1. Man, I'm starvin'...Copy !req
2. Let's grab some food after visitin' my big bro's grave, Josuke.Copy !req
3. I'm not really hungry, though.Copy !req
4. Some Italian joint just opened up. It's right up here.Copy !req
5. But the cemetery is up ahead, too.Copy !req
6. Nobody's gonna eat at a restaurant so close to it.Copy !req
7. Josuke, ya think maybe nobody cares
an' just wants a good place to chow down?Copy !req
8. Eatin' there must make people all like,
"Aww, man! I'm droolin' all over the place!"Copy !req
9. Let's go! Let's go!Copy !req
10. This place?Copy !req
11. I always thought this was just an empty building...Copy !req
12. Coulda just fixed 'er up. It ain't too shabby.Copy !req
13. What? "Depends on the customer"?Copy !req
14. Inside ain't too shabby, neither!Copy !req
15. Greetings!Copy !req
16. Table for two?Copy !req
17. Please, have yourselves a seat.Copy !req
18. Uh... Thanks...Copy !req
19. Please.Copy !req
20. S-Sure...Copy !req
21. Uh, you a foreigner, pal?Copy !req
22. Si, Signore. I am an Italian.Copy !req
23. Tonio Trussardi. But you may call me Tonio.Copy !req
24. Well, ain't this swell! We're gettin' real Italian eats!Copy !req
25. I have traveled this world far and wide.Copy !req
26. I have done study into many kinds of food to improve the cuisine of my motherland.Copy !req
27. Japan has finally given me this chance.Copy !req
28. Morioh is a wonderous place.Copy !req
29. There are many farms with fresh produce,
and the seafood is also very good.Copy !req
30. It makes me so happy.Copy !req
31. With the best ingredients in Morioh,
I will prepare you a meal that will have you feeling at your best.Copy !req
32. Killer! But what am I gonna get...Copy !req
33. Couldja give us the menu, already?Copy !req
34. Menu?Copy !req
35. We have no such thing here.Copy !req
36. Whaddya mean? Ya ain't got a menu?Copy !req
37. I serve food tailored to each customer!Copy !req
38. Then gimme a menu!Copy !req
39. No, no! I am trying to tell you that I am the one
who decides what my customers are to have.Copy !req
40. You kiddin' me?Copy !req
41. Ya tryin' t'tell me I can't pick my own food?Copy !req
42. You were having the runs last night, were you not?Copy !req
43. Your intestinal walls are inflamed.Copy !req
44. You did not receive nearly enough sleep.
Only about four hours, yes?Copy !req
45. It is no wonder you have such puffy eyes.Copy !req
46. Now, show me your left hand.Copy !req
47. Yes, yes... The athlete's foot is afflicting your right foot.Copy !req
48. You also suffer from two cavities, and a stiff left shoulder, yes?Copy !req
49. H-Howdja know all that?Copy !req
50. It's all true!Copy !req
51. By looking at your hands,
I am able to know the state of your health.Copy !req
52. Oh, I am so very sorry!Copy !req
53. What about you, signore?Copy !req
54. Yeah, I'm not really hungry. I'll have a coffee.Copy !req
55. A cappuccino, please.Copy !req
56. Ho capito!Copy !req
57. Healthy food that's made to be
really good for you usually tastes pretty gross.Copy !req
58. If you don't like it, we don't have to pay.Copy !req
59. We'll just complain, then leave.Copy !req
60. Yeah...Copy !req
61. J-Josuke...Copy !req
62. This water... No, this mineral water...Copy !req
63. What about it?Copy !req
64. I-I ain't never had such good tastin' water in all my life!Copy !req
65. It's like... exquisite or some shit!Copy !req
66. Like somethin' a princess in the Alps playin' a harp'd drink!Copy !req
67. It's that good!Copy !req
68. Just like takin' that first sip of water
after bein' lost in the desert for three days!Copy !req
69. Y-You're right! It's really good!Copy !req
70. So good!Copy !req
71. No kidding! It's amazing!Copy !req
72. What brand of water is this?Copy !req
73. I-It's so good, it's makin' me wanna cry...Copy !req
74. Hey, no need to cry over a little water.Copy !req
75. Maybe it's just really pure...Copy !req
76. You got a handkerchief?
The tears ain't stoppin'!Copy !req
77. They just keep flowin'! They ain't stoppin'!Copy !req
78. O-Okuyasu! There's something wrong with you!Copy !req
79. You okay?Copy !req
80. O-Okuyasu!Copy !req
81. Wh-What the hell're these tears?Copy !req
82. It's like a fuckin' flood!Copy !req
83. O-Okuyasu, y-your eyes! The white parts...Copy !req
84. They're all shriveled up and squishy looking!Copy !req
85. Momento! Do not panic, please!Copy !req
86. Y-You asshole!
What did you put in Okuyasu's drink?Copy !req
87. Please, calm yourself!
His eyes will be shriveled for only a moment more.Copy !req
88. The mineral water I have given you comes from snow
on Mt. Kilimanjaro which fell fifty-thousand years ago.Copy !req
89. The water flushes out the inside of the eyeball,
while also helping with the symptoms of insomnia.Copy !req
90. You did not start crying like him
since you had enough sleep last night.Copy !req
91. Josuke!Copy !req
92. I ain't sleepy at all no more!Copy !req
93. I feel fuckin' great!
Like I got ten hours of sleep!Copy !req
94. Seriously?
O-Okuyasu, are you sure there's nothing wrong with your eyes?Copy !req
95. Josuke, when ya drink water like this for the first time,
it's bound t'make ya weepy-eyed!Copy !req
96. I cried more than when I first saw The Champ!Copy !req
97. Really?Copy !req
98. Yeah!Copy !req
99. Here is your cappuccino.Copy !req
100. R-Right...Copy !req
101. So, shall we continue with the meal?Copy !req
102. Hey, this looks pretty good!Copy !req
103. For the antipasto, we have a salad
with slices of mozzarella cheese and tomato.Copy !req
104. M-M-Mozzaza?Copy !req
105. Mozzarella cheese is a soft, fresh cheese
which has had its fat removed.Copy !req
106. All of us in Italy love it!Copy !req
107. The Italians were the first people to
make use of tomatoes inside their cooking.Copy !req
108. There is no comparison to how an Italian prepares tomatoes.Copy !req
109. I do not say this to brag. It is merely pride.Copy !req
110. Please, help yourself.Copy !req
111. Will do!Copy !req
112. Yeah, that ain't bad...Copy !req
113. Tastes good. Pretty damn good...Copy !req
114. I dunno why, but this cheese is pretty bland, though.Copy !req
115. No! No!Copy !req
116. You must eat it together with the tomato!Copy !req
117. What? With the tomato?Copy !req
118. Well, I guess your foreign food
just ain't cut out for Japanese taste buds.Copy !req
119. So good!Copy !req
120. The juicy part of the tomato goes perfect with the cheese!Copy !req
121. The cheese goes good with the tomato,
and the tomato goes good with the cheese!Copy !req
122. They got like a harmony or somethin'! It just works!Copy !req
123. Kinda like a Simon and Garfunkel duet!Copy !req
124. Or like Ucchan and Nanchan's comedy!Copy !req
125. Japanese comic about an orphaned young man trying to become a world-champion boxer.Copy !req
126. Maybe even like Takamori Asao and Chiba Tetsuya workin' on Tomorrow's Joe together!Copy !req
127. Grazie! It makes me so happy that you have enjoyed it!Copy !req
128. H-Hey, Okuyasu! Let me try some!Copy !req
129. Hell no!Copy !req
130. Get your own food!Copy !req
131. Ain't no way you're havin' mine!Copy !req
132. I wouldn't share with ya even if I saw ya starvin' half to death!Copy !req
133. It's so good!
Thanks for bringin' me into this world, Mom!Copy !req
134. Dammit! I knew you were cheap,
but I didn't know you were this bad!Copy !req
135. Fine, then! I'll have what he's having!Copy !req
136. Ho capito!Copy !req
137. However...Copy !req
138. I must tell you that only a customer with a stiff shoulder will receive any benefit from eating this dish.Copy !req
139. Huh? Stiff shoulder?Copy !req
140. Y-Y'know, my neck's startin' t'feel kinda hot...Copy !req
141. I'm gettin' all sweaty!Copy !req
142. Sir, I would highly suggest that you remove your jacket.Copy !req
143. F-For some reason...Copy !req
144. I-I-I'm startin' t'get all itchy!Copy !req
145. Th-There's some kinda sticky shit all over my fingers!Copy !req
146. That would be your dead skin.Copy !req
147. Dead skin?Copy !req
148. It is a sign that your metabolism has improved and your blood is circulating well.Copy !req
149. The calcium, vitamins, and minerals
in the antipasto you have just consumed...Copy !req
150. stimulated the thyroid gland in your throat
which controls your metabolism.Copy !req
151. Your bad cells are leaving your body as dead skin.Copy !req
152. Please continue to scratch and remove all the dead skin!Copy !req
153. Okuyasu, quit scratching!
You've made a softball's worth of dead skin already!Copy !req
154. You're starting to dig at the muscle in your shoulder!Copy !req
155. N-No! I ain't doin' that, Josuke!Copy !req
156. It's so light!Copy !req
157. My shoulder feels super light, now!Copy !req
158. Feels like somebody put a balloon in it or somethin'!Copy !req
159. Look! It's all flexible now!Copy !req
160. I ain't never done this before!Copy !req
161. Now my shoulder ain't stiff at all!Copy !req
162. Now, if you will excuse me for a moment...Copy !req
163. I must ensure the pasta comes to a proper boil.Copy !req
164. Goddamn! That Chef Tonio's a real fuckin' genius!Copy !req
165. N-No...Copy !req
166. There's definitely something going on here!Copy !req
167. Something's up with this guy's cooking!Copy !req
168. So, we shall continue the meal, yes?Copy !req
169. Next is the primo piatto.Copy !req
170. This is the pasta course.Copy !req
171. This dish is called spaghetti alla puttanesca!Copy !req
172. The name of this dish means "spaghetti in the style of a prostitute," for the women who would prepare it using whichever ingredients they had.Copy !req
173. One normally wouldn't put cheese on pasta with garlic, but this dish is an exception.Copy !req
174. Does this spaghetti got red peppers in it?Copy !req
175. Yes, it does.Copy !req
176. Spaghetti alla puttanesca uses
one of the oldest pasta sauces in Italian cuisine.Copy !req
177. It was created in my hometown of Naples...Copy !req
178. which is why I fully recommend this dish!Copy !req
179. Uh, well... I ain't too good with spicy stuff...Copy !req
180. I don't even eat curry rice unless it's got
mild Vermont Curry sauce with apple an' honey flavor on it.Copy !req
181. Don't eat sushi with wasabi, neither.Copy !req
182. Ain't happenin'! Too spicy!Copy !req
183. This shit's too spicy!Copy !req
184. If you don't like eating spicy food, Okuyasu...Copy !req
185. then don't eat it.Copy !req
186. Do not worry if you are unable to eat it!Copy !req
187. I am perfectly content not to charge you for this pasta.Copy !req
188. I shall go prepare the secondo piatto, the main dish.Copy !req
189. However, I must tell you that my spaghetti is made in such a way that even those who do not enjoy spicy food will be able to eat it.Copy !req
190. Even if they don't like spicy stuff?Copy !req
191. Hot!Copy !req
192. I ain't denyin' Tonio's a kickass chef!Copy !req
193. The guy's definitely a fuckin' genius!Copy !req
194. But this ain't so good...Copy !req
195. Well, maybe you're lucky you can't eat it.Copy !req
196. Doesn't the food and water he's served us seem really weird?Copy !req
197. It makes me really suspicious!Copy !req
198. Suspicious? 'Bout what?Copy !req
199. Hot!Copy !req
200. You lost a softball's worth of dead skin, and you cried your eyes out!Copy !req
201. That so?Copy !req
202. I was at Shirabu Hot Springs in Yamagata once,
an' I lost so much dead skin that my back pain went away!Copy !req
203. Ain't nothin' weird about it!Copy !req
204. Hot!Copy !req
205. Listen! I just remembered something Hazamada Toshikazu said!Copy !req
206. For some reason, even if they've never met before...Copy !req
207. Stand users are drawn to other Stand users!Copy !req
208. Josuke!Copy !req
209. You sayin' Tonio's a Stand user?Copy !req
210. Shh! I don't know yet!
That's why I'm saying he's suspicious!Copy !req
211. Suspicious, eh?Copy !req
212. Hot! Still ain't happenin'!Copy !req
213. If you can't handle spicy food, then stop licking it!Copy !req
214. Y-Ya got a point...
I-I ain't good at eatin' spicy food, but y'know...Copy !req
215. I just wanna keep licking this spaghetti sauce!Copy !req
216. Why are you eating it?Copy !req
217. I-I know! Normally I'd never eat stuff this spicy...Copy !req
218. but...Copy !req
219. I can't help it! One taste an' now I'm hooked on the spiciness!Copy !req
220. A festival where beans are thrown to ward off evil spirits,
then each person eats the number of beans corresponding to their age.Copy !req
221. It's like when ya eat your age in beans at the Setsubun Festival...Copy !req
222. an' even though they ain't very good, before ya know it...Copy !req
223. ya ate a whole bag's worth of 'em!Copy !req
224. Hey, I told you to stop eating it!Copy !req
225. M-My stomach's openin' up!Copy !req
226. The more I eat, the hungrier I get!Copy !req
227. So good!Copy !req
228. Dammit, Okuyasu!Copy !req
229. Your tooth! Your tooth just flew out of your mouth!Copy !req
230. That's my cavity! My rotten tooth fell out!Copy !req
231. Y-Y'know, I got a cavity in my lower jaw, too...Copy !req
232. There it is!Copy !req
233. Your tooth! How is your molar growing in so fast?Copy !req
234. Enough is enough! I'm not sure what he's planning, but...Copy !req
235. Crazy Diamond!Copy !req
236. Dora!Copy !req
237. But... But I ain't done eatin' that yet!Copy !req
238. I'm gonna restore the spaghetti to its raw ingredients!Copy !req
239. The hell were those things?Copy !req
240. It's a Stand!Copy !req
241. Tonio Trussardi really is a Stand user!Copy !req
242. Are you okay, Okuyasu?Copy !req
243. I ain't sleepy no more...Copy !req
244. My shoulder ain't stiff neither,
and I got new teeth once my cavities came out, but...Copy !req
245. m-my stomach hurts! It's fuckin' killin' me!Copy !req
246. Wait here!Copy !req
247. Tonio! What the hell are you trying to pull?Copy !req
248. Where is he?Copy !req
249. He finished the main dish...Copy !req
250. Good, good... Please eat it all up.Copy !req
251. It seems as though my main dish,
lamb in an apple sauce, is a success.Copy !req
252. What?Copy !req
253. What are you doing here?Copy !req
254. Did you see?Copy !req
255. Have you come in here to spy on me?Copy !req
256. You will be paying for this! Prepare yourself!Copy !req
257. Why should I listen to you telling me to pay?Copy !req
258. That's my line!Copy !req
259. What the hell are you trying to do with your cooking?Copy !req
260. Okuyasu!Copy !req
261. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
262. I can't help it! My stomach hurts, but I just can't stop eatin'!Copy !req
263. Tastin' the tanginess from the apple sauce an' the juice from the lamb is makin' me feel real happy an' stuff!Copy !req
264. Who'da thought somethin' this good is real!Copy !req
265. Don't eat that meat, Okuyasu!Copy !req
266. I'm so happy! I just keep feelin' happier an' happier!Copy !req
267. So good!Copy !req
268. M-My guts!Copy !req
269. My stomach!Copy !req
270. Okuyasu!Copy !req
271. I will make you pay for this!Copy !req
272. You asshole!Copy !req
273. Wash your hands with soap this instant!Copy !req
274. Huh?Copy !req
275. Unforgivable!Copy !req
276. Entering the kitchen without permission is unforgivable!Copy !req
277. Listen to me! The kitchen must stay perfectly spotless!Copy !req
278. S-Soap? You want me to wash my hands?Copy !req
279. Hey, Josuke!Copy !req
280. My guts feel all better! An' I'm full, too!Copy !req
281. That was the best!Copy !req
282. Huh?Copy !req
283. My fucked up stomach's all better!Copy !req
284. What?Copy !req
285. I am so very happy for you!Copy !req
286. Nothing makes me more happy than to see a customer who has enjoyed my cooking and become so healthy!Copy !req
287. The puppy...Copy !req
288. I was unsure of this dish, so I had him try it for me.Copy !req
289. His tummy was a bit upset, too.Copy !req
290. Y-You really just wanted to feed Okuyasu good food?Copy !req
291. What more could a chef ask for?Copy !req
292. This is what I live for. I could not hope for more.Copy !req
293. You're a Stand user, aren't you?Copy !req
294. So are we.Copy !req
295. Oh, I cannot believe it!Copy !req
296. When... When I traveled the world searching for ways to improve my cooking, I discovered that I had received this ability.Copy !req
297. I have never met others with powers like mine before!Copy !req
298. But you! You are lacking common sense!Copy !req
299. Huh?Copy !req
300. You were touching things without washing your hands, yes?Copy !req
301. The number one enemy in every kitchen is germs!Copy !req
302. This is why I became angry!Copy !req
303. H-Huh? I-I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean it!Copy !req
304. I hope you are prepared to pay!Copy !req
305. Now, let us continue with the cooking!Copy !req
306. Pudding for dessert?Copy !req
307. I'm too tough for this shit!Copy !req
308. Hmph! A guy like me's got a reputation t'keep!Copy !req
309. So good!Copy !req
310. You really are a fuckin' genius!Copy !req
311. I'm so happy we got a chef like you in Morioh!Copy !req
312. Damn you, Okuyasu!Copy !req
313. He seems so very happy with it!Copy !req
314. You! I must see your hands moving!Copy !req
315. This is the worst...Copy !req
316. My athlete's foot's all better!Copy !req
317. Please, do come again! Grazie!Copy !req
318. You're Mr. Kujo Jotaro, correct?Copy !req
319. I'm with the Speedwagon Foundation.Copy !req
320. I've been told that going near electrical wires is dangerous, including phone lines and power lines...Copy !req
321. so I'm here to deliver this message to you in person.Copy !req
322. "I should arrive at Morioh's port tomorrow at noon.Copy !req
323. Regards, Joseph Joestar."Copy !req
324. Morioh Landmark #3Copy !req
325. Italian Ristorante TrussardiCopy !req
326. Any time I need to see your face, I just close my eyesCopy !req
327. And I am taken to a place where your crystal mindCopy !req
328. And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spineCopy !req
329. Sweet like a chic-a-cherry colaCopy !req
330. I don't need to try to explain, I just hold on tightCopy !req
331. And if it happens again, I might move so slightlyCopy !req
332. To the arms and the lips and the face of the human cannonballCopy !req
333. That I need to, I want toCopy !req
334. Come stand a little bit closerCopy !req
335. Breathe in and get a bit higherCopy !req
336. You'll never know what hit youCopy !req
337. When I get to youCopy !req
338. Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but...Copy !req
339. Ooh, I'd die to find outCopy !req
340. Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but...Copy !req
341. Ooh, I would die to find outCopy !req