Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous 3x1

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The campers catch a lift to Lookout Point in search of materials to make a sail, then must quickly find a way back down. Ben worries about leaving Bumpy.

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1. Hey!

2. Goodbye, Jurassic World.

3. Goodbye, Bumpy.

4. See ya never, stupid Dino Island!

5. You thought you could eat us? No way!

6. You thought you could stomp on us?

7. - Think again! - Yeah!

8. You thought you could crush our spirits?

9. - Impossible! - Yeah!

10. - Whoo-hoo!

11. To be fair, the island did crush my spirit.

12. But then I defeated Toro.

13. Not again.

14. Well, Bumpy likes it when I tell it.

15. - Um... guys?

16. - Everyone, secure the vines!

17. - How? - I don't know. Pull on them?

18. You said you had raft experience!

19. I said some raft experience. Some!

20. Oh! So only some of us will die.

21. The wind's strong. We can just power through.

22. Bumpy? Bumpy, we're back!

23. Bumpy?

24. - Bumpy? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

25. Sorry, Bumps.

26. Missed you, too.

27. Circle up, guys! Camp meeting!

28. Huh. Another one?

29. Don't worry. I'll be right back.

30. Okay, on the plus side,

31. still no sign of Compies around camp,

32. so that's good.

33. On the minus side, raft escape attempt number one was...

34. - Wet. - Bad?

35. Didn't work.

36. It wasn't a total disaster.

37. Um, we lost the raft and almost drowned.

38. How is that not a disaster?

39. We didn't get eaten by dinosaurs?

40. Darius, we're out of options.

41. We tried kayaks, gyrospheres, more gyrospheres,

42. Yaz's bad "find a helicopter

43. and learn to fly it ourselves" plan...

44. Oh, and what about Brooklynn's worse

45. "let's go back into the tunnels and look for a phone" idea?

46. Ugh. Think!

47. What haven't we tried yet?

48. Just gonna pitch it one more time...

49. We're not building a human catapult.

50. How do we know it can't be done if we never tried?

51. I think your idea sounds fun at least.

52. Thanks, Sammy.

53. And I always appreciate your optimism.

54. - Aw, thanks, Kenji!

55. I hear you, but I still think a boat is the way to go.

56. All we need is a better sail.

57. Not to be a downer, but it took us weeks

58. to find enough usable fabric for the last one.

59. And even if we do find a sail,

60. what's gonna save us from another killer wave?

61. There's gotta be a fix. Every problem always has a fix.

62. Ben, what do you think?

63. Ben?

64. Ben!

65. - Yo, jungle boy! - Huh?

66. What do you think?

67. Uh... yeah, what you said.

68. Really?

69. You think a human catapult is the best idea?

70. Oh! No. That's ridiculous.

71. Darius is right, a raft is the way to go.

72. - Thank you! - Fine.

73. Since there are no other options,

74. raft it is.

75. Awesome!

76. So, where can we scavenge a sail that we haven't already looked?

77. It's a shame we can't just go up to Lookout Point

78. and hang glide all the way to Costa Rica.

79. That would be so dope.

80. Wait, what's Lookout Point?

81. It's up in the mountains to the west. It's like a whole deal.

82. They've got hang gliders and everything.

83. I used to go there all the time.

84. Hang gliders!

85. As in material

86. that are literally designed to catch the wind?

87. - Yeah!

88. Hey! We could use that as a sail!

89. - Good idea, Kenji!

90. Welcome to Lookout Point!

91. Well, to be fair, Lookout Point is up there,

92. but you get the gist.

93. - So, how do we get up there? - The sky gondola, usually.

94. But with the power out, you'll have to go on foot.

95. It shouldn't be too bad.

96. Probs just a one-to-five-day trek.

97. - That'll take me an hour. - Great!

98. I'll wait for you at the top.

99. Ta-da!

100. Solar panels. Sky gondola.

101. Last one there's the last one there!

102. I call shotgun!

103. - Bleh...

104. Brooklynn.

105. I guess we're gonna ride together.

106. Yep.

107. After you.

108. - No, no, no. Really, after you. - Thanks.

109. - Darius, hey! - Darius!

110. Do you wanna ride with us?

111. Guess it's you and me, Ben.

112. Actually, you go ahead without me.

113. I'm gonna stay behind with Bumpy.

114. Uh... are you sure?

115. Go ahead. I'm fine.

116. - Hi.

117. Kenji? You guys get the hang glider without me.

118. I think something's bothering Ben.

119. I think something's bothering Ben!

120. What?

121. You know what? Never mind. Don't worry about it.

122. - What?

123. Forget it.

124. Oh, I thought you were going up.

125. Nah, they got it covered.

126. Kenji, I gotta say,

127. you're one of my favorite people to hang out with.

128. Uh. thank you.

129. Right up there with Yaz, Brooklynn,

130. Darius, and Ben.

131. So... top five?

132. - Uh-huh! - Sweet!

133. Yeah!

134. So...

135. - So...

136. What do you like to do for fun back home?

137. I don't have a lot of time for fun.

138. I'm always competing or training.

139. Right, right. Totally relate.

140. Oh, you know what it's like

141. to spend five hours in the gym every day?

142. I wish my job only took five hours a day!

143. Yeah, I'm sure it's really hard to get paid to go to cool places

144. and record videos on your smartphone.

145. As a matter of fact, it is.

146. Ever tried to hold your phone steady

147. while climbing a glacier?

148. No! I was too busy running four-and-a-half-minute miles.

149. You should try it sometime.

150. It's especially fun

151. when you're trying to appease sponsors and...

152. Been there.

153. sacrificing a normal childhood

154. just to maintain good numbers.

155. - Yep. Same here. - Wow!

156. We just have so much in common.

157. So nice.

158. So, Ben, how's it going?

159. Fine. Just making a Bumpy sled

160. so she can carry the hang glider.

161. Might as well be useful since we're down here.

162. Ah, a Bumpy sled. Of course!

163. Besides the Bumpy sled, how's it going?

164. Like, going-going?

165. Wait. Why are you asking me how I'm doing?

166. Did Kenji put you up to this?

167. Kenji, if you're pranking me, oh, you're gonna regret it.

168. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! No. No one's pranking you.

169. Kenji just went up on the gondola.

170. Jeez. Aggressive.

171. Totally.

172. Look, I just thought something was bothering you earlier

173. and I wanted to check on you.

174. It's nothing.

175. You sure?

176. - I'll be fine.

177. - There it is. - What?

178. You said you'll be fine,

179. which means you're not fine right now.

180. Wait.

181. Did you hear that?

182. We should move on just to be safe.

183. Okay, and then you'll tell me what's wrong.

184. Pretty cool, right?

185. Hmm.

186. Sure, we'll get the hang gliders.

187. You two can just keep looking at things.

188. Sounds good!

189. Yaz, why don't you stay here?

190. I unboxed hang gliding in Mozambique,

191. so it's probably best for me, the expert,

192. to handle the hang glider.

193. That's okay.

194. Those hang gliders look pretty big,

195. so it's probably best for me, the athlete,

196. to do the heavy lifting.

197. No, really. Please, I insist.

198. No, no, no. I insist.

199. You know, once you get past the "imminent death

200. lurking around every corner" thing,

201. this place really is paradise.

202. You're insecure about your headband?

203. No.

204. - Out of hand sanitizer? - Never.

205. You have a phobia of some sort?

206. - Oh, acrophobia! - No.

207. - Autophobia? - What's that?

208. I think it's being afraid of being alone?

209. Isn't everybody?

210. Oh, yeah.

211. Well, whatever it is, I'm sure I can help.

212. No, you can't!

213. Not every problem has a solution.

214. Yes, it does.

215. Not this one.

216. Well, if you tell me what it is, we can figure it out.

217. You're worried about carbon emissions.

218. You're out of clean underwear.

219. I don't want to leave Bumpy again, okay?

220. That's my problem!

221. Oh.

222. Well, you don't have to leave Bumpy.

223. We'll build a bigger raft.

224. Darius, we've been through this. She'll never fit on a raft.

225. She has to stay here. There's no other way.

226. When we got back to camp and I saw her,

227. I realized it was a mistake to leave her.

228. She's always been there for me, and then...

229. I just abandoned her?

230. I can't... I can't do it again.

231. I just can't.

232. Ben, she'll be okay without you.

233. Of course she will. She's a survivor.

234. It's just that...

235. - I don't know if I'll be okay.

236. I appreciate what you're trying to do, Darius,

237. but some things...

238. some things just can't be fixed.

239. Hmm.

240. Relax. I can totally pick that lock.

241. That'll take forever. All I need is a rock.

242. "All I need is a rock."

243. Where is a good one? Ah.

244. Oh, wow, I can see everything—

245. trees, trees,

246. more trees, jungle, beach...

247. Kenji, look at this, quick!

248. There! See?

249. So much for taking forever.

250. Yaz?

251. What's wrong?

252. These aren't rocks.

253. - They're eggs.

254. And where there are eggs, there are...

255. Back to the gondolas!

256. We gotta get out of here!

257. Nice, creepy bird thing.

258. Why is it doing that?

259. Oh, please!

260. - Hurry! - Come on!

261. - They're closing in!

262. - Is there another way down?

263. - No other choice. - Nope.

264. Right.

265. - We gotta speed up! - How?

266. It's not like there's a gas pedal on this thing!

267. - Lean left!

268. Incoming! To the right, now!

269. Head for that cloud!

270. - I think we lost them!

271. Yaz? Brooklynn!

272. Darius, watch out!

273. Whoo!

274. - Wow! - That was very impressive.

275. I mean, not as impressive as me and Yaz

276. literally flying away from danger, but...

277. Oh, I love it when we're all alive!

278. Yeah! Take that, Dino Island!

279. Whoo!

280. Yeah, it's a little torn, but we can fix it.

281. And it's gonna be a perfect sail for our next boat.

282. Boat!

283. Boat!

284. Uh...

285. What are we talking about?

286. We saw Tiff and Mitch's boat!

287. It's on some rocks not far offshore.

288. We can totally get to it!

289. Yeah!

290. Hey! That boat's big enough to fit Bumpy!

291. Darius, I guess you were right, every problem does have a fix.

292. Man, remember when we ran straight

293. at that freaky, flying dinosaur?

294. Nope! Already blocked it out!

295. That's why I'm here to remind you.

296. No!

297. So, tell me about track meetings.

298. - What are they like?

299. Meetings?

300. What, you think I run laps in a conference room?

301. Come on! Can I at least get a few points for trying?