1. We have all been
wronged by the same man.Copy !req
2. We have.Copy !req
3. We all seek the same redress.Copy !req
4. We do.Copy !req
5. We agree to work
together to achieve our ultimate goal.Copy !req
6. We will.Copy !req
7. Speak your names.Copy !req
8. Toyman.Copy !req
9. Livewire.Copy !req
10. Weather Wizard.Copy !req
11. Kalibak.Copy !req
12. Metallo.Copy !req
13. Speak the word and seal the pact.Copy !req
14. Revenge.Copy !req
15. You said he'd come.Copy !req
16. A matter of time.
He's unaccountably fond of this dump.Copy !req
17. The cops seem fond of it too.Copy !req
18. Toyman, isn't that thing ready yet?Copy !req
19. Just finishing up.Copy !req
20. Everybody down!Copy !req
21. Move!
Watch out!Copy !req
22. Get out of the way!Copy !req
23. Nice.Copy !req
24. I'm sensing something moving through
the local air mass. Heading this way fast.Copy !req
25. The rat's taking the cheese.Copy !req
26. You ready, Toyman?Copy !req
27. You bet. This will be fun.Copy !req
28. Uh-oh, wrong rat.Copy !req
29. Watch out for Iron Giant.
Those darts are no joke.Copy !req
30. Copy that.
I'm only a few minutes away.Copy !req
31. Be careful.
This is obviously an ambush.Copy !req
32. Those guys travel in bunches.
Maybe we should call this off.Copy !req
33. J'ONN: Excellent advice.
Aah!Copy !req
34. Incoming!Copy !req
35. - Windy.
- I gathered.Copy !req
36. There are so many reasons why
that shouldn't have worked.Copy !req
37. Our next priority
is to get rid of Metallo.Copy !req
38. I got an idea. Hang on.Copy !req
39. J'onn, make yourself scarce!Copy !req
40. Looks like Supes
will miss the party.Copy !req
41. Give us some more cover.
The Amazon's mine.Copy !req
42. Run!Copy !req
43. Maybe you should
get a strap for this.Copy !req
44. That all you got?Copy !req
45. Not quite.Copy !req
46. Whoa!Copy !req
47. Impressive, little man.Copy !req
48. If you stand down right now,
I'll let you live to tell the story.Copy !req
49. I just flattened Wonder Woman.
You really think you can beat me?Copy !req
50. I'm not trying to beat you.
I'm trying to stall you.Copy !req
51. Stall me? For what?Copy !req
52. Aww...Copy !req
53. For what it's worth, I don't think
you could've taken Batman either.Copy !req
54. Rain, rain, go away
Little Johnny wants to playCopy !req
55. Give it up, Toyman.
You'll never hit me with that.Copy !req
56. Maybe not.
But what about your friends?Copy !req
57. No!Copy !req
58. Superman go bye-bye!Copy !req
59. Stay back! It's full of acid!Copy !req
60. Do I look like I'm playing games?Copy !req
61. What are you gonna do to me?Copy !req
62. I'm gonna punch a hole in your head.Copy !req
63. We don't do that to our enemies.Copy !req
64. - Speak for yourself.
- I'm trying to speak for Superman.Copy !req
65. This is Snapper Carr,
returning to our coverage...Copy !req
66. of the death of Superman.Copy !req
67. I'm at First Metropolis Cathedral
where just hours from now...Copy !req
68. services will be held
for the world's greatest hero.Copy !req
69. In addition to friends,
colleagues and loved ones...Copy !req
70. heads of state from over 400 countries
are expected to attend today.Copy !req
71. In the streets of Metropolis,
as in cities all over the world...Copy !req
72. thousands have gathered to pay
their last respects to the Man of Steel.Copy !req
73. Our all-day coverage
will conclude...Copy !req
74. following Superman's ceremonial
interment later this evening.Copy !req
75. Afterwards, a panel
of commentators and pundits...Copy !req
76. will debate the question
on all lips:Copy !req
77. Without Superman,
can there be a Justice League?Copy !req
78. Our coverage of the death
of Superman will continue.Copy !req
79. I must admit, I'm also concerned
about the League's future.Copy !req
80. Never expected to hear
that kind of talk from you.Copy !req
81. How many battles did we win
simply because he was there?Copy !req
82. Yeah.Copy !req
83. I used to be able to goof around so much
because I knew Superman had my back.Copy !req
84. Now all I've got is his example.Copy !req
85. And that's gonna have to be enough.Copy !req
86. What is it, Alfred?Copy !req
87. I'm afraid it's time, Master Bruce.Copy !req
88. I'm not going to the funeral.Copy !req
89. - Why?
- Because he's not dead.Copy !req
90. What tipped me off
was the lack of evidence.Copy !req
91. Sir?Copy !req
92. I brought all this
from the crime scene.Copy !req
93. And I've examined it
every way I know how.Copy !req
94. - And you found...?
- Absolutely nothing.Copy !req
95. No scorching, no residue,
no radiation.Copy !req
96. Objects were here,
then they were gone.Copy !req
97. I'm afraid I don't understand.Copy !req
98. Matter can't be created or destroyed,
just changed from one form into another.Copy !req
99. As you say, sir.Copy !req
100. I believe I heard something about
that when I attended grammar school.Copy !req
101. Unless the law of conservation of mass
has been repealed, there's still hope.Copy !req
102. That's wonderful news,
Master Bruce.Copy !req
103. Nevertheless, don't you think
you should make an appearance?Copy !req
104. What for? I've got work to do.Copy !req
105. Batman hasn't arrived.
Have you spoken with him?Copy !req
106. He's still not answering calls.Copy !req
107. He doesn't handle loss very well.Copy !req
108. Is that him now? I can't see.Copy !req
109. I can.Copy !req
110. Luthor, how dare you
show your face here!Copy !req
111. Lois, I...Copy !req
112. You've come to gloat!Copy !req
113. You tried to get rid
of him for years!Copy !req
114. Are you happy now?
Isn't this what you've always wanted?Copy !req
115. I hate you!Copy !req
116. Believe it or not,
I'm going to miss him too.Copy !req
117. J'ONN:
Though we gather here today...Copy !req
118. bound together in sorrow and loss,
we share a precious gift.Copy !req
119. We are all of us privileged to live a life
that has been touched by Superman.Copy !req
120. The Man of Steel possessed
many extraordinary gifts...Copy !req
121. and he shared them with us freely.Copy !req
122. None of these gifts were more
remarkable than his ability to discern...Copy !req
123. what needed to be done
and his unfailing courage in doing it...Copy !req
124. whatever the personal cost.Copy !req
125. Let us all strive to accept
his gift and pass it along...Copy !req
126. as an ongoing tribute
to Kal-El of Krypton...Copy !req
127. the immigrant from the stars
who taught us all how to be heroes.Copy !req
128. And Superman holds the grenade
in his hands like this:Copy !req
129. So it blows
and he doesn't even move.Copy !req
130. And I say, "Are you all right?"Copy !req
131. - And he says...
- This is the best part.Copy !req
132. He says, "Fine. And you?"Copy !req
133. To Superman!Copy !req
134. To Superman!Copy !req
135. Perhaps this isn't the best time.Copy !req
136. But we need to consider
replenishing our forces.Copy !req
137. A new member? Who?
Aquaman maybe?Copy !req
138. - Metamorpho?
- Is Supergirl old enough?Copy !req
139. Before we look outside,
we should start with family.Copy !req
140. Batman, this is Diana.Copy !req
141. Go ahead.Copy !req
142. We're discussing the future
of the League.Copy !req
143. We hope you'll make it official,
become a full-time member.Copy !req
144. I'm busy. Batman out.Copy !req
145. Aquaman could definitely
pick up Batman's slack...Copy !req
146. in the "pompous jerk" department.Copy !req
147. He's grieving. Give him time.Copy !req
148. What's with all the long faces,
Justice Dweebs?Copy !req
149. It's like a wake in here. Lighten up.Copy !req
150. The answer to all your problems
has arrived.Copy !req
151. Since we're going to be working
together, you can call me Lobo.Copy !req
152. You are not welcome here.
This is a private gathering.Copy !req
153. Yeah. Superman kicked the bucket.Copy !req
154. That's why I'm here.Copy !req
155. I don't know you.
But I'm pretty sure I don't like you.Copy !req
156. Good instinct. His name is Lobo.Copy !req
157. He's a lowlife bounty hunter.Copy !req
158. The main man happens to be the best
bounty hunter in the known universe.Copy !req
159. You could ask Superman
if he weren't busy pushing up daisies.Copy !req
160. Hey, don't talk about him like that.
Superman was our friend.Copy !req
161. Mine too.
I saved his life once, you know.Copy !req
162. That's not how he told the story.Copy !req
163. Whatever. The point is,
Superman bit the big one.Copy !req
164. And the main man's here
to take his place.Copy !req
165. You're no Superman.Copy !req
166. The ladies say different.Copy !req
167. Stay down.Copy !req
168. On the contrary, get up and leave.Copy !req
169. The Justice League does not require
your services at this or any other time.Copy !req
170. Now I get it.Copy !req
171. You don't think the main man
is tough enough...Copy !req
172. to join your little
Girl Scout troop.Copy !req
173. Easy mistake to fix.Copy !req
174. You want an audition?Copy !req
175. Come on, ladies. Let's dance!Copy !req
176. Another dead end.Copy !req
177. I'm beginning to wonder
if I might be wrong.Copy !req
178. I've got some things to say.Copy !req
179. I should've said them
when you were here.Copy !req
180. But despite our differences,
I have nothing but respect for you.Copy !req
181. I hope you knew... Know that.Copy !req
182. You showed me that justice doesn't
always have to come from the darkness.Copy !req
183. I'll miss...Copy !req
184. What did you always call it, Clark?
"The never-ending battle"?Copy !req
185. This is hopeless. We may as well
be throwing candy corn at them.Copy !req
186. So, what do you wanna do?
Give them the city?Copy !req
187. You think your pitiful
human prison can hold me?Copy !req
188. This looks like a job for Superman!Copy !req
189. But I don't think he's coming.Copy !req
190. Too bad. He was kind of cute.Copy !req
191. Come on, Green Longjohns!Copy !req
192. Let me out of here
so I can go upside your head!Copy !req
193. Remember to look both ways
before you cross me.Copy !req
194. - Huh?
- You talk too much.Copy !req
195. Whoa.Copy !req
196. You want to settle down now?
Please say no.Copy !req
197. I got it!Copy !req
198. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
199. All right, that's it!Copy !req
200. I'm okay!Copy !req
201. All right. Guess I'll let y'all
stay on the team with me.Copy !req
202. But I'm the leader. Ow!Copy !req
203. The Justice League is about
more than physical power.Copy !req
204. It's about ideals, caring, helping.Copy !req
205. Buy me a ticket to Pukesville!Copy !req
206. All right, all right!Copy !req
207. Say what you want, but
the Justice League needs the main man.Copy !req
208. He might be right.Copy !req
209. Metropolis is under siege.Copy !req
210. Following
a mass jailbreak...Copy !req
211. dozens of super-villains
are running amok downtown...Copy !req
212. apparently in celebration
of the loss...Copy !req
213. You ain't gonna be sorry
you brought the main man!Copy !req
214. Right. Like we were gonna leave
you alone in the Watchtower.Copy !req
215. But long as I'm here,
I get to bust heads!Copy !req
216. You will do precisely as we instruct.
No more, no less.Copy !req
217. Sure thing.
Finder's keepers on any bounties, right?Copy !req
218. You need to be quiet now.Copy !req
219. Get your own money. There's plenty.Copy !req
220. Guess that was a little too much
to hope for.Copy !req
221. Hey, hat-hair!Copy !req
222. Want a piece of me?Copy !req
223. Wuss.Copy !req
224. I'm going to grind you into paste!Copy !req
225. Awful brave talk for a dead man.Copy !req
226. I'm not dead yet.Copy !req
227. You're right.
My watch is about 10 seconds fast.Copy !req
228. J'ONN:
Does that account for everyone?Copy !req
229. Say it. Say it.Copy !req
230. "Uncle."Copy !req
231. I can't hear you!Copy !req
232. He's beaten. Put the car down.Copy !req
233. I was gonna. Pretty good, huh?Copy !req
234. When you got Lobo on your team,
who needs Superman?Copy !req