1. Previously on "Justice League":Copy !req
2. What brings you to the City of Lights?Copy !req
3. I never miss a good party.Copy !req
4. Diana, I'd like to introduce you
to my fiancé.Copy !req
5. Vandal Savage is a Nazi war criminal.Copy !req
6. - He was...
- My grandfather.Copy !req
7. Vandal Savage III.
A pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
8. Look at what we've got so far:Copy !req
9. A Kasnian operative
stealing military secrets...Copy !req
10. Kasnia spearheading
the international Space Station.Copy !req
11. Good cover to
circumvent the embargo they're under.Copy !req
12. Platform One is ours.Copy !req
13. It's Wonder Woman.
- Why don't you have a word with her.Copy !req
14. Ah!Copy !req
15. It's the king. He's had a stroke.Copy !req
16. If my father cannot rule,
my duty is clear.Copy !req
17. For the good of Kasnia, I must assume
the throne until my father is able again.Copy !req
18. The people need reassurance
of the royal family's continuity.Copy !req
19. Our wedding will take place immediately.Copy !req
20. Easy. That's quite a shot you took.Copy !req
21. - I miss anything?
- Plenty.Copy !req
22. Your friend Audrey's moved up
the wedding. It's happening right now.Copy !req
23. Like Hades it is.Copy !req
24. You go there uninvited,
you'll be breaking international law.Copy !req
25. I get my hands on Savage,
that's not all I'll be breaking.Copy !req
26. You coming?Copy !req
27. Hera.Copy !req
28. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in
the presence of God and this company...Copy !req
29. that Princess Audrey II of Kasnia
and Vandal Savage...Copy !req
30. may be united in holy matrimony.Copy !req
31. This relationship is an honorable
and sacred one...Copy !req
32. designed to unite two sympathies
and hopes into one.Copy !req
33. And it rests upon the mutual confidence
and devotion of husband and wife.Copy !req
34. Therefore, it is not by any
to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly.Copy !req
35. But reverently, discreetly, soberly...Copy !req
36. and in the fear of God,
into this holy estate...Copy !req
37. these two persons present
come now to be joined.Copy !req
38. If anyone has cause why this couple
should not be united in marriage...Copy !req
39. let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.Copy !req
40. Audrey, stop!
I won't let you marry him. He...Copy !req
41. Ah!Copy !req
42. Does anyone else have any objections?Copy !req
43. Introducing, for the first time...Copy !req
44. Her Royal Highness, Queen Audrey,
and her husband, Prince Vandal Savage.Copy !req
45. What was Diana thinking?
Has she lost her mind?Copy !req
46. It's obvious she's grown
quite attached to you.Copy !req
47. I'm fond of her too,
but her behavior is inexcusable.Copy !req
48. Banish it from your mind. Today
is your wedding day, my beautiful queen.Copy !req
49. I know that you married me
out of duty...Copy !req
50. but when I look into your eyes,
I wanna give you the world.Copy !req
51. Sometimes I almost believe you would
if you could.Copy !req
52. We'll see.Copy !req
53. Vandal?Copy !req
54. - Where is my husband?
- Attending to a minor diplomatic matter.Copy !req
55. I'm to tell you that he will return shortly.Copy !req
56. If Her Majesty requires anything,
I can send a chambermaid for it.Copy !req
57. If I need any assistance taking a walk,
I'll let you know.Copy !req
58. How dare you burst in here
and ruin my wedding.Copy !req
59. Aren't you even curious about
what Savage is up to? He's dangerous.Copy !req
60. Why? Do you think he might
throw a tank through my wall?Copy !req
61. Grow up. He's obviously using you.Copy !req
62. He's amassing military
and political power.Copy !req
63. For what?Copy !req
64. What do you think?
He's got to be stopped!Copy !req
65. You're a raving lunatic. Not to say
you weren't fun to go clubbing with.Copy !req
66. This isn't a joke, Audrey.Copy !req
67. I think Savage is responsible
for your father's sudden illness.Copy !req
68. And I think you've just crossed a line.Copy !req
69. Don't walk away, Audrey.
You're making a big mistake.Copy !req
70. I can do whatever I please.
Surely you've noticed by now.Copy !req
71. - Busy?
- Merely fortifying our defenses.Copy !req
72. Wonder Woman penetrated them
too easily.Copy !req
73. She just accused you of being
some sort of power-mad monster.Copy !req
74. - Did she?
- We go out live in two minutes.Copy !req
75. - Vandal, what...?
- Shh.Copy !req
76. You'll spoil the surprise.Copy !req
77. Batman to Watchtower.Copy !req
78. Hey, hope you're having fun.
I'm up here watching the paint dry.Copy !req
79. Wonder Woman's being held captive.
She's too well-guarded to extract her.Copy !req
80. Need backup?
I'll grab the "Johns," and we'll...Copy !req
81. J'ONN: Flash, Green Lantern,
join me in the monitor room.Copy !req
82. - We have a developing situation.
- What is it?Copy !req
83. I've got Bats on the other line.Copy !req
84. Well, look who's back.Copy !req
85. Today the world changes.
Kasnia is at the forefront of that change.Copy !req
86. Crucial to these changes
was Kasnia's contribution.Copy !req
87. To the International Space Station,
Platform One.Copy !req
88. A contribution somewhat larger
than you've been led to believe.Copy !req
89. No. Even he wouldn't...Copy !req
90. This device is called a mass driver.Copy !req
91. But I prefer its more colloquial
A rail gun.Copy !req
92. It's all very complicated.
Perhaps a demonstration is in order.Copy !req
93. The asteroid is mostly iron ore.Copy !req
94. The large coils are
a magnetic accelerator.Copy !req
95. The target is anywhere I say.Copy !req
96. This time? Were I the USS Avington
carrier group, I'd pick up my pace.Copy !req
97. With our rail gun in orbit,
Kasnia has the ultimate high ground.Copy !req
98. I am now the dominant
military power on Earth.Copy !req
99. And there are going to be some changes.Copy !req
100. Item one...Copy !req
101. That weapon must be destroyed.
Its destructive potential is unimaginable.Copy !req
102. I don't have to imagine it.
I saw the Yoon'gar of Omega Centauri...Copy !req
103. use one to blow an inhabited moon
out of orbit.Copy !req
104. - You get all that?
Most of it.Copy !req
105. We'll have to fend for ourselves.
Taking out that weapon is priority.Copy !req
106. - What's the plan?
- We blow that thing out of the sky.Copy !req
107. It is possible that there
are still hostages on board.Copy !req
108. Astronauts or military,
they know the risks.Copy !req
109. - Still, if we can save them, we should.
- I concur.Copy !req
110. If I were them,
I'd want you to save the world...Copy !req
111. - not waste time coming back for me.
- Yeah, but we'd come anyway.Copy !req
112. Spotters identify the bogey
as the Javelin Seven. May we...?Copy !req
113. By all means.Copy !req
114. Ugh!Copy !req
115. - I can't control this thing!
- Not your fault, avionics are off-line.Copy !req
116. Ugh!Copy !req
117. Brace yourselves, we're going down.Copy !req
118. Target destroyed.Copy !req
119. Vandal, what do you think you're doing?Copy !req
120. Destroying the Justice League,
building a rail gun...Copy !req
121. assuming total dominion
over the Earth.Copy !req
122. You're ranting like your grandfather
in an old newsreel.Copy !req
123. Sweet, foolish child.
Wonder Woman was right all along.Copy !req
124. Ridiculous. You'd have to be
over 100 years old.Copy !req
125. I'm far older than that.Copy !req
126. The first time a meteor granted
me power was over 25,000 years ago.Copy !req
127. While my fellows cowered, I dared
approach the strangely glowing rock.Copy !req
128. It was warm,
and the night was very cold.Copy !req
129. I slept curled up next to it, not realizing
what its rays were doing to me.Copy !req
130. But over the millennia, as I watched
those around me grow old and die...Copy !req
131. while I remained unchanged,
I discovered the truth...Copy !req
132. and came to accept my destiny.Copy !req
133. - Destiny?
- I live to rule.Copy !req
134. Delusions of grandeur aside,
I rule Kasnia.Copy !req
135. That's why I married you.Copy !req
136. - It's also why I poisoned your father.
- You poisoned...?Copy !req
137. Ah!Copy !req
138. Guards, confine this brat
to her quarters.Copy !req
139. Unhand me, I command you!
Let me go!Copy !req
140. You have any idea what this is gonna do
to our insurance premiums?Copy !req
141. I don't suppose anybody
brought the keys.Copy !req
142. Whoops.Copy !req
143. Secure the control room,
I'll find the hostages.Copy !req
144. That won't distract them for long.Copy !req
145. Hold these, would you?Copy !req
146. Sucker.Copy !req
147. Argh!Copy !req
148. Ugh!Copy !req
149. Ah!Copy !req
150. - Is this everybody?
- Yeah.Copy !req
151. Stay with me.
Once we shut this place down...Copy !req
152. Let me out! Do you hear me?
I demand that I be set free immediately!Copy !req
153. - Oh, hi.
- Audrey, we need your help.Copy !req
154. I can't even help myself.
Vandal's usurped my father's throne.Copy !req
155. You're the queen. You have
to take command of the situation.Copy !req
156. - How?
- You can start...Copy !req
157. by taking us to the control room.Copy !req
158. - They're stalling, Vox.
- Sir?Copy !req
159. The nations of the world.Copy !req
160. Instead of paying me tribute,
they're stalling and plotting against me.Copy !req
161. They'll have to be taught who's in
charge. A shame. I rather enjoyed Paris.Copy !req
162. Hang on, buddy.Copy !req
163. Ugh!Copy !req
164. - He's inside.
- Stay here.Copy !req
165. Can I borrow your earrings?Copy !req
166. Heck of a time to accessorize.Copy !req
167. - Breathe easy. You're gonna be okay.
- Yeah?Copy !req
168. Wish I could say the same for them.Copy !req
169. Ugh!Copy !req
170. Ugh!Copy !req
171. Ugh!Copy !req
172. Ooh.Copy !req
173. - You find the control room?
- Yeah. Follow me.Copy !req
174. Apparently, you didn't get the message.
Let me make it loud and clear.Copy !req
175. Not another word!Copy !req
176. They really are a girl's best friend.Copy !req
177. You're in my way.Copy !req
178. Can't you shut this thing off?Copy !req
179. J'ONN: Batman, we couldn't
prevent the rail gun from discharging.Copy !req
180. Me neither. But I did manage
to change the targeting coordinates.Copy !req
181. - Where'd you send it?
- Right here.Copy !req
182. Hey, we can't just leave.Copy !req
183. What's to stop somebody else
from taking control of that thing?Copy !req
184. That.Copy !req
185. You've got a great deal
of rebuilding to do.Copy !req
186. I never liked the palace anyway.
Drafty.Copy !req
187. But maybe this is a chance
for me and Kasnia to make a new start.Copy !req
188. Ah!Copy !req
189. You sure can pick them.Copy !req
190. Seize that thing!Copy !req
191. I don't know how you survived.Copy !req
192. But I promise that you'll pay
for your crimes in full.Copy !req
193. Do your worst, child. I'm immortal.
I can't be killed.Copy !req
194. We'll see.Copy !req
195. You know, we never did
get to finish our dance.Copy !req
196. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
197. If you say so.
But you're still taking me dancing.Copy !req