1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Dad.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Dad.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Dad.Copy !req
5. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Dad.Copy !req
7. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Dad.Copy !req
9. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. Johnny Test.Copy !req
18. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
19. Johnny Test.Copy !req
20. Johnny Test.Copy !req
21. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
22. In an earlier experiment
on Johnny Test, JohnnyCopy !req
23. and Dookie were rocketed
into space to find life.Copy !req
24. Once there, they landed
on Vegandon and met DarkCopy !req
25. Vegan, the leader of a clan
who ate only vegetables.Copy !req
26. But soon, Johnny discovered Vegandon's
secret, that they live in paradise becauseCopy !req
27. they suck all the resources of other
planets, eventually destroying them.Copy !req
28. So with the Earth under attack,
Johnny, with the help of Dark Vegan'sCopy !req
29. rebellious daughter
Jillian, stopped the invasionCopy !req
30. and restored all the
water and trees to Earth.Copy !req
31. And now, without an
army or a ship, Dark VeganCopy !req
32. is stranded on Earth
and totally hates Johnny.Copy !req
33. Jillian still likes Johnny, though.Copy !req
34. It's called rock and roll.Copy !req
35. It's better when it's loud, but that's
when parents start to hate it.Copy !req
36. Let's try it.Copy !req
37. Turn that pulsating noise down!Copy !req
38. It's called rock and roll.Copy !req
39. We never had it on Vegandon.Copy !req
40. I like it.Copy !req
41. Will I despise it?Copy !req
42. And I despise you, Jolly Test,
and I will destroy you.Copy !req
43. Oh, I'm late for work.Copy !req
44. Darn it!Copy !req
45. So, how's your dad doing with the,
you know, adjustment?Copy !req
46. He's having a really hard time keeping an
Earth job.Copy !req
47. Can we get some more water?Copy !req
48. No!Copy !req
49. Hey, park this for me, will you,
pal?Copy !req
50. This is not the correct change.Copy !req
51. I don't understand your Earth money.Copy !req
52. Just be happy I let you live.Copy !req
53. I'm fired, right?Copy !req
54. You!Copy !req
55. You did this to me!Copy !req
56. I was the ruler of my planet!Copy !req
57. And now I'm an unemployable loser!Copy !req
58. Honey, you have to try this new earthly
recipe.Copy !req
59. It's called toast.Copy !req
60. No!Copy !req
61. Oh, and I went to an amusement park today.Copy !req
62. And you know what?Copy !req
63. I was really amused.Copy !req
64. Hmm.Copy !req
65. I told you Earth was cool.Copy !req
66. Earth is so not cool!Copy !req
67. You destroyed my life, Jolly Test.Copy !req
68. And I promise, I will destroy you.Copy !req
69. I will be back!Copy !req
70. Hmm.Copy !req
71. A lion!Copy !req
72. A vulture!Copy !req
73. I'm through playing games, Jolly Test!Copy !req
74. A Billy goat!Copy !req
75. Bingo!Copy !req
76. Sorry about my dad, Jolly.Copy !req
77. He really hasn't been
himself since you defeatedCopy !req
78. him, and he can't get
us home to Vigandon.Copy !req
79. Don't sweat it!Copy !req
80. Hey, give up!Copy !req
81. You are too mighty an opponent,
Jolly Test!Copy !req
82. I just miss being an evil ruler on my
whole planet so much, and I just...Copy !req
83. Oh, man, he's crying.Copy !req
84. Well, I guess I'm just homesick and it's
really hard adapting to a new planet and.Copy !req
85. What is this called again?Copy !req
86. Um, toast.Copy !req
87. It's good.Copy !req
88. Really good!Copy !req
89. Okay, well, Dookie and I talked about it
and decided we want to help you out.Copy !req
90. Yes, of course!Copy !req
91. We will join forces, Jolly.Copy !req
92. And with our powers united, we will rule
the galaxy!Copy !req
93. No, Dad.Copy !req
94. That's not it.Copy !req
95. We'll help you get home.Copy !req
96. But you've got to promise not to come back
to Earth and try to destroy it.Copy !req
97. Or destroy any other planets in the
galaxy.Copy !req
98. What?Copy !req
99. Forget it!Copy !req
100. Fine.Copy !req
101. Here are the want-abs.Copy !req
102. This is a great deal, huh?Copy !req
103. I don't know.Copy !req
104. I was kind of thinking about getting
something smaller.Copy !req
105. You want smaller?Copy !req
106. Fine.Copy !req
107. How's this?Copy !req
108. This guy is nuts!Copy !req
109. I'm fired, right?Copy !req
110. Okay.Copy !req
111. I'll stop destroying planets if you help
me get back to Vigandon.Copy !req
112. Deal.Copy !req
113. And, uh, do you have any more of those
warm, crispy slices of carbohydrates?Copy !req
114. You mean toast.Copy !req
115. Toast?Copy !req
116. Yes.Copy !req
117. I like toast.Copy !req
118. No, you can't borrow the spaceship.Copy !req
119. One, because you'll just destroy it.Copy !req
120. And two, we are working
on a new invention thatCopy !req
121. we'll surely get real
next door over for tea.Copy !req
122. Well, what's the invention?Copy !req
123. We haven't thought of one yet.Copy !req
124. Don't worry.Copy !req
125. They always say no at first.Copy !req
126. Then we wear them down and they do
whatever we want.Copy !req
127. Do you choke them?Copy !req
128. No.Copy !req
129. I schmooze them.Copy !req
130. Wow.Copy !req
131. This looks really nice.Copy !req
132. And I love you guys so much.Copy !req
133. Forget it, Johnny.Copy !req
134. Actually... Enough schmoozing!Copy !req
135. Daddy!Copy !req
136. Stop!Copy !req
137. Now, give me the keys to the spaceship
or I will destroy you and... Whoa!Copy !req
138. I wasn't done schmoozing.Copy !req
139. The only way we're gonna get you home is
with the girl's ship.Copy !req
140. I will not go up against your sisters.Copy !req
141. They scare me.Copy !req
142. What is this?Copy !req
143. It's jelly.Copy !req
144. It makes toast even tastier.Copy !req
145. That's not possible.Copy !req
146. It is, Dookie!Copy !req
147. Oh, I have never enjoyed such a
confection.Copy !req
148. Blah, blah, blah!Copy !req
149. Enough with the toast!Copy !req
150. Now, we're gonna need to sneak into the
lab and steal the spaceship.Copy !req
151. It's not gonna be easy, but it's our only
hope.Copy !req
152. Right.Copy !req
153. But we'll need a plan.Copy !req
154. A really good plan.Copy !req
155. Run for it!Copy !req
156. I told you not to go up against your
sisters.Copy !req
157. We are here for the Environmental
Protection Agency!Copy !req
158. And we understand you have a spaceship we
need to inspect?Copy !req
159. Sure!Copy !req
160. It's right over there!Copy !req
161. I was never really good at that.Copy !req
162. You're telling us this now?Copy !req
163. I'm out of ideas!Copy !req
164. And worse, we're out of toast!Copy !req
165. Get me some more!Copy !req
166. We're out of bread!Copy !req
167. What's bread?Copy !req
168. Bread is what goes in the toaster that
cooks the bread to make toast!Copy !req
169. Fascinating!Copy !req
170. And how do you get more of this bread?Copy !req
171. Uh, my dad buys it?Copy !req
172. Yes!Copy !req
173. And I'm not getting any more because you
guys have already gone through three loaves!Copy !req
174. I will get you some more bread.Copy !req
175. I'll get you some more bread.Copy !req
176. I will go to the store right now.Copy !req
177. I'll go to the store right now!Copy !req
178. How did you do that?Copy !req
179. That's an old vegan mind trick.Copy !req
180. Why didn't you use it on Johnny's sisters?Copy !req
181. It only works on dumb people.Copy !req
182. Oh, I know how to get that ship.Copy !req
183. What about just tying Gil up and dragging
him here?Copy !req
184. It's good, but if we let him go,
we could get arrested.Copy !req
185. Right.Copy !req
186. Okay, I am done messing around with Johnny
and Dork Vegan.Copy !req
187. You get the door, I'll get the lever.Copy !req
188. You're never getting the ship,
Johnny!Copy !req
189. Excuse me!Copy !req
190. Next door!Copy !req
191. Why I'd love to have tea with you,
Susan and Mary.Copy !req
192. Why I'd love to have tea with you Susan
and Mary.Copy !req
193. Hold my hands and let us dine on tea and
Goofy Triangle sandwiches.Copy !req
194. Hold my hands and let us dine on tea and
Goofy Triangle Sandwiches.Copy !req
195. Hey!Copy !req
196. We need the keys to the...Copy !req
197. Yes!Copy !req
198. We're going home!Copy !req
199. Dear Vigandans, I have returned once again
to be your leader.Copy !req
200. But I liked it on Earth.Copy !req
201. I already miss Johnny and rock
music and video games and... Silence!Copy !req
202. Now, let us celebrate with an amazing
Vigandan feast!Copy !req
203. Where's the toast?Copy !req
204. I want toast!Copy !req
205. There's no toast on Vigandan, sir.Copy !req
206. But?Copy !req
207. Why not?Copy !req
208. The crunchy Earth delicacy you described
cannot be created because Vigandan lacks.Copy !req
209. bread.Copy !req
210. And we haven't invented the toaster.Copy !req
211. No!Copy !req
212. Oh, no.Copy !req
213. We're back!Copy !req
214. What?Copy !req
215. We worked our butts off to get you guys
back to your planet.Copy !req
216. Yeah, but there's no toast there.Copy !req
217. You came back for toast?Copy !req
218. Yes!Copy !req
219. With jelly!Copy !req
220. Personally, I'm glad we're back.Copy !req
221. And now that I'm staying, my earlier
agreement is void.Copy !req
222. And I promise to destroy Earth and you,
Johnny Test!Copy !req
223. You might want to run, Johnny.Copy !req
224. Way ahead of you.Copy !req
225. Toast!Copy !req
226. Toast!Copy !req
227. I like toast!Copy !req
228. And today's homework assignment is...
Five pages of fractions in your math book.Copy !req
229. Find a wild fern and examples of sporozoa.Copy !req
230. Write down 20 new vocabulary words and use
them in a sentence.Copy !req
231. And pick a short story, read it,
and write a report on it.Copy !req
232. Hi, son!Copy !req
233. Hey!Copy !req
234. What do you think about having a family
night tonight?Copy !req
235. We thought we'd do a puzzle or make some
popcorn.Copy !req
236. It's too much homework!Copy !req
237. This is my childhood.Copy !req
238. Life isn't supposed
to stink like this untilCopy !req
239. I'm 35 and realize I'm
working for the man.Copy !req
240. Well, if you stop complaining
and start focusing, youCopy !req
241. can get the work done and
still have time to goof around.Copy !req
242. Like helping me taunt Mrs. Magicowski's
cat.Copy !req
243. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
244. To the lab!Copy !req
245. I need a homework buddy or a clone or
something that'll do my homework.Copy !req
246. It's too much!Copy !req
247. Help me!Copy !req
248. Help me!Copy !req
249. Perfect timing, baby brother.Copy !req
250. Say hello to our homework assignment.Copy !req
251. An artificial intelligence droid able to
do random tasks around the house likeCopy !req
252. lighthouse work, bookkeeping, and helping
out little brothers with homework overload.Copy !req
253. It's beautiful.Copy !req
254. Wait, you're just gonna give Johnny a
homework robot?Copy !req
255. There's no catch?Copy !req
256. Well, exposure to the homework buddy's
high-powered lithium oxide batteries couldCopy !req
257. cause brain damage, bone softening,
and a condition known as cow tongue.Copy !req
258. So we'll monitor Johnny's vital signs
daily.Copy !req
259. I can live with that.Copy !req
260. Who's up for a family night?Copy !req
261. Girls, I can finally teach you how to sew.Copy !req
262. And I can make some popcorn!Copy !req
263. Sorry, but we really have to test this
robot on Johnny for school.Copy !req
264. And I'm still not done with my homework.Copy !req
265. Oh, well, okay.Copy !req
266. Maybe tomorrow.Copy !req
267. Now, let's test this puppy out.Copy !req
268. Homework buddy, I need a fern with spores
on it.Copy !req
269. Oh, this is gonna be good.Copy !req
270. Okay, class.Copy !req
271. Let's have last night's homework.Copy !req
272. Or let's hear the excuses you have for not
doing it.Copy !req
273. Johnny?Copy !req
274. Here you go, Mr. Teacher Man.Copy !req
275. All my homework finished and in
alphabetical order.Copy !req
276. Don't eat that, okay.Copy !req
277. I love homework!Copy !req
278. And you'll also love family night.Copy !req
279. We're gonna hit the zoo before it closes.Copy !req
280. Ben, sorry, I have a lot of homework.Copy !req
281. In fact, I'm gonna be busy all night.Copy !req
282. Oh, okay.Copy !req
283. We'll just watch TV.Copy !req
284. Hey, homework buddy.Copy !req
285. I have to make a scale volcano model.Copy !req
286. Go nuts!Copy !req
287. Johnny, check it.Copy !req
288. A pulley system that dumps water
in more concentrated doses on Mrs.Copy !req
289. Magicowski's cats.Copy !req
290. Hey, Mrs. Magicowski lives alone and is
old and brings us cookies sometimes.Copy !req
291. Yeah, but her cats are young and one
scratched me yesterday.Copy !req
292. Fire away.Copy !req
293. Awesome!Copy !req
294. How does it work?Copy !req
295. That's real lava!Copy !req
296. Is that cool or what?Copy !req
297. Um, yeah, I do have more homework that's
due.Copy !req
298. I am supposed to make some cookies, eat
them, then write down how I feel about them.Copy !req
299. You don't really need to make cookies,
do you?Copy !req
300. No.Copy !req
301. But yum!Copy !req
302. Hey, how did he do that so fast?Copy !req
303. Just stay tight, little brother,
as we perform some tests on you.Copy !req
304. There seems to be no extra radiation in
his system.Copy !req
305. His vitals are normal, but his brainwave
activity is very low.Copy !req
306. Which is normal for little brothers.Copy !req
307. And where'd you get the cookies?Copy !req
308. Uh, found them.Copy !req
309. He's lying.Copy !req
310. Johnny, we gave you the homework buddy to
test for homework only.Copy !req
311. Not for your own personal gain.Copy !req
312. And I would never dream of using him for
my own personal gain.Copy !req
313. Never.Copy !req
314. Never.Copy !req
315. Whoa!Copy !req
316. Uh,Copy !req
317. what was today's homework assignment?Copy !req
318. Uh, get some giant plasma
TVs and play video games toCopy !req
319. test how long you can
play until your eyes fall out.Copy !req
320. And see if it's possible
to cook sausages in aCopy !req
321. hot tub while your private
petting zoo is nearby.Copy !req
322. Sounds good to me!Copy !req
323. More homework cookies, my fuzzy buddy?Copy !req
324. Why, of course.Copy !req
325. So, where did the homework buddy get all
this stuff?Copy !req
326. I don't know.Copy !req
327. He must make them.Copy !req
328. He makes a plasma TV?Copy !req
329. Well, where else does he get this stuff?Copy !req
330. He doesn't have any money and,
uh-oh.Copy !req
331. Homework buddy.Copy !req
332. I need more cookies to analyze for social
studies.Copy !req
333. I.Copy !req
334. thought those cookies tasted familiar.Copy !req
335. He's not a homework buddy.Copy !req
336. He's a homework burglar!Copy !req
337. This is Hank Anchorman
reporting that some kindCopy !req
338. of rogue alien robot
is terrorizing the city!Copy !req
339. Stealing high-end electronics,
deli sausages, old lady cookies,Copy !req
340. and zoo animals!Copy !req
341. Oh, we're dead.Copy !req
342. Okay, Johnny, time for your...Copy !req
343. Too much, right?Copy !req
344. You're insane!Copy !req
345. And we've gotta get rid of this stuff
before the police find out or worse!Copy !req
346. Mom and Dad!Copy !req
347. If anyone has seen this robot or knows
anyone who might use it for evil,Copy !req
348. please contact the police!Copy !req
349. Please tell us that that is not the robot
we just saw in the news?Copy !req
350. You're not telling us!Copy !req
351. Dad, the explanation is very simple.Copy !req
352. This is all Johnny's fault.Copy !req
353. My fault?Copy !req
354. I didn't build a kleptobot.Copy !req
355. You did!Copy !req
356. It's all your fault!Copy !req
357. Yeah, but don't count yourself out,
Dad.Copy !req
358. You're supposed to raise us to be
responsible.Copy !req
359. And you didn't do a great job now,
did you?Copy !req
360. He's right.Copy !req
361. It's not my fault!Copy !req
362. It's... it's your fault!Copy !req
363. My fault?Copy !req
364. If you weren't traveling all the time,
I might have more time to spend with theCopy !req
365. kids and teach them not to build a
shoplifting robot!Copy !req
366. Well, I've been trying to
be a family for the past twoCopy !req
367. nights, but everyone is too
busy to have a family night!Copy !req
368. Okay, it's all our faults, but we are a
family.Copy !req
369. And we're gonna fix this as a family.Copy !req
370. Right?Copy !req
371. Right!Copy !req
372. Now, can we destroy the robot,
thus destroying any link we have to it?Copy !req
373. If the lithium oxide batteries are taken
apart, they could contaminate the air,Copy !req
374. killing us all.Copy !req
375. Okay, so destroying the crazy stealing
robot is out.Copy !req
376. But it's not considered stealing if
everything is returned, right?Copy !req
377. Right!Copy !req
378. We'll get rid of all the evidence by
returning the evidence!Copy !req
379. I'll gather up some black clothing for
everyone!Copy !req
380. I'll collect all the things that need to
be returned!Copy !req
381. And I'll drive the girls' hydraulic
flatbed truck around front!Copy !req
382. We don't wanna know!Copy !req
383. Just move!Copy !req
384. First up, return the TVs!Copy !req
385. Excuse me, I'm looking for a TV.Copy !req
386. Oh, well, here at TV
City, most of our modelsCopy !req
387. have been stolen, but
let's look at what's left.Copy !req
388. Hey, the TVs are back!Copy !req
389. On second thought, I hate TV.Copy !req
390. Bye!Copy !req
391. Ooh, leftover popcorn!Copy !req
392. We did put all the animals back in the
correct pens, right?Copy !req
393. No, I'm positive I put all those sheep in
the sheep pen.Copy !req
394. This has got to be a perfect shot!Copy !req
395. Ooh, can I pull the lever, Dad?Copy !req
396. You bet, son.Copy !req
397. Now, let's return those weenies!Copy !req
398. Good.Copy !req
399. Now just loop the needle back through and
pull.Copy !req
400. Cool!Copy !req
401. We know how to sew!Copy !req
402. And.Copy !req
403. in the news, Pork Belly can rest easy once
again!Copy !req
404. Since stolen items all over the city have
been returned, and the alien robot has notCopy !req
405. been seen, and is probably on his way back
to his home planet.Copy !req
406. Well, it looks like
our family will not beCopy !req
407. arrested and or separated
by protective services.Copy !req
408. And it also looks like we had the best
family night ever!Copy !req
409. We sure did.Copy !req
410. But we're still in trouble for all this,
right?Copy !req
411. All big time!Copy !req
412. Okay, so what do we do with him?Copy !req
413. And we still have to return a bunch of
cookies to Mrs. Magikowski.Copy !req
414. Actually, I have a better idea.Copy !req
415. Thank you for a wonderful dinner,
Mrs. Magikowski.Copy !req
416. And thank you for my wonderful housework,
buddy.Copy !req
417. Clean-up time!Copy !req
418. He's making life a lot easier around here.Copy !req
419. And now, dessert time!Copy !req
420. Uh, is that a sausage?Copy !req
421. Oh, yes.Copy !req
422. He just loves them.Copy !req
423. But I don't know where he gets them from.Copy !req
424. Say what?Copy !req
425. Now, let us enjoy dessert in my new living
room!Copy !req
426. Oh, no!Copy !req
427. Okay!Copy !req
428. Who's up for another family night?Copy !req
429. Cookie Charge!Copy !req