Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous 4x8

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Brooklynn must devise a hack to help Darius, who's being tailed by an upgraded BRAD-X. Meanwhile, Kash prepares to woo a group of dangerous investors.

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1. Come on.

2. We still don't know what Kash's next move is,

3. or why he wants to control those dinos.

4. Uh, I know why. The dude's a total psycho.

5. And the longer Darius is with him, the more danger he's in.

6. Out with the old,

7. in with the cool.

8. Hey.

9. Yeah. The investors are coming?

10. Nice! Listen, boss, Kashmeister is gonna blow their minds.

11. I'm talking full-scale demonstration. They'll beg us to take their money.

12. Six days?

13. That's not a lot of time to get the biomes and dinos prepared.

14. Yeah, no, I got this.

15. The future of the company could not be in better hands.

16. Come on. Come on. Come on!

17. He's late.

18. What if something happened to him?

19. Nothing happened to him.

20. Uh, what if something did?

21. I see you've found your new babysitter.

22. Or rather, it's found you.

23. It's part of my new fleet of upgraded models.

24. I call it BRAD-X.

25. After you disappeared,

26. it seemed like a good time to take this baby for a spin.

27. BT-dubs, what are you doing out here?

28. Honestly? I've been cooped up all day, and I'm bored.

29. Can't I go for a walk?

30. Sure you can.

31. And from now on, BRAD-X will be right there with you.

32. And in case, you get any ideas…

33. Huh?

34. This new model's virtually indestructible.

35. Six…

36. What does that mean?

37. No idea.

38. But we need to know what Darius knows.

39. - Hey, Kash? - What's up?

40. Anything I can help with?

41. Does this look like something you can handle?

42. No, but if there's anything else you need done, like out there…

43. You know what? Maybe you can be useful.

44. Yeah! What do you need?

45. First thing in the a.m., go clean up the jungle biome.

46. If you can handle that, I've got something much bigger for you.

47. - No problem. I'm on it.

48. And if you try anything you shouldn't, well,

49. BRAD-X will show you why that's a painfully bad idea.

50. That coward turned a robot loose on a child?

51. That thing was no joke.

52. Kash went to town on it, and it didn't even get a scratch.

53. Just because it's tough on the outside, doesn't mean it's tough on the inside too.

54. - What do you mean? - It's just a robot, right?

55. Maybe you can shut it down,

56. or reprogram it to be good instead of evil.

57. So if we can find one, B can hack it, and we can swap it out with Darius's.

58. Oh! Um, not sure if—

59. We'd finally have a way to communicate with Darius!

60. Wow, Brooklynn. Is there anything you can't do?

61. Uh, jump-starting cars, fixing sonars, robot-reprogramming, nope.

62. That's all the major life skills.

63. NBD.

64. No big deal.

65. Well, it's kind of a BD…

66. Big deal.

67. Pssh! We've seen your videos. You've got skills!

68. Like that time you unboxed Silicon Valley,

69. "AI, is it our future or our destruction?"

70. Oh!

71. Or when you unboxed Cape Canaveral and built and coded your own rocket.

72. It eventually came down…

73. Or when you unboxed Detroit and designed your own model electric car!

74. Personally, I'm a little surprised.

75. Not that you built an electric car, but that Yaz knew about it.

76. Okay, I may have seen one or two of your videos.

77. The point is, you did all that cool stuff,

78. you could totally crush this robot thing too!

79. Let's go hack a BRAD!

80. Okay, minor setback.

81. Let's see where it's going.

82. Something tells me we shouldn't go in there.

83. Which means we're obviously going in there.

84. Come on.

85. Over there!

86. It's a BRAD-making workshop!

87. Aren't you at least gonna help?

88. Of course.

89. Perimeter breach.

90. What are you doing?

91. Unauthorized perimeter breach.

92. It was an old can of sleeping gas that you guys use to tranq the dinosaurs!

93. I didn't want to get knocked out!

94. Why couldn't this be you?

95. Great. A robot that builds other robots.

96. Look out!

97. - Yaz and I will keep watch outside. - I'll go check on Darius.

98. I wouldn't even know where to begin.

99. Good thing you do.

100. TBH, I've actually never done anything like this before.

101. You've never hacked a robot to save a friend from a killer robot?

102. Slacker.

103. You'll figure it out. You always do.

104. Nice job cleaning up the 'ome.

105. Although I gotta say, you look rough.

106. BRAD-X give you a hard time?

107. Nah. We understand each other.

108. Good.

109. 'Cause you're going to inject my new control chip into a dino

110. to see if it works.

111. What? I mean, why not have one of the BRADs do it?

112. Because I'm still not sure you're worth keeping around.

113. So, you can either impress me, or things are gonna go very bad for you.

114. Very, very bad.

115. Okay. Which dinosaur do I have to chip?

116. Oh, like I always say, "Go big or go home."

117. So, I'm thinking the Spinosaurus.

118. If you're lucky, you can catch him while he's sleeping.

119. That thing does not like people.

120. He chips the dino, or he doesn't come back.

121. Got it?

122. Affirmative.

123. Here goes nothing.

124. Whoa!

125. You're even bigger than I thought. If Kash had control of you…

126. You did it!

127. Look out!

128. I really thought I had it this time.

129. I hate to pile on more bad news,

130. but Kash is making Darius inject the Spinosaurus with his new control chip.

131. That thing will kill him!

132. And if he doesn't do it, the BRAD-X has orders to…

133. B, we gotta switch it out. Like, now. How close are you?

134. - Actually— - She's super close. Right, Brooklynn?

135. - Well, I— - Of course, she is.

136. If she can program AI, she can do this.

137. Probably wiring that thing to fly to the moon and make Darius breakfast.

138. I can't do this, okay?

139. I just, I just can't!

140. This isn't one of my videos.

141. This is real.

142. Your videos were real.

143. Yeah, eventually,

144. after about a hundred outtakes and mistakes!

145. That AI programming was way over my head.

146. The rocket I coded kept blowing up and that model electric car?

147. I redid the transmission 17 times!

148. Darius needs us now,

149. and we just don't have time for all my mess-ups.

150. No. We're sorry for putting so much pressure on you.

151. And for thinking that hacking a robot would be easy.

152. I didn't. I assumed that's why we made Brooklynn do it.

153. I'm out of ideas. I've tried almost every BRAD-X in here.

154. Not every BRAD.

155. We gotta go!

156. Come on! Come on! Come on!

157. - Hello!

158. Unauthorized perimeter breach.

159. Security breach.

160. Seriously?

161. Oh, come on!

162. Hurry!

163. Hypothetically, the older model should be easier to hack,

164. and we know it can send commands, so…

165. We can get this BRAD to command Darius's BRAD-X to listen to him!

166. That's genius!

167. I just hope Darius can hang in there a little bit longer.

168. Must chip dino. Must chip dino.

169. Must chip dino.

170. Oh.

171. Must chip dino.

172. Stop.

173. You don't have to do this.

174. Uh…

175. - I don't? - It's Brooklynn.

176. Long story short, I hacked a BRAD.

177. - Tell him we miss him! - And to be careful.

178. Destroy the chip,

179. and I'll have this guy tell Kash you injected the Spino with it.

180. He'll never know.

181. Brooklynn, I…

182. Thank you.

183. I can't control its weapons or anything yet,

184. but you are so not alone, dude.

185. Thanks, guys.

186. Hey! I know what Kash is up to.

187. He's working on a big demonstration for Mantah Corp investors.

188. It's going down in six days.

189. Now, if we can figure out a way to mess it up…

190. We could put an end to Kash's dino-fights, and take Mantah Corp down for good.

191. Yeah, all right!

192. - Yes!

193. Oh! - Ooh!

194. That was amazing.

195. I mean, you're always amazing, but today was especially clutch.

196. Thanks, Kenji. That's really sweet.

197. Too bad you can't post "Unboxing a BRAD" when you get home.

198. I bet your followers might like seeing the real you.

199. Maybe you're right. And if I don't get any likes, so be it.

200. Well, I like you.

201. I like it.

202. The video. Not you.

203. Well, you because you're in it, but the…

204. Hmm…

205. Gotta admit, I'm impressed.

206. Putting a chip in a Spino's noggin is not easy.

207. I assume.

208. Guess I got lucky.

209. Then why isn't it working?

210. What actually happened out there?

211. Mission completed as directed.

212. Huh?

213. Didn't work on the other two test subjects either.

214. - All the dinos we chipped today

215. are adults, so

216. their fully formed pre-frontal cortexes are probably rejecting the control.

217. Which means

218. I'll need to use the chips on more impressionable assets.

219. Odds are the chips will be too much,

220. fry their little brains, but, hey…

221. such is the price of genius.