1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
5. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
6. With the boy's best friend is a talking
dog.Copy !req
7. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
8. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
9. The Pharaoh Booster bling bling!Copy !req
10. What do we make of this?Copy !req
11. Johnny Test.Copy !req
12. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
13. Johnny Test.Copy !req
14. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
15. The first sentence is the first sentence.Copy !req
16. An 11-level, super-sugar,
chocolate-chunky-cream-filled,Copy !req
17. tooth-rotting masterpiece.Copy !req
18. This is gonna be good.Copy !req
19. These cookies are filled with nothing but
sugar.Copy !req
20. They have no nutritional value and have to
go.Copy !req
21. It's time for healthy cookies in this
house, and I'm gonna make them.Copy !req
22. I call these the sugar-and-fat-free tongue
tantalizers.Copy !req
23. They taste better than they look.Copy !req
24. Try one.Copy !req
25. I think you should have called them dirt,
because that's what they taste like.Copy !req
26. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
27. Well, here.Copy !req
28. Let's have a taste test, if you're so
smart.Copy !req
29. Tell me if my tongue tantalizers really do
taste like dirt.Copy !req
30. I dare you.Copy !req
31. Dad, I stand corrected.Copy !req
32. Ha!Copy !req
33. I thought so.Copy !req
34. Dirt tastes better.Copy !req
35. Really?Copy !req
36. Darn!Copy !req
37. Well, I will not give up,
and I will make a cookieCopy !req
38. where the whole town
will cheer and thank me!Copy !req
39. Mark my words!Copy !req
40. Johnny still need cookie.Copy !req
41. Luckily, I've got my secret stash in the
back of my closet, under my dirty undieCopy !req
42. pile, in the dresser that no one knows
about.Copy !req
43. I'm not here.Copy !req
44. That's the last cookie.Copy !req
45. Don't you dare eat th...Copy !req
46. It's worth any punishment you could give
me.Copy !req
47. Now I have to go to my extreme secret
cookie stash.Copy !req
48. To the lab!Copy !req
49. I'm not in here either.Copy !req
50. Ha-ah-yah!Copy !req
51. What does a boy have to do to get a tasty
cookie around here?Copy !req
52. Just test them, Johnny.Copy !req
53. We've been experimenting with, I mean,
baking, 100% accurate fortune cookies.Copy !req
54. As in, every fortune is guaranteed to come
true.Copy !req
55. Now, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
56. Do they have a lot of sugar in them?Copy !req
57. Tons.Copy !req
58. Better than dirt.Copy !req
59. Johnny need more.Copy !req
60. Man, you're fast, dog.Copy !req
61. Guys, you're supposed to read the
fortunes.Copy !req
62. That's what makes the cookies so special.Copy !req
63. Why?Copy !req
64. They never come true.Copy !req
65. Or they're like, you are loved by many.Copy !req
66. Or wearing a smile keeps you from being
naked.Copy !req
67. That's not a fortune.Copy !req
68. That's who cares.Copy !req
69. Well, these will come true.Copy !req
70. Because the fortune is written on paper
laced with pheromonal motivators.Copy !req
71. Touching the pheromone paper will
stimulate the senses and neurotransmittersCopy !req
72. will unlock the immense power of positive
thinking.Copy !req
73. Go ahead.Copy !req
74. Pick one up and read it.Copy !req
75. Why not?Copy !req
76. You were born to dance.Copy !req
77. Ha!Copy !req
78. That is ridiculous.Copy !req
79. And, hey!Copy !req
80. Get down with my bad self!Copy !req
81. They work!Copy !req
82. And this helps you get Gil how?Copy !req
83. We're going to give him a cookie and he
will read...Copy !req
84. You will kiss a girl with red hair and a
lab coat and glasses.Copy !req
85. Then, whoa, Nelly!Copy !req
86. He kisses us.Copy !req
87. Hey, Johnny and red-headed girls with lab
coats and glasses.Copy !req
88. We have a cookie for you.Copy !req
89. Awesome!Copy !req
90. I love fortune cookies.Copy !req
91. Mmm.Copy !req
92. Pipsies!Copy !req
93. Bull, fetch a fortune!Copy !req
94. No, no, no, bull!Copy !req
95. Huh?Copy !req
96. Oh, crud!Copy !req
97. No!Copy !req
98. No, no, don't work!Copy !req
99. Love the cookie, yo.Copy !req
100. And bull really loves you.Copy !req
101. Laters, Johnny.Copy !req
102. You thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
103. We break into the girls' lab, write some
fortunes of our own...Copy !req
104. And bring them to a local shelter and have
people's fortunes come true.Copy !req
105. Close.Copy !req
106. We sneak into the lab, write some
fortunes, and sell them to the kids in theCopy !req
107. neighborhood and get rich, rich,
rich!Copy !req
108. Um, when did your dad install these giant
ducks?Copy !req
109. Keep moving.Copy !req
110. The lab is this way.Copy !req
111. Ooh, you're just in time to taste my new
cookie recipe.Copy !req
112. It was the other way.Copy !req
113. Okay, that was a little overdramatic,
don't you think?Copy !req
114. And I'm telling you, they will cheer for
my cookies!Copy !req
115. They will cheer me!Copy !req
116. Spingo!Copy !req
117. Now we just have to write down some stupid
fortunes, and we'll get our fortunes!Copy !req
118. As in tons of moolah to buy steak!Copy !req
119. And my own tropical
island full of pineapplesCopy !req
120. that I'll eat every
morning along the shore.Copy !req
121. Now, let's sell some cookies!Copy !req
122. I've.Copy !req
123. been hot to fortune cookies.Copy !req
124. Every fortune guaranteed to comma true,
just before you!Copy !req
125. I'll take one test, for free!Copy !req
126. You're going to be a singer!Copy !req
127. Ha!Copy !req
128. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard!Copy !req
129. Oh, look at me!Copy !req
130. Look at me!Copy !req
131. I'm singing!Copy !req
132. Ha!Copy !req
133. I want a cookie!Copy !req
134. You will be a bullfighter!Copy !req
135. Ha!Copy !req
136. Ha!Copy !req
137. Ha!Copy !req
138. Fortune.Copy !req
139. comes true!Copy !req
140. Who's next to buy Johnny's amazing fortune
cookies, huh?Copy !req
141. You?Copy !req
142. Ha!Copy !req
143. Well, now that bull's gone,
it's time to put Operation GetCopy !req
144. Guilt to Kiss Us by reading a
fortune cookie back into action!Copy !req
145. Hi!Copy !req
146. Would you like to support the Girl
Improvement League?Copy !req
147. We like to build self-confidence and
strength through cheer and cheer routines.Copy !req
148. Cheering?Copy !req
149. How about building
real girl skills throughCopy !req
150. math, science, and
student leadership, sister?Copy !req
151. Okay, maybe that was a little harsh.Copy !req
152. Now, let's drop off that cookie!Copy !req
153. Hmm.Copy !req
154. Ooh!Copy !req
155. Another fortune cookie!Copy !req
156. You will kiss a girl with red hair
and a lab coat and... Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
157. That is way too long a sentence.Copy !req
158. Oh, great!Copy !req
159. Quick!Copy !req
160. We have to make more cookies!Copy !req
161. We sold out!Copy !req
162. I'll bake and you start writing fortunes!Copy !req
163. Coming out of ideas!Copy !req
164. They're not just make up anything,
like, uh, uh, you will be a Princess,Copy !req
165. you will walk on your hand, you can fly,
just do it fast!Copy !req
166. These cookies are really amazing!Copy !req
167. I know!Copy !req
168. And what about us?Copy !req
169. Perhaps we should join in on the fun!Copy !req
170. Then check this one out!Copy !req
171. You will be super strong!Copy !req
172. Wow!Copy !req
173. The power of positive thinking is really
effective!Copy !req
174. My turn!Copy !req
175. Large warthogs will attack your town!Copy !req
176. Cool!Copy !req
177. What?Copy !req
178. I ran out of things to write!Copy !req
179. And I saw it in a horror movie!Copy !req
180. It was cool!Copy !req
181. There were these warthogs who
attack a town and... A horror movie?Copy !req
182. Don't worry!Copy !req
183. There's not a warthog within a hundred
miles of pork belly!Copy !req
184. The power of positive thinking is really
powerful!Copy !req
185. Oh, yeah, it worked!Copy !req
186. Would you like to support the Girl
Improvement League?Copy !req
187. Kenneth!Copy !req
188. I know what you're gonna say, and I'm
sorry.Copy !req
189. I got a little greedy.Copy !req
190. But you tell us!Copy !req
191. How did a fortune cookie attract wild
warthogs?Copy !req
192. Because the pheromones we used to make the
fortunes were pig pheromones.Copy !req
193. But it shouldn't be a problem with only a
few pieces of paper.Copy !req
194. How many cookies did you make?Copy !req
195. Fifteen!Copy !req
196. No, wait.Copy !req
197. Seven thousand!Copy !req
198. Johnny, the concentrated pheromones
attracted them to pork belly, but becauseCopy !req
199. they now have discovered a food-filled
pork belly and will never leave.Copy !req
200. Who wants to try my new batch of tongue
tantalizers?Copy !req
201. Did you say food and dirt?Copy !req
202. Yeah.Copy !req
203. I'm gonna need some blasters.Copy !req
204. Here, warthogs, get your free cookies.Copy !req
205. Free cookies here!Copy !req
206. That's right, warthogs, it's either me and
my dad's.Copy !req
207. horrible cookie sauce saved our town!Copy !req
208. We should cheer louder for whoever made
them.Copy !req
209. Yay!Copy !req
210. It's me and me and dad!Copy !req
211. Hey, dad, your fortune did come true.Copy !req
212. The whole town is cheering and thanking
you for your cookies.Copy !req
213. And you know what, son?Copy !req
214. I'll take it.Copy !req
215. We've mastered the paddle ball!Copy !req
216. Well, we've built the
uranium cranium mine builder,Copy !req
217. which can make anyone a
super genius with just one blast.Copy !req
218. Yeah, but can your cranium mind thinger do
this?Copy !req
219. Ow!Copy !req
220. Ow!Copy !req
221. Ow!Copy !req
222. That is just dumb, Johnny.Copy !req
223. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
224. Well, you're dumb!Copy !req
225. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
226. Well, dumb people don't get full
scholarships to the Pork Belly InstituteCopy !req
227. of Technology, which is why we need to
demonstrate the uranium cranium mineCopy !req
228. builder to Professor Slop Sync today to
secure another year of free college.Copy !req
229. Wow, great story.Copy !req
230. Now, watch Johnny get cheese with paddle
ball.Copy !req
231. Huh?Copy !req
232. You'll rue the day you experimented on,
Montague Mouse!Copy !req
233. Soon, all the cheese in the world will be
mine!Copy !req
234. Mine!Copy !req
235. We couldn't find you, so we tested the
mine builder on some mice.Copy !req
236. Which also has a really dumb reverse mode.Copy !req
237. Duh!Copy !req
238. Now, we only have enough uranium left for
one more blast, so throw that dumb toyCopy !req
239. away, Johnny, before you do something
dumb.Copy !req
240. Fine!Copy !req
241. Right after one more paddle ball!Copy !req
242. Susan!Copy !req
243. Mary!Copy !req
244. Are you okay?Copy !req
245. Talk to us!Copy !req
246. Say something!Copy !req
247. Anything!Copy !req
248. Duh!Copy !req
249. Ah!Copy !req
250. You reversed the uranium mine builder and
blasted your sisters into Dunville!Copy !req
251. And there's no more uranium to turn them
back into geniuses!Copy !req
252. Now, this is just great!Copy !req
253. Duh!Copy !req
254. What are you talking about?Copy !req
255. This is great!Copy !req
256. I've got big dumb sisters!Copy !req
257. Watch!Copy !req
258. Susan!Copy !req
259. Mary!Copy !req
260. What's two plus two?Copy !req
261. Duh!Copy !req
262. 22!Copy !req
263. And this is gonna be good!Copy !req
264. No, it's not!Copy !req
265. Yes it is!Copy !req
266. Because now, I'm the smart one!Copy !req
267. And it's time to do some tests on them!Copy !req
268. Duh!Copy !req
269. Ah!Copy !req
270. The cheese is mine!Copy !req
271. You will rue the day you challenge me!Copy !req
272. Rue I say!Copy !req
273. Rue!Copy !req
274. This is called pie!Copy !req
275. I need you to test it for me and see if
it's still tasty and not gross!Copy !req
276. Oh, and you eat pie with your face!Copy !req
277. This is awesome!Copy !req
278. This is not funny, Johnny!Copy !req
279. I like pie!Copy !req
280. Okay, maybe a little bit.Copy !req
281. But with them being dumb, they can't boss
me around anymore!Copy !req
282. And I can take anything out of the lab I
want!Copy !req
283. Like this watch phone thing!Copy !req
284. It's nice!Copy !req
285. But if we don't get your sisters to their
meeting at the Pork Belly Institute withCopy !req
286. Professor Slotzink to
show their uranium mineCopy !req
287. builder, they're going
to lose their scholarship!Copy !req
288. And this is my problem, Hal.Copy !req
289. Because having big dumb sisters means no
more big fun experiments, no time travel,Copy !req
290. and no smart sisters doing your math
homework for you!Copy !req
291. We gotta get my sisters smart again!Copy !req
292. Oh, great!Copy !req
293. The mine builder is out of uranium!Copy !req
294. And they're picking their noses again!Copy !req
295. Duh!Copy !req
296. Don't sweat it!Copy !req
297. We'll just call another teenage
psychoscientist who's sure to help!Copy !req
298. Ah!Copy !req
299. What is it, Johnny?Copy !req
300. You're interrupting my snack time!Copy !req
301. I need uranium to make
my sisters smart againCopy !req
302. and get them a
scholarship to the Institute!Copy !req
303. Sorry!Copy !req
304. Don't have any uranium!Copy !req
305. I can see the crates of uranium!Copy !req
306. Okay, I don't have any uranium you can
use!Copy !req
307. Because I lull the Pork Belly Institute!Copy !req
308. Little experiment, eat Slotzink's hand
off, and I'm out on my golden butt!Copy !req
309. Plus, if Susan loses
her scholarship, she canCopy !req
310. finally study with me
at Bling Bling University!Copy !req
311. The finest home school university in my
house!Copy !req
312. Tell Susan I'll keep my waffles warm!Copy !req
313. Bling Bling out!Copy !req
314. Homeschooling is an option!Copy !req
315. And those waffles did look good!Copy !req
316. Ow!Copy !req
317. Ow!Copy !req
318. Ow!Copy !req
319. Ow!Copy !req
320. Ow!Copy !req
321. Ow!Copy !req
322. Ow!Copy !req
323. I got it!Copy !req
324. I bet there's a ton of uranium at the
Institute!Copy !req
325. Have.Copy !req
326. to keep dumb Susan and Mary away from...Copy !req
327. But that's her slop sink!Copy !req
328. Welcome test sisters!Copy !req
329. Und annoying little brother!Copy !req
330. You are early!Copy !req
331. But no worries!Copy !req
332. We shall begin the scholarship interview!Copy !req
333. Now!Copy !req
334. What is your favorite thing about
mathematics?Copy !req
335. I like pie!Copy !req
336. Yeah!Copy !req
337. Pie is my favorite thing too!Copy !req
338. Especially when used with the Fibonacci
numbers!Copy !req
339. Well, that settles it!Copy !req
340. They get the scholarship and they'll see
you in class tomorrow!Copy !req
341. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
342. Sweet!Copy !req
343. Und, what is this?Copy !req
344. Uh, you know, it's one of those giant
school hall passes.Copy !req
345. Hey!Copy !req
346. Is that a shaved yak?Copy !req
347. Shaved yak?Copy !req
348. Where?Copy !req
349. Okay!Copy !req
350. I guess we'll do the interview later!Copy !req
351. Wow!Copy !req
352. A school with its own nuclear reactor!Copy !req
353. Now that's an education!Copy !req
354. Just hack the security code, dog!Copy !req
355. Got it!Copy !req
356. And... Dog sister alert!Copy !req
357. What are you doing?Copy !req
358. Pressing colorful buttons!Copy !req
359. I've heard that before somewhere!Copy !req
360. Total core meltdown in seven minutes!Copy !req
361. Wait!Copy !req
362. Don't worry, I can fix it!Copy !req
363. I'm the smart one now!Copy !req
364. Total core meltdown in five minutes!Copy !req
365. The important thing is I tried,
right?Copy !req
366. No!Copy !req
367. What do we do now?Copy !req
368. Same plan as before!Copy !req
369. You hack the security code and we blast
Susan and Mary!Copy !req
370. Woo!Copy !req
371. Susan and Mary!Copy !req
372. Hello!Copy !req
373. Hello!Copy !req
374. I need your help breaking into a uranium
safe or the institute is gonna melt down!Copy !req
375. Help a brother out!Copy !req
376. But I'm having too much fun
at this awesome private instituteCopy !req
377. where I happen to be the
most popular boy on campus!Copy !req
378. See?Copy !req
379. You double B fish bump!Copy !req
380. What?Copy !req
381. To go to the dance with me tonight?Copy !req
382. You're the best!Copy !req
383. You programmed your own classmates?Copy !req
384. That is so sad!Copy !req
385. Okay!Copy !req
386. Human interaction!Copy !req
387. I'll crack your safe!Copy !req
388. If!Copy !req
389. You promise!Copy !req
390. Susan will attend!Copy !req
391. Bling!Copy !req
392. I gotta call you back!Copy !req
393. Ooh!Copy !req
394. You're early!Copy !req
395. I like that!Copy !req
396. Now, scholarships are hard to come by!Copy !req
397. And I want to be assured that you girls
are still scholarship worthy!Copy !req
398. Or, I will have to kick
you out of the universityCopy !req
399. and you will end up
having a horrible life!Copy !req
400. What?Copy !req
401. The shaved yak!Copy !req
402. It's back!Copy !req
403. Look!Copy !req
404. I won't be fooled again, Johnny!Copy !req
405. But this time he's really there!Copy !req
406. Man!Copy !req
407. Have you ever seen such a thing?Copy !req
408. He's really there!Copy !req
409. Out the window!Copy !req
410. Oh!Copy !req
411. What a shaved yak!Copy !req
412. I'm not fooling for it, Johnny!Copy !req
413. It has absolutely no hair!Copy !req
414. No?Copy !req
415. Oh!Copy !req
416. What a glorious shaved yak!Copy !req
417. There!Copy !req
418. I must see this bear beast!Copy !req
419. Curse you, Johnny Dash!Copy !req
420. Johnny, I'll get you!Copy !req
421. Cool chair!Copy !req
422. But in your dreams, Professor...Copy !req
423. Okay, really cool chair.Copy !req
424. Made it myself!Copy !req
425. I'm not head professor of this school for
nothing!Copy !req
426. Why is the meltdown light flashing?Copy !req
427. Total core meltdown in three minutes.Copy !req
428. Oh!Copy !req
429. We're having a meltdown!Copy !req
430. We're having a meltdown!Copy !req
431. Look, my sisters are really awesome and
smart, but I turned them dumb.Copy !req
432. And when I tried to make
them smart again, weCopy !req
433. accidentally started a
nuclear meltdown in the lab!Copy !req
434. But you're a genius too, right?Copy !req
435. So you can fix this and save the school
and us!Copy !req
436. Correct!Copy !req
437. I am a genius who unfortunately does not
work well under pressure!Copy !req
438. You fainted?Copy !req
439. That is so weak!Copy !req
440. I couldn't hack the security code!Copy !req
441. You have to help!Copy !req
442. Cat!Copy !req
443. I'm at a dance!Copy !req
444. No!Copy !req
445. You're at a dance with robots!Copy !req
446. Which is completely sad, dude!Copy !req
447. Wouldn't you rather hang with a real girl?Copy !req
448. Smile and look like you're in love.Copy !req
449. A girl like Susan!Copy !req
450. Yes!Copy !req
451. Because Susan's here and because I know
that under that chubby, selfish exteriorCopy !req
452. is a tender soul that always chooses
what's right.Copy !req
453. And save the school for love!Copy !req
454. Total core meltdown in one minute.Copy !req
455. I'll do it!Copy !req
456. I'll do it!Copy !req
457. Nice speech!Copy !req
458. Excellent performance!Copy !req
459. Oh, Susan, I must say you look quite
fetching.Copy !req
460. Okay, that's new.Copy !req
461. Hurry!Copy !req
462. Blast your sisters now!Copy !req
463. What's.Copy !req
464. going on?Copy !req
465. Total core meltdown in ten seconds.Copy !req
466. Well, that explains it.Copy !req
467. Quick, Mary!Copy !req
468. Override the main switch and divert all
power to manual.Copy !req
469. Yes!Copy !req
470. Done!Copy !req
471. Now pull the lever!Copy !req
472. Our hands are touching.Copy !req
473. Just pull!Copy !req
474. Total core meltdown has been stopped.Copy !req
475. Have a nice day.Copy !req
476. You're right, Johnny.Copy !req
477. They are scholarship worthy.Copy !req
478. Not only for the genius ray they created
when the first acting acting on theCopy !req
479. computer, but just the fact that they live
with you and survive.Copy !req
480. They are definitely P.I.T.Copy !req
481. scholarship material.Copy !req
482. Yes!Copy !req
483. And don't forget Eugene.Copy !req
484. He helped save the school, too.Copy !req
485. Can I come back to the institute,
please?Copy !req
486. I promise I won't create anything that
needs off your other hand.Copy !req
487. I don't want to go to school with robots!Copy !req
488. Yeah, I brought some pizza for us to chill
with, yo.Copy !req
489. Fist bump?Copy !req
490. I don't think so, weirdo.Copy !req
491. You want to go to the school dance and,
uh, boogie down?Copy !req
492. Not if you were the last boy on Earth.Copy !req
493. Well, at least you're all human.Copy !req
494. I got it!Copy !req
495. I got the cheese!Copy !req
496. Cookie jar!Copy !req