1. The treasurer of the four-member
student council at Shuchiin Academy...Copy !req
2. Yu Ishigami.Copy !req
3. The man who is indispensable
to the student council,Copy !req
4. yet hasn't made
much of an impression on them.Copy !req
5. The man Shirogane,
the president of the student council,Copy !req
6. chose to be the treasurer
based on expectations of his prowess.Copy !req
7. Here's this month's financial report.Copy !req
8. Great.Copy !req
9. He has been biding his time...Copy !req
10. What is it?Copy !req
11. I want to quit the student council.Copy !req
12. waiting for the chance
to resign from the student council!Copy !req
13. I see. Quit the student council...Copy !req
14. You've got to be kidding me!
Without you, we'll go bankrupt!Copy !req
15. I'm begging you here!Copy !req
16. Yu Ishigami.Copy !req
17. He's a data processing expert.Copy !req
18. At Shuchiin Academy,
only the president is elected.Copy !req
19. The other members are appointed
based on their abilities.Copy !req
20. Yu Ishigami is a talented person
who was scouted by the student council...Copy !req
21. despite the fact that he had barely begun
his first year there.Copy !req
22. Normally he takes his work homeCopy !req
23. and only shows up
in the student council room for meetings,Copy !req
24. but he is a full-fledged council member.Copy !req
25. Undeniably, Yu Ishigami is the treasurer
of Shuchiin Academy's student council.Copy !req
26. And now he is trying to quit his post.Copy !req
27. But I've got an important reason.Copy !req
28. That reason is...Copy !req
29. What reason?Copy !req
30. I think I'm going to be murdered.Copy !req
31. Murdered?Copy !req
32. I think Shinomiya-senpai
is going to kill me.Copy !req
33. Shino...Copy !req
34. O-On what basis do you think that?Copy !req
35. Her eyes.Copy !req
36. Eyes?Copy !req
37. People's eyes are organs
that are connected directly to the brain.Copy !req
38. Normally half of the brain
is used to process the sense of sight.Copy !req
39. The movement of eyes can show
what someone is cautious about or hungry for.Copy !req
40. Those organs clearly reveal
the brain's activity.Copy !req
41. FOOD > CATCopy !req
42. DOG > FOODCopy !req
43. I can tell five or six percent of a person's
true character just by looking into their eyes.Copy !req
44. That's not much!Copy !req
45. I can probably do the same!Copy !req
46. The way Shinomiya-senpai
looks at me sometimes...Copy !req
47. I'm positive that the intent to kill
is in that glance.Copy !req
48. What exactly happened?Copy !req
49. It was a month ago.Copy !req
50. But a lot of people think
that's the best way to kill time.Copy !req
51. What is this?Copy !req
52. I don't really go to coffee shops.Copy !req
53. They're too expensive for my blood.Copy !req
54. You have a point.Copy !req
55. If there was a coupon or something,
it would be different.Copy !req
56. PAT PATCopy !req
57. Yeah.Copy !req
58. If it were cheaper,
I wouldn't mind going once in a while.Copy !req
59. Not a word to anyone about those tickets.Copy !req
60. What happened?Copy !req
61. She threatened me, so I can't tell you.Copy !req
62. Threatened?Copy !req
63. I have a feeling
she's killed two or three people already.Copy !req
64. What happened?Copy !req
65. And then last week, too...Copy !req
66. Shinomiya-senpai,
are you in love with the president?Copy !req
67. In love with the president?Copy !req
68. Don't talk nonsense!
That would never happen!Copy !req
69. You don't see him as a love interest?Copy !req
70. N-No!Copy !req
71. Of course not.Copy !req
72. Really?Copy !req
73. In fact, rumors like that are a nuisance!Copy !req
74. Is that right?Copy !req
75. I thought they'd make a good couple.Copy !req
76. Then I'll give the president a hint
that you have no romantic interest.Copy !req
77. You'll tell him no such thing!Copy !req
78. You hear me?Copy !req
79. I think she has the skills
of a trained assassin.Copy !req
80. A trained assassin?Copy !req
81. Using the corner of a couch
to strangle me... That's a pro!Copy !req
82. What do you think Shinomiya is?Copy !req
83. My guess is she's a natural-born serial killer.Copy !req
84. I can see it in her eyes.Copy !req
85. You put too much faith
in that five or six percent!Copy !req
86. Fujiwara-senpai's
in even more danger than me.Copy !req
87. Sometimes Shinomiya-senpai stares
at her as if she's less than human.Copy !req
88. I estimate she's got
another two months left.Copy !req
89. You calculated her life expectancy?Copy !req
90. Ridiculous!Copy !req
91. No, that type
is the most dangerous predator.Copy !req
92. President...Copy !req
93. Is Ishigami here?Copy !req
94. I was at a meeting.Copy !req
95. Don't make it worse for yourself!Copy !req
96. It was about the budget
for the drama club.Copy !req
97. Turn yourself in, Shinomiya!Copy !req
98. Please!Copy !req
99. Listen when someone's talking to you!Copy !req
100. I told you I was helping
the drama club, remember?Copy !req
101. Today was the costume fitting.Copy !req
102. O-Oh.Copy !req
103. Still, you didn't need
to bring that prop in here.Copy !req
104. Um, I just wanted
to tease you a little with it.Copy !req
105. Sorry.Copy !req
106. Cute.Copy !req
107. Shirogane-senpai, this is a trap.Copy !req
108. She's playing it cute
so you'll let your guard down.Copy !req
109. D-Don't scare me like that!Copy !req
110. That's just a costume!
Shinomiya hasn't killed anyone!Copy !req
111. President!Copy !req
112. Help.Copy !req
113. Miss Kaguya killed me!Copy !req
114. Then it's true!Copy !req
115. What's true?
She's just wearing special makeup!Copy !req
116. Oh, right!Copy !req
117. No, President. This is a trap, too.Copy !req
118. I suspect she really is dead,Copy !req
119. but Shinomiya-senpai performed
some mad-science surgery on her.Copy !req
120. Ishigami...Copy !req
121. You always let imagination
get the better of you.Copy !req
122. Shinomiya would never murder a soul.Copy !req
123. Try to have more faith in your colleagues.Copy !req
124. Okay?Copy !req
125. Faith in my colleagues...Copy !req
126. Anyway, that's impressive.Copy !req
127. I know, right?Copy !req
128. How is that attached?Copy !req
129. It's like this. See?Copy !req
130. Sorry I asked.Copy !req
131. Faith in my colleagues...Copy !req
132. Ishigami...Copy !req
133. About our secret...Copy !req
134. I appreciate that you've kept it to yourself.Copy !req
135. Being tight-lipped is a virtue, right?Copy !req
136. If you had blabbed...Copy !req
137. Faith!Copy !req
138. this wouldn't be a toy.Copy !req
139. Also, don't put the president in a bind.Copy !req
140. Please don't say
anything more about resigning.Copy !req
141. Do you want to try
stabbing me, President?Copy !req
142. Then was she...Copy !req
143. Can I? I wanted to try it once.Copy !req
144. listening the whole time?Copy !req
145. Results of today's match...Copy !req
146. Ishigami loses.Copy !req
147. There's an animal cage in front of you.Copy !req
148. How many cats are in the cage?Copy !req
149. What kind of abstract question is that?Copy !req
150. It's a psychological test!Copy !req
151. It's from a book
I borrowed from the library.Copy !req
152. Just by answering this question,Copy !req
153. I'll be able to understand
the depths of your mind, President.Copy !req
154. That's silly.Copy !req
155. As if you could understand the workings
of the mind with a question like that.Copy !req
156. Come on, just humor me.Copy !req
157. How many cats?Copy !req
158. I guess about nine cats.Copy !req
159. That tells me
how many children you want!Copy !req
160. That's exactly right!Copy !req
161. Nine kids? That's like a baseball team!Copy !req
162. Nine kids? That many?Copy !req
163. Psychology tests.Copy !req
164. Abstract questions that draw out
what someone really thinks.Copy !req
165. Most of them have amusing game elements
that employ the Barnum effect,Copy !req
166. but some of them are practical
and based on actual psychology.Copy !req
167. The person who thinks of these tests
only as an amusing trifleCopy !req
168. and lets their guard down
may be in for a bitter experience.Copy !req
169. I've got another really interesting one!Copy !req
170. Let's do it together!Copy !req
171. Oh, us, too?Copy !req
172. Yes!Copy !req
173. Are you ready?Copy !req
174. "You're walking down a dark path.Copy !req
175. Suddenly, someone taps you
on the shoulder from behind.Copy !req
176. Who is that person?"Copy !req
177. Give me a hint.Copy !req
178. This isn't a quiz,
so it doesn't work that way.Copy !req
179. Oh.Copy !req
180. A dark path...Copy !req
181. What could this be getting at?Copy !req
182. There it is!
The second question on page 47!Copy !req
183. That answer...Copy !req
184. THAT'S THE PERSON YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH!Copy !req
185. indicates whom you're in love with!Copy !req
186. If you say the name
of someone of the opposite sexCopy !req
187. it's like a confession of love!Copy !req
188. As is often the case,
Kaguya had prepared for this situation.Copy !req
189. CHIKA FUJIWARA'S BRAINCopy !req
190. Kaguya has known Chika Fujiwara
since middle schoolCopy !req
191. and is especially familiar
with her behavioral patterns.Copy !req
192. CHIKA'S BRAINCopy !req
193. LOVE, PLAYING, EATING, PESUCopy !req
194. Ever since Kaguya noticed
the book was on the library's list of purchases,Copy !req
195. she predicted a high likelihood of Fujiwara
bringing it to the student council room.Copy !req
196. Kaguya read the book in advance!Copy !req
197. "Question. You bring a squirrel home.Copy !req
198. She's able to avoid any dangerous answers.Copy !req
199. What do you do with it then?"Copy !req
200. Let's see. I would make
delicious food for it every day...Copy !req
201. and give it a massage
before it went to sleep.Copy !req
202. The answer is...Copy !req
203. "After you get married,
what will you do for your spouse?"Copy !req
204. In other words,Copy !req
205. by being able to negotiate this minefield
called a "psychological test,"Copy !req
206. she holds a huge advantage.Copy !req
207. Let me think.
It would be you, Miss Fujiwara.Copy !req
208. M-Me?Copy !req
209. A dark path...Copy !req
210. Why are you running away, Ishigami?Copy !req
211. My answer is Shinomiya-senpai.Copy !req
212. Me?Copy !req
213. That's how Ishigami feels?Copy !req
214. He's a nice boy, and I don't dislike him...Copy !req
215. but I'm sorry.
Ishigami is on the level of a worm to me.Copy !req
216. Ishigami is rejected.Copy !req
217. Now the president is the real issue.Copy !req
218. I hate dark, scary places.Copy !req
219. President, let's go home together.Copy !req
220. Well, I—Copy !req
221. Grin!Copy !req
222. Wait! Why is Fujiwara
grinning at me like that?Copy !req
223. She called it "really interesting."Copy !req
224. A question
that love-obsessed girl pounced on...Copy !req
225. This one is definitely not a harmless test!Copy !req
226. If the answer is
"The person you're in love with..."Copy !req
227. Oh, President...Copy !req
228. So, you're subconsciously
in love with me?Copy !req
229. How cute.Copy !req
230. It would be like a confession of love!Copy !req
231. The best answer would be someone they'd be
satisfied with, but nobody in this room!Copy !req
232. Then...Copy !req
233. I guess my little sister.Copy !req
234. "The person who taps you on the shoulder
indicates the person you're in love with."Copy !req
235. In short, the president
has a sister complex.Copy !req
236. That's the most boring answer.Copy !req
237. That's right. I have a sister complex.Copy !req
238. I'm in love with Shinomiya-senpai?Copy !req
239. No, I think this emotion is terror!Copy !req
240. President, I think I have
Stockholm syndrome, so I'm going home.Copy !req
241. A-All right. Get well soon.Copy !req
242. It could also be
the suspension bridge effect.Copy !req
243. I'll go to a hospital on the way home.Copy !req
244. I wanna try answering one myself,
so I'll look on the net.Copy !req
245. Shoot! Miss Fujiwara is looking
for a question outside of the book!Copy !req
246. This one's cute!Copy !req
247. "You're in a field of flowers.Copy !req
248. The owner said you can take home
as many flowers as you like.Copy !req
249. How many will you take home?"Copy !req
250. A question she doesn't know the answer to!Copy !req
251. Flowers, huh?Copy !req
252. I'd carefully pick only the prettiest ones.Copy !req
253. So just a couple.Copy !req
254. I-I suppose I'd take enough
to make a lovely bouquet.Copy !req
255. I see.Copy !req
256. What should I do?
I answered honestly without thinking!Copy !req
257. How many for you, President?Copy !req
258. Well, unlike that last one,
I don't have to say a name,Copy !req
259. so I can answer it normally.Copy !req
260. I can take as many as I like
for free, right?Copy !req
261. Then there's only one possible answer.Copy !req
262. I'd take as many
as I could cram into a truck!Copy !req
263. Maybe even a truck wouldn't be enough.Copy !req
264. That's a poor person's mentality.Copy !req
265. What would you do
with all of those flowers?Copy !req
266. Well, I could give some away
and sell some, right?Copy !req
267. Um, the answer is...Copy !req
268. HOW MUCH LOVE YOU HAVE FOR A SPECIAL SOMEONE!Copy !req
269. What was the answer?Copy !req
270. Nothing. Um, "How much
you love flowers" or something.Copy !req
271. Yes, that's what it was.Copy !req
272. Even though I love flowers?Copy !req
273. Silly.Copy !req
274. I don't agree with that one!Copy !req
275. Neither do I.Copy !req
276. But that's what the answer was.
We just have to accept it.Copy !req
277. Results of today's match...Copy !req
278. Shirogane loses.Copy !req
279. I guess you're right.Copy !req
280. UM, IF YOU GET A HCG INJECTION,
THERE'S A 20% HIGHER CHANCE
OF GIVING BIRTH TO TWINS...Copy !req
281. AH... HUH...Copy !req
282. Wanna get a smoothie on the way home?Copy !req
283. Okay!Copy !req
284. - I'm gonna get celery!
- What kind should I get?Copy !req
285. I'm totally sorry.Copy !req
286. I'm working again today.
I have to go straight there.Copy !req
287. Again?Copy !req
288. You work too much.Copy !req
289. Next time, definitely!Copy !req
290. Yeah, okay!Copy !req
291. It's time to go home, Lady Kaguya.Copy !req
292. Hayasaka, I told you not to come
to the student council room.Copy !req
293. I've confirmed that the president
and the other members have already left.Copy !req
294. Rest assured.Copy !req
295. Carelessness like that can be fatal.Copy !req
296. Recently, you've become lax, haven't you?Copy !req
297. Between your appearance,
those nails,Copy !req
298. HERCopy !req
299. and your skirt length,
you're likely violating school rules.Copy !req
300. It's all within the bounds
of school regulations.Copy !req
301. Although you could say
I'm bending the rules a bit.Copy !req
302. A bit.Copy !req
303. For us, beauty is power.Copy !req
304. High society is not for people
without adornment.Copy !req
305. You don't want opportunities stolen by women
with only good looks going for them.Copy !req
306. I would say you're too stuffy about it,
Lady Kaguya.Copy !req
307. Lately, lightly polished nails
are even in style here.Copy !req
308. If you want men to think you're cute,
you should take an interest.Copy !req
309. Really? Then will the president...Copy !req
310. I mean, will boys think I'm cute?Copy !req
311. After all this time, I'm surprised
you haven't given yourself away.Copy !req
312. But, yes, of course.Copy !req
313. Hayasaka realized that nails had little to do
with popularity amongst the opposite sex.Copy !req
314. Boys will...Copy !req
315. Come on. Let's go home and paint your nails.Copy !req
316. But she gave only vague answers
in her desire to give Kaguya some glam.Copy !req
317. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
318. It's okay.Copy !req
319. What's okay? Hey!Copy !req
320. Gel nails which don't infringe
on the school dress code.Copy !req
321. The modesty of rhinestone only
on each ring finger was part of the appeal.Copy !req
322. I wonder what the president will think.Copy !req
323. Will he think it's cute?Copy !req
324. Or maybe he'll think it's frivolous.Copy !req
325. What's the nail polish about?Copy !req
326. I know.Copy !req
327. I don't want it in that case.Copy !req
328. I'll just go home today, and...Copy !req
329. What are you doing, Shinomiya?Copy !req
330. Aren't you going in?Copy !req
331. Well, I was on my way in!Copy !req
332. Miss Kaguya!Copy !req
333. About this part...Copy !req
334. Yes, what is it?Copy !req
335. Are you hiding something behind you?Copy !req
336. No, nothing.Copy !req
337. The only times she's quick on the uptake
are situations like this!Copy !req
338. If someone's going to notice,
I want it to be the president.Copy !req
339. Certainly not her!Copy !req
340. I have to get closer.Copy !req
341. Here, President.
The minutes from our last meeting.Copy !req
342. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
343. Stare.Copy !req
344. And there's an error here.Copy !req
345. You're right.Copy !req
346. Indeed.Copy !req
347. Good eye!Copy !req
348. He didn't notice!Copy !req
349. Shinomiya is being fashionable!Copy !req
350. Jeez, why?Copy !req
351. Is it because you're not interested in me?Copy !req
352. What caused the change?Copy !req
353. She's always avoided ornamentation,
saying, "Does a swan dress up?"Copy !req
354. What should I do?
Should I mention it?Copy !req
355. You have nice childbearing hips.Copy !req
356. Wouldn't that actually
be sexual harassment if I did?Copy !req
357. Like the other day...Copy !req
358. Kei, isn't that skirt too short?Copy !req
359. I'm not wearing this for you.
That's sexual harassment. Drop dead.Copy !req
360. I was just worried about her
as a big brother!Copy !req
361. If there's a reaction from a person
other than the person you want,Copy !req
362. it's sexual harassment.Copy !req
363. But since I did notice,
I should say something, right?Copy !req
364. I'm sure she won't be any crueler to me
than my little sister was!Copy !req
365. Fujiwara-senpai...Copy !req
366. You changed your conditioner, didn't you?Copy !req
367. You can tell?Copy !req
368. Yeah, well...Copy !req
369. the smell is different than usual.Copy !req
370. I mean, it is stuffy in here today,Copy !req
371. but it's cute that the smell
is stronger than usual.Copy !req
372. It kind of smells like a baby.Copy !req
373. Ishigami...Copy !req
374. That's creepy!Copy !req
375. Let me die.Copy !req
376. I want to die, so I'm going home.Copy !req
377. S-Sure. But don't die.Copy !req
378. It smelled good,Copy !req
379. so I meant to give her a compliment.Copy !req
380. Do I smell? Am I stinky?Copy !req
381. That's tough!Copy !req
382. The day Shinomiya calls me creepy,
I'm likely to choose death myself!Copy !req
383. I'd better not bring up her nails!Copy !req
384. It's just too risky!Copy !req
385. I can't risk having her call me "creepy"!Copy !req
386. Wait. Is that just an excuse?Copy !req
387. This is my issue.Copy !req
388. Complimenting Shinomiya's nails...Copy !req
389. I'm just genuinely bashful.Copy !req
390. In the end, he didn't notice my nails.Copy !req
391. But it's probably better that way.Copy !req
392. It's meaningless for me
to be fashion-conscious.Copy !req
393. It doesn't make me cute.Copy !req
394. Shinomiya!Copy !req
395. Those nails!Copy !req
396. C-C-C-C-Cu...Copy !req
397. Never mind! Nothing!Copy !req
398. What?Copy !req
399. Finish what you were going to say!Copy !req
400. The president is cute
when he's all flustered, isn't he?Copy !req
401. Jeez! Jeez!Copy !req
402. You, too, Kaguya.Copy !req
403. I-I wonder what he was about to say!Copy !req
404. What do you think, Hayasaka?Copy !req
405. "Hayasaka," I said!Copy !req
406. He said, "Those nails!"Copy !req
407. Results of today's match...Copy !req
408. Come on, Hayasaka!Copy !req
409. Kaguya wins.Copy !req