1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
5. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
7. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
9. With the boy's best friend is a talking
dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. The Pharaoh Booster bling bling,
what do we make of this?Copy !req
15. Johnny Test.Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
18. Johnny Test.Copy !req
19. Johnny Test.Copy !req
20. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
21. Test!Copy !req
22. All I did was put hot sauce in his milk.Copy !req
23. Hey, test!Copy !req
24. I'm not done with you!Copy !req
25. It was a lot of hot sauce.Copy !req
26. Stand back, Johnny, and I'll scare him
with my super doggy growl.Copy !req
27. It didn't work.Copy !req
28. Yeah, so hop on and I'll ditch him with my
super chicken run!Copy !req
29. I'll see you tomorrow, test!Copy !req
30. I need muscles!Copy !req
31. Big muscles!Copy !req
32. Muscles that I won't have to use because
they'll be so big.Copy !req
33. Bumper will be afraid of me just by
looking at me.Copy !req
34. Like this.Copy !req
35. Or this.Copy !req
36. Or this.Copy !req
37. Where's the dog?Copy !req
38. Chasing cats.Copy !req
39. Now help a brother out, man!Copy !req
40. You're in luck, Johnny,
because we have justCopy !req
41. invented the Mega Muscle
Metabolism Accelerator.Copy !req
42. It speeds up the body's metabolism and turns
ordinary body fat into whopping muscle.Copy !req
43. Great!Copy !req
44. Then zap me up, baby!Copy !req
45. Bring on that zap-a-da-zap-a-da-zad!Copy !req
46. Uh, it's not a zapper.Copy !req
47. Actually, it's a clear flavorless liquid.Copy !req
48. Big muscles, here I come!Copy !req
49. Wait!Copy !req
50. There's a lot of breakable stuff in here.Copy !req
51. Let's go outside.Copy !req
52. Not that anything can go wrong,
of course.Copy !req
53. Whoo!Copy !req
54. Okay!Copy !req
55. Now that's what I call a workout!Copy !req
56. I'll take that!Copy !req
57. Doggy thirsty!Copy !req
58. No, no, no, don't do it!Copy !req
59. Wait!Copy !req
60. Don't do it!Copy !req
61. Um, what?Copy !req
62. Look!Copy !req
63. A-dooda-dookie!Copy !req
64. We have no idea.Copy !req
65. But look on the bright side.Copy !req
66. You didn't drink it.Copy !req
67. Roar!Copy !req
68. Looks like we got some pets off their
leashes.Copy !req
69. And you just got caught by animal control!Copy !req
70. Man, I rock!Copy !req
71. Why, you're off your leash too,
big fella.Copy !req
72. Quick!Copy !req
73. We have to get Dookie inside before he
comes back with an army!Copy !req
74. Drink dot blaster, extra
large titanium meshCopy !req
75. catching net, and one
super cool bandana.Copy !req
76. Get ready, monster dog, cause I'm the dog
catcher!Copy !req
77. He's really... heavy.Copy !req
78. Just came pushing before!Copy !req
79. He's gonna try and take Dookie!Copy !req
80. Um, take me where?Copy !req
81. Hey, you're back!Copy !req
82. Did I go somewhere?Copy !req
83. You accidentally drank some muscle juice
and turned into a giant hulking monster dog!Copy !req
84. Oh, what?Copy !req
85. Where is he?Copy !req
86. Where is the giant hairy monster dog?Copy !req
87. Huh?Copy !req
88. Oh, that big hairy thing?Copy !req
89. Yeah, we don't know anything.Copy !req
90. It's just us and our nice not-monster dog,
who's on a leash and very well trained.Copy !req
91. Watch!Copy !req
92. Sit, boy!Copy !req
93. Roll over!Copy !req
94. Take tea!Copy !req
95. Ooh, lemon zipper, nice!Copy !req
96. Okay, back to work!Copy !req
97. And I will not rest until I catch that
monster dog!Copy !req
98. Oh, man, he's snag-maxing Clancy!Copy !req
99. Don't care about the cats, though.Copy !req
100. To the lab, dog!Copy !req
101. It's worse than we feared.Copy !req
102. The Dookie Jekyll metamorphosis increases
every time he changes.Copy !req
103. Wait, what does that mean?Copy !req
104. It means each time
Dookie changes, he will getCopy !req
105. bigger and possibly more
violent and dangerous.Copy !req
106. Oh, and he'll need more iron to supplement
his diet.Copy !req
107. A lot of iron.Copy !req
108. And the bad news
is... The bad news?Copy !req
109. If he stays too long in the big scary
state, he'll stay a monster dog forever.Copy !req
110. That would be terrible!Copy !req
111. Or would it?Copy !req
112. Yeah, monster dog is a bad idea.Copy !req
113. So how do we fix him?Copy !req
114. Already done.Copy !req
115. We had an antidote prepared all along.Copy !req
116. Well, let's have it!Copy !req
117. Now remember, you have to relax.Copy !req
118. Any excitability or fear could trigger the
muscular metamorphosis.Copy !req
119. Got it.Copy !req
120. Stay calm.Copy !req
121. No problemo.Copy !req
122. Okay, here we go!Copy !req
123. You know he hates needles!Copy !req
124. Here, monster dog!Copy !req
125. Here, boy!Copy !req
126. Be quiet back there!Copy !req
127. You'll get your due once I get the...Copy !req
128. Monster dog with no leash!Copy !req
129. Don't move, or it might suck out our
brains!Copy !req
130. Freeze, monster dog!Copy !req
131. Man, I'm a lousy shot!Copy !req
132. Hey, get back here!Copy !req
133. Huh?Copy !req
134. Don't ask!Copy !req
135. Just sit!Copy !req
136. Where is he?Copy !req
137. Where is the monster dog?Copy !req
138. I can smell the danger.Copy !req
139. I really can, too.Copy !req
140. How do you know he's a monster,
huh, Jack?Copy !req
141. I mean, maybe he's really ugly,
but really nice, too!Copy !req
142. Maybe he's just afraid of you because
you're chasing him around!Copy !req
143. Yeah!Copy !req
144. How would you feel if you got chased
around by somebody with a giant net?Copy !req
145. You're not on a leash!Copy !req
146. Maybe you should catch yourself!Copy !req
147. Yeah!Copy !req
148. Put yourself in all the fuzzy animal's
shoes!Copy !req
149. Or paws!Copy !req
150. But I ain't in their shoe paws!Copy !req
151. I'm a man in boots!Copy !req
152. And these babies won't stop stomping until
I find me that monster dog!Copy !req
153. Lock him up and sell my story to the
supermarket tabloids!Copy !req
154. Oh, well, in that case, I saw the monster
dog running that way!Copy !req
155. Quick!Copy !req
156. Give Dookie the antidote without the
needle this time!Copy !req
157. How about a painless nasal mister?Copy !req
158. I love it!Copy !req
159. Now give it!Copy !req
160. Ah!Copy !req
161. It's in my eye!Copy !req
162. It burns!Copy !req
163. Don't worry!Copy !req
164. I brought your tranq dart blaster as a
backup!Copy !req
165. Huh?Copy !req
166. Man, I'm a lousy shot!Copy !req
167. And you're starting to get bigger!Copy !req
168. And nastier!Copy !req
169. And you're starting to crave iron,
aren't you?Copy !req
170. You!Copy !req
171. We gotta save Dookie!Copy !req
172. Yo, yo!Copy !req
173. A hairy monster dog showed up at the base
and ate a $1 billion iron tank!Copy !req
174. You wouldn't happen to know anything about
that, would you?Copy !req
175. Oh, so every time something goes wrong in
this town, you think we did it?Copy !req
176. Is that it?Copy !req
177. Huh?Copy !req
178. It's Dookie, isn't it?Copy !req
179. That's Dookie.Copy !req
180. But you'll never get him before we do.Copy !req
181. Sorry, Johnny, but we have to.Copy !req
182. And we have to salvage what we can from
the tank and the secrets he ate.Copy !req
183. We'll have to operate.Copy !req
184. It won't be pretty.Copy !req
185. But the cool new truck we have to catch
him is pretty!Copy !req
186. Great!Copy !req
187. Now the dog catcher and the military are
after my dog!Copy !req
188. Actually, it's worse.Copy !req
189. If we don't get the antidote
in Dookie in the nextCopy !req
190. five minutes, he'll stay
a monster dog forever!Copy !req
191. Again!Copy !req
192. To the lab!Copy !req
193. Okay, do something!Copy !req
194. What?Copy !req
195. We thought you had a plan!Copy !req
196. You're the geniuses!Copy !req
197. But we've done everything!Copy !req
198. Dookie didn't take the needle and wouldn't
sit still for the nasal spray!Copy !req
199. Then we'll just shoot the antidote in him!Copy !req
200. Uh, how did you change so quickly?Copy !req
201. Just find Dookie and I'll take care of the
rest!Copy !req
202. Found him!Copy !req
203. He's right there!Copy !req
204. Did you say iron battle suit?Copy !req
205. I'll save you, Johnny!Copy !req
206. Man, I'm a lousy shot!Copy !req
207. Dookie, don't!Copy !req
208. It's me, Johnny!Copy !req
209. And I'm not tasty!Copy !req
210. Quick!Copy !req
211. Put on some soft and sweet flashback
music!Copy !req
212. You're my best friend!Copy !req
213. Huh?Copy !req
214. Johnny!Copy !req
215. He remembered how he loves Johnny!Copy !req
216. Ooh!Copy !req
217. Hey, guys!Copy !req
218. My butt hurts.Copy !req
219. Well, this story is wrapping up quite
nicely!Copy !req
220. But it's not over!Copy !req
221. Cause Black and White are still looking
for Dookie!Copy !req
222. No, they're looking for a monster dog!Copy !req
223. So we'll just give him a monster dog!Copy !req
224. You don't have an old fake fur coat,
do you?Copy !req
225. And you think this will help me catch the
monster dog?Copy !req
226. Think about it!Copy !req
227. Dogs travel in packs, so why wouldn't
monster dogs?Copy !req
228. Exactly what I was thinking!Copy !req
229. Just make loud, scary noises to attract
him!Copy !req
230. We're ahead of you!Copy !req
231. Now check out my roar!Copy !req
232. Roar!Copy !req
233. Roar!Copy !req
234. Roar!Copy !req
235. Stop right there, monster dog!Copy !req
236. No!Copy !req
237. I'm not really a monster dog!Copy !req
238. See?Copy !req
239. I'm the dog catcher!Copy !req
240. Tell him, kids!Copy !req
241. He's the monster dog!Copy !req
242. Correction!Copy !req
243. Stop right there, talking lying,
monster dog!Copy !req
244. Well, we catch you with our big necks!Copy !req
245. Okay!Copy !req
246. I see where this story's going now!Copy !req
247. Did you ever notice that Susan and Mary
have more trophies than me?Copy !req
248. What, me?Copy !req
249. No!Copy !req
250. What trophy case?Copy !req
251. Tell the truth!Copy !req
252. Yeah, I noticed.Copy !req
253. It's a bit pathetic, but... Hey!Copy !req
254. You won a trophy!Copy !req
255. No, we didn't!Copy !req
256. We won it!Copy !req
257. And we ran out of room in our trophy case!Copy !req
258. So we need to use Johnny's!Copy !req
259. Hey, that's not fair!Copy !req
260. Dad built that trophy cabinet for me!Copy !req
261. Then try winning a trophy for once in your
life, little brother!Copy !req
262. Whoa!Copy !req
263. That is harsh even for you!Copy !req
264. You have to want it, Johnny!Copy !req
265. You have to want winning more than
anything!Copy !req
266. You just might not have the killer
instinct like we do!Copy !req
267. Yeah, well, you know what?Copy !req
268. I do!Copy !req
269. I do have the killer thing, and I will win
a trophy!Copy !req
270. So, ha!Copy !req
271. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
272. Doggy helped Johnny win trophies to prove
Johnny not a loser!Copy !req
273. Johnny, not winning trophies doesn't make
you a loser!Copy !req
274. Of course, it doesn't make you a winner
either, but you are not a loser!Copy !req
275. Then what am I?Copy !req
276. Well, it's true you haven't won anything,
but you have to enter a contest to win orCopy !req
277. lose, and you never enter contests,
so basically you're... nothing.Copy !req
278. Did that help?Copy !req
279. No.Copy !req
280. And I'm gonna put something in that trophy
case, if it's the last thing I do!Copy !req
281. Oopsie!Copy !req
282. I stormed off too quickly.Copy !req
283. So how do I win a trophy?Copy !req
284. Oh!Copy !req
285. There's a junior golf tournament this
weekend, and they give out huge trophies!Copy !req
286. Are you any good at golf?Copy !req
287. Let's get Dad's clubs and find out!Copy !req
288. I'm not good at golf.Copy !req
289. Well, $200 should take care of that window
in your future emergency room visit,Copy !req
290. right?Copy !req
291. No more golf!Copy !req
292. Why?Copy !req
293. Because I do not have a million dollars to
pay for your troublemaking!Copy !req
294. Okay, what's Johnny Win a Trophy Plan B?Copy !req
295. The Junior Rodeo Championships are in town
this week.Copy !req
296. Are you sure you can ride a bull?Copy !req
297. That's why we're practicing.Copy !req
298. Uh, right.Copy !req
299. Now, where did you get the bull?Copy !req
300. Is it really important?Copy !req
301. Now open that gate and let's ride!Copy !req
302. That guy is having a really bad day.Copy !req
303. And here's $600 more to cover your
insurance deductible.Copy !req
304. Johnny, look in my wallet and tell me,
do you see a million dollars?Copy !req
305. Uh, nope.Copy !req
306. Then no more bull riding!Copy !req
307. Wait!Copy !req
308. Why are you bull riding?Copy !req
309. I'm trying to win a trophy.Copy !req
310. I can't take Susan and Mary winning all
the time.Copy !req
311. Johnny need big shiny thing in cabinet.Copy !req
312. Son, you don't need a trophy to prove
you're a winner.Copy !req
313. I mean, I never won a trophy.Copy !req
314. And look at me!Copy !req
315. You're gonna win a trophy by watching TV?Copy !req
316. No, I'm gonna find out how to win a trophy
by watching TV.Copy !req
317. You know how sometimes
we'll be in the middle ofCopy !req
318. something and that dude
on the TV will give us an idea?Copy !req
319. Johnny, that is ridiculous.Copy !req
320. So you wanna win a huge trophy?Copy !req
321. And now I stand corrected.Copy !req
322. Hank Anchorman here with
eccentric billionaire BransonCopy !req
323. Ridgeway, who is kicking off
the Pork Belly River Jump Cup.Copy !req
324. I've placed a huge trophy
and an oversized check for oneCopy !req
325. million dollars on the other
side of the Pork Belly River.Copy !req
326. All you have to do to get it is jump the
river in an unmotorized tricycle.Copy !req
327. That sounds cool.Copy !req
328. No it doesn't.Copy !req
329. It's my goal to expand the possibility of
a fuel-less future.Copy !req
330. Because if mankind can jump a large river
on a tricycle, there's nothing we can't do.Copy !req
331. You seriously believe that?Copy !req
332. I believe that it's the
job of an eccentricCopy !req
333. billionaire to eccentrically
push eccentricity.Copy !req
334. What does eccentric mean?Copy !req
335. Rich, weird, and cuckoo, and you are not
jumping the Pork Belly River on a tricycle.Copy !req
336. No way!Copy !req
337. Johnny, do you want to test a super
air-compressed super trike?Copy !req
338. No way!Copy !req
339. I'll test your super
trike and then you'll useCopy !req
340. it to jump the river and
get that big fat trophy.Copy !req
341. Well you can forget it.Copy !req
342. I'm getting that trophy.Copy !req
343. I'm jumping the river.Copy !req
344. Who's got the killer instinct now?Copy !req
345. Just so you know, I will not help an
eleven-year-old boy crash into a river.Copy !req
346. And just so you know, blah, blah,
blah, I'm jumping the river!Copy !req
347. Pedal?Copy !req
348. Seriously, you're gonna pedal over the
river?Copy !req
349. No, I'm gonna pedal over the pool to test
my speed and tschajx.Copy !req
350. çalış.Copy !req
351. I will win that trophy.Copy !req
352. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
353. Woo!Copy !req
354. It's just a trophy, it's not even real
gold.Copy !req
355. Say hello to the Air Cannon Supersonic
Super Trike.Copy !req
356. Or, as I like to call it, the trophy
winner.Copy !req
357. That is so lame.Copy !req
358. Okay, who am I kidding?Copy !req
359. That is awesome!Copy !req
360. Every student at the university has
entered the Pork Belly River Jump Cup.Copy !req
361. But we are gonna win it.Copy !req
362. Now, check out the sound of 8,000 pounds
of air pressure-blasting me on a test run.Copy !req
363. She's really gonna ride it?Copy !req
364. You're not the only crazy test driver
around here, Johnny.Copy !req
365. Here we go!Copy !req
366. I'm sure this will cover the damage for
the truck.Copy !req
367. Who needs to retire at 65 anymore,
right?Copy !req
368. What did I say before?Copy !req
369. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
370. I do not have a million dollars!Copy !req
371. You are all grounded!Copy !req
372. But, Dad!Copy !req
373. No butts!Copy !req
374. In your rooms!Copy !req
375. No!Copy !req
376. But if we jump the Pork
Belly River on a trike,Copy !req
377. I'll win a big shiny trophy
and one million dollars.Copy !req
378. I don't care!Copy !req
379. Wait, did you say a million dollars?Copy !req
380. Individually, we can't make that jump.Copy !req
381. But with the girls' invention,
Johnny's reckless abandon, and myCopy !req
382. approval, together we can make that jump
and win that money!Copy !req
383. No!Copy !req
384. I have to win it myself.Copy !req
385. Johnny, every great champion has a winning
team behind them.Copy !req
386. Nobody does it themselves.Copy !req
387. They're right.Copy !req
388. Whether it's a race car championship or
the World Series, it's all about teamwork.Copy !req
389. One million dollars.Copy !req
390. One million!Copy !req
391. But I get to keep the big shiny trophy!Copy !req
392. I get the money.Copy !req
393. And we get the satisfaction of winning.Copy !req
394. Let's go to the river!Copy !req
395. Time out!Copy !req
396. Let's just take a minute, one minute,
Johnny, to think about what's reallyCopy !req
397. important and... Johnny
wants shiny trophy!Copy !req
398. It's just metal!Copy !req
399. What's really important is staying alive!Copy !req
400. Don't sweat it!Copy !req
401. It's gonna be a piece of cake!Copy !req
402. Now.Copy !req
403. that was awesome!Copy !req
404. Everyone from school is here!Copy !req
405. That's Emily Smart Puff from Advanced
Biochemistry!Copy !req
406. And that is one trophy you will not get,
Susan and Mary Tess!Copy !req
407. Whoa!Copy !req
408. Okay, now your dad is totally going to put
a stop to this!Copy !req
409. Ho ho ho!Copy !req
410. I can see the big check from here!Copy !req
411. It's huge!Copy !req
412. And there's also a huge headwind!Copy !req
413. We're gonna have to boost the air pressure
to 10,000 pounds!Copy !req
414. We're such geniuses!Copy !req
415. But not as genius as me, tiny classmates
and little bro!Copy !req
416. Cha!Copy !req
417. Tim Burnout?Copy !req
418. Don't even think about it, Jack!Copy !req
419. That trophy is mine!Copy !req
420. This trophy will not be yours,
but mine!Copy !req
421. Thanks to my totally awesome Sonic trike!Copy !req
422. Whoa!Copy !req
423. Oh, no!Copy !req
424. Oh, that was the best one yet!Copy !req
425. You're really just a rich nut who likes
to watch people crash in a river, huh?Copy !req
426. Ah!Copy !req
427. No.Copy !req
428. Um, I'm an eccentric who
just wants to push humanCopy !req
429. boundaries to show that
mankind is boundless.Copy !req
430. Really?Copy !req
431. The cameras are off.Copy !req
432. This isn't on the record.Copy !req
433. Can't you see that splash?Copy !req
434. Ho ho ho!Copy !req
435. Nelly!Copy !req
436. Next stop, Johnny Task!Copy !req
437. Okay, what do you say we boost to one
million pounds of pressure?Copy !req
438. Sounds good to me!Copy !req
439. And remember, John, it doesn't matter how
you get over the river.Copy !req
440. You just have to get over.Copy !req
441. I'm so proud of you, million dollars.Copy !req
442. I mean, son.Copy !req
443. I can't let you do this.Copy !req
444. You mean you can't stop me from doing
this?Copy !req
445. A million dollars?Copy !req
446. One million?Copy !req
447. Okay.Copy !req
448. Listen up!Copy !req
449. You have all lost your minds!Copy !req
450. Johnny's risking his life for a dumb gold
cup that isn't even gold.Copy !req
451. And his ultra-competitive sisters have
clearly become obsessive about winning,Copy !req
452. which is not part of the scientific
method.Copy !req
453. And you, Dad, you would let your own son
jump a river for money!Copy !req
454. Did Dookie just talk?Copy !req
455. Because you're so crazy with money and
winning, you're seeing dogs talk!Copy !req
456. Now close your eyes, shake your head,
and come to your senses!Copy !req
457. Close your eyes and shake your head!Copy !req
458. We're going home, kids.Copy !req
459. I've just realized in a
totally freaky hallucinationCopy !req
460. that this jump and that
money is not worth it.Copy !req
461. So did we!Copy !req
462. No!Copy !req
463. Johnny wants shiny trophy!Copy !req
464. And we also realize
that all the trophies we'veCopy !req
465. won are all because
you tested them, Johnny.Copy !req
466. So technically, you deserve half of them.Copy !req
467. Okay, I'm cool.Copy !req
468. Now, what do you say
we go home and moveCopy !req
469. some of those big
trophies into your cabinet?Copy !req
470. I love you all.Copy !req
471. And I'll shut down this rocket trike
before it explodes.Copy !req
472. We.Copy !req
473. definitely went too heavy on the air
pressure.Copy !req
474. He made it!Copy !req
475. Nice job, buddy.Copy !req
476. A big shiny trophy in my cabinet that the
whole family can enjoy.Copy !req
477. And thanks for the million dollars,
boy.Copy !req
478. Now Johnny can go to college and Mom and I
can retire at 65 again.Copy !req
479. The only thing I can't figure out is what
happened to the Sonic trike.Copy !req
480. It should've returned to Earth by now.Copy !req
481. What are the odds?Copy !req
482. Here, this should cover the cost of a new
house!Copy !req
483. How long the Volt were in your back is the
second place!Copy !req
484. I can go back to 5 ach ped amount.Copy !req
485. My clothes can't be a capital manual.Copy !req
486. All below, my clothes can't be a plastic
fianco.Copy !req
487. The Tools to cover the money out.Copy !req