JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 4x9

1. - mista: Ow. - Fugo: Hmm.

2. You should really have a doctor take a look at that.

3. Yeah, yeah, I already know that! But I want you

4. to give me a bit of first aid in the meantime.

5. - Fugo: All right, take it easy.

6. Wait. Fugo, you're not gonna—

7. - Agh! Hey!

8. Have you lost your mind?

9. Did that just happen?

10. Holy shit! You sealed him up like a frickin' manga!

11. Hey, narancia, you mind grabbing the duct tape

12. and wrapping up his midsection?

13. - Narancia: I'm on it. - Mista: This hack job

14. isn't gonna get infected, is it?

15. Don't worry. You'll be fine.

16. It's actually kind of growing on me.

17. May I chime in?

18. Ragazzi, you've made me proud.

19. - Giorno: Eh? - Narancia: Huh?

20. It's thanks to all of your efforts

21. that we made it to Capri alive.

22. Our would-be attackers have been neutralized

23. and are being held on the ship for now.

24. The obstacle has been cleared.

25. Then, let's go!

26. There's no time like the present!

27. Our ten-billion-lira treasure awaits!

28. Enough suspense. Where'd you hide it?

29. A hidden safe at the bank?

30. No, you must have buried it in some cave on the island.

31. I need you to wait a little longer.

32. Where's this coming from?

33. And why do we need to wait around?

34. - Shh!

35. Could you wait a few?

36. There are still some people left in there.

37. Well? Think you could clean this place later?

38. So you must be la toilette.

39. Huh? What do you mean by that? Hmm?

40. If your name was la toilette,

41. that'd make this place your house, giving you a say.

42. After all, one calls the shots in their own home.

43. Of course, if this isn't actually your house,

44. then you really have no business ordering me around.

45. Wha? Hold it, moron!

46. What part of "come back later" don't you understand?

47. The hell? Hey,

48. what do you think you're doing, pal? Knock it off!

49. - Fugo: What the...

50. - Abbacchio: A user? - Narancia: Come on!

51. I'll slice you apart!

52. Wait! Back off now, narancia!

53. But I wanted to cut this fool!

54. Things aren't as they seem!

55. Huh?

56. That stern voice.

57. We've kept you waiting.

58. Gentlemen, bow your heads.

59. This is Mr. Pericolo, a capo from passione.

60. I've come all the way here

61. for the ten billion lira, bucciarati.

62. I reached out to him as soon as we arrived.

63. Mr. Pericolo was kind enough

64. to meet all of us here to receive the money.

65. So he's a capo from passione.

66. We are humbled by your visit.

67. Thank you for coming.

68. None of that. I was the one

69. who requested your team travel here in the first place.

70. Please, everyone, at ease.

71. - You must be the rookie, eh? - Giorno: Sﾌ.

72. Bucciarati's told me all about you.

73. You are with passione now,

74. which makes you part of the famiglia.

75. I know we've only just met,

76. but, by all means, call me Mr. Pericolo.

77. I appreciate that, sir.

78. Oh, Sonny, pardon the rough reception earlier.

79. She hates it when people touch her

80. without her permission.

81. Whatev.

82. - Not cool! - Fugo: It's "yes, sir."

83. - Bucciarati: Mr. Pericolo. - Mafiosi: Hmm?

84. If I may, why the elaborate disguise?

85. Oh, I have my reasons, but I'll clarify later.

86. Before that, are you positive that you have it,

87. the ten-billion-lira contribution to the famiglia?

88. Indeed. Right here, in fact.

89. - Mista: Back it up a bit!

90. What did you just say?

91. He said it's here!

92. But where?

93. You're gonna have to be more specific.

94. Sorry, but all I see are urinals.

95. What? You hid it inside of that?

96. Well, I can't deny it was secure, but holy moly,

97. if those guys knew what they were pissing on...

98. Hmm. It's authentic.

99. This necklace alone

100. is worth at least 700 or 800 million.

101. Bucciarati, I won't badger you for details

102. on how you obtained this cache of riches.

103. The famiglia cares not about your methods,

104. only that you follow through with the funds.

105. Wait. Hang on. You're putting it away already?

106. Could I touch it a little?

107. - I'd settle for a whiff!

108. This treasure is proof incarnate...

109. That the man standing before us today

110. is one of tremendous intellect and faith.

111. Well done, bucciarati. You did it.

112. I hereby promote you to the rank of capo.

113. Hey, did you hear that? He did it!

114. After all that, bucciarati's finally a capo!

115. Since polpo is no longer among the living,

116. you are now the successor to the entirety of his territory.

117. You'll oversee all interests

118. related to the famiglia in napoli,

119. including gambling, extortion, port contraband,

120. and restaurant and hotel operations.

121. 50% goes to the famiglia.

122. The rest is yours for the taking.

123. Incredible! So much power, just like that!

124. With bucciarati's smarts and charisma,

125. our little gang is gonna be rolling in dough.

126. Man, it's like everything started being set into motion

127. once that new guy, giorno, got here.

128. He's a crazy good-luck charm!

129. Oh, and there's one more thing.

130. I know you haven't had time

131. to digest your new duties as polpo's successor,

132. but you should know he still had one job left unfinished.

133. - Bucciarati: Hmm? - Pericolo: Naturally,

134. this responsibility will now rest on your shoulders.

135. Are you willing to accept his final mission?

136. It'll be a heavy burden to bear.

137. So I'm to finish what he started.

138. Mm.

139. Be aware this is a direct order from the boss.

140. The boss?

141. - I see. - Abbacchio: Unreal.

142. Isn't this the same boss no one's ever met in person?

143. And now we're getting an order right from him?

144. That's right. I'll deliver his words myself.

145. Your mission is to safeguard the boss's daughter,

146. laying down your lives if needed.

147. End of message.

148. His daughter? The boss?

149. The daughter of the boss we were planning

150. on tracking down and eliminating?

151. Your safeguarding obligations begin now.

152. I'm turning her over to you.

153. Turning her over?

154. Bucciarati!

155. Could that guy be—

156. no, that woman...

157. She must be the boss's daughter!

158. Could that really be her?

159. I have to— well, you know.

160. That's fine. Go ahead, Trish.

161. For now, stay by her side.

162. She is now our priority.

163. - Pericolo: Bucciarati. - Bucciarati: Hmm.

164. Her name is Trish una, and she's 15 years old.

165. The name una comes from her mother,

166. so it has no association with the boss.

167. Trish has also never met the boss,

168. so she doesn't know anything about him.

169. - Pericolo: Bucciarati,

170. as you know, no one has knowledge

171. of the boss's true identity.

172. But of course even someone like the boss has a past.

173. His youth is especially intriguing.

174. Two months ago, in a hospital in the small town in calabria,

175. a woman named donatella succumbed to illness.

176. Just days before her death,

177. she initiated a frantic search for a man named solido naso.

178. The man she was looking for was Trish's father.

179. I assume it was a final act of love for a daughter

180. who'd soon be left to fend for herself, but...

181. She couldn't find him,

182. because he doesn't exist. It was just an alias

183. used by the boss in his youth to conceal his true identity.

184. Am I right?

185. But he who seeks naso must exercise caution.

186. Anyone with any standing whatsoever in passione

187. knows to take these words to heart.

188. To peer into the depths of the boss's past

189. is to defy the famiglia itself.

190. Word of donatella spread like wildfire.

191. As you can imagine, with news of a daughter, rumors exploded.

192. Of course, the hearsay reached the boss, too.

193. His resolution was unsurprisingly swift.

194. By way of several intermediaries,

195. he extended his order.

196. Upon donatella's death,

197. I was to become her guardian.

198. He must have known instinctively.

199. He lived his life without knowing she had ever existed,

200. yet suddenly he knew Trish was his own flesh and blood.

201. Shortly after taking Trish into my custody,

202. I discovered someone was attempting to hunt her down

203. and take the girl out for good.

204. Had the directive arrived 30 minutes later,

205. I've no doubt Trish's pursuers would have taken her away.

206. They would have surely killed her.

207. But who'd do this?

208. Who would want to kill the boss's daughter?

209. Traitors to the famiglia, of course,

210. and there's no telling how many there are.

211. They're attempting to overthrow the boss

212. and take control of all the drug trafficking routes.

213. Drugs again.

214. These idiotas have convinced themselves

215. the girl possesses secret intel on the boss.

216. They want intelligence on how to topple the boss

217. when they carry out their coup.

218. But she has no such knowledge.

219. Trish is a vulnerable teen in a strange new life.

220. How long will we protect her?

221. About seven days,

222. and likely it'll be even shorter than that.

223. You'll be relieved of duty

224. once the boss eliminates the traitors.

225. Leave this island immediately,

226. and place her under concealment.

227. This arrangement is top-secret. Only the boss and I know of it.

228. - Giorno: Mr. Pericolo. - Pericolo: Huh?

229. To clarify, this mission was first polpo's.

230. Isn't that right, signore?

231. Which means...

232. That our enemies are stand users.

233. Mm. I'd say that is a good guess, my boy.

234. In all likelihood,

235. they'll be working in teams as well.

236. Unfortunately, we don't yet know how many there are.

237. I don't possess a stand.

238. I've now done everything I can to assist you.

239. If I obtain further intel, I'll find a way to reach you.

240. Um...

241. Do you need something?

242. Yeah. Uh, will you be, well, um—

243. are you the group that'll be escorting me from here on out?

244. Yes, that is correct.

245. The six of us are here for you, Trish.

246. While you're with us,

247. we will protect you with our lives.

248. I see.

249. Then, do me a favor.

250. Could you please take off your jacket for just a minute?

251. Uh, you want me to take off my jacket?

252. - But what for? - Trish: Don't worry.

253. Just take it off. Trust me.

254. I have no interest in seeing you devoid of clothing.

255. You've made that clear.

256. Huh?

257. Wha?

258. I'm out of handkerchiefs,

259. so go buy me one.

260. While you're at it, get more nylons

261. and givenchy blush number two.

262. Oh, and those nylons better be the ones

263. with the garter at the thigh.

264. And grab a copy of "vogue italia."

265. Mineral water would be nice, too,

266. but it has to be from France.

267. I'd rather keel over than drink that other stuff.

268. When you're done ogling the scenery,

269. get started on that list.

270. Protect the daughter of the boss, huh?

271. One minute, we're hunting the bastard down, and, the next,

272. we're face to face with his flesh and blood.

273. Still, this has to be done.

274. If we really follow through on this,

275. the boss will give bucciarati

276. the same kind of trust he gave polpo.

277. But, if we fail, our story won't end well.

278. Everyone aboard this ship is aware of that cruel reality.

279. - Man: What's with you?

280. Chill out, sweetie baby.

281. I'm just trying to show you some love.

282. - Man: Hey, come on.

283. Quit moving around so much.

284. Can't you see I'm trying to read these messages?

285. "At 9:25 this morning,

286. "officials at the prison in Naples were shocked

287. to discover that polpo had shot himself dead"?

288. Shit on a stick!

289. I thought for sure polpo would be the girl's guardian.

290. If it's not him, who is it, then?

291. Who'd stick their neck out

292. to look after that disappearing act, Trish?

293. well, I better get after it.

294. - Formaggio: "Find them," eh?

295. Who would be more capable of protecting her than polpo?

296. They'd definitely have to be a capo.

297. No one else would be assigned to such an important job.

298. Them being a stand user is also a no-brainer.

299. The question is, who the hell checks all those boxes?

300. Ia grunts )

301. Groceries, check.

302. Surroundings clear.

303. Let's see.

304. So I'm supposed to go through here,

305. make a turn there, end up back on this street,

306. and then head in the opposite direction.

307. Right. Nice.

308. Narancia, you listening?

309. That's a list of groceries from the group,

310. along with everything else we need,

311. and these are the keys to the car.

312. Now listen up. I have faith in you.

313. This'll be a walk in the park.

314. - Narancia: Mm-hmm. - Fugo: One more thing.

315. No one has the faintest idea our group is hiding out here.

316. Not even the vintners out front are aware of our presence.

317. When you're done with the shopping,

318. I want you to retrace your path.

319. Then do it again, more times than you think necessary.

320. Also, make a u-turn every once in a while.

321. That way, you'll know whether anyone is tailing you.

322. After that, I want you to take the car

323. I left for you in the parking lot.

324. Then, and only then, do I want you to come home.

325. No one should have any inkling

326. that we're looking after the boss's daughter,

327. but, just in case someone does know what we're up to,

328. this runaround strategy should keep them off our trail.

329. You understand? We need the things on the list.

330. That much is still true.

331. However, it's absolutely imperative

332. that nobody finds our hideout—

333. For crying out loud, I get it! I get it!

334. Just leave everything to me!

335. All right, now repeat

336. everything we just discussed, start to finish.

337. Huh? Well, uh...

338. I buy all the stuff on the list,

339. then drive around and around in a field until—

340. That's the wrong answer.

341. Quit screwing around, and get serious!

342. Now tell me what I said from the beginning!

343. You told me to...

344. Drive around an empty lot so I don't get dizzy—

345. What the hell is wrong with you?

346. Are you seeing this, abbacchio?

347. Tell him to stop stabbing me with the damn keys!

348. I'm older, so I...

349. I never should have put him

350. in charge of shopping in the first place!

351. Whether you two man-babies

352. wanna keep playing with keys is your own business.

353. As for me, I'm interested in narancia's stand.

354. If we're being followed,

355. he'll put an end to them before they know it.

356. That's why bucciarati gave him the task he did.

357. Long story short,

358. I need to get my ass back here without a soul knowing.

359. No stalkers allowed!

360. Something's off.

361. My eyes tell me I'm all by myself,

362. but my gut says otherwise.

363. And, if that wasn't bad enough,

364. this car fugo got me is giving off some bad vibes, too.

365. - Man: Hmm?

366. Hmm?

367. Come on now, already. I'm dying to know.

368. Where, oh, where could you be heading to, narancia?

369. - Narancia: It came from here.

370. Now, like I said, where are you running off to, stranger?

371. You keep looking behind you.

372. Worried some big, bad boogeyman is following you or somethin'?

373. Just who the hell do you think you are?

374. No need to act so scary.

375. Is that how you treat someone asking you something?

376. I didn't realize you'd be so rude,

377. answering a question with a question.

378. Shut your face, freak!

379. I want you out of this car right now!

380. This isn't getting us anywhere.

381. You can call me formaggio. I'm part of the famiglia.

382. You are aware that polpo passed last night, aren't you?

383. This sucks ass.

384. - Your trusty teammates... - Narancia: Merda.

385. Talk about bad news. I don't know how this guy

386. found out about our mission, but he's onto us.

387. Just great. I wonder if he's a stand user.

388. Narancia, this is the rudest welcome ever.

389. What gives, amico?

390. Where's bucciarati and the rest of your playmates?

391. No clue, friend.

392. How should I know where they are?

393. I'm not their keeper.

394. Did you check the restaurants around here?

395. This car you're using,

396. it's a rental, isn't it?

397. And bucciarati is the renter.

398. Why would you be in this car if you weren't aware of that?

399. - Well?

400. I always drive around in his cars.

401. Everyone knows that.

402. I'm 17, so I clearly don't have my own.

403. That's why I'm borrowing his.

404. Hmm.

405. Oh, yeah. Did you hear the news?

406. Polpo's colossal corpse is causing the mortician trouble,

407. 'cause he doesn't know how to torch the thing.

408. There's no way to squeeze him into the damn oven.

409. Guess he'll just have to hack

410. that fat calzone into tiny pieces!

411. You shut up!

412. What? Aren't you thinking the same thing?

413. Huh?

414. What? Who are you talking to?

415. Wow! You totally fell for it.

416. You're such a disappointment.

417. Say, narancia, answer something for me.

418. Why are you fools nowhere to be seen,

419. while a capo's being laid to rest?

420. Get to snitchin' already.

421. I don't have all day to follow your ass around.

422. When I'm finished, kid, you won't have a secret left!

423. Eat shit.

424. Eh?

425. Better yet...

426. Drop dead!

427. What is that thing?

428. Li'l bomber!

429. So he's a stand user.

430. Get him, tiny feet!

431. Damn you!

432. Look at what you did to me, bastardo! I'm bleeding!

433. How dare you hurt me?

434. I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

435. Frickin' hell. This guy's a psycho.

436. Die! Die! Die! Die!

437. Damn. He doesn't quit!

438. - Narancia: I'll slaughter you!

439. This crazy kid's completely blown a gasket.

440. He's shooting everything in sight like a madman,

441. and I'm stuck inside this tin can

442. with nowhere to hide!

443. Stayin' in this car's gonna do me in!

444. That's a bomb?

445. Blow him away, li'l bomber!

446. How do you like that? Did it feel good?

447. You a pile of ash yet?

448. Ow!

449. Damn it. We get him?

450. What? Where'd he go?

451. Did the blast knock him into the stratosphere?

452. No, but there's not a piece of him left.

453. Wh-where'd he go?

454. You're so oblivious, kid.

455. I'm right under your nose.

456. I can micrify myself.

457. That's my very secret weapon!

458. My stand is called tiny feet,

459. and all the other guys said it wasn't worth anything.

460. They can talk shit 'til they're blue in the face,

461. but personal talent is all about how you use it.

462. What the hell? I don't see him anywhere!

463. This is ridiculous! How'd he just disappear?

464. Is he here?

465. The same damn thing happened

466. when he first showed up in the car

467. You can look around to your heart's content.

468. I'm gonna buy some time

469. while you parade around looking like a fool. Huh?

470. Huh?

471. It's a chick. What do you know?

472. The bastard's buying stuff for a chick.

473. He's got nylons and lipstick in there.

474. There's even some designer blush.

475. Who's all this shit for?

476. This cagacazzo's mom, his big sis?

477. No way. Women are super picky about stuff like this.

478. They buy their own makeup and clothes.

479. The only chick who'd entrust a guy with this kind of thing

480. is one who thinks they would be in mortal danger

481. if they went outside!

482. This all stinks to high heaven.

483. It's looking like my instincts were spot on after all.

484. The ones chosen to protect the boss's daughter

485. was bucciarati and his back scratchers!

486. It has to be them.

487. I will find their hiding place,

488. and the best part is narancia's gonna show me how.

489. My power should be working its magic on him any second.

490. That bastard's gotta be around here somewhere.

491. I know he's waiting to follow me back to the others.

492. Let him try.

493. I'm gonna shake off this stalker and get back to base,

494. and if he tries to get in my way, he's dead!

495. This mission is in the bag!