1. Previously
on "Justice League"...Copy !req
2. This is the end of an era.Copy !req
3. The end of your era, maybe.Copy !req
4. Ack! Uhhh! Ohhh!Copy !req
5. My tests indicate you have a rare form
of blood poisoning.Copy !req
6. It's terminal.Copy !req
7. Cheetah,
Sapphire, Grundy,Copy !req
8. glad you could make it.Copy !req
9. And of course,
you all know the Ultra-Humanite.Copy !req
10. You will all be paid
most handsomelyCopy !req
11. if you can do one simple job...Copy !req
12. Destroy Superman and
the Justice League.Copy !req
13. Hyah! Aah!Copy !req
14. - That venom almost killed you.
- So?Copy !req
15. So, you're staying here.Copy !req
16. You're the only one of us
without special powers,Copy !req
17. but you don't need
to prove yourself.Copy !req
18. Aah! Ugh!Copy !req
19. Ohh...Copy !req
20. Wakey,
wakey, Batman.Copy !req
21. Joker.Copy !req
22. I should have known
you'd be in on this.Copy !req
23. Really? Ha! I must be
falling into a rut.Copy !req
24. You're not going to leave him like this,
are you?Copy !req
25. Why?Copy !req
26. Hello?Copy !req
27. He's still alive.Copy !req
28. And he's going
to stay that wayCopy !req
29. until I say we don't need
him anymore.Copy !req
30. Lex, Lex, listen to
someone who knows.Copy !req
31. Don't wait.
Do it now.Copy !req
32. - You don't like my decisions?
Leave! - Oof!Copy !req
33. And they say I'm crazy.Copy !req
34. What? Those restraints
are pure titanium.Copy !req
35. He'll never get loose.Copy !req
36. And that stasis fieldCopy !req
37. will prevent the Martian
from locating him.Copy !req
38. Now, Batman, you must have
some kind of pass keyCopy !req
39. or access code I can use
against your friends.Copy !req
40. Where is it?Copy !req
41. Guess.Copy !req
42. Grundy?Copy !req
43. Ugh!Copy !req
44. Oof.Copy !req
45. I told you.Copy !req
46. Shut up!Copy !req
47. Bring that upstairs.
I'll get it open.Copy !req
48. Ohhh.Copy !req
49. Humanite, Grundy,
watch him.Copy !req
50. Grundy,Copy !req
51. what's Luthor paying
you for this?Copy !req
52. Money...
Lots of it.Copy !req
53. As much as he's getting?Copy !req
54. I don't know.Copy !req
55. Look at all you've had
to put up with.Copy !req
56. You should be getting more.Copy !req
57. More than me?
Preposterous.Copy !req
58. Is it?Copy !req
59. Fascinating.Copy !req
60. Careful.Copy !req
61. Just because you won't live
to see old ageCopy !req
62. doesn't mean the rest
of us don't want to.Copy !req
63. What was that?Copy !req
64. I should have known.Copy !req
65. Unhand me,
you worthless zombie!Copy !req
66. Take that back!Copy !req
67. Stop it right now!Copy !req
68. You imbeciles are killing me
faster than the Kryptonite.Copy !req
69. Sorry.Copy !req
70. You did this, didn't you?Copy !req
71. Well, it won't happen again.Copy !req
72. Cheetah!Copy !req
73. Take over here.Copy !req
74. If our friend causes
any more trouble,Copy !req
75. gag him!Copy !req
76. What's wrong?Copy !req
77. You don't look so good.Copy !req
78. Maybe we should get paid now.Copy !req
79. I'm fine.Copy !req
80. Now get out!Copy !req
81. I've got work to do.Copy !req
82. They're right.Copy !req
83. You don't look good.Copy !req
84. Can't give up now.Copy !req
85. I just need
to buy more time.Copy !req
86. Can't you help?Copy !req
87. Perhaps, but...Copy !req
88. But what?Copy !req
89. It will cost extra.Copy !req
90. I keep telling you,
I don't know anything.Copy !req
91. I'm just an innocent...Copy !req
92. Flash and Copperhead:
Victim of circumstances.Copy !req
93. Yeah, yeah, we know.Copy !req
94. Copperhead, when are you gonna
get some senseCopy !req
95. and tell us where Luthor is?Copy !req
96. Ooh, this must be the partCopy !req
97. where I get so scared
I spill my guts.Copy !req
98. I'm warning you!Copy !req
99. What are you gonna do,
boy scout,Copy !req
100. short my sheets?Copy !req
101. Give me a wedgie?Copy !req
102. Guards!Copy !req
103. Take him back to the holding cell.Copy !req
104. Hasta la vista.Copy !req
105. That went well.Copy !req
106. How does Batman do it?Copy !req
107. And then what happened?Copy !req
108. My research opened
whole new worlds.Copy !req
109. There was so much to do.Copy !req
110. But so little funding.Copy !req
111. You know about that.Copy !req
112. You didn't have enough
for research subjects,Copy !req
113. so you used yourself.Copy !req
114. And now I'm a freak.Copy !req
115. That's not what I see.Copy !req
116. I see someone
who was willingCopy !req
117. to give up everythingCopy !req
118. for a cause she believed in.Copy !req
119. How do you know
so much about me?Copy !req
120. Let's just say cats aren't
the only ones who are curious.Copy !req
121. Too much curiosity
can be dangerous.Copy !req
122. Maybe...
I like danger.Copy !req
123. Do you?Copy !req
124. Try me.Copy !req
125. Mmm.Copy !req
126. She's been
down there too long.Copy !req
127. Forget it.
There's no wayCopy !req
128. I'm going to leave you
alone with him.Copy !req
129. But, Lexy, where's
your sense of fun?Copy !req
130. Besides, it won't cost
you a cent.Copy !req
131. Humanite,
go relieve Cheetah.Copy !req
132. Can't you send Grundy?Copy !req
133. Just do what I say.Copy !req
134. It's your funeral.Copy !req
135. Finally!Copy !req
136. Hey, what are you looking for...Copy !req
137. Batcar keys, batbreath mints?Copy !req
138. Ooh!Copy !req
139. Careful, you idiot!Copy !req
140. Wait. This is it.Copy !req
141. What?Copy !req
142. The key to our victory.Copy !req
143. Whoa!Copy !req
144. Grundy not like heights!Copy !req
145. Hang on.
We're almost there.Copy !req
146. What?Copy !req
147. Intruders.Copy !req
148. Oof!Copy !req
149. Well done, Grundy.
Shall we get to work?Copy !req
150. Still no word from J'onn?Copy !req
151. Not since he sounded
the alarm.Copy !req
152. Something's wrong up there.Copy !req
153. I can feel it.Copy !req
154. Then let's go!Copy !req
155. Show time, everybody!Copy !req
156. Live and in color,Copy !req
157. the end of the Justice League.Copy !req
158. Don't make me laugh.Copy !req
159. Ha ha ha!
It's no joke!Copy !req
160. There's a surprise hidden
in your little clubhouse.Copy !req
161. And once your chums get there...
Kablooey!Copy !req
162. Popcorn?Copy !req
163. Oh, well, more for me.Copy !req
164. Joker, you nauseate me.Copy !req
165. Ohhh!Copy !req
166. He's going to miss the showCopy !req
167. and the sequel.Copy !req
168. What sequel?Copy !req
169. After the bomb gets
your friends,Copy !req
170. I get you!Copy !req
171. J'onn!Copy !req
172. He's out cold.Copy !req
173. What could have happened?Copy !req
174. I'll take him to
the medical bay.Copy !req
175. You find Batman.Copy !req
176. Any minute now.Copy !req
177. Any minute.Copy !req
178. And then we get paid, right?Copy !req
179. Please, can't you let me
savor this one moment?Copy !req
180. Sorry.Copy !req
181. We've looked everywhere.Copy !req
182. Batman's gone.Copy !req
183. And so is the shuttle.Copy !req
184. That must be him.
Hello?Copy !req
185. I beg your pardon? Where?Copy !req
186. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
187. What did he say?Copy !req
188. It wasn't Batman.Copy !req
189. It was someone saying
there's a bomb up here.Copy !req
190. Must be some kind of joke.Copy !req
191. No, this is serious.
That's a secure line.Copy !req
192. Then what are we waiting for?
Spread out and find it.Copy !req
193. Nope.Copy !req
194. Zilch!Copy !req
195. Nada.Copy !req
196. Unh!Copy !req
197. Not here.Copy !req
198. Upper levels are clear.Copy !req
199. Nothing on this deck.Copy !req
200. Keep looking.Copy !req
201. Wait. I've got
a thermal pattern.Copy !req
202. It's faint, but...Copy !req
203. Flash!Copy !req
204. I'm on it!Copy !req
205. Unh!Copy !req
206. Yes!Copy !req
207. No!Copy !req
208. It's not fair.
They should be cosmic dust!Copy !req
209. Unh!Copy !req
210. Luthor, calm down.
Your condition...Copy !req
211. What do you care?Copy !req
212. You're just a bunch
of incompetent,Copy !req
213. money-grubbing crooks!Copy !req
214. That's it.Copy !req
215. I don't know about
the rest of you,Copy !req
216. - but I'm out of here.
- Me, too.Copy !req
217. Wait! I'll double your pay.Copy !req
218. What's the point?
It's over!Copy !req
219. No. We can still win
if we lure them here.Copy !req
220. I have a plan,
but we've got to stick together.Copy !req
221. Grundy not that dumb.Copy !req
222. All right then, triple!Copy !req
223. Batman's still
not answering.Copy !req
224. J'onn: It was Star Sapphire,Copy !req
225. Grundy, and the Shade.Copy !req
226. I saw them coming,
and then everything went black.Copy !req
227. How could they
have gotten in?Copy !req
228. Only one way...Copy !req
229. With Batman's transmitter.Copy !req
230. Oh, they ruined
the punch line.Copy !req
231. But I can still
have my fun.Copy !req
232. Oh!Copy !req
233. Ugh!Copy !req
234. Not funny, bats!Copy !req
235. Ooh!Copy !req
236. Luthor not want
you alone with him.Copy !req
237. Oh, come on,
Grundy, old pal.Copy !req
238. What's a couple of nicks
between friends?Copy !req
239. Go away.Copy !req
240. Party pooper.Copy !req
241. Thanks.Copy !req
242. If you hadn't come
along when you did...Copy !req
243. Could I have some water?Copy !req
244. Ok.Copy !req
245. Hey!Copy !req
246. Thanks.Copy !req
247. Uh-oh.Copy !req
248. Batman, thinking:
J'onn, can you hear me?Copy !req
249. I know where he is.Copy !req
250. Ohh!Copy !req
251. Will he be all right?Copy !req
252. This containment unit
should stabilize his condition.Copy !req
253. The next few minutes
will tell.Copy !req
254. Mr. Luthor?Copy !req
255. Mr. Luthor?Copy !req
256. Batman broke that...
Static thingy!Copy !req
257. He's probably already
contacted the Martian.Copy !req
258. They'll be here soon.Copy !req
259. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
260. Don't panic.Copy !req
261. We'll be ready for themCopy !req
262. once we get rid
of the traitor.Copy !req
263. Traitor?Copy !req
264. Think about it.Copy !req
265. The only way they couldCopy !req
266. have found the bomb is
if someone told them...Copy !req
267. One of us!Copy !req
268. Fortunately,
this old place still hasCopy !req
269. functioning
surveillance cameras.Copy !req
270. No, I didn't!
I wouldn't!Copy !req
271. You can't think...Copy !req
272. Get her!Copy !req
273. Ugh! Oof!Copy !req
274. Unh!Copy !req
275. Hello, kitty.Copy !req
276. Aaahhh! Unh!Copy !req
277. And they say
I'm not a team player.Copy !req
278. Grundy,Copy !req
279. The pretty kitty's all yours.Copy !req
280. Unh...Copy !req
281. No, it wasn't me.Copy !req
282. You've got the wrong one!Copy !req
283. Wait!Copy !req
284. Now, let them come!Copy !req
285. There!Copy !req
286. Batman's definitely inside.Copy !req
287. And so are
the rest of them.Copy !req
288. Green Lantern:
Then it's a hostage situation.Copy !req
289. They may try to
use him as a shield.Copy !req
290. Not if I can help it.
Wait!Copy !req
291. Batman?Copy !req
292. J'onn, don't!Copy !req
293. Aaahh!Copy !req
294. Ohh!Copy !req
295. And so, it begins.Copy !req
296. Time's up.Copy !req
297. Now we do it my way.Copy !req
298. Unh!Copy !req
299. Oof!Copy !req
300. Oof!Copy !req
301. Ahh!Copy !req
302. Ugh!Copy !req
303. Oof!Copy !req
304. One down.Copy !req
305. Ugh!Copy !req
306. Oof!Copy !req
307. Ugh! Oof!Copy !req
308. Catch!Copy !req
309. Mama!Copy !req
310. Ugh!Copy !req
311. Ahh!Copy !req
312. Oof!Copy !req
313. Ugh! Oof!
Unh! Ugh!Copy !req
314. Duck!Copy !req
315. Unh!Copy !req
316. I tried to warn her.Copy !req
317. Lights out, Shade.Copy !req
318. Unh! Oof!Copy !req
319. Oh! Ahh! Oof!Copy !req
320. Whoa!Copy !req
321. Oof! Oh!Copy !req
322. Enough!Copy !req
323. Where's Luthor?Copy !req
324. Right here!Copy !req
325. Unh!Copy !req
326. And I'm going to enjoy
every moment of this.Copy !req
327. Why so surprised, Superman?Copy !req
328. It's a basic rule
of business...Copy !req
329. Turn every weakness
into a strength.Copy !req
330. Of course, that's a lessonCopy !req
331. you may not live
to appreciate.Copy !req
332. Neither will you, Lex.Copy !req
333. Ooh...Copy !req
334. Et tu,
Humanite? Oof.Copy !req
335. Green Lantern:
Don't move!Copy !req
336. I surrender.Copy !req
337. Whoopsie.
Time to run!Copy !req
338. But there's still one unfinished
piece of business.Copy !req
339. What?Copy !req
340. Unh!Copy !req
341. Oof! Oh!Copy !req
342. No fair!Copy !req
343. How'd you get free?Copy !req
344. I could have
escaped anytime,Copy !req
345. but I thought
I'd stick aroundCopy !req
346. to keep an eye
on you clowns.Copy !req
347. Oof! Oh...Copy !req
348. You're despicable.Copy !req
349. Wait!Copy !req
350. You'll keep our bargain?Copy !req
351. Yes. Double what
Luthor was paying.Copy !req
352. What was
that all about?Copy !req
353. Humanite!Copy !req
354. You'll pay for this,
you turncoat!Copy !req
355. Do you hear?
You'll pay!Copy !req
356. TV announcer: This program
was made possibleCopy !req
357. By a grant from
the Ultra-HumaniteCopy !req
358. And viewers like you.Copy !req