1. Ah, new pages...Copy !req
2. they came.Copy !req
3. The brothers Zenyatta and Mondatta
took a bus four hours later...Copy !req
4. So they managed to avoid getting
into an accident. Yippee!Copy !req
5. What adventures await them now?Copy !req
6. Once in Aswan,
they made their discovery:Copy !req
7. "Oh! There they are!"Copy !req
8. "The five bad guys!",
cried the brothers.Copy !req
9. But the brothers wondered,
"What are they talking about?"Copy !req
10. The bad guys seemed so worried...Copy !req
11. It's them.Copy !req
12. Little did they know. They had
drunk tea laced with poison. Gulp!Copy !req
13. Zenyatta...Copy !req
14. So all I have to do is poison them.Copy !req
15. Mondatta, you and I
are invincible together.Copy !req
16. With your clairvoyant comic Stand...Copy !req
17. and my face Stand...Copy !req
18. my transformative ability...Copy !req
19. They're as good as dead!Copy !req
20. Our cards are Thoth,
God of Writing,Copy !req
21. and Khnum, God of Creation!Copy !req
22. We're the Zenyatta
Mondatta brothers!Copy !req
23. EPISODE 27
KHNUM'S ZENYATTA AND THOTH'S MONDATTACopy !req
24. In this café,Copy !req
25. at that table... This is where
they'll drink their poison tea.Copy !req
26. My Stand, Thoth,
the God of Writing, never lies.Copy !req
27. So, how are they?Copy !req
28. Luckily, Avdol's major arteries
weren't damaged,Copy !req
29. so he'll probably be
released tomorrow.Copy !req
30. But Kakyoin's injuries are serious.Copy !req
31. He could go blind.Copy !req
32. I'm worried about him.Copy !req
33. I hate to say it, but we might have
to leave him behind.Copy !req
34. Hey, look at all these cafés.Copy !req
35. We could all use a break.
Let's get a drink.Copy !req
36. Sounds good. Which one?Copy !req
37. My cigarette says that one.Copy !req
38. Welcome.Copy !req
39. What would you like?Copy !req
40. Let's see... How bout some tea.Copy !req
41. Same.Copy !req
42. Yes, sir.
Three teas, coming right up.Copy !req
43. No, scratch that.Copy !req
44. - Huh?
- Listen. We're in enemy territory.Copy !req
45. This is Dio's dominion.Copy !req
46. Who knows when
our enemies will attack.Copy !req
47. We have to be more cautious.
Someone could easily poison us.Copy !req
48. From now on, we drink only
from bottles and cans.Copy !req
49. What? Are you serious?Copy !req
50. I am serious.Copy !req
51. Hey, forget the tea.
We'll take coke instead.Copy !req
52. Coke?Copy !req
53. Yeah. Something wrong?Copy !req
54. No. Okay. Coke, right?Copy !req
55. Okay, three bottles of coke then.Copy !req
56. Oh, and we'll open them ourselves.Copy !req
57. Give me the third, fourth,
and fifth ones from the right.Copy !req
58. Now they want Coke?Copy !req
59. How am I supposed to put poison
in an unopened coke...Copy !req
60. Was the prediction wrong?Copy !req
61. No, my brother's comic
is always right.Copy !req
62. I have to believe!
I have to believe Mondatta!Copy !req
63. If I can't stand behind
his predictions,Copy !req
64. we won't have a chance!Copy !req
65. Brother, my predictions
are foolproof!Copy !req
66. Hey, you! This Coke's warm!Copy !req
67. Is this your idea of a cold drink?
I'm not paying for this, idiot!Copy !req
68. Hey, the Coke's not cold?Copy !req
69. The fridge is down so...Copy !req
70. You're being paranoid.Copy !req
71. Even if that guy was our enemy,Copy !req
72. and even if he was trying
to poison us...Copy !req
73. how would he have known
we'd come to this cafe?Copy !req
74. This city has tons of cafés,
and I chose this one on a whim.Copy !req
75. I could understand
if this was the only café,Copy !req
76. but there are tons of them.Copy !req
77. My point is
we can't be too careful.Copy !req
78. If you're that worried,
let's go somewhere else then.Copy !req
79. Let's go to the one
across the street.Copy !req
80. All right.Copy !req
81. - Fire!
- Huh?Copy !req
82. My café is on fire!Copy !req
83. Some fool left a burning cigarette
in the road.Copy !req
84. It ignited the trash!Copy !req
85. Hey, sir.
We'll take three teas after all.Copy !req
86. We won...Copy !req
87. But...Copy !req
88. What kind of jerk would toss
a lit cigarette near the trash...Copy !req
89. They're drinking it!Copy !req
90. Drink it all...Copy !req
91. - They drank it!
- They drank it!Copy !req
92. A dog took my cake!Copy !req
93. Who the hell brought
a dog in here?Copy !req
94. - Iggy...
- Iggy...Copy !req
95. Whose dog is this?Copy !req
96. Hey! Get that dog outta here!Copy !req
97. Damn it, Iggy!Copy !req
98. Get back here, you!Copy !req
99. Damn it! They were just about
to swallow the poison!Copy !req
100. Shit! What's supposed to
happen next?Copy !req
101. It hasn't come yet...Copy !req
102. But the comic wasn't wrong.Copy !req
103. Thoth sees the near future.Copy !req
104. Next time we'll get them...Copy !req
105. We'll kill them with
the next premonition!Copy !req
106. That's right. We're...Copy !req
107. the Zenyatta Mondatta brothers!Copy !req
108. "That darn dog! We failed!"Copy !req
109. "We were so close!",
fumed the brothers.Copy !req
110. Zenyatta and Mondatta
were very mad.Copy !req
111. But they didn't give up.Copy !req
112. Zenyatta and Mondatta followed
the three guys and their dog.Copy !req
113. While following them,Copy !req
114. they met a man who had a face
that really made them angry.Copy !req
115. It was exactly the kind of face
the brothers hated.Copy !req
116. Something must have
happened to me in a past lifeCopy !req
117. to hate guys like this...Copy !req
118. It really pisses me off.
He deserves a knuckle sandwich!Copy !req
119. He was a perfectly nice man,
but Zenyatta punched him anyway!Copy !req
120. The man with the bad face ran away...Copy !req
121. and left a wallet full of money.Copy !req
122. "Yay! We're rich!Copy !req
123. We're so lucky! Whoopee!"
cried Mondatta.Copy !req
124. What a fool.Copy !req
125. We're rich!Copy !req
126. Ah! Brother, another page.Copy !req
127. The brothers continued
their pursuit.Copy !req
128. The bad guys got in their car
and headed to the hospitalCopy !req
129. to see their friends
Avdol and Kakyoin.Copy !req
130. Zenyatta made a bomb
out of an orangeCopy !req
131. and planted it in the car.Copy !req
132. Jotaro was blown to bits!Copy !req
133. His head was split in two,
and blood splattered everywhere!Copy !req
134. Look how clear
the comic came in...Copy !req
135. Yes!Copy !req
136. KHNUM
ZENYATTACopy !req
137. My Stand, Thoth,
can see only the near future.Copy !req
138. But once the prediction's printed,
it can't be changed! Ever!Copy !req
139. Jotaro will blow up!Copy !req
140. The bomb will detonate
three secondsCopy !req
141. after he sticks his finger in
to peel it.Copy !req
142. It's destiny!Copy !req
143. There's no way out!Copy !req
144. - Who's there?
- Wha—Copy !req
145. Who's in our car?Copy !req
146. It's not Jotaro?Copy !req
147. No. Jotaro said he was going
straight to the hospital.Copy !req
148. - Be careful!
- Crap...Copy !req
149. Don't let him get away!Copy !req
150. Crap! It's Joestar and Polnareff!Copy !req
151. Hey, stop hiding in there!Copy !req
152. Who are you? Come out.Copy !req
153. I said come out, damn it!Copy !req
154. Hurry it up!Copy !req
155. Hey, what's the matter guys?Copy !req
156. It's me, can't you tell?Copy !req
157. Oh, it's you, Jotaro.Copy !req
158. My Stand, Khnum,
is a transforming Stand.Copy !req
159. I can alter my height, weight,
and scent to whatever I want.Copy !req
160. I used my hair
to recreate this hat!Copy !req
161. But what happened?Copy !req
162. You said you were going
straight to the hospital.Copy !req
163. Huh? Um, uh... Right, the hospital.Copy !req
164. I forgot something, so I came back.Copy !req
165. My wallet.
I left my wallet in the car.Copy !req
166. Good grief.Copy !req
167. Jotaro, what happened to
your school uniform?Copy !req
168. School uniform?Copy !req
169. What? School uniform?Copy !req
170. That's really not
a good look on you.Copy !req
171. Oh, my outfit.
I mean my school uniform...Copy !req
172. It's at the dry cleaners!Copy !req
173. I took it to the cleaners,
and didn't have any money.Copy !req
174. That'll convince them. Yeah!Copy !req
175. Huh. I see...Copy !req
176. Then get in the car. Let's go.Copy !req
177. Huh?Copy !req
178. Huh? The car?Copy !req
179. It can't be...Copy !req
180. It can't be!Copy !req
181. If I get into the car
with this face,Copy !req
182. that means the real Jotaro
won't get blown up! It'll be Me!Copy !req
183. Impossible!Copy !req
184. Nah, actually,
I think I'm going to walk...Copy !req
185. There isn't time, Jotaro!Copy !req
186. It'll be faster
if you just get in the car.Copy !req
187. Zenyatta!Copy !req
188. Crap...Copy !req
189. I've got to undo
my Jotaro disguise,Copy !req
190. or I'll be the one
who gets blown up!Copy !req
191. That's it! I just need to
throw it away!Copy !req
192. I'll get rid of this oneCopy !req
193. and put it back in the car later,Copy !req
194. so it can blow up the real Jotaro!Copy !req
195. I did it!Copy !req
196. There! Now I'm safe!Copy !req
197. Hey, it's Iggy!
He's chasing our car.Copy !req
198. He's got an orange in his mouth!
Did you steal that, Iggy?Copy !req
199. That'll make a nice gift
for Kakyoin and Avdol.Copy !req
200. Wha— Yow!Copy !req
201. - "Yow"?
- "Yow"?Copy !req
202. I never thought I'd hear you say
something like that.Copy !req
203. You're acting strange.Copy !req
204. No... Yow. You know, yow.Copy !req
205. I was saying there was
a cyow over there...Copy !req
206. Jotaro... You are acting
peculiar today.Copy !req
207. Where's your usual cool self?Copy !req
208. You're not actually...Copy !req
209. a fake, are you?Copy !req
210. Good grief. What the hell are you
talking about, Polnareff?Copy !req
211. Are we at the hospital yet?Copy !req
212. Hey, Jotaro.
Show me that trick again.Copy !req
213. That... trick?Copy !req
214. What is he talking about?Copy !req
215. The one you taught me.Copy !req
216. You know, this!Copy !req
217. Hey, you've gotten better.Copy !req
218. Oh, that! You mean that trick.Copy !req
219. Thank goodness!Copy !req
220. I know how to do that!
It's risky, but I can pull it off!Copy !req
221. Sure! It's easy.Copy !req
222. All right! Do the one
with five cigarettes!Copy !req
223. Five?Copy !req
224. Come on! Hurry up.
I wanna see it again.Copy !req
225. Crap! Damn that Jotaro
and his stupid party tricks!Copy !req
226. If I don't do it...Copy !req
227. they'll really think
something is up.Copy !req
228. They're already suspicious of me.Copy !req
229. And Polnareff is about to
set off the bomb!Copy !req
230. Fine! Dammit!Copy !req
231. I'll do it!Copy !req
232. Fine. I'll do five.Copy !req
233. Come on, now do it!Copy !req
234. I'm gonna do it!
Fine, I'll do it, dammit!Copy !req
235. Here I go! This is nothing!Copy !req
236. Ow, hot!Copy !req
237. Hot...Copy !req
238. I did it! Hot damn, I did it!Copy !req
239. There! Did you see that? I did it!Copy !req
240. A man can do anything when
his life is on the line!Copy !req
241. Here.Copy !req
242. Last time you drank juice without
putting the cigarettes out.Copy !req
243. Come on.Copy !req
244. Aw, you blew it!Copy !req
245. Jotaro, are you all right?
Oh my God!Copy !req
246. Brother! Mondatta!Copy !req
247. Make that prediction
go away right now!Copy !req
248. Tear up that page!Copy !req
249. Zenyatta! The prediction
can't be changed!Copy !req
250. Hurry up and go back
to your regular self!Copy !req
251. Undo the disguise and
the real Jotaro will blow up!Copy !req
252. You can do it!Copy !req
253. Jotaro, you're acting
really weird today.Copy !req
254. I just... feel a bit
under the weather...Copy !req
255. Crap!Copy !req
256. I know their type.
They're going to interrogate meCopy !req
257. and realize I'm an imposter!Copy !req
258. If they figure me out,
they'll kill me.Copy !req
259. And if I don't undo my disguise,Copy !req
260. I'll blow up just like
the prophecy said!Copy !req
261. That's it! I'll just pretend I'm sick.Copy !req
262. I'll make them let me out of
the car to relieve myself!Copy !req
263. Jotaro, the way you're
clasping your hands...Copy !req
264. You've got your left thumb on top!Copy !req
265. Dammit!Copy !req
266. Does Jotaro always clasp his hands
with his right thumb on top?Copy !req
267. What kind of person notices that?Copy !req
268. What am I going to do?Copy !req
269. That just proves you were a woman
in your past life!Copy !req
270. Since I put my right thumb on top,Copy !req
271. I was a man in my past life!Copy !req
272. Wow, really? I always put
my left thumb on top.Copy !req
273. Sorry, Mr. Joestar.Copy !req
274. Then that proves you too
were once a woman.Copy !req
275. What do you mean, "proves"?Copy !req
276. What do thumbs have to do with it?Copy !req
277. That's so stupid!Copy !req
278. Now I really feel sick...Copy !req
279. They're driving me nuts!Copy !req
280. All right. I'll tell them
I've got a stomach ache...Copy !req
281. Jotaro, let's see who can eat
an orange the fastest!Copy !req
282. What?Copy !req
283. Hey...Copy !req
284. No! Don't, idiot!Copy !req
285. Whoa! What are you doing, Jotaro?Copy !req
286. What's the matter, Jotaro?Copy !req
287. Oh, it's nothing.Copy !req
288. You really are acting weird.Copy !req
289. Not that orange. Not that one.Copy !req
290. Huh? Why?Copy !req
291. Well, you know... Iggy found it.Copy !req
292. He could've found it in the gutter.Copy !req
293. Eat this one instead.Copy !req
294. It's not dirty or bruised.
It's fine.Copy !req
295. Fine, I'll eat this one.
You can use one of those.Copy !req
296. - It hurts!
- Huh?Copy !req
297. - Hey.
- My stomach hurts!Copy !req
298. I have to go to the bathroom!
My stomach hurts!Copy !req
299. Stop! Hurry!Copy !req
300. Oh, your stomach hurts?Copy !req
301. I can't hold it anymore!
Let me out!Copy !req
302. I'll go behind that rock!Copy !req
303. But the hospital's right there...Copy !req
304. Just go ahead without me.Copy !req
305. I mean it,
I'll just catch up later!Copy !req
306. Not so fast, Jotaro!Copy !req
307. Here, toilet paper.Copy !req
308. I...Copy !req
309. I did it! I made it!Copy !req
310. I got out of that car! I'm safe!Copy !req
311. I'll go behind that rock and
undo my disguise!Copy !req
312. Who knows where
Iggy picked up this orange.Copy !req
313. Maybe it was lying in the gutter.Copy !req
314. Do you want it?Copy !req
315. No. Toss it.Copy !req
316. Yes! Now I can use Khnum's powers
to change back to normal.Copy !req
317. And then we win!Copy !req
318. The Zenyatta Mondatta brothers win!Copy !req
319. We win!Copy !req
320. Ah?Copy !req
321. Oh, no!Copy !req
322. Huh? What was that?Copy !req
323. Who cares? Probably construction
or something.Copy !req
324. Zenyatta...Copy !req
325. Speak to me!Copy !req
326. We lost, Mondatta.Copy !req
327. No...Copy !req
328. No! My Stand, Thoth,
hasn't lost yet.Copy !req
329. I'll kill them myself!Copy !req
330. Mondatta...Copy !req
331. Don't, Mondatta.Copy !req
332. They're no ordinary guys.
It's impossible.Copy !req
333. I'm gonna do it!
I've made up my mind!Copy !req
334. I'll do it on my own!Copy !req
335. I can do it!Copy !req
336. You were always so shy...
You've grown up, Mondatta.Copy !req
337. I'll kill them all!Copy !req
338. What does the book of Thoth
say next?Copy !req
339. That's them...Copy !req
340. They're the ones who punched me
and stole my wallet!Copy !req
341. All right, guys!
Beat them to a bloody pulp,Copy !req
342. and I'll make sure
you're richly rewarded!Copy !req
343. It's that guy!Copy !req
344. Brother! I'm really scared!Copy !req
345. Despite his burst of bravery,Copy !req
346. Mondatta would have to wait
to avenge his brother.Copy !req
347. But don't give up, Mondatta!Copy !req
348. Life has its ups and downs.Copy !req
349. Huh?Copy !req
350. Well, if it isn't Jotaro.Copy !req
351. Hey. Took you long enough.Copy !req
352. We took too long?Copy !req
353. How'd you poop behind
that rock so fast?Copy !req
354. I can't believe
you got here before us...Copy !req
355. You even went to the dry cleaners?Copy !req
356. What the hell are you two...Copy !req
357. Hey, an ambulance.Copy !req
358. Looks like someone's hurt.Copy !req
359. That's too bad...Copy !req
360. Oranges, huh?
I was just getting thirsty.Copy !req
361. I'll take one.Copy !req
362. Oh?Copy !req
363. That man's clothes...Copy !req
364. Do you know him?Copy !req
365. No, of course not.Copy !req
366. Come on. Let's go find out how
Avdol and Kakyoin are doing.Copy !req
367. And so the brothers
eventually gave up.Copy !req
368. The battle was over,Copy !req
369. and Jotaro and the others
were none the wiser.Copy !req
370. Ba-dum-tss.Copy !req
371. Hey, look!
It's a sword.Copy !req
372. He's holding a sword.Copy !req
373. It won't come out...
It won't even budge.Copy !req
374. I want to cut you down now, too.Copy !req
375. Use me, and kill them.Copy !req
376. Come at me with your Anubis Stand.Copy !req