1. So,
this is how it ends.Copy !req
2. You know, I've carried
this around for yearsCopy !req
3. waiting for
just the right moment,Copy !req
4. but now that it's here,Copy !req
5. I almost feel
a little let down.Copy !req
6. Almost.Copy !req
7. Unh! Unh!Copy !req
8. Any last requests?Copy !req
9. Luthor, I have to know,Copy !req
10. those weapons you sold
to the terrorists, how...Copy !req
11. How did I get them
through customs?Copy !req
12. A gift here, a bribe there.Copy !req
13. When money talks,
people listen,Copy !req
14. like Stavros,
of the shipping company.Copy !req
15. Or Schneider,
the Interpol agentCopy !req
16. who looked the other way.Copy !req
17. Sounds like you're goingCopy !req
18. to have company in prison.Copy !req
19. It can't be!
The Kryptonite!Copy !req
20. Won't protect you any longer.Copy !req
21. No!Copy !req
22. You're usually
more careful, Lex.Copy !req
23. You slipped up.Copy !req
24. And you're going down hard.Copy !req
25. ugh!Copy !req
26. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
27. J'onn: So much
for your imageCopy !req
28. as the benevolent businessman.Copy !req
29. This is the end of an era.Copy !req
30. The end of your era, maybe.Copy !req
31. Ugh!Copy !req
32. Oh!Copy !req
33. Why do they always run?Copy !req
34. Unh!Copy !req
35. Aah! Ohh! Oh!Copy !req
36. Unh! Uh! Phew!Copy !req
37. Unh!Copy !req
38. Lex?Copy !req
39. Lex!Copy !req
40. You!Copy !req
41. Lex, this is Dr. Patel.Copy !req
42. He's got something
to tell you.Copy !req
43. No. I've got something
to tell you.Copy !req
44. Whatever I said to the Martian
won't stand up in court.Copy !req
45. I'll get the best lawyers,
the best witnesses, the best...Copy !req
46. Lex! None of that matters
anymore. Listen.Copy !req
47. Mr. Luthor,
you had a seizure.Copy !req
48. Has this happened
to you before?Copy !req
49. My tests indicate you have a rare form
of blood poisoning.Copy !req
50. Impossible!Copy !req
51. Remember that chunk
of KryptoniteCopy !req
52. you carried around
for years?Copy !req
53. What about it?
Kryptonite only affects you.Copy !req
54. Actually, we're finding that it can affect
humans, too,Copy !req
55. but only if they're exposed
over a long period.Copy !req
56. This is your fault!
All of it!Copy !req
57. What's the treatment?
Radiation? Chemo?Copy !req
58. Unfortunately,
there is no cure.Copy !req
59. Then find one!
Price is no object.Copy !req
60. I'm sorry.Copy !req
61. There's nothing I can do.Copy !req
62. It's terminal.Copy !req
63. Happy, Superman?Copy !req
64. Lex, if there's anything
I can do...Copy !req
65. You've done
more than enough.Copy !req
66. Aah!Copy !req
67. Uh! Aah!Copy !req
68. Hey, keep it down!
Can't a body die in peace around here?Copy !req
69. Exquisite.Copy !req
70. Humanite!Copy !req
71. How can you stand
that caterwauling?Copy !req
72. Music is one of the meager pleasures
I'm allowed in here,Copy !req
73. along with a few
other necessities.Copy !req
74. You should try
the culture channel.Copy !req
75. It might improve
your disposition.Copy !req
76. There's nothing wrong
with my dispositionCopy !req
77. that a little freedom
wouldn't cure.Copy !req
78. That's not what I hear.Copy !req
79. I need your help,Copy !req
80. and I can make it
worth your while.Copy !req
81. What do I need with money?Copy !req
82. Everyone needs money.Copy !req
83. The only question is...
How much?Copy !req
84. Dinner, Humanite.Copy !req
85. I'm afraid I'm a little
under the weather.Copy !req
86. Could you please
wheel it in here?Copy !req
87. What do you think?Copy !req
88. Well, he is a model prisoner,
but why take chances?Copy !req
89. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
90. Ugh!
Unh!Copy !req
91. Ohh...Copy !req
92. Salisbury steak?
Really!Copy !req
93. Luthor!Copy !req
94. Impressive, but
let's not linger.Copy !req
95. There they are!Copy !req
96. Open fire!Copy !req
97. Hang on!Copy !req
98. All units,
2 prison inmates have escaped.Copy !req
99. The Ultra-Humanite
and Lex Luthor.Copy !req
100. They are considered armed
and extremely dangerous.Copy !req
101. What we need is
a small diversion.Copy !req
102. Aah! Ow!Copy !req
103. Call the rescue unit!Copy !req
104. That should keep them busy.
Come on!Copy !req
105. Daddy, help!Copy !req
106. I need backup here, fast!Copy !req
107. I'm scared!Copy !req
108. Don't be. It's going
to be all right.Copy !req
109. Unh! Ahh!Copy !req
110. Unh!Copy !req
111. Trina!Copy !req
112. Daddy!Copy !req
113. I'm used to being thanked
when I save someone.Copy !req
114. I'm not used
to being saved.Copy !req
115. Where are Luthor
and the Humanite?Copy !req
116. We couldn't pick up
the trail.Copy !req
117. No biggie.
It's just 2 guys.Copy !req
118. How much trouble can
they give us?Copy !req
119. Easy, lady, easy.Copy !req
120. Who are you?Copy !req
121. The name's Copperhead.
I'm here about a job.Copy !req
122. So am I.
Somebody called me.Copy !req
123. Was it you?Copy !req
124. No, but maybe we'll be working
together,Copy !req
125. closely together.Copy !req
126. aah!Copy !req
127. Witch!Copy !req
128. Oof!Copy !req
129. Unh!Copy !req
130. Ha! Nice kitty.Copy !req
131. Hands off!Copy !req
132. Aah!Copy !req
133. No one hurts Grundy!Copy !req
134. Unh!Copy !req
135. Oof!Copy !req
136. Grr!Copy !req
137. Arr!Copy !req
138. Hey, who turned out
the lights?Copy !req
139. The Shade: I did.Copy !req
140. And I'll do worse if you don't stop behaving
like unruly children.Copy !req
141. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
142. The Shade.Copy !req
143. And my nightstick is more than
powerful enoughCopy !req
144. to handle
you amateurs. Hey!Copy !req
145. Spare us.
Without this you're less than nothing,Copy !req
146. little man.Copy !req
147. Common criminals.Copy !req
148. Is this what I've been
reduced to?Copy !req
149. Criminals,
yes, but common,Copy !req
150. most certainly not.Copy !req
151. Lex Luthor?Copy !req
152. Well, the plot thins.Copy !req
153. Cheetah, Sapphire, Grundy,
glad you could make it.Copy !req
154. And, of course, you all know
the Ultra-Humanite.Copy !req
155. Charmed, I'm sure.Copy !req
156. Cut the courtesies, Luthor.Copy !req
157. What do you want?Copy !req
158. Each of you is the best
in the worldCopy !req
159. at what you do,
and I have needCopy !req
160. of your unique services.Copy !req
161. My talents
don't come cheaply.Copy !req
162. You'll all be paid
most handsomelyCopy !req
163. if you can do
one simple job.Copy !req
164. What kind of job?Copy !req
165. Destroy Superman
and the Justice League.Copy !req
166. Ha.Copy !req
167. And I had those flames out
before the firemenCopy !req
168. even stepped off
their trucks.Copy !req
169. That's fast.Copy !req
170. Fastest man alive.Copy !req
171. Which might explain
why you can't get a date.Copy !req
172. Yeah. Hey!Copy !req
173. What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
174. Quiet.Copy !req
175. A dangerous hostage situationCopy !req
176. developing at
the federal building.Copy !req
177. So far, the Ultra-Humanite
has refusedCopy !req
178. to speak with negotiators.Copy !req
179. A freak of science,
the Humanite is reportedly a geniusCopy !req
180. who is also extremely dangerous...Copy !req
181. No biggie, right?Copy !req
182. Humanite!
Let a hostage go,Copy !req
183. and I'll give you
one of my men in return.Copy !req
184. What do you take me for,Copy !req
185. a troglodyte?
No deal!Copy !req
186. What?Copy !req
187. Drop the weapon, Magilla!Copy !req
188. Oof!Copy !req
189. Look for other hostages!Copy !req
190. Right!Copy !req
191. Unh!Copy !req
192. You're safe now.Copy !req
193. But you're not!
unh!Copy !req
194. Unh!Copy !req
195. Oof!Copy !req
196. Ugh!Copy !req
197. oof!Copy !req
198. Unh!Copy !req
199. Surprised?Copy !req
200. unh!Copy !req
201. Unh!Copy !req
202. Oof! Ugh!Copy !req
203. Oof!
Unh!Copy !req
204. I'm going to enjoy this.Copy !req
205. Oof!
Unh!Copy !req
206. Unh!Copy !req
207. Ugh!Copy !req
208. Oof! Ugh!Copy !req
209. Down, boy!Copy !req
210. Let me go!Copy !req
211. Relax, lady.Copy !req
212. This will all be over before
you know it.Copy !req
213. That's what you think.Copy !req
214. Hey!Copy !req
215. Oof!Copy !req
216. Ugh!Copy !req
217. Unh! Oof!Copy !req
218. Oof!Copy !req
219. Unh!Copy !req
220. Ugh! Oof!Copy !req
221. Unh!Copy !req
222. Ugh!Copy !req
223. Ugh! Unh!Copy !req
224. Oof!Copy !req
225. Finish him off!Copy !req
226. Ugh.Copy !req
227. Ahh!Copy !req
228. Oof! Unh!Copy !req
229. Ugh!Copy !req
230. Ugh! Oof!Copy !req
231. Unh!Copy !req
232. Ahh!Copy !req
233. There goes our paycheck.Copy !req
234. Oof!Copy !req
235. Ohh...Copy !req
236. I'd hate to see anything happen
to you, Lex.Copy !req
237. I'm sure.Copy !req
238. aah!Copy !req
239. Ahh!Copy !req
240. Oof!Copy !req
241. Unh!Copy !req
242. You Ok?Copy !req
243. Don't worry about me.
Stop them!Copy !req
244. Unh.Copy !req
245. Luthor, they're too
well organized! Ugh!Copy !req
246. Let me get us out of here.Copy !req
247. It's either that
or prison again.Copy !req
248. All right, just do it!Copy !req
249. They're gone.Copy !req
250. Look, we've still got
one of them.Copy !req
251. But they got one of us.Copy !req
252. The venom antidote,
it's working.Copy !req
253. Welcome back.Copy !req
254. We were afraid
we'd lost you.Copy !req
255. Luthor and the others,Copy !req
256. what happened?Copy !req
257. They got away,
all but Copperhead.Copy !req
258. I'm headed down to Striker's
to interrogate him.Copy !req
259. All right.
Let's go.Copy !req
260. No. You're
staying here.Copy !req
261. That venom
almost killed you.Copy !req
262. So?Copy !req
263. So, you're staying here.Copy !req
264. You really should
be resting.Copy !req
265. I know this must be hard
for you,Copy !req
266. feeling vulnerable.Copy !req
267. You're the only one of us without
special powers,Copy !req
268. but you don't need
to prove yourself.Copy !req
269. You're a valued member
of this team,Copy !req
270. and we're only trying to...Copy !req
271. I'm taking the shuttle,Copy !req
272. unless you want
to try and stop me.Copy !req
273. No.Copy !req
274. The best
at what you do.Copy !req
275. What was I thinking?Copy !req
276. We did everything we could.Copy !req
277. Did you?Copy !req
278. Did you fight like your lives
depended on it?Copy !req
279. Did you fight
to the last man?Copy !req
280. You get what you pay for,
Luthor.Copy !req
281. Are you saying
you want more money?Copy !req
282. You want to be rewarded
for failure?Copy !req
283. I ought to take the whole lot of you and...
Unh!Copy !req
284. And what?Copy !req
285. Go ahead, do it.
You'll be saving meCopy !req
286. from months of bedpans
and feeding tubes,Copy !req
287. and you'll also guaranteeCopy !req
288. that none of you will ever see
a penny from me.Copy !req
289. You're crazy.Copy !req
290. And what's wrong with that?Copy !req
291. It's done wonders for me.Copy !req
292. Get out of here.Copy !req
293. Oh, Lexie, I'm hurt!Copy !req
294. How could you have
this little partyCopy !req
295. without inviting me?Copy !req
296. It's not a party.Copy !req
297. Grundy, get rid of him.Copy !req
298. Grr.Copy !req
299. Oof!Copy !req
300. But seriously, Lex,
you need me.Copy !req
301. Like I need skin rash.Copy !req
302. Maybe so,Copy !req
303. but I know something
you don't know.Copy !req
304. I know how the bat thinks.Copy !req
305. How long we wait here?Copy !req
306. Patience, Grundy, patience.Copy !req
307. Grundy not like waiting.Copy !req
308. Unh!Copy !req
309. Oof!Copy !req
310. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
311. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req