1. Greetings, all. It's Morioh Radio!Copy !req
2. Coming at you once again is yours truly, Kai Harada.Copy !req
3. Have a listen to our first song of the morning!Copy !req
4. Okay, let's eat.Copy !req
5. Oh, that's right... I have a present for you.Copy !req
6. Mr. Kira? Umm, Mr. Kira?Copy !req
7. Mr. Kira, if you aren't busy,
would you like to have lunch with us?Copy !req
8. Sorry, but I'll have to pass.Copy !req
9. I need to go deliver these documents.Copy !req
10. I'll see you later.Copy !req
11. Give up on him!Copy !req
12. He never feels like socializing with anyone.Copy !req
13. Whenever we have him with us during group outings, I can never tell if he's enjoying it or not.Copy !req
14. Kira Yoshikage, age thirty-three, single.Copy !req
15. Even though he's dedicated to his work
and gets it done efficiently, he has absolutely no passion.Copy !req
16. I'm sure he's a decent guy, but he's really plain.Copy !req
17. Now, now, what have I done to upset you this time?Copy !req
18. The new women at work simply
invited me out for lunch, nothing more.Copy !req
19. I already promised that
I would be having lunch with you...Copy !req
20. and I'm very much a man of my word.Copy !req
21. You heard me decline them immediately, didn't you?Copy !req
22. Have I ever left you by yourself? Hmm?Copy !req
23. Anyway, you shouldn't concern yourself with it, so let's just pick out our sandwiches and leave.Copy !req
24. Here. Which one would you like?Copy !req
25. Doesn't the bread feel incredibly moist?Copy !req
26. This place is popular for its sandwiches
since they're made with bread freshly baked at 11:00 AM.Copy !req
27. By 1:00 PM, they're usually completely sold out.Copy !req
28. You can feel their warmth right through the wrapper.Copy !req
29. The cutlets they use in their sandwiches
are crispy and freshly fried, too.Copy !req
30. Oh no...Copy !req
31. You pierced the wrapper,
and now all the sauce is spilling out...Copy !req
32. You naughty girl.Copy !req
33. Well... Since this one has a hole in it,
let's buy the one below instead.Copy !req
34. Thank you very much!Copy !req
35. Morioh is such a beautiful town!Copy !req
36. Could there possibly be another town as beautiful as ours?Copy !req
37. It feels like we're having a picnic.Copy !req
38. She's beginning to smell foul...Copy !req
39. I suppose it's about time the two of us broke up.Copy !req
40. I'll sever all ties.Copy !req
41. "Sever" all ties...Copy !req
42. Perhaps I'll find a new girl vacationing here or something.Copy !req
43. Oh, it's just a dog.Copy !req
44. Oh?Copy !req
45. Shigechi!Copy !req
46. Guh?Copy !req
47. Mr. Josuke, Mr. Okuyasu!Copy !req
48. Yo! You're just the guy we were lookin' for, Shigechi!Copy !req
49. This is kinda short notice,
but could you lend us some lunch money?Copy !req
50. We forgot to bring money today...Copy !req
51. Huh? Whatcha talkin' 'bout?Copy !req
52. You fellers gots all dat money from da lottery!Copy !req
53. We put it all in savings!Copy !req
54. It's a big pain in the ass goin' to the bank for a little lunch money!Copy !req
55. All we need's a thousand yen!Copy !req
56. Yeah!Copy !req
57. C'mon, can'tcha?Copy !req
58. We'll go to the bank right after school!Copy !req
59. That bag! You got a sandwich at St. Gentlemen, didn't you?Copy !req
60. You got there before they sold out?Copy !req
61. Dis's all mine! Y'all ain't gettin' nuthin'!Copy !req
62. Guess I gots no choice... I'll gives y'all da money...Copy !req
63. That's the spirit!Copy !req
64. Thank you!Copy !req
65. I'm gonna puts a lil' note in my planner,
so y'all better pays me back!Copy !req
66. You're the one who never pays us!Copy !req
67. Lesse... "June 24th."Copy !req
68. Anyway, thanks again for helping us out, Shigechi!Copy !req
69. "Lended 1,000 yen"... Lended?Copy !req
70. See ya!Copy !req
71. Umm, how's dat kanji for lended go again?Copy !req
72. Lended...Copy !req
73. Oh wells!Copy !req
74. I jus' gots t'write it in hiragana!Copy !req
75. I dunno how t'write Josuke an' Okuyasu in kanji, anyways.Copy !req
76. Huh?Copy !req
77. M-My sandwich!Copy !req
78. Wh-Where'd it go?Copy !req
79. Ah, yeah, it's right dere!Copy !req
80. I dunno how it gots dere, but oh wells.Copy !req
81. Th-That's...Copy !req
82. Hey, Mr. Josuke, Mr. Okuyasu, waits fer me!Copy !req
83. Y'all still gots t'put your thumbprints in my planner!
Your thumbprints!Copy !req
84. Did that really just happen? You little brat!Copy !req
85. Did he take my bag after mistaking it for his own?Copy !req
86. Man, what a pain...Copy !req
87. How can we even do that right now?Copy !req
88. That's easy! Ya just gotta cut your thumb with a knife!Copy !req
89. I-It don't gots t'be like dat!Copy !req
90. Well, jus' signs it fer me.Copy !req
91. Hey, let's get a move on to St. Gentlemen!
They're gonna sell out!Copy !req
92. This is bad... If he opens that bag...Copy !req
93. She's wearing the ring I bought for her!Copy !req
94. And she's covered in my fingerprints...Copy !req
95. Once the police get involved, it will only be
a matter of time before they trace the ring back to me!Copy !req
96. I, Kira Yoshikage, haven't left behind
a single piece of evidence in fifteen years.Copy !req
97. I'm not about to let some brat ruin everything!Copy !req
98. Josuke, we gotta hurry!Copy !req
99. Yeah!Copy !req
100. I'll waits fer y'all outside.Copy !req
101. What should I do?Copy !req
102. I need to take it from him.Copy !req
103. My best course of action is to
take it while he isn't looking.Copy !req
104. Shigechi!Copy !req
105. You're one lucky son of a bitch, dammit!Copy !req
106. St. Gentlemen is already sold out of
sandwiches for the day! Dammit!Copy !req
107. Oh, really? Dey's all solds out?Copy !req
108. Ain't dat a shame!Copy !req
109. If ya likes, I'll gives ya mine fer jus' ten thousand yen!Copy !req
110. You're such a fuckin' cheapskate!Copy !req
111. Guess we ain't got no choice. Let's go to Hokaben, Josuke.Copy !req
112. Hokaben, huh?Copy !req
113. We won't be able to get enough food with a drink if we only spend five hundred yen each.Copy !req
114. Should be enough if we just get
our regular school lunch, though.Copy !req
115. Koichi said he was getting school lunch, too.Copy !req
116. No way! He's with Yamagishi Yukako, ain't he?Copy !req
117. Ya expect me t'eat lunch with those two lovebirds?Copy !req
118. An' anyway, the school lunch meat's just a milimeter thick...Copy !req
119. an' do ya got any idea what
that shit in the miso soup really is?Copy !req
120. Y'know, dey gots lotsa drinks in
da prep room at my school's gym!Copy !req
121. Da gym teacher's always in dere
sneakin' coffee an' tea an' stuffs.Copy !req
122. 'Cause all da teachers're in da break room fer lunch,
I sometimes gets t'sneaks in the window and gets some, too.Copy !req
123. Wanna gets yer lunch an' go with me t'school?Copy !req
124. What the hell, man? Are you stealing from your school?Copy !req
125. You're a total cheapskate!Copy !req
126. Least we can do is buy our own drinks!
We ain't that greedy!Copy !req
127. See ya!Copy !req
128. Gah, I was jus' tryin' t'be nice...Copy !req
129. Bye-bye! Oh, an' ya better be payin' me backs tomorrow!Copy !req
130. Oh, 'scuse me, mister!Copy !req
131. I should be watchin' wheres I'm goin'.Copy !req
132. I'm sorry!Copy !req
133. Damn...Copy !req
134. It's good that he separated from his friends,
but he's going back to school.Copy !req
135. He must be waiting to eat there...Copy !req
136. What should I do?Copy !req
137. They called him Shigechi, didn't they?Copy !req
138. He'll definitely open the bag within the next few minutes...Copy !req
139. This is very bad...Copy !req
140. Finally, I gets t'eats my lunch in peace an' quiet!Copy !req
141. Whoopsie! Almost forgot!Copy !req
142. I gots t'brew my coffee b'fore I eats my sandwiches!Copy !req
143. Always gots t'have my coffee b'fore I leave!Copy !req
144. You're very fortunate, Shigechi.Copy !req
145. I would have eliminated you if you had caught
so much as a glimpse of the contents of that bag.Copy !req
146. Hey, Josuke! This's the place!Copy !req
147. Not as big as I thought...Copy !req
148. Wh-What?Copy !req
149. They said they weren't coming here earlier!Copy !req
150. Shigechi, you here?Copy !req
151. Shigechi!Copy !req
152. Oh, heya! If it ain't Mr. Okuyasu an' Mr. Josuke!Copy !req
153. We thought about it,
and we decided we could go for some free coffee.Copy !req
154. We got ourselves a five hundred yen
rice, fish, meat, and veggies lunch!Copy !req
155. Hmph! An' y'all were callin' me a dirty ol' thief...Copy !req
156. Y'all gots some nerve!Copy !req
157. C'mon, you don't need to be like that!Copy !req
158. Sometimes people change their mind after a little while!Copy !req
159. What should I do?Copy !req
160. Eliminating one of them would be simple,
but all three at once is too much...Copy !req
161. Damn! She's only a few centimeters away...Copy !req
162. Shigechi, get me a drink, too!Copy !req
163. I'll have Japanese tea instead of coffee, though.Copy !req
164. There any black tea? Like milk tea?Copy !req
165. Yucky! Yer gonna eat dat stuff with milk tea? Dat's nasty!Copy !req
166. Damn! He's going to eat his lunch up there!Copy !req
167. At this rate, he's going to open the bag right in front of them!Copy !req
168. Aww, soy sauce again...Copy !req
169. These cutlets always come with soy sauce...Copy !req
170. Huh? Cutlets are supposed to be eaten with soy sauce.Copy !req
171. Huh? Stupid!Copy !req
172. They're supposed to be eaten with cutlet sauce!Copy !req
173. Ya gotta use cutlet sauce since it's got the same name!Copy !req
174. Who cares?Copy !req
175. I have it!Copy !req
176. Wh-What?Copy !req
177. Damn!Copy !req
178. Huh?Copy !req
179. Damn!Copy !req
180. Huh?Copy !req
181. Hey! What're ya doin', Mr. Josuke?Copy !req
182. Ya wasn't tryin' t'steal my sandwich, was ya?Copy !req
183. Of course not! Don't be stupid!Copy !req
184. I heard a weird noise near your bag,
so I went to take a look.Copy !req
185. Don'tcha dare ever touch it!Copy !req
186. No way ya'd jus' be lookin' at it!Copy !req
187. "Dat dere teriyaki chicken sandwich is my favoritest one, Shigechi!
Gimme a bite!" is whatcha was thinkin'!Copy !req
188. You sure are a selfish little guy...Copy !req
189. You got my tea yet? Where's my tea?Copy !req
190. Don't forget my milk tea!Copy !req
191. I was jus' about t'make 'em!Copy !req
192. Now!Copy !req
193. I did it!Copy !req
194. I gots yer tea!Copy !req
195. I gots the Japanese tea an' da milk tea.Copy !req
196. All right!Copy !req
197. Thank you!Copy !req
198. What's your problem?Copy !req
199. Wh-Where d-didja puts my sandwich?Copy !req
200. Huh? Oh?Copy !req
201. Looks like it's gone.Copy !req
202. But we don't know where it went. Right, Okuyasu?Copy !req
203. Yeah.Copy !req
204. Quit messin' around!Copy !req
205. How couldja not know? Y'all're da only ones here!Copy !req
206. Seriously, we have no idea!Copy !req
207. Yeah, we ain't messin' with ya or nothin'!Copy !req
208. No joke, we really ain't got a clue.Copy !req
209. Y-You jerks! I'm abouts t'get real mad!Copy !req
210. We're telling the truth!Copy !req
211. You really gotta cut this shit out!Copy !req
212. Why would we take your sand-Copy !req
213. I'll know if y'all're lyin' soon enough!Copy !req
214. I jus' gots t'get Harvest t'look through da room!Copy !req
215. You're a real fuckin' pain! Go ahead!Copy !req
216. Look around as much as ya want!Copy !req
217. We have no reason to steal your sandwich.Copy !req
218. What's going on?
I can't see what they're doing from here...Copy !req
219. What is that brat up to?Copy !req
220. Hey!Copy !req
221. I can hear you in there!Copy !req
222. Dat's da gym teacher!Copy !req
223. Damn! We need to get out of here, Shigechi!Copy !req
224. B-But my sandwich!Copy !req
225. We don't have time for that!Copy !req
226. Get back here!Copy !req
227. Damn, I can't believe those kids.Copy !req
228. I knew something was up when my coffee and tea
kept disappearing so quickly. No wonder.Copy !req
229. I need to lock this place up more carefully.Copy !req
230. It was a bit messy, but...Copy !req
231. I managed to overcome that difficult situation and successfully retrieve her.Copy !req
232. I, Kira Yoshikage, have always felt
the guiding hand of lady luck protect me wherever I go.Copy !req
233. As long as my actions are carefully planned and carried out without hesitation...Copy !req
234. I truly believe I can live
the rest of my life out in happiness.Copy !req
235. What a close call.Copy !req
236. I'm so happy that you've returned to me.Copy !req
237. Gotcha!Copy !req
238. What da heck's a feller like you doin' with my sandwich?Copy !req
239. An' what're ya doin' bein' all sneaky
around my middle school?Copy !req
240. Would you happen to be talking to me, little boy?Copy !req
241. I haven't a clue what you're talking about.Copy !req
242. This is my sandwich.Copy !req
243. I bought it at St. Gentlemen earlier.Copy !req
244. Nuh-uh! Dat bag's mine!Copy !req
245. I gots proof dat it's mine!Copy !req
246. You jus' ain't smart enough t'gets it!Copy !req
247. Gets it back fer me, Harvest!Copy !req
248. Wh-What? What's going on?
The bag is being pulled...Copy !req
249. Wh-Wha... Wh-Wha... My sandwich...Copy !req
250. Is... Is dat somebody's hand?Copy !req
251. What have you done? Now you've seen her...Copy !req
252. And what's more, brat...Copy !req
253. you seem to have the same kind of power that I do.Copy !req
254. Ya can sees my Harvest?Copy !req
255. Tell me, what's dis hand?Copy !req
256. Why's ya walkin' around with a hand in yer bag?Copy !req
257. Are you by yourself? Those two friends of yours...Copy !req
258. I believe you called them Josuke and Okuyasu?Copy !req
259. Do they also have powers like yours?Copy !req
260. Hey! Don't move!Copy !req
261. Move even a little an' I'll attack!Copy !req
262. Yer a real creepy feller! Stay away from me!Copy !req
263. Yer givin' me da heebie jeebies!Copy !req
264. Don't move! Don't move at all!Copy !req
265. My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm thirty-three years old.Copy !req
266. My house is a villa located at the northeastern point of Morioh
with all the others, and I'm unmarried.Copy !req
267. I work for the chain store Kame Yu,
and I'm always home by eight o'clock at the latest.Copy !req
268. I don't smoke, but I do occasionally drink.Copy !req
269. I'm in bed by eleven o'clock to ensure that
I get a full eight hours of sleep, no matter what.Copy !req
270. Before going to sleep, I always drink a warm glass of milk
and do my twenty minutes of stretches...Copy !req
271. so that I can sleep soundly until morning.Copy !req
272. Like an infant, I wake up feeling
no fatigue or stress in the morning.Copy !req
273. My doctor told me I had no health issues
during my latest checkup.Copy !req
274. Wh-What're ya sayin' t'me?Copy !req
275. I'm trying to explain to you how I live my quiet life.Copy !req
276. I take care to avoid troubling things,
such as making enemies...Copy !req
277. winning or losing, and anything else
that could cause me restless sleep.Copy !req
278. It's the only way I've found to cope with society.Copy !req
279. I've gone to great lengths to ensure my continued happiness.Copy !req
280. However, if the need to fight arises, I won't lose.Copy !req
281. Simply put, Shigechi...Copy !req
282. you are a nuisance that will hinder my sleep if left unchecked.Copy !req
283. That makes you my enemy.Copy !req
284. D-Dat's...Copy !req
285. Killer Queen! This is the name I've chosen for it.Copy !req
286. Before you can speak another word,
I'm going to completely eliminate you...Copy !req
287. so that my sleep will go undisturbed tonight.Copy !req
288. Morioh Landmark #7Copy !req
289. St. Gentlemen BakeryCopy !req
290. taisetsu na mono ubawaresouCopy !req
291. nichijou ni magirekonda akumaCopy !req
292. heion na toki kuzuresatteruCopy !req
293. nanigenai soshite sarigenaiCopy !req
294. kizu ga nai uchi ni ubawareteitaCopy !req
295. torikaeshi ni iku nara ima saCopy !req
296. tsuranuita ya no youna surudosa deCopy !req
297. butsukeau kokoro wa utsukushiiCopy !req
298. doko mademo chase youCopy !req
299. doko mademo chase youCopy !req
300. itsumo chase youCopy !req
301. ore wa chase youCopy !req
302. nigeba wa naiCopy !req
303. hashiridase chase youCopy !req
304. asu mo chase youCopy !req
305. tataki tsukete yaru no saCopy !req
306. shouhai wo wakeru nowa shuunen saCopy !req
307. dakara I Chase YouCopy !req
308. Something important is being taken from meCopy !req
309. By a demon that's thrust itself into my lifeCopy !req
310. Everything is crumbling around meCopy !req
311. Living my life as if everything was fineCopy !req
312. Until suddenly it was stolen away without warningCopy !req
313. This is my only chance to take it backCopy !req
314. Those who fight with a heart pierced by the arrowCopy !req
315. Are a beautiful sight to beholdCopy !req
316. Anywhere you go I'll chase youCopy !req
317. Anywhere you go I'll chase youCopy !req
318. I'll always chase youCopy !req
319. I will chase youCopy !req
320. You can't escape meCopy !req
321. Run faster as I chase youCopy !req
322. Even tomorrow I'll chase youCopy !req
323. Until I finally pummel youCopy !req
324. My perseverance will propel me forward to achieve victoryCopy !req
325. Which is why I chase youCopy !req
326. Any time I need to see your face, I just close my eyesCopy !req
327. And I am taken to a place where your crystal mindCopy !req
328. And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spineCopy !req
329. Sweet like a chic-a-cherry colaCopy !req
330. I don't need to try to explain, I just hold on tightCopy !req
331. And if it happens again, I might move so slightlyCopy !req
332. To the arms and the lips and the face of the human cannonballCopy !req
333. That I need to, I want toCopy !req
334. Come stand a little bit closerCopy !req
335. Breathe in and get a bit higherCopy !req
336. You'll never know what hit youCopy !req
337. When I get to youCopy !req
338. Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but...Copy !req
339. Ooh, I'd die to find outCopy !req
340. Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but...Copy !req
341. Ooh, I would die to find outCopy !req