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2. FATE
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3. confess that love...
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4. DESTINY
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5. and become a couple.
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6. Everyone would say that's a wonderful thing.
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7. But they're wrong!
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8. Love is war!
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9. CONFESSION
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10. CONFESSION
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11. The person who falls in love loses!
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12. LOVE IS WAR
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13. STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
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14. Oh.
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15. TEENS LOVE BIBLE
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16. What's this?
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17. Oh, the headmaster confiscated it
from a student.
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18. MIYUKI SHIROGANE
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19. He said, "It's not proper reading material,
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21. Not proper reading material?
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22. CRUDE
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23. Crude!
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24. I mean lewd!
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25. LEWD
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26. This country is becoming lewd!
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27. What's got her skirt in a bunch?
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28. Maybe nudity with pubic hair?
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29. Shirogane showed great interest.
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30. - Kaguya, I wouldn't if I were you!
- Let's see.
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31. A survey. "When was your 'first time?'"
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32. "By high school. 34%."
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33. No way! There's no way
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34. 34%!
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35. In other words, more than a third!
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36. One out of three people
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37. DID IT
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38. DID IT
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39. DID IT
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40. that one of these three
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41. I-It's only that high
because the respondents
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42. are the people who read
this kind of magazine, right?
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43. Oh, you mean "sample selection bias."
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44. Yes, there can't actually be
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45. Right?
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46. Really?
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47. This percentage seems about right to me.
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48. In fact, it's probably low.
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49. Um, I don't even think I need to ask,
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50. but have you had
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51. Yes, the first was a long time ago.
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53. Huh. The area code for Aomori is 017.
That's surprising.
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54. Isn't that normal
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55. You two must not have been raised
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56. M-Maybe I should hurry up
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57. The area code for Oshamanbe
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58. But I'm sure Father would never allow it.
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59. Kaguya realizes there's a nervous
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60. When humans realize
they've gotten a late start
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61. compared to those around them,
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62. Then that anxiety makes them
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63. of finding a romantic partner. In short...
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64. I'm too late to the party?
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65. I'M FALLING BEHIND?
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66. I HAVE TO GET A GIRLFRIEND!
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67. SHINOMIYA, GO OUT WITH ME!
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68. Shinomiya, go out with me!
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69. Confess your love!
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70. Kaguya's objective of the day was decided.
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71. The whole thing is ridiculous!
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72. Oh, President,
I heard you were very popular.
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73. She instigates.
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74. Don't you have a girlfriend?
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75. She instigates some more!
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76. No, I don't.
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77. I don't have that kind of relationship
with a particular person. Not right now.
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78. "Not right now"!
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79. An expression that hints
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80. but even if he's never gone out
with anyone, it isn't a lie!
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81. It's an expression loved by people
the world over, from the young to the elderly!
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82. That's right! Miyuki Shirogane
has never had a romantic experience!
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83. And yet it can't be said
that he isn't popular.
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84. In fact, he is quite popular.
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85. Perhaps it should be said
birds of a feather flock together.
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86. Or perhaps we should consider that
in many cases, oddballs are drawn to oddballs.
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87. When the trend is only dangerous
characters being attracted to you,
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88. WHAT IS THIS HAIR?
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89. you won't reach a romantic relationship.
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90. WHAT IS THIS SMOKE?
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91. Why am I so popular?
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92. And so, despite having no experience,
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93. Shirogane was supremely confident
in his own popularity.
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94. The women must be attracted
to my overflowing intelligence.
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95. Should I feel guilty?
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96. Yes, this man possesses
both boundless confidence and pure chastity,
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97. Not right now.
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98. a combination that has made him...
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99. Not right now.
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100. a twisted monster virgin!
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101. Oh. Then of course you've done it, right?
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102. But even that monster has a weakness.
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103. MONSTER VIRGIN
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104. He is still a virgin.
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105. It would be easy to lie.
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106. But telling an experienced person
that I have experience
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107. would be like a movie neophyte claiming
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108. thinking they can trick the person!
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109. Supposing I did lie to her...
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110. I have tons of experience!
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111. You're bragging about it?
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112. Are you that embarrassed
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113. How cute.
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114. She'd see through me!
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115. I-If you're that curious,
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116. The best he can do is bluff.
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117. Really?
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118. I know you have a little sister, President,
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119. so you probably
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120. Oh, that...
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121. Of course not! Are you a moron?
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122. Well, you're family.
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123. I did it to my newborn nephew.
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124. It was videotaped.
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125. You're a loon!
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126. Good times.
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127. It's not good to be excessively afraid
of physical contact with other people.
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128. I guess that's the dark side
of modern society.
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129. No, it's you!
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130. You're the dark side of the nobility!
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131. What's so strange?
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132. You must do it a lot to your dog Pesu,
don't you, Chika?
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133. - You do?
- No! Please don't drag me into this!
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134. The Shinomiya family upbringing
is this perverse?
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135. She's so ignorant of the ways of the world
that she thinks it's common sense?
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136. Shinomiya...
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137. Let me ask you this.
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138. Do you know what it means
by "first time"?
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139. Please don't make light of me.
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140. As a lady, I know that much.
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141. It's referring to kissing.
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142. Honestly.
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143. Kaguya Shinomiya.
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144. As the daughter
of the owner of a conglomerate,
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145. she's been protected
from sexual information for 16 years now.
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146. The beginning and end
of her sexual education was kissing.
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147. ALL ABOUT SEX
PISTIL STAMEN
WHEN YOU GET MARRIED,
LEAVE IT TO THE MAN.
THE END
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148. Anything more than that
she picked up from urban legends.
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149. So the stork
has nothing to do with it, right?
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150. She's a "daughter in a box"
taken to the extreme!
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151. Naturally, she has no idea
what "your first time" refers to.
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152. Shinomiya...
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153. President, I'll take this one.
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154. Kaguya...
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155. In this case, "first time" means...
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156. And then...
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157. puts...
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158. in...
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159. After that...
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160. the two...
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161. moving...
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162. like beasts!
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163. MINUTES
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164. LATER
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165. A-After all...
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166. the law is you do that kind of thing
after you get married!
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167. I thought my heart was gonna stop!
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170. Today's match...
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171. FOR INCREDIBLE IGNORANCE
ABOUT SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE
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172. Shinomiya loses.
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173. President, I disapprove
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174. So would you go do it to yourself?
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175. KAGUYA WANTS
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176. It's a quiet night, isn't it?
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177. Yes.
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178. It's Fujiwara's turn to walk Pesu today,
so she had to go home early.
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179. Pesu! Pesu!
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180. And Ishigami was in and out of here
before I even noticed.
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181. He gets the perfect attendance award
in his own way.
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182. You've mellowed out
since we first started here, Shinomiya.
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183. You mean I've gained weight?
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184. No, "mellow," not "marshmallow."
Your personality.
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186. Yes.
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187. I've been making an effort
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189. Well, it also helps that I have a better
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190. You understand me?
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191. Really?
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192. We've been working together here
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193. I think I have
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194. Then I'll test you.
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195. Test?
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196. Yes, let's test how much
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197. Do you know the game "20 Questions"?
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198. 20 Questions!
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199. EXAMPLE
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200. It's a game in which one player
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201. Is it smaller than my palm?
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202. to guess what the other player
is thinking of.
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203. Is it edible?
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204. But the player can only ask questions
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205. I'm thinking of an eraser.
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206. If the guesser gets it correctly
within 20 questions, they win.
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207. If they can't, the other person wins.
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208. But if you get 20 questions,
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209. If you really know me, though...
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210. you should be able to guess it
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211. I see.
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212. That's fine.
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214. Yes.
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"HENRION, DASSY, AND HEUSCHEN"
(BUT ONLY 10 BULLETS LOADED)
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217. One, is it something that can be touched?
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218. Yes.
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219. It isn't a word or concept.
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220. - Two, is it an electrical appliance?
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221. - Three, is it something that's warm or cold?
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223. WARM-BLOODED
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224. FOOD
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225. food, a substance
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227. ICE
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230. ETC., ETC...
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231. But since this is a test
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232. the answer must be something
connected to Kaguya Shinomiya.
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233. Therefore...
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235. No.
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237. No.
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239. No.
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241. I thought it was something Shinomiya
possessed, but now I don't know.
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242. I'll explore Shinomiya's psychology
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243. All right.
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245. Yes.
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258. Shinomiya doesn't own it.
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259. She hasn't touched it,
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260. It all matches!
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261. And it's something that Shinomiya likes!
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263. a roundabout confession of love?
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264. Nine, in what way do you like it?
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268. No answer.
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270. Crap!
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that's very intelligent, handsome,
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and well-defined eyes?
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278. It's me!
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280. Jeez, Shinomiya...
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281. What a twisted way to confess your love.
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282. We've been through a lot together, huh?
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283. That's right.
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284. Every time, I understood more
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286. Huh?
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290. To a certain extent, I understand
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293. a dog.
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294. Correct.
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Fujiwara's dog, Pesu.
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You're so cute!
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299. HANDSOME
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LIGHT-COLORED HAIR
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302. HANDSOME
LIGHT-COLORED HAIR
WELL-DEFINED EYES
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304. Right.
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306. PASS
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307. BECAUSE WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE,
SHIROGANE UNDERSTOOD SHINOMIYA'S NATURE.
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308. Pass.
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309. I FEEL LIKE PESU REMINDS ME
OF SOMEONE...
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311. Kaguya Shinomiya is the daughter
of the Shinomiya family,
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312. which was part of one
of the old financial combines.
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314. Her life was decided when she was born
or perhaps even before she was born.
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316. 2,574 times.
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317. That's the number of times
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318. Kaguya Shinomiya has gazed
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321. A cat?
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322. Yes.
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323. It's lodged itself in there deep
near the engine.
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324. I'll arrange for another car,
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325. In that case, I'll just walk there.
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326. At least go with Hayasaka.
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327. I don't mind.
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328. If she waits for me to change clothes,
she'll be late,
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329. and I think she'll be fine
going on her own.
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330. There. You see? I'll be fine.
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331. Miss Kaguya!
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332. See you later.
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333. She was slightly out of breath
as she ran under the refreshing sun.
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334. All right.
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335. I may never get the chance
to walk to school again.
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of this precious opportunity.
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337. So...
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338. I believe the president
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on the late side,
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344. Well, if I don't hurry,
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348. The pedestrian crossing?
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351. There are a lot of pedestrian crossings
on the way to school!
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when we crossed.
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357. Her name is Ienaga,
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372. You're smart! Are you a genius?
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378. Right!
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379. Bye-bye, genius girl!
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- Yeah!
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403. Being late is bad,
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- Sure! Come over!
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