1. For the love of god...Copy !req
2. What a pain in the ass.Copy !req
3. Let's see... Where the hell did I leave that thing?Copy !req
4. Katagiri Anjuro. Angelo.Copy !req
5. Infamous for committing some of the worst crimes in recent history.Copy !req
6. At the age of twelve, he began his lifelong murder spree.Copy !req
7. His last murder...Copy !req
8. Mister milkman! Watch your step!Copy !req
9. put him on the same level as dog shit.Copy !req
10. During March of 1994...Copy !req
11. he crossed paths with three fourteen year-old boys.Copy !req
12. He raped and murdered two of them.Copy !req
13. Did you step in it?Copy !req
14. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
15. Honestly, this pisses me off!Copy !req
16. Letting your dog do that in front of someone else's house...Copy !req
17. Just this once, I'd like to keep it
so I can shove it in the owner's pocket tomorrow morning.Copy !req
18. Well... I left your milk at the door.Copy !req
19. Goodbye, now.Copy !req
20. Hold on...Copy !req
21. You're not the usual milkman.Copy !req
22. Yeah, I'm covering his shift this morning.Copy !req
23. Once he learned that the last boy came from
a wealthy family, he demanded a ransom.Copy !req
24. This led to his arrest.Copy !req
25. I know I'm being picky,
but it looks like the seal on this milk is broken.Copy !req
26. Is it?Copy !req
27. Yeah. Look at it!Copy !req
28. Oh, I see...Copy !req
29. It's broken, right?Copy !req
30. You're right. My apologies.Copy !req
31. I'll be going now.Copy !req
32. Thank you.Copy !req
33. Don't mention it.Copy !req
34. That fucking bitch!Copy !req
35. She's got a sharp eye, that's for sure.Copy !req
36. If that bitch or her dumb-ass kid, Josuke, drank that milk...Copy !req
37. my Stand, Aqua Necklace, could have possessed them!Copy !req
38. Again? You just don't stop, do you?Copy !req
39. Once the police finally found where he was keeping the boy,
they were greeted by a horrific scene.Copy !req
40. The boy was dead, and his genitals had been
forcibly removed and nailed to a pillar near his corpse.Copy !req
41. Why the fuck didn't you clean up your dog's disgusting shit?Copy !req
42. Plus, you just threw your cigarette butt on the ground!Copy !req
43. Don't act like your better than everyone else!Copy !req
44. Anyone who acts like they're above others...Copy !req
45. can choke on my Stand and die!Copy !req
46. Episode 2: Higashikata Josuke Meets Angelo!Copy !req
47. So like I was saying, it looked like his Stand possessed
that guy robbing the convenience store or something, but...Copy !req
48. it could have just been hiding inside of him.
It didn't attack me, at least.Copy !req
49. Was Angelo nearby? The guy from the photo.Copy !req
50. Nope, didn't see him.Copy !req
51. Damn, my hair isn't setting right...Copy !req
52. Listen. His Stand is weak, but he can control it remotely.Copy !req
53. It's the type of Stand capable of possessing people.Copy !req
54. I'm heading to your place.Copy !req
55. Huh? Right now?Copy !req
56. Don't eat or drink anything until I get there.Copy !req
57. That includes tap water.Copy !req
58. Don't use the shower or flush the toilet, either. Got it?Copy !req
59. Wait a second... I haven't told my mom about you yet...Copy !req
60. Even though she has thick skin,
she'll be a mess if her feelings for Joseph Joestar resurface again.Copy !req
61. She'll be able to tell you guys are related.Copy !req
62. Josuke, where did these photos come from?Copy !req
63. This looks like the milkman from earlier...Copy !req
64. Do you know him?Copy !req
65. Hey, Josuke! What's wrong?Copy !req
66. Dammit! It's already too late!Copy !req
67. That thing was in my Mom's coffee and got inside her mouth!Copy !req
68. Hello? Josuke? Hey! Josuke!Copy !req
69. Josuke, would you like some coffee, too?Copy !req
70. Yeah, sounds good.
Could you put in the milk and sugar for me?Copy !req
71. Milk and sugar, huh?Copy !req
72. Josuke? You said milk and sugar, right?Copy !req
73. Yeah.Copy !req
74. Hello? Mr. Jotaro?Copy !req
75. I just caught his Stand, but...Copy !req
76. What?Copy !req
77. What should I do with it?Copy !req
78. This guy...Copy !req
79. Be careful. Angelo is probably staking out your house.Copy !req
80. Don't take your eyes off his Stand. I'll be right there.Copy !req
81. Angelo probably escaped prison and death row using his Stand.Copy !req
82. I still don't know what it can do, though.Copy !req
83. Dead ball!Copy !req
84. It's over!Copy !req
85. The game ends with a dead ball!Copy !req
86. There, there...Copy !req
87. You motherfucker!Copy !req
88. Josuke! You'll be late if you don't get going!Copy !req
89. I'll kill them both! That little shit and his bangin' mom!Copy !req
90. Okay!Copy !req
91. I've either gotta take the cap off,
or break the bottle! But how...?Copy !req
92. It's him...Copy !req
93. I'm home.Copy !req
94. Higashikata...Copy !req
95. They got the same name...Copy !req
96. Officer Higashikata lives here!Copy !req
97. I was just a little kid the first time I met that asshole! Good times...Copy !req
98. Lucky for me, I know all there is to know about him!Copy !req
99. Don't move!Copy !req
100. Josuke, how come you're not at school?Copy !req
101. Grandpa, since when are you allowed to
take your gun home from work?Copy !req
102. Put a sock in it! Answer me!Copy !req
103. I'm leaving soon! I'm just waiting for someone!Copy !req
104. Don't be stupid! It's a fake gun.Copy !req
105. You sure looked scared!Copy !req
106. Guess that makes me the winner
of our weekly scaring contest, huh?Copy !req
107. Yeah, yeah. I'm the loser.Copy !req
108. Hmm? What's wrong?
Don't have any objections this time?Copy !req
109. It's nothing. Mom already left.Copy !req
110. You should get some sleep.
You're probably tired from work, right?Copy !req
111. Now, our next story.Copy !req
112. The number of reported casualties involving injuries
sustained to the eyes and ears from inside the body...Copy !req
113. has risen to seven as of this morning.Copy !req
114. Police investigation into these bizarre deaths is still underway,
though all cases have been isolated to Morioh thus far.Copy !req
115. The cause of their injuries is unknown at this time.Copy !req
116. I've heard about this.Copy !req
117. There's definitely something fishy going on.Copy !req
118. I can't shake the feeling that someone really dangerous is hiding in our town.Copy !req
119. Grandpa...Copy !req
120. Morioh's staple food, beef tongue stewed in miso-Copy !req
121. He's here...Copy !req
122. I know you too well, Higashikata!Copy !req
123. You always go for a shot of brandy once you finish your shift!Copy !req
124. Josuke, grab the bottle and get in the car.Copy !req
125. We need to bring it somewhere remote.Copy !req
126. Gotcha.Copy !req
127. G-Grandpa...Copy !req
128. Higashikata Josuke, this is all your fault!Copy !req
129. Serves you right for not keeping an eye on me!Copy !req
130. You got cocky, kid!Copy !req
131. It makes my fucking day to see
cocky bastards like you get knocked down a peg!Copy !req
132. Dorararara!Copy !req
133. Close one! You're stronger than I thought...Copy !req
134. Too bad you're still just a cocky little shit!Copy !req
135. Your days are numbered!Copy !req
136. You hear me? You're finished!Copy !req
137. My grandpa took off the bottle cap without knowing...Copy !req
138. But this isn't a problem!Copy !req
139. It's nothing serious. My Stand can easily...Copy !req
140. All better.Copy !req
141. It can't be...Copy !req
142. He should be waking up!Copy !req
143. My Stand can heal wounds!Copy !req
144. I've been doing this since I was a kid!Copy !req
145. I even healed my friend's broken bone once!Copy !req
146. Hey, Grandpa!
You're really gonna get it if you're trying to scare me!Copy !req
147. Was the night shift really that hard on you?Copy !req
148. You don't have to scare me like this!Copy !req
149. Grandpa! Grandpa!Copy !req
150. Josuke...Copy !req
151. But there's nothing wrong...Copy !req
152. Most people do more harm than good to others during their lives.Copy !req
153. Your power allows you to do the world
a kindness nobody else can.Copy !req
154. However, once someone is dead...Copy !req
155. they can't be brought back.Copy !req
156. No Stand can bring the dead back to life.Copy !req
157. For the last thirty-five years,
my grandpa has made it his sworn duty to protect this town.Copy !req
158. He knew something was going on...Copy !req
159. When he saw the news about the murders just like the ones committed by Angelo...Copy !req
160. you could see the conviction in his eyes.Copy !req
161. Angelo has killed many people.Copy !req
162. There are probably dead bodies hidden all over town because of him.Copy !req
163. His entire existence is devoted to senseless murder.Copy !req
164. It's like a hobby for him.Copy !req
165. He'll never stop.Copy !req
166. I hate to say it,
but he'll probably go after you and your mom next.Copy !req
167. I...Copy !req
168. I swear I'm gonna protect my mom, and this town...Copy !req
169. no matter what it takes!Copy !req
170. Although the man who once lived here has passed on,
a clean uniform still hangs inside his closet.Copy !req
171. Neatly lined up below it
are a pair of shoes, socks, shirts, and pants...Copy !req
172. that the man would defend by proclaiming "They suit me just fine."Copy !req
173. But like the man, they too must pass on from this place.Copy !req
174. Even his daughter, still clinging to
the cherished memories those items held for her...Copy !req
175. knew she would never see her father wear them again.Copy !req
176. Josuke... He probably doesn't want to talk to anyone right now...Copy !req
177. Everything but sealed food and drinks are dangerous,
so don't consume anything else.Copy !req
178. How's your mom holding up?Copy !req
179. I told her to go to a relative's house after the funeral.Copy !req
180. Good thinking. She can come back once we defeat Angelo.Copy !req
181. I'm not really that angry, honestly...Copy !req
182. Just got a bit worked up there.Copy !req
183. I'm calm. Totally calm.Copy !req
184. Calm, huh?Copy !req
185. Well, it's your furniture, so do whatever you want with it.Copy !req
186. By the way, that cut on your lip...Copy !req
187. You got that from when I punched you.Copy !req
188. Can't you use your Stand to heal yourself?Copy !req
189. My Stand can't heal my own wounds.Copy !req
190. What will you do if his Stand gets inside you
and starts tearing you to shreds?Copy !req
191. Die, probably.Copy !req
192. I'm toast if it gets inside me.Copy !req
193. You think you can trap my Stand inside a bottle again?Copy !req
194. That's not gonna work.
Josuke, I know what kind of abilities you have now.Copy !req
195. Either tomorrow, or the day after...Copy !req
196. I'll get my chance to kill you!Copy !req
197. He came this far just to stake out the house...Copy !req
198. yet he hasn't made a single move for three days.Copy !req
199. What is he waiting for?Copy !req
200. Rain...Copy !req
201. Wait... Rain?Copy !req
202. Ora!Copy !req
203. What the hell?Copy !req
204. I knew something was up with you!Copy !req
205. You're a Stand user, too?Copy !req
206. Well, whatever. I've been waiting for this!Copy !req
207. This house belongs to me now!Copy !req
208. You'll never be able to leave now that it's raining!Copy !req
209. Josuke!Copy !req
210. Look at all the water he started boiling!Copy !req
211. He even broke the faucet!Copy !req
212. Angelo's Stand is hiding somewhere inside your house.Copy !req
213. He wasn't waiting for you to trip up and drink water...Copy !req
214. He was waiting for it to rain!Copy !req
215. His Stand can move freely through rain... Or rather...Copy !req
216. it can move freely through water!Copy !req
217. Josuke! Get away from the kettle!Copy !req
218. That thing turned into steam!Copy !req
219. Dorararara!Copy !req
220. Well isn't this just great?Copy !req
221. We'll never catch him using a bottle.Copy !req
222. Stay away from the steam.
You'll die if you inhale that thing.Copy !req
223. We need to get out of here!Copy !req
224. You're right... But now it doesn't make a difference
whether we stay inside or go out there.Copy !req
225. Angelo poked a bunch of holes in the ceiling.Copy !req
226. It's too dangerous to go anywhere now!Copy !req
227. What a great situation...Copy !req
228. I didn't think it would be this hard
to fight an enemy who can blend into water...Copy !req
229. This was his plan all along.Copy !req
230. What's so funny? He's got us cornered!Copy !req
231. Hey!Copy !req
232. I just realized something, Mr. Jotaro...Copy !req
233. I'm within pummeling distance
of the asshole who killed my grandpa!Copy !req
234. And that's just great!Copy !req
235. Enough wasting time. Let's finish this!Copy !req
236. Ora!Copy !req
237. Ora!Copy !req
238. Ora!Copy !req
239. Ora!Copy !req
240. Well, Josuke...Copy !req
241. How do you plan...Copy !req
242. to get us through this one?Copy !req
243. To get us through this?Copy !req
244. I won't just get us through this...Copy !req
245. Dora!Copy !req
246. I'll smash us through!Copy !req
247. Hurry! This way!Copy !req
248. it can move freely through water!Copy !req
249. Gimme a break.Copy !req
250. Well, looks like we got this under-Copy !req
251. The humidifier!Copy !req
252. Josuke!Copy !req
253. I won! I knew you'd try that, Josuke!Copy !req
254. I knew you would end up
breaking down the wall to get inside this room!Copy !req
255. Dammit!Copy !req
256. I feel like I just bet on a winning race horse,
or got every question right on a test!Copy !req
257. I feel like laughing from all the good luck I'm having!Copy !req
258. I can't hold it in!Copy !req
259. Josuke!Copy !req
260. What Angelo just said is wrong, Mr. Jotaro!Copy !req
261. Josuke?Copy !req
262. When things go exactly the way you want them to,
it shouldn't make you want to laugh...Copy !req
263. Especially if you're a sick bastard like Angelo!Copy !req
264. Seriously...Copy !req
265. Got him. Sorry if I grossed you out.Copy !req
266. I shredded up and swallowed a rubber glove earlier.Copy !req
267. Dorarara!Copy !req
268. I hear him. The user is over there.Copy !req
269. G-Goddammit!Copy !req
270. So...Copy !req
271. you're Angelo.Copy !req
272. Motherfucker!Copy !req
273. Y-You guys aren't gonna kill me, are you?Copy !req
274. Sure, I'm an escaped death row inmate...Copy !req
275. but being found guilty by Japanese law
doesn't give you jerks a reason to look down on me!Copy !req
276. Josuke! I may have killed your grandpa,
but that doesn't give you any right to kill me!Copy !req
277. You're just as bad as I am if you kill me in cold blood!Copy !req
278. Dora!Copy !req
279. Don't tell me what I can or can't do!Copy !req
280. M-M-My hand! My fucking hand!Copy !req
281. Neither of us are gonna kill you.Copy !req
282. I won't, and neither will Mr. Jotaro.Copy !req
283. But just because we won't kill you,
it doesn't mean we'll send you back to prison.Copy !req
284. Josuke, he's all yours.Copy !req
285. Wh-What the hell are you gonna do to me?Copy !req
286. I'm gonna memorialize you, Angelo!Copy !req
287. As a reminder for what you did to my grandpa, and all the innocent people you've hurt!Copy !req
288. Dorararara!Copy !req
289. My grandpa swore to protect this town, and now you're immortalized in it.Copy !req
290. The Angelo Stone.Copy !req
291. The Angelo Stone came to be considered a landmark,
as well as a spot where lovers meet.Copy !req
292. The residents of Morioh are fond of it,
despite its unsettling appearance.Copy !req
293. I have to admit... he's one crazy guy.Copy !req
294. Gimme a break.Copy !req
295. surechigatteku kao no nai shisenCopy !req
296. mune no ana ga kaetetta nichijouCopy !req
297. kyoukai nante nakutearu atarimae no kimyou, oh yeah!Copy !req
298. uwatsura de warauCopy !req
299. hikareru mysteryCopy !req
300. jitto hisonderu kono machi no dokokaCopy !req
301. jitto hisonderu kono machi no dokokaCopy !req
302. dakedo kyou mo jojo niCopy !req
303. monku nanka iatteCopy !req
304. nichijou wo odoruCopy !req
305. Crazy Noisy Bizarre TownCopy !req
306. As I watch the indistinct faces passing me byCopy !req
307. The hole in my heart reminds me how much my life has changedCopy !req
308. Not setting limits is just me being my usual bizarre self, oh yeah!Copy !req
309. With the dawn of each day, I put on a fake smileCopy !req
310. Although unknown battles lie ahead, their mystery compels meCopy !req
311. A hidden threat has awoken, lurking somewhere in this townCopy !req
312. A hidden threat has awoken, lurking somewhere in this townCopy !req
313. But for today, we'll banter togetherCopy !req
314. just the same as we always haveCopy !req
315. as we dance our way through lifeCopy !req
316. in this Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town!Copy !req
317. Any time I need to see your face, I just close my eyesCopy !req
318. And I am taken to a place where your crystal mindCopy !req
319. And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spineCopy !req
320. Sweet like a chic-a-cherry colaCopy !req
321. I don't need to try to explain, I just hold on tightCopy !req
322. And if it happens again, I might move so slightlyCopy !req
323. To the arms and the lips and the face of the human cannonballCopy !req
324. That I need to, I want toCopy !req
325. Come stand a little bit closerCopy !req
326. Breathe in and get a bit higherCopy !req
327. You'll never know what hit youCopy !req
328. When I get to youCopy !req
329. Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but...Copy !req
330. Ooh, I'd die to find outCopy !req
331. Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but...Copy !req
332. Ooh, I would die to find outCopy !req