1. The The Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack Those genius sistersCopy !req
2. use him like a lab rat A neat freak dad at
home, a super busy mom The boy's bestCopy !req
3. friend is a talking dog Three extreme
genes in an air-breathing shark MegaCopy !req
4. action game controller
skating in the park ACopy !req
5. pharaoh booster bling-bling
What do I make of this?Copy !req
6. Johnny Test... You see, this is
the life of a boy named Johnny Test.Copy !req
7. Johnny Test... This is the life
of a boy named Johnny Test.Copy !req
8. Mow the lawn.Copy !req
9. You're a big boy now,
Johnny, and you need to doCopy !req
10. more chores around the
house and less goofing off.Copy !req
11. Gotcha!Copy !req
12. Oh, I don't think so.Copy !req
13. Hey!Copy !req
14. Take out the garbage, Johnny.Copy !req
15. You're a big boy now, and you need to pull
more weight around here.Copy !req
16. Hey, boy.Copy !req
17. Don't I get a helmet or something?Copy !req
18. You're a big boy now, Johnny.Copy !req
19. And besides, once we cross your DNA with
the subatomic qualities of theseCopy !req
20. Superballs, your head should be rubber,
and you won't need a helmet.Copy !req
21. Um, what do you mean by should be?Copy !req
22. I feel fine.Copy !req
23. What now?Copy !req
24. Ow!Copy !req
25. Hold on!Copy !req
26. Hold on!Copy !req
27. He's saved Al a lot.Copy !req
28. The left and the right
will never agree based onCopy !req
29. fundamental ideology and,
quite frankly, egocentricity.Copy !req
30. What are you guys talking about?Copy !req
31. Politics, and you're too young to
understand.Copy !req
32. Now eat your Brussels sprouts so you'll
grow to be a big boy!Copy !req
33. Well, which is it?Copy !req
34. Am I a big boy or too small?Copy !req
35. I can't be both!Copy !req
36. Well, sure you can!Copy !req
37. You're a big boy when it
comes to chores like clearingCopy !req
38. the table, but too small for
things like... Cow movie 4!Copy !req
39. What?Copy !req
40. I hear that's hilarious!Copy !req
41. It is!Copy !req
42. But it's PG-13, and you're 11, which means
you're also a too small big boy to watch.Copy !req
43. But PG-13 means I can watch it with your
approval.Copy !req
44. But we don't approve.Copy !req
45. Happy cleaning, sweetheart!Copy !req
46. Mind if I finish these?Copy !req
47. I'm too small for this, but I'm a big boy
for that.Copy !req
48. Well, I'm tired!Copy !req
49. Tired of the chores!Copy !req
50. Tired of being a Guinea pig!Copy !req
51. And tired of not being able to watch
movies with bad words like Cow movie 4!Copy !req
52. I'm running away!Copy !req
53. I'll take this to go.Copy !req
54. You can't run away!Copy !req
55. Oh, yes, I can.Copy !req
56. And you're coming with me.Copy !req
57. What?Copy !req
58. No way, Johnny.Copy !req
59. I don't want to run away.Copy !req
60. I'd like my dog bed and a roof over my
head.Copy !req
61. Plus free table scraps.Copy !req
62. You know that's Dad's meatloaf,
right?Copy !req
63. Give me a minute to pack my bag.Copy !req
64. I'll show them who's a big boy.Copy !req
65. Freedom, here we come!Copy !req
66. Yeah!Copy !req
67. Oh,Copy !req
68. I'm cramping up.Copy !req
69. I gotta stop.Copy !req
70. Take a break.Copy !req
71. Right.Copy !req
72. And who says we have to run away from
home?Copy !req
73. Why not walk or stroll away from home?Copy !req
74. You with me?Copy !req
75. Actually, there's nothing saying we can't
take a bus away from home.Copy !req
76. I'm a kid with a rare hair disorder.Copy !req
77. Where to?Copy !req
78. Just take us to the end of the line so we
can start our new lives.Copy !req
79. End of the line.Copy !req
80. Unbelievable.Copy !req
81. We could get our bikes and bike away from
home.Copy !req
82. Here we are!Copy !req
83. Startover City!Copy !req
84. The land of opportunity and no parents
bossing me around.Copy !req
85. I can almost taste the wonderful
adventures we'll have.Copy !req
86. Just me and you, buddy, and nobody can
stop us!Copy !req
87. Why do we have to work the beat again?Copy !req
88. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
89. Maybe because you blew up a small
Malaysian island?Copy !req
90. How was I supposed to know what the red
button was for?Copy !req
91. Let's just get through this assignment.Copy !req
92. It's one night.Copy !req
93. Oh, I'm bored.Copy !req
94. Check it out!Copy !req
95. The suitcase is locked together to make a
rolling thing.Copy !req
96. I was thinking running away would be a
little more exciting.Copy !req
97. Huh?Copy !req
98. Yeah!Copy !req
99. It's the cops!Copy !req
100. Quick!Copy !req
101. Run!Copy !req
102. Why are we running?Copy !req
103. I'll explain later.Copy !req
104. Just keep running, dog!Copy !req
105. Is that Johnny and Dookie?Copy !req
106. What are they doing out by themselves?Copy !req
107. Let's check it out.Copy !req
108. Hop on the backpack cart if you want to
live!Copy !req
109. What are they doing now?Copy !req
110. They must have panicked when they
discovered I was gone.Copy !req
111. So they called the cops, begging them to
find their little boy.Copy !req
112. Drag your right foot, now!Copy !req
113. This is kind of fun.Copy !req
114. Oh, great!Copy !req
115. Now the cops are after us!Copy !req
116. But this also means that Mom and Dad feel
badly for how they treated me and areCopy !req
117. crying right now and hoping for my safe
return.Copy !req
118. This won't hurt a bit.Copy !req
119. I'm hungry.Copy !req
120. Well then, I guess it's dinner time.Copy !req
121. And I packed a ton of junk food in the
backpacks and squirrels!Copy !req
122. I told you running away was a bad idea!Copy !req
123. No, you didn't.Copy !req
124. I didn't?Copy !req
125. Well, it is.Copy !req
126. It is a bad idea!Copy !req
127. Because we have nothing to eat!Copy !req
128. Hey, I'm a big boy now, remember?Copy !req
129. I can figure this out!Copy !req
130. And I watch survival shows on TV.Copy !req
131. Crickets?Copy !req
132. I'm not eating crickets.Copy !req
133. Just eat them, you big baby!Copy !req
134. And you don't even want to know where I
got the water.Copy !req
135. Trust me.Copy !req
136. Ew.Copy !req
137. Cheese it!Copy !req
138. It's the fuzz!Copy !req
139. Scram out of here, Jack!Copy !req
140. Why do we sound like a bad 70's cop show?Copy !req
141. No idea!Copy !req
142. Jump!Copy !req
143. That does not sound pleasant.Copy !req
144. Okay.Copy !req
145. Let's go back home.Copy !req
146. No.Copy !req
147. It's too late.Copy !req
148. Mom and Dad are way past worrying and are
super mad at me.Copy !req
149. Right now, they are waiting at
the door for me to come crawlingCopy !req
150. home so they can ground me
for making them worry so much.Copy !req
151. But the burritos give me my powers.Copy !req
152. Oh, great.Copy !req
153. It's raining.Copy !req
154. Now what are we gonna do, Mr. Survivalist?Copy !req
155. Look!Copy !req
156. A barn!Copy !req
157. Perfect!Copy !req
158. We're gonna sleep in the barn for the
night like in the movies.Copy !req
159. There's no light!Copy !req
160. Duh!Copy !req
161. It's a barn!Copy !req
162. Ooh!Copy !req
163. I found a squishy bench!Copy !req
164. Hey!Copy !req
165. So did I!Copy !req
166. Oh, these aren't squishy benches,
are they?Copy !req
167. Mr. Black and Mr. White!Copy !req
168. Okay, we want answers.Copy !req
169. Why did you resist a police officer?Copy !req
170. Why are you police officers?Copy !req
171. I blew up Malaysia.Copy !req
172. Why did you run away from us?Copy !req
173. Are you in trouble?Copy !req
174. I ran away from home.Copy !req
175. Actually, he got tired, so we decided to
bus away from home, and that failed,Copy !req
176. and finally we biked away from home.Copy !req
177. Why?Copy !req
178. Cause Mom and Dad say I'm a big boy now,
so I have a ton of chores to do,Copy !req
179. but I'm still too small to watch Cow Movie
4.Copy !req
180. So tell me, am I a big boy, or am I too
small, huh?Copy !req
181. Which is it, man?Copy !req
182. Cow Movie 4!Copy !req
183. That movie was hilarious!Copy !req
184. It's tough being a big boy, but still too
small for cool stuff, huh?Copy !req
185. Yeah?Copy !req
186. You know, I skateboarded away from home at
your age for the exact same reason.Copy !req
187. I scooted away from
home, but still, yourCopy !req
188. parents are probably
worried about you, Johnny.Copy !req
189. I bet they're crying
right now, begging forCopy !req
190. their little boy with
flaming hair to return.Copy !req
191. They didn't even know I was gone all
night?Copy !req
192. Actually, you've only been gone for about
45 minutes.Copy !req
193. So, do you guys have to arrest me or
something?Copy !req
194. No, Johnny.Copy !req
195. One, because we actually had fun all night
chasing you, and two, you may be a big boyCopy !req
196. who has to do chores, but you're still too
little for us to arrest you.Copy !req
197. So you're free to go home.Copy !req
198. That movie is super funny.Copy !req
199. Well, I'll never know.Copy !req
200. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got dishes
to wash.Copy !req
201. Johnny, do you have a way to get back into
the house undetected?Copy !req
202. Tons.Copy !req
203. Why?Copy !req
204. Good evening, folks.Copy !req
205. We're looking for a young blonde kid and
his dog who ran away from home.Copy !req
206. A boy ran away from home?Copy !req
207. Uh, we have a son, but he's cleaning the
kitchen right now.Copy !req
208. Mother?Copy !req
209. Father?Copy !req
210. What's going on?Copy !req
211. Well, it looks like you're one of the
lucky ones.Copy !req
212. We see it all the time.Copy !req
213. The kid is told he's a big boy now and has
to do big boy stuff like chores,Copy !req
214. then told he's too small to do other
stuff.Copy !req
215. Like watch funny PG-13 movies with bad
words in them.Copy !req
216. Oh.Copy !req
217. Why?Copy !req
218. Why do they have to run or bike away from
home?Copy !req
219. Don't make the same mistakes other parents
have made.Copy !req
220. Don't let your flame-headed
boy end up on theCopy !req
221. street and work for
minimum wages all life.Copy !req
222. Remember, he's still a small little tyke.Copy !req
223. And let him watch movies like Cow Movie 4.Copy !req
224. Well, sorry to bother you.Copy !req
225. Now you sit right there and relax.Copy !req
226. And we'll make popcorn.Copy !req
227. And I'll put on Cow Movie 4.Copy !req
228. If you're big enough to
mow the lawn, Johnny,Copy !req
229. you're big enough to hear
bad words and cow poots.Copy !req
230. But you're still our little boy.Copy !req
231. So let us finish up the cleaning.Copy !req
232. Thank you, family.Copy !req
233. Don't pull his tail!Copy !req
234. Yeah!Copy !req
235. Yeah!Copy !req
236. That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
237. Come on, work you rotten thing!Copy !req
238. Curse you, Headstreamer!Copy !req
239. Oh, I can't believe it!Copy !req
240. Why is being bad so much fun?Copy !req
241. It's one of life's great mysteries.Copy !req
242. Hey, Johnny, you want to see something
really cool?Copy !req
243. Is it neat?Copy !req
244. Cooler.Copy !req
245. Is it something dead?Copy !req
246. Nope, cooler.Copy !req
247. Did you cross a cat and a raccoon and make
a cat-coon?Copy !req
248. Cooler!Copy !req
249. Yay!Copy !req
250. Just show me what it is.Copy !req
251. Ta-da!Copy !req
252. A black spot?Copy !req
253. Observe.Copy !req
254. You take an ordinary tennis ball and...Copy !req
255. Cool!Copy !req
256. Not cat-coon cool, mind you, but cool.Copy !req
257. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
258. Check this out.Copy !req
259. We made a blunt.Copy !req
260. horizon.Copy !req
261. Well, I have no idea what that means,
but where did the balls go?Copy !req
262. We don't know.Copy !req
263. Wanna go in and find out?Copy !req
264. Are you two insane?Copy !req
265. What kind of sisters would throw their
brother into a portable black hole?Copy !req
266. How will I get back?Copy !req
267. We're gonna tie a rope to ya.Copy !req
268. A rope?Copy !req
269. You make a mini black hole and a rope is
your exit strategy?Copy !req
270. No way!Copy !req
271. Johnny is not doing this!Copy !req
272. Okay, let's do this!Copy !req
273. Gerona by Sarah!Copy !req
274. Johnny!Copy !req
275. Hey, will you hold this for a second?Copy !req
276. Oh, sure.Copy !req
277. This might be cosmic payback for teasing
Dad.Copy !req
278. It just took us through the wall.Copy !req
279. Are you serious?Copy !req
280. I gotta say, the black spot?Copy !req
281. Worst thing I ever tested for you guys.Copy !req
282. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
283. Cheese pants was the worst.Copy !req
284. But this is a close second.Copy !req
285. Five months of research for a doorway.Copy !req
286. If I were you, I'd just throw it out.Copy !req
287. I mean, I hate to see you guys frustrated,
so flick that puppy in the HazmatCopy !req
288. container, roll it to the curb,
and be done with it.Copy !req
289. You're right, Johnny.Copy !req
290. Thanks.Copy !req
291. I'm just looking out for you guys.Copy !req
292. Oh, what are we gonna do with it?Copy !req
293. Not be bored, that's what.Copy !req
294. Hey, test!Copy !req
295. Test!Copy !req
296. Give us the black frisbee now!Copy !req
297. We don't wanna play
with it, we just wannaCopy !req
298. steal something from
you to make you feel bad.Copy !req
299. Well, at least he's honest.Copy !req
300. Give it to me or I'll pound you to Chow
Now!Copy !req
301. Look!Copy !req
302. Something in the air to distract you,
dorks!Copy !req
303. Where?Copy !req
304. Where?Copy !req
305. Run.Copy !req
306. Get him!Copy !req
307. Run?Copy !req
308. I hope there's more to this plan.Copy !req
309. Yeah!Copy !req
310. Run to that big stone wall!Copy !req
311. Jump to the spot!Copy !req
312. That is awesome!Copy !req
313. Now let's see what else this little spot
can do.Copy !req
314. Chow Now didn't sound that bad.Copy !req
315. I actually speak Chow Now-ish fluently.Copy !req
316. Wow, so this is Chow Now.Copy !req
317. It's very Chow Now-ish.Copy !req
318. Uh, what are they saying?Copy !req
319. Because it does not sound friendly.Copy !req
320. Um, you are in a restricted military area.Copy !req
321. We have ordered soup.Copy !req
322. No, wait, shoot.Copy !req
323. We're ordered to shoot.Copy !req
324. What?Copy !req
325. Oh!Copy !req
326. Jump!Copy !req
327. Ah!Copy !req
328. Pull up the spot!Copy !req
329. Pull up the spot!Copy !req
330. Pull up the spot!Copy !req
331. Okay, we're safe.Copy !req
332. No Red Army anywhere.Copy !req
333. We're safe now.Copy !req
334. What happens if we have, uh, two spots?Copy !req
335. Oh, that is so cool!Copy !req
336. Huh.Copy !req
337. According to these calculations,
we really should retrieve the black hole.Copy !req
338. Why?Copy !req
339. If there's a tear on the event horizon,
say in the garbage can, it could collapseCopy !req
340. in on itself and in turn collapse the
earth into it.Copy !req
341. Okay, that's bad.Copy !req
342. Let's go get it, demagnetize it,
and neutralize it.Copy !req
343. Help!Copy !req
344. Help, help!Copy !req
345. Hey!Copy !req
346. Talking box!Copy !req
347. Cool!Copy !req
348. Help me, Bumper.Copy !req
349. I am just a head!Copy !req
350. You don't have a top hat, do you?Copy !req
351. Huh?Copy !req
352. Huh?Copy !req
353. Your brother!Copy !req
354. His head was in a box!Copy !req
355. I'm guessing Johnny's that way.Copy !req
356. As you can see, ladies and gentlemen,
there is nothing in the hat.Copy !req
357. But when I reach inside...Copy !req
358. Presto!Copy !req
359. And now...Copy !req
360. What?Copy !req
361. A rock?Copy !req
362. Dude, they want animals.Copy !req
363. Big ones.Copy !req
364. Don't leave me hanging.Copy !req
365. And presto again!Copy !req
366. What?Copy !req
367. Huh?Copy !req
368. Surpre... He wants big?Copy !req
369. He'll get big.Copy !req
370. Voila!Copy !req
371. Hurrah!Copy !req
372. Hurrah!Copy !req
373. Yes!Copy !req
374. Johnny!Copy !req
375. Oh, no.Copy !req
376. You stole the black hole?Copy !req
377. This stole that you speak of is such a
strong word.Copy !req
378. I prefer retrieved it from the garbage.Copy !req
379. Fine.Copy !req
380. Just please tell us it didn't tear.Copy !req
381. Why?Copy !req
382. Not that it did or anything, but for
curiosity's sake.Copy !req
383. Why?Copy !req
384. If it does, the rip in
the event horizon couldCopy !req
385. collapse on itself and
suck in the earth with it.Copy !req
386. Uh, you mean like that?Copy !req
387. That is not magic!Copy !req
388. It's evil!Copy !req
389. Yep.Copy !req
390. We're doomed.Copy !req
391. You mean you can't stop it?Copy !req
392. The only way to demagnetize the hyper-black
hole now is with a super-magnet.Copy !req
393. But the only super-magnets in the world
are in the US base in Alaska and chow now!Copy !req
394. Did you say chow now?Copy !req
395. Please tell me those people are running
because there's a two-for-one sale somewhere.Copy !req
396. The earth is getting sucked into the other
black hole.Copy !req
397. Oh, great.Copy !req
398. Great idea!Copy !req
399. A black hole.Copy !req
400. Why don't you just
cut off my... Jump dog!Copy !req
401. Please tell me that's a giant space
magnet.Copy !req
402. It is!Copy !req
403. Wow.Copy !req
404. That was convenient.Copy !req
405. If we can get to the Central
Command Center, weCopy !req
406. might be able to operate
the super-magnet remotely.Copy !req
407. And return the earth to normal.Copy !req
408. Somehow I don't think that's going to be
easy.Copy !req
409. Duh!Copy !req
410. Don't run!Copy !req
411. Just act natural.Copy !req
412. Oh, laoche!Copy !req
413. Sup!Copy !req
414. How you doing?Copy !req
415. Alright.Copy !req
416. Good to see you.Copy !req
417. Hey.Copy !req
418. How you doing?Copy !req
419. Okay.Copy !req
420. Now run!Copy !req
421. That says control room!Copy !req
422. Um, perhaps it said janitor's closet.Copy !req
423. Well, the black spot does have some
fantastic military applications.Copy !req
424. Yeah.Copy !req
425. I don't want to give the military any more
bright ideas.Copy !req
426. This is it!Copy !req
427. This says giant magnet thing!Copy !req
428. Really?Copy !req
429. It says thing?Copy !req
430. Oh, wait!Copy !req
431. That says nuke Canada!Copy !req
432. This one says magnet, this one!Copy !req
433. We have got to fix his language program
when we get home.Copy !req
434. Just work the thing!Copy !req
435. I just pulled this lever to set off a
cosmic magnetic blast and... Huh?Copy !req
436. Okay.Copy !req
437. Again.Copy !req
438. We're doomed.Copy !req
439. Dookie!Copy !req
440. Say something to them in Chao Nowish that
tells them we're trying to save the Earth!Copy !req
441. Um, uh...Copy !req
442. Um, perhaps I didn't say that right.Copy !req
443. What just happened?Copy !req
444. Who cares?Copy !req
445. Pull it!Copy !req
446. Again, portable black hole?Copy !req
447. Bad idea!Copy !req
448. What can we say?Copy !req
449. You're right.Copy !req
450. And that's why we're going home right now
to destroy it.Copy !req
451. Good idea.Copy !req
452. I don't always agree with you big sisters,
but here I most certainly do.Copy !req
453. You tore a piece off, didn't you?Copy !req
454. Just to use for emergencies.Copy !req
455. What kind of emergencies?Copy !req
456. I said, give me your lunch money!Copy !req
457. Ghostly atomic wedgie!Copy !req
458. Ah!Copy !req
459. Black holes rock!Copy !req
460. Ghostly atomic wedgie!Copy !req
461. Yeah!Copy !req
462. Nancy Fraser's back in the garden But
today it was like, yeah!Copy !req