Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous 1x5

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After a close encounter with the Indominus, the gang seeks shelter in the genetics lab, where a strange scientist reveals the truth about Dr. Wu.

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1. Oh...

2. Okay...

3. Sorry, I stepped on a twig.

4. - Ugh, come on, man. - You done gave me a heart attack!

5. - I should step on you. - It's okay, Ben.

6. - We're all on edge. - And lost.

7. Yeah, we've been out here for a while now.

8. Darius, we sure we're still headed towards the park?

9. Well, we'd be sure if I still had my phone,

10. because it has a GPS, a compass app, and is also a phone!

11. Sammy didn't steal your phone!

12. No one stole your phone!

13. Can we please stop talking about the phone?

14. You guys! You guys, you guys, you guys.

15. Could you all yell at each other quieter, please?

16. My fellow campers, chill!

17. What we need here is someone who can make the hard call on what to do next.

18. Since I'm obviously leadership material...

19. I'll do this.

20. And my first decree as leader is

21. for everyone to stop talking and just listen to Darius.

22. - Huh? - You got us out of camp alive.

23. Plus, I can blame you if anybody gets eaten.

24. Leadership.

25. So, which way, Darius?

26. Please, you're just trying to cover up the fact that you're lost, too, Mr. VIP.

27. - None of us know where we are. - I know where we are!

28. We're by the Carnotaurus paddock!

29. I thought this place looked familiar.

30. Am I an excellent leader or what?

31. I remember the fence.

32. - The broken, ripped-down fence.

33. That means... That means Toro is out here... with us.

34. Now we have to deal with the Indominus and Toro.

35. Hold up. How do you know about Toro?

36. We all know. Kenji told us, like, the day after it happened.

37. In my defense, me saving you was super cool.

38. We know this enclosure is due north of the main park.

39. So, if we keep going that way, we'll hit the visitors' center.

40. We're sure to find Dave and Roxie, or someone else there in charge.

41. Yes! Exactly what I was thinking, as leader, which I am.

42. Follow me!

43. I don't think finding an adult is going to help.

44. A terrifying, camouflaged dinosaur trashed our camp.

45. No way they have a plan for that.

46. Ben, I know it's scary, but this is Jurassic World.

47. Dealing with dinosaurs is what they do.

48. They didn't deal so well back at their first park, did they? Hmm?

49. Everything will be okay. Trust me.

50. Ugh! This is taking forever!

51. I know Claire's a busy lady, but we can't leave the kids alone all day.

52. Wow, hittin' the first names. You only do that when you're annoyed.

53. Of course I'm annoyed, David.

54. We need to talk to Claire and get back to the kids ASAP!

55. But instead, they shove us in here and just tell us to wait for her,

56. and then everyone just disappears!

57. Where'd they go?

58. Something's going on.

59. Look, I'm sure Claire— yeah, that's not gonna work—

60. Ms. Dearing will get to us when she can.

61. When? We've been here so long, someone gave you a birthday card to sign.

62. All right, the real issue is that no one else signed it.

63. That's just sad. Poor... Eddie.

64. "Dear Eddie,

65. I don't know you, but I'm sure you're doing..."

66. Will you put that down and help me find a phone or radio?

67. We have to get ahold of someone, ideally, Claire Dearing.

68. Okay, maybe she's hiding so she doesn't have to sign this card and—

69. - Are you picking that lock? - What?

70. I watched Brooklynn's "Hacks for When You Lock Yourself

71. Out of Your Hotel Room" video.

72. It was actually so good, I subscribed.

73. Don't tell her.

74. - Almost.

75. Ugh, I'm so good.

76. Mildly impressive.

77. Shoot her!

78. - [man 2] No! The order is to get— - [man 3] Save Wu!

79. - Keep out of the way!

80. Don't let Brooklynn upset you. She's just being... Brooklynn.

81. Yaz, there's something I...

82. The Indominus rex was here.

83. Predators don't kill prey and then just leave without feeding.

84. This... this isn't right.

85. Bumpy!

86. And drooly, and smelly.

87. How do you even know that's the same dinosaur?

88. Her big head bump.

89. Dr. Wu said she's asymmetrical, but he's wrong that it's bad.

90. And so what if she is asymmetrical?

91. There's nothing wrong with being different, or bumpy,

92. or getting tired after reading an overly thrilling book!

93. And maybe if her parents had listened to her,

94. she wouldn't have come here and gotten attacked!

95. Are we still talking about the dinosaur?

96. Feels like we're not still talking about the dinosaur.

97. As fun as this reunion is, shouldn't we keep moving south?

98. I'm not spending another hour walking through the jungle,

99. hoping that we don't run into that Indominus.

100. We need a new plan.

101. Uh, yeah, obviously we need a new plan.

102. So, I had Darius figure out a new one.

103. Lay it on us, bro.

104. Okay.

105. So, uh... we need to find somewhere safe close by.

106. If camp is that way, and the park is that way...

107. Isn't Dr. Wu's field genetics lab near here?

108. You guys went on the tour. Does this area look familiar?

109. Um... Yeah. Y-Yeah.

110. - I think it might be over that way. - That seems right.

111. Great! That's where we should go.

112. There's bound to be an adult there who can help or tell us what to do.

113. Right?

114. Fine, whatever! Let's just go to the lab.

115. As long as we are moving away from that.

116. What about Bumpy?

117. She's a dinosaur, bro.

118. She belongs out here in the wild.

119. And she'll just slow us down. We gotta go now.

120. Ugh!

121. We're doing the right thing, yeah? Going towards the genetics lab?

122. Or should we have stayed at camp? Would that have been safer?

123. How are you so calm about this?

124. I told you, if someone gets eaten, I'm not to blame, you are.

125. Lea-der-ship.

126. But if I'm leading us the wrong way, the person getting eaten could be you.

127. Are you sure we should be going to the lab?

128. Why are we moving so slowly?

129. Let's pick it up, people.

130. Wait.

131. Guys, where's Ben?

132. - Shh! Shh!

133. - Come on. Oh!

134. Hey!

135. How's it hangin'... dudes?

136. Ben, are you hiding Bumpy in that bush?

137. Nope. That could be anything.

138. The jungle makes all sorts of weird noises.

139. How did she get here?

140. We don't have time for this!

141. There are dinosaurs eating people out here, and Bumpy can't keep up!

142. She can move faster.

143. Ankylosauruses run fast. Right, Darius?

144. When they're fully grown, maybe, but she's just...

145. Wow! Yeah, total speed demon.

146. Say goodbye, Ben.

147. No!

148. You say hello, because she is coming with us!

149. So... there!

150. Ben, you're not thinking this through. Bumpy's too slow.

151. Then... then we'll put her in the van!

152. What van?

153. That one!

154. It's an ACU transport!

155. Asset containment unit.

156. Got the tour of their HQ.

157. Super hardcore dino-trapping security dudes.

158. Then where are they?

159. - Is that a tablet?

160. What did they tell us?

161. Oh, right. Come on, channel six.

162. Dave, Roxie! Can y'all hear us?

163. And of course this doesn't have communication enabled.

164. Because you know what? Why would it?

165. If I had my phone—

166. Enough already!

167. There are bigger things going on here than your phone!

168. There's a map program with little moving dots on it.

169. They chip all the dinosaurs electronically to track them.

170. See? There's us, and there's...

171. Wait. Here's the Brachiosaurus Grove on the map,

172. so why are the Brachiosauruses way over there?

173. I think maybe the fences are down.

174. - At least some of them.

175. Easy, girl.

176. Guys?

177. Something's coming this way.

178. That's weird.

179. Whatever that is, it isn't showing up on the tablet.

180. What kind of dinosaur wouldn't have a transponder?

181. I am not in the mood to find out.

182. Shh! Shh!

183. - Ben, shut her up!

184. We gotta go now!

185. Go! Go! Move!

186. Wait! Doesn't anyone know how to drive a van?

187. No, but we drove gyrospheres, right?

188. It can't be that different.

189. The gyrospheres had joysticks and a Jimmy Fallon tutorial.

190. - I don't even have my learners permit! - I do!

191. - Hands at ten and two— - Kenji, go, quickly!

192. Wrong way! Wrong way!

193. It's gaining! Go faster!

194. - I can't! - You're in the wrong gear!

195. - Well, how do I shift gears? - How should I know?

196. - It's coming! - Step on that thing!

197. - Zigzag! - Are you signaling?

198. Can everyone not yell at me while I'm saving our lives?

199. Drive!

200. No!

201. At least we lost Indominus.

202. - Now... where do we go?

203. How about into the genetics lab?

204. It's a gift.

205. What?

206. Not dinosaurs. You're not dinosaurs.

207. This is the worst birthday ever.

208. Again, we are so happy we found you. Things are crazy!

209. There's a giant camouflaged dinosaur out there.

210. Also, regular dinosaurs. We've been hoping to find someone—

211. You're sure you closed the door behind you, right?

212. Uh...

213. I think so.

214. - You think, or you know?

215. Sorry?

216. Did you want it back?

217. You know what? Doesn't matter.

218. The dinosaurs got out and no one bothered to tell me; they just ran.

219. So, why not? Knock yourself out.

220. Ugh! There's no dial tone!

221. The landlines are down.

222. So is the radio, and cell phone service keeps cutting out.

223. But the park obviously has a plan.

224. So, what's that plan? What do we do?

225. You're asking me?

226. Asking me?

227. Is that, like, a good freaky laugh?

228. Do you not get it? We're doomed.

229. No one is coming to help!

230. But what about Dr. Wu, or—

231. Wu? Who do you think is to blame?

232. Wu got greedy.

233. And instead of dinosaurs, he built monsters!

234. Masrani, Dearing,

235. they're all clueless about what's really going on here.

236. And after everything I did for the other guys—

237. Other guys? What other—

238. It doesn't matter, does it?

239. Jurassic World isn't a park.

240. It's a powder keg, and it is detonating all around us!

241. We're all going down.

242. End of story!

243. No, you have to know what to do.

244. You're an adult!

245. Don't look at me.

246. I was just hiding until you all barged in.

247. But we drove all the way here 'cause—

248. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

249. - You have a vehicle?

250. Guys, I left the keys in the van.

251. Stop! What are you doing?

252. Getting out of here alive!

253. Ow!

254. Bumpy!

255. - Huh?

256. Oh, no!

257. What? Come on, are you kidding me?

258. Perfect! The park's only intact fence!

259. I told you she'd get in the way!

260. If it wasn't for her, I could have made the van.

261. And then you would have been eaten. Bumpy saved your life.

262. Why couldn't you just leave her behind?

263. Because I won't abandon her like we were!

264. Ben's right.

265. We're on our own.

266. Trust me.

267. - Brooklynn!

268. Hey, over here!

269. I'm driving.

270. Wait! Where's Darius?

271. Whoa!

272. Whew!

273. Yeah!

274. Kids?

275. Come on, pick up!

276. There's something going on. Stay at camp.

277. - We're heading to you.

278. No, we're heading to you!

279. Darius! Wait, why are you—

280. We're fine, but we had to leave camp.

281. - What? - What?

282. Long story.

283. Short story: a dinosaur ate camp.

284. Shorter story: epic leader Kenji somehow got everyone out safely.

285. And then we found a van and Bumpy!

286. I got nothing.

287. We're cutting through the jungle and heading to the main park.

288. Should be there soon.

289. - We're getting out of here!

290. - Yeah! You hear that, Bumpy? - Whoo! Driver en route.

291. Good job not getting me eaten, bro.

292. Thanks, "brah."

293. Oh, no, you— you made that sound weird.

294. No more bro-talk for you.

295. We did it, camp family!

296. - And not a moment too—

297. My phone.

298. I knew it!

299. Huh?

300. Sammy?