1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
5. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
7. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
9. With the boy's best friend is a talking
dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. Johnny Test.Copy !req
18. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
19. Johnny Test.Copy !req
20. Johnny Test.Copy !req
21. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
22. And.Copy !req
23. this is the first sentence.Copy !req
24. What does he want this time?Copy !req
25. He wants me to shower!Copy !req
26. Get under the couch.Copy !req
27. Where is he, boy?Copy !req
28. I know your parpointer.Copy !req
29. Now where is he?Copy !req
30. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
31. Not so fast, Johnny-San.Copy !req
32. But we're inside, Dad.Copy !req
33. Inside your dry house.Copy !req
34. And we both know you don't have the guts
to wash me in here.Copy !req
35. Is that Johnny's marshmallow shooter?Copy !req
36. Yes, but it's filled with Brussels
sprouts.Copy !req
37. Johnny refuses to eat his vegetables,
but he's gonna, now.Copy !req
38. Honestly, the two of you.Copy !req
39. It's sad, I know.Copy !req
40. Now, I wait for Johnny to
get a high score and... Ah!Copy !req
41. Did you clean your room, Johnny?Copy !req
42. I had a long day.Copy !req
43. I need play time.Copy !req
44. I'm gonna kick the door down.Copy !req
45. I wouldn't do that if I were you.Copy !req
46. Here I come!Copy !req
47. Burned.Copy !req
48. him.Copy !req
49. It's like this every day in this house.Copy !req
50. Who ties up their kid?Copy !req
51. I asked you 50 times to brush and you
didn't.Copy !req
52. Now spit.Copy !req
53. I told you I had a long day and I wanted
to play some more.Copy !req
54. You had an easy day.Copy !req
55. I had a hard day.Copy !req
56. I wish my day was like yours.Copy !req
57. I woke up this morning and drank you out
of bed, made everyone breakfast,Copy !req
58. made lunch, did the grocery
shopping, washed everyone'sCopy !req
59. clothes, ran countless
errands for your mother.Copy !req
60. Tried being married to her, by the way.Copy !req
61. And I made dinner!Copy !req
62. Is this story gonna take long?Copy !req
63. Almost done.Copy !req
64. I cleaned up dinner, tied you to the
homework pole, then tied you to theCopy !req
65. toothbrush pole, and now I'm gonna have to
fight you to go to bed.Copy !req
66. And then I will go to bed, so I wake up
and do it all again tomorrow!Copy !req
67. I'm just saying, you wouldn't last a day
in my shoes.Copy !req
68. You couldn't last an hour in mine!Copy !req
69. We can arrange that.Copy !req
70. Maybe this isn't a good idea.Copy !req
71. I mean, switching brains with Johnny seems
dangerous and maybe twisted.Copy !req
72. Ha!Copy !req
73. I told you you couldn't be me!Copy !req
74. This is my day!Copy !req
75. Hooked up to stuff like this and I take it
like a man!Copy !req
76. And I'll take it like an 11-year-old
ungrateful son who doesn't appreciate allCopy !req
77. the things I do for him, so start the
test!Copy !req
78. This is gonna be awesome!Copy !req
79. Hurt!Copy !req
80. You are both grounded for a too painful
procedure, and oh, I'm Johnny now.Copy !req
81. And I'm dad now, and I say they are not
grounded and you go to bed!Copy !req
82. No way!Copy !req
83. Time out!Copy !req
84. Not a word of this to your mother.Copy !req
85. She'll flip.Copy !req
86. Right, got it.Copy !req
87. Deal.Copy !req
88. Secret is safe.Copy !req
89. Have a good day, my wonderful son.Copy !req
90. I made you the lunch you think I love but
makes me vomit.Copy !req
91. You're the best dad in the world.Copy !req
92. Um, I'm confused.Copy !req
93. Uh, who am I supposed to hang with?Copy !req
94. Me, of course!Copy !req
95. Cause we get to goof off all day long!Copy !req
96. Okay, honey.Copy !req
97. Here's your list.Copy !req
98. The toilet upstairs is clogged.Copy !req
99. The floodlight in the back of the house is
out.Copy !req
100. I think there's a raccoon living in the
dishwasher.Copy !req
101. And Johnny's supposed to make cupcakes for
a bake sale at school tomorrow.Copy !req
102. So bake them and make sure they are
amazing!Copy !req
103. Bad cupcakes is a sign of a bad family.Copy !req
104. Hi, Test!Copy !req
105. You wanna play Johnny Ball?Copy !req
106. Games on the bus?Copy !req
107. How easy is that?Copy !req
108. Hey, you talk funny today.Copy !req
109. I have a cold.Copy !req
110. And yes, I'd love to participate in your
bus game.Copy !req
111. How do you play Johnny Ball?Copy !req
112. Easy!Copy !req
113. You're the ball and we knock you around!Copy !req
114. What do you say we do an at-home study
today and watch the fun?Copy !req
115. Already emailed the university.Copy !req
116. Susan Test!Copy !req
117. What do you think of my horse-drawn love
carriage?Copy !req
118. And what do you think of my riding crop?Copy !req
119. I will return for you!Copy !req
120. Nothing to it, right?Copy !req
121. If Dad can unclog a toilet, so can we.Copy !req
122. Hey!Copy !req
123. Uh, you mean you.Copy !req
124. Okay.Copy !req
125. Let's do this.Copy !req
126. Ha!Copy !req
127. Being stuffed in my own locker by bumper
is still better than toilet plunging.Copy !req
128. Now it's off to the pressureless
classroom.Copy !req
129. You're late, Test!Copy !req
130. That's detention for two days!Copy !req
131. Oh, no homework!Copy !req
132. That's another two days!Copy !req
133. Now spell the word hokaspis!Copy !req
134. What?Copy !req
135. Oh, uh, uh, h-o-k-a...Copy !req
136. Wrong!Copy !req
137. Who wants to play more Johnny Ball?Copy !req
138. Right now, Dad probably failed the
spelling test and played Johnny Ball.Copy !req
139. And all I have to do is change a light
bulb.Copy !req
140. How hard is that?Copy !req
141. Actually...Copy !req
142. We should get this on video.Copy !req
143. Susan, Test!Copy !req
144. I'm falling in love for you!Copy !req
145. Get it?Copy !req
146. Falling...Copy !req
147. love...Copy !req
148. Get it?Copy !req
149. Giant... Fan!Copy !req
150. Oh,Copy !req
151. I hate Johnny Ball!Copy !req
152. But I love lunch break.Copy !req
153. Ooh, a meatloaf sandwich!Copy !req
154. Thanks for the lunch, funny talking Test.Copy !req
155. You didn't eat the brussel sprouts.Copy !req
156. I hate brussel sprouts!Copy !req
157. But I love magic.Copy !req
158. Now watch, everyone, as I make
Johnny Test... It disappeared!Copy !req
159. No!Copy !req
160. Ugh, those cupcakes smell like turd.Copy !req
161. They're not cooked yet!Copy !req
162. Um, do you even know how to use an oven?Copy !req
163. Yes!Copy !req
164. I mean, no!Copy !req
165. Huh.Copy !req
166. It's like fireworks!Copy !req
167. Hard.Copy !req
168. Day.Copy !req
169. Long.Copy !req
170. Must hide from boys!Copy !req
171. Okay, that's it!Copy !req
172. You are nothing but a
punk who spends moreCopy !req
173. time picking on kids
than doing schoolwork!Copy !req
174. You clearly lack any self-confidence and or
knowledge to function normally in society!Copy !req
175. And frankly, you smell and need a bath!Copy !req
176. And you should eat your brussel sprouts!Copy !req
177. Because if you ate better, you wouldn't be
so maladjusted!Copy !req
178. Oh, and I've made you mad, haven't I?Copy !req
179. Okay, I think I got this cooking thing
down.Copy !req
180. Ah, I'm telling you, this is better than
the 4th of July!Copy !req
181. Ah!Copy !req
182. I can't take it!Copy !req
183. Dad wins!Copy !req
184. I just want my horrible childhood back!Copy !req
185. And I want my awful life back!Copy !req
186. I'm so sorry, Dad!Copy !req
187. And I love you, man.Copy !req
188. I love you too, son!Copy !req
189. Oh, and Bumper's coming here to kick your
butt!Copy !req
190. I mean, my butt!Copy !req
191. I mean, help!Copy !req
192. Bumper is coming here?Copy !req
193. Well then, we'd better get rid of him!Copy !req
194. Who?Copy !req
195. Easy!Copy !req
196. We'll just take all the
things we use to destroyCopy !req
197. each other and use
them to destroy Bumper.Copy !req
198. Test!Copy !req
199. I am gonna make your feet your ears!Copy !req
200. Wow!Copy !req
201. You made him mad!Copy !req
202. To my room!Copy !req
203. Open up, Test!Copy !req
204. Or I'll knock this door down!Copy !req
205. I wouldn't do that if I were you!Copy !req
206. Here I come!Copy !req
207. Hey!Copy !req
208. I warned him.Copy !req
209. I'm still gonna destroy you, Test!Copy !req
210. Because there is nothing you can do to
stop me!Copy !req
211. You leave me... I
mean... My son alone!Copy !req
212. Are those Brussels sprouts?Copy !req
213. Boiled.Copy !req
214. No butter.Copy !req
215. No salt.Copy !req
216. You.Copy !req
217. win!Copy !req
218. You know, Dad, I have a new respect for
your cooking.Copy !req
219. And I promise to brush my teeth every
night.Copy !req
220. And I promise to give
you more free time knowingCopy !req
221. how hard and dangerous
elementary school can be.Copy !req
222. Oh, and I'm getting you karate lessons.Copy !req
223. In some ways, I guess this really was a
great day.Copy !req
224. Oh!Copy !req
225. And now, it's about to get worse.Copy !req
226. Why is the house smoking with burnt
cupcakes all over the lawn?Copy !req
227. And why did I get a call from the
principal saying Johnny cut skull?Copy !req
228. Yep.Copy !req
229. We're dead.Copy !req
230. Huh?Copy !req
231. I mean, I have a cult.Copy !req
232. Somebody tell me what's going on.Copy !req
233. We switched places to prove who had the
tougher life.Copy !req
234. And they're both pretty tough.Copy !req
235. And frankly, Mom, you take advantage of
Dad.Copy !req
236. You switch their bodies?Copy !req
237. No.Copy !req
238. We switch their brains.Copy !req
239. Oh!Copy !req
240. We'll switch them back!Copy !req
241. But I'm still mad at all of you.Copy !req
242. I work hard all day and all week.Copy !req
243. And I don't have time to come home to a
destroyed house.Copy !req
244. And now, I have to make the cupcakes!Copy !req
245. Come on, Mom.Copy !req
246. You work in finance.Copy !req
247. You add numbers all week.Copy !req
248. How hard can that be?Copy !req
249. Well, I know it's harder than being a spoiled
teenager who tinkers in a lab all day.Copy !req
250. Where have I seen this before?Copy !req
251. I love you, Mom.Copy !req
252. But you couldn't last a day in my shoes.Copy !req
253. You couldn't last an hour in mine.Copy !req
254. I can arrange that.Copy !req
255. Get away, Eugene.Copy !req
256. I'm not into you.Copy !req
257. But I love you, Susan Test, who clearly
has a cold.Copy !req
258. Okay, Mom's keeping ahead of Eugene pretty
good.Copy !req
259. I wonder how Susan's baking's going.Copy !req
260. It really is like the 4th of July.Copy !req
261. I don't want to play, Steeplechase!Copy !req
262. Don't be such a dog!Copy !req
263. No, jump!Copy !req
264. No!Copy !req
265. What a horse!Copy !req
266. Who cares?Copy !req
267. That was awesome!Copy !req
268. Regardless, Jonathan, I am a dog who needs
to do dog things.Copy !req
269. Oh, will you just come out and say what's
really on your mind?Copy !req
270. Well, they just opened a new dog park in
the snooty part of town.Copy !req
271. All grass, no dirt, and newly planted
trees!Copy !req
272. Oh, you know I hate snooty dog park
people.Copy !req
273. They're all like, what kind of dog do you
have?Copy !req
274. My dog is hyperallergenic.Copy !req
275. His name means rigorous in Dutch and...Copy !req
276. I let you ride me like a horse!Copy !req
277. Okay, great, you let it rip on a tree.Copy !req
278. Can we go now?Copy !req
279. Are you kidding?Copy !req
280. I haven't even sniffed all the new butts
yet!Copy !req
281. So, which dog is yours?Copy !req
282. Do you really care, pal?Copy !req
283. Do ya?Copy !req
284. Cause let's be honest, what you really
want to do is talk about your dog.Copy !req
285. But I don't want to talk about your dog
cause I don't care about your dog!Copy !req
286. Or how he's got air, not fur!Copy !req
287. Or what his name means in Dutch!Copy !req
288. Or blah, blah, blah, blah!Copy !req
289. Okay, that might have been a little harsh.Copy !req
290. Yo, poodle, I'm Dookie.Copy !req
291. Who wants to sniff my butt?Copy !req
292. Okay, maybe later then.Copy !req
293. Oh, me?Copy !req
294. No, I don't think I have Rottweiler in me.Copy !req
295. But I've got a wee bit of the Irish
setter.Copy !req
296. Hi, I'm Dookie.Copy !req
297. You're Shih Tzus, right?Copy !req
298. I love that name!Copy !req
299. Excuse me, is that loser dog yours?Copy !req
300. Loser dog?Copy !req
301. He's not a loser.Copy !req
302. This is the best dog in the world!Copy !req
303. Really?Copy !req
304. Has he, she, or it won prestigious dog
shows like ours?Copy !req
305. What's a dog show?Copy !req
306. We have to kick you out of our park now.Copy !req
307. They literally kicked us out!Copy !req
308. They kicked us out, too!Copy !req
309. Hi, I'm Jimmy, and they said my Snodgrass
was too ugly.Copy !req
310. They said Pumpkin smells like toilet
water.Copy !req
311. Which she does!Copy !req
312. Because she really loves toilet water.Copy !req
313. Well, they laughed at my dog.Copy !req
314. Or maybe it was our ascots.Copy !req
315. Anyway, it's not fair!Copy !req
316. Well, it's nice meeting all of you.Copy !req
317. And they have not heard the last of me!Copy !req
318. To the lab!Copy !req
319. Did that dog just talk?Copy !req
320. No, you guys must have hit your heads on
the fall.Copy !req
321. Bad.Copy !req
322. Right!Copy !req
323. Size 42.Copy !req
324. Yep, those are some big feet.Copy !req
325. We need to know what a dog show is and
where Dookie can win one.Copy !req
326. A dog show is a competition that judges dogs
based on pureness of breed and pedigree.Copy !req
327. Why do you want to win a dog show?Copy !req
328. Dookie is the most amazing dog in the
world.Copy !req
329. Just tell us where a dog
show is so we can win itCopy !req
330. and show those snooty
dorks and dogs that I rock!Copy !req
331. Plus, those blue ribbons are shiny.Copy !req
332. Good news!Copy !req
333. The Portminster dog show is in town.Copy !req
334. Sign-ups are... now!Copy !req
335. Well, that was convenient.Copy !req
336. To the dog show!Copy !req
337. Uh, is that Bigfoot?Copy !req
338. We're running some tests.Copy !req
339. Cool.Copy !req
340. Hello, I am Jonathan Test.Copy !req
341. I'd like to sign up my canine for the
show.Copy !req
342. What kind of dog is he?Copy !req
343. Oh, he's... an awesome dog.Copy !req
344. Yes, but what breed is he?Copy !req
345. Oh, is that really important?Copy !req
346. What kind of dog do you have, sir?Copy !req
347. He's... a dookie.Copy !req
348. Oh, Park!Copy !req
349. We only accept pure breeds here.Copy !req
350. Kick him out!Copy !req
351. No!Copy !req
352. Ow!Copy !req
353. That really hurt!Copy !req
354. They kicked us out, too, but my dog is
fabulous, just like their dog.Copy !req
355. Well, they're gonna let Dookie in,
cause nobody kicks around Johnny Test!Copy !req
356. Which hot Bigfoot had a beatbox?Copy !req
357. But he stinks.Copy !req
358. He's Bigfoot.Copy !req
359. Make him do something with his feet.Copy !req
360. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
361. What's this?Copy !req
362. It's a homemade coupon.Copy !req
363. Good for three free experiments on Johnny.Copy !req
364. What's the catch?Copy !req
365. I need you to hack into the dog show
registry and sign up Dookie.Copy !req
366. Then give us something
to sneak into the ColiseumCopy !req
367. with so we can show the
world that... Dookie rocks!Copy !req
368. Okay, you're signed up.Copy !req
369. And just aim this at any security guard.Copy !req
370. You'll get in no problem.Copy !req
371. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
372. Nice to see you.Copy !req
373. We're gonna win the dog show.Copy !req
374. Please welcome Chihuahua 132.Copy !req
375. And here is Rottweiler 28.Copy !req
376. And now welcome...Copy !req
377. Will somebody kick them out?Copy !req
378. I heard of this!Copy !req
379. We dressed our dogs up like purebreds,
but we still got kicked out.Copy !req
380. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
381. Well, if it's a purebred dog they want,
then a purebred dog they will get.Copy !req
382. Back to the lab!Copy !req
383. Okay, that dog talked again.Copy !req
384. Nope.Copy !req
385. Again, you guys must have hit your heads
on the landing.Copy !req
386. He is really good with his feet.Copy !req
387. Turn me into a purebred dog now!Copy !req
388. Then I can... I can... I
can win a blue ribbonCopy !req
389. and laugh at those snooty
dog people in the face!Copy !req
390. I've never seen him like this.Copy !req
391. Hook me up!Copy !req
392. Bring her the tests!Copy !req
393. What's in it for us?Copy !req
394. Gil's sock?Copy !req
395. I told him I needed it for a school art
project.Copy !req
396. Deal.Copy !req
397. But re-scrambling
Dookie's DNA could result inCopy !req
398. a loss of his voice box
and short-term memory.Copy !req
399. And he'll take on
the distinguishingCopy !req
400. characteristics of whatever
purebreed he becomes.Copy !req
401. I don't care!Copy !req
402. Doggie wants shiny ribbon!Copy !req
403. So purebreed me, baby!Copy !req
404. How about something big?Copy !req
405. Perhaps a nice Rottweiler?Copy !req
406. Why not?Copy !req
407. Why did Dookie attack?Copy !req
408. He's sorta not Dookie.Copy !req
409. He's a purebred, which tend to be
genetically deficient and insane.Copy !req
410. Then make him a softer breed.Copy !req
411. Cool, he's a boxer!Copy !req
412. I love boxers!Copy !req
413. Hey, high five, buddy!Copy !req
414. Next!Copy !req
415. Uh, why is he all wrinkly?Copy !req
416. He's a Shar-Pei!Copy !req
417. What the heck is a Shar-Pei?Copy !req
418. A Chinese fighting dog!Copy !req
419. Oh, I don't like the sound of that.Copy !req
420. Just make him a poodle!Copy !req
421. Okay, I was way off on the poodle thing.Copy !req
422. Come on!Copy !req
423. What dog will blow away those judges?Copy !req
424. I'm talkin' super cute and lovable and
won't beat me up and won't dance like that!Copy !req
425. Well, nothing beats a beagle puppy.Copy !req
426. Is... is that your dog?Copy !req
427. Yep, I just had to give him a bath!Copy !req
428. And that's what he looks like.Copy !req
429. An amazing purebred beagle who is gonna
kick your snooty purebred butts!Copy !req
430. Well, you still can't beat us.Copy !req
431. Watch me.Copy !req
432. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...Copy !req
433. Super cute beagle puppy number one.Copy !req
434. Aww!Copy !req
435. It's Johnny!Copy !req
436. And the people are loving his puppy!Copy !req
437. I don't think anything can stop this super
cute dog from winning!Copy !req
438. I just realized something.Copy !req
439. What?Copy !req
440. Well, Dookie's a puppy, so that means he's
not housebroken.Copy !req
441. Right?Copy !req
442. Oh, this is bad.Copy !req
443. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
444. Butt pillows!Copy !req
445. Really smart, Johnny!Copy !req
446. I'll be right back.Copy !req
447. Did we win?Copy !req
448. Show me the trophy!Copy !req
449. You got kicked out.Copy !req
450. Oh, I'll never win a dog show blue ribbon.Copy !req
451. But it's not important.Copy !req
452. Dookie, you're an amazing dog, and
you'll always be our blue ribbon champion.Copy !req
453. I don't want your blue ribbon.Copy !req
454. Huh.Copy !req
455. I thought that was a really sweet ending
to this story.Copy !req
456. I just thought I could win a trophy for all
the dogs I couldn't get in that dog show.Copy !req
457. A victory for the wonderful and loyal dogs
who all go by the name Mutt.Copy !req
458. Okay, that's a great story,
but it's not like we can kickCopy !req
459. everyone out of the Coliseum
and take it over, right?Copy !req
460. Right!Copy !req
461. Right!Copy !req
462. Right!Copy !req
463. Wait a minute.Copy !req
464. I have an idea.Copy !req
465. It's Big Foss and he's kicking us out!Copy !req
466. That really hurts!Copy !req
467. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
Johnny Minster Dog Show!Copy !req
468. And here's Jimmy and
his ugly dog you should allCopy !req
469. clap for, or I'll have
Bigfoot kick you out too.Copy !req
470. And here's Ascot Dude and his matching
ascot dog.Copy !req
471. Give it up for Pumpkin, who loves to drink
out of the toilet!Copy !req
472. And now, let's hear it for the best dog in
the world!Copy !req
473. Dookie!Copy !req
474. So dookie!Copy !req
475. Woo!Copy !req
476. Now that's how you end a story.Copy !req