through the Frame, on towards Renewal.Copy !req
522. - You got that?
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
523. - Don't fuck it up.
- I won't.Copy !req
524. - Good.Copy !req
525. What happens
if we do fuck it up?Copy !req
526. You'll be working
Children's Renewal.Copy !req
527. And then there were two.Copy !req
528. Okay. Next round.Copy !req
529. - You.Copy !req
530. Tell me all about your boy.Copy !req
531. Tell us why you should be chosenCopy !req
532. to get him back from the underworld.Copy !req
533. - Um...Copy !req
534. Ah...Copy !req
535. You must not speak.Copy !req
536. What the fuck is he doing?
I don't know.Copy !req
537. Hmm.Copy !req
538. One, two...
- Three.Copy !req
539. Oh shit.Copy !req
540. No. No, no.Copy !req
541. Don't worry.Copy !req
542. - And you... will sing of your love.Copy !req
543. Also without your voice.Copy !req
544. Oh! Yes! Over there!Copy !req
545. Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah. Go, go, go.Copy !req
546. Sorry, pal.Copy !req
547. - Hey, hey!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
548. Up. Into the water,
through the Frame.Copy !req
549. Okay? Some people can't swim, right?Copy !req
550. So you just have to guide them.
That's why you're divers.Copy !req
551. I chose you specifically for that reason.Copy !req
552. And I'm very good with people.Copy !req
553. Good.Copy !req
554. No. No.Copy !req
555. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
556. People without coins
are unable to pass through the Frame.Copy !req
557. Oh, dear.Copy !req
558. The water
simply won't rise to meet them.Copy !req
559. - They're trapped.Copy !req
560. - Told you he was good.Copy !req
561. Oh! What the fuck?Copy !req
562. What the fuck?Copy !req
563. This man, friends...Copy !req
564. this man has done something wrong.Copy !req
565. Haven't you?Copy !req
566. Tell them.Copy !req
567. I haven't. I haven't.Copy !req
568. Thank you.Copy !req
569. Fuck!Copy !req
570. - Please tell them what you did, Orpheus.
- Tell the truth, Orpheus.Copy !req
571. We can't help you
if you don't tell the truth.Copy !req
572. I... I... I...Copy !req
573. Yes? Good start.Copy !req
574. - What has he got in his pocket?Copy !req
575. What has he got in his pocket?Copy !req
576. - What is this?Copy !req
577. What is this?Copy !req
578. My wife's coin.Copy !req
579. Shame on you.Copy !req
580. Because I love her!Copy !req
581. Because I needed her to stayCopy !req
582. so I could go and find her
so we could be together.Copy !req
583. Selfish prick!Copy !req
584. We were gonna have a family!
I was never gonna leave her there!Copy !req
585. Please.Copy !req
586. Please.Copy !req
587. Game over.Copy !req
588. Congratulations, table two.Copy !req
589. You may enter the underworld
and attempt to find your son.Copy !req
590. I'm bored. Let's go play some pool.Copy !req
591. Come on.Copy !req
592. Riddy...Copy !req
593. Oh, she's so upset.Copy !req
594. Caeneus.Copy !req
595. Caeneus!Copy !req
596. Caeneus!Copy !req
597. Hey.Copy !req
598. You. You put me here.Copy !req
599. No. No, I... I... I didn't. Uh...Copy !req
600. I'm, uh... I'm the same.Copy !req
601. Buried without a coin.Copy !req
602. And I've been here too, so many times,Copy !req
603. trying to get past
this point in the river.Copy !req
604. My husband took my coin.Copy !req
605. He didn't even let me die without him.
Unbelievable, right?Copy !req
606. If it makes you feel any better,
I think my mom took mine.Copy !req
607. It doesn't.Copy !req
608. I'm sorry.Copy !req
609. Two hundred years, right?
That's what they said?Copy !req
610. Yeah.Copy !req
611. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
612. It gets better. I promise.Copy !req
613. Little does Riddy know,
she is exactly where she needs to beCopy !req
614. and has met exactly who she needs to meet.Copy !req
615. I'm sorry.Copy !req
616. No.Copy !req
617. It was an act of love.Copy !req
618. What can we do... to... to get him in?
There's gotta be something.Copy !req
619. Well, perhaps, for you, Dionysus,Copy !req
620. we could take two into the underworld.Copy !req
621. - Nothing's impossible. But it will cost.Copy !req
622. Of course. Anything.Copy !req
623. No, not you. Him.Copy !req
624. Ticktock. Ticktock. Ticktock.
Ticktock. Ticktock.Copy !req
625. Oh. Oh! Uh...Copy !req
626. Oh no, that's, uh... Yeah.Copy !req
627. - Maybe... maybe not.
What?Copy !req
628. No, it's just... It's not mine. It's, uh...Copy !req
629. It's not special.
It's just a... It's just a watch.Copy !req
630. Then what's the problem?Copy !req
631. - Okay.Copy !req
632. Now what? Where am I?Copy !req
633. I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
634. I've got a two-phase plan.Copy !req
635. Drink your Meander water.Copy !req
636. - No, thanks.
- No...Copy !req
637. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
"No"? "No, than"--Copy !req
638. - Every time there's something.
- Okay.Copy !req
639. "No, thanks." Come on.
I got you that fun, gold, bendy straw.Copy !req
640. - Nice.
- It matches your Grecian key.Copy !req
641. Dri... Drink.Copy !req
642. There you go. There you go. Okay.Copy !req
643. Phase one, natural disasters.Copy !req
644. Ooh. That's gonna get the folks down there
real respectful, real quick.Copy !req
645. Phase two. Now, this is
a tip of the hat to you, old bean.Copy !req
646. Uh, stories. Thank you.
Stories are the best.Copy !req
647. I tell 'em stories to get 'em
to hate each other, Trojan-War style.Copy !req
648. Oh, yeah. I wheedle my wayCopy !req
649. into their tender
and bouncy little hearts,Copy !req
650. turn them inky black.Copy !req
651. If woven correctly,Copy !req
652. uh, pretty soon, one asshole is tempted
to steal another asshole's wife.Copy !req
653. Then, by and by, somebody burns up his kid
and hopes for a favorable wind.Copy !req
654. Then it's just a hop and a jump
to a ten-year conflict,Copy !req
655. which they think they want.Copy !req
656. - And what have I done?
- Nothing.Copy !req
657. You know, it needs to be like that
all over the world, all the time.Copy !req
658. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
659. - Where's your watch?
- Huh?Copy !req
660. Oh, um... I... I don't know. I can't find it.Copy !req
661. Ah. Okay.Copy !req
662. No, no, no. "Okay"? Wait a minute.Copy !req
663. What do you mean?
You mean something. You're thinking.Copy !req
664. No, I don't. Nothing.Copy !req
665. - I'm sorry. Come on. The phases.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
666. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
667. - What?
- Um...Copy !req
668. Yeah, right.Copy !req
669. What?Copy !req
670. - Right.
- What?Copy !req
671. Hercules said that
that watch was actually lucky.Copy !req
672. Hey. It saw him through his 12 labors.Copy !req
673. It should see me through my two phases.Copy !req
674. - First, I find the watch.
- Okay.Copy !req
675. And then I launch into that plan.Copy !req
676. - Good idea.
Okay.Copy !req
677. That's my price.Copy !req
678. Look, I... I have to get her back,
I have to make things right.Copy !req
679. Please. Please. I'll be the first
to bring someone out of the underworld.Copy !req
680. I will. I swear I will.Copy !req
681. My love is greater than death.Copy !req
682. I'll prove it.Copy !req
683. Yeah, okay. Yeah.Copy !req
684. Yeah. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Uh, it's, um... Yep.Copy !req
685. - Take it. Take it.
Thank you.Copy !req
686. Thank you.Copy !req
687. According to myth, no one
has ever made it back from the underworld.Copy !req
688. - Come on. Follow me.Copy !req
689. But, as Zeus, of all people should know,
never trust a myth.Copy !req