Jurassic World: Chaos Theory 1x3

Steve Blum as Carl (voice)

Uninvited guests disrupt a happy reunion on Sammy's ranch. A mysterious map contains a cryptic clue from Brooklynn — but what does it mean?

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1. Chip me.

2. - This it? - I think so.

3. Doesn't look like we were followed.

4. Okay. We get in,

5. tell Sammy what's up, get her to come with us, and get out.

6. The direct approach. I like it.

7. No need to confuse her

8. by easing into it and talking about the weather like you did with me.

9. It is really humid here.

10. Let's just make it quick so we can get back on the road.

11. So you do believe we're being hunted.

12. Okay, look, I wouldn't go that far, but it can't hurt to be too careful.

13. Is that the hay?

14. It's not at all what hay smells like.

15. Have you never been around hay before? No...

16. Something's burning. It smells like—

17. - Smoke!

18. - Sammy! - Sammy!

19. What's all the shouting?

20. - Ow.

21. Sorry about the smoke.

22. Burnt my pie, but the back-up's already in the oven.

23. Always make a back-up.

24. Nice to see you.

25. Ugh, same!

26. But I remember hugging y'all being a lot easier.

27. You leave any growth spurts for the other guys?

28. - What are y'all doing here?

29. - We're here because we're— - Come in, come in. Welcome to my home.

30. She's a bit of a mess right now, but I wasn't expecting guests or anything.

31. - Whoop! Keep meaning to fix that.

32. Kitchen's this way.

33. Gosh, it's just been a minute since I've seen you two.

34. Love the locs, by the way.

35. Thanks.

36. You hungry? Thirsty? I've got just the thing.

37. Didn't think Sammy could get any more Sammy, you know?

38. Yeah.

39. - Sammy, we're here because we're—

40. Ooh! That'll be the back-up pie.

41. How's the back-up?

42. Right. No time for pie.

43. Not there yet.

44. Okay, well while we wait, we need to tell you s—

45. Have you seen my pitchfork? I swear I just had it.

46. - You remember ol' Bessie? - Uh...

47. Well, she had a calf.

48. Oh, I just love them baby moos.

49. I need to get some more hay for her, but you know what?

50. That can wait.

51. Uh, you okay, Sammy? You seem kinda distracted.

52. Just busy.

53. It's only me around here with Yaz up north finishing school, and my parents...

54. Your parents, what?

55. We just don't talk much anymore, but that's okay!

56. I'm keeping busy.

57. Did I mention I'm really into capoeira now?

58. You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, add sugar.

59. - Sammy, we have to t— - Oh!

60. Sammy, you ding-dong!

61. Of course you wanna go out back and see her.

62. Uh— I— Wh—

63. Yeah, I wanna see her, but we have to talk.

64. - Sammy, stop. Seriously, we need t— - Dang it.

65. Not again.

66. Why are we running?

67. We do not have a good track record with running.

68. Seriously, who are we—

69. Bumpy?

70. - Bumper Car!

71. Oh...

72. - Huh?

73. Oh, I missed you.

74. Aw.

75. Okay, is that the spot?

76. I know it's the spot, come on.

77. I didn't know Bumpy was staying here.

78. We snuck her out here

79. right before the whole Mantah Corp Island investigation.

80. It's easy to miss a few things

81. when you're holed up in a cabin with spotty cell service.

82. - I guess it is. - But you're here now, homie.

83. There we go. Whoo!

84. I love seeing friends reunite,

85. but we really need to get outta here before—

86. Who is that?

87. Trouble.

88. Get outta the way!

89. Bumpy, no!

90. Get going.

91. - Carl?

92. Are you okay?

93. Did you see that? It's trying to kill me.

94. To be fair,

95. you did try to run her down with your truck.

96. I don't wanna hear it.

97. That destructive carnivore

98. should have been put down months ago!

99. She's an herbivore. Can't even give a proper insult?

100. Look at all this.

101. Wrecking my property, nearly crushing me.

102. See what it did to my truck?

103. I just can't wait to call the DPW and see that creature dragged outta here.

104. - Now, Carl... - You know what?

105. There's nothing you can say to defend that monster this time.

106. You're lucky if that thing sees another night

107. not mounted on my wall!

108. She's not the monster here.

109. Well, ain't you brave.

110. Well maybe I'll just skip past the DPW,

111. and take care of that menace myself.

112. Use something a little more effective than a truck.

113. Now, let's all hold our horses a moment,

114. and not do anything more to escalate this predicament

115. than we already have.

116. I'm just gonna assume you both hear me through those stares.

117. Here's what we're gonna do.

118. I'll get Bumpy off your property and fix the fence extra well this time.

119. I mean that.

120. Carl, go home, and I'll bring you over one of my famous pies.

121. How's that sound?

122. Carl. Go home.

123. Okay then.

124. Dude was totally bluffing.

125. Not really the bluffing type.

126. More of the loose-cannon type.

127. He seems like a guy who owns actual cannons.

128. - You should make him a mud pie.

129. Oh shoot. My pie. Let's go, Bumpy.

130. Wait! We need to talk to you. It's important!

131. And she's off again.

132. Now stay put

133. while I tend to my pie,

134. which I guess is Carl's pie now.

135. Sammy, stop. This is urgent.

136. Sammy!

137. Don't be burnt again. I'm so sick of making pies.

138. No! No more distractions.

139. Darius and I need to talk to you.

140. Someone is hunting us.

141. I don't know who,

142. but I think those same people were behind Brooklynn's death.

143. And they're after all of us.

144. That means we need to warn Yaz and Kenji.

145. If these people, and raptors apparently, find any of us,

146. they'll...

147. It won't be good.

148. Which means finding the others before they do.

149. Darius?

150. I don't know for sure, but...

151. I don't think we can afford to risk it.

152. Good enough for me. We gotta warn them.

153. Yes. Great. I was thinking we—

154. Now where are you going?

155. I can't just leave straight off. Gotta get some supplies for our trip.

156. Hey, girl.

157. Sammy?

158. Kenji's place is on the way to Yaz's.

159. He keeps changing his number, but I can call Yaz

160. while we're on the road.

161. I think there's a map around here somewhere.

162. Service is terrible from here to Wyoming.

163. Sammy, stop.

164. Please, just...

165. Stop.

166. And what, Darius?

167. Stop and think about Brooklynn dying, or my family not speaking to me,

168. or Yaz pulling away from me?

169. No.

170. I...

171. I can't stop.

172. I won't.

173. Sammy, I...

174. - I just fixed the breaker box last week.

175. Carl.

176. If he's messing with Bumpy, he's getting more than a mud pie.

177. He's getting a knuckle sandwich.

178. You kiss your mother with that mouth?

179. I got the breaker. You go check on Bumpy.

180. On it.

181. Is that...

182. There he is.

183. Guess he wasn't bluffing.

184. We know that's you, Carl!

185. Stop messing with our dinosaur!

186. The raptors. They found us.

187. How? We're over 1,000 miles from my cabin.

188. Bumpy. She's a sitting duck in that pen.

189. I gotta go help her.

190. I'll get Sammy. Meet up at the van after.

191. That makes no sense.

192. What's this?

193. Hey, girl.

194. Don't worry. It's just me.

195. Get somewhere safe, girl.

196. Sammy, let's go!

197. Ben, let's go!

198. Take care of yourself, girl.

199. So, this is really happening?

200. Yeah.

201. It's happening.

202. - Let's go see Yaz and Kenji. Um...

203. Do you have a map to get to them? 'Cause I do not.

204. Actually, yeah.

205. It fell outta Brooklynn's jacket when I was hiding from that muscly raptor.

206. Not sure why she had it.

207. She marked all our addresses.

208. Hey, check that out.

209. That address in Colorado, whose is that?

210. That one's Kenji's, but the one right near it, I don't know.

211. The date and time she wrote down, that's...

212. That's not long before she died.

213. If she wasn't gonna see Kenji,

214. where was she going?