1. The god of thunder
will steal my belly button!Copy !req
2. You're that afraid of thunder?Copy !req
3. After all, it suddenly goes crack
and then boom!Copy !req
4. I hate loud noises!Copy !req
5. Then why not cover your ears?Copy !req
6. If I cover my ears, then my hands
aren't free to protect my belly button!Copy !req
7. I'd think that'd be obvious! I'd think
that'd be obvious! I'd think that'd be obvious!Copy !req
8. What does "obvious" mean again?Copy !req
9. Obvious.Copy !req
10. I'm protecting my belly button,
so please cover my ears, Miss Kaguya.Copy !req
11. S-Sure.Copy !req
12. The trains are stopped
because of the typhoon!Copy !req
13. That's a pain. You'd better call home.Copy !req
14. We don't have a car,
so there's nothing they can do about it.Copy !req
15. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
16. That's right.
I can just give him a lift home.Copy !req
17. SHIROGANE'S HOUSECopy !req
18. President, if you like...Copy !req
19. Huh? That'd make it a driving date!Copy !req
20. Going for a drive!
That is definitely a kind of date.Copy !req
21. Sitting shoulder to shoulder
in an enclosed space,Copy !req
22. listening to pleasant music on the radioCopy !req
23. and chatting while cruising
through town in the rain.Copy !req
24. And at red lights...Copy !req
25. I wish this light
would never change to green.Copy !req
26. is the kind of thing they would think.Copy !req
27. Strictly speaking, the presence of Kaguya's
driver would mean the two weren't alone,Copy !req
28. but basically, to her, it would be
a prime example of a driving date.Copy !req
29. Thus...Copy !req
30. Ow! That hurts!Copy !req
31. It's like I'm asking him out on a date!Copy !req
32. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
33. What's wrong, Shinomiya?Copy !req
34. Nothing.Copy !req
35. It's nothing.Copy !req
36. If the president brought it up,
that's one thing,Copy !req
37. but I can't afford to make the offer.Copy !req
38. And yet,Copy !req
39. abandoning him to his own devices
when he has no way to get home would be...Copy !req
40. That's it! There's no problem
if he just says, "Give me a ride."Copy !req
41. My taxi is almost here.Copy !req
42. Oh, really?Copy !req
43. What should I do?Copy !req
44. Huh?Copy !req
45. The president doesn't have a ride home?Copy !req
46. L-Looks like it.Copy !req
47. Then why don't we share the—Copy !req
48. I just saw a flash of lightning.Copy !req
49. I'll cover your ears tight
so you don't hear the thunder.Copy !req
50. Thank you.Copy !req
51. I'll cover your eyes, too, while I'm at it.Copy !req
52. Why?Copy !req
53. Now, I'll escort you to your taxi like this.Copy !req
54. Wait!Copy !req
55. Miss Kaguya!Copy !req
56. I'm scared! I'm scared!Copy !req
57. But it's kind of fun!Copy !req
58. What kind of game is that?Copy !req
59. With the element of chaos out of the way,
no one's left to interfere.Copy !req
60. But how can I get him to say,
"Give me a ride"?Copy !req
61. Crap, I have to work today.Copy !req
62. At this rate, I'll miss my shift.Copy !req
63. Indeed.Copy !req
64. Taking off work because of a typhoonCopy !req
65. would disqualify one
as a member of society.Copy !req
66. Paying a taxi fare to get there
even though it'd cost more than daily wages,Copy !req
67. or someone giving them a ride...Copy !req
68. To a member of society,
the choice would be clear, you know?Copy !req
69. That was effective.Copy !req
70. I'm going to the restroom
and will think along the way!Copy !req
71. Go right ahead.Copy !req
72. It's hard to imagine the president
taking a taxi, cheapskate that he is.Copy !req
73. So, naturally,
he'll come groveling to me.Copy !req
74. IT'D PROBABLY BE AROUND 5,000 YEN...Copy !req
75. I have this victory in the bag.Copy !req
76. 5,000 yen.Copy !req
77. I make 1,000 an hour,
so that's five hours of work.Copy !req
78. But I'd hate to miss it.Copy !req
79. Huh? The trains
are running again!Copy !req
80. Why now, of all times?Copy !req
81. Pour it on a little harder, typhoon!Copy !req
82. This leaves me no choice.Copy !req
83. Number one of the Seven
Anti-Shirogane Tools!Copy !req
84. A dead battery!Copy !req
85. Anticipating a variety of situations,Copy !req
86. Kaguya has prepared a number of items
to take down Shirogane.Copy !req
87. This dead rechargeable battery
is one of them!Copy !req
88. I have about a minute before the president
returns from the restroom. During that time,Copy !req
89. I'll switch out his phone battery!Copy !req
90. There isn't much time.Copy !req
91. Level of difficulty is very hard.Copy !req
92. But I have confidence in myself!Copy !req
93. What's the matter, Shinomiya?Copy !req
94. N-Nothing. I was just doing
a little light exercise.Copy !req
95. My battery's dead?Copy !req
96. Hey, Shinomiya, can I borrow—Copy !req
97. L-Looks like my ride's here, too,
so I'd better get going!Copy !req
98. R-Right.Copy !req
99. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
100. Now I just need to wait here.Copy !req
101. Shinomiya, you're getting a ride home?Copy !req
102. Please! Give me a ride!Copy !req
103. Well, I can hardly refuse
if you're reduced to begging me.Copy !req
104. Poor President, I'll give you a lift home.Copy !req
105. You're a goddess!Copy !req
106. Um, Lady Kaguya, it's a cute scheme,Copy !req
107. but if it works,
how am I supposed to get home?Copy !req
108. On foot.Copy !req
109. Are you a demon?Copy !req
110. If you don't take better care of me,Copy !req
111. karma will take a bite
out of your ass one day.Copy !req
112. Oh, you and your karma...Copy !req
113. See?Copy !req
114. I was kidding.Copy !req
115. I already called a taxi
for you, Hayasaka.Copy !req
116. Jeez!Copy !req
117. Well,Copy !req
118. I figured this would happen, too.Copy !req
119. Then, you should've stopped me before.Copy !req
120. I'll take off school today, too.Copy !req
121. I'll go make you some porridge.Copy !req
122. No, stay by my side, Hayasaka.Copy !req
123. I wish you were always this adorable.Copy !req
124. Apparently, Shinomiya has a cold.Copy !req
125. This will continue
in the Heart-pounding Visit chapter.Copy !req
126. Very nice. I love how you can do
so many things with it!Copy !req
127. Apparently, Shinomiya has a cold.Copy !req
128. So, somebody's supposed to deliver
handouts to her house.Copy !req
129. Me! I'll go!Copy !req
130. Fujiwara?Copy !req
131. I've visited her at home
when she was sick once before,Copy !req
132. and it's hilarious how much of a baby
Miss Kaguya becomes when she has a cold!Copy !req
133. A baby?Copy !req
134. President, dry my back.Copy !req
135. She's so cute!Copy !req
136. It's the one time you can snatch her up
in a bear hug and she won't get angry!Copy !req
137. President, I need a hug.Copy !req
138. It wouldn't be fair if one person
got to monopolize her on her sickbed.Copy !req
139. So let's all go together!Copy !req
140. All?Copy !req
141. Yes!Copy !req
142. Wouldn't a crowd barging in on a sick person
show lack of common sense?Copy !req
143. I think one person would be plenty.Copy !req
144. I don't wanna go because I'm scared.Copy !req
145. Good point.Copy !req
146. Then, who'll go?Copy !req
147. Let's play Concentration to decide!Copy !req
148. Concentration!Copy !req
149. Needless to say,
a game that needs no introduction.Copy !req
150. We won't use the jokers.Copy !req
151. And if anyone's caught cheating,
they get minus five points.Copy !req
152. We'll see who's first
with rock-paper-scissors.Copy !req
153. All right, we'll start with the president!Copy !req
154. Then, let's begin!Copy !req
155. Hold your horses, Fujiwara!Copy !req
156. Wh-Wh-What is it, President?Copy !req
157. There are a number of points
I'm not clear about.Copy !req
158. First, the fact that you challenged us
to a memory game.Copy !req
159. I don't quite get that.Copy !req
160. Normally, I'd think you'd choose
a game you were actually good at.Copy !req
161. And you breezed through this rule,Copy !req
162. but minus five points for cheating?Copy !req
163. Not instant disqualification?Copy !req
164. That made me wary.Copy !req
165. I may not have noticed
if you'd kept your mouth shut,Copy !req
166. but these designs
kinda look like numbers.Copy !req
167. This is a marked deck!Copy !req
168. It really is!Copy !req
169. Fujiwara-senpai, that's low! Underhanded!Copy !req
170. And getting caught
by the gambit you relied on!Copy !req
171. That's the most embarrassing thing!Copy !req
172. I'm embarrassed for you!
I'm going home!Copy !req
173. Shame, shame, shame, shame,
shame, shame, shame, shame...Copy !req
174. That's enough, Ishigami.Copy !req
175. We accepted her rule about cheating
which this surely would've fallen under.Copy !req
176. We only touched the deck, so we're fine.Copy !req
177. That's right! It's only cheating
if you get caught! Nyah!Copy !req
178. No, you certainly got caught.Copy !req
179. Getting back on track...Copy !req
180. In the first half of the game,Copy !req
181. these flawed, but talented students
remembered the position of each card.Copy !req
182. As the game proceeded,
they earned points, making no mistakes.Copy !req
183. Shirogane, 10 points.
Fujiwara, 8 points. Ishigami, 10 points.Copy !req
184. There were 24 cards left.Copy !req
185. Now I'm tied with you, Ishigami.Copy !req
186. President, wipe my front, too.Copy !req
187. You guys have really good memories.Copy !req
188. I'm gonna raise the bar a bit!Copy !req
189. What?Copy !req
190. Mixing them up!Copy !req
191. An extremely annoying strategy to destroy
their memories of the cards' positions.Copy !req
192. Crap! I can't remember which is which!Copy !req
193. After moving the cards around,
Fujiwara smoothly won several points,Copy !req
194. even making up
for the penalty for cheating!Copy !req
195. Let's enjoy the rest of the game, you guys!Copy !req
196. Uh-oh. I'm in last place!Copy !req
197. 10
18 (-5)
12Copy !req
198. CARDS REMAINING: 12Copy !req
199. At this rate, I won't be able to see
Shinomiya acting like a baby!Copy !req
200. President, pet my head.Copy !req
201. What should I bring her?Copy !req
202. She almost never gets sick,
so this is a rare opportunity!Copy !req
203. Well, I'm not surprised she got a cold
after being drenched like that.Copy !req
204. Shinomiya got drenched?
She got a ride home, didn't she?Copy !req
205. Beats me. I just know
what I happened to see.Copy !req
206. She was in front of the school gate
waiting for someone, I suppose.Copy !req
207. Maybe...Copy !req
208. she was waiting for me?Copy !req
209. There's no definite proof.Copy !req
210. If it was me...Copy !req
211. Then, never mind
Shinomiya acting like a baby.Copy !req
212. I'm an idiot for thinking
about nothing but silly things!Copy !req
213. I'm the one who needs
to visit her at home!Copy !req
214. Use your head for something
other than fantasizing about nonsense!Copy !req
215. 13.Copy !req
216. 13! Damn it! The matching card
appeared a minute ago!Copy !req
217. Is she gonna get this one, too?Copy !req
218. Nope.Copy !req
219. Was it just a mistake?Copy !req
220. No, wait.Copy !req
221. I see.Copy !req
222. It's your turn, President!Copy !req
223. I got it!Copy !req
224. 10Copy !req
225. 12Copy !req
226. I got it!Copy !req
227. 12Copy !req
228. 14Copy !req
229. 14Copy !req
230. I got it!Copy !req
231. 16Copy !req
232. 18Copy !req
233. I win.Copy !req
234. Shirogane took first place.Copy !req
235. That was some comeback.Copy !req
236. Well, if you know the trick, it's a cinch.Copy !req
237. Trick?Copy !req
238. The unusual thing about these cards
is that the patterns aren't symmetrical,Copy !req
239. so you can use them like this.Copy !req
240. I see!Copy !req
241. The hands on a clock!Copy !req
242. That's right.
By placing the cards at an angle,Copy !req
243. you can reveal their face values
from 1 to 12.Copy !req
244. So, Fujiwara wanted to place
the 13 cards far awayCopy !req
245. since they didn't figure into her plan.Copy !req
246. Moving the cards around
was also done to hide her trick.Copy !req
247. Fujiwara-senpai...Copy !req
248. That's low!Copy !req
249. Underhanded! Playing dirty!
You haven't learned your lesson at all!Copy !req
250. You're shameless!
How did you get to be so shameless?Copy !req
251. The most shameful thing is how he won
by finding your method and using it himself!Copy !req
252. For shame!
Again, shame on you, Fujiwara-senpai!Copy !req
253. Don't look at me!Copy !req
254. A-After all... After all...Copy !req
255. I just wanted to visit her at home!Copy !req
256. I wanna die, so I'm going home.Copy !req
257. Is that right?Copy !req
258. But please don't die on us!Copy !req
259. Even though it worked on my sisters...Copy !req
260. Can you believe her brass?Copy !req
261. This just goes to show
how shallow analog gamers are!Copy !req
262. It's like she dug herself into a hole!Copy !req
263. This happens when you do something
that doesn't suit you.Copy !req
264. Shinomiya wouldn't have gotten
tripped up like that.Copy !req
265. Shinomiya would have...Copy !req
266. Crap! Now I'm nervous!Copy !req
267. What should I bring her?Copy !req
268. I wanna eat canned peaches, Hayasaka.Copy !req
269. Yes, yes.Copy !req
270. The Heart-pounding Visit
continues to Part Two.Copy !req
271. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A RICH PERSON?Copy !req
272. This is the famous Shinomiya Villa!Copy !req
273. I saw it online before,
but up close, it's amazing!Copy !req
274. Maybe I should've done more
than bring drinks and jello.Copy !req
275. I have been appointed to the role
of Lady Kaguya's caretaker.Copy !req
276. My name is Smithee A. Herthaka.Copy !req
277. Pleased to make your acquaintance.Copy !req
278. A maid!Copy !req
279. I assume you have come
to visit Lady Kaguya.Copy !req
280. ABOUT KAGUYA SHINOMIYA,
PART 1Copy !req
281. Yes, exactly!Copy !req
282. Then, I'll show you to her room.Copy !req
283. Um, actually...Copy !req
284. I'm only here
to deliver handouts to Shinomiya!Copy !req
285. I was thinking you could
give it to her, Miss Herthaka!Copy !req
286. Don't chicken out after coming this far.Copy !req
287. Right this way.Copy !req
288. Yes, but...Copy !req
289. Honestly, I think it would be best
if you gave it to Lady Kaguya directly.Copy !req
290. But...Copy !req
291. Lady Kaguya...Copy !req
292. you have a visitor.Copy !req
293. Hey! What are you doing, Lady Kaguya?Copy !req
294. Messy!Copy !req
295. But I can't find them.Copy !req
296. What are you looking for?Copy !req
297. Fireworks.Copy !req
298. Fireworks?Copy !req
299. You'll do them with me,
won't you, Hayasaka?Copy !req
300. I certainly will not.Copy !req
301. Summer is around the corner.
I can understand why you'd jump the gun.Copy !req
302. Your priority is to recover from this cold.Copy !req
303. Meanie! I wanna do fireworks!Copy !req
304. That aside, you have a visitor.Copy !req
305. A visitor?Copy !req
306. President!Copy !req
307. What are you doing here, President?Copy !req
308. Well, um...Copy !req
309. Are you living here from now on?
I didn't hear about that!Copy !req
310. No! I'm not moving in!Copy !req
311. Miss Herthaka, what's wrong with her?Copy !req
312. According to Sigmund Freud,Copy !req
313. human actions are determined
by one's desire, the id,Copy !req
314. IDCopy !req
315. and one's reason, the ego.Copy !req
316. EGOCopy !req
317. Human instincts produce
the desires of the idCopy !req
318. while it's the duty of the ego to act
as a brake that suppresses those desires.Copy !req
319. However, if the ability to think,Copy !req
320. which is the source of the ego,
is lost for some reason,Copy !req
321. the person becomes a beast
that acts according to the id.Copy !req
322. In other words,
the person becomes a simpleton.Copy !req
323. A simpleton?Copy !req
324. And for people whose brains
are normally in full gear,Copy !req
325. the effect is markedly pronounced.Copy !req
326. At a glance, it looks like she's awake,Copy !req
327. but she's actually in the middle
of a fever dream.Copy !req
328. Once she's on her feet,Copy !req
329. she'll have no memory at all
of the time she was sick.Copy !req
330. It's as if she were drunk.Copy !req
331. This is getting strange again.Copy !req
332. Well, I need to get back to work,Copy !req
333. so please keep Lady Kaguya company.Copy !req
334. Understood.Copy !req
335. Listen, I can assure you no one will enter
this room during the next three hours,Copy !req
336. but you mustn't do anything inappropriate.Copy !req
337. I-I won't.Copy !req
338. On top of that,
this room is soundproofed,Copy !req
339. and Lady Kaguya will have
no recollection of your visit.Copy !req
340. So no matter what you do,
no one will be the wiser,Copy !req
341. but absolutely...Copy !req
342. do not do anything inappropriate.Copy !req
343. I said I wouldn't!Copy !req
344. Shinomiya, I bought you
a variety of drinks.Copy !req
345. Want one?Copy !req
346. Fireworks?Copy !req
347. No, they're not fireworks.Copy !req
348. It's useless.Copy !req
349. Shinomiya isn't even in a state
to have a conversation.Copy !req
350. If I'm honest with myself, my filthy mind
was hoping I could help her drink it,Copy !req
351. but she's much weaker
than I anticipated.Copy !req
352. If I take advantage of this,Copy !req
353. I might be able to get Shinomiya's
true feelings and weaknesses out of her.Copy !req
354. However...Copy !req
355. Shinomiya, is it my fault
you caught this cold?Copy !req
356. You intended to give me a ride
yesterday, didn't you?Copy !req
357. And you were waiting
at the school gate, which is when...Copy !req
358. I don't know.Copy !req
359. I kinda feel like that's right,
and I kinda feel like that's wrong.Copy !req
360. Well, which is it?Copy !req
361. President, are you mad?Copy !req
362. I'm sorry.Copy !req
363. No, you didn't say anything
to make me mad.Copy !req
364. No.Copy !req
365. I'm always doing things
that make trouble for you.Copy !req
366. I never know what to do.Copy !req
367. For so many things,Copy !req
368. it's the first time for me,
so I don't know.Copy !req
369. So,Copy !req
370. all I can do is behave the way I know how.Copy !req
371. I don't know any other ways.Copy !req
372. This is the only way I can do it.Copy !req
373. So, for today...Copy !req
374. let's sleep together.Copy !req
375. No, Shinomiya!Copy !req
376. Are you shy?Copy !req
377. How cute.Copy !req
378. Wait a second!Copy !req
379. Shinomiya will forget this, too,
and no one will come into the room?Copy !req
380. This situation
is just too convenient!Copy !req
381. And I'm not confident
that I can control myself!Copy !req
382. What the hell...Copy !req
383. has happened to me?Copy !req
384. ID AND EGOCopy !req
385. What time is it?Copy !req
386. Feels like I've just come out of hibernation.Copy !req
387. President?Copy !req
388. What were you doing in my bed?Copy !req
389. I-I just came over to visit you!Copy !req
390. What kinda man takes the opportunity
to crawl into bed? Unbelievable!Copy !req
391. You invited me!Copy !req
392. In your dreams! How could you
do it when I was sleeping!Copy !req
393. You're scum!
Get out of here right now!Copy !req
394. Oh, dear. I thought
something like this might happen.Copy !req
395. But it looks like you're well rested anyway.Copy !req
396. H-Hayasaka,Copy !req
397. how far did I go with the president?Copy !req
398. I couldn't say.Copy !req
399. Even after...Copy !req
400. Even after I totally held back!
I held back for all I was worth!Copy !req
401. The Heart-pounding Visit: The End.Copy !req
402. Well, I guess nothing happened.Copy !req