1. Congratulations for receiving the winning ticket!Copy !req
2. In spite of the fact you've chosen to make
your claim just before the expiration date...Copy !req
3. you are most certainly still entitled to the third place prize of five million yen.Copy !req
4. With that said, here you go.Copy !req
5. Your promissory note for five million yen.Copy !req
6. As per the terms of the lottery,
this note will be available to cash in just three days.Copy !req
7. One, ten, a hundred, a thousand...Copy !req
8. Th-There's six zeros!Copy !req
9. Pardon my prying, but...Copy !req
10. from which vendor did you gentlemen purchase this ticket?Copy !req
11. Sniff, sniff...Copy !req
12. Wh-Which vendor?Copy !req
13. Wh-Why do you wanna know that?Copy !req
14. Oh, it's just a formality.Copy !req
15. You impertinent brats!Copy !req
16. You won five million yen?
This absolutely reeks of foul play!Copy !req
17. As an experienced banking associate,
I smell something rotten here!Copy !req
18. Is there any reason you won't answer my question?Copy !req
19. W-Well, we got in it Morioh, of course!Copy !req
20. Oh, really? How very bizarre...Copy !req
21. As it so happens,
there isn't a single lottery vendor located in Morioh.Copy !req
22. Th-That's right!Copy !req
23. We must have gotten it while we were in S city!Copy !req
24. We bought so many things that
it must have slipped my mind...Copy !req
25. I-I-I-It was a long time ago, too!Copy !req
26. You know, I just had a bizarre realization.Copy !req
27. On the opposite side of the lottery ticket, there's a section where one may write in their name and telephone number, and it says...Copy !req
28. Morishita Ichiro.Copy !req
29. Sirs, it would seem the name written here
doesn't match any of yours.Copy !req
30. N-Name?Copy !req
31. Phone number?Copy !req
32. Who wrote dat dere?Copy !req
33. U-Umm...Copy !req
34. My, my, my, this is truly bizarre!Copy !req
35. This is your lottery ticket, isn't it?Copy !req
36. Oh yeah! That's right! I remember now!Copy !req
37. I used the backside to write down my friend's
phone number since I didn't have a memo pad on me!Copy !req
38. Oh, my! Is that so?Copy !req
39. So I suppose that means you're fine with me giving Mr. Morishita Ichiro a quick call, yes?Copy !req
40. We're able to determine exactly where each
lottery ticket is purchased by checking the serial number.Copy !req
41. If Mr. Morishita Ichiro was the one who purchased this ticket...Copy !req
42. and he correctly tells us where he bought it...Copy !req
43. we'll have to verify his signature...Copy !req
44. so we can figure out who rightfully owns this ticket.Copy !req
45. Depending on what happens,
we may have to turn it over to the police.Copy !req
46. The police?Copy !req
47. Hello? This is Morishita.Copy !req
48. I'm calling on behalf of Budogaoka Bank...Copy !req
49. I would like to know if a Mr. Morishita Ichiro
previously purchased a Great Year-End Lottery ticket.Copy !req
50. Oh, I'm Morishita Ichiro, and I did buy one of those.Copy !req
51. I'm sure I did.Copy !req
52. I have you now, you impertinent brats!Copy !req
53. My sense of smell was spot on!Copy !req
54. There's not a chance in hell God would
grant stupid brats like you the winning ticket!Copy !req
55. Dora!Copy !req
56. So you did! Can you confirm that for me once more?Copy !req
57. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
58. I got about ten of them at the same time,
and they were all losses.Copy !req
59. I'm just gonna change the numbers a little bit!Copy !req
60. You see, Mr. Kinoshita, your lottery ticket-Copy !req
61. Kinoshita? But my name's Morishita!Copy !req
62. Huh? I'm sure it said Mori before! Why, how strange...Copy !req
63. Umm... your phone number is 1771-1281, correct, Mr. Kinoshita?Copy !req
64. I already told you my name's not Kinoshita, idiot!Copy !req
65. It's Morishita!Copy !req
66. Why are you wasting my time with this?Copy !req
67. I already threw out my tickets.Copy !req
68. Why don't you try selling some winning tickets for once?Copy !req
69. I-I'm so sorry!Copy !req
70. J-Just wait, kids!Copy !req
71. The number you are trying to reach is currently not in use.Copy !req
72. Please confirm that the number is correct and try again.Copy !req
73. Y-Ya believe us now?Copy !req
74. I-I-I'm terribly sorry for my rudeness!Copy !req
75. Yippee! We gots money!Copy !req
76. I wons all five million yen!Copy !req
77. Hey, ya promised halfa that t'us, Shigechi!Copy !req
78. Did I do dat?Copy !req
79. You seriously tryin' that again?Copy !req
80. Hey, Josuke! Why're ya stoppin' me?Copy !req
81. We ain't letting him pull this shit again, are we?Copy !req
82. No... I'm not holding back anymore!Copy !req
83. I won't let you get away with it this time!Copy !req
84. You tell him, Josuke!Copy !req
85. I knew ya wouldn't back down!Copy !req
86. Only makes sense!Copy !req
87. Am I right in saying you don't wanna
split the money anymore, Shigechi?Copy !req
88. You realize too much is at stake
for us to let this slide, don't you?Copy !req
89. Here...Copy !req
90. Dis's good 'nuff fer botha ya.Copy !req
91. It ain't like ya dids mucha anythin'.Copy !req
92. I jus' feels bad since we's buddies an' all.Copy !req
93. Ya fuckin' pipsqueak!Copy !req
94. Hey, Okuyasu!Copy !req
95. Cough up the dough, dumb-ass!Copy !req
96. Ya promised half, so ya better fuckin' hand it over!Copy !req
97. Quit bein' such a greedy dipshit!Copy !req
98. You're always so quick to hit people!
You need to calm down!Copy !req
99. When fuckin' dipshits ain't got a clue what you're sayin',
ya gotta knock some sense into 'em!Copy !req
100. Are you okay?Copy !req
101. I'm sorry Okuyasu hit you all of a sudden.Copy !req
102. But don't worry, Shigechi.
We're not trying to cause trouble for you.Copy !req
103. We're just gonna hold onto the note for five million yen.Copy !req
104. In three days, when we're able to cash it...Copy !req
105. we'll split it evenly in half, just like we agreed on.Copy !req
106. Man, that kid's a real pain in the ass!Copy !req
107. I'm done hangin' out with him.Copy !req
108. You know, maybe we should take a hard look at ourselves
for thinking we could use him to earn some extra pocket money.Copy !req
109. Don't be stupid!Copy !req
110. Huh?Copy !req
111. That ain't no way of thinkin' about it!Copy !req
112. Only reason he even got five million is 'cause of us!Copy !req
113. Bastard woulda been lucky to get a couple thousand.Copy !req
114. Now he's gettin' 2.5 million.Copy !req
115. 2.5 million!Copy !req
116. Yes, yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
117. You ain't havin' it.Copy !req
118. You ain't havin' it!Copy !req
119. I heards you guys, dammit!Copy !req
120. I ain't gonna gives neither of ya a single yen!Copy !req
121. My Harvest gots dat five million all by its lonesome!Copy !req
122. Y'all won't never defeats my Harvest!Copy !req
123. Wanna see why, huh?Copy !req
124. Ya needs me t'shows ya, huh?Copy !req
125. I'll shows ya!Copy !req
126. Oww!Copy !req
127. Ya fucker!Copy !req
128. Dammit!Copy !req
129. The five million yen promissory note!Copy !req
130. Don't take us lightly, ya fuckin' twerp!Copy !req
131. If y'all trys chasin' me...Copy !req
132. I'll kills ya.Copy !req
133. Shigechi...Copy !req
134. Ya think you can kill us, ya greedy bastard?Copy !req
135. Ya better be ready t'die if ya even think about attackin' us with your Stand, dammit!Copy !req
136. W-W-W-Wait, Josuke...Copy !req
137. What's wrong?Copy !req
138. Somethin' feels all funny!Copy !req
139. M-My legs're itchin' real bad!Copy !req
140. Itching? At a time like this?Copy !req
141. They're itchin' so bad!Copy !req
142. My whole body itches!Copy !req
143. Wh-What the fuck's goin' on?Copy !req
144. Pull up your pant legs, Okuyasu! Hurry!Copy !req
145. What?Copy !req
146. They're inside my pants!Copy !req
147. Dorararara!Copy !req
148. Dora! Dora! Dora!Copy !req
149. I-It's not working!Copy !req
150. Defeating two or three of them
isn't enough to do any damage to him!Copy !req
151. Goddammit!Copy !req
152. He's gettin' away!Copy !req
153. N-Now he's really pissed me off!Copy !req
154. I'm way fuckin' past pissed off!Copy !req
155. You're not getting away with all five million yen!Copy !req
156. That greedy little fucker's got
the Okuyasu-Josuke duo t'deal with!Copy !req
157. Shit! Ya gotta be real stupid t'make an enemy of Okuyasu!Copy !req
158. He's really got it comin'!Copy !req
159. He's definitely stupid if he thought
taking all five million was a good idea!Copy !req
160. Ya fuckin' fatass!Copy !req
161. Ya think ya can get away with all that fat weighin' ya down?Copy !req
162. See? That's whatcha get, retard!Copy !req
163. H-He keeps summonin' Harvest dudes
under himself like a conveyor belt...Copy !req
164. or some kinda bucket relay!Copy !req
165. What the hell? He's moving ridiculously fast!Copy !req
166. The kid's pretty stupid, but I gotta hand it to him!Copy !req
167. Is he usin' his instincts?Copy !req
168. Shit! We're losin' him!Copy !req
169. Calm down.Copy !req
170. All we gotta do...Copy !req
171. is use our Stands to lift each other up the same way he is, then corner him!Copy !req
172. Hell yeah!Copy !req
173. My five million...Copy !req
174. Did you really think you could get away from us, Shigechi?Copy !req
175. Bring it on! I'll pop your Harvest
like a buncha balloons, one at a time!Copy !req
176. My Harvest is da bestest!Copy !req
177. It'll gets anythin' fer me!Copy !req
178. Even da nuts holdin' dis pipe together!Copy !req
179. Da bolts, too!Copy !req
180. If you think that's amazing,
you should get a load of my Crazy Diamond!Copy !req
181. Dora Dora!Copy !req
182. Ta-dah!Copy !req
183. I'm still fuckin' pissed off, but I'm ready t'forgive ya.Copy !req
184. Right after I get a couple good hits on ya!Copy !req
185. Come on, give us the promissory note
for the five million, Shigechi.Copy !req
186. I already toldja...Copy !req
187. If y'all tried chasin' me...Copy !req
188. I'd kills ya.Copy !req
189. Wh-What? M-My hands...Copy !req
190. O-Ouch...Copy !req
191. I can't get up!Copy !req
192. Okuyasu, be careful!Copy !req
193. He did something to me!Copy !req
194. O-Okuyasu, you too?Copy !req
195. Ya don'ts know what's goin' on?Copy !req
196. I got botha y'all drunk!Copy !req
197. A-Alcohol?Copy !req
198. My Harvest'll get whatever I wants!Copy !req
199. I had it gets me some booze from da liquor store...Copy !req
200. an' inject it right into botha y'all!Copy !req
201. Right into yer veins!Copy !req
202. Wh-What?Copy !req
203. You bastard!Copy !req
204. When ya gets booze in yer veins,
even a little'll getcha drunk!Copy !req
205. N-Now that I think about it,
I remember hearing that alcohol can act like an anesthetic!Copy !req
206. H-He may be smarter than I thought...Copy !req
207. Or is this just his instincts?Copy !req
208. I-I'm gonna fuckin' kill him!Copy !req
209. Ain't no way I'm gonna lose 'cause of a little booze!Copy !req
210. M-My eye!Copy !req
211. Josuke, hurry up an' heal it!Copy !req
212. W-Wait, Okuyasu!Copy !req
213. Y'all had some real gumption,
callin' me a pain an' stuffs, didn'tcha?Copy !req
214. I'm gonna gives ya a taste of
what happens when ya mess with me!Copy !req
215. D-Dammit!Copy !req
216. You have the nerve to get a big head
after blatantly breaking the promise you made?Copy !req
217. I'm gonna get really mad soon!Copy !req
218. Who knows what I'll do to you then!Copy !req
219. Shut yer dumb mouth, Josuke!Copy !req
220. Yer Stands can't do diddly!Copy !req
221. Y'all're worthless!Copy !req
222. Start orderin' me around once yer even
half as strong as Harvest!Copy !req
223. Josuke, shut your eyes!Copy !req
224. Josuke!Copy !req
225. Darn, almost gotcha!Copy !req
226. Closin' yer eyes ain't gonna helps fer much!Copy !req
227. Harvest gets all the stuffs I want!Copy !req
228. It'll rip your eyelids clean off an' pull out yer eyeballs!Copy !req
229. Fine, Shigechi! That's enough!Copy !req
230. Ya gotta forgive us! This's all our fault!Copy !req
231. Oh? Y'all're sorry now?Copy !req
232. Goddammit, you little asshole!Copy !req
233. Oh? Okuyasu, looks t'me like Josuke ain't too sorry.Copy !req
234. I-I'll talk some sense into him!Copy !req
235. Please, ya just gotta forgive us!Copy !req
236. Here's the rest of my money
an' the ten thousand yen ya gave us!Copy !req
237. Please, just forgive us!Copy !req
238. Who's gonna heal my eye if Josuke's dead?Copy !req
239. O-Okuyasu...Copy !req
240. Oh, yeah! I remember dat!Copy !req
241. I was feelin' bad fer you fellers,
an' I gaves ya more'n ten thousand yen!Copy !req
242. Here, just take it and forgive the both of us!Copy !req
243. I get it, Okuyasu!Copy !req
244. Just like baiting a raccoon dog with food and catching it,
you're trying to lure him over with cash to defeat him!Copy !req
245. Your good pal Josuke always knows just what you're thinking!Copy !req
246. Okuyasu, tellin' me da truth's real good of ya!Copy !req
247. Good, good!Copy !req
248. Hey, wait right dere!Copy !req
249. Okuyasu, ya ain't tryin' t'hurt me with yer Stand by lurin' me overs with dat money, are ya?Copy !req
250. Ah! Ya are!Copy !req
251. Didja really thinks I'd fall fer dat?Copy !req
252. Ya thoughts I was dat stupid?Copy !req
253. I ain't forgivin' ya no mores!Copy !req
254. Ain't a problem if ya don't forgive us.Copy !req
255. But you're too late!Copy !req
256. Didn'tcha realize ya were already in The Hand's range?Copy !req
257. I just gotta erase the space between us...Copy !req
258. and it'll teleport right over!Copy !req
259. It's ours now!Copy !req
260. Yours now?Copy !req
261. Wh-What're ya tryin' t'say?Copy !req
262. I jus' gots t'take it back...Copy !req
263. You still haven't realized, Shigechi...Copy !req
264. that any chance you had of winning just slipped away.Copy !req
265. My five million!Copy !req
266. What're ya doin'?Copy !req
267. No way! No way!Copy !req
268. Stop dat!Copy !req
269. Why wouldja do somethin' like dat?Copy !req
270. No way! No way! No way! No way!Copy !req
271. Dat's five million yen!Copy !req
272. Go ahead and try to hurt us if you want.Copy !req
273. The only way this ticket is getting fixed is by my Crazy Diamond.Copy !req
274. There's no way you can win here.Copy !req
275. Oh... I see, yeah way!Copy !req
276. And this should seal the deal!Copy !req
277. H-Huh? No way, no way, no way, no way!Copy !req
278. What was dat for?Copy !req
279. Gather 'em all up, Harvest!Copy !req
280. Guess you haven't realized it yet...Copy !req
281. Sending away Harvest to pick up those pieces
just guaranteed your loss.Copy !req
282. So tell me, whodya think's gonna
protect ya from our drunk asses?Copy !req
283. Oh, yeah way...Copy !req
284. Take that!Copy !req
285. Now listen here, Shigechi...Copy !req
286. Why don't we go over a few simple things together?Copy !req
287. The one who collects all the pieces is your Harvest.Copy !req
288. But whose Stand is gonna put them all back together?Copy !req
289. Hmm?Copy !req
290. Whose will it be?Copy !req
291. Who will put them back together with their Crazy Diamond?Copy !req
292. J-Josuke...Copy !req
293. Josuke? Is that any way to refer to the likes of me?Copy !req
294. M-Mr. Josuke!Copy !req
295. Yeah, that's Mr. Josuke to you!Copy !req
296. And who was the one who took back
the promissory note from you?Copy !req
297. Well? Say his name.Copy !req
298. O-Okuyasu...Copy !req
299. Mr. Okuyasu!Copy !req
300. Good, good. That's what I like to hear.Copy !req
301. Next, let's do a little bit of math.Copy !req
302. What's the fairest way to split five million?Copy !req
303. How can we do it so that nobody feels cheated?Copy !req
304. H-Half's good fer me...Copy !req
305. Half?Copy !req
306. Did you forget there's three of us here?Copy !req
307. Doesn't half seem a bit unfair?Copy !req
308. It doesn't add up at all!Copy !req
309. Hello?Copy !req
310. I-It'd be a third...Copy !req
311. D-Dat's right...Copy !req
312. Alls I could do is gather 'em up!Copy !req
313. Y-Y'all was right...Copy !req
314. We gots the lottery ticket together!Copy !req
315. Jus' one of us couldn'ta gots it alone!Copy !req
316. I...Copy !req
317. I gets it now... I-I gots blinded by greed...Copy !req
318. We's gonna splits it up so nobody gets cheated!Copy !req
319. We got it!Copy !req
320. B-Bills!Copy !req
321. F-Five million yen!Copy !req
322. Please consider depositing your winnings into
Budogaoka Bank for complete peace of mind!Copy !req
323. Sure thing!Copy !req
324. We finally got it! And it ain't a dream!Copy !req
325. Wait... We's splittin' it so nobody gets cheated, huh?Copy !req
326. Huh? Dat's funny!Copy !req
327. If we was splittin' it up evenly...Copy !req
328. ain't it not fair dat we don'ts include our Stands?Copy !req
329. Since I gots 'bout five-hundreda my Harvest fellers,
dat means we should splits it five-hundred t'one an' one.Copy !req
330. Ain't dat right?Copy !req
331. You greedy asshole!Copy !req
332. You wanna fuckin' do this again?Copy !req
333. This shit never ends with you, stupid!Copy !req
334. A-A third's good!Copy !req
335. In spite of the unfortunate circumstances leading to
these impertinent teenagers coming upon so much money...Copy !req
336. To be continued!Copy !req
337. taisetsu na mono ubawaresouCopy !req
338. nichijou ni magirekonda akumaCopy !req
339. heion na toki kuzuresatteruCopy !req
340. nanigenai soshite sarigenaiCopy !req
341. kizu ga nai uchi ni ubawareteitaCopy !req
342. torikaeshi ni iku nara ima saCopy !req
343. tsuranuita ya no youna surudosa deCopy !req
344. butsukeau kokoro wa utsukushiiCopy !req
345. doko mademo chase youCopy !req
346. doko mademo chase youCopy !req
347. itsumo chase youCopy !req
348. ore wa chase youCopy !req
349. nigeba wa naiCopy !req
350. hashiridase chase youCopy !req
351. asu mo chase youCopy !req
352. tataki tsukete yaru no saCopy !req
353. shouhai wo wakeru nowa shuunen saCopy !req
354. dakara I Chase YouCopy !req
355. Something important is being taken from meCopy !req
356. By a demon that's thrust itself into my lifeCopy !req
357. Everything is crumbling around meCopy !req
358. Living my life as if everything was fineCopy !req
359. Until suddenly it was stolen away without warningCopy !req
360. This is my only chance to take it backCopy !req
361. Those who fight with a heart pierced by the arrowCopy !req
362. Are a beautiful sight to beholdCopy !req
363. Anywhere you go I'll chase youCopy !req
364. Anywhere you go I'll chase youCopy !req
365. I'll always chase youCopy !req
366. I will chase youCopy !req
367. You can't escape meCopy !req
368. Run faster as I chase youCopy !req
369. Even tomorrow I'll chase youCopy !req
370. Until I finally pummel youCopy !req
371. My perseverance will propel me forward to achieve victoryCopy !req
372. Which is why I chase youCopy !req
373. Any time I need to see your face, I just close my eyesCopy !req
374. And I am taken to a place where your crystal mindCopy !req
375. And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spineCopy !req
376. Sweet like a chic-a-cherry colaCopy !req
377. I don't need to try to explain, I just hold on tightCopy !req
378. And if it happens again, I might move so slightlyCopy !req
379. To the arms and the lips and the face of the human cannonballCopy !req
380. That I need to, I want toCopy !req
381. Come stand a little bit closerCopy !req
382. Breathe in and get a bit higherCopy !req
383. You'll never know what hit youCopy !req
384. When I get to youCopy !req
385. Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but...Copy !req
386. Ooh, I'd die to find outCopy !req
387. Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but...Copy !req
388. Ooh, I would die to find outCopy !req