1. The treasurer of the four-member
student council at Shuchiin Academy...Copy !req
2. Yu Ishigami.Copy !req
3. The man who is indispensable
to the student council,Copy !req
4. yet hasn't made
much of an impression on them.Copy !req
5. The man Shirogane,
the president of the student council,Copy !req
6. chose to be the treasurer
based on expectations of his prowess.Copy !req
7. Here's this month's financial report.Copy !req
8. Great.Copy !req
9. He has been biding his time...Copy !req
10. What is it?Copy !req
11. I want to quit the student council.Copy !req
12. waiting for the chance
to resign from the student council!Copy !req
13. I see. Quit the student council...Copy !req
14. YU ISHIGAMI WANTS TO LIVECopy !req
15. You've got to be kidding me!
Without you, we'll go bankrupt!Copy !req
16. I'm begging you here!Copy !req
17. Yu Ishigami.Copy !req
18. He's a data processing expert.Copy !req
19. At Shuchiin Academy,
only the president is elected.Copy !req
20. PRESIDENT
MIYUKI SHIROGANECopy !req
21. VICE-PRESIDENT
KAGUYA SHINOMIYACopy !req
22. SECRETARY
CHIKA FUJIWARACopy !req
23. TREASURER
YU ISHIGAMICopy !req
24. The other members are appointed
based on their abilities.Copy !req
25. Yu Ishigami is a talented person
who was scouted by the student council...Copy !req
26. despite the fact that he had barely begun
his first year there.Copy !req
27. Normally he takes his work homeCopy !req
28. and only shows up
in the student council room for meetings,Copy !req
29. but he is a full-fledged council member.Copy !req
30. Undeniably, Yu Ishigami is the treasurer
of Shuchiin Academy's student council.Copy !req
31. And now he is trying to quit his post.Copy !req
32. But I've got an important reason.Copy !req
33. That reason is...Copy !req
34. What reason?Copy !req
35. I think I'm going to be murdered.Copy !req
36. Murdered?Copy !req
37. I think Shinomiya-senpai
is going to kill me.Copy !req
38. Shino...Copy !req
39. O-On what basis do you think that?Copy !req
40. Her eyes.Copy !req
41. Eyes?Copy !req
42. People's eyes are organs
that are connected directly to the brain.Copy !req
43. Normally half of the brain
is used to process the sense of sight.Copy !req
44. The movement of eyes can show
what someone is cautious about or hungry for.Copy !req
45. Those organs clearly reveal
the brain's activity.Copy !req
46. FOOD > CAT
GLUTTONCopy !req
47. DOG > FOOD
SCAREDY-CATCopy !req
48. I can tell five or six percent of a person's
true character just by looking into their eyes.Copy !req
49. That's not much!Copy !req
50. I can probably do the same!Copy !req
51. The way Shinomiya-senpai
looks at me sometimes...Copy !req
52. I'm positive that the intent to kill
is in that glance.Copy !req
53. What exactly happened?Copy !req
54. It was a month ago.Copy !req
55. COFFEE BLEND
FREE TICKETCopy !req
56. But a lot of people think
that's the best way to kill time.Copy !req
57. What is this?Copy !req
58. I don't really go to coffee shops.Copy !req
59. They're too expensive for my blood.Copy !req
60. You have a point.Copy !req
61. If there was a coupon or something,
it would be different.Copy !req
62. PAT PATCopy !req
63. Yeah.Copy !req
64. If it were cheaper,
I wouldn't mind going once in a while.Copy !req
65. Not a word to anyone about those tickets.Copy !req
66. What happened?Copy !req
67. She threatened me, so I can't tell you.Copy !req
68. Threatened?Copy !req
69. I have a feeling
she's killed two or three people already.Copy !req
70. What happened?Copy !req
71. And then last week, too...Copy !req
72. Shinomiya-senpai,
are you in love with the president?Copy !req
73. FSSSTCopy !req
74. In love with the president?Copy !req
75. Don't talk nonsense!
That would never happen!Copy !req
76. You don't see him as a love interest?Copy !req
77. N-No!Copy !req
78. Of course not.Copy !req
79. Really?Copy !req
80. In fact, rumors like that are a nuisance!Copy !req
81. Is that right?Copy !req
82. I thought they'd make a good couple.Copy !req
83. Then I'll give the president a hint
that you have no romantic interest.Copy !req
84. YANK YANKCopy !req
85. You'll tell him no such thing!Copy !req
86. You hear me?Copy !req
87. I think she has the skills
of a trained assassin.Copy !req
88. A trained assassin?Copy !req
89. Using the corner of a couch
to strangle me... That's a pro!Copy !req
90. What do you think Shinomiya is?Copy !req
91. SHIVER SHIVERCopy !req
92. My guess is she's a natural-born serial killer.Copy !req
93. I can see it in her eyes.Copy !req
94. You put too much faith
in that five or six percent!Copy !req
95. Fujiwara-senpai's
in even more danger than me.Copy !req
96. Sometimes Shinomiya-senpai stares
at her as if she's less than human.Copy !req
97. I estimate she's got
another two months left.Copy !req
98. You calculated her life expectancy?Copy !req
99. Ridiculous!Copy !req
100. No, that type
is the most dangerous predator.Copy !req
101. President...Copy !req
102. Is Ishigami here?Copy !req
103. I was at a meeting.Copy !req
104. Don't make it worse for yourself!Copy !req
105. It was about the budget
for the drama club.Copy !req
106. Turn yourself in, Shinomiya!Copy !req
107. Please!Copy !req
108. Listen when someone's talking to you!Copy !req
109. BEND BENDCopy !req
110. I told you I was helping
the drama club, remember?Copy !req
111. Today was the costume fitting.Copy !req
112. O-Oh.Copy !req
113. Still, you didn't need
to bring that prop in here.Copy !req
114. Um, I just wanted
to tease you a little with it.Copy !req
115. Sorry.Copy !req
116. Cute.Copy !req
117. Shirogane-senpai, this is a trap.Copy !req
118. She's playing it cute
so you'll let your guard down.Copy !req
119. D-Don't scare me like that!Copy !req
120. That's just a costume!
Shinomiya hasn't killed anyone!Copy !req
121. President!Copy !req
122. Help.Copy !req
123. Miss Kaguya killed me!Copy !req
124. Then it's true!Copy !req
125. What's true?
She's just wearing special makeup!Copy !req
126. Oh, right!Copy !req
127. No, President. This is a trap, too.Copy !req
128. I suspect she really is dead,Copy !req
129. but Shinomiya-senpai performed
some mad-science surgery on her.Copy !req
130. Ishigami...Copy !req
131. You always let imagination
get the better of you.Copy !req
132. Shinomiya would never murder a soul.Copy !req
133. Try to have more faith in your colleagues.Copy !req
134. Okay?Copy !req
135. Faith in my colleagues...Copy !req
136. Anyway, that's impressive.Copy !req
137. I know, right?Copy !req
138. How is that attached?Copy !req
139. It's like this. See?Copy !req
140. Sorry I asked.Copy !req
141. Faith in my colleagues...Copy !req
142. Ishigami...Copy !req
143. About our secret...Copy !req
144. I appreciate that you've kept it to yourself.Copy !req
145. Being tight-lipped is a virtue, right?Copy !req
146. If you had blabbed...Copy !req
147. Faith!Copy !req
148. STABCopy !req
149. this wouldn't be a toy.Copy !req
150. Also, don't put the president in a bind.Copy !req
151. Please don't say
anything more about resigning.Copy !req
152. Do you want to try
stabbing me, President?Copy !req
153. Then was she...Copy !req
154. Can I? I wanted to try it once.Copy !req
155. listening the whole time?Copy !req
156. ISHIGAMI LOSESCopy !req
157. Results of today's match...Copy !req
158. WANTS TO QUIT BECAUSE
HE'S AFRAID OF KAGUYA
BUT CAN'T QUIT BECAUSE
HE'S AFRAID OF KAGUYACopy !req
159. Ishigami loses.Copy !req
160. WOMEN WHO LOVE AND HATECopy !req
161. CAGE FOR CATSCopy !req
162. There's an animal cage in front of you.Copy !req
163. How many cats are in the cage?Copy !req
164. What kind of abstract question is that?Copy !req
165. CHIKA FUJIWARA
WANTS TO TEST YOUCopy !req
166. It's a psychological test!Copy !req
167. It's from a book
I borrowed from the library.Copy !req
168. Just by answering this question,Copy !req
169. I'll be able to understand
the depths of your mind, President.Copy !req
170. That's silly.Copy !req
171. As if you could understand the workings
of the mind with a question like that.Copy !req
172. Come on, just humor me.Copy !req
173. How many cats?Copy !req
174. I guess about nine cats.Copy !req
175. That tells me
how many children you want!Copy !req
176. That's exactly right!Copy !req
177. Nine kids? That's like a baseball team!Copy !req
178. Nine kids? That many?Copy !req
179. PSYCHOLOGY TESTCopy !req
180. Psychology tests.Copy !req
181. Abstract questions that draw out
what someone really thinks.Copy !req
182. Most of them have amusing game elements
that employ the Barnum effect,Copy !req
183. but some of them are practical
and based on actual psychology.Copy !req
184. The person who thinks of these tests
only as an amusing trifleCopy !req
185. and lets their guard down
may be in for a bitter experience.Copy !req
186. I've got another really interesting one!Copy !req
187. Let's do it together!Copy !req
188. Oh, us, too?Copy !req
189. Yes!Copy !req
190. Are you ready?Copy !req
191. "You're walking down a dark path.Copy !req
192. Suddenly, someone taps you
on the shoulder from behind.Copy !req
193. Who is that person?"Copy !req
194. Give me a hint.Copy !req
195. This isn't a quiz,
so it doesn't work that way.Copy !req
196. Oh.Copy !req
197. A dark path...Copy !req
198. What could this be getting at?Copy !req
199. There it is!
The second question on page 47!Copy !req
200. That answer...Copy !req
201. THAT'S THE PERSON YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH!Copy !req
202. indicates whom you're in love with!Copy !req
203. If you say the name
of someone of the opposite sexCopy !req
204. it's like a confession of love!Copy !req
205. As is often the case,
Kaguya had prepared for this situation.Copy !req
206. PLEASE TYPE IN A NAMECopy !req
207. CHIKA FUJIWARA'S BRAINCopy !req
208. Kaguya has known Chika Fujiwara
since middle schoolCopy !req
209. and is especially familiar
with her behavioral patterns.Copy !req
210. CHIKA'S BRAINCopy !req
211. LOVE, PLAYING, EATING, PESUCopy !req
212. Ever since Kaguya noticed
the book was on the library's list of purchases,Copy !req
213. she predicted a high likelihood of Fujiwara
bringing it to the student council room.Copy !req
214. PSYCHOLOGY TESTS FOR LOVECopy !req
215. Kaguya read the book in advance!Copy !req
216. "Question. You bring a squirrel home.Copy !req
217. She's able to avoid any dangerous answers.Copy !req
218. What do you do with it then?"Copy !req
219. Let's see. I would make
delicious food for it every day...Copy !req
220. and give it a massage
before it went to sleep.Copy !req
221. The answer is...Copy !req
222. "After you get married,
what will you do for your spouse?"Copy !req
223. In other words,Copy !req
224. by being able to negotiate this minefield
called a "psychological test,"Copy !req
225. she holds a huge advantage.Copy !req
226. Let me think.
It would be you, Miss Fujiwara.Copy !req
227. M-Me?Copy !req
228. BASHFUL BASHFULCopy !req
229. A dark path...Copy !req
230. Why are you running away, Ishigami?Copy !req
231. My answer is Shinomiya-senpai.Copy !req
232. Me?Copy !req
233. That's how Ishigami feels?Copy !req
234. He's a nice boy, and I don't dislike him...Copy !req
235. but I'm sorry.
Ishigami is on the level of a worm to me.Copy !req
236. Ishigami is rejected.Copy !req
237. Now the president is the real issue.Copy !req
238. I hate dark, scary places.Copy !req
239. President, let's go home together.Copy !req
240. Well, I—Copy !req
241. Grin!Copy !req
242. Wait! Why is Fujiwara
grinning at me like that?Copy !req
243. GRIN GRINCopy !req
244. She called it "really interesting."Copy !req
245. A question
that love-obsessed girl pounced on...Copy !req
246. This one is definitely not a harmless test!Copy !req
247. If the answer is
"The person you're in love with..."Copy !req
248. Oh, President...Copy !req
249. So, you're subconsciously
in love with me?Copy !req
250. How cute.Copy !req
251. It would be like a confession of love!Copy !req
252. The best answer would be someone they'd be
satisfied with, but nobody in this room!Copy !req
253. Then...Copy !req
254. I guess my little sister.Copy !req
255. "The person who taps you on the shoulder
indicates the person you're in love with."Copy !req
256. In short, the president
has a sister complex.Copy !req
257. That's the most boring answer.Copy !req
258. That's right. I have a sister complex.Copy !req
259. I'm in love with Shinomiya-senpai?Copy !req
260. No, I think this emotion is terror!Copy !req
261. President, I think I have
Stockholm syndrome, so I'm going home.Copy !req
262. A-All right. Get well soon.Copy !req
263. It could also be
the suspension bridge effect.Copy !req
264. I'll go to a hospital on the way home.Copy !req
265. I wanna try answering one myself,
so I'll look on the net.Copy !req
266. Shoot! Miss Fujiwara is looking
for a question outside of the book!Copy !req
267. This one's cute!Copy !req
268. "You're in a field of flowers.Copy !req
269. The owner said you can take home
as many flowers as you like.Copy !req
270. How many will you take home?"Copy !req
271. A question she doesn't know the answer to!Copy !req
272. Flowers, huh?Copy !req
273. I'd carefully pick only the prettiest ones.Copy !req
274. So just a couple.Copy !req
275. I-I suppose I'd take enough
to make a lovely bouquet.Copy !req
276. I see.Copy !req
277. What should I do?
I answered honestly without thinking!Copy !req
278. How many for you, President?Copy !req
279. Well, unlike that last one,
I don't have to say a name,Copy !req
280. so I can answer it normally.Copy !req
281. I can take as many as I like
for free, right?Copy !req
282. Then there's only one possible answer.Copy !req
283. HEAPCopy !req
284. I'd take as many
as I could cram into a truck!Copy !req
285. Maybe even a truck wouldn't be enough.Copy !req
286. That's a poor person's mentality.Copy !req
287. What would you do
with all of those flowers?Copy !req
288. Well, I could give some away
and sell some, right?Copy !req
289. Um, the answer is...Copy !req
290. CLICK HERE FOR THE ANSWERCopy !req
291. THE AMOUNT OF FLOWERS YOU TOOK INDICATES
HOW MUCH LOVE YOU HAVE FOR A SPECIAL SOMEONE!Copy !req
292. What was the answer?Copy !req
293. Nothing. Um, "How much
you love flowers" or something.Copy !req
294. Yes, that's what it was.Copy !req
295. Even though I love flowers?Copy !req
296. Silly.Copy !req
297. I don't agree with that one!Copy !req
298. Neither do I.Copy !req
299. But that's what the answer was.
We just have to accept it.Copy !req
300. HAVING A TRUCK
FULL OF LOVECopy !req
301. Results of today's match...Copy !req
302. Shirogane loses.Copy !req
303. I guess you're right.Copy !req
304. COST OF A FAMILYCopy !req
305. UM, IF YOU GET A HCG INJECTION,
THERE'S A 20% HIGHER CHANCE
OF GIVING BIRTH TO TWINS...Copy !req
306. AH... HUH...Copy !req
307. Wanna get a smoothie on the way home?Copy !req
308. Okay!Copy !req
309. - I'm gonna get celery!
- What kind should I get?Copy !req
310. I'm totally sorry.Copy !req
311. I'm working again today.
I have to go straight there.Copy !req
312. Again?Copy !req
313. You work too much.Copy !req
314. Next time, definitely!Copy !req
315. Yeah, okay!Copy !req
316. It's time to go home, Lady Kaguya.Copy !req
317. Hayasaka, I told you not to come
to the student council room.Copy !req
318. I've confirmed that the president
and the other members have already left.Copy !req
319. KAGUYA WANTS
TO BE NOTICEDCopy !req
320. Rest assured.Copy !req
321. Carelessness like that can be fatal.Copy !req
322. Recently, you've become lax, haven't you?Copy !req
323. Between your appearance,
those nails,Copy !req
324. UNBUTTONED
HER
COLLARCopy !req
325. NAILSCopy !req
326. MYSTERIOUS
KEYCHAINCopy !req
327. and your skirt length,
you're likely violating school rules.Copy !req
328. ROLLED UP HER SKIRTCopy !req
329. It's all within the bounds
of school regulations.Copy !req
330. Although you could say
I'm bending the rules a bit.Copy !req
331. A bit.Copy !req
332. For us, beauty is power.Copy !req
333. BEAUTY IS LIVE AMMOCopy !req
334. High society is not for people
without adornment.Copy !req
335. You don't want opportunities stolen by women
with only good looks going for them.Copy !req
336. I would say you're too stuffy about it,
Lady Kaguya.Copy !req
337. Lately, lightly polished nails
are even in style here.Copy !req
338. If you want men to think you're cute,
you should take an interest.Copy !req
339. Really? Then will the president...Copy !req
340. I mean, will boys think I'm cute?Copy !req
341. After all this time, I'm surprised
you haven't given yourself away.Copy !req
342. But, yes, of course.Copy !req
343. Hayasaka realized that nails had little to do
with popularity amongst the opposite sex.Copy !req
344. Boys will...Copy !req
345. Come on. Let's go home and paint your nails.Copy !req
346. But she gave only vague answers
in her desire to give Kaguya some glam.Copy !req
347. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
348. It's okay.Copy !req
349. What's okay? Hey!Copy !req
350. THE NEXT DAYCopy !req
351. Gel nails which don't infringe
on the school dress code.Copy !req
352. The modesty of rhinestone only
on each ring finger was part of the appeal.Copy !req
353. I wonder what the president will think.Copy !req
354. Will he think it's cute?Copy !req
355. Or maybe he'll think it's frivolous.Copy !req
356. What's the nail polish about?Copy !req
357. I know.Copy !req
358. I don't want it in that case.Copy !req
359. I'll just go home today, and...Copy !req
360. What are you doing, Shinomiya?Copy !req
361. Aren't you going in?Copy !req
362. Well, I was on my way in!Copy !req
363. Miss Kaguya!Copy !req
364. About this part...Copy !req
365. Yes, what is it?Copy !req
366. Are you hiding something behind you?Copy !req
367. No, nothing.Copy !req
368. The only times she's quick on the uptake
are situations like this!Copy !req
369. If someone's going to notice,
I want it to be the president.Copy !req
370. Certainly not her!Copy !req
371. I have to get closer.Copy !req
372. Here, President.
The minutes from our last meeting.Copy !req
373. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
374. Stare.Copy !req
375. And there's an error here.Copy !req
376. You're right.Copy !req
377. Indeed.Copy !req
378. Good eye!Copy !req
379. He didn't notice!Copy !req
380. Shinomiya is being fashionable!Copy !req
381. Jeez, why?Copy !req
382. Is it because you're not interested in me?Copy !req
383. What caused the change?Copy !req
384. She's always avoided ornamentation,
saying, "Does a swan dress up?"Copy !req
385. What should I do?
Should I mention it?Copy !req
386. You have nice childbearing hips.Copy !req
387. Wouldn't that actually
be sexual harassment if I did?Copy !req
388. LITTLE SISTERCopy !req
389. Like the other day...Copy !req
390. Kei, isn't that skirt too short?Copy !req
391. I'm not wearing this for you.
That's sexual harassment. Drop dead.Copy !req
392. I was just worried about her
as a big brother!Copy !req
393. If there's a reaction from a person
other than the person you want,Copy !req
394. it's sexual harassment.Copy !req
395. But since I did notice,
I should say something, right?Copy !req
396. I'm sure she won't be any crueler to me
than my little sister was!Copy !req
397. Fujiwara-senpai...Copy !req
398. You changed your conditioner, didn't you?Copy !req
399. You can tell?Copy !req
400. Yeah, well...Copy !req
401. the smell is different than usual.Copy !req
402. I mean, it is stuffy in here today,Copy !req
403. but it's cute that the smell
is stronger than usual.Copy !req
404. It kind of smells like a baby.Copy !req
405. Ishigami...Copy !req
406. That's creepy!Copy !req
407. Let me die.Copy !req
408. I want to die, so I'm going home.Copy !req
409. S-Sure. But don't die.Copy !req
410. It smelled good,Copy !req
411. so I meant to give her a compliment.Copy !req
412. Do I smell? Am I stinky?Copy !req
413. That's tough!Copy !req
414. The day Shinomiya calls me creepy,
I'm likely to choose death myself!Copy !req
415. SNIFF SNIFFCopy !req
416. I'd better not bring up her nails!Copy !req
417. It's just too risky!Copy !req
418. I can't risk having her call me "creepy"!Copy !req
419. Wait. Is that just an excuse?Copy !req
420. This is my issue.Copy !req
421. Complimenting Shinomiya's nails...Copy !req
422. I'm just genuinely bashful.Copy !req
423. In the end, he didn't notice my nails.Copy !req
424. But it's probably better that way.Copy !req
425. It's meaningless for me
to be fashion-conscious.Copy !req
426. It doesn't make me cute.Copy !req
427. Shinomiya!Copy !req
428. Those nails!Copy !req
429. C-C-C-C-Cu...Copy !req
430. Never mind! Nothing!Copy !req
431. What?Copy !req
432. Finish what you were going to say!Copy !req
433. The president is cute
when he's all flustered, isn't he?Copy !req
434. Jeez! Jeez!Copy !req
435. You, too, Kaguya.Copy !req
436. I-I wonder what he was about to say!Copy !req
437. What do you think, Hayasaka?Copy !req
438. "Hayasaka," I said!Copy !req
439. He said, "Those nails!"Copy !req
440. KAGUYA WINSCopy !req
441. Results of today's match...Copy !req
442. Come on, Hayasaka!Copy !req
443. Kaguya wins.Copy !req