1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
5. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
7. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
9. With the boy's best friend is a talking
dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. The Pharaoh Booster bling bling,
what do we make of this?Copy !req
15. Johnny Test.Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
18. Johnny Test.Copy !req
19. Johnny, Johnny Test.Copy !req
20. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
21. TEST!Copy !req
22. Time.Copy !req
23. to go over last year's goals and see how
we've done.Copy !req
24. Particle acceleration?Copy !req
25. Check.Copy !req
26. Create a Catasaurus?Copy !req
27. Did it!Copy !req
28. Kissing Susan Test at sunset?Copy !req
29. Oh, look at that.Copy !req
30. Still not done!Copy !req
31. And none of you are going home or going to
sleep until you come up with somethingCopy !req
32. that will get sweet, sweet Susan Test to
smooch me.Copy !req
33. How about a super cool chopper,
sir?Copy !req
34. Yes.Copy !req
35. That's it!Copy !req
36. That's it!Copy !req
37. Relax.Copy !req
38. It's just a trial run.Copy !req
39. Quick!Copy !req
40. Capture the image and load the speech
program.Copy !req
41. Illusion Gil looks so real.Copy !req
42. Hey, test sister, how about a kiss?Copy !req
43. Oh, Gil.Copy !req
44. Oh, Susan!Copy !req
45. Oh, what now?Copy !req
46. I'm on a hot chopper!Copy !req
47. And I will not leave until I kiss you!Copy !req
48. Now, check out my awesome wheelie!Copy !req
49. I'm serious!Copy !req
50. I won't leave without that kiss!Copy !req
51. Ow!Copy !req
52. I'm a little scared.Copy !req
53. What you need is a bodyguard.Copy !req
54. Someone to run interference whenever Bling
Bling's around.Copy !req
55. We charge $15 an hour, but your protection
is guaranteed.Copy !req
56. I'll give you three bucks for the whole
day.Copy !req
57. Deal.Copy !req
58. And you can start by testing the illusion
ray on Eugene.Copy !req
59. Just attach these sensors to your body's
points of movement, then capture anyCopy !req
60. full-size image, aim the ray
at any animate object, pressCopy !req
61. start to create the illusion,
and control the movements.Copy !req
62. I have no idea what you're talking about,
but I'm excited.Copy !req
63. Here he comes.Copy !req
64. Susan!Copy !req
65. I need to kiss you!Copy !req
66. Oh, at sunset!Copy !req
67. Today!Copy !req
68. Well, if it's a kiss from Susan he wants,
then a kiss from Susan he'll get.Copy !req
69. Sorta.Copy !req
70. Now to project the image on...Copy !req
71. Oh, you are so cruel!Copy !req
72. But it's a good and funny cruel!Copy !req
73. Susan!Copy !req
74. It's you!Copy !req
75. Swoon!Copy !req
76. Oh, Susan!Copy !req
77. Would you make my extraordinary life
complete by allowing me one simple kiss?Copy !req
78. And although it's not sunset like on my
list, uh, you know, what the heck?Copy !req
79. And bye-bye, bling-bling.Copy !req
80. We're such good bodyguards.Copy !req
81. What?Copy !req
82. I kissed a dog!Copy !req
83. Oh, please.Copy !req
84. Okay, how much is she paying you?Copy !req
85. What?Copy !req
86. You can't put a price on brotherly
protection.Copy !req
87. Really?Copy !req
88. Is she paying you... this much?Copy !req
89. What do you want, my master?Copy !req
90. How do you do the dog thing?Copy !req
91. It's this illusion ray techno thingy.Copy !req
92. Illusion imagery?Copy !req
93. Wow!Copy !req
94. Two can play at that game, Susan Test!Copy !req
95. I meant to do that!Copy !req
96. I can't believe you sold out your own
sister to bling-bling.Copy !req
97. Look, I know you don't agree with it,
so...Copy !req
98. What do you say I take you to the grocery
store and get you a juicy T-bone?Copy !req
99. I would say I'm so glad you sold out your
sister to bling-bling.Copy !req
100. Okay, people, impress me.Copy !req
101. Improving on the Test Sisters Illusion
technology, sir, we made these.Copy !req
102. Ingenious!Copy !req
103. Why'd they look just like Susan's glasses?Copy !req
104. Simply upload an image of Susan onto the
remote.Copy !req
105. Eugene!Copy !req
106. Have you seen my night cream?Copy !req
107. Mom!Copy !req
108. Curlers and a nightgown!Copy !req
109. The glasses, sir!Copy !req
110. Try the glasses!Copy !req
111. I mean, uh... Mom!Copy !req
112. You look... wonderful!Copy !req
113. Ah!Copy !req
114. Oh, Eugene!Copy !req
115. Aren't you the charmer?Copy !req
116. Just for that, I'm going to leave you to
whatever evil plot you were churning up!Copy !req
117. Quick!Copy !req
118. Get me a picture of Gil next door!Copy !req
119. And add a vocal simulator so I can finally
get my kiss from Susan Test!Copy !req
120. It is a really nice motorcycle.Copy !req
121. Don't care!Copy !req
122. And where's my Johnny Gar?Copy !req
123. Wow!Copy !req
124. Look at Johnny go at it!Copy !req
125. He's really protecting me!Copy !req
126. What's up?Copy !req
127. What do you need?Copy !req
128. I need to call it a favor, which I paid
for... yesterday?Copy !req
129. Keyword... yesterday.Copy !req
130. I'm done selling out my sister.Copy !req
131. That's right.Copy !req
132. He loves and respects
Susan and... Wow!Copy !req
133. That's a lot of cash!Copy !req
134. We're in.Copy !req
135. I thought so.Copy !req
136. And I think Susan needs a new pair of
glasses.Copy !req
137. Why don't you give... these to her?Copy !req
138. Got it.Copy !req
139. Now I'm going to drive away in what seems
like utter disappointment!Copy !req
140. Darn you, Johnny Test!Copy !req
141. You foiled me again!Copy !req
142. Good job, little brother!Copy !req
143. You bet, Susan!Copy !req
144. Uh... I'm married.Copy !req
145. Wow, Johnny!Copy !req
146. You need glasses!Copy !req
147. Here, try Susan's!Copy !req
148. No, my eyes are fine.Copy !req
149. Here are your glasses, Beck.Copy !req
150. I love you!Copy !req
151. Oh, Susan!Copy !req
152. Oh, no.Copy !req
153. What do you want?Copy !req
154. Get home next door.Copy !req
155. Say what?Copy !req
156. Uh, wanna go for a ride?Copy !req
157. On my fat hog to a romantic sunset
location...Copy !req
158. and kiss.Copy !req
159. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
160. Wait for me!Copy !req
161. You gave Bling Bling the illusion
technology and sold out Susan, didn't you?Copy !req
162. I told him it was wrong.Copy !req
163. I did!Copy !req
164. But then he bought me steak and I
went along cause... I love steak so much!Copy !req
165. It was so much money!Copy !req
166. I'm ashamed.Copy !req
167. And now you're standing here while Susan's
in danger!Copy !req
168. I should do something, right?Copy !req
169. Oh, Gil.Copy !req
170. The view is breathtaking.Copy !req
171. Please, call me Bling Bling.Copy !req
172. I know it sounds strange, but that's what
Gil wants and I'm Gil.Copy !req
173. Okay, Bling Bling.Copy !req
174. Awesome!Copy !req
175. And only five minutes to sunset and my
life will be complete!Copy !req
176. Oh, I've played this scene out a gazillion
times in my head.Copy !req
177. And although this isn't it, and
entirely based on a lie... I'll take it!Copy !req
178. Now don't touch anything!Copy !req
179. We must remain invisible if we're gonna
stop that kiss!Copy !req
180. I think you're being a little
overdramatic, Johnny.Copy !req
181. Stop right there!Copy !req
182. My bad.Copy !req
183. What now?Copy !req
184. Intruders have reached the perimeter!Copy !req
185. Uh, no, I'll be right there.Copy !req
186. Susan, I'll be right back for you.Copy !req
187. And that kiss.Copy !req
188. Well, well, well.Copy !req
189. I see you've met my bodyguards,
Johnny Test.Copy !req
190. Uh, sir, we're kind of uncomfortable being
high-tech bodyguards.Copy !req
191. I mean, it's not really in our job
description.Copy !req
192. These suits are chafing all of us,
sir.Copy !req
193. Oh, so you'd rather be fired!Copy !req
194. We're cool.Copy !req
195. And what are you doing here?Copy !req
196. Hello, you work for me, remember?Copy !req
197. I don't want the money.Copy !req
198. I mean, I really want the money.Copy !req
199. But I can't take it, because I love my
sister, and it was wrong to sell her secrets.Copy !req
200. Well, I love your sister, too!Copy !req
201. And I'm going to get that kiss,
just like I planned.Copy !req
202. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some
smooching to do.Copy !req
203. And it's all thanks to you, Johnny Test.Copy !req
204. Huh?Copy !req
205. All of a sudden, bad feeling, passing
over.Copy !req
206. Like a wave.Copy !req
207. It's called guilt.Copy !req
208. Yeah, that's a feeling.Copy !req
209. Now just get us free and I'll take care of
the rest.Copy !req
210. Hey, dorks, the cash is yours if you let
us go.Copy !req
211. Deal, I hated this job.Copy !req
212. Hurry!Copy !req
213. The sun's going down!Copy !req
214. And now, the perfect moment is upon us as
the sun sets.Copy !req
215. Would you mind very
much if... I... kissed you?Copy !req
216. Ah!Copy !req
217. Um... Susan!Copy !req
218. Don't!Copy !req
219. You're too late!Copy !req
220. Susan's kiss belongs to me!Copy !req
221. Um... We have to
get those glasses off!Copy !req
222. No, we have to knock them off!Copy !req
223. This has to be the perfect shot.Copy !req
224. Ow!Copy !req
225. That works, too.Copy !req
226. Gil, are you all right?Copy !req
227. Gil, speak to me!Copy !req
228. Uh-oh.Copy !req
229. Eugene?Copy !req
230. He made you glasses that made him look
like Gil!Copy !req
231. You're not gonna kiss me now, are you?Copy !req
232. Kiss you?Copy !req
233. No.Copy !req
234. I curse you, Johnny Test!Copy !req
235. As I make my spectacular getaway!Copy !req
236. Ow!Copy !req
237. It is so hard to make a spectacular
getaway these days!Copy !req
238. Johnny, don't you have something to say to
Susan?Copy !req
239. I didn't do it!Copy !req
240. The other thing!Copy !req
241. Susan, I'm sorry I wasn't a better
bodyguard.Copy !req
242. I should have treated you with more...
respect!Copy !req
243. And I realize now that no money in the world
is worth more than a family's bond and.Copy !req
244. trust.Copy !req
245. Well, even though you did put me in that
horrible position, I want to thank you,Copy !req
246. little brother, for saving me from a
horrible kiss!Copy !req
247. What are you gonna do to me?Copy !req
248. Remember, I bruise easy!Copy !req
249. Who's got some super glue?Copy !req
250. It's so terrifying!Copy !req
251. Get the glasses off!Copy !req
252. Get them off!Copy !req
253. Mother!Copy !req
254. Mother is everywhere!Copy !req
255. So, how long before the glue airs off?Copy !req
256. About five hours!Copy !req
257. Nice!Copy !req
258. I can stop!Copy !req
259. I can stop!Copy !req
260. All we have to do is get the mouse through
the maze, to the cheese, here.Copy !req
261. And we get a big fat A+++.Copy !req
262. And to the cheese you go!Copy !req
263. Okay, what's plan B?Copy !req
264. A maze?Copy !req
265. You want me to run through a maze?Copy !req
266. For you?Copy !req
267. Just do it, Montague.Copy !req
268. And please, no anarchy speeches.Copy !req
269. Oh, but it will be anarchy.Copy !req
270. I will rule you all!Copy !req
271. Yo te quiero infinito!Copy !req
272. Anarchy!Copy !req
273. So... where's Johnny?Copy !req
274. Aw, mousy maze experiment.Copy !req
275. What if I get lost in there?Copy !req
276. Or worse, a cat broke into the lab and
chased me.Copy !req
277. Or worse than that!Copy !req
278. My evil foe, Mr. Mittens, upon seeking
revenge, breaks in and tries to eat me!Copy !req
279. I could get hurt and... what's this?Copy !req
280. A coupon.Copy !req
281. It was given to us from you and it's good
for three free experiments.Copy !req
282. So you're not getting anything in return,
Johnny.Copy !req
283. You owe us, so ha!Copy !req
284. Next time I suggest giving the girls a
coupon, you stop me!Copy !req
285. Noted.Copy !req
286. Okay, Donnie, you
need practice running theCopy !req
287. maze before we do
it later at the Institute.Copy !req
288. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, let's go.Copy !req
289. Join me, my talking mouse friend!Copy !req
290. And together, we shall rule the world!Copy !req
291. Anarchy!Copy !req
292. Montague, you need to chillax.Copy !req
293. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
294. Now, just find the cheese and A++++ here
we come!Copy !req
295. Cheese.Copy !req
296. Really?Copy !req
297. I mean, the boy likes
cheese, but I think you want toCopy !req
298. entice him with something
a little more to his taste.Copy !req
299. Like cheese... puffs?Copy !req
300. A frozen lemon-lime Splungy?Copy !req
301. And?Copy !req
302. Comic books, teeth rotting candy and
T-rated video games?Copy !req
303. Try all of the above.Copy !req
304. Johnny, just find the.Copy !req
305. That is good, Splungy.Copy !req
306. We're such geniuses.Copy !req
307. See, Johnny?Copy !req
308. Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
309. Now, all you have to do is repeat that
later at the Institute.Copy !req
310. And it's straight A's baby.Copy !req
311. I was serious about Mittens, though.Copy !req
312. He's after me.Copy !req
313. And seeks revenge.Copy !req
314. Yeah, and it would not be good being a
mouse in front of that psycho kitty.Copy !req
315. Relax, little brother.Copy !req
316. It is I, Mr. Mittens, here to seek revenge
on Johnny Test!Copy !req
317. It is Mittens!Copy !req
318. Snow laser, go!Copy !req
319. I can't believe it.Copy !req
320. Where have I seen this before?Copy !req
321. It's like I'm living in a cartoon
sometimes.Copy !req
322. Come on, where is he?Copy !req
323. Where's Johnny?Copy !req
324. I will never tell you where Johnny is.Copy !req
325. Never!Copy !req
326. Oh, so nice of you to join me,
Albert.Copy !req
327. A little late, don't you think?Copy !req
328. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
329. I'm not good on jetpacks.Copy !req
330. But I believe this mouse bears a
resemblance to Johnny.Copy !req
331. Yo, Mittens!Copy !req
332. What's going on, Gulp?Copy !req
333. He's a mouse.Copy !req
334. Johnny Test is a mouse?Copy !req
335. Oh, this is the greatest day of my life!Copy !req
336. And I'm out of here.Copy !req
337. You can't escape me, Johnny Mouse!Copy !req
338. Oh!Copy !req
339. Would you like an ice pack, sir?Copy !req
340. No, I got him!Copy !req
341. I got him right where I want him!Copy !req
342. Okay, where have I seen this before?Copy !req
343. Here, it's time to stick it to the man!Copy !req
344. I mean cat!Copy !req
345. I mean cat!Copy !req
346. I mean...Copy !req
347. Would you like the ice pack, no?Copy !req
348. I said no!Copy !req
349. Now stand back!Copy !req
350. Wow!Copy !req
351. That's a big mouse hole!Copy !req
352. Yeah!Copy !req
353. You can't escape me this time!Copy !req
354. Stop, Johnny Test!Copy !req
355. Wow!Copy !req
356. I never knew this room was so long!Copy !req
357. And how many times have I seen that
computer?Copy !req
358. There it is again!Copy !req
359. Wow!Copy !req
360. We have to save Johnny!Copy !req
361. If we can get to the table, I can get our
unstun right and get us back to normal!Copy !req
362. Start hopping!Copy !req
363. Oh, great!Copy !req
364. You knocked over the whole network music
player we were working on!Copy !req
365. Well, I'm sorry, but I can't feel my legs!Copy !req
366. Well, the good news is, the music system
works!Copy !req
367. What is that classical racket?Copy !req
368. A mouse!Copy !req
369. A tomcat chasing a mouse!Copy !req
370. In my house!Copy !req
371. Terrible sorry, sir.Copy !req
372. Okay, what's with a Butler?Copy !req
373. This time I know you don't have a hammer!Copy !req
374. Would you like the ice pack now?Copy !req
375. I don't want the ice pack, okay?Copy !req
376. Shoo, tomcat!Copy !req
377. Shoo!Copy !req
378. A broom?Copy !req
379. Seriously?Copy !req
380. Bob!Copy !req
381. You better bring an army if you want to
stop Mr. Mittens!Copy !req
382. Did... did my daughters make you?Copy !req
383. No, but their technology was used to
create me!Copy !req
384. Oh, I wish I never had kids!Copy !req
385. And...Copy !req
386. You're stunned!Copy !req
387. But we're unstunned!Copy !req
388. No!Copy !req
389. No, no!Copy !req
390. Why is he still moving, but not talking?Copy !req
391. Cause that's what we had it set to!Copy !req
392. Darn it!Copy !req
393. Apparently he can write!Copy !req
394. I'm going to destroy you, Ja!Copy !req
395. Who's Ja?Copy !req
396. I'm going to destroy you, Johnny Turst!Copy !req
397. Yes!Copy !req
398. So, Johnny is the mouse, right?Copy !req
399. Yep!Copy !req
400. You girls are so in trouble and I'm
unstunned!Copy !req
401. And we stopped that cat from destroying
your brother!Copy !req
402. And what other dad in the world has to
deal with this?Copy !req
403. I don't get paid enough for this.Copy !req
404. Now.Copy !req
405. who's laughing at Montague Mouse?Copy !req
406. I took this battle suit
from Johnny's toy and ICopy !req
407. have this Doom Sword
of the Andalasia Knights!Copy !req
408. Montague, that's a kebab skewer!Copy !req
409. So?Copy !req
410. Does every animal talk around here?Copy !req
411. Montague, you have to unfreeze us!Copy !req
412. Pick up that ray, turn the switch to
unfreeze and blast us!Copy !req
413. Or I could use it to take over the world!Copy !req
414. We'll buy you a ten pound wheel of sharp
cheddar!Copy !req
415. This one's here!Copy !req
416. Wait!Copy !req
417. You didn't unfreeze me!Copy !req
418. We out!Copy !req
419. Let's go!Copy !req
420. Let's go!Copy !req
421. Let's go!Copy !req
422. Let's go!Copy !req
423. Blast him!Copy !req
424. Let him speak!Copy !req
425. He's trying to tell us something!Copy !req
426. I'm telling you, I've seen this somewhere
before!Copy !req
427. I will get my revenge on you, Johnny Test!Copy !req
428. Someday!Copy !req
429. Not today!Copy !req
430. Obviously, but I will!Copy !req
431. So, where's Dad?Copy !req
432. We're keeping him frozen until we come up
with a good excuse.Copy !req
433. And then, once I take over the world,
I'll take over the universe!Copy !req
434. Yeah!Copy !req
435. Don't you think I won't?Copy !req
436. Because I will!Copy !req
437. And it'll be space energy!Copy !req
438. Montague, will you be quiet!Copy !req
439. Once I'm stunned, I'm quitting.Copy !req
440. Good for you, Albert.Copy !req
441. Girls!Copy !req
442. Johnny!Copy !req
443. Girls!Copy !req
444. Cookie jar!Copy !req