Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous 1x1

Directed by

Jeff Bergman as Mr. DNA (voice) • Phil Buckman as Dr. Meriweather (voice) • Benjamin Flores Jr. as Brandon Bowman (voice)

After waiting his whole life to see dinosaurs, lucky Darius wins the chance to join five other campers on Isla Nublar for a once-in-a-lifetime adventure.

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1. Jurassic One, Jurassic One, come in.

2. This is Isla Nublar Base, over.

3. Go, Jurassic One. Emergency. Hostiles in pursuit.

4. Two friendlies in need of immediate extraction.

5. We can't stop here. Follow me!

6. Wait. Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

7. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

8. I think we lost 'em.

9. - We gotta get to the chopper.

10. Come on!

11. Raptor bones?

12. Whoa!

13. Hurry! We're almost to the extraction point!

14. No! We can use the river to mask our scent and—

15. Dang it!

16. Not cool, Brand.

17. Yeah, like you know what cool is.

18. Get off me, Brand!

19. Aw, come on, man.

20. The dinos get you and that old dude every time.

21. His name is Dr. Meriwether.

22. His name oughta be "Dinner."

23. Brand, I'm so close.

24. If I can just get around the T. rex, I'd beat the game and win the—

25. Trip to Jurassic World.

26. I-I know. You've said it, like, a thousand times.

27. But if straight-up gamers say this thing's unwinnable,

28. how's some dino-nerd kid gonna beat it?

29. Great pep talk, bro. You been working on that?

30. Look, Darius, I know getting to Jurassic World

31. was your and Dad's dream, but there's more to life than just dinosaurs.

32. You never leave your room anymore, bruh.

33. Dad wouldn't want this.

34. I hear you, but even if winning is dumb and hopeless,

35. I still gotta try, you know?

36. I guess so, D.

37. Can you at least, like, take a break? Maybe work in a shower?

38. - 'Cause you're smelling pretty funky, man.

39. All right, look, you do you, D. Just do it quietly.

40. I don't want Mom on my case again for you staying up...

41. That's it!

42. - Ah, attack patterns? No.

43. Vocalizations, pack behavior? No.

44. Got it!

45. So, if my theory's correct...

46. It's go time.

47. It's gotta be here somewhere.

48. Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?

49. There it is!

50. - Please whistle.

51. Congratulations, player.

52. I'm Mr. DNA, and you're the first person to ever beat our game,

53. so we wanna reward you with a trip

54. to Jurassic World's brand-new, state-of-the-art adventure camp.

55. That's right, get ready to join us at Camp Cretaceous!

56. Brand...

57. Mom!

58. Welcome to Isla Nublar, campers.

59. You are the chosen few, the first kids in the entire world

60. to ever experience the awesomeness

61. that is Camp Cretaceous.

62. I know, the trip from the mainland was rough on some.

63. Hello, Ben.

64. But you made it!

65. I'm Dave, head counselor.

66. You heard that correctly— head honcho, big shot.

67. Ah, so sorry I'm late.

68. Welcome, campers!

69. I'm Roxie, head counselor of Camp Cretaceous.

70. Well, it's sort of a co-head counselor sort of situation.

71. - Is it?

72. Anyway, some of you won contests to be here,

73. some of you had VIP invites, but for the next two weeks,

74. all of you will be getting the five-star treatment!

75. As our first campers, we've lined up

76. exclusive behind-the-scenes tours of Jurassic World.

77. - Ooh! - Yes!

78. As well as kayaking, rock climbing, obstacle courses, and of course...

79. Dinosaurs?

80. Yes... Darius, plenty of dinosaurs.

81. So, ready for an adventure?

82. Absolutely!

83. But I'm gonna need that speech a little shorter,

84. and really try to lean into the majesty of this place.

85. Okay, we're going now.

86. Let's get the six of you to camp.

87. Uh, there are five of us.

88. Wait.

89. Dino-kid, Track-Star, Internet Girl, Barfy, Texas.

90. He's right. Where's Six?

91. Greetings, my dudes. Kenji is here, so let the party commence!

92. - Put this in my room.

93. So, what's your deal?

94. Okay, let's go.

95. I hope you got my mom's note.

96. I don't do well on windy roads.

97. What's good, Brooklanders?

98. It's your girl Brooklynn coming at you from the best place ever:

99. Camp Cretaceous.

100. Like and subscribe to join me as I unbox Jurassic World!

101. Okay, I need you all to say who you are and a little bit about yourself.

102. And, action!

103. Oh! Um...

104. I beat this awesome VR dinosaur game.

105. - I'm Darius, by the— - I'm sorry.

106. I just can't believe... you're Brooklynn!

107. I'm Sammy Gutierrez, total Brooklander!

108. Kapow!

109. Oh, also, my family supplies all the beef for the park, and that's how I got here.

110. Great to meet you, Sammy.

111. Um... What's a Brooklander?

112. Oh, that's just what my online followers call themselves.

113. Uh, all 27 million of us.

114. Yep. That's why she's the only one who gets to keep her cell phone.

115. She's famous.

116. Hold on. Rich and famous?

117. Oh, meant to be.

118. - Um, Dave, what's going on?

119. - Nothing you need to worry about.

120. But you should all definitely stay in your seats.

121. Mm.

122. Guys?

123. Guys?

124. Crisis averted.

125. Oh, these things are always getting out of their enclosure.

126. A real live Compsognathus!

127. Oh, please.

128. It took a blanket and a cat carrier to catch it.

129. Boring.

130. - Scared you pretty good.

131. Whoa!

132. Whoa!

133. Wow.

134. - Whoa! - Whoa!

135. Welcome to Camp Cretaceous.

136. Oh, my gosh!

137. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

138. Whoa!

139. Hey, Brooklanders, check this place out!

140. Is this not the most amazing place you have ever seen?

141. If you think this is cool, you should see my dad's penthouse in the main park.

142. Yasmina!

143. Hey, girl.

144. So, as an elite athlete, how pumped are you for camp?

145. Not a huge fan of being on camera.

146. Or people.

147. This place is almost as big as my family's ranch back home.

148. That's because when we're up and running,

149. the camp will house 500 kids and 150 staff.

150. Listen up!

151. Announcement time from your co-head counselors.

152. Psst, still not a thing.

153. Okay, everyone, there's some ground rules to cover.

154. Curfew's at 8:00 p.m., and lights out at 9:00 p.m. sharp.

155. - What? - Lame.

156. Fine.

157. This is for your safety.

158. We are in a dinosaur-filled jungle.

159. You must always keep your distance,

160. or you could be seriously hurt, if not worse.

161. Define "worse."

162. Cabins are up that-a-way.

163. - First one there gets top bunk!

164. Whoo-hoo!

165. Get this lovely lady

166. back to her pen.

167. Her family's probably worried sick.

168. - W-Wait!

169. Oh, man, I really wanted to get a closer look at that Compy.

170. I like your enthusiasm, Darius, but right now it's "claiming a bunk" time.

171. So, you know... go claim a bunk.

172. But it's the first dinosaur I've ever seen in person

173. and, I mean, we're here to see dinosaurs, so...

174. Oh, the day is not over, buddy.

175. - Wow!

176. Dinosaurs!

177. There's Brachiosaurus.

178. Parasaurolophus. Stegosaurus.

179. Ankylosaurus!

180. Wow, you really do know your stuff, dino-nerd.

181. Check out the... Brontosaurus.

182. They don't have those here. Common mistake.

183. Are those Sinoceratops?

184. When did you get those?

185. They are cooking up all kinds of new dinos in that lab.

186. Whoa! Where are they herding 'em to?

187. They're herding them back to their nighttime enclosures.

188. Enough banter.

189. It's zip-line party time!

190. Me? Maybe Yasmina should go first, or... Darius?

191. Uh... Or anyone! I really don't—

192. Wow!

193. Whoa!

194. Whoa!

195. Oh, hey there, dino-nerd. Whatcha doing?

196. Huh? Uh, nothing!

197. I was just, uh, heading out 'cause...

198. thirsty.

199. Oh, yeah. I... I meant, um... hungry.

200. Oh, heh, look at that. Thanks, Kenji.

201. Look, bro.

202. I don't want you to be intimidated by me just because I'm rich,

203. my father owns a few condos on the island, and I'm rich.

204. - Uh, I'm not intimidated by you. - Oh, good.

205. I just want us to be friends, and friends tell each other stuff.

206. For instance, what they're doing out of bed after curfew.

207. What do you think?

208. I think you best get your arm off me... friend.

209. Oh. Why don't you make me, friend?

210. Huh.

211. So that's what toxic masculinity looks like.

212. Uh, sorry we woke you. I—

213. He was sneaking out, but I set him straight.

214. Look, I try to look out for the younger kids.

215. It's who I am.

216. You guys don't understand.

217. I've been waiting my whole life to get here,

218. and I'm gonna make the most of it.

219. Those lights must be coming from the Compy enclosure.

220. I gotta check it out!

221. Sneaking out to see dinosaurs in the dead of night,

222. mad danger of getting caught,

223. great mood lighting...

224. I guess that means...

225. we're going rogue.

226. Kapow!

227. I think this is it.

228. The truck definitely headed this direction.

229. Of course this is it. Why else would they have—

230. Shh!

231. Hey, Brooklynn.

232. You can get a good shot from over here.

233. - Allow me. - No, thanks. I can—

234. - Just— - Hey!

235. Give me my— Ugh!

236. Come on!

237. Thanks, Kenji. Real smooth.

238. Relax, I'll get it.

239. - Wait! What are you— - I got it, kid.

240. See? Ha! Good as new.

241. Great. Now, just climb back up and gently hand it to me.

242. Sure, sure, right after I get a sweet dino-pic for your followers.

243. No need to thank me.

244. Um, guys...

245. this isn't the Compy pen.

246. Quiet, junior! The grown-ups are talking.

247. Ah, your followers are gonna love this.

248. Here, Compy-Compy-Compy.

249. This isn't the Compy pen!

250. - Uh, what's he babbling on about?

251. What the...?

252. Come on!

253. D'ah! Open the gate! Open the gate!

254. Oh, come on!

255. - D'ah!

256. Dude! Please tell me you have a plan.

257. Let's move! The steam should keep him busy.

258. Huh?

259. Oh, crud!