1. Previously...
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2. This is supreme bullshit.
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3. You do know that we're not allowed
to shoot people on sight anymore?
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4. I'm gonna reassign you.
Eastern district of Kentucky.
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5. - I don't wanna go back there.
- Still got family in Kentucky?
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6. Ex-wife here.
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7. Next time I see you, I'm gonna...
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8. fire in the hole!
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9. How well did you know Boyd Crowder?
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10. We dug coal together
when we were 19.
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11. Did you know Boyd's brother?
The girl he married... Ava.
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12. She ended the union
last night with a.30-06.
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13. I had a crush on you from
the time I was 12 years old.
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14. You get out of Harlan by tomorrow,
or I'm gonna come looking for you.
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15. Now you're talking.
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16. Guess I just never thought of myself
as an angry man.
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17. Honestly, you're the angriest man
I have ever known.
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18. Why, yes, Raylan.
Thank you for noticing.
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19. Somebody shot me in
the chest the other day.
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20. You getting something for the pain?
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21. Well, I can goose it as needed,
but I've been holding off.
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22. I was hoping that you'd stop by.
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23. I wanted my mind clear and my mouth
not all full of rubber when I saw you.
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24. - Let's hear it.
- What do you think I'm gonna say?
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25. I wouldn't know.
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26. You know,
if Ava hadn't come in that room...
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27. And distracted me with that rifle...
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28. - You think I could have got you first?
- I don't know.
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29. Well, it don't matter.
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30. The real question is,
why didn't you kill me?
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31. Did you miss my heart on purpose?
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32. I was aiming to kill.
That's the way I was taught.
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33. Sometimes you don't hit
the bull's-eye.
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34. No, I suppose not.
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35. But, you see, I have this...
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and that...
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38. I was wondering if the fact
that we were friends, if...
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39. if that played any part.
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40. Then last night I woke up, and...
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41. I knew why you didn't kill me.
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42. I was laying here
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43. in pain...
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44. in awful pain.
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45. But I didn't hit the pump because...
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46. I knew it wasn't just pain
from a gunshot wound.
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47. It was something deeper.
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48. It was a pain from my very soul.
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49. And I realized that,
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50. well, I couldn't any more blame you
for my situation here
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51. than a farmer could blame his neighbor
for a hailstorm.
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52. A hailstorm being an act of god.
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53. That's right.
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54. Me shooting you was an act of god?
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55. God was acting through you,
Raylan...
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56. through your gun...
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57. to get my attention,
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58. to set me on a new course.
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59. Now, I know not yet what his
will for me is, but I have faith.
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60. I have faith
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61. that the path will be illuminated
before me as I need it to be.
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62. For even through this searing pain,
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63. I am at peace,
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64. for I am born again
in the eyes of the lord, Raylan.
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65. And I wanted to thank you
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66. for playing your part.
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67. Now, if you will excuse me,
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68. I must tend to the needs of the flesh.
You understand?
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69. Raylan?
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70. Did you come all the way out here
just to see me?
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71. What do you think?
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72. Initial here, here, and here.
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73. Stand up.
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74. How come?
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75. We're gonna play
pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey.
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76. Just stand up.
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77. Come through and stand on the feet.
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78. You got your feet on backwards?
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79. Turn around.
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80. Just checking you
for visible injury.
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81. All's I see is the nose.
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82. Which I got when he hit me
with a shotgun barrel
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83. - for no good reason.
- Is that how you remember it?
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84. You should thank him. That's the only
reason you got to spend two days here
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85. instead of going straight
to big Sandy.
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86. Hey, careful with the teeth.
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87. - You got any more marshals in the car?
- Task force is undermanned... just me.
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88. Want to put him in leg irons?
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89. Oh, I think I can handle Mr. Crowe.
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90. Marshals drive Lincolns now?
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91. Or is this confiscated?
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92. I had a town car myself one time
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93. when I was down visiting
cousin Dale in Florida,
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94. till I sold it for parts
and went to work at Disney.
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95. You know what I tried out for?
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96. To play Goofy...
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97. Mickey mouse's friend.
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98. Only you had to water-ski.
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99. I couldn't get the hang of that,
so they put me selling ice cream.
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100. But Disney's got
a lot of negroes and homosexuals
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101. so I came back home.
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102. If you're gonna talk, I'm gonna put you
in the trunk, and I'll drive myself.
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103. You grew up in Harlan, huh?
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104. I grew up in Corbin.
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105. Oh, you ready for this?
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106. My dad has never been
outside of Kentucky.
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107. Whole life, never been closer
to the border than Parisville,
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108. where he is now.
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109. You know, we're gonna be...
we're gonna be going by there.
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110. If was to get off on route 9,
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111. we could stop by and see him.
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112. It wouldn't be more than a few miles
out of our way.
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113. What do you say to that?
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114. Not much, huh?
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115. Your old dad's never crossed
the state lines,
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116. but he's been up to Manchester,
hasn't he?
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117. He seen the inside
of the Kentucky state prison.
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118. You got an uncle who came out of there,
and another did his time in McCreary.
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119. I think we'll skip
seeing any of your kin this trip.
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120. - My uncles are both dead.
- By gunshot, huh?
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121. You understand how
I see your people?
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122. Put one on your left wrist.
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123. Now snap the other one to the wheel.
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124. To the wheel, Chinatown.
Let's go.
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125. I can't drive handcuffed
to the damn steering wheel.
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126. You'll get the hang of it.
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127. Now drive.
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128. Episode 102: Riverbrook
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129. You gonna report what I did?
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130. I don't take what you did personally,
you understand?
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131. Want to lean on you.
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132. Or wish you get any more time
than you deserve.
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133. But what you'll have to do now
is ride the rap, as they say.
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134. It's all anybody has to do.
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135. Let's go.
Come on down, fellas.
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136. All right. Next.
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137. Where the hell did they get
these stupid costumes, anyway?
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138. Shit.
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139. Well, this is an embarrassment.
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140. Piss and moan all you please,
Cooper.
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141. This is what they want to see.
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142. "Hey, Martha, look.
They're making fun of themselves."
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143. They eat that shit up.
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144. All a part of what sells the CDs.
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145. Of which we don't get one red cent.
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146. Now, you want out, buddy,
you just say the word.
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147. We'll be out here playing parties,
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148. eating good food,
looking at pretty women.
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149. You can be back at the tiers,
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150. making yourself another chess
set out of cardboard, huh, Henry?
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151. I heard that.
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152. And if they wanted suit and ties,
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153. we'd be wearing suit and ties.
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155. Let's head on out.
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156. Hell, these horses live better
than most people I know.
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157. Price, you're not eating?
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158. Nah, Henry.
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159. You have at it.
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160. Hey, Henry, I got to take a leak.
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161. Coop's already in the porto-potty.
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162. Use a tree.
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163. Hell, Henry, now,
that ain't civilized.
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164. You're back on. We're gonna start
with the cake and "happy birthday."
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165. Price, let's go.
We got to get back out there.
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166. Oh, come on, Henry.
I really got to drain it.
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167. Come on, Cooper! Let's go!
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168. - Henry, what do you want to do?
- You walk them out.
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169. I'll bring these two.
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170. Come on, Coop.
They want to do "happy birthday" now.
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171. Coop!
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173. Coop, open this door.
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174. Open this door!
Come on, coop!
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175. Hey, Henry, what's this?
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176. - Hello, Art.
- Where are you?
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177. Just heading back.
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178. - How far are you from the prison?
- Just passed through Parisville.
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179. Well, I want you to go back.
They had a breakout.
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180. No shit.
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181. A bluegrass convict band was playing
a benefit up near Parisville,
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182. and the bass player and the drummer
decided to make a run for it,
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183. so I need you to go back up
to big Sandy and,
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184. check their cells,
see what you can find.
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185. I sent a couple of deputies
up to Parisville.
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186. And get this... the bass player
was about to be released in 3 months
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187. after a 15-year stretch.
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188. - You got some names?
- They couldn't have gotten very far.
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189. See what you can find out.
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190. - Evening.
- Evening.
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191. You...
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192. - You need help with something?
- I'm just looking for some road food.
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193. No way in hell
you're gonna be able to draw and fire
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194. before your head comes off.
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195. - I could get him.
- Fine with me.
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196. - What?
- Set your weapon down on the ground,
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197. please, sir.
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198. And your backup.
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199. Kick them back this way.
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200. On your belly.
Hands on your neck.
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201. See, I told you...
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202. turning the light on
will get us a car.
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203. Got us some more guns, too.
Give me one.
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204. Oh, no.
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205. - You're gonna run.
- What?
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206. As far and as fast as you can,
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207. 'cause I swear to you,
if I ever see you again, I kill you.
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208. We just busted
out of the joint together.
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209. - You got five seconds.
- What is this, a joke?
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210. All right. You can sit up.
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211. Wallet, I.D., keys...
hand them over.
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212. - What are you, state police?
- US Marshal.
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213. Marshal?
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214. Like in "gunsmoke"?
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215. More like "the fugitive."
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216. "Deputy US Marshal Raylan...
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217. "Givens."
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218. I knew a fella up in Manchester
named Givens... Arlo Givens.
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220. I suppose there's still some.
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221. He's my father.
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222. No shit.
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223. And here you've become a US Marshal.
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224. How'd that go down with him?
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225. I wouldn't know.
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226. Now take your handcuffs out
and cuff your hands behind your back.
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227. So, you Cooper or Price?
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228. I'm one of them.
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229. Fine.
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230. I'll wait and find out tomorrow
when your picture's in the paper.
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231. My name is Michael Cooper.
Glad to meet you.
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232. You didn't care so much
for Price, huh?
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233. Get on your feet.
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234. What was he in for?
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236. Being a lousy drummer.
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He could play a paradiddle,
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has no sense of time.
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there's a bad drummer at your door?
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240. - I don't know. How?
- The knock speeds up.
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242. No, just someone who likes music.
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243. Yeah, and shitty jokes.
Come on. Let's go.
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244. And what were you in for,
Mr. Cooper?
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245. I expect you know that already.
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246. 15 years is a long time
for one bank job.
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247. The thing is,
a fella died as a direct result.
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248. Foreseeable circumstances.
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249. But, honestly,
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250. if you hire a moron for a driver,
it's foreseeable.
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251. You taking my badge and my car
to get past any roadblocks, huh?
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252. And your hat.
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253. Good night, Deputy.
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254. Good night, Mr. Cooper.
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255. Shit.
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256. Come in. Come in.
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257. Now, let me get this straight.
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263. - He take anything else?
- Not that I can remember.
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264. He didn't rape you, did he?
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265. We found your car at the airport,
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266. which means that Cooper
either left town
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267. or he wants us to think
that he left town.
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268. We found this in the trunk.
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269. That look familiar?
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270. You didn't find any guns, did you?
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271. Sorry.
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272. The dogs chased Price into a culvert,
and then Rachel talked to him.
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273. She and Tim can bring you
up to speed.
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274. All right.
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275. Just a second. Shut that door.
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276. I got a call this morning
from AUSA David Vasquez.
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277. Wants to talk to you
about your shooting Boyd Crowder.
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278. What's there to talk about?
He pulled first. There was a witness.
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279. But, you see,
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280. 10 days ago you shot a man in Miami.
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281. Put it like this.
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282. If you was in the first grade
and you bit somebody every week,
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283. they'd start to think of you
as a biter.
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284. He also wants Ava to come up
to Lexington to talk about it.
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285. - Fine with me.
- Which part?
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287. or about her coming up to Lexington?
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288. - You can't sleep with her.
- I know.
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289. I won't.
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290. You starting to regret
me coming here?
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291. Not yet.
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292. Price says the only reason
why he helped Cooper escape
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293. is because Cooper promised him
a lot of money.
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294. This could be from his last job.
He got away with $180,000.
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295. Never recovered.
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296. Tell me about the dead driver.
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297. He was a Mensa candidate
named Drew Baxter.
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298. A few hours after the robbery,
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299. Cooper and Baxter headed out of town.
Baxter's driving.
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300. They get pulled over
for a traffic violation.
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301. Baxter decides to floor it.
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302. Hilarious hijinks ensue.
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303. Baxter drives head-on into a tree,
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and into
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306. And it all fell under commission,
so Cooper got charged with his murder.
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307. So, why is he breaking out with
only three months left on his bit?
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308. I mean, does he got
a daughter getting married
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309. or a granddaughter
graduating school?
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310. No kids,
and his mother and father passed.
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311. He was married when he went inside.
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312. Younger woman, one-time exotic dancer,
named Shirley Kelso.
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313. Didn't divorce until five years ago.
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314. Still lives in town.
I thought I'd go have a word.
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315. I'm gonna take a team
and check acquaintances.
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316. I'm gonna go with him.
Nothing against acquaintances,
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317. but one-time-exotic-dancer Shirley
sounds a little more fun.
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318. What the hell did you say to him?
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319. I'll catch up with you at the car.
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320. - Hello, Winona.
- What did you say to Gary?
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323. - Why? What did he say I said?
- He didn't.
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324. He didn't sleep that night,
and the next morning,
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And every night since then,
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and he checks the doors,
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327. - and then he checks them again.
- I don't know.
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You wouldn't be startled
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in the middle of the night?
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by an old convict.
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if you catch him?
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I won't show up unannounced anymore.
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337. Art tells me you were a sniper
with the rangers.
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338. Yeah, I was.
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you ever had to watch a target?
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- Three days.
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outside Kandahar.
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better than his wife does.
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picks his nose,
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what one for milk...
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what he looks at when he...
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when no one's around.
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to something like that?
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about ourselves and the target.
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Imagine taking Shirley to the movies,
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eating takeout chinese.
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- Why is that?
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in the tales they're telling themselves,
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they couldn't pull.
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368. They're with the marshals.
I'm guessing they're looking for my ex.
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he's staying with me
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in construction.
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- Yeah, love one.
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- I don't want your job, then, do I?
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from Douglas Cooper?
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or since ever?
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377. No, and I swear to you, you give me
a card or a number and he turns up,
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379. Marrying him
was the biggest mistake of my life.
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till five years ago.
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381. There were tax advantages.
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a few months left on his bit?
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383. None at all.
I mean, you ask me, he's long gone.
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384. - I mean, there is nothing for him here.
- When's the last time you saw him?
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about running down her ex-husband.
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for Dupree's benefit.
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389. You don't think they're cousins?
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390. Maybe, maybe not.
Either way, she's banging him.
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a blissful marital reunion.
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you've been divorced,
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with someone else
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the number on that marshal's card.
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399. Coop might not be so happy to see us,
you know?
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400. Who gives a shit?
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which house to go into.
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402. It doesn't matter.
I hope he shows up.
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403. I'm glad you feel that way.
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Take a seat right there.
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about somebody
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tearing up the floors.
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I knew that
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you hid the money in a house
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it had to be Riverbrook.
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your lucky number was 323,
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with 323 in the address.
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- We're cousins!
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on your nightstand,
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with somebody.
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we're first cousins or anything.
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422. There's no need to hide it.
He already knows.
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423. There was one device,
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424. kind of a vibrating thing with ball
bearings going all around,
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425. making it wobble all over.
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426. That's Randy Rabbit.
It's our best seller.
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427. If I'd known you wanted that,
I'd have got it for you back in the day.
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428. I was 22 when you went in.
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429. You were the 1st man I ever slept with.
I didn't know what I wanted.
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430. We can all have
a real interesting conversation later
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431. about the merits of various sex toys,
but right now,
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432. maybe we can focus on how we're gonna
get you out from that marshal.
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433. And what's all this "we" shit?
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434. I'm just here to make sure
you hadn't already found the money.
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435. But we can help. We got tools.
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436. - We got pry bar, a sawzall.
- Fine. I'll take 'em.
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437. How you gonna get out?
You know they got marshals watching.
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438. I'll wait till after dark,
and I'll sneak out back.
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439. You're gonna walk to Riverbrook?
I got a car.
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440. - I'll steal one.
- You just leave us,
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441. what's gonna stop us
from just calling the marshal?
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442. Good point.
Maybe I'll just kill you.
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443. I'm not gonna kill you,
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444. and you aren't gonna call
that marshal
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445. and get sent away
for all them burglaries you've done.
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446. You know how to bypass
burglar alarms?
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447. I do.
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448. Burglar alarms that have come along
in the last 15 years?
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449. Fiber optics, net-based?
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450. I was an alarm installer before.
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451. How do you think we got in and out of
all those houses without getting caught?
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452. All right.
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453. - You're in.
- All right.
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454. 10%.
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455. - Shirley, too. We're a team.
- Fine.
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456. But you share the 10%.
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457. Why don't you run out on the porch
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458. and sit down for a spell
and keep an eye on that marshal...
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459. Cousin Dupree?
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460. I'll do that.
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461. I know you must be angry,
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462. but I swear I kept my knees together
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463. for 10 years after you went in.
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464. Finally I realized I had to live.
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465. Baby, I understand that.
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466. Frankly, I'm surprised you hadn't gone
after my money before now.
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467. We only went
after it now 'cause we had to.
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468. Folks in Riverbrook,
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469. they've been remodeling instead
of selling 'cause of the downturn,
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470. and we just didn't want someone
to stumble on it.
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471. - That's all.
- That was the reason, huh?
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472. Nothing to do with me
getting out in three months.
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473. I told Dupree about it
a couple months ago,
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474. and he knows alarms and all,
and he just thought we should try it.
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475. You know,
Dupree has ambitions, plans.
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476. For what, a chain of Dildo stores?
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477. Not just Dildos.
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478. I told the manager
I was your girlfriend.
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479. I'm not being presumptuous
and saying that I am.
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480. I just wanted to surprise you.
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481. And you did.
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482. I can't sleep with you, Ava.
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483. Now look who's being presumptuous.
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484. I know about the assistant attorney
who wants to talk to you.
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485. I can't be getting amorous
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486. with a witness in a shooting
I was involved in.
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487. Couldn't we just make out a little?
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488. You want me to drive back to Harlan?
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489. You can stay.
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490. I could always sleep on the floor.
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491. It's your bed.
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492. I'll take the floor.
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493. Can we just put on a little music
and dance?
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494. Do you know why the pentecostals
don't have sex standing up?
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495. It could lead to dancing.
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496. You can talk about cars
having a new-car smell.
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497. This car has
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498. an "old car somebody died in" smell.
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499. You had a car somebody died in.
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500. You mean Baxter?
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501. Technically,
he died outside the car,
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502. - when he hit the tree.
- No, I'm not talking about Baxter.
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503. I'm talking about the red car.
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504. My lord.
That '71 valiant.
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505. - I called it the rocket.
- The rocket. That's right.
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506. He told me he got it cheap 'cause
the old guy who owned it died in it
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507. and no one wants to buy
a dead man's car.
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508. And I kept joking
maybe it was haunted.
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509. And then we went for a drive
in the country... windows down,
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510. breathing in the night air...
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511. and all of a sudden
I hear this moaning sound.
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512. You know, like a ghost.
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513. And I about shit a brick.
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514. And this one can't stop laughing.
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515. Andhe shows me a tape recorder
under the seat
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516. playing him sounding like a ghost.
Can you believe that?
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517. Y'all want to keep jawing
about the old days,
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518. or y'all want stay
on the money train?
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519. What address are you looking for?
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520. I'm not.
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521. When I stashed the money,
these houses were still being built.
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522. - They didn't have addresses.
- Then what are you looking for?
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523. You were onto something
with my lucky number... 323.
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524. But it's not in the address.
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525. Are you gonna tell us or not?
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526. The first thing they built out here
was that school we passed back yonder.
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527. That was my starting point.
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528. I took the third right
and the second left,
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529. and the third house on the right...
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530. 323...
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531. which puts it right...
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532. here.
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533. No burglar alarm.
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534. Apparently I didn't need
your help after all.
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535. About as much as we needed
your car-stealing skills.
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536. - I stole one.
- Could have rented one faster,
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537. and it wouldn't have
smelled like a grave.
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538. Keep it up and your 10%
is gonna be 5%.
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539. Whatever you say, old man.
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540. You want to argue,
or find some money?
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541. Come on, Martha Stewart.
Just drop that.
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542. Here we go. Right here.
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543. Maybe you counted wrong.
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544. I counted right.
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545. Maybe you counted wrong
15 years ago.
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546. I didn't count wrong...
not then, not now.
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547. The only possibilities are
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548. some other folks found the money
and are long gone
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549. or that school got up
and moved somehow.
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550. - Which do you think is more likely?
- Let me get this straight.
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551. After all this time, you don't have
any idea where that money is?
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552. No, I guess I don't.
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553. We don't really need you,
then, after all, do we?
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554. Come on, let's go.
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555. I'm sorry.
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556. You have gone so long.
I just couldn't wait.
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557. Sorry.
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558. You look good, Coop.
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559. Come on, we got some shit to do.
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560. - Do you know where the money is?
- I do now.
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561. Where are you going?
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562. I ain't getting
in that shit heap again.
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563. We get the money,
we'll take ourselves another car.
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564. Ain't nobody gonna stop us.
Now, come on.
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565. I think I know
where Cooper's money is.
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566. Come on, baby.
When we get that money,
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567. I'm gonna buy you anything you want.
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568. Shit.
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569. Got to ask...
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570. why the hat?
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571. Honestly,
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572. I tried it on one time, and it fit.
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573. Shit!
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574. You don't do exactly as I say, you get
two in the chest and one in the head!
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575. You boosted a Gremlin?
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576. Hell, with all the alarms and stuff
they got on cars these days,
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577. that's all I could get.
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578. I tried to get a Mustang.
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579. So, what happened?
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580. They take the money and run?
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581. No. There wasn't any.
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582. Why'd they shoot you?
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583. I don't know.
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584. I don't care.
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585. I thought I broke out
'cause of the money,
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586. but then I saw Shirley.
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587. Maybe Dupree figured out
where the money is.
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588. I don't see how.
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589. I told him either the money was here
and somebody found it and took off
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590. or that school up and moved.
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591. I knew where the money
was in relation to the school.
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592. Which one?
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593. We passed two driving around.
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594. Shit.
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595. 15 years is a long time.
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596. We shouldn't have taken the money.
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597. - You enjoyed it just as much as I did.
- Shut up!
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598. How'd you find it?
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599. Mr. "I'm too cheap to hire a plumber"
tried to put in a new dishwasher
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600. and flooded the entire place,
and then we had to replace the floor.
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601. I'm an idiot.
But if it wasn't for me,
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602. - we never would have found my money.
- And we wouldn't be sitting here!
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603. Where was your second-guessing
when you got your new boobs?
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604. You enjoyed them a lot
more than I ever did!
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605. - They're very nice.
- Shut up.
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606. Now,
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607. I want what's left
of the money right now,
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608. or I start shooting.
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609. There is none.
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610. - I'll start with you.
- He's telling the truth.
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611. After the boat and the car
and my boobs and the Tvs,
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612. it's all gone.
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613. - He's got them tied to chairs.
- We take the back.
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614. Rachel and Raylan,
you take the front.
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615. You got a story for cousin Dupree?
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616. Yeah, but it's pretty simple.
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617. If he does anything out of line,
I get to shoot him.
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618. That's a good story.
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620. $700.
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621. $700
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622. - for a pair of shoes?
- They're alligator.
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623. Got your alligator's attention?
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624. We'll get you every last cent
we have!
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625. Just please don't shoot anymore!
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626. Untie the woman.
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627. She might could take us to the bank.
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628. No. Shit.
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629. Stop.
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630. The banks ain't open this hour.
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631. Shit!
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632. Let me think.
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633. US Marshals.
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634. I was wondering
if I could come inside.
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635. No, you can't come inside!
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636. Dupree, this isn't your home.
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637. Mr. Lonner,
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638. - may I come inside?
- God, yes! Come inside!
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639. - You ain't calling the shots here.
- Just coming inside
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641. - There ain't nothing to explain.
- 10 seconds.
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642. Can you just keep your gun down
for 10 seconds?
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643. I can tell you both what's what.
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644. You can see my hands.
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645. Now I'm gonna give you a choice.
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646. You won't like it,
but it's real simple.
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647. If you raise your gun again,
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649. Aim at the family, you're dead.
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650. If you move too fast from
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652. In fact, I'd say
dropping your weapons
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653. and putting your hands behind your head
is the only viable option, but
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654. that's your choice.
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655. We got guns and hostages here.
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656. I see that.
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657. Do you really think
you can draw and fire
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658. before one of us pulls the trigger?
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659. This ain't about me.
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660. This is about deputy tim gutterson,
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661. sniper in the afghan war.
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662. I don't see him.
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663. You got a little sniper
in your pocket?
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664. He's out back,
across the street there.
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665. He bullshitting?
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666. I see cars and people.
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667. I don't see a sniper.
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668. He's there, or I wouldn't be here.
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669. Where's the light
switch for this room?
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670. Now,
I know that wasn't on the list, but...
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671. - Where's the goddamn light switch?
- On the wall, by your friend.
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672. Shirley, find that switch.
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673. - On three, flip the switch.
- Don't do it.
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674. One...
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676. Why'd you turn the light back on?
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677. He had no need to shoot my husband.
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678. Initial here,
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679. here, and here.
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680. Going solo again?
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681. Another deputy in the car.
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682. - Learned your lesson?
- Until I forget.
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683. Stand up, walk through.
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684. Put your feet on the feet.
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685. You know the drill.
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686. How's the gut?
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687. They tell me my plumbing's okay, but
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689. I think we're good.
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690. Did you find the money?
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691. The couple in the house found it.
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692. They enjoy it?
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693. They bought a lot of stuff.
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695. I haven't.
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697. But she helped you guys nail Dupree,
right?
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698. - That ought to count for something.
- She's still gonna pull some time.
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699. Maybe we'll get out
about the same time.
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702. Man.
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